>>132089162
i am phil baroni
Maria Lupita Guadalupe 'Loopy' Godinez Gonzalez
kill retardsbehead retards
>>132095794i thought you were getting bamhole smeshed in messican prison b how can you be posting
Soon Dricus Du Plesis will heem Pissy and Sean Omemey will heem Aljolame and Colbeast will heem Peon and the cringe era is officially over.
I WANT TO SEE HASBULLA THROWN INTO A WOOD CHIPPER ASSHOLE FIRST
>>132095672i wrestled in high school then stopped because i went to play lacrosse in college. i dont remember hearing about the ufc at all until i got to college in 2012. i would watch big fights in boxing and ufc with friends from then until like 2014. then I became a real fan. watching every event and stuff. i remember seeing silva break his leg and being turned off but like a year later i got into it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJTTDjxzcaMIT'S OVER
82 Fights, has been brutally knocked out in 18 of them, specifically, what consistency is his brain?
>>132095772Someone tell me one (1) good reason why you shouldn’t swallow your semen after masturbating to recycle zinc and other lost nutrients
>>132095946Intelligence is for people who can’t fight
>>132095908Geawlmetry dash
>>132095946he's one of the least brain damaged fighters. unironically hyper intelligent
>>132095967ill heem you into living death, how do you like that?
>>132095950you'll develop antisperm antibodies and become infertilesource: i saw a leaf say it on here one time
>>132095950Conor McGregor collectible figurine + Mason Jar
Ah fuck i ate too much popcorn again
>>132095990ive been heemed to the point im unheemable
>>132095908Imaging being a demonlist mod and failing to do your only job even just once for months
H-e-e-m
>>132096057Based. Black people are paid way too much for putting a ball into a basket.
>>132096059who?
>>132096057Them NFL giga niggas are real athletes MMA gets the scraps they should be paid less
>>132096101loopy you are down tremendous. she's a hag. get psychiatric help
>>132096057
>>132096059id go as far as letting out a tongue out scream right in jans face. aint nobody beating me at gay chicken.
>>132096057patrick Mahomes plays one football game and gets paid 3 million for that single game and I go to work 275 days of the year for a total of 28k and youre telling me are out can the ufc
No mma this weekend don’t forget to spend time with friends and families bros
>>132096145>28kmf getting paid less than garbage men as a fully functioning adult
north south position just fart in their face, no?
i show up to flip burgers for a 12/12 contract. 12 schillings an hour for 12 hours
>>132096145Bro you in the military or something? That shit is like E4 pay
hap > ace
>>132095888Based and checked, see you around bro
>>132096145
>>132096145i freeload off of my girlfriend
>>132096235is she a dimepiece
I make 32/hr and come home and talk about female fighters buttholes on /heem/
>>132096057Hey guys think about the shareholders please. They have a right to a profitable investment
little mutant freaki wanna put a lead vest on hasbulla then throw him in a creek
>>132096145junior chef or line cook?
>>132096209>As a father
the fuck is this the money channel. who the fuck gives a shit
>>132096268this guy wins /heem/
>>132096268
dustin poiriers diamond gaurd
cut hasbullas arms and legs off with a chainsaw then split him in half with a angle grinder
>>132096209Hap's real name is Hapman? Is Ace, Aceman?
>>132096336>posting a fight where he sent dookie to the hospital
i had a really funny post to make but i forgot michael chandlers wifes name
>>132096390Brieman
>>132096327thats the face of a man whos had alexa grassos tongue up his ass
>>132096386i couldnt find a better pic on google. i think diamond gaurd is cool.
>>132096416ive never seen someone this pretty
albazi? didnt they fkn bomb that place like last week?
>>132096446she's a florida 5
>>132096416>sexo.jpg>grassocome on dawg
>>132096446She has little beady mouse eyes. 6 at best
kevin croom fucked tim elliots wife on their wedding day kek
Kevin “Crooming all over your stupid wife’s fuckin face” Croom
>>132096446look at those shoulders byou can do better
>>132096416>>132096446unironically could be a messican femboy, zairo difference in face. in fact, some are hotter
You know what really pisses me off, when refs right before a fight are like "any questions from you red, any questions from you blue", what the fuck are they thinking, they should be shot.
>>132096605tony ferguson the type of guy to have a question
>>132096605i hear ya b. keep it short and simple you dumb fuck we aren't here to hear YOU speak at all nigga. and of course fucking never is a fighter gonna be like>"AYO HOL' UP. what if i do thiiiiissss??"and if they did well this ain't the fucking time for it.i hate the cris ravioli bitch. he's always complimenting or consoling fighters like yooooo who da fooook are you guy?!? fighter has their corner and friends/family for that, nobody knows who y'are b!!!
>no mma this weekendIm going insane. wtf am I supposed t bet on. I keep losing on basketball and mma is my only steady source of winnings.
>>132096656its blogbussa fr
You can't name a more useless meme style than karateLiterally 0 purpose, 0 advantageWonderboy and Whittaker would be 10x the fighters they are if they had a real striking style as a base
>>132096722Why do asian women bald?
UFC flyweight champion Karen Alexa Grasso Montes doing the macarena
thinkin bout pyur violins
>>132096727That's a black lady with a french name
>>132096722good point however *heems you*
>>132096820i wish she'd macarena that pink taco on my face b
>>132096821dobermen...
>>132096840>doesn’t pile on the hits as the other dude is on the ground Based
>>132096209>mfw hap is short for hapman
>>132096827Okay. Why do black ladies with french names bald, faggot?
You will be watching K-1 next weekend wont you heemer?
>>132096840Karate hops are a waste of energy Feints accomplish the same goal, commit far less, and won't gas you outA guy jumping around like this will tire himself out in a few minutes guaranteed
>>132096904Testosterone
>>132096955Realistically who can stop him
>>132096921*cums in you and expedites your balding*
>>132096209>Hapman
>>132096983there is only one
>>132096209fucking hell chandler needs to be gunned down, no actual dad would be that much of a fag "tangible catalyst". have your kids mike you retarded faggot
I'm the HapmanSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dub(I'm the Hapman)Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dub
Fuck you khabib
>>132097011>t. not in a hero position
>Bellator is finalising the launch of a men's flyweight divisionbros mma has been saved
>>132097085i hope hap fucking kills him for being a retarded "dad", what a pathetic "man"
>>132096209Chandler is not that child's father but he does make a good point here about how most fathers don't realise how much of an influence they are on their children
Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
sean strickland the type of guy that orders to-go from a sit down restaurant and doesnt tip
>>132097111chumpler is making up for his lack of actual fatherhood in cringey unwarranted pathetic life lessons to some what will eventually be an ungrateful africoid devil spawn, the guy is absolutely pathetic
>>132096235Just think... sean really wanted to pitter patter pereira for 15 minutes straight. What a madman. What a sick fuck
hap man ting inna di place
>>132097129retard
>>132096416I’d lick her arse
>>132097138Ahaha I just read the hero position note. Chandler should have been a cia handler because he is obsessed with implementing mk ultra mind games everywhereHAP... ASSUME THE HERO POSITIONHAP... INITIATE HERO POSITION PROTOCOL
>>132097166I bet she has a perfect bamhole
Sean Stricklan the type of guy to full force punch a black lesbian bulldyke in the face after he interprets her slapping him as assault
what kind of retard would name his children hapman and ace
>>132097167its borderline insane, and so painfully obvious hes protecting his insecurities >"your children">"less accountability">"step up men"
hello where are the heems
>>132096209>HapmanI thought it was short for Hapler or Happington or something looooooool
>>132097242*heems you*
HERO POSITIONHERO POSITIONHERO POSITIONHERO POSITIONHERO POSITIONHERO POSITIONHERO POSITION
When you really think about we are all Hapmen
>>132097242
Lord Haptavious in another time, mayhap
Fuck it I'm Hapman Porter
wuz hap'nin chandler
Horrific/Gruesome Deaths in Chicago: Part 68
BUCK PORKED
Yeah I'm a Happed Hapmanese boy what up?
>>132097307im subscribed to these on yt and 70% of their fights are fixed lmao, the do live events like everyday
ayo MIKE
hapman hapman hapman that boy up to somethin
ace hapman tiger schaub
Use the Mega Buster to defeat Hap Man, then use the Hapsploder to defeat Cut Man.
nitro schaub
I can't tell if Jalin Turner is elite or a can, realistically who's the biggest name he can beat?
>>132097389he's a can
The great debate.
shut up you juice head turkey
>>132097338https://youtu.be/4B2G2Dk6Fr0Same channel? Gambling has such a big influence in muay thai stadiums you're probably right
does anybody have sleem webms? pref slowmo
Why is heem so active with uk posters at 5am?
there's something scary about 32-35 year old unranked journeymen that have 15+ knockouts on their record
>Tfw your cracka ass father puts you in hero position for the 3rd time this week
>>132097441>>132097446>>132097430i dont read FAGnadian posts, sorry
Just a reminder that the “MMA goat” is the weakest member of his family
when you come to it and you cant go through it and you cant knock it down
You're all apparently adults making fun of another man's child on an anonymous image board. Hope you're proud
>>132097488
manlet btos...
>>132097003anybody got this webm with sound?
aint his son you faggot
>>132097441This guy had 100 knockouts and Bas Rutten was one of themhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Lobman
fuck mma
>another man's childyes chandler is raising another man's child, two other men's children actually
>132097520t.
>>132097489I cannot be shamed. I take the HERO POSITION every time
Yeah but why he keep adopting black kids tho
THE Argentina?
>In Brazil's native Tupi language, 'Po' means 'hand' and 'Atan' means something solid, dense, stone-like. Pereira's nickname 'Po Atan' thustranslates as 'Stone Hand'and is marked by a tattooed collection of rocks and pebbles on his left hand.
>>132097558Pebble Hand
>>132097558
>>132097565This looks like me, I thought to myself, before assuming the HERO POSITION
hapminder
>>132097488>Fwonkie got to heem that pussy all the way from her prime to her twilight days.I don't care what anybody says, manlets don't suffer.
now, what exactly is the hero position mike? you fucking pedophile
Ayo Mike I’m Hapwoman now
Poatan's videos are very comfy.https://youtu.be/yCN6fEoYc1I
hapmania
>>132097488wtf Jade hit the wall
>>132097558>In Nigeria's native Yoruba language, Pereira's nickname 'Po Atan' translates to 'Frozen like Elsa'
Daniel Cormier's nickname "DC" is likely the first letters of his given name and his surname, used as an abbreviation. It's unlikely the moniker relates to the Washington District, as he's from Louisiana.
>>132097488mid ass bitch
>>132097678at last I truly see
>>132097677kek
>>132097678Cormier is however often referred to as Daniel "DC" Cormier lowering the likelihood of DC standing for the first letters of his given name and his surname
Daniel Cormier's nickname is Daniel CormierDaniel Daniel Cormier Cormier
>>132097678actually DC stands for "Double Champ" as he was one of the few to hold belts in two weight classes in the UFC
Cormier is a festival of lights
My sobriquet of preference? "Jon Jones".
karma karma karma karma karma camelionyou come and goyou come and go
Henry Cejudo's nickname "Triple C" refers to a popular "Cejudo! Cejudo! Cejudo!" chant his fans in the arena would cheer to help boost his morale. In full, Cejudo's nickname is Henry Cejudo Cejudo Cejudo Cejudo.
Peer reviewed studies paint a different picture: DC stands for “Direct Current”, a metaphysiophorical implicit reference to Daniel’s fighting style and tendency to “electrify” or “energize” the crowds in attendance during his combat performances.
>>132097771Israel Adensanya's nickname "The Last Stylebender" may sound like it's referencing the popular children's cartoon series Avatar: the Last Airbender, but it's actually a reference to Israel's unique and creative fighting style that uses a multitude of stances to bewilder his opponent.
The lineal featherweight and lightweight champion of the world. Islam “DC” Makhachev
He's called Jonny Bones Jones because he'll break yo bones
>>132097814izzys a basic bitch he aint bending anything but his gender
>>132097011Chandler is a lizard person trying his hardest to emulate what a father-son relationship looks like with his little nig, so instead of congratulating the poor kid and spending time with him he vomits up some horseshit about tangible catalyst to virtue signal about it on social media.
>>132097824The linear lightweight title died with Khabib
I don't know what lineal means and I will never look it up
>>132097824
Belal is back with Khabib and DC. Leonbros.....Im worried....
>>132097845>belal is back with two retired fat fucksleon heems him
>>132097845Khabib prob weighs 220 here and DC has 50 on him easy
How likely is it that if I were to become a ONE FC world champion that I could theoretically acquire for my own personal pleasure a harem of young, legal age Japanese women, all with various measurements recorded monthly by a little Thai ladyboy?
>>132097845Leon trained with the Dagistani too
Ok /heem/ what would your nickname be?I'm thinking "Lightning Rod"
>>132097868"Hero Position"
Imagine your son wins some kid sports tournament and you immediately start psyopping the poor bastard with lizardpeople corporate speak like "hero position" lmao. That kid's gonna be a serial killer.
>>132097868'Sekiro'Named after the titular character of the popular video game SekiroI have an impenetrable defense and a will so strong my opponents will have to kill me twice to beat me
>>132097868"Rebumskid"
>>132097868opponent's nickname + fucker
>>132097884Hap is a good mannered kid he'll just turn into Israel after awhile Ace will probably bounce off hard and cut off contact with his family except Hap. Even this young he looks like a strong willed little nigga, he's going to end up chaffing and rejecting this stuff
>>132097894>Debuts against Uriah Faber
DC stands for Donut Captain
>>132097898You've never read the story of Cane and Abel.
>>132097904He would still piece you up b
>>132097868Bullethead
>>132097907Cain was the first heemer
>>132097868The Behemoth
Leave DC alone he's like 50 now he just wants to live like any other fat man
>>132097911You’d be surprised
No UFC this weekend, which can only mean one thing.>places gun in mouth>>132097894It is possible that Hunsucker went to school with someone named Hun and was next to him in the alphabet.
When Daniel Cormier Jr. becomes an MMA fighter will his nickname be DC, DJC, or DCJ?
>>132097868The Heemweaver
>>132097868SCHLOCKFEST
>>132097868Resident Heemer
The Schauberknocker
Doom Guy
The Coward
Parker Just Bleed Porter
>>132097836its truly frightening, i hope he gets heemd into living death
The Golden and Silver Angel of Progress, Passion and Persistence (Sent to Earth to Enlighten Mankind in the Name of Science)
>>132097749>sobriquetyou ever say something like that to me in person and you wont ever walk again from the heeming you'll receive, you hear me faggot?
>>132096209lmao this shit reads like video game lore.
The Fist of Fauci
Fisticuffs
>>132097938DC2
Sour Puss
Eichmann
fuck it.... i'm parker fucking porter
guys, imagine being the belt holder for Mackenzie Dern
What is a champion? To me the Champion is a homosexual fantasy derived from an idealized genetic memory of a faded age of heroic survivalism amongst a world of unawareness and terror
>>132097904excuse me?
We were having one of the best threads especially for a nonheem week, and loopy had to ruin it
>>132098055parter fucking pork, might as well call yourself the pigfucker
this is one of the worst heem threads
>>132098069These past few days we've been breaking records for worst /heem/ thread with every new one.
>>132098069Heem is at its best when its nothing but retarded impulsive shitposts
This heem thread is important in weaving the fabric of the heem blanket which brings us comfort and respite
>>132098081It's too hot for blankets where I'm at b
>>132098069>>132098081thawlts?
>>132098051just called the gsg-9
Today I will not masturbate
Nick Diaz Nick Name is Nick Nick is also Nicks Name It’s short for Nicks name Nicholas but Nick is his name while also being Nicks nickname
>>132098088It's 3 degrees b my ass is freezing
>>132096209Someone needs to rescue them poor negro boys from that demonic household
>>132098091She definitely used makeup to make it look more aesthetic I know because I’m a zesty suspect fruitcake
>>132098095any thawlts?
>>132098092please only refer to me as "Generalplan Ost"
America will never have a Brazza presid-
I still don't know how to pronounce Aoife
>>132098115like yer aoife in me dms
>>132098104zesty? got an opinion on this right here?
>>132098114lol
>>132098115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7D25ZsJdHQ
>>132098114Holy shit Lincoln was literally a catch wrestler, and part of a religious group that forbade slavery, alcohol and dancing Brazza Pride!!!
>>132098119
>>132098135>forbade slavery
Which MMA fighter would make the best thug shaker?
>>132098146not sure what that means but what you thinking about this?
>>132098143I don’t understand what your implying, do you need clarification on what was said?
>>132098141conor has now out bogged his sister
>>132098146Now that woodleys gone IDK cos that brotha would have been the shaka zulu of thug shake
>>132098159I mean which fighter would be the most competent at working for they bag in a thong. I'd guess Tyron Woodley. Also I don't care about that whore Loopy.
>>132098169dont post my gf man. thats disrespectful
>>132098095It's 11:35 p.m. so it doesn't count as there's 25 minutes remaining today.
>>132098091wish it was me that gave her those bruises
>>132098169I’m eating her ass fr fr
>>132098178>most competent at working for they bag in a thongpic related
>>132098141Kino bogg. Freakmaxxing is based.
>>132097510He defeated Ken Shamrock too with legs kicks, what an interesting find
conor mcgregor fucked his sister
>>132098215in her prime?
>>132098215more likely his sister fucked conor mcgregor
>>132098222>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpxJSdx6qS8worse
>>132098110SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO (still won't)
>>132098237this but dubbed over gooby screaming at doostin with his leg snappy
>>132098237kek
You got a problem with Neil Magny then you got a problem with me. Maybe we should take this shit outside so I can teach you some proper fucking respect. I'II knock you on the fucking floor and have you crying for mommy to come save you. Maybe that'll teach you what a stand up guy Neil Magny is
>>132098255ill smell your hair and clip your toenails you faggot, fuck niel magfney
The bottom of the MMA fan theory ice berg is Jon Jones was driving the car that ran into Kayla Cormier
>>132098248damn b, thats crazy. what about this?
poopster really desperate for attention right now
>>132098237
who could heem him in MMA?
>>132098275
>>132098275Boston Salmon
thawlts on goobys elder sister?
>>132098335bogged rank: aoife > conor > erin
>>132098361>aoife > conor > erinLMAO
>>132098335I'd give her the old poundaroo
just realized I was shopping for compression shorts recently and didnt even think about reebok. looked at venum, adidas and nike
>>132098361>>132098365aoife bee?
aoife braun
Nitro Aoife Braun
>>132098403
ban whittaker!
the nitro meme? ya i killed it
>>132097678I think it's actually dumb cunt or dumb coon
>bispbing had the lowest resting heartrate in the ufc
hapilled
Hapman.... My son....
In each division you get your main boy and your side boy, but no more than that. If your main boy and your side boy end up fighting, you root for the main boy but hope that the side boy doesn't get hurt too badly.
>>132097868"Literal shitposters"
Pay your freaking fighters.
>>132098443did you just announce a report?
>>132098456nitro report
>>132095772Fuck Dana
Nitro Dana White
Nitro circus
nitro hapman
There’s a chilean roaming around sp, bbc posting every chance he gets… god help us all if he stumbles into our thread…
>>132098546Yeah, God forbid that he derails our nitro tranny threads, right?
>>132098546That's nothing new for /heem/ b
>>132098546blame dana for making shit fight cards. every /heem/ downturn is ultimately his fault.
nitro chile
Nitro nitro
>>132098606i'm glad to having survived dern card
Nitro Hero Position
Nitro Mackenzie Dern
Nitro Hapman Chandler.
Didn't Jared Gordon get heem'd like a month ago? Why is he fighting again so soon?
Id take Ace in hero position over Hapman just sayin'
>>132098633life is full of question marks b
Nitro Jared Gordon
Nitro Meme Revival
nitro bmf dildo
>>132098633it was only a headbutt and subsequent ground and pound he recovered before the night was done
creem
Nitro Dubs
any east asian heem events today?gold worthy. asain qts in realtime
>>132098633it was a fake heem so his brain didn't count it
>>132098666
Reem
>>132098682
Nitro Oolala
Dagestan has the best fighters in the world. They breed absolute killers over there.
*enters the thread*
>>132098824They are down for some art
>>132098824Merabs looks really good in that jacket
>>132098824The biological Hap and Ace that the Chandler’s DON’T want you to see
>>132095772>LISTENS to ONEFOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCN6fEoYc1IBASADO
wemm
how many combinations and/or additions of BEAST or GOD can I add to a fighter's name without being too disrespectful?
BEASTby GODvington
Tyson is 6'9? ok lmao
>>132098824these two always remind me of the other
>>132099015why his nipple hard
>>132099015It's showbiz b
tatted hooker is undefeated.
>>132099022high test
no ufc this week
>>132098824
who here has seen amir albazi fight
The PooFC is fucking dead fuck that faggot dana white
shout out to the espn deal
So the Reebok era was non-canon right?
>>132099048no time for jeans?
if I want to "boy" a trans woman fighter should I say I "boy" them or I "girl" them?
>DJ just doesn't sell>Ngannou just doesn't move the needle>we promote them, they just don't put butts in seats>we advertise them, they just don't sell PPVs>>>24 conseccutive PowerSlap videos>>>of the last 39 videos uploaded, 37 were Power Slap (and 2 women's mma)Imagine if DJ or Ngannou got that kind of promotion, fuck.
>Buck NiggazIzzy has got to be trolling
>>132099164>10k>4k>6k>2kgrim
>>132099158just say fap to
>>132099167>macbooknot surprised
>>132096209i genuinely hope hap is fucking his wife
>>132099164it's time to throw in the towel dana
>>132099191slow down there cowboy
dana white is a homosexual
why do they keep khamzt locked up in the cuck shed ? they did the same to conor when he was in his prime.
Anybody excited for onefc? I usually work Friday nights I'm down for some roided up and hydrated gooks heeming each other
If you like a fighter that means you like their penis and that means your gay. Wmma is gay too
god has put me in a hero position
>>132099567what are you shitting in a portapotty?
>>132099559Kadyrov is keeping Khamzat locked up in his Bussy boy dungeon
>>132099022its called being in shape with your doughnut nip having ass
>>132099559cumshit will be the comain in abu dhabi and you WILL be happy
>>132099927thank you dana
>>132099927the bullet shartputin will also be there
>>132097502this is why i refuse to date a short womanif your sons inherit her short genes, they're fuckedthe world is cruel to manlets
>>132099992who is he fighting? feels like it's been a year since his signing
>>132100073any can they can find
IM MOVING INTO THE HERO POSITION BECAUSE MY DAD IS A WERID MOTHER FUCKER
>>132099167the hell is a buck nigga
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE, HAPMAN. YOU HAVE BEEN PUT IN THE HERO POSITION. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. GOD HAS PUT YOU IN THE HERO POSITION, HAPMAN. IT IS TIME. ASSUME THE HERO POSITION, HAPMAN.
>>132100182lol
what the fuck is heroposting?
are stomps to the body legal?
Can't believe his name is actually Hapman, I feel like my entire world has been turned upside down
what kind of a name is Hapman anyway
I’m going to heem the fucking Hapman pretty soon I reckon
>>132100260it isn't a name, she is intentionally trying to fuck up the little bastards because she is an evil witch and cuckler is such a faggot and desperate for children but he cant conceive naturally he is willing to go along with anything she says. Thus naming kids hapman and putting them into the "hero position" (whatever that means).
what kind of personal childhood trauma is chandler trying to compensate for with his negro family dreams? what kinda of father did chandler have for him to turn out this way?
>>132099559ufc don't want their fighters to be more popular than the brand of ufc
>>132097503https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTREW59Rc/
>>132097239>its borderline ins-*hapmansplodes on you*
>>132099559>>132099727>>132099927>>132100441USADA no longer announces bans, they just enforce the period. Khamzat is out for 12 months, the standard first time steroid offender ban. Jiri also popped, explains his frequent testing, relinquishing title, and being out for a year.
>Hapman Chandler
>>132096057And faggots find a way to defend dana and ari literal yid and shabbous goy duo of white faggot and antichrist devil. I dont give a shit about the fighters but fuck these yidsAnd also fuck every goblin spic here that has espn or pays for events
In the world of MMA, a legend was born,A tale of Tony Ferguson, who left fans torn.In the 155lb division, he stood tall and strong,Ready to face Khabib, in a battle for so long.The stage was set, the lights shone bright,The clash of styles, a thrilling sight.Tony, with his unorthodox ways,Khabib, known for his grappling craze.With each punch and kick, they danced in the cage,Tony showcased his skills, like a fierce rampage.Dodging takedowns, he struck with precision,Defying the odds, executing his vision.A thunderous blow, a knockout was dealt,Khabib fell, the victory was felt.The world watched in awe, their jaws on the floor,Tony Ferguson, the conqueror, wanting more.Mexico rejoiced, their pride soared high,For Tony had brought glory from the sky.He shattered the doubts, proved his worth,Unleashing his power, a force of unearth."Champ shit only," he exclaimed with pride,His journey to victory, an incredible ride.No longer tainted by "tiramisu time,"Tony conquered the mountain, his moment sublime.For years Khabib had ducked and dodged,Avoiding the fight, his confidence lodged.But Tony's triumph, it could not be denied,He exposed the inferiority, with pure fighting pride.Beyond the octagon, a battle was fought,Tony's struggles with mental health were not forgot.He overcame the darkness, fought with heart,To claim the victory, a brand new start.So, let this tale be a testament to will,To never give up, to strive for the thrill.Tony Ferguson, a warrior through and through,A symbol of resilience, for me and you.
>>132100613there have been a few fighters that popped just a few days ago, and 12 months is too short for a ban
>>132098706
hap and ace are a veritable hapman and robin
GET INTO THE HERO POSITION HAP
>>132100892
>>132100892dont post this again or ull make greenman coom
Hapman 'Hap' Chandler
>>132100302>what kinda of father did chandler have for him to turn out this way?A protestant Christian dad that was bludgeoned with antiwhite propaganda his whole life. This isn’t that uncommon in the US bro. A lot of American Protestants adopt black kids.
>>132096840honorable fight, no kicks or punches on grounded opponent.>i approve
hapsmack brie in the acehole
>>132101725They turned my nigga Ace into a cup.
>>132101733There's implicit racism in that, they go after black kids cause they see blacks as lesser its a "i can fix them" mentality.
you now remember Andre Fialho
Sean Thomas Strickland
>>132101934wtf google
>>132101956
>>132101966fake and gay
>>132101725AI is making some weird looking photos now
>>132101844Lmao
>>132101934>>132102016
>>132099048Based Stephen the tomahawk Townsel. I watched him live in BYB. Heem needs more trigon love
>>132098192that thing right there looks like something i would imagine a witch queen look like
ONE is live
>>132101934Mein gott nein
>>132102016kek. this is the source if you're wonderinghttps://fb.com/mikechandlermma/photos/pb.100044172607103.-2207520000./1612491068811376/?type=3
i’m going to bed. don’t make any more posts until i wake up.
>>132102619fuck up nonce
if you read this you have been heem'dgod damn can I heem
watch ONE with me broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVsWBVHGkwg
>>132102642Shit, watch you heem my meng
this nigga is GASSED
>>132102642>mfw ONE shutdown the m3u8 link
I am in hero position
>>132102770fuck dana
sirs
sirs it is time to do the heemful
ONE is the only reliable fight promotion in the world. Every week I get fights.
He's beginning to redeem
>>132098110Brrrrrrrrap!
>>132098163Yes
why are sirs so bad at fighting
>>132103145He had literally comical proportions, haven’t seen a bigger head on a narrower body
>>132103145swallowing gallons of cow shit is bad for cardio
DON'TFREAKINBLINK!
>>132102951Pretty much Danacels can seethe all they want but only One can constantly give us content
>>132102016youre definitely on some kind of list now
Kino.
Fucking love one
wew
>Ghazali is 16What were you doing at 16 heem?
Wtf one is live?How do i fucking work out wagecuck and miss the only heem broadcast for the week
The name's chandler. Hapman Chandler. Friends call me Hap.
Gotta love some pyur violins in the morning.
>We want the reddit audience
HEEEEEMMMMM
ywn be a small roided asain man trading shots with your clone
HEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEE,
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>132095946He would have avoided the vast majority of those KO's if he didnt do his stupid tactic of covering up against the cage thinking his gloves will protect him like in kickboxing
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
This nigga is not 16
kino
>>132096087I had no idea Dana was jacked
that was a kino fight this nigga better be getting a big bonus
>16This kid would heem everyone on heem
Fighting in a ring = SOVLFighting in a cage = SOVLLESS
Nitro Laura Sanko in the Hero Position taking a Parker Porker sized, Hapman coloured Schaub in the Till while I get a sloppy Jeff Molina from Megan Olivi while we watch Hasbulla Thrown into a Wood Chipper as Dookie Dan gets his Bamhole Sleemed by a Jacked Taiwanese Boy.
This nigga american not malaysian
how high is the prevalence of cte in thailand? these dudes start their careers at like 8 years old and end up with 300+ fights
>>132103502CTE isnt real
>>132103502its ok for thais because they dont have brains to start with
>>132103490Yes and it also leads to better technical fights as the boring tactic of getting your opponents trapped against the cage no longer exists. Nullifies wrestlefuckers
>>132103475Years ago i had mantits and liyerally got better physique than this roided faggot in 2 months between march and may. In june i got my 2nd gf and that summer caught some fungus on my cock from some russian whore.Apparently they eat ass and dont wash their pouches wish my mom told me that earlier. i hate russia ukraine
>>132103502High humidity and heat prevent you from getting CTE. Look into it.
somebody got a webm?
Was that an MMA or Muay Thai fight?
i would actually chew on alexa grassos farts if she wanted
>>132103547
asian fighters be like whats up my name is ping ching wang chong and I am a muay thai expert
>>132103550muay thai>>132103547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVsWBVHGkwgskip back here
AYO MIKE YOU MOTHER FUGA
P Diddy stadium
BumpShitFoot stadium, get it
that's a semen demon right there
Wow I went to bed and I wake up and it’s the same thread? You fucking Euros aren’t pulling your weight, it’s no wonder /weem/ is nothing without North American posters
>>132103573Proves the point Muay thai with MMA gloves>MMA
those are bolt ons for sure lads
god i would love to heem her jaw
Based Chatri bringing in more thots
PERKA
>>132103624>>132103624>>132103624>>132103624>>132103624
>>132103604I wanna sex that Serb woman with my cock, if you catch my drift.
>>132103612shes gonna break her hands if she punches the serbs tits
