Unit edition>what's on?Parramatta Eels v North Queensland Cowboys8:00pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoWestern Sydney Stadium, Parramatta1.18-5.00>Both clubs entered 2023 with lofty expectations, which neither have yet lived up to. Can they use this fixture as a stepping stone to climb up the ladder?
RIP Tina edition
Parra should flog these blokes
If Cowboys win tonight the are still dem Boys. If they can't get a post flogging comeback, maybe they aren't dem boys anymore.
>>132090319but wouldn't it be so very parramatta to lose this?
any unionCucks here?? Why is the betting on Aus to win the World Cup sus
good morning family, just off to get a coffee
Friday Friday Gonna Watch Footy On Friday
The good old days, one televised game on delay that channel 9 would stuff with ads until 11:30pm.
I mean you wouldn't want to miss out on Burke's Backyard would you?
I used to like it when most of the games were on Sunday Arvo and the ABC would have to keep doing an around the grounds to keep up with all the scores.
I remember when the Friday / Sunday games were on ch10
still plenty of bongs until kickoff lads, grim
what do they get up to in the showers?
afternoon family, threadcunt, I hope you're having a good friday and are excited to see some FOOTY tonight
going to the game tonight lads
currently experiencing what scientists call 'shit weather' lads
Anxiety setting in lads
who we captaining this week lads?
just did a foul shit lads
>tfw you have have an hour long meeting at work to come to the conclusion that you're not going to change anything and just keep doing what you were already doing
take me back to the days of work for the dole neetbux lads
Friday meetings are forgotten by Monday
throbbing headache, ladshate kindergarten
Reece Walsh is single ladies https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12126625/NRL-star-Reece-Walsh-20-appears-quietly-split-longtime-partner-Freda-Puru.html
>>132093396*puts on radio and spoils result*
Lol is walsh really that famous/popular?? to be having his relationships written about in newspapers
>Is the fullback for Queensland state of origin team famous
his tiktoks do crazy numbers
Didint know walshy was on tiktok time to hand in my BroncGODS customer card in
>>132098274Lol no one gives a fuck about origin enough to have the players treated like e-celbs or reality tv rejects kekt. origin respecter
Women are the ultimate "watch origin and nothing else" casuals so yes being an origin player makes you a name
>>132091690You mean higher or lower odds than expected?
Keisha-Lee Coolwell has signed with the Broncos on a development contract!
ATS multis which peel is gonna score?Sivo 3 and who else?
You're delusional if you think dozens of groupies aren't throwing themselves on every first grader at nightclubs every weekend and via insta dms. SoO means the female sports journos throw themselves at you too.
meanwhile I'm a 26 year old khhv incel
Have scientists worked out yet how to artificially get natural mascara eyes?https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-in-2023--507217976796666807/
>>132098352Penis and gutho
Better to go on a sivo double.
This is gonna be 60-0 or 0-60 with nothing in between
Take the very breathe you gave me,Take the heart from my chest,I'll gladly take her place if you let me,Make this my last request,Take me out of this world,God please....don't take the girl.Johnnys daddy was takin him fishin...when he was 8 years old.
No Asians allowed in this pub
Haas injured, or ducks & drakes?
Take my love, take my land,Take me where I cannot stand.I don't care, I'm still free,You can't take the sky from me.Take me out to the black,Tell them I ain't comin back.Burn the land and boil the sea,You can't take the sky from me.There's no place, I can be,Since I've found Serenity.And you can't take the sky from me.
Now there's outrage over the blues "away" jersey. Sure weren't we all pissed about it the other YEAR in Perth
They should only play in sky blue. There is no need for an alternate jersey, aside from charging punters $160 for the right to be a walking Westpac billboard in a different shade of blue.
blue vs red isn't a clash so why is there away jerseys?they only play 3 times a year, not like we see the jerseys too often
Thank You Based Chink Overlords
Seriously, who would buy the darker one on purpose though? Are they collectibles or what?
>>132098888nice quadsthere are some sickos out there that buy every jersey
Honestly rate the Navy one more than the sky blue one for some reason. Still doesn't need to exist though
"away" jerseys are literally, unironically, factually gay in any context
what is the last kino major sponsor that NSW have had? Wizard home loans? They have had some shockers>fucking huge VB circle>fucking huge Brydens Lawyers speech bubble thing
They needed Resch's instead of VB that would've been kino
Rep jerseys shouldn't have sponsors it's extremely tacky
>>132098833You are right but it is hard to get outraged when you realise this is all high WYR82A sport is about now a days.
>>132098917The VB basically summed up what NSW were like during the time>Had a Victorian beer front and centre>Sponsored by Nib too so they looked blue and green>Couldn't fucking win>players consisted of fuckwits like Jarryd Hayne, Mitchell Pearce, Paul Gallen, Greg Bird, Robbie Farah etc
>>132099148I forgot about NIB. The poor Knights are still stuck with that shit.
>>132098999This>>132098917Check the early 90s jersey
Tooheys should be the only NSW major sponsor. At least they're on the sleeves now
*looks at Latrells IG stories*Never been more confident of a NSW win
>>132099173Anything pre-2000ish would've not had a major sponsor. Tooheys should be what XXXX is to Queensland. Instead we just cuck out to the highest bidder. We don't get Origin.
Cowboys have this game then it goes Melbourne, bye, Penrith, and Souths away.They really have to win this one
>>132099286NSW should start with city/country as a full on origin trial where the best players are picked and give up on both this club combination selections and trying to choose a team to beat QLD bullshit which demonstrably DOES NOT FUCKING WORK
QLD make a list of all their eligible players then filter for availability, they then pick the best player in each position and have a secret shadow player penciled in for each position.They give themselves the best possible chance of winning by having their strongest lineup, and they build coherency by consistently just picking the best players.(it is to be noted that the best player in each position is usually the best in his position for a few years, and playing rep footy makes him even better)
>>132099427we need this freddy-brandy penrith mafia to fuck off
Jack De Belin on standby for Haas watch. He won't take no for an answer.
>>132099382If cowboys lose today both the bulldogs and the tigers will overtake them.They will have a worse points differential than the dragons who are in last place.They are legitimately a serious chance to be last in the NRL in the next few weeks.
Thanks to the family member tthat found this disgusting video, it's worse than I rememberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gTopJDFYu4Imagine being one of the presenters taking them both back to your trailer to shower, yuck
>>132099480I don't care if they keep helping youse lose origin. But I would love for them to both fuck off from broadcasting
>>132099480I agree but it'll be replaced with another stupid regime and if they don't lose 3 nil and get flogged it won't happen.Luai, To'o, and Yeo should all count themselves lucky to be at Penrith as there are better players could've been picked ahead of them. Also Api to a degree
>>132099521Did James Matheson get sacked or the other guy?
>>132099521just boys and girls having fun remember when you were allowed to have fun
Neither of them got sacked. Anon said the producer got sacked
What is this exercise called?
>>132099548I think To'o and Luai are ok selections, neither have been terrible. Liam Martin has barely played this season and just walks straight back in, maybe understandable as our edge backrow depth is not what it once was. Yeo is fine, he's probably still the best or second best lock going around. Api is definitely strange, Tigers are shit, Cook is playing fine etc. Fuck I would even blood Robson at this stage.
>>132099521In the early 2000s everyone was trying to destroy all boundaries of decency. It was a fun time, but it really fuelled the great awokening which would occur a decade later
>>132099588Hynes, Brooks, and Moses are all better than Luai. Graham can play wing and is better than To'o. Murray should be starting and can play 80mins with Yeo on the bench. Api is good, I think Cook is marginally a better player overall though and I'm not comfortable if Api needs a rest there's no other good dummy half they're talking about Luai going in there as cover
Cows $5 h2h
It's worth a shot, this is a very Parramatta fucking themselves over kind of game
ohhhh I'm so fat bros
>>132099646No one has thought Brooks is better Luai U told the last three weeks. Walker, Keary or even Moylan maybe but definitely not Brooks.
>>132099724hope you still fit in the shed nightshit LOL
It's probably genetic
>>132099726Brooks won a dally m halfback of the year and has more tools than being a cunt with a gay little dance-step
they're playing the tina turner thing again lads
just remembered I vowed to not tip both these peems wtf do I do now
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
we dem boys
now you're taking the piss and making it more confusing kek
*backflips over you and then karate chops your head off*
*judo chops you first*nothing personal
Shall be keeping an eye on Hodgson
>>132099582I subbed to this thot but all her content was ppv then won all her content in a chance draw, then deleted my account later randomly in a refractory period in an attempt to stop cooming. Regrets
>>132099936based indian NRL watcher?
Also looking at Gosiewski he had a great game the other week
dew confirmed on the field tonight
>>132099944No Indian has ever attempted to stop cooming.
no white man has ever payed a whore for pictures
would LOVE a big polynesian peniis up my crack
>>132099976go back to ireland faggot
NICE DESPERATION FROM THE COWWIES
>you made an spelling error therefore your argument is forfeit haha better luck next time I wincringe reddit go pat your dog
dumb challenge incoming
>white man is slavicwhoops
COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS
>>132099981are there big polynesian boys in ireland?
>high tackle that wasn't >ball played at but not called >weird call nobody understands I smell cowies REFBALL
>>132099970you don't see something like onlyfans in asia, white men only pay for pictures in 2023
>>132098923You're a pussy Denan
OH NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING EELSBROS
Why aren't they called CowMEN?
CHAD 100% goal rate
>>132100047There's about 7 of them they all play union mostly in Galway, but all the gays here are in Dublin
WDBturn it up
>>132100071you seem to know a lot about the irish gay scene
>>132100064Stockmen was their previous name but they changed it in 2022 to appeal to Americans see next years game in Las Vegas
>>132100081They're annoying. All our cool gays move to London or Paris
>>132100104callmekevin moved to spain though
not gay but i can see the temptation of just feeling totally dominated by a bigger and stronger man
>>132100107I said cool gays, like Graham Norton and Oscar Wilde
just coco things
>calf injury on dayboounlucky poor bugger
>he absolutely creamed him
get your mind out of the gutter and fuck off to /gayfl/
More like BORE Ragnorok!
>>132097050>no picture from the stands :( hope he is having fun
>>132100140They have me on iggy >>132091098
i reckon if i was that footy player who got sucked off by the bloke i would be able to tell the difference. the stubble itching my nuts no way he thought that was a chick. it probably feels a lot better from a man.
>>132100162PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
Do you guys drink water?
>>132100166I am, i'm watching the cute islanders bums
GREIGGOD GREIGGOD GREIGGOD GREIGGOD GREIGGOD GREIGGOD GREIGGOD GREIGGOD GREIGGOD GREIGGOD GREIGGOD
>>132100185who just got sin binned then he's an islander so tell me his name and rate his bum
Why can't we get as many posts as /afl/? So sick of losing bros
>>132100194hmm post a close up of his crotch maybe then i can identify him
Their numbers are bloated by /pol/shits, fagposts, and blogging. We probably have a better discussion pertaining to the actual sport
pity there hasn’t been too much footy to post about yet
they're hyping up origin by making the footy this weekend shit
gayfl fans are rich private school kids who don't leave their rooms, spend all day on /pol/ and fap to interracial cuck porn
bit of an arm wrestle
but his foot was out REFBALL
Good games tomorrow and Sunday
My Poogers could beat both these peems
>chad won't pass the ball
chad more like cuck who gets caught by misses
That was a hard run by the Penis man
nightshits wife knows all about those XD
this is a pretty ok game so far if you're a parramatter customer but if you're a cowboys customer this is a pretty ok game so far
>>132100118there are no cool gays, you freak
i'm rooting for the cowgoys
peels just gotta give it to BROWNGOD desu
BASED NO MEME DROPOUT
Fucking coconuts mang
>marker leaning on the tackled player>ref does nothing
>>132100428dad is a handsome fella, i'd definitely suck his cock
I am brown and you WILL apologise to me.
>>132100428Are those caramels around his neck
very pleased with my boys in the 1st half
they've done well m8
https://youtu.be/eZepx9gn2S0Ike & Tina Turner - Proud Mary (extended mix)
>>132100457i love being pleased by boys
>>132100447I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses
Last 2 digits of my post are how much Parra win this garbage match by> just live bet eels -19.5 btw
There is still a half to go, fuck me
>They'll probably get Jimmy Barnes to do the GF AGAIN as a tribute to Tina
>>132100428oh how sweet
who's tina turner
you stand out like a sore thumb and its amusing me to see how long you're going to try to garner attention for
Tina Turner with her Bunsen Burner
how long does it take for no advantage not be a thing
forward pass ez
>>132100428“Traditional” necklace made of mass produced chocolates kek
cowwies how can this be
we're in the discord lads
my tigies could heem these peems
damn man.. deez boys.. how we finna score on these niggas?
we gonna fr fr no cap
RIP tina turner
of course we didn't see its fta coverage
noooooo you can’t just run up to the ref
needs some gravy m8
fox commentators creaming themselves over gutho & Moses goin at the refs……….Don’t show it
some people, not me, don't like gravy or any kind of sauce on their food
I like gravy I just can't be bothered making it for myself 99% of the time
bit of a slurper this one, lads
cos you're white.....
how could this happen to me
For me it’s drowning all my food in masterfoods tomato sauce
>ignorant racist is ignorant
Fellas, I too am white
Based white fella
Will the BRONCGODS be able to beat the Pooriors without all their best players?
BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO
>50% of the eels tries come from the left sideisn't that pretty normal?
burned the shit out of my mouth on the roast potato lads
take better care of yourself please mate xoxo
IMO cowboys should try buying an experienced halfback to solve their issues
let's go cowboys
>>132100959There's left, right, and middle. But yes you're right because most players are right handed and most right handed players are better at passing to the left.The old meta, if you will, was the right winger being more defensive than the left winger who should be better at attack, so out of the two wingers the best tackler was the right and faster guy on the left
some spastic just typed out a huge reply to me lads I don't give a fuck about what he has to say honestly
think cowwies are going to let in 4 tries before this is overcover your eyes family member
Broncos are still a strong team without their origin players, they won't be easy tomorrow and Warriors are often capricious
Unlikely but not impossible
WHERE MY PARRACHADS @???
I reckon that is it for the cowwies.
Headed for an elite and muscular 2/2 lads
>>132101050fools delight in their own ignorance
Hiku is the worst player in the league. Fucking useless donkey
Reminder they let Hammer go to keep Hiku
I am glad I am not from overseas, would hate people to be able to identify my posts.
hammer wanted to go because he wanted to be fullback
Based Gus wanting 3 games of women's origin
Orc looking as nigga ref
try here or lose
>>132101073could be on here m8
drinkwater is proper filthy with the ball too bad his defence sucks
>>132101073Mate it's in play now
>>132101138It's retarded we aren't able to switch off the flags or have some other flag options but it is what it is, and it does stop me from samefaggotry which I am want to do on other boards as it confuses the tourists no end
sivo? more like catch no
The Virgin Chad
Hammer is from my home town
Ref = red skull from marvel cinematic universe
CHAD JUST LOST THE GAME
we really need to retire feldt before he over takes bowen
>>132101217everyone has a hammer at home lad or at least a Bunnings in their hometown
>>132101217based dinghy owner
that was a dive play on
>>132101203It doesn't always stop you same fagging.
Don't think such a b&b host would be as excited to have an awkward fat bald loser like me show up as she would two nice young women
now THIS is Parramatta football
>>132101253There's another Irish flag occasionally, Finbar, he thinks this is union
can’t say they’re not entertaining i schuppose
>>132101243Hitting the Trinity inlet later want anything lad?
oh well still worth putting 3k on the cowwies
>>132101289spear us a turtle Bala
CAM ON COWWIES
UHHH COWWIES DO WE DARE TO HOPE?!?!?!?
FUCKING HIKU FOR FUCK SAKE
>no val for a 2 point fgit's ogre bros...
Playing Ice Spice @ the stadium !!! I told ya yesterday Ice spice nrl season 2024 the new Tina turner
Eels just lack the mana to clinch a premiership
got my hopes up bros....
Ok now I just want Anon's multi to get
>>132101390They can hardly beat the Cowboys. Why you talking about premierships mate?
>>132101138Tfw kiwis run /nrl/
ITS OVER :(
>>132101441Exactly my point.Eels have the ability to play footy but lack the mana to truly dominate and carry through. Hence why they made it to the final last year and got absolutely clobbered despite having already beat penrith No mana
Should have picked Moses not Gutho mate.
MOSEGOD MOSEGOD MOSEGOD MOSEGOD MOSEGOD MOSEGOD
>my cowies lose>anons mawlti doesn't getc uptough night family...
They can beat Penrith and Souths
thinking dragqueens could beat the pooboys
Bet warriors to win first half and lose second tomorrow Thank me later
>>132101489that’s because Tim Mannah retired years ago m8
>>132101489The should've invested more attributes into Intelligence
Streaming Collateral tonight in the discord lads
won’t be Cowbucks only loss of the weekend
Streaming Sisu tonight in the discord lads
Qld = home of mana
>>132101542Nice. I'll be fucking my Japanese girlfriend and going to sleep.
Danika's cute gloves
Danika should of asked Gutho why he didn't get Anon's multi ul
>>132100152Good fun, fuck the refs
>>132101591image the feel on your cock
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>132101171>>132101185>>132101194Ah well. Maybe tomorrows games!
12 Years a Slave was a raging streaming success on the discord love the community great success woooooo11!!
"Going to have a wank to cheer myself up"Doesn't work brah.
>>132088399If Dragons win the Spoon this year it would be well-deserved.
>haven't wanked in at least 3-4 weeks >feeling great >don't close my eyes at night and my brain tells me to kmsthis porn shit is worse than cancer and its way easier to delete aye
If you think it helps you then delete it for sure but I think more often than not if it's giving you problems it's a symptom of something else you've got to deal with rather than the cause itself
I have way too much earwax lads it's causing me issuesgotta go to the doctors asap and get it all out
nah brah porn is no good for the male mind (woah that chick is hot let me watch her get railed by some guy who ISN'T me for 30 minutes) I don't care what excuses you have but hey keep up with that pokies system you have and that next multi will for sure be the one fr fr no cap
I don't gamble or watch porn movies like that so that's not really relevant to me.
keep on keeping on then based family member