>Thursday, March 16Houston Roughnecks @ Seattle Sea Dragons10:30PM ETESPN / ESPN+ / ESPN Deportes>Saturday, March 18D.C. Defenders @ St. Louis Battlehawks7:00PM ETFX / ESPN+Orlando Guardians @ Vegas Vipers10:00PM ETFX / ESPN+ / ESPN Deportes>Sunday, March 19Arlington Renegades @ San Antonio Brahmas9:00PM ETESPN2 / ESPN+ / ESPN Deportes
>>129975796The tardneck game was probably one of the most amusing football games I've seen in a long time. It started off as frustrating but reached such levels of absurdity every flag became a laugh.
>>129975796Shit league no one cares
>>129975959SBow before the beer snake
Best QB: Between Silvers and McCarron, slight lean towards SilversBest RB: Between Hill and Ellison, slight lean towards EllisonBest WR: Up for grabs between Pearson, Gordon, Badet, Kirklin, and Butler. Probably give it to Butler or Badet because their teams don't throw as much.Best TE: LatimerBest OL: SeattleBest pass rush: HoustonBest Run D: OrlandoBest secondary: DCBest K: RomoBest P: WingBest KR: ShepherdBest PR: Likely
>>129975959shut up
>>129976782Worst QB: Tough, between Coan, Sloter, Plitt, and Lynch we've got our fucking picks. I'm going Sloter.Worst RB: De'Veon SmithWorst WR: Brandon Arconado, gets tons of targets, never does anything with themWorst TE: I couldn't name another TE in the leagueWorst OL: ArlingtonWorst pass rush: St. LouisWorst run D: VegasWorst secondary: SeattleWorst K: GiffenWorst P: Whoever the fuck Orlando keeps trotting outWorst KR: Ezzard(DC)Worst PR: McKnight(SEA)
>>129976057yes
>>129975796>>129975796lol im happy this league has low ratings. You try and go against the NFL and the NFL fans all listen and tune out of you minor league shitDON"T FUCK WITH THE NFL FANS WE ARE LOYAL TO REAL FOOTBALL!getting my NY giants tattoo on my 21st birthday. REAL FOOTBALL FAN
Weather reports for each game>HOU @ SeattleClear skies, high 54 low 34. Cold probably drives a few people away>DC @ STLDome game so nobody cares, will happily freeze my ass off pregame though. High of 36.>ORL @ VegasClear skies, high 65 low 49. Too bad it's at Cashman so nobody will be there anyway.>ARL @ SADome game, though for tailgaters and such it'll be cloudy, chance of rain, high 51 low 41. Why the fuck is it so cold in March this year.
>>129976057Battlehawks eat beer snakes for breakfast
Ratingsbros I don't feel so good
Bros how do we get these numbers upAnd this is BEFORE march madness
>>129984815>still outdrawing soccerlmao
All the 300s are open and mostly sold out, looks like another likely 30k+ this weekend.
>>129984815Put the games on regular tv
>>129986376I'll be down there and getting loud. I swear I got so damn drunk on Sunday, I haven't had a 2 day hangover in years. I guess that's what I get for drinking "BATTLE PUNCH" some guy had in a gatorade cooler. I'm going to just eat some fucking weed edibles this time.
>>129987460I've heard that battle punch is nuts. No clue what's in it. Make sure you get the edibles that aren't sleepy time ones. This shit I got is so fucking strong and all it does is make me tired and pissed off that I wasted money on it.
>>129987981I am guessing it was everclear, some kind of blueberry vodka and kool aid or something. I can handle my booze, and I drank a few cups of that and a 6 pack of Schlafly Coffee and I was trashed. The edibles I get, I have a buddy who worked for one of the kitchens Ascend uses, so he makes them at home. They are 50 mg each, usually I eat 2 and I am pretty faded.
>>12998802950mg? Jesus christ that's strong. These 30's I got from Greenlight knock me on my ass.
>>129988076Yeah, I only do that if I am not drinking or anything and I want it to last for awhile for a movie or game. On a regular night, I'll eat like half of one.
>>129984815idk man worst viewed game still beat MLS at noon on a saturday lmao
>>129988831Wonder if that game was also on their apple season pass shit.
>>129988831>>129989083>>129984815>>1299852532022 MLS season averaged about 300k viewers per match between ABC, ESPN, ESPN2, and ESPN Deportes. Last year the most watched MLS games were just under 600k, or right around STL vs Arlington(but less than DC vs Vegas). As much as people will sound the alarm bells, these aren't bad numbers.
I really hope the defenders stay at Audi field in the future. I know its too small to support any growing football fanbase but I fucking love it there so much the atmosphere is incredible. pic related (stl @ dc)
>>129989855
>>129989855It's about the right size for the team. XFL can't assume people will show up 40/50k at a time, try to fill the 20k at Audi first and go from there. Plus unlike, say, Cashman, it actually works pretty well for handegg.
Guardians v. Vipers this weekend. Someone's gotta win, who's it going to be? Hopefully my Vipeys.
>>129981511Obvious troll. However, a successful minor league(s) only improves the NFL. As an NFL fan, you want this to do well. It's good for business, it's good for revenue, and it's good for hype.
Go Seattle or whatever
>>129989969I want the game to end in overtime after 10 attempts.
>>129993236I have been fucking waiting to see an overtime shootout
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/eagles/2023/03/13/eagles-petition-nfl-allow-xfl-style-onside-kick-alternative/11468099002/
>>129989969>Someone's gotta win, who's it going to be?
>>129993936Hopefully they keep some of the "Fuck you just play" rules from 2.0 OT. Like how defensive penalties would be automatic scores after the first.
>>129984815https://www.sportsmediawatch.com/2023/03/xfl-ratings-fx-least-watched-games-espn/:(
>>129992275cute :)
>>129996302It's a shame Ruri is basically dead, it was fun while it lasted.
>>129960628>Anyone have the webm of the lemon that was thrown on the field with the Vipers player chucking it back?sorry it took so long. still working on the rest of the webms from sat and sun's games.Defenders fan throws lemon onto the field after an unsuccessful 3 pt XP attempt by the Vipers. Vipers player chucks it back into the stands
Bruhs shuffling chairs, not changing qb for some reason.https://www.expressnews.com/sports/article/san-antonio-brahmas-offensive-coordinator-switch-17837243.php
>>129945244>Both if you have them and if it's not too much trouble.Jontre Kirklin not a fan of his kicker's recent kick.
>>129998112hopefully the new OC gets rid of the spike the ball play that Coan loves so much
>>129998611Not gonna happen
>>129996745I was praying that someone would make this
Does any team besides stl have a td song?
Roughnecks lineman mistakenly slams his own RB onto the ground at the end of a run
Terrell Buckley reacting to his team receiving yet another penalty
Guardians WR drops a dragon on 3rd and 5.
>>130006376good thing he's bald, so he doesn't have to worry about getting grey hairs
Ref yelling "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE THE FLAG IS!"
Terrell Buckley angrily removes his headset in response to a holding penalty
>>130006689agua-bae spook
Roughnecks OC AJ Smith fucking around in the booth
>highest peak in a diapers-gamehttps://twitter.com/XFL_PR/status/1635697191187513363no idea if that's a good thing or not
>>130008513It's not, anyone watching the Vipers as their first experience will be traumatized.
Defendies own ya
>>130008513really curious what will be the numbers during DC v Houston and the STL v DC rematch
>>130010626Well STL vs DC is on FX so my guess is about 5-600k.
Game tomorrow?
>>130013686Yes, tomorrow.
>>130013686At fucking 10:30 eastern, gonna be asleep by the time it ends.
>>130013686My draggies finna boutta booty blast the refnex
>>130015449>3.30 AM
kaw is the law
>>130020150Thank you kind anon who tries to keep this general alive.
>>130021401
>>130021765
>be life long NY Guardian supporter>Guardians now in OrlandoGuardian bros.......
>Arlington was not able to establish momentum on offense because it was a combination of a lack of running game and turnovers.>Quarterback Kyle Sloter threw three interceptions and lost a fumble in the loss. >Coach Stoops acknowledged the poor performance of Sloter and compared his performance to the previous starter Drew Plitt.>One key comment coach Stoops made was that Sloter and former starting quarterback Drew Plitt will be battling it out in practice this week for the starting job.>There is a chance they could move to a two-quarterback system like other teams has done this season.>The team will decide later this week on who they believe will be their starter for Sunday’s game.sloterbros...
Yale bowl would be a kino stadium for an expansion teamMake the branding something playing off the Whalers
>>130015449my Roughies :)
Crowd boos after Lynch throws a terrible worm burner on 3rd and 6
Another Terrell Buckley facepalm
>>130025000He's a treat
Dome situation, looks like we're not gonna make it battlebros.
>>130028710it's over
Its strange that when the xfl relaunched in 2020 and now that they never used any of the old teams especially the birngham thunderbolts
>>130031158I think NBC owns the rights to those teams.
>The XFL has fully reinstated Orlando Guardians quarterback Quinten Dormady after an investigation determined that "allegations of impropriety were unsubstantiated," the league announced Wednesday night.https://www.espn.com/xfl/story/_/id/35868301/xfl-reinstates-guardians-quinten-dormady-playbook-probewild ride
>>130025000
>>130035418How the fuck do you even get acused of this shit?
>>130040017I can see it>Dormady talking to another QB>some retard asks what they're talking about >he jokes that they're sharing plays>retard takes it seriously and snitches
>>130040101and then Buckley cuts his FREAKIN nuts off.
Shoutouts to the people who can quickly make OC doing this shit sucks.
kakaw
C'mon there is a game tonight
>>130045169literally
>>130045169Ruri's draggies finna boutta bootyblast 'em
They opened the 400s in STL again. Won't be 38k again but should easily clear 30k.
kaw is law
kek, apparently the BVLLs kicker has the longest kick in "Lumen Field" history.
>>130050297>it's realhttps://thesportsrush.com/nfl-xfl-news-xfl-one-ups-the-nfl-by-snatching-the-record-for-the-longest-field-goal-at-lumen-field/the state of xehawks
>>130045169>10:30 ESTsome of us have jobs anon
From Hawkies fan to Rough chads...can you beat that goofy ahh dragqueens?
>>130050826If Seattle can't eek out a win here they're basically eliminated. I'd rather they get a win and keep things interesting.
>>130035418>The Guardians now have four quarterbacks on the roster after signing former USF star Quinton Flowers a week ago. With the offense struggling to score, and the current 0-4 start, it will be interesting to see how coach Buckley approaches the quarterback situation for the rest of the season.https://xflnewshub.com/xfl-news/qb-quinten-dormady-back-with-guardians-following-playbook-drama/The Bachelor - XFL Edition
How long until game time?
>>130053203Just under 4 bongs
>>130041718i cant crank out the webms and oc when im at work
>>130053930I can because IT is a joke, I'm just bad at it
>>130041718what are you trying to make, anon? i'm passable for memes and I'm free until kickoff.
>>130051325For some reason I thought it was an east/west split instead of a north/south split, man Seattle needs a win to keep pace with DC+St Louis
pickem results from another, gayer community
>>130054368xedragons hooo
>>130050826they freakin better
>>130038194Ok, now it's really over
>kickoff is at 9:30 on a week dayWHO THE FUCK SCHEDULED THIS?!
>>130055079network execs prioritizing college apehoop over good old fashioned minor league football
Can't wait to draw the Roughies armadillo dicking the Sea Dragon :3
>>130055146hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii fezzy
Draggies are going to get the surprise win.
>>130055184Always nice to see a friend in the thread!
>>130054833IT'S FREAKIN OVER FOR REAL>Buckley with blood all over him
>>130054257I was making that Ruri recolor
>>130051325Don't a damn about you being entertained or not...only my entertainment matters here. KAW-KA BYEEECH
>>130056438Wouldn't it be more fun watching the Hawks booty blast the dragons and knock them out?
Goofy false start from the Guardian's RT
Paxton Lynch catches his own deflected pass and is tackled for a loss on 4th and 2.
#40 of the Guardian crashes into his teammates sitting on the bench
Stormy Buonantony makes goofy faces not realizing shes currently live
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh battlebros?
this league full of asskissers making me stay up late on a thursday this is straight bootynever had to stay up this late with my juco all stars and always got to bed early after smoking a bowl with my bro johnny manziel (who i will be playing with in the fcf later on)
>>130057923speaking of Manziel, one of his funnier story arcs was that time where he and Josh Gordon were getting absolutely wasted and trashing rental properties together
>>130057903Those 400s just opened today. Not sure what the deal is with the visitor 300s, they should have sold more of those before opening the 400s.
>>130058056Sauce?
>>130058156https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/16/josh-gordon-may-have-been-with-manziel-at-trashed-rental-home/>If the story of free-agent quarterback Johnny Manziel and the trashed rental home with, allegedly, cocaine and mushrooms present wasn’t already weird enough, it’s getting a little weirder.>Mary Kay Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer reports that a man identifying himself as Josh Gordon was with Manziel at the rented home last week, according to the owner of the rental agency.>If the person who identified himself as Josh Gordon is the same Josh Gordon who currently is on suspension from the NFL, being present at a party at a rented home that allegedly included drugs like cocaine and mushrooms isn’t the best way to ensure reinstatement to the NFL. Last week, Gordon’s initial petition to get back into the league was denied, and he can apply again on August 1.
Jordan Evans is pumped up after stuffing Jack Coan on a 3rd and 1
Important fact that has been underreported - XFL legend PJ Walker is the last QB ever to beat Tom Brady in an inter-division game, assuming Brady stays retired.
DiNucci shoved down on 4th and 1
why the late start time?
>>1300586087:30 in seattle
>>130058608muh college basitball tournament
>>130058623my fucking sports radio station has irrelevant college basketball on instead of talking about free agency and the other sports ffs
>>130058608west coast game
I'm actually looking forward to the rednecks and the dragoons play football. I'm so boring.
>>130058757roughnecks are the only team I always watch
>>130058859Early game thread because I'm impatient
Hines Ward tells one of his players to stay in his opponent's ass all night long
>>130059089The proper way to play DB is with your dick in his hip.
Anon flexing at the stands
Gamethread?
>>130059434>>>130058859
>>130059434>>130058859
>>130059434>>130058896
Webmbro, can I get one of the supposed hold from this Nex v Draggies game?
>>130061065are you talking about the hold that brought the Roughnecks rushing TD back?
>>130061135Correct.
>not one but TWO (2) punt blocksnecks are FRAUDS
>>130061261np, ill eventually have it posted here
Imagine not being able to complete the coomback.
>>130062130i dont have to imagine it
Requesting the Necks coordinator throwing a tantrum in the booth
>>130062199i'll post it when i have it
I'm not happy but it wouldn't be right to not do something for the game so I put something together for the dragons win.
>>129976057>let's glorify alcoholism!as someone in recovery in the DC area I find this spectacle abhorrent and it makes it difficult to support the team or even watch the telecasts since the beer snake is constantly brought upit's disgusting
>>130062424DRAGGED.COM
Damn, I missed an entertaining match.I would never expect the seas to make the 1st defeat ever for the roughnecks, but also they were one of the teams which grew up more during the weeks, also being at home helped a lot. Another thing I like, they tried 3 points conversion everytime. In the other hand, roughnecks with 0 points until the 4th quarter is the real surprise. For bendinuccio, some great passes, but too many INTs.
>the state of whoreston kwabkeks
Rough chads went virgin but time for us to squeez the lemons.
>>130056531Now they have to since rough neckies chocked.
How about don't screw around and play like the dragons aren't a threat now that they've got their shit together Hawks fans? Keep your expectations middling.
lol at danucci just shoving a dude out of the way at halftime and the expression afterwards made it look malicious
Will Fendies@Battlehawks be the game of the season?
>>130065226*shrugs* it was bound to happen eventually
What was DaNucci screaming about after his last INT? was Gordon running the wrong routes or something?
>>130069184either nooch misread the coverage and expected him to keep running so he chucked it deepor gordon misread the coverage and broke the route off early, causing the pick by being out of positionnooch's reaction suggests that Gordon ran the route wrong, but Nooch is also a historically turnover-prone low tier QB so he might be thinking he's right but actually not
>>130069259His reaction made me think it was something Gordon did but who knows. I do remember Hoyer getting benched in favor of Manziel after throwing several INTS only for it to come out later that most of those INTS were caused by Gordon running the wrong routes.
>>130069646He's just not very good. He had one very good year but he never evolved.
>>130067114Unlike roughnecks my hawkies capitalize on 4th.
>>130071547>He's just not very good.Let's not say anything crazy here. Josh Gordon is extremely good, but he has always been know to freestyle on routes going all the way back to college.
>>130072594I wish I could muster the level of confidence you maintain Latvia anon
>>130073478>Josh Gordon is extremely goodWhich is why he's in the XFL.
>>130073735He's in the XFL because of poor life decisions (and choice as of right now).
>>130074093He's not even the best WR on his team.
Draggies make ya seethe?
Roughnecks exposed as a shitty teamRoughnecks fans exposed as being little bitchesYou love to see it
>>130081458>Roughnecks fans exposed as being little bitcheswhat have they done?
>>130081622Just being whiny cunts "Oh I'm not even having fun the season is ruined boohoo"
>>129975796sup xfl remember to watch mexican league football when your team aint playing >>130076612
I've recovered from that loss last night and I'm less dower but all in all still see the Roughnecks not recovering from this. Turns out I was coming down with a cold, and having a cold migraine and sitting in chat with a Seattle fan saying "Now you know how I feel" when you're already a terminal Bills fan can be extremely distressing. The Roughies need to do major changes to their playbook and pull Silvers in if they want to beat viable teams. As for the Dragons I sorely underestimated their ability to adapt their defense and I think they're getting ready to top the power rankings because they dissected and destroyed the Roughnecks till the very end when they were exhausted.Maybe I'm wrong though and it was just a stroke of luck with the dragons finding that one night where the Houston offense was off it's game.
>>130081703thats just the bills fan being a baby
>Norfb Owl >Toiletb Owl saturday is basedday
>>130083620>Toiletb Owli hope something happens that prevents the game from being finished so neither team gets a win
>>130083620Has to be the Diapers in the Toiletbowl right?
>>130084029theres no way the reffies are gonna allow Woodson's team to win after the way he treated them last game
>>130083398Try being a Browns fan, baby.
>>130084557I've been there, I was with a friend for the 11-5 2020 season, I kinda thought they had it in em that year, that one was especially heartbreaking. I'm not gonna rub a loss in their face though even after they pulled Watson over. And I don't think I'm being a baby at this point I'm being honest, Houston looked better than they are because they played two games against the worst team in the league and two mid to shit teams. Houston needs to actually get their shit together or they're going to lose to the Fendies next week too, infact I full expect a loss to the Defenders because looking back I think they're genuinely the best in the league and they've had to actually play the stronger teams in the line up.
>>130083918>neither team gets a wina draw?
Preston Williams was my favorite player for a season on the phinshe's currently on the pant's practice squadkinda want to see him go to the xfl to ball out and get a new contract
I am a Battlehawks and a Rams fan.
Here's a good one. Which is gonna be worse, Dipers vs Guhardians or Bruhmas vs Gaydes.
>>130085416the rules dont allow for a draw
wtf was that 69?
>>130085416Real life TFO time BAYBEE
>>130085699it's gonna be a 12 hours game when finally Giffen will score a miserable field goal
>>130085835he scores on a triple doink and Matt Barrie makes another lame Giffen pun
Think if this shit happens another year I'm gonna go full Mardi Kaw next season.
LISTEN UP DUDES, TOMORROW THE BATTLEHAWKS TAKE ON THE DEFENDORKS AT THE BATTLEDOME. ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN, KAW IS THE LAW AND IF YOU WANNA BRING BEER SNAKES OR LEMONS..BROTHER THAT IS RIGHT IN OUR FLIGHT PATH BECAUSE HAWKS DINE ON LEMON MARINATED SNAKES. SO WHATCHU GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN 30K KAW FANS, READY AND PRIMER TO EXPLODE...RUN WILD ON YOUUUUUUUUU???
>>130090856WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE BATTLEHAWK WORLD ORDER RUNS WILD ALL OVER THE XFL BROTHER?!
Huge day for XFL football
>>130085591oof
Hines Ward tells the sideline reporter he recognized OPI on the play because he used to use the same move back when he was a receiver with the Steelers
Going to a Diapers game tonight. Any other bros going? I won’t hang out with you but it would be nice to know I’m not the only autist there
Holy shit I just saw Roughnecks fell. That makes DC the last undefeated team. Hold the fuck up, if DC wins today at STL don't the defenders practically clinch the Division?please fucking win Defendies
sorry its taken so long. hopefully i can finish crankin out the webms from last weekends games and post em here before the Battlehawks @ Defenders game kicks off tonight at 6:00
>>130098503Top 2 of each Division play one playoff then the winners play the Championship/Super Bowl. If DC wins today, they're locked in the Playoff game no matter what. They can lose the next 4 with no worries. They will still have to win that playoff game to advance to the Championship game though. Legitimately Game of the season for DC today. It's going to be a tough one as I bet STL isn't going to make it easy, both the Hawks and the fans.
Haslett tells WR Damion Willis to tell the ref that he didnt commit OPI on the play Hines Ward challenged. Willis pleads his case with the wrong ref and Haslett yells at him
WR Blake Jackson makes a nice leaping catch on a dragon from DiNucci. Jackson thinks he was untouched and runs the ball to the end zone. Refs eventually rule he was down by contact at the spot he caught the ball
DiNucci takes a hit to the face mask as hes throwing the dragon to Blake Jackson
Brahmas kicker Parker Romo kicks a 57 yd FG to tie the game right before half time
KILL THE HEAD AND THE KAWK WILL DIE
>>130099376* stadium-record
Brahmas DB Luq Barcoo makes a one-handed pass breakup on a pass intended for WR Damion Willis
Sea Dragons fan with a breathe fire sign
Sea Dragons fan wearing a Charizard suit
Another reffie thats incapable of catching a pass
>>130098178Hines Ward seems to think this league is hilarious.shame his offense is booty
DiNucci throws an absolutely retarded INT to Luq Barcoo with under 2 minutes left to play in the game
Sea Dragons fan with a "DiNucci Mob" sign
Damn, they havent been able to sell shit from the 400s and last batch of 300s
Jim Haslett tells DiNucci hes going to kill him
>>130101504It's over
Montage of Coan spiking the ball vs the Sea Dragons
BONUS WEBM - Sam Acho makes anti-semitic hand gesture
Battlehawks fan with "Kaw" sign
Battlehawks RB changes direction for a 15 yd gain
>>130103303Replay ver.
ball bounces off several players after Sloter spikes it on a play the reffies have blown dead
Scrambling Kyle Sloter freezes a Battlehawks defender with a pump fake 5 yards past the line of scrimmage
Battlehawks fan with bird mask
Battlehawks fans in bird masks flap their wings
Another Battlehawks fan with a bird mask
Battlehawks fan with the KAW sign again
>>130101504Yeah, between St. Paddys yesterday, the soccer team tonight, and the Blues tomorrow, there's a lot going on. Still should clear 30k.
Sloter shovel passes the ball out of bounds
Tre Watson Sr. intercepts a tipped pass intended for WR LuJuan Winningham
Former Battlehawk Joe Powell picks off an overthrown pass from McCarron
>>130107180Still the greatest KR in XFL history.
>>130107292yeah that was a great return. its a shame we dont see more kick return TDs
Renegades player doesnt want the female reffie's help getting up after the play
5 bongs
McCarron hits a wide open Darrius Shepherd for a 27 yd TD pass
Battlehawks fan pointing
Finally The XFL Has Come Back To St. Louis sign behind the end zone
DB Mike Hampton bats Sloter's pass down, inadvertently preventing his teammate from intercepting the pass
>>130114259We all thought he was gonna jesus catch that ball in the dome. I had a sweet view of it too. Shame.
>>130114361i dont think he realized his teammate behind him would have been in position to make that play lol
Battlehawks fans in luchador masks
>>130114861He didn't, but he did know it was 3rd down and the Gaydes would punt it with a PBU. Better to smack the ball to the ground than go for the pick and let them get a new set of downs.
>KA KAW KA KAW KA KAW>GET THEM WINGS FLAPPIN GET THEM WINGS FLAPPIN
RB Brian Hill scores on a 15 YD TD rush and pretends to swim in the end zone
Thanks webm bro I appreciate you
>>130116126Replay version of 15 YD TD score and swimming celebration
>>130116680Battlehawks intercepting another overthrown pass from Sloter. accidentally hit post without the desc.
Stoops says "Thats some bad football, guys" after Sloter's 2nd INT
Huge day for my Battlehawks or somethin
Sloter throws what should have been another INT but the ball bobbles out of the hands of the defender and into the hands of the intended receiver, Caleb Vander Esch
>>130118780Becht's reaction to the catch made by Vander Esch
Big Unit luvs his battle birds
2 BONGS UNTIL KAW KAW TIME BROS WHAT ARE YA DRINKING, WHAT ARE YA EATIN??
Battlehawks fans reacting to Hakeem Butler's 25 YD TD catch
Brett Hundley drops the snap and the Defenders recover it on the very first play of the game
>>130120227Replay of dropped snap and recovery by the Defenders
>woke up sick>burned my hand making lunch>cbb team didn't make any of the tournaments>bracket is in absolute shambles (whose isn't though lol) at least I get to watch MY Fendies thump the Baddlecocks and maintain their superiority over the league
shitty tackling by the Diapers allows D'Eriq King to get an easy rushing TD
IMO this is pretty much the biggest game of the season. If DC wins here I think they're just gonna roll the xowl because their only competition is Houston because Houston is the only southern team that can shit stomp loser teams. But also I dunno if Houston has a chance against the Defenders really unless they have a crazy good playbook to stop DC's ground game.
>>130121104any given saturdaythey could curbstomp st lou now and then get beaten by the tardians in the rematch
Woodson doesn't know whats going on
>>130119336Eating at Stacked, about to head to the game. Pumped
D'Eriq King gets another easy rushing TD off a another Diapers missed tackle
Snowing in STL this is bullshit
Defenders fan politely adds his cup to the top of the beer snake
Diapers kick returner slips on the kick return
game in 30 min. you guys ready?
>>130123901IM FUCKIN READY BRO I AM MAKING A PIZZA AND CHUGGING BEERS KAW KAW KAW KAW
>>130123469what's the point of safer kick off rules when they're gonna do this shit anyway?
>>130121882YEAHHHH LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They call Chicago the windy city, but I swear St.Louis has taken over the title. Why is it always windy as FUCK here??
>>130103303AJ McCarron with the good block on 29
Woodson reacts to his kick returner slipping while Barries shits all over Galloway for putting ketchup on hot dogs
>>129975796Mexican league game in 15 minutos come watch It bros >>130124375
>>130124703still seething at that stupid 10-second-rule.
>>130124826
>>130124800XFL starts in 15 min bro it's hard to watch both
i dont think the Defenders will finish the season undefeated
lol Hawks time
wheres the game thread?
Wake up cartoon masturbator, it's time to make the game thread
>>130120504>Gets into mating press by my hawkies.
Damn, King is a manlet
gamethread>>130125531>>130125531>>130125531
>>130125333Roughies fumble it but we make sure nobody is undefeated.
>>130062426Do you lose your fucking mind every time you go to the gas station and see the beer cave? Quit being a faggot.
Diapers WR Jeff Badet fumbles the ball without being touched
>>130124915I know still just letting my XFL bros know, also we had a game kicking off at 7 ans another one kicking off at 8, so if you feel like keep watching football after the game you can go there >>130124375
MY Fendies are undefeated and you can't do SHIT about it.
IMAGINE NOT BEING UNDEFEATED
Pigeonfuckers talkin’ a lotta shit they can’t back up.
>>130136615Draggies will defeat you and we wont be playing play-offs. Time to rebuild.
not gonna lie, i thought the battlehawk girl was an OC character for the team until a few days ago
>>130137408we have our own OC maker lurking
>>130137408Who, Shoebill? Are you new anon? She's been spammed on this site since Kemono aired, she's one of the most popular characters. Goshawk makes more sense but there's just FAR more art of Shoebill
>>130137543right on. no shade thrown.
>>130137408Here's the Hawks mascot
>>130137780im actually super not new, lol. just missed connections i guess. i lamplight as a normalfag, thats my excuse
Defendies run this league and Shoebill is a whore.
Sorry guys the quality or styling of the XFL furry stuff might change, I'm having a lot of issues with my graphic tablet and it's making it really hard to work on this project but I really don't wanna drop it.
Fun game, shame it ended the way it did. Lost my voice again, streamers are based fuck anyone who says otherwise. God i love this league
>>130139744We're just happy to get OC
>>130139948Yall around here are great guys <3
Hawks upcoming schedule@ Vegas - W@ Houston - LVs Vegas - WVs Seattle - WVs Orlando - WRubber match vs DC gonna be fun
Rod Woodson is a shit coach. I could see Perez leading this team to the playoffs but not with Woodson as coach.
was the toilet owl any good? accidentally fell asleep lol
>check results of norfb owlbirdfrens...>check results of toiletb owllooks like it was a fun game>guardies fumbled on onside 4thLMAO man.
I fucking love my FendiesI'm so glad we have something to look forward to instead of the laughingstock that is the CommiesSeriously, thank you XFL.
>>130146270look at score.
>battlechads and xedragons are both 3-2>playing each other in week 9uh baby
>>130146654fuck lol. Galloway absolutely creamed his pants when the over hit, didnt he?
The good guys won
>>130142127"wrong"
Sloter tries to spike the ball but it is picked off instead, securing a win for the Battlehawks
>>130147992replay of the int
Defenders fan transporting a bunch of empty cups for the beer snake as hes cheered on by other fans
>>130148993Beer snake segment reaches the main snake
Collision between RB John Lovett and DB Anthoula Kelly sends a paint chip flying off Kelly's helmet
Gregg Williams reaction to the Vipers converting on 4th and 1
Rod Woodson seething at the 10 second runoff to end the 1st half
Rod Woodson screaming in the reffie's face
>>130149601>>130149777Vipers and Guardians have the best coach reactions. Last night's game was hilarious
>>130149992>mfw i see a reffie in my path
Woodson continues to seethe and argue with the reffies as they head to the locker rooms for half time
Woodson continues to seethe about the reffies
Woodson turns around to scream FUCK YOU at the refs one last time before going to the locker room
aw man, none of the uploads of the Vipers @ Defenders game have the clip of Woodson screaming "THEY [reffies] CANT KEEP DOING THIS TO US!" in the locker room during half time
Defenders fumble the ball away on the kickoff to start the 2nd half
>>130152874replay of the fumble
Woodson's reaction to his team recovering the fumble
>>130149601would there have been any chance for spiking the ball if the reffies had called it short and the clock kept on runnung?
>>130153215Vipers most likely would have committed a false start trying to line up and spike the ball before the 5 remaining seconds were up lol
>>130146270Unironically amazing.
>>130153396or the Defenders players would have laid on the Vipers players and the ball to prevent the refs from spotting the ball as the last 5 seconds ticked off the clock
>>130153396... which would have led to another 10-sec runoff anyway.thus is life on the vegas strip.
Ta'amu fakes a hand off and rushes for 49 yds
>>130154074replay version
Vipers receiver is held and the reffies pretend not to see it
>>130154770This the same crew that did the Battlehawks game?
>>130154770replay version
>>130154913i think it was a different crew
>>130154770Maybe the coach should have challenged it
>>130155075Not a real question, bitching about the questionable distribution of flags last night.
>>130155095Blandino said they would have ruled it PI if Woodson had challenged it and Galloway couldnt believe it lol
Vipers WR Jeff Badet takes a quick break on one of the benches on the Defenders sideline after the play
>>130155445replay
>>130155445>>130155681/comfy/
Defenders fans boo and throw lemons at the Vipers players in the end zone following a TD
Vipers force a Ta'amu fumble with 3 opportunities to recover it. They fail and Defenders retain possession
>>130156667replay
Battlecucks real quiet now
>>130158682Flag on this post.
>>130158807Ya seethe?
>>130160299Very much so
>two worst teams had a single TD neck and neckI hate I missed that what the fuck
Woodson burns a time out so he can yell at the refs some more
Reffies continue to hammer Woodson and the Vipers with penalties
>>130160778Hahaha
Woodson has just about had it with these refs
>>130165622>Am I being worked? I feel being worked.
Vipers Miscues bumper
Official "The Rock wants these teams to succeed" rankings1: San Antonio2: DC3: Vegas4: Arlington5: St. Louis6: Houston7: Seattle8: Orlando
>>130165664most of these have been legit penalties caused by his players being idiots
My Vipers :)
/nfl/ here, are you losers at less than 200k viewers per game yet?
>>130167229Sadly no, but every game they play that's above 200k i will get a new New York Giants tattoo, because/nfl/ isn't just don't rinky dink operation, it's a culture, a family, a way of life.
Galloway shows up to annoy the Defender's OC Fred Kaiss with an interview
Is the 3pm Sunday game on ESPN or FX this week?
>>130167480Galloway has another question - this time he wants to hear about the Defenders two QBs
>>130167689theres only 1 game today and its on ESPN2 at 8:00
Luis Perez throws an Int as a result of his receiver falling down during the route
>>129975796Mexican league game starting if you want to watch bros >>130165367
>>130168389replay showing the receiver slipping
>>130168389>>130168606Woodson's reaction to the Int
>>130168487I turned on your league, decided which team I was rooting for, then they immediately threw a pick. I'm sorry Mexibro, I don't know if this semen slurping league is for me.
>>130167821>9pm eastern>almost all games are on cablegood job rocky
Woodson yelling at the ref again
i think thats all the week 4 webms im gonna make. now onto week 5
Sea Dragons special teams get a hand on the Roughneck's punt for great starting field position
DiNucci scrambles for a 20 yd rushing TD
>>130171723Replay version
Fan with "Let DiNucci Cook" apron
RB Brycen Alleyne TD run + back flip that was called back due to a holding penalty
Bless you webmtoro bro
i think an anon specifically requested this webm in the Thurs gamethread - Replay of the holding penalty that negated the Roughnecks rushing TD. #10 of the Roughnecks working on #21 of Sea Dragons in the top left corner was the Roughnecks player that was flagged for holding on the play
>>130172537
>>130172889What a fucking weak call
DB Antoine Brooks forces a Brandon Silvers fumble that is recovered by DL Daniel Joseph
Daniel Joseph running around with the recovered fumble
another webm requested in the gamethread - Roughnecks OC AJ Smith pounding the table in response to Silvers' fumble
Live Mic picks up DiNucci trying to alert Josh Gordon that the pass is headed his way but Gordon doesn't turn around in time
DB Sean Davis picks off DiNucci in the end zone as he gets leveled in the pocket by DB Jordan Mosley
>>130175449replay that shows the hit on DiNucci + the int
Sea Dragons fan flips off the Refs after they rule that the hit on DiNucci was not roughing the passer
TOTAL COMBATCHICKENS DEATH
>>130175487Another replay of the hit on DiNucci that also shows him being blocked during the int return
Nice catch by WR Jahcour Pearson
DiNucci takes multiple hits unsuccessfully scrambling for a 1st down on a 3rd and 10
The captions of these webm's are hilarious.
>>130176111DiNucci getting hit getting ready ready to throw a tantrum and then getting spooked by 45 was the peak of the game for me.
>>130178302the yell he let out when he fell over was pretty funny
Sea Dragons special teams blocks their 2nd punt of the night
DiNucci throws his 2nd int in the end zone. Pass was intended for Josh Gordon
Renegades vs Brahmas game starts in 5 minutes>>130181056>>130181056>>130181056
Updated attendance for each team. Doing Average/MaxVipers: 6,023/6,037Guardians: 11,012/12,011Dragons: 11,573/15,103Roughnecks: 11,953/12,784Renegades: 12,027/12,047Defenders: 13,390/16,212Brahmas(pending tonight's numbers): 24,245/24,245Battlehawks: 37,089/38,310
>>130182507>Vipers: 6,023/6,037lol jesus christ man...
>>130182640They've had 3 games too, it's the same dudes every time, rain or shine. Cashman's a fucking dump. What a disaster.
>>130182507Brahmas updated numbers: 18,760/24,245
>>130182692Hope my birds wont choke and let draggiest past.
i take it Hines never watched Coan at Wisc.? you're not supposed to have him do anything other than hand the ball off
>>130186099Already got the away win, surely we'll double up at the dome right?
watching the guardians vipers game cuz anons said it was a memebowl is my yt replay garbage or were the commentary/ref mics fucked up?
>Saturday, March 25Seattle Sea Dragons @ Orlando Guardians1:00PM ETABC / ESPN+St. Louis Battlehawks @ Vegas Vipers7:00PM ETFX / ESPN+>Sunday, March 26San Antonio Brahmas @ Arlington Renegades3:00PM ETABC / ESPN+>Monday, March 27Houston Roughnecks @ D.C. Defenders7:00PM ETESPN2 / ESPN+>kwabians on ABCit's over
https://www.outkick.com/xfl-st-louis-battlehawks-boo-referee-parking-lot-tailgate/>Rowdy XFL Fans Viciously Boo Referee For Calling St. Louis By Wrong Name After Hawk Mask Make Out Seshthose pesky seattle battlekraken
>>130189080aw shieet houston vs dctoo bad roughkeks have been exposed by seattle
>>130191483I remember everyone started booing and I wasn't sure why. That makes sense.
>>130191483Everyone kept calling them Seattle that game
>>130171723I'm really happy to see Dinucci succeed in the XFL. I hope he's able to get back into the NFL as a backup.
>>129986441This, it's like they don't learn from MLB and NHL
Defendies
>>130194581Suck my nuts.
>>130194581Funny to think that the Draggies have been the closest to beating them so far
DC Houston is kind of gonna be a season defining game for the Roughies. If they win then they just need to drag it together against air heavy games like the dragons have. If they lose the South is basically gonna be participating in a sham Xowl and I'm kind of thinking the play offs are gonna be DC vs Dragons and Gayds vs Houston.
>>130197155Wow, you got the Dragons over the Hawks? Bold. SEA schedule@ Orlando: W@ Arlington: W? Seems like a team they could struggle with.vs. DC: L@ STL: Lvs. Vegas: W
So my Brahmas are this league's Browns?
I want to believe the Hawks can pull it together and not choke against DC when they hypothetically meet in the semifinal. Also hoping Houston can show up against DC or else no matter what the xowl is going to be a snoozer.
>>130198868Last game it felt like the Hawks were the better team, but letting up those huge runs killed them. That and penalties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WlTDNezIcWeek 5 resume (scoring plays)
https://www.espnfrontrow.com/2023/03/xfl-the-walt-disney-company-celebrate-womens-history-month/>Dany Garcia, Chairwoman and Owner of the XFL, and Rita Ferro, President of Disney Advertising, discuss endless advertising opportunities for the brands and what this means for a new generation of football fans in the second segment of a multi-part video series
Fuck lemons i hope roughies gonna go rough on you.
>The USFL hopes for a similarly long relationship with Detroit, which will host its first games Sunday, April 30 — a doubleheader, actually, with the Panthers and Stars both playing that day.>League officials are cautiously hoping to draw 15,000 fans a game, and they've set the ticket prices to do just that — with season tickets starting at $25 (yes, for all the games) and going up to $100.>Family packages, with concession discounts, are in the works, too.>Individual and season tickets are on sale at theusfl.com.https://eu.detroitnews.com/story/sports/other/2023/03/20/this-is-their-path-michigan-panthers-are-finally-home-as-usfl-opens-camp/70029057007/
>>130197886i think that title goes to the Guardians
>>130202517Good luck to them. Would be cool if teams actually got traction outside Birmingham. Memphis is the one I want to really succeed.
>>130195138>>130201066u mad
>>>130185781>Might be the best sack in XFL history right there. Does anybody have a gif of it?Kyle Sloter gets BTFO on the Brahmas safety blitz
USFL trying to dig at the XFL in their ads is just cringe
is this the nfl thread
>>130197256I think the Hawks are good but I think the Dragons want it more and are pretty much just getting better while the Hawks are having serious issues with discipline.
>>130204594Eternally
>>130208905They still have ridiculous turnover issues. Can't win handegg like that.
>>130182507Battlehawks: 5th in average attendance in MLBBrahmas: 10th in average attendance in NBAIt gets bad after that, but Defenders draw more than A's and Marlins in MLB. Nobody in pro sports draws less than the Vipers though, except the Coyotes in the NHL. They sell out every game but it's less than 5k attendance.
>>130212171Hawks keep giving up to many yards to penalties as well, I think they're actually really even right now on losses like that, but I think Dragons have a more flexible game. We'll see later this week.
>>130207375>#80
>>130209147haha
