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New schuab just dropped (into my toilet)
Bonescels... I don't think controlling GODne is going to work anymore...
Any capoeira man in?
this is roberts wiki page photo
>>128678385>image>no blowjobpenis>no spammy>no meme>no boob not the thread
Based chick magnet punk
>>128678454holy crap look at this 9'3 russian dude!
>>128678489>>128678385i've seen mickie james naked
>>128678489the older they are the easier they are to get and they all look old
>>128678499It was fake
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>>128678563Ponder the stench
>>128678385Dana is cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqL4n7SlDB8
>>128678590>big brazilian brapper smell
>>128678462>no>heems your boi
Cm punks journal from 02-06https://cmpunk.livejournal.com/?skip=10
>>128678651
kek what made cm punk think he could fight?
>>128678651>hide post
>>128678454>GODne training with Russian heavyweights since he beat ngubu>jones went to twitter to look for training partners last weekit’s over bonescels
BALLZ
>GODne>gets heemed by someone with broken kneeswhos the real GODknee?
>>128678563cringe
>>128678627
>Gane>name rhymes with cunny>is Frenchit all makes sense now
>>128678664He talks a lot about training in judo and beating up bullies
yan wongilbert wonjared gordon wonankalaev won
>>128678759
punk woncharles wonizzy wonpaddy won
khasneed chucked
stann wonswick wonmelendez wongrant won
>>128678627Wonder what Fabia is doing now days
>>128678664had my robot slave translate one for me>The author is ranting about not being able to sleep and mentions someone bringing to their attention a commentary written by Lance Storm about steroids. The author admits to initially thinking that Storm's claim of never having touched steroids was bullsh*t, but upon further reflection, the author realizes that it is possible and that the same thought process applies to others in the wrestling business. The author also mentions their own struggles with maintaining weight and looking good, and how fans often assume that wrestlers are on steroids. The author concludes by saying that Lance Storm wrote a great commentary on the topic and suggests readers find it, but also notes that they cannot vouch for Daizee Haze's use of steroids.
>>1286787742022 had some of the biggest robberies in UFC history
chuck one
OOOOOOOOOOH PADDY THE BADDY
paddy the bhaddie
yoel won
How come Jessica Andrade is allowed to do steroids?
imagine the ufc properly scores yoel over adesanya and we never have to deal with this meme glory shit story arc going on right now
planning to wear this for Halloween. thawlts? might delete later
>>128678932chuck it or sneed it?
imagine having yacht drama and thinking you can hang with cage fightersgooby needs to retire
>>128678544Wow, she's a lot uglier than I remember. I had a huge crush on her back in the day
i come up with the best techniques practicing butt ass naked in the middle of my househow can i send them to gooby so he can use them in a fight?
>>128678967post it on twitter and maybe jerk off too
>>128678967just disguise them as gay porn and he will probably stumble upon them
>Moreno's champ>Volk's champ>Leon's champ>Poatan's champ>JHill's champThe kino striking era is upon us. Aljo, Islam, are you ready to get heemed?
>>128678664Punk: Huh? I am calm, I just think it's stupid that (Punk sees that the second squad is a K-9 unit) WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?Allison: Punk, just keep cool!Punk: Fuck that, I don't....OH...OH! You've got to be kidding me! ::Officer #2 approachs my car with his DRUG DOG::Punk rolls down passanger side window and yells at copPunk: ARE YOU RIBBING ME? GET THAT FUCKING DOG AWAY FROM MY CAR!::officer does'nt respond::Punk: Serisouly, are you fucking kidding me? Hey! ::officer starts to knock on Punks car with his hands::Punk: Okay, Okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i'll eat your dog.::Officer #1 approachs Punks car once the dog and officer #2 are dog circling the car::Officer Dickhead: Can I ask you to step out of the car?Punk: Absolutely not.Officer Asshole: Well, I need to explain this to you...Punk: Do it with me in the carOfficer Bitchass: Well, can you step out of the car...Punk: Ya know what, fine...Now this is where it gets fairly hilarious people. I literally step out of the car, and once i'm fully stood up, i'm at least a foot taller than this cop. The look on his face was priceless. He takes a step back, and I shit you not, gulps. I'd imagine i'm horribly frighting looking by this point, because i'm legit furious that this little bullshit profile stop of my car results in a drug dog harassment. He backs up, never taking his eyes off me, and I nearly back him into traffic...
>>128679023Officer Justshitinhispants: Um...this is your warning.Punk: Great ::turns to walk away::Officer Banana Brains: You need to take this, but before I give it to you, what do you want to tell me about what's in your car?Punk (now turning green): What?Officer pleasedontkillme: Is there anything in the car you want to tell me about, I'll give you the chance to tell me the truth, why were you in Nashville?Punk::raising his fists right in the cops face:: What do my knuckles say?!Cop: Why were you ::gets cut off by a very angry Punk::Punk: WHAT. DO. MY. KNUCKLES. SAY?a very sad looking police man: Drug free.Punk: Exactly, so i'm a little offended about the dog right now.Copper: Um...okay, well, here's your warning, have a nice dayPunk: Go fuck yourself.
Alexis Grassimo.is going to get fucked up
>>128679023>I'm nearly a foot taller Lol CM punk is like 5'11. No male cop is shorter than 5'6
not liking how this thread is going so far
>>128679048Americans are asleep. What do you expect
Rumor is McGregor is moving to heavyweight and he already knocked out Lewis in sparring
>>128679055How come you're up b
fake posters
>>128679091talm bout >>128673896 b?
>>128679096fake reply
i'm awake, i'm awake
>A woman has accused UFC fighter Conor McGregor of assaulting her on his yacht in Ibiza, prompting her to flee the boat by jumping into the water.lol
Should I masturbate?
Every night you go to sleep, who’s the one heeming you
>>128679080It's 10:18pm where I am and I took a 2 hour couch nap after dinner so my sleep schedule is heemed
>>128679129No.
some anon posted this the other day but got only meme answers:name someone currently not in ufc who will win a ufc belt in the next few years
any other heemsters kino connoisseurs? Aftersun, Tàr, Everything Everywhere All at Once, Northman, and Top Gun are my top 5 of the year
>>128679147based reformed coomer bean
>>128679151Dillashaw
>>128679151Fabricio Andrade, Vadim Nemkov, or some ACA/M1 goon would be my guess
>>128679193Nemkov just re-signed with bellator for several more years. He'll never go to UFC and if he does he'll be too old to win a belt
>>128679151Abdouraguimov
>>128679151The other nurmagomedov who is undefeated in bellator
>>128678385
>>128679151I told you the brazza champ from bellator how is that a meme?
>>128678385Dinner with Poatan
>>128678489From left to right, down5, 4, 6, 5, 6, 5, 4
>>128679151DJ.
>>128679151who's the guy in PFL that's wrecking everybody? Umalatov or something? he could legit be champ
>>128679050I hate them both
>>128679245she looks like a soul-sucking witch Hues cant see it because they arent white
Imagine shaking Poatan's hand.. chills
>>128679245He will lose his next fight.
>>128679254He'd definitely beat Moreno but he's not coming back unless Dana pays him $1M per fight
>>128679284That doctor seems so fit. For sure a milf
>>128679278all this slurping to get dawlg-walked by Chadtorri
>>128679364die poopman S
>>128679364>I can't believe I got fluked
Hey guys let's not joke about zeems that shit is serious
>>128679364People really think this guy will win the rematch lmfaoooooooo
>>128679358Po Atan removes his chin
>>128679394i know, the heckin bruno silva is still in a coma bro
>>128679391zeem guy wins the rematch
just watched the craziest pool game everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vbKMMD1tjE
>>128679407This guy got rocked by *THE* kevin holland
I am the worst poster on heem
Do NOT make any further jokes about zeems. This is your final warning.
>>128679442this is /heem/
what does sleem stand for?
>>128679507Gane at his evilest
>>128679516SleemLeemEemEmM
>>128679516slap like every European, man
>>128679516ssslllleeeeeeeeeemmm
Who's ready for slapkino tomorrow?!?
just awoke from a cryptic dream that revealed to me the answer to happiness, but it jokingly left out the exact answer and only implied it I just knew that I had to leave out this one simple thing, only one thing had to change and I was the happiest man on earth. Such a joyful dream, I was like a child full of energy exploring the worldIn the dream I kept thinking>wow all I had to do WAS THIS ONE THING>THIS ONE THING stood in my way>HE was right about THIS ONE THINGunder the clear blue skies of Athens town I skipped about and sang to the people, no family no friends, only the infinite resources of my soul
>>128679594goyslap? I don't know
>>128679038>No male cop is shorter than 5'6the cop could've been male(girl)
>>128679159Is Aftersun any good? I see it announced all the time in my yt ads, but can't make up my mind for it. Not from last year, precisely, but I watched Fugitive from the past, Wild goose lake, Possessor uncut, ASalt of the earth and Persona. All of them are beyond fantastic.
>>128679245It's never been more over than what it is now.
>>128679633the fag of mma
i invented goyslap
>>128679617Nice list. Bergman's Persona is one of the best films ever made without question. Aftersun is phenomenal. I've rarely seen a movie that pierces you so deeply. All you need to know is it's about love, memory, and perception. It is brilliantly acted and deftly directed. Give it a watch and report back on /heem/ - would love to know your thoughts on it.
dana white here reminding everyone to watch power slap on tbs network tomorrow
>>128679646Bergman is my favorite director (though not by a long margin); The seventh seal is, for me, one of the deepest films ever made. Just looked Aftersun and they have it on fmovies, I'll definitely check it out on the weekend.
>watching anything other than heemspoofs
cannot wait for Jamawl vs Prohawka
>>128679681Excellent taste, Mexibro. I assume you've seen Fannie & Alexander? Probably my favorite Christmas-vibes movie. I'll try to find you on /heem/ on Sunday. Looking forward to your thoughts. Buenos noches, amigo.
>>128679159yeah me of course I have an affinity for the arts
>>128679681>tfw so mentally far gone u cant enjoy music, movies, lifting, hobbies, activities and general goyslop except pure violence
will he die one day?
please watch it
>>128679817we all will
>>128679716Can't wait to slap you
>>128679817this is Jiri's gf retard
sleep time, im not fucking tired though
PoAtan's 2023>KO's Israel in R2>KO's Whittaker in R2>KO's Jiri in R1Fighter of the Year, 2023.Cover Athlete for UFC 5.
Alright, heem me.
what a creepy threadThank GOD its a fake
>>128679050>4.10 Significant Strikes Landed per Minute vs. 2.37
New thread because this one sucks >>128679993>>128679993>>128679993
been real fucking tired of all these fake posts.no, your opinion DOES NOT matter. and no, I won't be reading
>>128679129I just did and it felt like a mistake. Might give it another go tomorrow.
>>128680001fake post.if u dont like the thread dont use it
>>128678466>>128678466>>128678466new thread cause this one and that other one both suck
Asians don’t draw
For me, it's THIS thread.
just how big is poatan really?
why did daner really make the slap league anyway?I think its because he is subconsciously starting to realize he is a UFC employee ever since selling his shares when the company sold, so he wanted something he could call his own.
new thread boys this one's dead>>128680042>>128680042>>128680042
that’s not even my thread lol nerds
>>128679151Roberto Soldic is very, very good and also very fun to watch. It's kind of weird, there are quite a few really good guys at 170 outside the UFC at the moment despite it being a glamour division.
His head has gotten huge…
uh oh janny woke up
Jannies gonna freak.
janny bro... dont take it out on me... i was just doing what i was told...
>>128679959Bro listen, can you buy a few containers of Jiri's oatmeal for me? Maybe like 5, and I'll pay the full price but you can keep one. I don't think they ship to Canada.
This is the one and only threadNo other threads have ever existedNo other threads will ever exist
Kek
We’re in here>>128583944>>128583944>>128583944
>>128680166>all those literal whos dead sport full of duckers. Also get to work you fucking wastrel.
IT'S OUT>>128673864>>128673864
jannyman, It was I who reported those hooligans.
>>128680195>>128680166>>128680112>>128680107>>128680094>>128680070>>128680067>>128680022>>128680017>>128680007>>128679817>>128679716>>128679692all me btw
>>128680105Someone give me some love bros… Spent a minute saving the pics and creating the comparison…
>>128680105holy shit lol. I thought it was the shaved beard that made his face look different
another thread weemedall in a days work.
Bros, I thought I wasnt gonna make it. But I ran the numbers and did some thinking, and it turns it out I am in fact gonna make it. Such a relief.
Buy the pay per view
Get the pay per view
Spend money on the pay per view
>>128678462Imagine not moving in to boxing range and heeming that hue monkey the second the fight starts
>>128680657Capoeira was developed as a martial art for self defense by African slaves in Brazil. It's movements are meant to disguise it as a dance to fool the slave masters. Owing to this heritage, at the highest level Capoeira has voodoo elements capable of mesmerizing the opponent, rendering them unable to attack.
Is this fucking card for real ? this sport truly dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nskLN-9CLJ8
>>128680780great fight night
>>128680526>>128680614>>128680632>>128680657>>128680730>>128680780Thank you for your purchase(UFC 284 $155)
>>128680780This card got raped by pull outs and cancellations. Robert vs. Poolo was supposed to be on this card.
I wish I was European
>>128679507KINO webm. Jon Jones stands no chance.
Pay your hard earned $100 to watch Justin Tafa vs Parker Porter going at it
>>128680780oh ya I completely forgot about this card
my style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and im just ferocious I want your heart I want to adopt his children, praise be to Allah
>>128680839THE fat polish can? He's a beast fersure, b
>>128680839Where is Cereal Grain's porridge, the fucking fraud
>>128679507Gane double Samman Smashed dat nigga LMAOOO
keep me woifs name out yo fookin mouf. lest you be sleemed
>Sammon Smeems (you)
wait if slap fighting is real, how come the stockton slap never sleemed anyone?
Max bros...
Gane winsnot easily, but he wins
>>128678462>giving him the space to do his monkey tricksjust hue things
>>128681194Help me buy me oatmeal
>>128681243and how would i do that
>got baited into paying 600€ to see usman clinch edwards against the cage for 25 minuteshow does the bald one do it?
>>128681270He's losing again.
>>128680907>>128681243Looks like premium goyslop
>>128681270hope you're taking drugs at least
>>128681270Dana didn't do that, the fighters did. You're going to see if Leon can re-create the magic. Dana is just a greedy, bald fraud.
>>128681188Max won two rounds
>>128681243oatmeal is the cheapest food in the world
>>128678385is that CM "Phil Brooks" Punk
>>128681497You're really gonna pretend there's any Canadian company operating on this level in the premium instant oatmeal game? You disingenuous fuck. This is 20% almonds.
>>128681497Cheaper than rice? Samurai were heeming each other for centuries eating nothing but rice and maybe one egg per year. That's great dollar-per-heeming value.
Jamahal Hill is just so lame, not particularly cool or cringe just middling in every way.
>>128681710Majority of Samurai had enough money to get all the fish and meat they want.
>>128678759the funny thing is that his sister has no ass kek
>>128681701>The cock, Francis
>>128681576>20% almonds
What's up /heem/! Episode 2 of Power Slap road to the title premiers today on TBS at 10pm Eastern.If you don't know, now you know!
>>128679300you're delusional if you actually think he would beat moreno, the game has moved on.
>>128681909>go on Power Slap Show>get heemed>get humiliated and turned into a viral clip >get CTE>all for 2K Kek, Dana is legitimately evil.
>>128681909I will be watching it the next day for i am unable to attend it liveVery excited though
>>128681909Hey thanks Dana! I won’t miss it!
>>128681459out of 15
>>128678462best martial art
The only point of Holloway's entire career was to be an XP farm for Volk. Like hodor from game of thrones
would give my life to put that cable infront of khabib instead of tony
>>128682081Khabib would just see it and promptly step over it because he wouldn't be wearing shades indoors like a mongoloid.
so my man garth is going to fight a decent fighter? and jones coming back vs the brain
The Tony that killed Josh Thompson heems any version of fagbib
fizieew is the perfect dummy to get garth in shape again
>>128680066I don't think that's itI think he's unironically getting bored and now just wants mindless entertainment like slapPlus no one's going to complain about pay thereEither that or he genuinely thought he could make a lot of money. Don't forget he tried to start zuffa boxing and it flopped hard. The efforts probably refocused into something he could actually get into and he chose slap cause there's no competition
>>128682167shut uuuup
dana WHITE POWER slap
why dont the women slap eachother? let the ring girls do it
>>128682191Do you think that's a nice thing to say?
why was Lewis getting scared of Spivac so hard he shit himself memory holed
>>128682209
>>128682333um it was a tummy ache
>>128682257i'm sry*drake here
Would you guys take a free trip to Dagestan
>>128682413why not. i don't get the chance to travel much so wherever is fine with me
>>128680863good post honestly didnt get the recognition it deserved
Aleks...
>>128682450I watched a video last night of a Serbian visiting Chechnya, he had a good time
>>128682413I unironically havent left the state of Ohio since 2013 so I guess I would although I'd be nervous because Ive never been on a plane or boat or left the USA
>>128682514hey bro whats up
get drew dober to post this to social mediathe hold up: he can speak english and knows what they say
downloading a dating app yesterday and some have mma has a hobby. they usually train and watch the ppvs from the questions i ask. last one gave okay reasons as to why she favors gane over jon. some want to go to chrurch like rose and some approach life like chanlder in a way.im at least top 5 (maybe p4p) best looking heemer here if we just go by facial features. 5s love me on there. matched and had long conversasions with 25-30 of them at the same time. i didnt ask for number but gave 4 mine and 2 are in love. i ghosted the rest out of shame and the one i talked to once before the date she wants. /sleem/ is on tonight so im going to get some rest now.
>>128682584You stole this from r/ufc
>>128682586ahahahah what a stupid whore
>>128682618yeah im not wasting my own time making these
>>128678470this is the face of the man that unironically would beat the living shit out of cumshot
>>128682407don't impersonate me dood
>when you hear a fine ass kween is nearby
can't believe Sage is fighting again, I had a convo with him on instagram once he's a nice dude LEGIT
>>128680780don't sleep on jack, he's a heemer
>>128682640she texted me (she asked for my number before that) at 5am. not sure if she or the iron mike one was worse. better get a girl before they get old like me becuase its tawlf b. the mma girl was younger but said she like big halwgs in her profile.
>>128680863kek
>>128682694sage is starting to wall a bit. used to be better looking
>>128682520somehow, i don't believe you
>>128682704>that messagenah b this cant be real right? what app is that delete it save your soul
europoor hours are beyond embarrassing
>>128682704>that messageWhat the fuck is going on
>>128682743late night aussie hours before invasion day celebrations tomorrow
>>128682704this reads like a caricature kek
>>128682542How's Ohio? I'm thinking about moving to a small town in the midwest
>>128682731hinge which is a popular dating app and not for hookups likek tinder. i left 19 of them with no replay in well over a day after long convos. haven't even looked at them. might if they are really cute. two called me that night and the one i answered and talked to brough up buttplay into pegging. gave me a hard time for saying its not going to happen. church girl sent the top at 8pm the night i matched and the last part is 6am
>>128682826It's cheap and has decent amount of jobs in most parts. Only bad part is january - march when the weather is cold and awful. The fall is beautiful and there's plenty of soulful old towns just keep in mind smaller towns lack as many jobs but it's easy to drive to a job in most places. Some small towns are well off, others kinda poor.
>>128682850please delete it and avoid dating apps in general, they are not a representation of reality and will only mentally heem you in the processwomen on dating apps are the equivalent of mindfucked male internet schizos if you want to fuck literally just go to bars or clubs on the weekend and have the balls to go up to multiple girls. If you're good looking like you said you'll have no problem and much more success than on dating apps, without the soul-sapping process of texting with personality-vacuums
>>128682850just noticed>you literally get fitting reply suggestionswtf man
>>128682850please don't post any more. this is awful
This thread ain't it. Peace
good thread. this is what /heem/ is all aboutlonely men engaging in anonymous internet friendships, talking about what's on their mind, mentioning MMA from time to time
>>128682939Imagine him crashing and his body flies straight into a wall and he splatters all over the place like a big trash bag full of lard
>>128682850post more, these are fucking hilarious
>>128682975yeah it is a bit pathetic
>>128682897im not a schizo but i like to shit around on the internet all day. i treied the bar thing and became addicted to whiskey because i was so confifent and good with women on it. bar women are just as bad and i don't like dancing... it seems gay. also i would lose all inhabitions and pretty much never get turned down and some cheating on other dudes with me (told me after everytime). the good thing about have a small dick with ONS is they get less pleasure and don't call you again.i regreted fucking everyone the next day. wake up at 5am and pee and drive them home/car. im quite awkward and don't smile when sober. ive kicked the booze for the most part... >>128682925yeah im over it altough i might comb through the matches and see if any are really cute. good>>128683046i don't want to scroll through it all right now and those were the worst ones . i think some might be kind of normal and cute so maybe ill reply and get some good ones
>>128683060always has been
my favorite fighter?>heem power>fights with hands down>explosive sprawl
>>128683094Paddy the baddie
>>128683094jiri?
>>128682891I'm okay with the cold
>>128683094>fights with hands downthat shit will be the end of themits near the use your chin as a weapon memeanderson is an example but hes not the only one
>>128683103yeah he arite sumtimes
>>128683110Ohio is a dump
>>128683122the brightest fires burn the quickest. enjoy it while its there.>mcgregor>omalley>figgy>jiri>reyes
>>128683136>another giant middleweight
>>128683163I could see Till winning this The other dude easy is to night and his last one not heemed by a combo thrown 2x in a row
Future oddsBo Nickal +250Khamzat -300
>>128683179you have stroke brazza? greg will just wrestle him i believe
>>128683136toilet till saw a 40 year old brazilian debutant getting kod and spammed dana's phone
>>128683213i need some sleep b
>>128683221he got peached up in the other fight too with his 3rd eye. till gets cut if he drops 6 in row or w/e
>>128683223sweet dreams bbyboi
WHEN DOES SLEEM START?????
J-Jizzysisters... is Alex still growing?
>>128678385Guys, what the fuck has happened to Dana White.A while back he was on a podcast talking about some doctor who told him he only had "2 more weeks" to live unless he radically changed his lifestyle/diet/etc. Now he looks like a wrinkly old man.
>>128679245c'est fini, next fight he'll lose all his heeming powers and lose pathetically
>>128683246Izzy is a -225 favorite at MGM right now
>>128683246for every man he heems he grows taller and wider
>>128683254he dropped the hgh along with rogan both have aged a lot in the last couple years.
>>128683246he's 6'6.5
>>128683254this witchdoctor put a worm in his brain and its unironically been downhill since then. the doctor even told him hes over working himself so what does dana do? takes on more responsibility with another task thats the most tonedeaf thing ive seen a promoter do in a long time. dana should step down not because he slapped his psychotic wife but because hes hurting himself and the sport as a whole
>>128683254he's been paying the fighters too much lately and can no longer afford Adrenochrome
>>128683136not a real fight you mongs
slappin hoes turn me to a supa heemer ay yuhfetty coke turn me to a supa heemer yuh yuh
>>128683151
>>128683547never fighting againat least glover tried to defend it
>>128683547GOATri will be back
I'm craving some ONE friday fights bros, I hope they actually put on those 50 fight nights they were talking about, CHO!
>intense stomach pain
>his boy is 35+ yrs old>thinks his boy will hold the title
>>128683789enjoy your ban you pussy, one is sick
>>128683246This is getting ridiculous. He looks like he's half a weight-class bigger than a LHW!
>>128683547jamal will heem this guy
what will ufc 300 look like
>>128683910No way. If "Weed Dreams" Hill heems Jiri I will delete my /heem/ account.
>>128684070>Live from the Apex here in Las Vegas, Nevada
>>128683179Robocop is an elite BJJer with good Judo throws and Till has no knees
>>128682586i see you in atoga are literally all of these girls youve found so far busted or have you found any better than a quick hookup
>>128684133Roxy's out here doing the damn thing
Unreal how I sit here, the goat.
>>128678454> GODne> Moves like a welterweight fr no cap> Loses decision to no knees Ngannou> Nearly gets heemed by 5.11 fat midget> Same midget that gets pulverized by Sergei Sputnik in the first 30 secondsBones has other problems in the division than Gane
Jiribros...
>>128684133Girlboss shit being the breadwinner cause you married a crackhead who lurks in bjj gyms
>>128682719I don't lie bhttps://youtu.be/eh0BhbFEm1I
>>128684070Brock vs Gane in the main event
Reminder that the webm file size limit is 4MB now
>>128684630
>>128684630I like Jamahal
>>128684630This guy is alright. Honestly think he beats Jiri.
>>128679151You thought i was joking, me.
>>128684725come on, jiri. advertising this sugary stuff?
>>128684880Jiri was never my friend Jamahal is my boy now
>all this larping from jiri and jamahal as if jiri will be ready within the next 6 months It's going to be Jamahal vs Ankalaev in June.
>>128684939Jiri's USADA suspension was only 6 months though. He will be ready
>>128684939ankalaev is a very tricky matchup for hill, will look forward to that
>>128684959Muh conspiracy
anyone else can't get into team sports, only 1v1 stuff like mma
>>128683606uh oh is that alcohol? wtf brather that is haram
>>128684880>Oh no le heckin samurai cumskin man is just LARPing his bushido lifestyle like all the others!!!
>>128685020
>>128681905almonds not included
...and they used to be BEST friends
Today we have the MMA hour, Power Slap episode 2, and the new BYM podcast.
>>128685215black yves matter podcast?
>>128685215when is sleem episode 2
>>12868524910pm est
>>128685063shut your bitch ass up nigcel
>>128684880gimmie ick only one man lives his character.
>>128685063uhhh you're chinese
>>128683254i could heem him
>>128685362based sharter
>>128685338>nicknamed the damage>gets the damage tattooed massive across his chest>sustains life altering traumatic damage during all his outingsBased and damage-pilled.
You're Schuabbing yourself>Oh shidd...
ok anyways...
>>128685362Intredasting...
I could literally kill all of you if I chose to
>>128685414you think i'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me?
>>128685362lol
>>128685414Alright... Be prepared to do that.
>>128685414tell another jackal story
>>128685439whys cody so lowwheres sergei and poatan
>>128685439>Ngubu in the s-tier>Copert, Cucksta and Vettori on the b-tier>Emmett, Candler, Goobs not in a-tierO'Cuckley all the way down to d-tier
>>128685432>>128685450>>128685464You can all laugh now, but keep that same energy when I catch up to you irl
>>128685508
>>128685439>shittori b tier powerwut
why can't he put it together?
>>128685439>daukaus vettori cannonier that high>emmet gaychi cuckler that low
>>128685548hes just not a good fighter b
>>128685548He sucks.
>>128685548scandinavian cuck mentality
>>128684630THATS WHAT SHE SAID
i miss cutelaba
>>128685439Oliveira should be A at least
>On January 10, 2023, the United States Olympic and Paralympic Committee approved Muay Thai for the 2028 Olympic Games in Los Angeles, California, United States.Will MMA ever be an Olympic sport
>>128685663not even in the top five hardest hitters at lw
>>128684880Even though samurais are romanticized historically they were the emperors goons and shilled him so is actually im character for him to do this.
>>128680105Conor McGregor makes me proud to have a double chin
>>128683136fake
>>128685414Im prepared to die.
>>128684133LMFAO
>>128680105
>>128680105his head looks Kinski-esque
>>128685670I hope not, maybe 20-30 years ago it would have been based but nowdays it would be nothing but goyslop.
Why the FUCK is it that whenever you're on the train or the bus and you hear someone fucking YAPPING into a cell phone that's on speaker so you can hear the other person they're ALWAYS 100% ALWAYS jibbering in some bizarre and tonally displeasing moon-language? Like holy shit can we fucking chill with the immigration?
>>128680105big head = harder to heem
>>128678937Based Henry 14
>>128685439What a fucking retard
What if Colby was a liberal?
hold up, should i be putting that i am disabled, received government assistance/unemployment/foodstamps, am hispanic or latino, and am non-binary on my resume?
>>128685955This.Big head + short thick neck = impossible to heem
Is diarrhea time bradda you know dis
McGregor won.
>>128686001Just how hard does Dustin hit?
I am easily the hardest hitting heemer.
>>128686020
>>128686045This was prebulk conor plus only wanted to throw hands, would have won if he fought normally.Current giga conor kills him.
>>128686046What is tony doing?
>>128686061>would have won if he fought normally.he tried that in the trilogy and got his ass beat
>>128685548He won
>>128686020Dustin has the devil's luck even he has said that in many of his fights he was hurt but got saved by something, with conor he said if he followed up his shots he wouldn't have been able to take it and with Chandler if he throw straights he would have slept.
zeem me my friend
>>128686097if a fighter didn't win, he would have lostthanks for the analysis
>>128686097because conor and chandler are both psychos good always defeats evil (unless jones is fighting)
Get da fook off my yacht YEW LITTLE RAT
>>128686068Getting a tour through the schaubrealm.
>>128686082The trilogy ended in a fluke injury.
>Chandler did more damage to Poirier than Conor
>>128686136conor lost the first round, wheres hes meant to be most dangerous, 10 8 he looked like fucking garbage
>>128686113>Meme flag iq.
>>128686156And? One round doesn't mean the rest of the fight would have gone the same.
>>128686113>flukes don't happen
>>128686194>he thinks conor gets better as the fight goes longerdo you even watch mma you spastic
>>128686205they don't. every time i hear someone use that word they are coping hard
>>128686152Chandler has more raw power but isn't as precise, Conor shots did more damage than chandler individual shots because it connects more cleanly but chandler throws more punches.
yeah i'm a jacked taiwanese boy whatup
>>128686210>What are adjustmentsDo you?
>>128686158mexican delusion, premium quality
>>128686097He's just being modest. He won those fights because both Cuckler and Gooby are pillowfisted and retarded, and because he has a stronger chin, best endurance and more heart.
>>128685984BRAZIL you're a tropical paradise all you latinx folks rock
>>128686252conor is incapable of making adjustmentsthe only one hes ever done is throwing more low kicks (which seem to do more damage to his own legs than the opponent)
>>128686306*Won those fights because of flukesThat pretty much sums up the entirety of dustin career>Max at lw>Flushed pettis in a losing streak>Flushed Eddie
>>128686322>t.doesn't watch mma
>>128686391>>128686322I'm with the bong on this one
pure, gold, mexicope. love to see it
Based jamahal
>>128686097Herb Dean said he was about to stop Poirier Hooker at the end of round 2 if it went longer
>>128686419https://twitter.com/ufc/status/1618292754726981648
>>128686320liberal Colby just lies?
>>128686399Well i guess is hard for cazzies to notice adjustments in timing and distance management.
whittaker will wrestlefuck poatan for 2 rounds and then get brutally heemed
>>128686422Poirier is essentially hooker.
>>128686472>whittaker>wrestlefuckWhy didnt he do that to jizzy?
>>128686472*Half a round>>128686480He doesn't watch mma
the biggest knock on conor is not his gastank but his inability to adapt in fights, he does what he does and if doesn't work hes fucked
>>128686480because he was winning the striking
>>128686480izzy has trained tdd for much longer and fought very conservative the second time. poatan will be more aggressive leading to some td opportunities
>>128686061I do wonder how much of Dustin beating Conor was down to size. At the ceremonial weigh in faceoffs, Dustin was noticeably much larger than Conor
bob gets kneemed
>>128686512>poatan will be more aggressive leading to some td opportunitiesPoatan always starts slow and becomes more aggressive as the fight goes on, now im convinced you don't watch mma.
whittaker fakes a td and chins chinnyton
>>128686437I just don't see Whittaker being able to avoid that left hook for 5 rounds. He relies so much on blitzing but eventually Alex will predict it and land it flush.He'll probably be ahead 3 rounds to 1, and get TKO'd
>>128686523If i remember correctly conor at the time walked at 170-175 and dustin at around 185.Maybe that factor in aswell.
New sleems tonight 10 pm eastern
me personaly im a homophobe so conor is no longer my boy. retroactively boying khabib.
>>128686563>This head is going into the bleachers mate
>>128686583Based. This is the only honorable path forward for goobcels
>>128686548Stop using words you don't know the meaning off>>128686563Pereira also has good counters with his right so i wouldn't be surprised if Pereira catches him during a blitz.I think rob best chances circling to the right and throw high kicks during combos, I don't think he will win butnif he can avoid staying in front of Pereira he night avoid the heem.
i will honor kill the goobz
>>128679996how many people has colby finished in the ufc? without counting the tyron meme finish cause even jake paul did it better
>>128686569>Two perfectly timed shots to the earnand chin>Pereira just stumbles a bitMust be demoralizing that this is the best you can do to someone.
https://youtu.be/5OKyDzuuXR8
Gerald Meerschaert will fight Joe Pyfer at #UFC287 on April 8th.
>>128686666Thanks turbo satan.
>>128686722shart by guillotine
>>128686722GM3 will gatekeep this nigga>>128686666Wasted
>>128686722I can't believe the guy that made the covid vaccine is fighting, get em shart.
stream schedule got updated for this weekend. for a weekend that everybody is saying has no mma, we are getting a lot of mma
>>128686722GM3 hits harder than PoAtan
>>128686722if these 2 just teamed up with bo nickal things would never be the same
>>128686646Usman
>>128686722shart gonna get slept by another project
>when you realize allah well send khabib to burn for eternity because he held a homosexual man for nearly 20 minutes while both were only in their underwear
anybody ever watched this German regional promotion? fun name but i doubt i could ever find streams
Why do all the /Heem/ account h8ing on powerslap have 0 followers and created in the past two months?
>>128686801Khabib beat the shit out of a gay guy. He's going to heaven b
>>128686803>4-15-0
goyslap is the reason the apex exists
>>128686722GM3 beats Alex but they are giving him some cantender series bum
>>128686766Seeing all these wgaf events…Reminds me of the days when I invented /heem/ calendars…I barely watch any fights anymore.
>>128686839somebody has the be the cans that legit fighters beat on the way up
>>128686818They are Helwani's socks
>>128686884Is this haram?
fazza also in hell
>>128686868those are the cans that other cans beat and none of them are on the way up
>>128686942cans gotta stay active and ready to catch the beatdown from legit fighters. cant just sit around waiting. they catch those beatdowns and hope a bigger promotion calls to be an easy fight for somebody. regional mma is beautiful
>>128686928Khabib sent him there to duck Tony
>>128686884
>>128686919not at all, they don't even touch
>>128686978I have known four people that have competed in regional mma. Three of them were just alcoholics who beat their girlfriends and probably couldn’t do an algebra problem. One of them was a chill dude who though karate would be enough but got demolished by a black kid.Overall, regional mma is a bit cringe. All you need to compete is a pulse and a bit of ego/desperation.
>>128684649that's pretty cool
>>128686803Went to an event in person actually
>>128686583>he's scared of gays
>>128679458>In this moment, I am euphoric
>>128687027Thanks paki
sp.com/heem
>>128687090nice. how is regional mma out there?>>128687063>probably couldn’t do an algebra problem60% of US adults cant do that
>>128679050>1 bs tko since barack obama was presidentvs>5 finish win streak in 2 yearscolbitch has to be the most boring ufc sports entertainer ever.
>>128687256It was good a bunch of guys from my gym fought there thats why i went, crowd was good would recommend and do it again
>>128679245owari da porra.
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