NO: Saints co-DC Nielsen interviews for Falcons DCDEN: Bucs to interview Klint Kubiak for OC vacancyBUF: Chargers eyeing Bills QBs coach Joe Brady for OCJAC: Bucs request interview with Jim Bob Cooter for OCSF: Panthers will not interview DeMeco Ryans for HCDAL: Pollard (ankle) should be ready by training campJAC: Baalke: Jags and Engram interested in 2023 returnGB: Schefter: Packers won't trade Rodgers to NFC teamDAL: Dan Quinn lands second interview for Cards HC jobNE: Mac Jones 'very excited' with O'Brien as new OC
>>128677142Sheisty's gonna take it all the way
For me, its the Manningcast
anybody else just kinda over this season already? boring teams is all thats left. ready for next season
49ers win easily. Cap this
Kek, found this on the front page of reddit XD
For me? Well I suppose it's Lagarious Sneed
>>128677182next year will be the one right Cowpoke?
>>128677155>Black History Month>Joe Reddit will surrender his right to an Owl and give the game to the black QB Jalen Hurts
Mahomes is looking to become the first player this century to win MVP and a SB in the same seasonThe only other QBs to do it were:60s>Bart Starr 1966>(NBA: Wilt Chamberlain 1967, Bill Russell 1961-63, 1965)70s>Terry Bradshaw 1978>(NBA: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 1971)80s>Joe Montana 1989>(NBA: Larry Bird 1984, 1986, Magic Johnson 1987, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 1980, Moses Malone 1983)90s>Steve Young 1994>Brett Favre 1996>Kurt Warner 1999>(NBA: Michael Jordan 1991, 1992, 1996, and 1998, Hakeem Olajuwon 1994)00s>2009 - only time this century where there were two worthy MVP candidates splitting the vote, and one of them won the SB. For some reason Brees (34 TD/11 INT) finished #2 in MVP vote behind Manning (33 TD/16 INT), and Brees beat Manning in the SB>NBA Shaquille O’Neal (2000), Tim Duncan (2003)10s>NFL: all chokers>NBA: LeBron James (2012, 2013), Stephen Curry (2015)20s>?but but but his ankle!last time Mahomes sprained his ankle he was unstoppable, and this time it's not even as bad as that time>This is not the first time Mahomes has had to play through a high-ankle sprain, as he suffered the same injury in Week 1 of the 2019 season.>"I think this one isn't quite as bad as that one, but they're similar," said Reid. "Sore, but not quite the same."
damar hamlin stays out on the field while a painting in his momma's attic of a bucket of fried chicken gets a little emptier every day
>>128677187I had sex with a white girl who looked like her.
This weekend during the AFCCG I will be posting something so racist it will change your life.
>>128677185Jaguars vs Chorgers
>>128677182t. fan of any team that is eliminatedstop acting like a bitcht. fan of team that is eliminated
>>128677204Even the disgusting tattooed hands?
>>128677208I'm holding you to this, Anon.
>>128677201SAY HIS NAME
>>128677182>the best teams are boringSorry no meme teams bitchboy. Your team lost just like last year
>>128677197The problem this time Mahomes actually hit Tyreek. These WR2 bums have stone hands
>>128677182no. the nfc game will be pure kino. probably better than the superbowl>t. eliminated in wild card
>>128677187XD upvoted my good sir edit: THANKS FOR THE GOLD MY GOOD SIRedit2: i just want to use my platform here to talk about how i was raped
>>128677201>>128677234the best I've ever seen an anon post was Damp Papsmear
>>128677225No not the hands, she looked surprisingly good naked.
>>128677197>Bill Russell 1961-63, 1965This guy must have been a God in the 60s
>>128677187I'd eat her pussy like a baked potato
get your laughs in now iggles fans, we comin for dat owl
>>128677252how about this*ahem**nervously adjusts tie**taps mic*ok, I got this*ahem*>tony romoscott
>>128677270Oh shit, you bought tickets already?
>>128677197How many times you gonna fuckin post this dude?
To me, the Conference Championships are the pinnacle of football SOVL. Super Bowl is too normified and commercial now.
>>128677252The thematic ones are the best.>dork pipsqueak>dock shipwreck
>>128677271>dook intsucki got the worst fucking 2nd to last digit "int" doesnt work anon
> Packers won't trade Rodgers to NFC teamYou aren’t competing without him. Just do it you pussies.
>>128677281one and two seed should just play for the NFCGG/AFCGG then the winners play in the owl. The rest play an extra week to finalize draft order.
>>128677270The only thing you're coming for is yet another burrito you fat fuck. Go see a fucking physician
Chiefs finna win another owl
You need to stop
>>128677295what NFC team would he even go to? the commies? buccaneers?
Like the idea of the jets trading for Rodgers just would not give up multiple firsts for a two year rental at most Also we gotta make sure he doesn’t throw out his shoulder jacking off while trying to send a dick pick like that last Green Bay QB we got
>>128677295why would anyone pay money for a geriatric like him when they could draft young blood from college?I'll never get it
>>128677201What name is worthy of this play?
9ers and eagles are better overall teamskinda worried for my chiefs
>>128677257It's crazy how many sports legends Boston and NYC have had. Who the hell has Philly had?
>>128677204We all have. It's a practice pig
>>128677252Doop Poopscoop will always hold a place in my heart for being the original
75 KB75 KB PNG HEY REF L KEKS, 19 MORE DAYS TIL YOUR SUPEROWL, 65 DAYS TIL REAL BASEBALL SEASON STARTS, AND NO MORE SCRIPTED NFL SEMEN SLURPING SPORTS FOR 6-7 MONTHS, SUCCKKKAAASSSS!!!! TICK TOCK! ENJOY THE SEASON WHILE IT LAST!!
>>128677346SOS babbies>Verification not required.
Anyone else hate taking a shit before you go to bed? It must be worse for you weirdos that shower before you go to bed. Like you take a shower, have to shit, then go lay in your bodily excretion for a night and then just get up and go about your day. It just feels nasty. If Eagles fan showered it'd probably be before going to sleep.
>>128677354>real baseball>there's no fake baseball
>>128677362I always try and take a dak before bed
>>128677335Makes that Colts play look reasonable in comparison. You have to wonder what was going through Dak's head when he realized he had to take a huge bite of the shit sandwich and throw it early.
>>128677204What other kind of girl are you supposed to have sex with?
>>128677257Bill Russell played against plumbers, Yogi Berra looks like a plumber
>>128677337what was this about and when
>>128677362I always take my Daks right after waking up and then immediately shower
>>128677403The ones with feminine penises.
>>128677335>fuck it zeke's down there somew....no he's just down
>>12867736049ers: .417Chiefs: .453Eagles: .474Bengals: .524
>>128677288I like Swab Poopdeck
>>128677347Rocky. Because no one gives a fuck about your over rated ass city.
>>128677403Idk maybe one who looks like this. Bengals vs Eagles in the Super Bowl btw.
aaron rodgers will be a jet, and he will send a dick pic to another cheerleader
>>128677347Joe Frazier, Richie Ashburn, Mike Schmidt, Connie Mack, Wilt Chamberlain, Nick Foles, etc
Was anyone here at this game ?
LOCKED, STOCKED, AND BROCKEDWE GOING BIRD SHOOTIN' BOYS, WOO!
>>128677347wilt chamberlaindr jallen iverson
Did anyone make a webm of davonte smith stealing from the donation pot on dallas?
>>128677421This is what any sane person would do. Imagine feeling like you had a little bit of Dak in your ass all night, you might feel like a guy who's getting top tier runningback money while playing rb2.
>>128677493I think I remember the highlights of that game. Oklahoma, obviously, was the far more talented team, which makes what Purdy did very impressive.Someone commented that it's kind of ridiculous that Purdy slipped all the way to the very last pick. He wasn't an unknown quality, he put up great numbers at Iowa State. Why didn't someone spend a third round or fourth round pick on him? He probably didn't deserve to be a first rounder but it's wild that he fell as far as he did.
>>128677421>wake up>take a zeke>lay in bed for a bit>smoke a cigarette>take a dak>get my clothes together>take a shower
>>128677498Purdy gettin pressured and iggles gonna scheme for Bosa. It's over gaysanfranfan
Praying that washed Fraudgers stays in green gay instead of fetching them a haul
Reddit has better football discussion
>>128677498let's go Niners
>>128677194He’s such an SJW I’m sure this thought has crossed his mind
>>128677493>>128677547I watched the highlights last thread, fun game>Ben Davis calling the game>Purdy dink and dunking, handing off to Breece Hall>Purdy had a few medium range passes to open WRs >Purdy running the read option, scrambling for 1st downs, and QB powers lol>Hurts dink and dunking for huge yac to CD Lamb>Hurts power running for 1st downs and TDs>Hurts throwing dragons once or twice>Hurts threw a bad INT on what should've been a throw away>neither defense is very good, a bunch of missed INTs and tackles>Oklahoma has a huge lead, Iowa State comes back in garbage time>Iowa scores a TD to make it 42-41>goes for 2 points to win the game>Purdy gets picked in the endzone as he is pressuredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbA4UK2OiWo
>>128677557Stay there then.
Someone who has got the vaccine and boosted. I don't believe it has any bearing on Hamlin's injury but why won't he do just one short interview?We just want one interview and that's all, literally less than 5 minutes to get his take. It feels like someone trying to tell you Santa is still real as a kid.
>>128677521That faggot can't fuck anybody's day up
>>128677521would be funny if it manages to fix zach. that little twat needs someone to force him to get better.
>>128677547He doesn't even look good. Chill
>>128677581If I had to spend a day with him, it'd fuck my day up.
Who are the Messi and Ronaldo in the NFL?
>>128677346You should be worried about the Bengals. Mahomes is going to be playing on an injured ankle this Sunday and that might not be enough against the Bengals.By the Super Bowl, his ankle should be healed up enough that he'll be playing at 100%.
>>128677581Jets fans tho
>>128677595left: peytonright: brady
>>128677595Dak and himself
>>128677595>manlet poser with statsBrees>homosex with statsRodgers
>>128677595Nobody. Also messi and ronaldo play different positions kek
>>128677595Messi: Lamar JacksonRonaldo: Lamar JacksonI don’t know anything about Ronaldo and Messi, except they are both famous soccerers
>>128677595manning/brady>B-B-BUT BRADY WON THREE MORE TIMES!
2021 standings vs 2022 standings
>>128677521>Rodgers joins the Jets >Zach forces him to look at straight MILF porn
>>128677471I have a girl friend that looks like this and she's a sticc, Im not into sticcs...
>>128677666>a team finishing 3-13-1 in back to back seasonsweird
Sincerely hope we get this image again with Prescott in place of Romo and the jersey of a newly drafted QB.
My packies :)
>>128677796half of this fucking thread isnt sports
>>128677701Had a hot philippine baby sitter when I was a kid and had some super hot hispanic teacher in grade schoolThat's how I knew I wasn't the gay
What are we thinking for bets this week lads? What’s the verdict on eagles and bengals both to cover?
>>128677725That was actually a good game until that attempt at a final drive by the Cowboys. Once Dak almost threw that pick six, I knew they weren't coming back and I felt decieved for actually believing the Cowboys would do something.
Got Better:>Eagles>Giants>Lions>Jaguars>VikingsStagnated (got a bit better):>49ers>Chiefs>Bills>Bengals>Chargers>Commanders>Jets>Seahawks>RavensStagnated (the same exact record lol):>Cowboys>Steelers>Dolphins>FalconsStagnated (got a bit worse):>Browns>Panthers>TexansGot Worse:>Packers>Buccaneers>Titans>Rams>Cardinals>Raiders>Patriots>Saints>Colts>Broncos>Bears
At least pat bev plays defence, this guy does nothing
>>128677820im a little sketched out by bengals chiefs but i think the eagles look solid, this is the round rookie qbs tend to lose and the cowboys played them close with dak playing like shit
>>128677836The 49ers got better. Their offensive line improved despite having 3 new starters on the interior. Aiyuk developed into a true number 1 receiver. They traded for CMC. The defensive line and linebackers stayed the same but they were already among the best in the league. They got a real number 1 corner and the safety play improved.
>>128677836>Got worse>BroncosL-Let's ride......
>>128677836the bengals unironically look way better than last yearlast year they looked like a meme team this year they look like favorites
>Refchads, are we ready?
>>128677561indeed we outchea etc etc
>>128677875I heard Lock was the sticking point. Broncos wouldn't part ways with the legend
>>128677871>>128677877I'm basis that off of pure record. 49ers were 10-7 last year, they're 13-4 this year. They got a bit better record wise, but the top tier got much better record wise. Giants and Lions went from 4-13 and 3-13-1 to 9-7-1 and 9-8. Thats a big jump.
>>128677878when he makes calls notice any ego showing through, its usually very obvious
>>128677878Cheffers is hard but fair. Anyone who accuses him of refball is a whiny bitch.
>>128677877Playoff Arrowhead is a dangerous place, not sure if they can repeat
>>128677725I'd pay to see Jerry's reaction
>>128677557They probably think that Fields is a good qb, everything they say can be safely disregarded.
>>128677903i do have a bad feeling about that gamei still think bengals should be underdogs, mainly because it seems theyre due a loss to the chiefs
>>128677903I'm not sure the Chiefs can beat the Bengals with a hobbled Mahomes. You can pull off that kind of shit against the Jags but the Bengals already have your number.Before the Mahomes injury, I was favoring the Chiefs in the rematch but if he's not 100%, then I fail to see how the Chiefs beat the Bengals on Sunday.
>The Cowboys-49ers game Sunday averaged 45.7 million viewers on Fox, according to Fox Sports. That is the second-highest viewership ever for an NFL divisional-round playoff game.
Is he for real?
>>128677809Cheers anonMy parents told me I rub asses of my pre-school teacher when I was a kid. I'll never be gay like Rodgers or Tom
>>128677894Tbf records themselves can be misleading (see minnesota)Point differential/Pythagorian wins better metric for year over year improvement
>>12867791725 years from now, when the Cowboys are the team everyone thinks about like we think of the Browns/Jets/Lions now, this will be the moment we look back on when it all when to complete doo doo
>>128677973>is media baiting attention seeking soiboi for real?
>>128677973a lot of these talking heads are just fans of certain teams and don't care to hide their bias
>>128677973Yes though Hurts didnt look good last year. This guy is an idiot still. That Mike Florio talking to his gay black lover is some of the saddest pro football talk I've seen.
>>128678000What we do in life echoes in eternity or some shit
>>128677201Say my name
>>128677182I'm just tired of poor quality of play this year. Have the coaches collectively decided to be retarded?
>>128677197>nbgayOh hey Nick
>>128678054Piss Picksock, apparently
>>128677953Cowboys are the most popular team, Whiners are near the top.
>>128678067Dude looks like a nazi propaganda poster of what jews look like
>>128678065The bottom fell out of most of the mainstays from the last decade, next year probably won't be much better. Probably the worst set of playoff teams ever this year.
I love having my balls sucked on more than anything when gettin head. I'm straight but i have a fantasy of a smooth femboy niners fan in a Kittle jersey sucking on my balls and i drain my load down his throat as the Eagles humiliate the faggots team.
>>128677973They're the same QB with different levels of talent around them.
>>128677994I know, it's interesting to look at though, I updated it because I had some mistakes:Got Better:>Lions (+6)>Jaguars (+6)**>Eagles (+5)**>Giants (+5)**>Vikings (+5)**Stagnated (got a bit better):>49ers (+3)*, **>Jets (+3)>Chiefs (+2)* **>Bills (+2)* **>Bengals (+2)* **>Seahawks (+2)**>Ravens (+2)* **>Panthers (+2)>Chargers (+1)**>Commanders (+1)Stagnated (the same exact record lol):>Cowboys (+/- 0)* **>Steelers (+/- 0)>Dolphins (+/- 0)**>Falcons (+/- 0)Stagnated (got a bit worse):>Bears (-3)>Patriots (-2)*>Saints (-2)>Broncos (-2)>Browns (-1)>Texans (-1)Got Worse:>Rams (-7)*>Cardinals (-7)*>Packers (-5)*>Buccaneers (-5)* **>Titans (-5)*>Colts (-5)>Raiders (-4)**Made Playoffs last year**Made Playoffs this year
Realistically can the bengals o line hold up against the eagles pass rush which had 70 fucking sacks? Can they even hold up against the 49ers or Chiefs both of which also had good pass rushes? If so then the bengals can win it all
>>128677973Chris Simms is a retard>>128678098Daniel Jones isn't even average. Hurts was at least average last year, yet Simms had him as the 40th ranked QB or something, in the NFL. Behind backups.
>>128678108Nah bruh they finna be the 2020s Bills.
>>128678108Bengals are about to get two of their three injured offensive linemen back.
>>128678108They'll dink and dunk to counter the pass rushes, but the Eagles are the best pass defense in the league so I think they'd lose to the Eagles. They could beat the Chiefs with the dink and dunk, but would have trouble beating the 49ers.
>>128678108Chris Jones finna fuck their day upStill gonna be a 1 score game though
Here are the only tier 1 and 2 guys (aka guys you can reasonably win a championship with)Tier 1>mahomes>burrow>allen>hurtsTier 2>lawrence>herbert>jackson>rodgersThat’s really it, Brady isn’t a tier 1 or 2 guy anymore. Purdy may be a tier 2 guy
>>128678124they should keep carman on tackleWilliams is AIDS
>>128677201Rolling for 322
>>128678136Brady is still tier 2. Despite the terrible bucs team he ended the season with the 3rd highest passing yards, but he's not a play maker so isn't tier 1. Idk if Lamar is tier 2 though.
>>128678108Burrow was the best quick throw QB this year by quite a bit and did so with heavy volume. It doesn't matter as much as people think
>>128678161>3rd highest passing yards,Because he threw it more than anyone in the league
>only sport I watch regularly anymore is the NFL>haven't missed a 49ers game since around 1998, maybe im misremembering, but definitely not since alex smith was drafted>dont even remember the 49ers/chargers super bowl was only a few years old>realize that even if the niners win this sunday and even win the super bowl, i would be happy for some fleeting minutes/hours then realize my life is still god awful>probably wouldn't even attend a parade because i have no one to go with anywayis this what severe depression is
>>128678108Harbaugh is from the Eagles and will give them everything he has on Burrow. Bungles are guaranteed to lose back to back superbowls unless the queefs can save them from that embarrassment.
>>128678065It feels like we've had some great heights but more incredibly awful lows.
>>128678170That's one of those things not many people are talking about. This bengals Oline is just as bad as last year but Burrow is throwing shallow quick stuff so much more than last year so the protection stats *look* better
>>128677182its clearly the 4 best teams left
>>128678170I remember that nigga getting sacked, like a lot
>>128678188Why not go to the parade? You will have a common interest with everyone there so it should be easy to make some new friends
>>128678188Go to the parade by yourself
>>128678161Idk Brady’s age is becoming apparently and he looked dreadful in that playoff game. Lamar I think is low to mid tier 2, his stats extrapolated to a full season this year would’ve been 28 total td and 9 int, that’s solid and he would’ve been way more effective than their backup. Lamar’s biggest struggle is consistency, when he is on, he’s a freak, but he can easily have a very lousy game too
>>128678173Because the bucs had the worst running game in the league ranked 32, 10 yards per game less than the fucking texans ranked 31. He actually had to. People make fun of the Chargers for having no run game, but they had 13 yards per game more than the bucs lol. >>128678234>his stats extrapolated to a full seasonWe've seen him in full seasons, and in the playoffs.
>>128678207He’s really not that bad, i never said he was a tier 1 guy. Would you seriously take a mediocre qb like cuck cousins or fucking mac jones over him?
>>128677299t. bills fan
>>128678234Honestly I'm excited to see Lamar in a new offense. He actually did a ton of pro concepts in college and did it well, but Greg Roman has his system ofc
>>128678222What the cheifs will do to burrow after they win
>>128678222fucking hell, manwhy would you post this?
>>128678240Yeah and he did win mvp. Baltimore is undeniably worse off without him, and the level of qb play in the nfl isn’t as good as you think it is. Only a few guys really are better
>>128678243I'd take Cousins over Lamar, but not Jones.
>>128678222he ate his fucking heart
>>128678213>>128678232the thought of being in a huge crowd like that especially alone terrifies me
>>128678208Yeah but the Bengals make their long developing plays count. If Burrow has the ball for 4 seconds it's a lot more likely to be a big play. Bengals offense doesn't do 4 second 8 yard passes. You better get to him in 3 seconds or you're going to get torched
>>128678240I feel like we're saying the same thing. The running game was bad, so Brady threw a lot, so Brady had a lot of passing yards. Because he threw the ball at a higher rate than other qbs he ended up with more yards. Therefore just because he had the most passing yards, it doesn't mean he had the best year, or even a top 8 year
>>128678259Kirk cousins is just andy dalton 2.0 imo, he’s fine but he will never ever get you over the hump imo. That being said Lamar hasn’t won many playoff games either. I think lamar is more self sufficient though and can work with less
>>128678256>Baltimore is undeniably worse off without himThat's because they legitimately hired their OC to form a college meme tier offense around Lamar, then got two clones each a step down from each other and Lamar. Without Lamar they can run a real offense lol.
>>128678252lmaothe mutt is injured and the Bengals D is fucking savage
>>128678219I love that the image uses two really delusional fanbases. Dude is gonna be crying on the sidelines again.
>>128678269But you won't be alone anon, you'll be among future frens
>>128678280Guess we’ll see this next season how he looks in a different style offense. His passing motions do look better than they have in the past
>>128678271Queefs have a good pass rush with Jones and ClarkDude isn't getting 4 seconds
Who do you think the most overrated qb is in football? I honestly think it might be herbert. His arm is huge but sometimes i feel like i’m looking at jay cutler 2.0
>>128678269>terrifies meWhy? Do you think people are focused on you? They aren't. Just act normal.
>>128678222oh no is he died? ?????LOL
>>128678290The last time Christian McCaffrey played in Philadelphia the Eagles blew a 17-0 fourth quarter lead and lost 21-17
The bills hadn't lost by more than 6 in 25 games
>>128678275Brady was 3rd in yards, 9th in completion %, 8th in TDs with 25 and only 9 INTs on a terrible team. I don't even like Brady but saying he's washed is nonsense. He can still throw dragons as well as any elite QB right now, he was just throwing it to a washed Julio Jones, Mike Evans who couldn't seem to run a route, no good TEs, that Gage guy who got heemed. With no run game lol.
>>128677595Simpletons and diva groupies need one guy to focus on and beat off to and for a cult to latch on toIn soccer that was just Messi/Ronaldo (which left Lewy/Zlatan/etc free of their stink)In the NFL, fortunately it was just Brady as the lighting rod for all the incels, which left Peyton Manning/Rodgers/Brees free off their stinkAs for this next gen, it's going to be interesting to see who the incels latch on to as there are so many good ones, but hopefully it's not another Brady or Messi/Ronaldo situation that were the dark eras for both of those sports with so much most incel frenzy going on focus one just one or two guys
>>128678139spot on brother. nailed it again
>>128678234Yeah, Brady hit the wall. Hard. Sucks, but it'll happen to all of us.
Eagles team seem to be on cruise control to the Owl but fans are nervous. Niners fans are looking past the eagles and seem to be overconfident
>>128678294I saw him miss a ton of passes this year desu. But if he goes somewhere, it's likely that team adopts the Ravens system, but the Ravens without Lamar will go away from that system not the other way around.
>>128678312So if i’m reading this graph right the eagles and 49ers are better in both offense and defense than the bengals or chiefs and the chiefs have a better offense than anyone but a worse defense while the 49ers have the best defense
>>128678065There are literally 0 truly elite teams this year. None of the meme squads left would be Owl contenders most seasons. They stand out only because of how bad everyone else has sucked.
>>1286783239er Eagles gonna be better than the owl
>>128678312the Hamlin incident mind broke themwhy?because he's fucking dead
>>128678323Hate to say it, but the fucking putrid nanners have a real shot at winning it all. Fuck
>>128678100I wonder if the Bucs are the only team to win 5 fewer games than the year before but still make the playoffs.
>>128678310Meaningless. We'll see what happens Sunday. 9ers score 19 again and they lose
>>128678323>Niners fans are looking past the eagles and seem to be overconfidentSeriously? LMFAO. Eagles fans know how good the 49ers are, I guess they don't understand how good this Eagles team has been this year. >>128678312>>128678328Basically, the Eagles are the most well rounded team, 49ers have the elite defense, Chiefs have the elite offense, and the Bengals are slightly less well rounded then the Eagles.
>>128678307Josh Allen. He's better at punching on weak teams but early career Allen tends to come out in important spots. Also probably going to break himself early trying to go all in for a first owl.
>>128678330>There are literally 0 truly elite teamshut up you crybaby bitch All 4 of the elite teams are going to a championship
>>128678318I didn't say Brady is washed, all I said is he's not a top 8 QBEvery single nfc south team would trade weapons with Tampa in a heartbeatEvery single afc south team would trade weapons with Tampa in a heartbeatBesides the bengals every afc north team would trade weapons with Tampa in a heartbeat
>>128678310When was that? Because I remember the Eagles beating the Panthers last year but don't remember the last time they were in Philly.
I can't wait for the reaction to the Eagles losing the NFCCG knowing that Philly used extremely aggressive superteam-building tactics this year and will be staring down an offseason roster shoah without a ring to show for it.
>>128678327He was top 10 in qbr believe it or not, but i do think he functions best in a system with his skills and if i got a new qb i wouldn’t keep that system
Are the Seahawks gonna fuck up their draft? If so, how?
>>128678307Its obviously Lamar. Man, I would have loved for the Ravens to pull that win off and see the media damage control on Lamar and still make excuses that he should be paid a ludicrous guaranteed amount.
>>128678368That was the 2018 game where Eric Reid lost his mind at Malcolm Jenkins. He almost had the game-ending INT of Wentz in the fourth quarter but it got overturned because Wentz was a golden boy at the time and the NFL couldn't allow le bad kneeling man to upstage him.It was also the last great comeback of Cam Newton's career before his shoulder got taken out.
iggles fans cant cope with the fact they have a black runningback qb
>>128678374The entire offense is back except Sanders, and on defense Howie can sign most of them except one or two then can draft their replacements with the #10 overall and I guess what would be the 29th or 30th overall pick. Not really that big of a deal, the loss would suck but this team improved way more than 95% of Eagles fans thought it could. I wanted them to improve, fight for the division, and win a playoff game (wild card likely). This season has already been a success for me, it'd be great if they won it all of course.
>>128678383QBR loves running qbsBut so do I. Come to Atlanta Lamar!
>>128678337They're done this weekend. Qb is an important position for a reason and they don't have an all time goated defense though it's great.
how is the nfl going to get away with hamlin being dead/in a vegetative state using a body double?
>>128677354Oh boy, can't wait for another season of Pirates baseball
Top 10 qbs1. Mahomes2. Burrow3. Hurts4. Lawrence5. Allen6. Herbert7. Brady8. Rodgers9. Purdy10. JacksonTua is a fucking vegetable and cuck cousins and dak aren’t good
>>128678415You couldn't even take advantage of Mariota's skills. Please...
>>128678423Didn't nick foles win a super bowl? If you have a good system the backup can win an owl
>>128678383Well he missed 5 games. >>128678428He turned around his drafting the past few years actually and he admitted his mistakes by moving on from JJAW and Reagor. You now remember Reagor and JJAW were WR1 and WR3. And Greg Ward.
>>128678415He’d be in such an easy division if he went there, falcons aren’t as awful as people think
>>128678412Seen a few of his games and dude seems like he can pass when he needs to
>>128678434Keep sleeping on JG
>>128678434Oh fucking hell. Burrow is #1 right now. He's out of his fucking mind.
>>128678446Foles wasn't a rookie, he'd been in the league for iirc 4 years by then. He wasn't game managing either, he was running the offense and making elite plays. >>128678412Probably a seething Giants fan who thought they found the next retard Manning but is actually just a retard.
>>128678469I really wonder if he’s a one hit wonder or not, but i am glad he turned around his career, that draft has 1 decent qb now
>>128678374The problem with that faggotry is you're like 99% gonna be right when you call teams frauds ir hate them and they inevitably don't win the super bowl. Just say you'll seethe if the eagles win
>>128678434Mutt is injured. That drops him down at least 5 spots.
>>128678500Besides the owl loss, was he even that bad in LA? I don't remember him being terrible at all.
>>128677142My Steelers ):
>>128678452Howie Roseman is great at free agency and at absolutely ratfucking other teams in trades to the point that it costs people their job. He's not great at drafting even if he's good at stockpiling draft picks.
>>128678476>>128678514Going off of regular season, Mahomes had a slightly better season with less talent. Playoff qb rankings yeah he’d be 1st. Also goff may be 10 instead of lamar
>>128678469get this baseball bullshit out of here
>>128678514Just like he's not going to the AFCCG game lolYour mutt hating faggotry is endless
>>128678496Daniel Jones is elite and Foles was a system/O-Linebabby just like every other Eagles QB since 2013
>>128678423Purdy is game managing very fucking well. He knows the system inside and out. The putrid nanners are a real threat.
>>1286784965 years, actually. he was drafted in 2012
>>128678500Good line=Goff is greatNot good line=Goof is shitHe's the most temperamental QB to how well his line is protecting him in the league and always has been. Detroit has a good line
>>128678517He showed his draft spot sometimes but they also came along with some goofs. He's probably benefited a lot from not having coked out McVay biting his ankles after every play.
5 consecutive AFCCGs2 owls 1 ringDeal with it you massive faggots
How many owl do i think each franchise guy wins over career?>mahomes 3>burrow 2>lawrence 1>hurts 2>tua 0, gets to afc championship once>allen 0, makes 2 and loses both>lamar 0, makes it once and loses>herbert 0, makes it once and loses>Fields 0, nfc divisional onceAgree or disagree?
>>128678597I just hope everyone has fun, gets some exercise, and makes some new friends
>>128678597You forgot Dak homie
>>128678553They're not winning in philly. He looked like shit against dallas. 9ers are the most overrated team left.
>>128677547Was listening to the Sirianni presser where they asked him his opinion of Purdy, and Sirianni was saying he's got best friends (old teammates/roommates) that now are now at Iowa State, and with Purdy he kept saying "you saw what he did for that program"Looking it up, he led them to the program's first ever New Years Six bowl (in same stadium the Super Bowl is in this year)
>>128678629Yeah he ain’t getting past divisional
>>128678587We can't have that.
Bros a 69ers fan on Twitter is shitting on the Eagles for their strength of schedule, how should I break the news to him?
>>128678642Fuck he's literally Tim Brody. Jk he's shit
After the somewhat drought like years from 2006 to 2016, excepting 2012, is anyone else happy we have a lot of good young qbs now?
>>128678525Just since 2018 in the draft:>Goedert (2nd round)>Maddox (4th)>Sweat (4th)>Mailata (7th)>Dillard (1st)>Sanders (2nd)JJAW (2nd)Reagor (1st)>Hurts (2nd)>Kvon Wallace (4th)>Driscoll (4th)>Quez (6th)>Devonta Smith (1st)>Dickerson (2nd)>Gainwell (5th)>Jordan Davis (1st)>Cam Jurgens (2nd), Kelce's handpicked replacement>Nakobe Dean (3rd)His huge misses came with those two WR busts. It happens. Many people think he was trying to be le smartest person in the room, then realized fuck that just take Alabama and Georgia players.
>>128678656After Sunday, he'll only have rough gay sex to root for
>>128678642Yea Sirianni was really praising Purdy and what he did in college desu. I listened to that too. >>128678649I wished that faggot thibodeaux broke his neck trying to tackle Hurts, would've been the best moment in the giants-Eagles rivalry since the last miracle at the meadow lands.
>>128678525Remember when fucking chip kelly sidelined howie roseman and then he got his job back. Also i don’t know why but when i picture howie roseman i get howie long
>>128678700>Remember when fucking chip kelly sidelined howie roseman and then he got his job backThat legitimately led to Doug leaving. Doug wanted the power Chip had, and Lurie will likely never give that power to a coach again. Doug deserved it desu, but Lurie wasn't going to do it.
>>128678446Eagles had a bad record, along with the other NFC east.
>>128678716I’m not an eagles fan myself but i thought it was bizarre a winning coach like doug got fired and now he is with jax turning them around too. They were smart and probably saved lawrences career too
>>128678597Hurts has about a 3 year window to win one, if he doesn't then it's over. Someone was talking about a stat that if a coach and QB don't win an owl within the first 5 years they're together, they never have in NFL history.
The AFC doesn't have what it takes to bear the Eagles
>>128678736Chip traded away half the team then crashed hard, so the Eagles organization will likely never let that happen again. No one hates Doug at all in Philly, he was cheered when the Jaguars came to Philly. Wentz is a different story because he wanted out when shit looked bad.
>>128678597Burrow will never win a superbowl on the bengals
>>128678742The nfc championship is for the super bowl, just like it's been every year since Brady left
>>128678742>beagle fans this cocky after a win over daniel jones throwing to no one
>>128678367Yes, but he needs more than just good weapons to win. He needs a good o-line, good running game, elite defense, good coaching, good special teams, and a weak opponent.
Trevor is gonna make the jump next year, right? He should become a top 5 QB. This was a great year for him and the Jags.
>>128678791Remember when everyone said the Eagles were one and done because minshew lost 2 games and Hurts had a regular season preseason game? Also remember when people were without irony calling the Giants and specifically Daniel Jones elite for beating the vikings in the same way they lost to them?
>>128677142>I don't care what people say about me!>spend 10 minutes telling about how much you don't care what people say about him>I'm not offended like woke people>I'm not a victim>but people only dislike me because I didn't take the vax and pfizer and moderna sponsor the various companies so they tell their sportscasters to talk bad about meWhy is he like this bros?
>>128678741Stabler and madden did it in XI and that was it, though stabler didn’t start full time till 1973
>>128678810anyone who said the eagles were one and done was a dumbass i think theyll make the super bowl but theyre facing a 3rd string qb next the nfc sucks
>>128678804Yeah he should, his division is awful and he has an excellent coach
you WILL watch another MUTT and WIGGER owl and YOU WILL like it
>>128678812thats just how fags act
>>128678804No doubt. Pederson and Lawrence are already ahead of schedule imo. They won their division, won a playoff game, and were legitimately in the game against the Chiefs. If they can get another offensive weapon or two, then some help on defense, they'll easily win over 10 games in the AFCS.
>>128678589>1 ring>4 heartbreaksYou and I both know that you’d trade the last 5 years for 2 owl wins and 3 missed playoffs.
>>128677347>Rocky>Kevin Bacon (Tom Brady), whose dad was head of the Philadelphia City Planning Commission ("Guiding the orderly growth and development of the City of Philadelphia")>Kobe Bryant (born and raised Philly up until he was draft except for stint in Italy when he was in grammar school, coming back to Philly over the summers to play in a basketball league)
>>128678741>he’s rightWtf, the only one that’s debated is madden and stabler since stabler was on the team since 1970
>>128678812thank you based lions for removing this faggot
eagles lose to the 69ers same way they lost to the Cumhandlersmutthomes stomps the 69ers in theowlgoydell and the media fund a 24/7 Mahomes tv channel that's free over the air
>>128678812I dislike him far more than your average NFL consoomer, but you’d have to be willfully ignorant if you didn’t notice the entire media turn on him after the vaxx drama
How much help did Purdy get in the training camp compared to Trey Lance and Jimmy G? Did he pretty much just get thrown in to the fire with minimal prep? Will the off-season training help him a lot?
>>128678878Last one I swear
>>128677380That's false no with NL having DH real baseball is dead. Fuck that rule ill die mad about and tell my kids their favorites can't compare to mine because of that rule
>the pats really hired Bill O'Brien again as an OC
Jalen Hurts 2021 passing (missed two games):>21st in yards (3,144)>24th in completion percentage (61.3)>15th in average yards per pass (7.3)>23rd in passing yards per game (209.6)>21st in passing TDs (16)>9 INTs>19th in QBR (54.6)>21st in passer rating (87.2)Jalen Hurts 2022 passing (missed two games):>10th in yards (3,701)>11th in completion percentage (66.5)>3rd in average yards per pass (8)>9th in passing yards per game (246.7)>14th in passing TDs (22)>only 6 INTs>4th in both QBR (66.3) and passer rating (101.6)That's not just AJ Brown lol
>>128678850Burrow after this weekend
>>128678589>5 consecutive AFCCGs>1 ringOHNONONOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>128678941looks almost identical, what am i not seeing?
Maria Taylor owes me slippery, frantic breeding sex.
>>128678312Chiefs haven't lost by more than 7 since the titans game last year
hit dat bitch wif dat stinky boola
>>128678918They did but I think a lot of that had to do with him misleading, constantly sparring with the media, then comparing himself to MLK. He sometimes gets criticism that he doesn't deserve for sure, but he definitely instigates.He should have just said he doesn't want to take the vax for X reasons and not been a faggot about it instead of saying it's a witch hunt and he doesn't care and he's not a victim but everyone's after him
>>128678965>what am i not seeing?The improvement in every single statistic listed. Rushing stats are the same though, besides the number of rushes and yards per carry being down due to the QB sneak autismJalen Hurts 2021 rushing:>760 rushing yards>165 rushes>4.6 yards per carry>50.7 rushing yards per game>13 rushing TDsJalen Hurts 2022 rushing: >784 rushing yards>139 rushes>5.6 yards per carry>52.3 rushing yards per game>10 rushing TDs
>>128678991He's the only person who posts that, just let him have his sportsfu. >>128678992Shit, flip them. Top is 2022 and bottom is 2021.
>>128678812>but people only dislike me because I didn't take the vax and pfizer and moderna sponsor the various companies so they tell their sportscasters to talk bad about meThat’s…pretty much exactly what happened although other players (Kyrie) got far worse backlash than he did. Pfizer runs constant ads on sports games and they’re running ads on the media networks like ESPN.
>>128679010>marvel is now gay as fuck as well>inb4 always wasmore gay now, c'mon, give me that much.
>>128678991i want them both to take turns squatting over my face and pissing into my mouth
>>128677197if anyone wants to go troll /nba/, everyone is freaking out right now as Lebron James went off tonight (46 pts/8 rbs/7 asst, 9 three pointers made) and just became the first player in NBA history to score 40 against every team in the league
>>128677201SAY MY NAME
>>128679037this but only if they have penises. still sad my cowboys lost
>>128678991Breeding tall, athletic women is insanely based and is something that only I should be allowed to enjoy.
>>128678991honest question how are people able to focus working with women this hot?
>>128679062selfish greedy faggabond. share the amazons with some of us, you greedy lil faghanded sneak-artist.
>>128679049No I never will
>>128679074you don't. you get baited into a sexual lawsuit.
>>128679079>NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SHARE!Shant.
>>128679074Hot women are a dime a dozen in the TV industry. Probably get used to it and keep it to yourself.
>>128679079Kek this post made me think of the DeRape ass fingerer pasta
>>128679094What if we were to exterminate all womyn?
Ashley Brewer mogs all of your autists analyst waifus
You ever fingered a guy's ass? You ever fingered a guy... look at me. You ever fingered a guy's ass? Let me see how you do it. Show me your finger when you finger a guy's ass. Come on. Show me your finger. Show me your finger. What's the big fucking deal? You've fingered guys' asses before, haven't you? Come on. Show me how you finger a guy's ass, you hear me? Show me how you finger a... just turn around. Show me how you finger a guy's ass, I'm fucking serious. Show me how you finger a guy's ass. It's the last time I'm going to ask you or I'm taking you in, you hear me? Show me how you finger a guy's ass. Show me with your finger, show me with your finger. Come on, spit that peanut oil out. Give me that peanut oil. Give me the fucking peanut oil. Show me how you finger a guy's ass. Come on, show me. Show me. Show me. Open your finger. Open your finger and show me. Show me. Open your finger. Open your finger. That's it. Show me, like that. Like that. Come on, you little fuck. Come on, you little fuck. Show me. That's it. You close your eyes and put that fucking finger in my ass. Come on, that's it. You finger it. You finger it up. You finger it the fuck up. You finger it up. You like fingering ass? Come on baby, show me your finger. Show me that fucking finger. Show it to me. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. You like fingering ass? You like fingering ass, you little fuck? You like fingering a fucking ass? Come on. Open your finger. Open your finger and put that fucking finger in my ass. In my ass, you little fucking assfingerer. You little fucking assfingerer, put it in my fucking ass. Come on. Open me up and take that fucking peanut oil. Go ahead.
>>128679122>she's 31Wtf, I thought she was a lot older.
>>128679126Oh hey, it's the pose Zeke was in on the final play of the Cowboys game
its okay to punch women. its fine.
>>128679150Torture and kill womyn. Every single one.
>>128679150Thanks Ray. Ill keep that in mind going forward.
The meme reverses with deebo didnt look as punishing this week
>>128679150I can heem everyone ITT, but I don't want to.
Its almost midnight. You know what that means, yup, its late night China food.
eli apple is my fav player in the league. below avg corner, the weakest link on his team's d, but trolls his haters all week anyway. doesn't matter if he had a good game or a bad game and got cooked, he'll still be online talking shit. can't teach that level of dedication to the craft.
>>128679174so you think you can heem with the best of them, do ya? im a bit of a heemster myself.
>>128679156okay calm down spaz lol
>>128679173I've watched a few 49ers games this year and this last game didn't seems as flowing with the playcalling. It was either the cowboys defense or Shanahan did something different playcalling wise.
Look I’m not saying the Damar thing is true. But if it weren’t true, it shouldn’t be too difficult to just post a face video.
>>128679201The hero we need
I wanna fuck the raiders, 49ers, chargers and rams cheerleaders..
>>128679214I hate my mom and most females I've ever come across. She died 8 years ago
how kino were 90's karate movies? they had heems with light sprinkles of comedy in them. always some tiny guy heeming an entire squadron of purse snatchers.
>>128679217I watched less and Purdy looked like shit. They lose bigly if they do that in philly.
>>128679250I ain't fuckin you
>>128679268No retard. I get the cheerleaders first then maybe you after.
>>128679217Shanny couldn't get anything to work. if i had to guess, everyone on the field, dallas defense included, they were all just way too jacked up with emotion for the game. Shanny all about the braingames, but sometimes you gotta be a matador instead.
>>128679238bro...time to let it go and be better than her.
>>128679201I was going to say he belongs in the NFC East with his mentality or that he's a Midwest boy(played at Ohio State in college) with northeastern sensibilites, looked up where he's from>Philadelphiaexplains it all
>>128679274You'll get what I leave you
>>128678551>Daniel Jones is eliteI'm not even joking when I'm saying that I would take QBs like Dalton, Minshew, or Heinicke over Danny Dogshit.This is the stats that he wants 35 Mil a year plus tip for.>He never had any help!He's had Barkely, Slayton, Engram, and a decent enough O Line this year to give him time in the pocket and run the ball.New York media is fucking delusional.
>>128679307His offensive coordinator in 2020-21 was Jason Garrett>SlaytonIs extremely inconsistent and probably wouldn't be good with another QB. As much as I love him I would understand moving on from him because he has inconsistent hands and almost blew the playoff win with a drop on third down.
>>128679288No I can't really
>>128677201For me, its Cuck pissflop
>>128679010running ads isn't the same isn't the same as owning, the league has plenty of companies who want to run ads and revenue streams.Regardless, it's more about him claiming he's not going to act like a victim then immediately talking about how multiple billion dollar corporations are out to get specifically him, and there plan is to get sports casters that no one gives a shit about to slander him.
Purdy is literally Dak during his rookie season with a much better defense and better weapons.
>>128679276More fake handoffs and less lining guys up in crazy spots in an attempt to get the defense to over think, is what I'm saying. Bunch of blood hounds out there, they weren't thinking about anything other than the kill. You have to get in their heads before you can start playing with their heads. It's all I'm saying. Misdirection and fakes.
>>128679276Nothing really fooled the cowboys. Either Quinn did his homework and studied the film really well or the cowboys just were ball hawks. I haven't rewatched the game so just going off memory.
>>128679324you can, we all gotta burry shit in life bro.
Rank the QBs left:1. Burrow2. Purdy3. Mahomes4. Hurts
>>128679337There’s nothing wrong with being a game manager, unless you’re you’re devouring half the salary cap and actively hurting your team with your mediocrity.
>>128679357It's going to take so long and waste so much of my life.
>>128679361mahomesburrowhurts[massive power gap]purdy
>>128679305what dont you understand about me going first?
>>128679361Purdy isn't even a top 10 QB. Might not even be top 15.
>>128679369shut the fuck up and go read some marcus aurelius
>>128679386Please just let me lament for once you fucking cocksucker.
>>128679352You can be too charged up to see the chess board at times. High emotion game like that and you can be just a hawk. Line the guys up where ever, it doesn't matter. But some good fake handoffs and misdirection could have had the cowboys defense biting though.
Burrow's getting his first ring. cap it.
>>128679397>just let me lamentNo, I dont think I will.In fact ill encourage the others here to berate and harass you all the while.
>>128679369i hear you, but everything in life does. that anon isn't necesecarily wrong either. some Marcus Aurelias could get you in the right head space. ma rules bro.
>>128679322>His offensive coordinator in 2020-21 was Jason GarrettGarrett's definitely not head coach or great coordinator material, but on paper he should've been a competent enough OC when you compare Dak's numbers now to the Garrett era stats. Jones plays really bad when he doesn't have a run threat and he doesn't get time in the pocket, it showed when Barkley wasn't healthy.
>>128679122>>128679132Just turned 31 a month ago>born and raised in Phoenix>her mom is was a longtime news anchor for Phoenix's CBS station>she married a Phoenix Sun basketball star>older brother played for the Phoenix MLB team (Diamondbacks)So yeah she's probably be a good host for Phoenix when they host this upcoming Super Bowl
>>128679397He’s right anon, you’re ruining your own life with this “lamenting”. You’ve had 8 years to lament, and it has only lead to an even stronger urge to lament. You’re addicted to self pity.
Which team, from players to the general organization, is the least full of drama queens?That's who I want to root for.
>>128679432You're right, and you'll always be right.
>>128679397>lamenting>8 yearswhat this anon said >>128679432lamenting is for the short termlamenting your life away is for the weak and pussiesyoure not a pussy, right anon?
>>128679447I think I am a pussy but I don't always want to be that way.
>>128679457THEN READ AURELIUS
>>128679420Garrett was stripped of playcalling duties in Dallas after 2012 and never adjusted his scheme by the time he arrived in New York. Dak wasn't running the "dude everyone run to the sticks and then stop and turn for the ball" lmao scheme
>>128679426>born 10 days after me in december 1991>shes 31 and a huge success beautiful famous espn anchor married etc>i have done literally nothing with my life and basically a neet
>>128679399Did the cowboys play a lot of man or zone
>>128679472>>i have done literally nothing with my life and basically a neetYou're posting on /nfl/ with the rest of us, anon.You won.
>>128679462>DUDE MUH STOICISM LMAO>DUDE MUH MARCUS AURELIUSlet me guess faggot, you're also a jordan peterson and andrew tate disciple? you also reading "the rational male" and "how to win friends and influence people"?
>>128679472>Anon learns that attractive women cant fail and in most cases can only fall up in life.Oh boy.
>>128679487jesus christ dont ever put aurelius and those two faggots in the same sentence again kill yourself
>>128679441Eagles offense really doesn't chimp out much, Hurts especially.
Shaking and crying right now
>>128679457>>128679487>I’m a pathetic pussy, I need help to stop being a pathetic pussy>NO YOU CAN’T GIVE ME ADVICE WTF YOU’RE JUST LIKE [trendy twitter boogeyman]You’re beyond salvation. You’re actively lashing out at people who give you the advice you ask for. Just curl up in a ball and start crying, and don’t stop until you’re dead.
>>128679499What position does Sirianni play?
>>128679509one of the most important on the team
>>128679472same except older
>>128677478>Brady'sKnee gets a shoutout in an SI from 15 years agowhat a timeline!
who the fuck is marcus aurelis. is that what this is named after?
>>128679508In just tired of women, tired of seeing their existence.
>>128679523This is probably bait, but you don't know with zoomers.
>>128679487you sound like a literal faggot worm
>>128679523>ynr Marques Tuiasosopo
>>128679529Good boy. Now remember, don’t stop crying until you’re dead. You run the risk of improving yourself if you stop.
Wait, chuds are saying that Damar is dead from the vax and NFL is using a stunt double?Take ya meds ya schizo freaks.
Just pulled a good sized booger out of my nose. It was quite satisfying.
>>128679593Nero is the GOAT
My friend's dad is a cowboys fan and I said his team oughta trade dak, he snapped and said Lynch him
>>128679611Odd way to phrase it, but I highly doubt the niners will be interested in Dak.
SWAG KAZEKAGE, LEADER OF THE HIDDEN VILLAGE OF THE DEN
>>128679640>this is the guy who prevented Green Gay from making the playoffs
>>128679640Crack den, I suppose.
>>128677182this entire season has been fucking boring honestly. maybe i'm just depressed
>>128679426Here we see the eurofoid AI system in it's purest form. An angelic beauty allows her to be the perfect devil hiding in plain sight. A closer glance at her soulless eyes give the observer an uncanny feeling that what they are looking at is not quite human tho human in appearance. The function of the eurofoid AI botnet is to use it's hosts leverage at the top of the global beauty hierarchy to be the perfect shiksa shabbos goy and aid in turning western civilization into a big biege blob of pill poppinh mutt golems by being possesed by the judeo mind virus software system called boss bitch-yass-queen-woman's-suffrage-whore-of babylon.exe. The eurofoid AI botnet allows a small percentage of it's foid hosts to mate/partner with white males for deceptive purposes; so her true function of aiding in the jew controlled 70 year long post ww2 white male humiliation ritual is not revealed.
>>128679652We should get Jamaal to tweet about Tari Tari and the Green Gay girl specifically
>>128677204>whiteAmericans should be rangebanned
He looked so much more jolly. What the hell did Gisele do to him? Now he looks plastic.
I've been farting like crazy all day
Joe buckets aka Joe brr aka Superbowl Joe aka Icy Joe finna lead us to the 'chip.Bro came into the league with a chip on his shoulder and a month from now he finna have a 'Chip on his finger. Get the gat.
>>128679830Careful bro, one of those might be hiding a Dak with it
>>128679830My dog has been doing that
>>128677362Can't relate I shit within half an hour of waking up every morning. Nothing worse than having to shit right after you shower tho.
>>1286793611. Burrow2. Hurts3. Mahomes (one leg)4. Brock
>>128679832Finna bouta redeem Ohio
>>128679660Holy shit, you fucking retard. Mike McCarthy blew the clock by not taking any timeouts. The game was lost before they even hit the two minute warning.
My Joey Reddit :)
>>128679903Joseph "holocaust memorial" Burrow
Do califags even watch football? /nfl/ always dies after midnight yet over in LA it's barely 10pm.
Nick Wright is based and I'm tired pretending he isn't.He has perfect chemistry with his co-hosts Broussard and Wildes.It's genuinely funny.
>>128679947>15why isn't it 17? down 15 with 9:30 left is a hard stretch for being garbage time
I had to bake 6000 cookies for my playoff party but my oven can only hold around 50 per hour cooking. That means even if i ran my oven non-stop i would only make 1200 cookies a day. I had 5 days to do it. Sure it's technically possible but I would have to run my oven non-stop for 5 days straight. While also have a place store all my cookies. I don't even account for the minutes in between cleaning the sheets and scooping cookies on them. For my Superbowl party I'll just buy a shit ton of cookies and make up a number. I mean who's gonna bother to count. Ill kick them out of my house if they call me a liar.
>>128680008I know I wouldn't count them.
>>128680008Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.
>>128680008also the allies came in and said there was nothing untoward happening with your ovens
>>128679986>NepotismNope Nick Wright has to work his way up from local radio stations to the position he's at now Cope seethe and dilate more antisemite.
Will the Bungles be allowed to win if they make the Owl? Or will it be rigged against them like last year?
>>128680145I honestly don't know. Joe Burrow is too white for the NFL to let him win.
>>128680145Chiefs can beat NFCEagles Beat the 49ers and Bangles49ers beat bangles Beangles can beat the ChiefsBeangles best chance is against the 49ers because Purdy sucks. That's about it.
>>128680145Shutup Bungle faggot
>>128680267My reffies :)
The entire chiefs team deserves to die in a plane crash.
>>128680182Burrow is the best quarterback right now because Mahomes is literally playing on one leg. I still don't think they should play him. It's too big a risk to his long-term career.
>>128680398I hope they start him and he suffers a career threatening injury to his ankle and spine
>>128680398I doubt he plays. If the Bengals give up one roughing the passer they can push him out immediately, though it might be better for them to keep a slow statue in.
Ive declared for the draft and am still on my way to save you Coltfags!I just need you to go ahead and say my name real quick before we get started. Well?
>>128680461>the suspended Kentucky drivers licensekek im fuckin laffin
>>128677576are you the faggot that spams black knight kneeling in /feg/? if so, KYS
>>128680267NOOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE AARON DONALD WAS OFFSIDES THAT ONE TIME!!! DELETE THIS WEBM!
>>128680174Jimmy G bros, I thought our guy was the most attractive QB but women have spoken.
>>128680481Yeah all the girls I know who know he exists think he's hot. I can see it, no homo
>>128678100>+3 wins>stagnatedlol come on. also the steelers made the playoffs last year
Why does Russ look Indian with the dot?
>>128680566benchod take it back
>>128680566he did the needful
>>128680619It really was kinda silly of them to repeatedly play burger king ads after an NFL player had a massive coincidence on the field
>>128680174>wearing a purdy jerseyConfirmed jimmy G hater
>>128680708Can you even buy a Purdy jersey?
>>128677335The reverse cowgirl
>>128680735nfl.com/shop to find out!
>>128680891He's the top seller for Kids
>>128677335I'd call it Illegal Man Downfield