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>No SA20 until Feb 3rd

its alright m8 you can still hang out with us xx

BBL - today 1:10PM
Hurricanes v Heat
The final day of BBL|12’s regular season is here and the Brisbane Heat are in Launceston to take on the Hurricanes.

don't forget to watch the heaties

>>128674693
shit i missed that one
thanks amte

>cant have a bear untill mumzas car is finished at teh mechanics and i drop her off

just drink one while dropping her off
a roadie never hurt anyone
you should also probably pregame the drive

I wish I was rich enough to drink during the day

im a big fan of the roadie mate but i cant afford to lose my liecense atm
>>128675624
how doees it cost more?

well if you drink during the day AND night your booze budget doubles ayy

>dooley out
grim

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smith broke dooley last match

>DOOLGOD out
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

today Brown gets a cenny

>>128675660
i guess thats true

tfw the hurricanes mascot get a female handler

ive brad haddinough of his inane commentary

>tim paine sized
>nice and short
kek

KEK

K E K

i feel so sorry for manlets getting publicly laughed at so often and brutally
at least the thing im ugly for only gets memed occasionally

>he's just like me

>>128675871
it's mostly women and they all say their preference is for 6 foot or above dudes not realising they compose like 18% of the population and the median height for the male population is like 5"9 lol

it's the same as me saying well she has to have DD tits that are natural and perky at the same time and she must weigh less than 52kg

like i'm sure this mythical woman exists but the percentages of me being able to pull her are very low since she will probably be getting propositioned 50x a day

same thing happens with tall dudes and women

>>128675985
i know and i do that with girls and my astronomical standards but i still feel bad for the short blokes. they cop it way harder than girls. girls have fmeists shit and fat fetishists and simps and all that to pick up most of the slack

>>128675985
she has to be a saffa too mate

>>128676042
yeah short dudes have a tough time and are belittled unfairly in my view but unfortunately this creates little man syndrome where they think they have to make up for their short stature with an overly aggressive poosanility
>>128676049
why saffa? some kind of fetish for them?

hate chinese people
love fucking chinese girls
simple as

>>128676071
>this creates little man syndrome where they think they have to make up for their short stature with an overly aggressive poosanility
yeah for sure. must be rough. the only other path seems to be le funny little guy
baldies cop it too
tubby cunts seem to be doing pretty well lately though

trying hard to resist getting on the piss tonight lads aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>128676091
>tubby cunts seem to be doing pretty well lately though

if your a bit tubby but still tall and have hair you can just hit the gym

>>128676126
i mean beer gutted type lads have girls giving them lots of attention. the dad bod thing is still in for girls. at least where i am

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kino field

DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD

it hit his grill the cutns fine

god am i ever horny today

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>last night of regular season big bash

old cunts getting stroppy in the box

>nice to hear you on the commentary, who'd you get rid of?
too soon

>gayde

browngod will beat the hurricanes on his own

testies btfo again

kinda bored of bbl lads

its almost over lad
i agree though

especially these double headers on a weekday with nobody at the ground between two minnow clubs

kino?

>heat

based Tim

probably shouldve been a no ball and a free hit tho

SA20 lads

oh its a repeat never mind I'm dumb

should still watch it for the faf kino

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another winviz classic

my thundies

what will warner score tonight

Sydney Thunder the greatest cricket team in the world

why did they play a game at 1:10pm today and not tomorrow?

>>128680130
you can guess

>>128680130
_b_'s

poolapse

>>128676371
Hit up the local massage parlour

>>128680330
more of a broth man. the massage parlour thing isnt straight to the point enough. i fi wanted to do the flirting thing id just go to the pub and try to get laid for free

>>128680342
I feel you. Part of the fun of the massage is the chase and trying new places without knowing what they offer. Can be a huge letdown too though.

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stars need to start heemin frfr

>>128680430
first thing i thought when i saw this pic was "id love to spear tackle her"
not sure what to make of that

bbl is so cringe
sa20 mogs it in every way possible

>>128680537
something lesser in scale in every way imaginable often comes off as more solful because it is unavoidably humble

starbros not looking good

>>128680537
what you mean you dont like howie screaming how exciting this is
dont forget mark waugh used to have a mullet haha

the world's greatest cricket team the sydney thunder play in the bbl the bbl is the best

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ipl is the best!

the world's greatest cricket team the sunrisers eastern cape play in the sa20 the sa20 is the best

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my heaties

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you'll never see this in the bbl

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>>128680639
or this

>>128680639
ive never seen worse dancing

>>128680130
they actually moved it???
they're getting way too big for their boots and we're still bending over backwards fuck sake

out~

zungguzungguguzungguzeng

>>128680639
why the fuck is every woman in sa20 a super model

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lol stars a joke

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>>128680695
survival of the fittest

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feel sorry for the stars suppoters at the game what waste of an evening

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>>128680787
bbl still wins

>>128680787
I would stick my tongue so far us her arse whoever could pull me out would be crowned King Arthur

>>128680658
PITTA
I
T
T
A

why must saffer men mog us so hard

>>128680918
imagine a couple saffa blokes double pennoing her

BIG WARNER IS HERE CHAMPS

>>128680918
Very nice

will warner earn his 400k tonight lads

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they're making hoopball gay lads

/bbl/ not /nbl/ mate

>maiden over
OI RETARDS ITS BBL

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nbl is grime

in dire need of a winviz update to tell me if the stars have a chance or not

what if warner is so shit cause he sees candice getting up to go the bathroom in the corner of his eye

>>128681066
both teams are so shit that either team could win

>>128681075
thanks winviz

hes on a wide hatrick on his birhtday

HIT THE BALL YOU DUMB FUCK

400K NO REFUNDS

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek
NO REFUNDS

>2 (3)

>>128681125
400k please

you miss all the shots you don't take

warner misses most of the ones he does take too

>tfw warner will open in india and england

>>128681175
honestly what the fuck is wrong with the selectors? are they banging candice? hes been this shit for years and never redeemed himself yet they keep letting him open
absoltue STATE

Warner didn't seem too angry walking off

scored a double century against a bunch of shitters though, then retired hurt. so that counts for something

Name one opener in Australia better than Warner

>>128681206
matt gilkes

Warner
>19, 0, 26, 16, 2
Smith
>36, 101, 125, 66

howling

>>128681206
Cameron Bancroft

>>128681206
me

>>128681206
how the fuck would we know when a shit cunt can tie up the spot for a decade and a half after just stat padding on roads once a summer

>>128681221
>Warner
>63 runs throughout all his appearances
>hated by his peem
>bbl fee: $400,000

>Smith
>328 runs throughout all his appearances
>loved by opposition and his peem
>donated his time for the love of cricket and the fans

warner made a career of slogging shit bowlers and now he is too old to even do that

>>128681292
he has worse stats than a top player like josh brown who is probably on match payments only and only picked up a cricket bat like 3 years ago kek

>>128681292
Warner deserves it, being the architect behind the sa cheating. Should not have been allowed back into the team

>paine sends dick pics
>fired
>cheat
>oh you're good mate

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

>>128681234
>tie up the spot for a decade
there was likely an elite opener that has gone past his prime with out being played becuase warner was there getting 7s

He is PROVEN to be rubbish in both India and England, yet he scores a double ton on a road against a demoralised South Africa and suddenly his spot in the team is good for another 12 months.

id honestly play finch before warner in a test these days

>>128681480
india is already going to be a struggle for us so playing with essentially 1 opener is gonna be a big disatvantage on top of that
playing him in the ashes is just a disgrace. its too important

literally any batsmen in australia could do what warner does
>shit when it matters
>slog when the pressure is off and the match is already won

>tfw a 37 year old stuart broad is going to get warner for a duck multiple times

>>128681515
Head will struggle big time in both series with his slashing at anything outside off. Unsure on Khawaja but not expecting much. Going to be relying heavily on Smith and Marnus (again).

>>128681572
>only one testie
kekk

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wtf why is this sick fuck warner carting around warnes body

>>128681584
wot

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>>128681583

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

c h u n d e r

the thunder can't actually blow this right haha

>>128681637
peet did

GOTTEM RIGHT ON HALF TIME
BLUNDIES ON POOICIDE WATCH

kino looms

>first 6 of the night
the absolute state of these peems

I just watched the highlights from the hurricanes/heat match. The fuck is wrong with those retards?

FUCKING BOWLED THE CUNT

GET FUCKED

CARN STARS

>>128681773
match fixing
they needed 10 off 11, faced all 11 balls and hit one of them for 6 and still lost
that was way too obvious
this semen slurping sport ain't for me

DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD

time get a move on sweeties

WALLOP

something uhhh wood cutting uhhh

>>128681979
i get what youre trying to do
nice one mate

lmao
>shitty chunder

begginging to think the one off fapping to femboy porn event isnt merely a one off haha

>>128682009
you're unironically addicted to porn stop now, back you go now >>128673460

>zampa
PLEASE let stars lose this because of that thanks

lmao what a gay fuckhead

young adam will make that sort of catch once he's out of his teenage years and has a bit of experience

zoompa is utter trash

zampa is the david warner of fielding/bowling

>>128682050
no he isn't

cunter nile is fkn fuming at zampa lmao

>>128682058
*licks kfc grease off my diabetic fingers*
how the fuck did he drop that

DID SOMEONE SAY KFC!?!?!?

>>128682058
>b-but why wasn't I picked for the India tour?!?
>>128682056
more like the maxwell

stars shat the bed its over

ADALIA ROSE HITS A 6

>zampa redeemed
grim

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oops

zampa haters have been awfully quiet itt lately

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what did they mean by this?

>dots
lol just hit the ball mate

COME ON SIX TO WIN IT
GIVE THE CROWD A GO

that'll do it
heat will pwn these losers

sydney thunder the greatest cricket team the world has ever known

shitney chunder

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mornin' bby x
havin coffee with blueberry muffins as sidekick
y'all have blueberries there down under, ya¿

nah we don't have any berries must be nice

guys sune luus is on telly

>>128682977
imagine going to a sunrisers eastern cape match with her

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imagine mlaba had a baby with magala

trunk

>>128683201
not a sport but you're balding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfpdMNCiIQ

>tfw no /sa20/

Strikers and Canes should have made the finals.

Gades and Thundies are fuckin shit meme teams

>>128686361
that's why i posted the 1993/94 highlights vid because that era of australia reminded me of the current scenes in south africa kek

>>128686438
specifically because of that? not because they were on fox earlier?

>>128686822
kek really? nah i didn't see it on fox. it came up on my youtube recommendations and made me think of sa20 crowds

*cringe*

night night champ

nothing boils my blood more then muslims getting a free pass for not wearing hom jumpers because of their poofter religion
"no i't's okay i;m a muslim i'm aloud to be a homophobe"
usman khawaja think that all gay kids go to hell. it's pure hatred. i fucking hate them

reeee no i can't wear a vb logo on my jersey that's intolerent
oh but don't ask me to wear a poof jersey though because they all go to hell.
FUCK MUSLIMS

are you a little poof kid who likes cricket and looks up to usman khawaja?
well tough shit. he literally thinks you should be put to death

oh but please don't open any alcohol aroud him that would be intolerent

I think the muzzie stance on poofters is quite based

can someone draw a venn diagram for poof kids and usman khawaja fans?

don't get me wrong i hate poofters too but i hate muslims more

I'm the same but flip the two
hate poofters more than muzzies

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