Supercoach edition/afl/ supercoach league - (136393)
first for PLEASE DISCUSS THE FOOTY AND NOT GAY SEX
The 50th best player in 2010 (probably like marc murphy or dale thomas or leigh montagna) is better than whoever the fuck the best player is in 2023
Wish alf had more spastic neets like me and less wagecuck normies
>>128673710i want to break her face with my fist
>>128673710that's a man
>>128673710Bet she looks terrible without makeup
I need to fucking shit. I'm clogged up bad
how's schmitty going dollcunt?
>>128674363How people look up to this mentally ill pill popper is beyond me
>>128674612sick of seeing this shit spammed on /pol/it's a fake article, it's not real, it may become real but it's notwhile there are numerous legitimate safety concerns with the vaccine, don't well-poison with this
>>128674612Fake & gay
>>128674612Even if it was real, wouldnt go beyond the narcissm of the types who got the jab to forget all about "le heckin war on evil misinformation" and start blaming purebloods for not warning them enough
in germany they want to make purebloods pay for the treatment of the vaccine injured
for me lads, it's Lewis Jetta
waat's cookin' alfie x
>>128675078Lmao, imagine if vegan retards stopped eating veggies and fruit cause "they're living things too"
>>128675130other than to look cool, is there any reason to dribble the ball during possession¿?
>>128675130jetta was late for the 2018 prelim because he got too caught up playing cod lmao
>>128675189no it's just to look cool
convinced this burger is just one of you on a VPN asking retarded questions so you can answer them
>>128675189it would be what you would can a 'travel' if you go too far without doing one
Do great white sharks taste nice? They keep eating us, we may as well turn the tables on them and dig in.I'd imagine they taste a bit rough, leathery almost. But I'd be willing to try
>>128675230nabla xtrue Blue American bla >>128675241u are trying to bamboozle mewhat's 'too far' then
>16 ips>32 postseveryone has posted here twice
>>128675321I have. This is my 3rd post
>>128675271>what's 'too far' then15 meters but you usually have to run ~20 for it to be called since they want the game to flow and for ball carriers to break lines. kinda how the nba is pretty lenient with a travel call tbqh.
>>128675315tabla xI'm all clear now>>128675241sorry I doubted you x>>128675208shame on u
>>128674510she goes aight
Reminder that gay sex is actually based (feels good), trad (ancient cultures practiced it) and redpilled (reduces the amount of control that roasties hold on you)So /afl/ what's your excuse for not fucking men?
why does nrlsperg keep going on about gay sex? like every fucking day descriptive bullshit about gay sex...
>>128675559Pies supporter btw.Love Darcy Moore and Ginnivan.
dc (dollcunt/chad) has a bit of a sad, droopy look about him
>>128675649Idk why, bro needs some self confidence, i'd kill for his height, face and hair
>>128675649all nonces have that look
>>128675580he thinks it's funny. It's kinda grim how obsessed he is about gay sex
>>128675580>>128675764is nrlsperg in the room with us right now?
Imagine how chad dolldude could be if he lifted, imagine hoes getting mad cause he chooses to stay loyal to his doll instead of entertaining their advances
notice how the nrlsperg is quick to reply, he lives here. 4chan is his life.
>>128675816shut up nrlsperg
>>128675502Queensland is a shithole
nrlsperg been on damage control ever since he got outed in cric for being a total cancer.
>>128676076Me on the right unironically
>you're supposed to be discussing the footy>there is no footy
will spoon in '23
Remember the rulesperg 'mick?
baby iggs hip in '24just as planned
>makes a whole club seeth even though he's never done anything that good yet
>>128676224why, then, are you here?
>>128676368to form friendships of course
gayrlsperg is king cooker
i am the puppet master, the man behind the curtain, you are all my marionets
>>128676368to treat this place like a general/my personal blog obviously
>>128676368the quesiton you should be asking yourself is why are you here?
>>128675189dumb seppo spastic fat cunt
>>128676076pooey undies version is better
>“He’s in the top couple for speed and endurance and he is 190cm. We don’t want to put pressure on him, but he looks like he has the capability to play this year.” Simpson on Ginbey
>>128677042daicos mogs this worthless faggot
>>128677232gaycos is too busy getting his bussy smashed elliot
>>128677042what are clems measurables?
>>128677260>smashed elliotsmashed by elliot*
this is finehttps://twitter.com/PaulMitchell_AB/status/1617939916725587969
fuck ran out of beer, off to buy a slab lads*waits for the bus*
was gonna go to hungry jacks to get a frozen coke but just learnt they're 2 bucks now
*posts twitter link*expects me to open it
>>128677842that's fucking grim, are 711 atleast still doing $1 slurpees?
>>128677901no, price raised a while back
>>128677852this is me
>>128677901>>128677842theirs a hole in your bucket dear prime minster
>>128677852it was about a wef app that'll track your carbon footprint by monitoring everything you eat, everywhere you go, how you get about. everything.
>>128677999ahhhh of courselooking forward to the (((terrorist))) cyber attack that wipes your bank account
>minimizing your harm to the planet is.. LE BAD!!!!
shan't be celebrating invasion day
>>128677907it's literally fucking frozen water and sugar how do they justify raising the price
>>128678046maybe you should move to china they have a social credit score that does something similar i'm sure you'd enjoy it more over their than here
>>128674446>4 relevant teams
>>128678169it's not really; i'd say it's a fairly accurate parallel
>>128678169don't you want to be a responsible global citizen instead of a dumb neet like us?
hate normal fagssimple as
>carbon harms the planet
We know, that's why you spend every waking moment of your depressing existence on here.
>>128678301utter bullshitthe reason anyone refused the 'vaccine' is because covid was a nothingburger, the vaccine was rushed, the risks for young people outweighed the rewards, the carrot (lottery/jellybeans/donuts) and then the stick (mandates) didn't add upthere were countless logical reasons to not get vaccinated
I fucking hate canadians
>>128678314Spare the faggot brackets reddit nonce
Get prepared for articles with headlines like"The number 1 cause of climate change is white people and here is why they need to be stopped"
>>128677620>carrying a slab on the busnot sure if i could do that, would feel like a total dropkick
>>128678416>LE SYDNEY NIGHTCLUB
>not blindly following along with the herd during a mass hysteria = having an antisocial personality typeokay
i thought masterbaiting would cure my deperssion but it didnt
Cookers seething what's new, looking forward to them sperging out about some protests tomorrow lmao
>>128678301>you dindu this thing, which means you have le personality disorder!
Gem of a channel here if bored https://youtube.com/@australianscum6362
>>128678855bussperg left all of this shit out when he talked about the wonders of public transport
the incel pedo richo
last there were videos of a girl trying on bras and bikinis. where are they?
cooker poof you calmed down yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XquwrUryZFUHEAVE HO UNNA: the origins
3 hr gym session done. weights + cardio. now to wank over the qt PT wearing tight shorts who bent over in front of me
>doing cardio after weightsyeah I hate gains as well lmao
>>128679017im not trying to put on muscle mate, im trying to drop weight to get improve my running. i know more about this than you do mate lol trust me fuckhead.
>trust me fuckheadokay dyel
>>128679031what are your lifts fuckhead? my 1rm bench is 140kg
>>128679014>3hr gym sessionKek
>>128679066>t. spent the whole day posting on 4chan
>flexing a bench 1rmthe art of the dyel
started eating my cum after wanking so i don't lose any gains
>>128679075>too scared to quote mei know youre fat mate, dont need to pretend
im a big fat cunt and ive never stepped foot in a jym and im unlikely to ever do so
yeah so fat I need to do a 3hr gym session with cardio included. Christ imagine the cellulite pressing on your frontal lobe to think that it's necessary
basedjaks were the final nail in the coffin for 4chan
Do you think the property market will finally crash over the next 18-24 months?https://www.domain.com.au/news/melbourne-house-prices-in-deepest-annual-fall-for-more-than-three-years-1191353/
>>128679149Yes, top end houses will crash. Middle houses and low end houses will barely be impacted.
>>128679149who gives a fuck mate, interest rates are still going to rise
>>128679216Suck me off fuckhead
>>128679149Immigration tap will get turned on and boom house prices will rise and all the wealthy boomers with 10m in assets will still be on the pension and sucking this country dry like the plague they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RnDHyRoou0one of yours, iggers
>>128679255ummmmm this is heckin epic?!?!?!
>>128679241It's easy to say that, but the only reason property prices have continually grown for so long is because interest rates have remained low. With the inflation crisis getting worse and worse, interest rates have gotten higher, and still have to grow.Foreigners love buying property here because interest rates were low. If Australia is going to become another expensive western country to live in, then it's not going to be anywhere near as popular to invest in compared to the USA or Europe.
>>128679330>the only reasonlol
fuck invasion day and fuck colonialist scum
>>128679354this but unironically
>>128679338Ok, not the only reason, but it's clearly the main reason.Also this current Labor government are desperate to generate money for their idiotic wind and solar projects, and this is despite higher than ever energy prices. Taxes will also be going up by a lot.Foreigners just won't be as keen to invest in property here anymore.
more taxes are coming more taxes with labor there's a hole in your budget dear labor, a hole
you know what else is coming? more defence spending. based labor.
there's poo in my undiesdear mumza, dead mumza
>dead mumzacrisp rhett bazzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtmzzIcgPKATake me back.
>>128679525what a lubblycinqdardy
whats for dinner lads
>>128679556Meeting friends at an Italian restaurant so possibly pasta or 'za
>>128679556'za for me
>>128679556unironically 'za too
>>128679556three packets of mi goreng, woolies roast chook and a jar of kan tong sweet and sour
WHITE POWER! resist wokeness 卐
two home made egg and bacon muffins
>>128679590>not angering the wef
joseph you in mate
>>128679255>elon musk>family valueslol
i'm exactly the type of person lefties call a cooker but i'm also the one who forced that meme here kek
>>128679621the facebook women are cringe but the insect isn't particularly attractive
it's going to be a brisbane - pies grand final due to both teams drafting and recruting
>>128679643Nick Daicos will be the Norm Smith medal winner
>>128679643based 02/03 rematch
>>128679635saw that on behance months ago what's he doing posting it to leddit only now
>>128679635nrl sisters.....this doesn't bode well
any perf nrl team should just be a branch of the iggsif collingwood and gws can have netball teams, iggs can have a rugbaleeg peem
what are your lads diets like? how many times do you eat per day? how big are the servings?
>nrl is.......LE HECKIN GAY!!!!*yawns*
>>128679649Is the Norm Smith medal now the best powerbottom in Melbourne?
>>128679683twice a day just like a sandwich or roll for lunch with salad, cheese ham or chicken or some other left over protein and then a home cooked meal for dinner could be as simple and spag bog or something good like crayfish laksa i'm not a big breakfast guybut if i'm feeling lazy i'll order uber pajeets but shits expensive
>Nick Daicos is........LE HECKIN GAY!!!*sighs*
>>128679696Epic. Simply epic. So much win.
in about 3 hours, im going to be posting some heat in here. if you cant handle that, here's your warning.
>>128679683>>128679701that being said i'm trying to drink less and work out 4 times a weekmy bike got stolen so i don't do cardio but eventually i'll get around to buying another one
>>128679709E-Eep!*runs away and hides in a bush*
>gin and tonic>meat on the bbq>tennis on>3 days offcome at me faggots
>I am..... LE HECKIN RELAXIN!!!*groan*
>>128679744fuck yeah bra haha aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi bash some lebs tomorrow aye haha yes
>>128679746imagine respecting lgbt "rights" when shit like this is floating around
>>128679683coffee and 2 smokes alwayssometimes breakfast; might be a cooked breakfast, more often than not vegemite on toast (x2)lunch could be a sandwich or pasta, always fruit to follow. water mostly withdinner could be pasta, thai curry or whateverlate night after work is wine or a scotch to wind down, often a jointlots of cups of tea (w+1) during the day, about 10 rollies a day, more if I go out on the piss5'10, 78kg
>>128679746Explain this theatrecunt
>>128679744you can have it all but how much do you want it
>>128679776don't care about australia day in the slightest>>128679774GOTTEM
>>128679801Lots. how many turkish lira?
>>128679683food is mostly just meat and salad/veggies with a post workout shake. i'll slice up a low carb roll and have some peanut butter toast every now and then. will also have a bit of dessert like keto cheese cake or trifle.as for size, since i only really have one main meal i'll eat shit load lot of meat and veggies. or if i have a smaller meal i'll have another shake to make up for the lack in protein.a few times a month i'll get a pounder from maccies and not eat the bun.
Are we as a society ready to admit that maybe freeing Britney wasn't the right idea? She is NOT all there
business idea: abo 22 vs aus 22 footy match on australia day
>>128679709you drop acid la
>>128679744>>gin and tonicyeah man i'm having a nice g&t myself nice afternoon drink as i watch spanian
>>128679870this but the boongs get a 10 goal head start for perceived injustices
>>128679662>behanceI didn't post it there, where did you see it?
>aboriginal communities need your help and support! They are struggling!>what do you suggest we do?>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RACIST CUNT
is gin and tonic seen as a womans drink?
who else /yellow fever/ in here?
>>128679886*chinks glasses*dunno what a spaniel is, but it's a great arvo for it. enjoy.
>>128679909No but gin and juice is.
>>128679915I sometimes make exceptions for it.https://streamable.com/5a3wvj
what do you mean abos are still angry? i was told that kevin 07 would fix it by saying sorry
>>128679907>ROLLS IT ROLLS IT, SEN.SATIONAL!
there are very few abo players who play defence, wouldn't work
scoops cancelled his podcast ladswe did it
>>128679909never. campaigning elite British drank the shit by the thousands of litres to subject the brown hordes on multiple continents. It's truly the drink of the White Man (and Woman) who lives in hot climes.
also, I choose Bombay Sapphire as my gin of choice because it references when mumbai was known as Bombay and was truly a magical place. If there was an East India Trading Company Gin, I'd buy that.
you don't need to roll coopers
pretty weird how zoomers have an aversion to shaking hands for some reason
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST HECKIN SHAKE MY HAND AFTER I JUST TOOK A PISS AND DIDNT EVEN WASH MY HANDSI wonder why
>>128679971id eat her arsehole for sure
get ready for every footy club to post some poofy shit about tomorrow lads
>>128679973mentally weak, the lockdowns cooked their brains
>>128678860FuckingT H I SHIS
>>128679916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GknNT-0y8bgjust some convict turned youtuber but i like some of his content
why are you spastic fuckhead midwits so obsessed over invasion day, like who the fuck cares about this shithole of a country at this point
>>128679926slippery slope proven fact theorysee gay marriage and pedo influence on children
>>128678860appreciate the reply but no way im reading any of that
what's invasion day? pretty sure we call it Australia Day
first they just want to get married next minute there are big poof flags in the cheer squad at the footy
>>128680000if it doesnt smell too bad, a slight musk is tolerable
>>128680015tl;dr thenhappiness comes from within, you choose to be happy, don't react to minor inconveniences and keep a positive attitude when you can
Australia day? More like cringe day. big yikes from me dog.
locked. y'all can't behave
Haven’t had a SuperCoach since 2016 and now I’m too paranoid to make another one because Richmond started being good in 2017. Any other full blown OCD tier spastics in?
SHALL wear my flag cape and acting like a fuckhead while getting royally munted of tinnies
>>128680021thanks but thats garbage advice
idgaf if its called invasion day, we invaded this land and turned it into something to be proud of
>>128680039BASED AND FUCKHEADPILLED
>>128680040in your opinionyour opinion also said masturbation would cure your depression
Pretty pathetic of the abos to just not hold the L
>>128680041Based. Besides every country on the planet exists because of some sort of conquest anyway so abos need to get over it.
how will you CHADS be celebrating invasion day tomorrow?i've got 12 beers and some scotch i'll be wearing my cricket australia polo as well
wouldnt even know it was pozfailia day if not for you shitheads
would kys myself if I was born asian
>>128680038I’ll bite. I didn’t masturbate the week Collingwood started their winning streak last year and then I didn’t wank again until they lost to Sydney.
one day in the future we will be having secret toasts to australia day and what it represents
>>128680064sorry elliot, momza proved herself to be the only worthy option >>128679925
Changing the date WILL not the rampant sexual abuse, substance abuse and physical violence that is so prevalent in indigenous communities you selfish white supremacist fucks
>>128680102Fucked up my comment stupid spastic iPhone cunt phone. Meant to type ‘Changing the date WILL stop* the rampant’
hope the fuckers keep protesting about "invasion", will only attract more 'no' votes for the voice referendum
look I can't take that post seriously with such a glaring typo, you should seriously consider therapy after that
told work that ill work tomorrow and take friday off instead for solidarity of abos now all the babes think im a great guy and i get a long weekend
told my boss i don't give a fuck about australia day, so she rostered me on to work
>>128680249based penalty rates
Feel like pure shit just want to loom
Get niggers, Indians, pakis, chinks, and any other non whites out of my bloody country I say
>>128680280>nooo but what about um le food and culture and they le do le jobs white people don't want to le do!!!
Should have worn a condom
tennis with the sound off is pretty comfy, gotta say
It's da eggggggs
has twitter stopped working yet? wasn't it supposed to have ground to a halt by now after all the firings?
A bad argument...: tick.... thrown out as bait...: tick... for the purposes of getting to an argument you might win: tick.Yeah. Bye now.
VAXXIE! VAXXIE!, SO OBSESSED,WORE YOUR MASK AND TOOK YOUR TESTSSTILL GOT COVID, EVERY STRAIN,GOT SPIKE PROTEINS INSIDE YOUR BRAINSHORT OF BREATH AT 24,"DR. FAUCI, GIMMIE MORE!"PROTEINS TANGLE AND MISFOLD,AMYLOIDOSIS TAKING HOLDSWOLLEN HEART AT 25,"THANK MODERNA I'M ALIVE"THERE'S NO CURE FOR MICROCLOT,GETTING WORSE WITH EVERY SHOT.HEART ATTACK AT 26,PRAYED TO PFIZER FOR A FIXVAXXIE, VAXXIE, DEATH IS LURKING,DOCTOR SAYS, "THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING."DIED OF SADS AT 27,ALL GOOD VAXXIES GO TO HEAVEN.OBITUARY HEADLINE NOTED:"ANTI-VAXXER DIES OF COVIDHIS FAMILY IS QUITE UPSET,BUT THEY'RE ALIVE, AT LEAST ON NETAND, THEY SAY, "IT'S FOR THE BETTER,"WITHOUT THE VAX "HE WOULD BE DEADER."
Maybe they should stop getting drunk and walking straight into traffic
Just two more weeks
>>128680303kek thin the herd even more by stopping them from having access to a staple super foodgenius commie poof will approve he's in on the de-humanist scheme
how come white people telling abos what to do is badbut albo banning alcohol in alice springs for abos is good
will never be happy, will never know peace
>>128680362saw a couple of abbos slow-walking across a 6 lane section of leach hwy the other day
>>128680362but getting rama rama is just so comfy, unna
been on the medical marijuan for a week now, stopped smoking the normal stuff I bought. 3 bowls of the stuff the doc prescribed now and I sleep so fucking well. wake up perky with a hard on, it's fantastic. finna start only smoking 2 bowls a night now, see if it makes any difference.
>>128680449Based Damien Hardwick
>>128679683i eat four times a day. breakfast is muesli, high protein yoghurt and fruit. lunch is typically salad wraps. afternoon snack is bananas, apples and almonds. dinner is pasta or rice with veggies. servings are probably too generous.considering eating meat again for protein.two black coffees a day, several herbal teas, several glasses of still water, some sparkling water. stopped drinking alcohol.
>>128680466bet dimma gets some crazy stuff.
>>128679683Four times a day. Try for around 500cal for breakfast, lunch and tea and my night time protein smoothie has around 1000cal
>>128680466but yes, it's pretty fucking great. got 3 different strains at the moment. might need to get a weedcart.
brewing a big stinky brown sov-civ lads
smoking weed is so fucking cringe, alcohol though is fucking based, i genuinely love drinking alcohol so much
ACID>MUSHYS>EDIBLES>SMOKING CHOOF=/=DRINKING BOOZE
thinking a trip to the local brothel ladswhats bettera chubby 18 year old or a fit 30 year old
>>128680494leave some ladies for the rest of us please
>>128680524fit 30 year old
haven't seen the aussie cossack around lately
Fucking bored lads
drugs are cringe, alcohol is based
>>128680540went home and got drafted like the rest of russia's mongol chinks from siberia
>>128680540of course, based vatnik fled like a coward
>goyglugfiend SCREAMING for a (You)
>>128680567>>128680580don't think he has a russian passport, so he's doing an assange in the russian embassy in sydney
Have started making PERFECT poached eggs lads. Quite proud of myself.
years from now russia's strategy of taking poor buryat and tuvan boys from their siberian villages and sending them lightly equpiied to the ukraine front lines will be considered a genocide
Russia's strategy has always been human swarm. they can't out produce any adversary but they can out produce them with human bodies with rusty ak's and soviet clothes
Crazy how Russia can be such a fucked up country for such a long amount of time
Jelena Dokic looks like a fat slob. Big belly protruding. Very disrespectful
>mfw i see a FUCKING RUSSIOD!!!
>>128680659yeah they're proper fucked now lol their population is about to start declining
i hope you all know about this sitehttps://based.cooking
every time i get off the boat i wonder why elizabeth quay station wasn't built as a proper underground station. the whole station structure is already underground but with a huge roof that protrudes way above the ground level for whatever reason. so much wasted ground level space
>>128680678I’ve always been fascinated with Eastern Europe. To me it’s what’s the west would look like in some post apocalyptic world. Just a really interesting place.
>>128680694do you mean circular quay?
>>128680636wonder if the chinks end up going that route that when they finally get into a scrap
i hope you all know about this sitehttps://chadwarners.cockandballs
>>128680694that whole area is designed with occult significance first and functionality second
nvr mind, perth shit
missus just bought a hawks membership
how do I become AFLs diversity and inclusion manager?
>>128680757Two easy steps lad:1. be a gay nigger2. don't not be a gay nigger
Just ban eggs.
djoker's got this
Going to Westgate park on Friday night.
>>128680741de la soul like the hawks?
always feel so drained the day after leg day
>noooo you mustn't see the bad flag!!!
Nic Martin will have a better second year than Nick Gaicos
>>128680871but bad anti vax man
>>128680871theyre just pixels broprivate company can do what they want
>>128680875Another framelet. Jumper barely fits him
>>128680871who are the crowd booing more?
>>128680911the russian dog
>>128680871did the media do poofy shit like this with the germans in ww2
>>128680875literally THE chinletbut at least he didn't raped by abos
>>128680845based air squats GOD
>>128680932jews didn't run the media then
>australians of the year are a sudo, a pajeet, a boong and a fat white woman who wants everyone to be fatsigh
BOOOOOO RUSSIA BOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>128680932>During World War I, the dachshunds' popularity in the United States plummeted because of this association. As a result, they were often called "liberty hounds" by their owners similar to "liberty cabbage" becoming a term for sauerkraut mostly in North America.
oh no no no no no no son you live in here bahahah
is it even abos seething about aus day or pic rel
So apparently tuna is bad for you. Don’t understand how supermarkets can sell it if it’s that bad for you.
>>128680932the british royal family literally changed their last name
>>128681007abos dont give shit about anything political
>>128681007 abos seethe because they want reparations (aka dan murphs gift cards)
>abos dont give shit about anythingftfy
https://twitter.com/AlboMP/status/1618183695445405697?t=kEvwcyab-LNFGdLflQKgcw&s=19Heres your AOTY bro
>>128681035omos seetheabos sneeze n wheeze
IS THAT A HECKIN WOMAN!>?
>>128681069why do they both look like trannies
>>128681069>a body image advocateHOWLING
>>128681069It's actually disgusting what is happening to Australia. NZ Mk II within the next 5 years. Sad!
WHAT IS THIS DRESS?
doctors say being fat is unhealthy but the vaccine is good what is the truth
>cheering on a schizo antivax chudheh
>>128681152unironically contrarianismdo the opposite of what the establishment says
>>128681148>famous for body positivity>wears a huge suit coat to hide bodyhmmmmm
Is she s a proud wadonga donga woman from the thingo whatsis tribe from fuck knows country?if not, it's racist
>>128681152Uhh hun, it's called cherry-picking """facts""" to suit your head canon? All the cool kids are doing it xoxox
lmao@all the chuds in here earlier making fun of me for being at the gym for 3 hours while they sat at home posting on 4chan. just lmao
you are still seething, holy shit lol.youve been thinking about that 4 hours lol
kek he's still stewing on that
>>128681203if you're at the gym for 3 hours you're a fucking idiot
>>128681203the insecure idiot
how do normies cope with supporting novax
>>128681228maybe he includes the time it took to get the bus there and back
>>128681228he's a cleaner at a fernwood, probably just sniffs the towels
>>128681262they pretend the last 2 years didnt happen kek
>>128681262they moved on with their lives, unlike yourself chud
>>128681228>1 hr weights>2 hr cardio circuitwouldn't expect you to know what hard work is though mate you fat failure of a cunt faggot. probably get puffed out typing your posts you fucking silly little bitch cunt
>>128681262he's literally no longer the current thing lmao
>>128681307ah, so you are a handicapped person
kek is this the air squat guy?
>>128681318>no response>ummmmmmmmmmm le disabled!??!! handicapped!!
not sure why he is lashing out 2bhif you are happy and getting fit not sure what it has to do with us
anyone ever thought that typing is just literral brain talking to each other like telepathy
>>128681343okay you fat faggot. post your body mate
https://www.theage.com.au/national/what-the-hell-s-going-on-on-the-streets-and-in-the-shops-of-alice-springs-20230125-p5cfc6.htmlwhy are white people such crazy violent drunks?
>>128681368why would i even do that lol, really, why would your ever think I would ever do that, you from the preset no one would ever do that so you think you have just handed yourself a win you handicappedcunt
>>128680932st. kilda changed their guernsey because the colours resembled the flag of the german empire.
>>128681228i think he's fucking himself up if it's a single session, especially if he isn't eating.
Can't you just be happy you're going to the gym and bettering yourself instead of seething for hours over randoms on an image board not sucking your dick over it.
>>128681493no fuck you I went to the gym
>*does meme bicep curls for 15 minutes*yeah nice routine fuckhead
*does calf raises for 30 minutes*
you're all so jealous of me my burn with laughter
>>128681493i didnt ask for any compliments mate, i was just attacked right away and called a moron
>>128681547>you're all so jealous of me my burn with laughterare you have a stroke
>>128681556No offence mate but you have come off as a total fucking idiot.
>>128681556and you've been successfully mentally frazzelled since. are you new here? get off the internet kid
So we've got gymcunt to add to the list of /alf/ spastics now
>>128681556idk, could've just gone to the gym and not posted about it here. if you want validation for that. take it to /fit/you obviously expected a response, especially with >>128681203so enjoy the poisoned (You)'s.
there is no gymcunt probably lifted his 10kg kmart dumbbells and went for a 5min jog and wants to act all superior
fuck that reminds me, i need to go to the gym and pick up my headphones*waits at bus stop for 3 hours*
1 chiseled to the bone (me) lad is dominating the entire thread right now. Now dance for me.
>>128681575the day i give a fuck what you think about anything is far in the future mate, you delusional fucking spastic. go put the kids to bed before i put them to sleep for good, you cunt.
What’s a good high protein/high calorie breakfast?
this tennis is making me piss myselft. 19/f/syd
>>128681647ooooooooooooooOooOo this post has a bit of cunt about itcant wait to see what rc claps back with
>>128681647can you stop pretending to be me fuck head
>>128681680>meet and greet
just want to listen to a 30min montage of dwayne russell's commentary but no such thing exists
>>128681649Lots of excellent high protein recipes here
>THATS GONE 80M
4 hr gym session done
>plays for the free. got it.
This place has left me jaded I believe. I just went and saw puss in Boots and hated every second of it. It was horrendous. And don't get me started on all the mix raced couples in the ads beforehand, dear lord
ruski will still walk away unpoor
can basically psycho analyze each and everyone of your typing techniques and sentence structure from being here for too long
>>128681069Pretty sure Wall E started like this.
>>128681777>men's and women's
>>128681798they'll make both men and women play bo3 soon. Zoomies can't do bo5 and it'll appear more equal
KWAB RUSSIAN PISSANT SMASHED IT INTO THE NET AFTER NOVAL SENT IT
>>128681785ok well who am i then mate? tell me who i am, i bet you wont get it
>>128681822zoomers don't have the attention span for b05 matches tbphwy
>OH he loves it off the boot
>>128681647The sad idiot.
how was the forklift driving today rc, you fat calfed balding forkie faggot
sovereignty was never cededalways wasalways will be
NOVAK IS THE GOAT
>>128681869>green left>socialist alliancepretty much answers this >>128681007
Feeling very sexually frustrated right now lads
The vibe in here tonight isn't good it's dark does anyone feel that. Real dark juju
just want to finger hex at a sydney nightclub
>>128682008come to the tennis thread
>>128681869White sovereignty was never ceded.
>NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CANT TALK ABOUT YOUR GAY SEX LIFE IN /AFL/!!! YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT LE FOOTY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU ARE LE DEGENERATE!!! YOU ARE LE NRLSPERG!! YOU ARE LE RAGESPERG!!! YOU ARE LE COMMIEPOOF!!! YOU ARE LE JOSHIE!!! YOU ARE LE GAYPORNSPERG!!! YOU ARE LE JACK GINNIVAN!!! YOU ARE LE NICK DAICOS!!! YOU ARE LE CHAD WARNER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CANT TALK ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO YOU HAVE TO OBEY LE JANNIES!!! I WILL REPORT YOUR LE OFF TOPIC POSTS AND GET YOU LE BANNED!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>128682084haha! thats a great photo mate!
>>128682084can smell this photo
>>128682049That little girl is going to have a cock in her some day
made a post somewhere and seemed to have lost it lol
>>128682121why would you say that? she could grow up to be a lesbian you know
>>128682078what in good heavens is this abomination of a post
>>128682148well what do you fucken reckon reckon its about mate? fuck how bout you think for a second before you post, use your fucken brain mate
the entitled spastic spent a week being convinced he deserved to be rubbing shoulders with the st kilda suits and now he's ending his podcast
Wank to the rebel sport women's tennis wear catalogue looms
>>128682221do you guys really wank to stuff this boring and vanilla?
>>128682259i do when ive been on no-porn for a few weeks
>>128682236now you've really lost me mate
for me, it's the bras and knickers section of the best & less website
Females number one fantasy is being raped… once you realize that you understand why most women hang with thugs but then when the rape is later sad times they flip and go oh my god I was taken advantage of. They shouldn’t be allowed to vote, drive, hold public office, serve in the military, or hold any kind of job like police, fire, or high stress. They run on their ovaries, you don’t let an animal run by emotion make critical logical decisions.
mornin' alfie xhavin coffee with blueberry muffins as sidekicky'all have blueberries there down under, ya¿
>>128682350piss off mate
brb finna poo
>>128680102Even if it did I still wouldn't want to change the date
>>128682350I'm trying to find photos of the breakfasts i had in the fancy cafes of istanbul, for exampleno, no blueberries. but everything else. turkish brekkie is amazing
>>128682416yeah dont change the date just ignore the whinging cunts, and also we need australia playing cricket again on australia day, that was agreat tradition that is now dead cause of fucking whinging little bitch ass lefties and their abo pets, fucking unaustralian cunts, i wanna drink beer and watch australia play cricket on australia day again
>>128682435never had Turkish breakfast, but I do enjoy a cuppa of Turkish coffee after a good meal ngl>>128682389just checked>There are three varieties of blueberries grown in Australia: northern highbush, southern highbush and rabbiteye. Northern highbush are grown in the cooler climate areas such as Victoria, Tasmania and the southern highlands of New South Wales, whereas southern highbush and rabbiteye varieties are grown in New South Wales and Queensland
>>128682454turkish breakfast is a huge deal. many small plates of lots of different stuff. tapas but breakfast
>>128682469or tea, coffee, and 12 ciggies and simit from a cart and you hope you still have a job when you get to work
>>128682452>>128682469wewi like the variety ngl and it's all minimal prep with mostly veggies and fruits
Transfusion's like a more commercial version of Mr Inbetween.but heckin valid
>>128682515turks like lots of varieties of beef; suckuluc, heaps of different types of sausages, they are about as veg as the afghans. chicken is good there (like everywhere) no bacon obv but they do excellent meat
>>128682515>12 types of olives for breakfastno joke, this happened once. some poor cunt having to explain to me all the different types of olives to me in black sea turkish which is kinda tricky for a native to get, and I'm just nodding and thinking >how the fuck did I end up here?
woke up from my napwhat have i missed? you do nap right?
>>128682545ya, I see, difficult for a veggiesaurus like me..a grand brekkie for me would be scrambled egg burrito with lots of veggies and side of hash browns, salsa and oatmeal with nuts and fruits this should keep me full whole day ngl
Stop raiding /pol/ you fuckwits, I can spot you cunts from a mile away
i fully intend to escape this panopticon
>>128682598absolutely get where you're coming from. and unlike most, I don't care to judge a person for their choice of food.so good for you, happy for you bsa/australian in exile, I just hope you're able to get the good food in that odd country.my mate is on tour over there, and is screaming for these 3 things like nuts>dirty kebab>a salad from his local cafe in Epping, vic>a massive plate of avo and bacon on toast from fucking anywhere
>swans vs cats gf 2022
also, are you the sparkie living in GA?
>>128682652>a salad from his local cafe in Epping, vic>a massive plate of avo and bacon on toast from fucking anywhereis your mate a poof?
>>128682659no, but he grew up in balaclava in a housoso he wants to aspire to what the rich people around him ate. he's 25 and going to earn US125k for touring Bluey around the USA this calendar year. He's a very smart guy who's doing exceptionally well for himself.
>LE HECKIN VIBRANT TURKISH CULTURE!
>>128682685i don't need the back story mate none of that is important to me>yah well he's earning 100k+don't understand how that is relevant to the fact he's pining for an avacado dish when avacado's literally come from south america and are prevalent in all of the united states
>>128682652your mate sounds like a massive faggot
>>128682725alright you responded to my comment , and you're right you didn't want the story. but no he isn't a poof for wanting a dish from home and of course avos are grown everywhere but I reckon you're just being contrary for the sake of it. Hope you enjoyed the (you)and you>>128682749 too.
how will you be celebrating invasion day?
arguining with sad poofs like the ones I have been.
>its okay to be fat>australian of the yearkek
>>128682773i'm sorry but pining for overpriced cafe faggot food from melbourne whilst in america is stupid when you can easily replicate it in your own homelike i get missing kebabs and shit because you can't just whip up a plate of that at home
avocado is just tasteless green slime i've never understood it. good as guac that's about it.
>>128682775no such thing
3 hour gym sesh
>>128682818cooklet, flavourlet, what do you prefer>>128682801RETARD, read: >is stupid when you can easily replicate it in your own homehe's on tour, living on a touring bus, going all over the united states.
>>128682845what the fuck is a touring bus? is he like a gigolo or something servicing old women?
>>128682818The ageusic idiot.
>>128682786Thank you very much for posting this mate, i was actually gonna ask someone if they had it the other day but forgot about it, so yeah thanks mate i appreciate it. Fucking imagine the smell!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2024 Australian of the year
>>128682860the pretentious midwit
>>128682801making avo on toast on a bus: okmaking avo on toast in your home with your wife: not the fucking same at allread what he's saying.
1 hr 45min bus sesh
>>128682870>those thigh tattoosGrim grimlish
>>128682870thats an afl player isn't it
>>128682854google Almost Famous
>>128682893they called him the junk yard dog
>>128682871>calling me pretentious because I enjoy avocadoMy, my. How plebocratic.
>>128682854You can't be serious. It's a veichle that bands, their crew and anyone else with enough drugs, pull or being hot enough get to get on
Biggest tranny meltdown of the decade might happen next week lads. The Harry Potter game that they have been desperately trying to cancel comes out and if it gets good reviews and sells well they’ll probably start rioting in the streets
>>128682915oh so he's like a groupie?
>>128682914i'm calling you pretentious for using the word 'ageusic' when you could use the word 'tasteless'
>>128682936Tasteless doesn't evem remotely have the same meaning you fucking idiot.
>>128682845>what do you preferover avocado? pretty much anything. like i said it's good as guac. it's mild and inoffensive. but if i had to list my top 1000 foods avocado wouldn't make it as anything more than a condiment to a few of them. even if i was eating vego there's still everything ever made in india i'd have to get through before thinking "hey man i really could go for a scoop of plain avocado on fucking toast".
>>128682934you that retarded?
avocado tastes like a clean dick
sometime you get a really nice avocado but most of the time they are pretty shit
>>128682978Correct and what's the definition of tasteless?
>>128682955fuck, that was a lot of word salad to say you hate a food noone gives a shit you like or not mark.
>>128683019The trolling idiot.
>>128683011>nooooo why did you answer my question!!kek you're steaming over this
>>128683035i don't get itageusia - impairment in sense of tastetasteless - having no tastethey're definitely interchangeable to an extent and one doesn't make you sound like a prick when you use it
>>128683011reckon they had to do a few takes coz she flashed her cunt?
>>128683045>had to dooh yes, they just had to. for reasons.
nigga spent 4 hours seething over his 3 hour gym marathon now he finna seethe in his sleep over someone no keen on avocados kek
RC you're being disingenuous and insincere, stop it mate.
>>128683037what was the question? I'm really stupid bc I enjoy avocados
a couple of good warmup spergouts today ladspre-season coming along
need a doco rec
CAN GET IT AND GO
going to america lads*hops on tour bus*
jesus christ, women are fucking disgusting
>>128683061frankly i think he's being shallow and pedantic
>>128683155Third Adam 3xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XoSWb9esXQ>tl;dw radical feminism is satanic
i have the most elite kick in /afl/
>jesus christ, women are fucking disgusting>posts disgusting womeni mean c'mon la, not all women are disgusting
you do realise this planet is a prison
>>128683312yeah i know, but fuck me when they're bad they're really bad
>>128683190HAHAHAHAA get it.
@128683373oh he's mad
can i gaypost now that its after midnight?
>>128683210>images you can smell
why did they do it
>>128683434tassie is the capital of the greens mate
i think the problem with australian history is that it's just not terribly exciting. it basically boils down to>the government decided to do X>Y happened because the government administered it>etcthere are few stories of heroes, epic victories, radical bravery, or earth-quaking events or movements. it's just a survey of administration and governmental reforms. when few people like or trust the australian government, they have little interest in the history of the australian government, and by extension the history of australia
>>128683487>just figuring this out
>>128683434>Until May 1, 1997, sex between two consenting men in Tasmania was illegalThat's disgraceful that it took them that long to legalise it. Fuck Tasmania, I will never step foot in that backwards shithole full of old backwards thinking boomer scum.
>check /nrl/>bunch of seething about afl getting better /tv/ deals>on topic posting, talking about coconutballFUCKING KEK
>>128683487the right to vote was invented here seems pretty significant
>>128683515no, i've thought this for years, i just thought it was relevant to today
i hate australia and everybody in it, hate myself too, wish i was fucken dead
>>128683520i've tried posting in /nrl/ but fuck they're a bunch of boring sad cunts, all they do is talk about their gay arse sport non stop, with the occasional picture of kezie apps or jess sergis and a bit of complaining about "gayfl" here and there
>>128683525you mean for women? apparently nz did that first and we followed shortly after
>>128683210what does that room smell like?
>>128683593no, for men, the 1850s
>>128683613apparently france already did that in the late 1840s
gay men can butt fuck each other and spread aids but i can't have a machine gun?
>>128683487they try everything in that part of the world to see if it works the way they plancovid period showed it clearly
>>128683628it tells me they denied the military, and it tells me in 1889 Nationality Law barred those who had acquired the French nationality by naturalization or marriage from voting
>>128683519>unless they're hot bears with 9 inch uncut dicks HNNNNG
happy australia day
>>1286837292% of usa population40% of usa billionairesoverrepresented in government/hollywood/media/corporations/bankslinked to numerous causes that destabilise the westisrael gets $11m/day from the usait may not entirely be the jews (bill gates/other billionaires/WEF definitely suspicious) but jews have played an important role and continue to play an important role in everythingyes, i'm aware i responded to baitno, i don't care
>>128683687UNORINICALLY A GREAT IDEAT. A SMOKER
>>128683770based betcha she lost all these friends when they met jarrod and not her putting on weight like jarrod
>>128683729Yes. It is.I can say Fijians or Mongolians control media and finance and people would just look at me funny but no other consequences. If I say the Jews run these things I get told "NO YOU CANT SAY THAT" and can lose everything I have. Why? Because its true.
I wonder why that is?Is it because the Fijian banking and media alliance are making you?no, thats just crazy! they are less than 0.001% of the global media elite.
Apparently the world government is going to legislate that all men born after 2025 must have gay sex at least once between the age of 18 and 21, otherwise they will be subject to a term of 3 years' imprisonmentMental that we've reached this stage
>>128683764im a top mate
finna watch some rob ager autism
>>128683813who's this faggot with the helmet supposed to be?
>Russian fans attending Novak Djokovic’s demolition of Andrey Rublev at the Australian Open have been detained by police at Melbourne Park after allegedly threatening security.>A fan brandishing a flag bearing Russian president Vladimir Putin’s image is among four people police are interviewing following the incident outside Rod Laver Arena.>The group of fans gathered on the stairs between two of Australia’s iconic tennis stadiums, Rod Laver and Margaret Court Arenas, to make a provocative political statement.
>>128683868nah, you're just a poof. stay in your pzshole
>>128683915barely scratching the surface of the 'tism
>>128683628it also tells me that france only really adopted the secret ballot in 1913can you really vote without privacy to avoid intimidation?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_ballot
is it me or do we have a lot of freshies lately?
>>128684043i think we have a few reddit refugees finding their way on 4chan
>>128684043i've been here for about 2 and a half years, am i a freshie?
>>128684091yes you shouldn't even be posting at your stage in the game just lurking
>ynr the first time you licked a hot bloke's pszhole in the back of a bronte public toiletfreshie's will NEVER know th joyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urBbHrJnSmE
>>128683770wonder if straffo's seen those tits nude
>>128684547reminder that by profession teachers are THE most left wing profession by voting preference. There is literally no way to roll back progressive liberalism as 4 out of every 5 teachers is a radical leftist and moulding the next generation. Even by the time kids are old enough to rebel around their early teen years they have absorbed and come to accept so many "truths" from their teachers over the years that the programming cannot be undone.