>Lap:#5571>Countdown to Winter Testing:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>128655751>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx >Launch DatesRed Bull: 3 FebruaryWilliams: 6 FebruaryAlfa Romeo: 7 FebAlpha Tauri: 11 February (livery only)Aston Martin: 13 FebruaryMcLaren: 13 FebruaryFerrari: 14 FebruaryMercedes: 15 FebruaryAlpine: 16 FebruaryHaas: TBC>News:Lewis Hamilton: I had bananas thrown at me and was called the n-word at schoolNew Alonso-influenced Aston Martin is ‘95% different’ says deputy tech chief, as he promises ‘clever innovations’ to AMR23Both Steiner and Andretti are sure Mick will be back to F1, making his return unlikely.Formula 1 is looking at using active aerodynamics under the 2026 technical regulationsJamie Chadwick has not stopped thinking about racing in Formula 1 just yet
gimi
Costcappen whinging about a race being delegitimised and tarnished because of organiser incompetence reminds me of this
>>128666804Source?
>>128666804shut
>>128666776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEt5TMpECs
>>128666833FIA
amx
>>128666776yeah no way these two are virgins
>>128666835banan
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-chiefs-angered-by-ben-sulayems-unacceptable-remarks/10424171/>F1 chiefs angered by Ben Sulayem’s "unacceptable" remarks>FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem has been accused by Formula 1 chiefs of "interfering" in the sport's commercial rights with his comments that a $20 billion valuation was inflated.LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>128666776>>Countdown to Winter TestingNo it isn't
be honest /f1/, would you fuck HE?>>128666835>>128666875
>>128666890
>>128666851Link me the document where they admit it was a human error
>>128666879whats his master plan?
>>128666776>he
>>128666922Honestly have no clue, he's way too smart to just blurt out dumb shit without thingking atleast one or two moves ahead.
>>128666890I would let his 10 inch slong fuck me with no remorse (no homo)
>>128666922crashing F1 WITHOUT SURVIVORS
>>128666991I feel like he knows a lot of things nobody else knows, including the weird shit any of those towel families might be coming up with
AB21 was 409 days ago
>>128667022If I wass full-blown, conspiracy theory -breathing schizo I would make a noise about Ben Sulayem telling FIA was a mess when he arrived and Jean Todt selling his eight-figure watch colelction but I don't.
>>128667100>Jean Todt selling his eight-figure watch colelctionShould've been donated to me, at least all the ones that were from Michael
>>128667044I saw that last thread and thought you were talking about a car.
>>128666922End of liberty media, hopefully
I read that Jacques Villeneuve wanted to return to F1 to replace Michael at Mercedes for 2013, shame it never happened. We missed the timeline where Jacques Villeneuve won the world championship in 2014 and 2015.
>>128666922Selling F1 to the Saudis.
>>128667146>calls out Liberty out as a greedy kikesA literal God among ordinary men.
>>128667155Niggo would have defeat him
>>128667159can't tell if this would be a good thing or not
>get so mad at americans you let arabs take over the sportit's too easy at this point. just convince people to get mad at americans while you orchestrate an even worse order out in the open. the idiots will even cheer for it
>>128666835
>>128667211Think of it this way, who is more pozzed? The United States? Or Saudi Arabia?
>>128667235they are all the same underneath
>>128667224>Black Britain reacting to the last lap of Abu Dhabi 2021 turn 5LMAO
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>128667221We didn't appreciate what we had, so we don't deserve anything better.
>>128667246 think about it for a second, they don’t even let women drive over there
>>128667155>bald fraud returning to f1
>>128667282Jacques isn't a fraud.
He/her
Reminder that it was Villeneuve who crashed into Michael at Jerez
gimi/gimi
>>128667290Every bald man is a fraud, even those who try to hide it
>>128666911www.fia.com/news/fia-announces-world-motor-sport-council-decisions-25
>>128667315Wrong.
>>128667322See if I care
based fia, raping the non-white driver, LIVE evenwtf, i love fia now
>>128667322>human error lead to the fact that not all cars were allowed to un-lap themselvesSurely, if all the cars had been allowed to unlap themselves, KWABmilton would have won
>Max Verstappen losing the championship to Lance Stroll 2026
>>128667276they do, for a couple years now
>>128666776>Lewis Hamilton: I had bananas thrown at me and was called the n-word at school
>>128667342there was nothing MSC could've done about the magnetic sidepods
>>128667386Nuui?
>>128667386Bullying is no laughing matter.
remeber that if you think your life is shit, there's a britbong seething since ab21, that's 409 daysKWAB, lol, lmao even
>>128667366wrong part my friend, not bussin fr fr
>>128667400
are we anime now
>>128667429I am not trans.
>>128667366>championship to Lance Stroll 2026Did you meant world champion Nikita Mazepin?
>>128667429>now
>>128667402Are you counting them?>>128667440Mazepin deserves a 2nd chance, he really was a fucking blessing.
>*alters race restart procedure to appease the verstappen bandwagoners*Masi was a weak man.
>>128667467Rent free
Damon "mental fatigue" Hill is active ITT
>>>
So, realistic consequences of a FOM/FIA split>FOM will want to continue holding the championship, it being called GP1, Formula Semen, whatever>FIA will obviously go against it in every possible way>Likely launching a new F1 championship probably promoted by themselves or some puppet company>Will also get in the way of the Liberty championship as much as they can, threatening drivers and tracks to void their FIA licences if they take part in that series>Also black listing every supplier of that championship from partecipating in FIA-overseen events>Depending on how serious Liberty will be, they'll go ahead with a spec series with an handful of cars on street circuits onlyI don't see Liberty winning in this situation
>>128667146I like him already
>>128667476>Delegitimizes your sport>Heh, why don’t you just let people enjoy things?
>>128667402He's baiting
day of the sudden merctrannies shitpostingthe fuck happened in the paddocks?
>>128667478Buy my book.
>>128667537It's not bait if you believe it.
>>128667512That still will never help you become a real woman. In fact, nothing can. Get over it.
>>128667545only if you include some hillschumi memorabilia in it>>128667537doubt it, it looks like textbook mental illness to me
evening lads
>>128667566
OK, I somehow understand 1994 with Senna offing himself and all that but how fucking useless piece of meat you have to be to lose 1995 titile in Williams.
>>128667537It’s not bait if its true
>>128667494the issue is fom has a product that's printing money. what does the FIA have?banning supplier, driver and tracks is good leverage but an extreme gamble
Redpill me on Alonso Martin 2023
>>128667586or losing the title against a rival that is disqualified/banned from a quarter of the races
Lads, I need your best Lerclerc joker memes and edits from last season, especially the one of the red suit he modelled and was then edited further in
>>128667586he had no excuse in 1994 either, wilhelms was the quickest and schumi was disqualified twice and banned for 2 races and he still lost. bongs will cry foul play, but at that point he didn't deserve it either way
>>1286676243rd best car, Stroll 5th in the championship and Alonso 8th.
Ferrari will win in 2023it's over
>>128667624>Alonso >Stroll Sr.I will be beautiful and magnificent or an absolute disaster. Nothing in between.
>>128667624Using daddy stroll bucks to let alpine implode
>>128667663the WEC, maybe
>>128667634Best I can do
>>128667668*bzzzzzzzz*P18 FERNANDO, P18, I'M SO SORRY, SO SORRY*bzzzzzzzz**bzzzzzz*YOU KNOW WHAT MATE? HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN BUT FOR THE FUCKS SAKE I SURELY HOPE IT DID, HEAR THAT LAWRENCE"bzzzzzzz*
>20231. Russell2. Verstappen3. Hamilton4. Perez5. Stroll6. Leclerc7. Sainz8. Alonso9. Norris10. Ocon
>20231. gimi2. gimi3. gimi4. gimi5. gimi6. gimi7. gimi8. gimi9. gimi10. gimi
>>128667614It is printing money but only because it has the F1 tag on it, all the aspects that are making the money are there only because of that.Of course nothing is gonna happen, this is like the what 3rd? 4th FIA split but still, it's nice trying to fantasize
>>128667712
>>128667726>5. StrollIt's time
>>128667624Will somehow meme itself into 4th or 5th in the standings. Late in the season Alonso will be constantly fighting with the M*rcs/Ferraris. Stroll retires because Museo is now Stroll Sr’s new adoptive child and Drugo takes his place
>>128667693nah, i am confident this is ferrari's year
>>128667494At best we would get something like pre-WW2 "Euro F1" and Liberty would keep their virtue signaling, at worst it would be CART/IRL split on steroids with no winners.
>New Alonso-influenced Aston Martin is ‘95% different’ says deputy tech chief, as he promises ‘clever innovations’ to AMR23
>>128656133https://youtu.be/v2vWDWxYJBc
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>>128667839Is this Jos the Boss?
>>128667839Wanna say Jos on this one
>>128667726cringe>>128667742based
>>128667705Why is his skin so shiny and unnaturally smooth? Why are his eyes almost seeming to glow? Is he a WEF android?
>>128666879He is, dare I say, one of the good ones
>>128667882>>128667904it's jos the boss indeed
https://www.formulapassion.it/motorsport/formula-1/verstappen-petrov-provoca-senza-russia-non-considero-nessun-titolo-valido-colpa-fia>Petrov: "Without Russian athletes recognition I don't consider valid any World Championship or Olympic title"
>>128667624>Feb 1st: New Alonso-influenced Aston Martin is ‘200% different’>Feb 15th: New Alonso-influenced Aston Martin is ‘600% different’>March 5th: New Alonso-influenced Aston Martin is 'dogshit'
>>128667982He's right. Without Russia, Alonso would have been WDC in 2010.
>>128667909I don't know..
>>128668033he's so dreamy
>>128667342
I'd support Benny boy doing a 9/11 on FIA and Liberty
>>128667624Dogshit car which was behind every midfielders is now suddenly 200% better because of the Alonso factor.
>kosovo
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>>12866764894 Benetton used launch control AND traction control, it was literally a cheat machine
God when is this shithole of a thread going to pick up, Even the off season point of 2020 was more active, what, what are ya gonna do? Post gimi? That's all you can do.Picrealated is what happens when you actually have F1 convos.
>>128668083based flag
>>128668083>>128668146uh oh
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>>128668151The new HAAS driver?
>>128668151Grandpa shouldn't be allowed to drive in F1 ever again after he failed so many times to get on the podium.
>>128666879He will lose
Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink
>>128668280Is this this 'gimi' guy posting this?
>>128668280Forced memes are the worst. Especially when it comes from flags with no sense of humor.
>>128668389Isn't gimi living in Switzerland?
I don’t think he’s joking
>>128668415is there a complete map of where the f1 drivers live? most are in monaco obviously but not everyone
>>128668443I think only 5 of the drivers actually live in the country they represent
>>128668504Charl and maybe GRuz?
>>128668443Yes i used it to knock on all of their doors and tell them I'm a pederast
just so you guys know, I do NOT post in the off season
Just dropped a huge Poois in the bowl.It left stains. I hate him even more now.
>>128668573me too
>>128668573It's still off season.
>>128668548why are you being like this
Anyone has the Hamilton "skills" webm?
>>128668573I only post f1 related stuff during off season. In season, we have the season that makes everything f1 related so i can shitpost to my heart's content. In off season i specifically speak about f1 because there is nothing to talk about.I also post gimi all year round. Thank you very mich for the experience bros. I like how we've grown as a community. I mean i was just a casual racist before i came here but now i am a full blown racist fanatic. And i'm glad i can shate my hatred for the untermenschen at mercedes with you, my fellow racists.Now there was something else i wanted to post about. It was f1 related but i forgot. Man, i really hope this post wont make me look back. I mean, i've only been here since dts season 3 but i desperately want to fit in. I mean, i even wank it to Chadders even though i dont find her hot at all. Maybe i should get a gimmick. But i dont know what. I lile the nice latte gimmick but that one is taken already anf i dont want to be an usurper. Damn, i think i'm overthinking this all a bit too mich but i've never been popular and always had a a hard time making frens. I dont want to fuck this up. Jesus i'm nervous.gimi
>>128668628No it isnt
El Señor Gimi
>>128668773Do mehicans like gimi?
>>128668802everyone loves gimi
bees will bee added to F1 this season to spice up the racing
>>128668905that's a big bee
>Later in the season Bandini helped director John Frankenheimer with his movie Grand Prix. >Bandini recommended the location at the harbour chicane for a crash scene in the movie filmed at the Monte Carlo circuit.>In "The Making of Grand Prix", actress Eva Marie Saint noted that, bitterly, this spot would be the site of Bandini's death in the race one year later.
Ok F1, time for a dilemma, would you rather have>Saudi owned F1: No more gay and women pandering, but half the season is in muslim countries>FIA owned F1: Mostly European calendar, but rainbow flags and bi-poc transwomen everywhere
>>128668905cute and funny
>>128668930a)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EVEN DER WILHELMS WILL BEAT UNS DIESER YEARES IST VORBEI HILFE MICH MAIKEL
i dont believe that happened to hamilton at all
>>128669119its true, i did it
>>1286689164U
>NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN BILLION DOLLAR ENTRY FEE
can I get a retard explanation of the FIA/FOM feud
>>128668928Most kino f1 film that will ever exist
>>128668930neither I'll take>Tobacco companies owned F1: Tobacco ads, more teams, race anywhere, V10 engines, refueling
>>128667440Well mick did beat mazepin
>>128660705
you now remember Vettel's bee phase
(hit post with the keyboard too soon, fugg)I am saying the media is incorrect and therefore the new Ferrari will be another 150º Italia.
McLaren.
>>128669713What year is the middle one?
>>128669766'77 as far as I can tell.
>>128666776gimi
why couldn't RB academy produce a single talent besides Maggs, who was trained by his father? is Helmut a fraud?
>>128666999why has no one checked this yet wtf is wrong with you /f1/?also checked
>>128669824Thanks
>>128669988checked
>>128666999also also, who is this cute girl?
https://the-race.com/formula-1/f1s-severe-response-means-ben-sulayem-has-crossed-a-line/>F1’s severe response means Ben Sulayem has crossed a lineI suspect these PR mouthpieces don't even realise their "opinion" means less than nothing.
>>128669973Vettel?Retardo?Kvyat?AXEL?Gasman?Sainz?TSU?A bunch of other shitters in between, as well as random shitters that went on to win other series???
For me, it's Renault Caudron
>first beer of the day*be's cracked*good moarning
>>128669988check'd and I was waiting for someone to check it. I was quite proud of that get. Her (his) name is Lily Muni He. Axels WAG
>>128670039yeah but they don't fit my narrative so I ignore them
who the fuck hosts f1 celeb photos on onedrivei'm going to write a scraper just to spite these cunts and get every image in hd
>>128669713>>128669824>>128670055chef’s kiss
>>128668083r a r eare
>>128668930c) Texas oil tycoon out bids liberties contract renewal with the FIA. Four US GPS, three South American GPs, three Asia GPs(excluding China because rice gain trade war), ten eurofaggin GPS, two of which are Italian GPS, and ONE middle eastern GP; ONE.
>>128670103extremely based
>tfw when big banan raped poois
>not picking up the banana and eating itA soccer player did this once, think it's the perfect comeback tbqh
oy vey
>>128670088there's no way that's a dude, right?
Nico Hulkenburg
>>128669988Because no one cares unless its literally a gimi post.
>>128668930For me it's the innate and deep seated antisemitism of the Arabs, enemy of my enemy etc., I legitimately think they could save the sport
>>128670628>looks 40>sounds 60 (on a rough day)>is 20 somethingHope she finds someone with combined mommy/teen fetish.
>>128667634
>>128670635No, it's just a meme on her last name
what the fuck is kimoa?
>>128670007yeah, the McLaren M26 had that weird ass split intake above the driver's seat.here's hunty boy driving one.
>>128668930Obviously arab.Good grade1 tracks: Bahrain, Jeddah, Losail, Kuwait Motor City, Dubai AutodromeMeh: BakuShit: Aba DabbaWhat we have without arabsGood tracks: Spa, Suzuka, Austria, Monaco, COTA, InterlagosMeh tracks: Monza, Imola(senna ruined it), Montreal, Hungary, ZandvoortShit tracks: Semenstain, Barcelona, Paul Ricard, Miami, Las Vegas, Albert Park, Singapore, Shanghai, Mexico
>>128670936It's a type of grain
>>128670463>Union
https://lichess.org/M3bN5sV8play me
>>128671082off topic but I bought the newest MotoGP game when it was on sale and I've played close to 6 hours and still have not completed a single lap.still kino.
Schumi GOAT bros.......how do we explain this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj4zZEAOkNM
>>128671082The blacks played so not right...
>>128671118that's honestly pathetic lmaogood for you for having fun, and the game is cool, but thats fucking embarrassing
>calls out money grubbing juden teams blocking andretti>calls out money grubbing juden investors trying to scam 20bil>puts an end to woke virtue signaling>does it all to make sure the sport is healthy now and in the futureBen Sulayem is BASED and Totoro HATES him
>>128671209sure
>>128668930saudi f1 because arabs like the prestige of monaco, spa etc. and most probably would keep a decent amount of historical tracks
>>128671268This, and I wouldn't be surprised if the towelheads wanted to buy F1 from liberty media just to give him full control over it.
>>128670831ahah imagine someone like that
you retards wont see the problem till its DUN DUN DUN (nasheed bass boosted) and a prerace prayer towards mecca
>>128671268Reminder that FIA is effectively the last bastion that prevents F1 from becoming WWENo FIA means that every bullshit idea that the bongs come up with will have no opposition, and this will go until there's a script and it won't be a sport no more
>>128671683the good years of f1 are long gone and nothing of value will be lost. if anything it will filter the dts fans
>>128671683How about DUN DUN DUN (Gregorian chant arrangement) with the liturgy of the hours prayed before each race
>>128671683At least it'll be soulful.
>>128671222how do we know this isn't the same person replying to themselves?
>>128671813>islam>soulfulShan’t worship the (((Saturn cube)))Shan’t accept the (((refugees)))Shan’t (((accept our differences)))
REMOVE MERCEDES remove mercedesyou are worst constructor. you are the austrian idiot you are the german smell. return to stevenage. to our garagista cousins you may come our champinship. you may drive in the zoo….ahahahaha ,mclaren we will never forgeve you. gargista rascal FUck but fuck asshole england stink mercedes sqhipere shqipare..mercedes genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead mercedes..ahahahahahTOTOWOFL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 2007 .from finland we take the champion , mclraen return merc engine to your precious german….hahahahaha idiot mercedes and mclarn smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE MERCEDES FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. alpin+redbull+ferrari+alfaromeo=kill mercedes…you will 2007/ gimi alive in alfa, gimi scoring point of alfa . fast lap gimi alfa. we are rich and have sponsors now hahahaha ha because of gimi… you are ppoor stink merc… you develop in hovel hahahaha, you build car in yurtgimi alive numbr one #7 in alfa ….fuck the renault ,..FUCKk ashol mercs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur logo and driver. vasseur aliv and real strong wizard kill all the merc farm aminal with vroommagic now we the alfa rule .ape of the zoo principl toto wolf fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and FIAMG wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our formula we will crush u lik a skull of pig. alfa greattst team.https://vocaroo.com/1kdxLXhPjyDf
>>128671683I hate DUN DUN DUNIt represents everything that Liberty is doing to change F1The intro where all the drivers pose individually for the camera to shitty marvel music like its some fucking soap is bad enough, but what makes it worse is you cunts lap it up all the while claiming to despise the DTS babies and coDo you not realise why they are here? It's because they made F1 into a soapYou are cheering for your own downfallYou know i am right
just want cig sponsors, grid girls and 2nd racism
>>128672000I like it.I love the cheesy intro where all the drivers get their own little second to strike a pose like its some weeb shit, like 22 doing the screen behind them but too many close ups and funky lighting.t. zoomer born in 2000.
>>128672000figures you'd cape for arabsI will not tolerate the midrace Koran readings
>>128671683>DUN DUN DUN (nasheed bass boosted)I will enjoy this and I can't pretend I won't be.
>>128671990based
>>128668719
>>128672166yeah im born in 1999, being born in 2000 isn't an excuseabout the intro, i hate it, i would commit crimes to bring the chain back, but really that is beside the pointmy argument is that if you like the intro, you are the dts babby. That isn't bad in of itself, but you cannot both like the intro and complain about how f1 is being ruined by liberty media. liberty media's intentions are fully represented by that intro and the pushing of each drivers' face onto your screen, just to make sure you know who they are. The intended audience is people who watch f1 because of the drivers, not the cars, and if you can't guess the consequences of the sport from there then i dont know what else to say. Maybe you want those consequences, and thats fair enough. But if you don't, stop celebrating this trite
>>128666776>Haas: TBCincompetent pieces of shit get rid of them
>>128672312Deus abençõe
>>128672000based, KINO F1 intro coming throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpuTxPN4KTU
>>128666922Undo the damage done by ecclerstone.
>>128666776>>128666999>>128670917>he
amx to ferrari
>>128670103Fucking kek
>>128672321>being born in 2000 isn't an excuseI know I just wanted to bait any boomers into focusing solely on that.>about the intro, i hate it, i would commit crimes to bring the chain back, but really that is beside the pointmy argument is that if you like the intro, you are the dts babby. That isn't bad in of itself, but you cannot both like the intro and complain about how f1 is being ruined by liberty media. liberty media's intentions are fully represented by that intro and the pushing of each drivers' face onto your screen, just to make sure you know who they are. The intended audience is people who watch f1 because of the drivers, not the cars, and if you can't guess the consequences of the sport from there then i dont know what else to say. Maybe you want those consequences, and thats fair enough. But if you don't, stop celebrating this triteMeds.but also they should probably have them stand around their actual cars in it.or maybe just show old footage relevant to each team in order.
i wasted an entire day, yet again, indulging in my crippling addiction of a particular video game which I've deleted/installed probably 1000 times now. I can't fucking get rid of it. Help please,it's detrimental. F1 related because Leclerc, Norris play F1 video games.
>>128661416BRAP ham
>>128672458War Thunder is not good for you anon
>>128672321>fully represented by that intro and the pushing of each drivers' face onto your screenwho even knows what the into looks like. you should be posting DUN in the thread at that momenti have never watched the into
>>128672498it's league of legends
>>128672476they'll be back...
I thought Lily was a man at first because her Wikipedia kept saying He.
>>128672510even worse for you
reminder that max verstappen is a souless drone abused by his faggot father and his fans are the worst fanbase in f1 right now
If arabs buy f1 there is a chance we could go back to naturally aspirated engines
>>128672510grimi
>>128672321>zoomer trying really really hard to fit inI'm barely older than you but please, stop.
>>128672627It's ok Checo, I'm sure this year will be your year
>>128672666Fuel stops brought to you by Aramco
You stay away from /f1/ for a few weeks and you come back to FIA and FOM fighting and merctrannies shitting up the threadMaybe I should just die
>>128668725Gimi
I figured it out, the current F1 intro with all the music and close ups and DUN DUN DUN basically has the same vibes as an opening to a kids action show like Power Rangers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOIgxB_Xg4Qsame beats to garner people's attention immediately so the dopamine will be fresh in their minds for when they inevitably red flag after Sir Lewis gets a rock in his shoe.also unrelated but I blame the pink ranger in that show for giving a redhead AND girls with glasses fetish.
Hami
>>128672884>expecting decent quality posting at all times during off seasonYou've come back too early
>>128673007>pinkk ranger>not KimberlyZoomers really missed out
>>128666890I'd fuck him with an anti-tank grenade.
>open /f1/>scroll to the bottom>first thing i see is a picture from lost galaxy-lightspeed rescue-era power rangersI KNEEL
>>128673051Yeah cause off season lasts too long and I miss f1
>>128673071aye
Why does this guy still have a job?
>>128673071mom actually had me watch that one too. still prefer Kendrix.(even when she just fucking KWABed out of nowhere)
>>128672533in f1?
>>128673228sure.they can give Danny Ric & Doohan jobs/Piastri a job once he inevitably leaves McLaren.for the "All-Australian Lineup" they'd probably be after.
>the only reason the US hasn't invaded the entire middle east and taken all of their oil is because israel needs a stable country near them
>punches you
isn't it funny how europe is losing all influence and is falling to shitskins?
>>128673718It’ll be Russia soon anyways
>>128673650*kicks your face*
hi im new how do I spot dts babies?their driver preferences?
>>128673718https://youtu.be/G45WthPTo24
>>128673793*takes ice bath*https://twitter.com/WilliamsRacing/status/1617160525703512064
>>128673007>same beats to garner people's attention immediately so the dopamine will be fresh in their minds for when they inevitably red flagMeds, now
>>128673798it's easy>you like the post>based oldfag F1 enjoyer>you don't like the post>cringe dts baby, probably underage
For me, it'shttps://youtu.be/lwWRcX7Vs3M
>get on plane>pilot is Malaysian
>>128673798>dont know gimi>dont know alonso>like the black
>>128673911in your heart you know I have a point.why else include a sound effect for the lights too?so the backmarkers can know sooner? pfff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnJA9DPnotQ
>cars will never be cheap again
>>128673798aww i like that genmaybe the dutch have a point
>>128674271>"Just tax billionaires more, bruh"
>>128671202Fxx needed to be superior art of the deal they signed
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>>128674271>you will never own property>you will never own a car>you will rent both
>>128674336>tfw we don't tax billionaires at all
>>128674359>that picholy kino....
>>128672324I agree Arendenti for Haas leaving
>>128674390hey! that's about my country!
>>128674387embrace the bikepillnever has 180mph been so cheap
>>128674485Suicide on wheelsNo thanks, I'll stick with my Berlingo
>>128674516when youre 50 you'll regret not being able to say "i used to ride" and not having a story about shoulder checking a dumb bitch's mercshe was a really dumb bitch
>>128674516manliest dane
>>128674575I'd prefer actually making it to 50But don't let my hatred of bikes stand in the way of your fondess of them, you do you>>128674576There's absolutely nothing feminine about a Berlingo, but I'll take it
>>128674695dis nigga's daily driver is a van
>>128674695funnily enough part of the drive to get a bike was the perception that you swing your foot over it then explode but in reality there not that dangerousgravel and the space between the average drivers ears are the two biggest risks and you can mitigate them
>>128674695>There's absolutely nothing feminine about a BerlingoEasily the faggiest MPV on the market right now, and the previous gen was poofter-looking too. Should have bought a Partner.The first gen is alright, though, but still no as nice as the first gen Kangoo, which had that Twingo smile going on, very cute.
>>128674898i don't know how to feel about gravel trapsthey punish you so heavily for the tiniest mitakes
Rocking that Petronas green!
>>128674954Yeah, it's unfair to require that kind of care and proficiency from F1 drivers. After all, it's not the pinacle of car racing like rally is.
>>128675088>crash into another driver, nearly kill him and write off his car>box and change front wing, oh btw you get a 1 second penalty for crashing into him>miss your braking point by 1m>lol into the gravel trap you go, race over
>>128674974batty boy
What the fuck, the RB19 just flew over my house.
>>128674954I sort of get your point. However, its main purpose is safety so it's not going anywhere...
>>128672452I'd actually like a combination of what we have now and when they showed generic f1 cars racing each other in facsimile designs of the actual team liveries. Preferably with the drivers in the cars and visible this time instead of just being faceless helmets.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDfLI10EyKY
>>128675160git gud zoomer, use the pedal on the left if you're a pussy
>>128675160your first example should be a DSQ drivers get away with way too much because the stewards are giant pussies
he will never be a real boy
>>128675160We have to bring this back, FOM is only able to selectively enforce track limits and it's mental
he will always be a goblin
>>128675367yeah it does its job well as a safety measure but is it also meant to DNF drivers by design? i'm not sure too many inconsistencies in rules but thats what you get when french people govern something, just a big mess
>jamaican grand prix>cuban grand prix>dominican grand prix>puerto rican grand prix>aruban grand prixone of those will eventually happen
>84 times+scrambled instanceswhat is this about? HINT: it's not the "TING TING TING" one
>>128675626i hope not https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1673851522063304.webm
>>128675541imagine seriously taking a photo like this
>>128675626Belgrade grand prix when
>>128675541Bin Sulayim, throw this poof off of the Burj Khalifa
The duel with Gilles is something I'll never forget, my greatest souvenir of racing. You can only race like that, you know, with someone you trust completely, and you don't meet many people like him. He beat me, yes, and in France, but it didn't worry me - I knew I'd been beaten by the best driver in the world."-Rene ArnouxRene Arnoux on his classic battle with Gilles Villeneuve at Dijon, France, 1979."Gilles was the thoughest son of a bitch, he was really hard to fight against. But he was fair, he would have never pushed anyone out on purpose. That is why I get so pissed off today when somebody compares him to Senna. He was on another level, he was a true racer."-Keke Rosberg
>>128676041>Gilles was the thoughest i didn't know keke browsed 4chan
>>128667742Thats a lot of new female drivers there!What are the odds they'd all have that same first name tho?
a gimi before going to bed
edd straw: the cat
Michael Schumacher 4.53am
What about Hamilton dick
so is he based?
i haven't cum since my last wet dream (the day before christmas eve)
>>128676397nice man how are you feeling?
could go for a pizza rnmight make my heart stop jiggling weirdly
mohammed "Khashoggi Salami" ben sulayem
>my 3 car books came inholy fuck each one must weigh 1kg
>>128676637First time holding a book?
>>128676729i just weighed them and they're all 2.5kgmust be because of the hardcovers
>>128676490where did you find this cringeneither verstappen or leclerc have said anything against the no politics rule in fact both of them refused to kneel in 2020 and 2021 because they wanted less politics in f1
Edd Straw (Big Daddy)
Edd Straw (The Whale)
>>128676906What did you call me?
ggod night
>>128676938sorry. *ahem* All hail Eddard Kitchenborn of house Straw, the Breaker of Chairs, the First of His Size, Lord Paramount of Greggs, Consumer of the Sossig Rolls and King of the First Bakers.
>>128676981>>1286769942023 F1 WDC
>>128676981>>128676994dolls are taking the white wymens with their BDC
>>128677048
Gimi?
>>128677071Basee.
2023 is Ferrari's year and it's not gonna be the clerk
>>128677193It's okay to cope.
i dont give a fuck about mercdrones' opinions
>>128677244Mercdrone? What does that mean?
>>128677193 I emplore you to reconsider what you said sir
10 championships soon
>>128677289How and when
>>128677283kindly do the needful, sir
>>128677332just trust the science chud
>>128676472a thought occurred to me today that i could fuck my way through a foot thick wall of lead
mother of the universe, sainz is entering his 9th year in f1grim!
Are the Mercdrones in the room with you right now?
>>128677383Yes, we are watching a verstakek crash compilation rn
>Lewis Hamilton: I had bananas thrown at me and was called the n-word at schoolGood Dan imagine getting to go back in time to throw bananas at Poois and calling him a niBBer
>>128677334I warn you not to get too proudy, sirs should remember what happened in 2022 as a consequence of their overproudiness
>>12867733220232024202520262027202820292030Then he retires from f1 to be a racist in WEC
>>128677434i'm not his fan, i support ferrari, not the driversonly driver i supported while at ferrari was The Michael
>you HAVE to support ferrari in F1 >why?>uuhhhhhhhh
>>128677514yes
>>128677514only a DTS newfren would dispute that
>>128673309Should go for an Aussie and a Kiwi for the real ideal Brabham lineup. Any good Kiwis on the way to F1?
>>128677514i'm sort of a driver guy like i liked vettel and that kinda bled into liking redbull so when he left i liked maxbut i also like sainz and leclerki don't like hamilton because of obvious reasons but if he released more footage of him hooning around tokyo and shit i'd get on boardas for the mid field shitters botto is probably one guy i like
>>128677459We talking about Fernando? OP posted Shamiliton Fernando is a yes
>>128677573all I know is Lawson on the younger side, there's also Marcus Armstrong but I have no idea if anyone wants him though he is a huge gimi fan.Cassidy and Evans are both still in Formula E (to my knowledge) and are both very good, if we can get past them being 30, they could get drafted in but I'd prefer to see a NZ driver at McLaren in some capacity to force them to acknowledge their foundation. also Mitch Evans is extremely based.
>>128672627>t. Sergio Perez
you don't switch sides after supporting a team for 33 years
>its another my investment portfolio goes heavily into the red episode
>>128677656time to buy
Gimi
>>128677694what's she doing
>>128677692i've been in the red for the past year
>>128677709Being pretty
>>128677718what stocks are you in?
>>128677739dogecoin
>>128677748doge to le moon! we are all going to make it bros :')
>>128677739i'm mostly in index funds, vanguard, global x and nasdaqthe only stocks i have are APX and RAS which are both doing horribly
>>128677656just borrow lmao
>>128677818biz advice: sell it all and yolo into tech stocks, energy, and bitcoin
>>128677722I know you are gay.
>>128677851>tech stocks Anon they are probably the new equivalent to the automotive stocks and retail in 2008 they are currently cutting the most that tells me good signs are not on the way energy is a good and is stable and bitcoin would be better if you buy Gold chinamen and poos and Ruskies stockpiling far too much
>>128677950that gaydar working 24/7 huh
>>128677841very interesting thing to say for a greek
>>128677993It's easy to spot when someone posts Zhou in a drag and calls it pretty.
>>128677950nop
>>128677989Gold has very little to do with the dollar it seems
>>128678150True but lots of stockpiling tells me if something goes down geopolitically it will have value also silver is going to have supply issues because of Peru being on fire
/neethours/
/neetlife/
>>128678196China is a paper tiger and Russia is literally poor. All we are going to get are proxy wars in foreign nations and I am hearing murmurings that it will be Iran next. Also, nothing ever happens, America is the New Babylon and it is too strong to be toppled from without.
how did McLaren let this go
>>128678406too busy building poor quality supercars
>>128677289When Max retires, do you think he's going to start doing the social work that Lewis does, or do you think he'll just become racist?
>>128678282my BALTIC BROTHER
>>128678451max will probably start racing in another category like endurance racing, along with alonso whose body is kept artificially alive via life support while he is plugged into a cockpit module 24/7
>>128678451keep being racist and then >Le mans: AMXWL>indy500: AMXWL>FmEme: AMXWL
>>128666776Gimi
sirs...
f1 related
>>128678909sirs
>>128678959*goes*
the fuck, sainz has a female gf? that's surprising
>>128678989um sir what did you think?
>>128679012wtf thats a big family
>>128678917I was skeptical of it being racist until I read Italian.
monke want 8 wdcmonke want bananmonke no want poo in his loo
>2015 Suzuka 17 year old AMD AMX overtakes Alonso in a Toro Rosso, triggering Alonso into his GP2 engine rant>As a result Honda fucks off to Toro Rosso and then Red Bull.>6 years later AMD AMX uses the Honda engine to KWAB the neekeri.>Alonso still kwabbing in shitter midfield cars.Pottery.
37 days... just 37 days............
>>128679204red bull won despite honda, its thanks to the air bender nuisee how alpha tauri is doing
races for this feel?
good morning and thousand curses upon mercedes
>only 37 daysless than I thought, new year's eve feels like it was just yesterday yet we're almost at february
>>128679323>yet we're almost at februaryshit is so fucked up you can not believe
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
>>128679428based "Good morning to gimiposters and racists" poster
feels good to be on the bulk again
>>128679339if only you knew how bad things really are...
neekeei homolton
sorry for the neekeri word typonew attempt:neekeri homolton
>>128679428good morning to good morning to gimiposters and racists postergimi
the motorsport world is run by angloshow does this make you feel
>implying I feel
>williams judd
>>128672000Imagine not liking Max cheeky smirk at the end of the 2022 intro
>>128679428he got that nascar facial hair
mfw boycunny
>Magnusson had to get hand surgery
>>128667494
Money truly is the root of all evil
>>128679905Wrong. There is an entity far more evil and powerful than money.
>>128679927
>>128679927True
>customer named nikkeriShit, I can not address her surname with straight face. F1 related for obvious reasons.
>>128679954her name is nikki you are just so consumed by racism that you read nikkeri
>>128679845That's a crackhead calendar>Lausitzring>some street circuit in Helsinki>fucking SURFERS PARADISE
>>128666879>>128667235>>128667276Does this mean they bring grid girls back?
fuck it im gonna say itGIMI
>>128680043Exquisite post
>>128668930Keep F1 away from Arabs as much as possibleYou don't know what you're dealing with /f1/They're 2nd only to kikes on cost cutting shenanigans as well as removing champagne celebrations and killing grid girls returning for goodArab tracks are utter dogshit, I'd rather have a mostly European season rather than a season with 50% Arab tracks
Bottas-Sauber 2025 WDC WCC with Binotto helping design the car.surely.
>>128680043I'm more of a MIGA guy myself
>>128680147Based beyond human comprehension
>>128680162post a miga then
>>128680173>30 years in the sport with a single win to their name from a Polish guy ironically while lugging a German engine behind himthey've more than earned it.even if they might've fucked with my boy Joe Da Nazi.
>>128680199
>>128679279>>128679323I wish it was more.
fuck it im gonna say itI WILL EAT A FAT PIZZA
>>128680264it's 10:45 4u
>>128680108I know, that's why I asked in the first place. I think both suck, >>128670295 is the only correct answer
>>128680277yeah, i'm waiting for Dominos to open
>>128680258thats a nice miga
>>128680289>Texas oil baron F1Holy based
>>128680258Those animals once loved and were happy
>lynyrd skynyrd concerts at EVERY grand prix
>>128680351Very based
>>128680340>finns>happy
They could hold sprint races and the duration could be until Freebird finishes.
>>128680351>Intro music replaced by some country song>Croft and Brundle replaced by the fattest, whitest, most racist commentators possible>ad break every 5 minutes>"ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL pitstop for RED BULL, brought to you by MARGARITAVILLE RESORTS"
how about we don't have sprint races
>>128680409Although I respect your opinion, I would have to dismiss your particular want since I myself thoroughly enjoy sprint races.
>>128680407>Croft and Brundle replaced by the fattest, whitest, most racist commentators possibleEdd Straw, the racist?>>128680409For F2 Presented by Hooters™ obviously.
>>128680429t. liberty media shareholder>>128680431>Presented by Hooters™uhm sweaty that's kinda sexist, yikes
>>128680407>ad break every 5 minutes
>>128680429This post was made by a paid PR operative of either mercedes or liberty media
>>128680429>I myself thoroughly enjoy sprint races
>>128680483What's wrong with being sexy?
>>128680507>and as we head into lap 33- OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT LEWIS HAMILTON'S CAR GOING UP IN FLA->dun dun dun dun AND A LITTLE BIT A' CHICKEN FRIED
>>128679306Alpha Tauri has Tsunoda, and Gasly spent all of 2022 pretending to be a shitter so Alpine would sign him (if he performed too well, they'd never go for him for fear of him outperforming the rat)
>>128680671>Alpine has 2 typical midfield drivers>yet they are both race winnersthis feels so weird
>>128680707>McLaren has a future world champion and one of the top 3 drivers on the grid>He still has 0 wins
>>128680536i wouldn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdOBsaK4OvU
>>128680717that was 2018, anon
>>128678105Go back to kpg Yejibro
>>128680337>>Texas oil baron F1>mfw it's revealed to be michael and he was never in a coma in the first place - he faked it all along, biding his time to make his glorious returnbros.. the SOVL is too much... i can't handle it.......... i'm gonna pass out
gimi 497
gimi 498
gimi dree steps misdur :DDD
gimi 500
>page 2it's over...
gimiwun goodreeson :DDwhy weneed doobe like dem :DDDDD
>>128679965Oi methhead not crackhead
>>128680765Brother we need race... Sorry
>>128681078>>128681078>>128681078 nu
>>128681083
>>128677514RED CAR
>>128667193That's not what happened
