Good morning sirsWhich side are you on for today's big match?
>>125726103I'm American and I eat breakfast more like the right one.
the pancakes are enough for me thanks
Vegetables, let alone a whole tomato plant, are not for breakfast
>that feelio when baked beans prices havent recovered yet
>>125726181Dis nigga ain't eating beans
>>125726103>Vine tomatoes>That many beans>That many mushrooms>no black pudding>No hashbrown>No fried slice>Parsley Clearly a sabotage job to make the american breakfast look appealing
>>125726103Replace the beans with the hash browns and I'm full the full English
Both look kinda disgusting tbqh.
>>125726103those sausages are too skinny, they don't look like proper British sausages
>>125726223You eat millipedes
>>125726103I’ll take both please thanks lass
>LOOK AT THIS MASS PRODUCED FAST FOOD THINGY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LOW QUALIUTY>NOW WATCH ME AS I FEED MY EGO TAKING 2 HOURS TO MAKE THE SAME THING BUT BETTER>basedjak.pngwhat a fucking cunt this guy is
>>125726103English because I haven't tried it, I'm pretty sure it doesn't look like that, I remember they slice up their tomatoes and cook them for instance
>>125726285>singlehandedly keeping at least 2 shops in businessbased
>>125726285Proper set of food, innit?
>>125726103>Full English>More than two tomatoes>No hash browns>No fried bread>No black puddingUtter disgrace
>>125726103CAM ON INGERLUNDSCORE SAM FACKING GOALS
>>125726103full english, except replaced the beans with hashbrowns and add some coleslaw, ta
>>125726285imagine the shit
>>125726241Less disgusing desu.Those beans look like fucking diarahea.
>>125726103I can tell that food was made by an American by seeing how the British one looks.
>>125726405They're somewhat normal actually, the logs might be a bit bigger but it isnt too differentt. Used to be like this
>>125726103is there non veg items in this plate of full english?
>>125726103I'd pick full english, those hash browns at yank one looking tasty though
>>125726285Ladies and gentlemenChavs
>>125726439He's a new York Jew YouTuber
>>125726211I miss having a little black and white pudding with my brek, best part of my mornings when I was in Ireland/UK. Honestly think NA is worse for not having those present culturally
>>125726285>2 full plates of food per restaurant How do you even eat that much?
>>125726103American should replace the pancakes with steak and the scrambled eggs with two fried eggs. Keep the bacon and hash browns. Throw in an endless refill of black diner coffee and you're set.
>tomatoes on a plant thing>Green shit all over the eggs>Shitty thin sausages>Awful looking eggsNo full English looks like that pal.
>>125726497I swear Jews are the worst at appropriating other peoples cultures.I remember an episode of Barefoot Contessa when that fat Jewish bitch was trying to make a British bacon sandwich and completely ruining it.Looked nothing like the shit we eat over here
>>125726543>resources so bountiful that they even serve crude oil in coffee cupsGod bless America
>>125726453Normally you'd have sausages and rashers (more than what's on that plate), black pudding and sometimes a bit of gammon. Those tomatoes wouldn't be there, we'd just have one or two mushy fried ones to add colour to the plate. Whoever prepared OP's plates is a bit of a nonce in all honesty.
>>125726103I'm going to sound like a traitor here but the Full English looks better. That being said the American looks really good too, they're two of the greatest meals you can find.
>>125726555No English person says pal
>>125726103Who the fuck eats that many tomatoes in one sitting
>>125726596We do in the Norf retard
>>125726103>those skinny sausagesFUCK OFF
I was in Scotland in July and the Scottish breakfasts there were great. Sausages, fried eggs, beans, black pudding, even the haggis was delicious. I'm convinced the UK maxed out on breakfast for their cuisine, it's their equivalent of dinner in Italy or Spain. Nobody does breakfast like the British.
>>125726103Yikes. The heck is this? That definitely is no English breakfast.
>>125726614Scottish square sausages are well tasty.
>>125726596Look a bit silly saying that tbf mate
>>125726103Brittish food is mostly trash but the Full English is the king of breakfasts
>>125726103If you were going all out on the American breakfast there would be sausage too for sure, also likely to include one or more of english muffins, biscuits, or toast. The pancakes are also interchangeable with waffles although I personally prefer good pancakes to waffles.
What kind of paedophile puts a dozen tomatoes on a plate and calls it breakfast?
>>125726285>be me>former dudelmao fatty now clean eating /fitizen/My old Wisconsin fatty stoner winter sunday>drive around the corner to Dunkin Donuts for half dozen and large coffee. smoke a bowl, watch packers game and eat all the donuts = 1620 cals>game ends, gonna go hang out with my stoner bros in the afternoon. need to grab lunch first. drive to Hardees for. Bacon Cheese Thickburger combo with fries and drink = 1300 calories>drive to friends' house to smoke and play board games. Order two Large pizzas from Roman Candle for dinnner. Eat 5 slices and drink 2 beers = 1800 calories>smoke up some more and go across street to convenience store for pint of Ben & Jerry's Late Night Snack = 1080 caloriesYup on those Sundays I could eat average 5800 calories
>>125726672It's spelled "pedophile"
>>125726103>whole tomatoes lmao>runny eggs with no toast to mop up the yolk>fucking canned beansAmerican mogs the fuck out of the English. Only thing I'd steal from them is the mushrooms.
>>125726103>Huevos>Frijoles>Salchicha>Orégano>TomatesThat's literally a Mexican breakfast, well done English bros, i don't know why the whole world makes fun of your food, but you clearly know how to have a good breakfast.
>>125726675This is why I had to quit weed, I would eat like a fucking fatass EVERY time
>>125726614dinner is a europawn thing, italians and spanish go have a three course meal at the middle of the day while hans and nigel work
>>125726687The things that make the modern English cuisine bad (fried doughy everything) aren't present in the breakfast. The pudding and maybe any bread might be fried a bit and that's it
>>125726685You normally have sliced tomatoes and toast / fried bread with a full English.This guy is incompetent
becoming a vegetarian turned my life around. i dunno if it's possible to be allergic to meat, but now that i've given it up i have so much more energy
>>125726103That's not how we eat our tomatoes.
>>125726681Only a paedophile would spell it without the a.
>>125726729Less colesterol swings, less insuling spikes. Its honestly that simple. I've also been vegan for 3 years now, OP pic disgusts me
>>125726103Never understood why English Breakfast gets so much hate, British cuisine may be unappetizing but English breakfast looks tasty
>>125726285I will never understand how these monsters don’t violently puke all this food right back up when it reaches the tipping point, do they have black holes in their stomache?
>>125726103>that many faggoty tomatoes>anything greendon't think so pal
That's way too much for breakfast, no wonder you're all obese.cuscuz com ovo/costela >>>>>>>>>>
>>125726757>eating large quantities of beans, blood sausage, normal sauasages and bacon first thing in the morning
>>125726685That's not a real English breakfast though. That's like celebrating USA beating England's Under 19s.
>>125726729Probably from all the processed shit, eating a lot of red meat can have that effect but more broadly it's probably the extra garbage the industry shoves into itThe disproportionate amount of meat people usually eat fucks with you too, the full English is pretty well balanced in comparison
>>125726103Thanks a lot Luigi, now I'm starting my day angry after seeing that pitiful excuse for a Full English. I bet the chef is so fucking smug about it too.
>>125726103I'm going to support USA because they are mutts like us and ingerland is faggot and niggerLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO USA
>>125726806and a cup of tea to wash it down with
>>125726840Way too many vegetables in that box.
>>125726763Is this more your speed?
>>125726827and the american breakfast looks so tasty
>>125726806What the fuck, the mayonnaise on the bread makes me yuck>>125726824Now we're talking, yummy.
this morning's brekkie
>>125726897>>125726876Why do you eat this stuff?
>be a Burger>Irish guy opens pub in my city>claims to serve proper full English breakfast; puddings, British bacon, British sausages, etc>fuck yes I love that shit >go there and order it>receive pic related I’ve had good English breakfasts before. This is not one.
>>125726103>13 vine tomatoes >no black pudding Disgusting
>>125726103>pancakes normalizing cake for breakfast is crazy lel.
>>125726285>Chicago shirt>Yankee hat>that beard>that physiqueThis dude is a friggin mess-and-a-half.
>>125726160t. man with 3 different types of ass cancer
English if I had to choose, but I'd rather eat my oatmeal because I care about my gut health
>>125726757does it get hate? i hear a lot of people saying it's like the only good thing about british food
>>125726103I will never understand how you can eat that much greasy food in the morning
>>125726103>Scrambled eggsSometimes my Countrymen really embarrass me
>>125726893>the mayonnaise on the bread??
>>125726893That's butter retard
>>125726249getting real tired of this youtube “””chef””” trend tbqhwy
>>125728261Nah bro you're weird. Scrambled eggs are top tier. I prefer over easy or sunny side but have scrambled every so often. I especially like doing it myself or an omelette.
>>125726103What food are these? (pic)
>>125727022>trusting an irishman
>>125728490Left to rightHashbrowns, scrambled eggs, mushrooms. Not sure if portobello or something else.
>>125728490On the American side those are hashbrowns and scrambled eggs with green onions
i'll have my butter bread tartine an apple and none that crap thanks lad
>>125726103screw both sides let me make a new plate based on both of them>hashbrowns>tomatoes>mushrooms>scrambled egg>sausages>bacons'ate beans'ate sunny side upspancake doesn't belong on main dishsimple as
>>125726285I hate Americans.
>>125728628I hate bongs
>>125728759he's american too, fatty
>>125726756I'm thinking about becoming a vegetarian too but meat is just more satisfying to eat desu
Ideal breakfast 2 sausage2 baconFried slice (buttered on one side NOT deep fried)BreadPotato cake2 black puddingGrilled tomatoesMushroomsBrown sauceBubble and squeak OR hash brown your choice
>>125728906That's enough food for a whole day
>>125726116>dis nigga eatin' beans
>>125728937DIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS
>>125727022Oh man, that's grim. Dude is at a crossroads. Needs to step up breakfast game or concentrate on other options
>>125728933Yes retard? Not heard of "breakfast is the most important meal of the day"? This is why builders and heavy labourers always favour the full english, keeps you going till supper.
>>125728628Weird thing to say when replying to a bong webm.
>>125726285this is the post
>>125726558Which is why New York pizza sucks
>>125726103Full english without the beansThough i want the yanks to win tonight
I'm rooting for neither I'm just here for the chaos
>>125726614Lunch is the big difference with Northern Europe, not dinner. Which is why we don't eat much for breakfast
>>125727022Grim. Looks dry as fuck.
With that said I'd take a proper full English over the American breakfast any day
>>125726285I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPIES
>>125726384>hash browns>with a full englishFuck off Yank cunt.
>>125726506You have to condition yourself to it, your stomach will quite literally stretch out over time. I'm super tall and have a large frame and used to be able to eat a ton, but after I got into regulating my diet and exercising, I got to where I couldn't do it anymore even if I wanted to, I feel full fairly quickly and always have plenty of leftovers when eating out now, while I know multiple people a foot shorter than me that weigh as much as me or significantly more in a few cases. They'll order 2-3x of everything, eat all of it in one go, then suck down shit snacks and soda all day in between meals.
>>125726103Two plates of shit, wouldn't eat either
>>125726249>make the thing but CHEAPER>use equipment for thousands of dollars which no normal people have, and cook for like 6h The guy is a bit of a cunt
>>125726285get in lad get it down yeh WuHEYYYY
>>125726596look at this dude
>>125726776continental breakfast sucks, also you drink wine in the morning and end up feeling sleepy by 2pm hence the fiesta phenomenon, English Breakfast keeps you going, most people will only have a light lunch after having one, the food keeps you full until 5pm when it's time for dinner, it's an effective meal.
>>125726217this is how I eat minewe are brothers, you and I
Is there a partial English breakfast? If so what is taken out from the full?
>>125726285>two cans of Sprite with a fry-upWhy? Feels like such a weird choice of drink. I always just have some orange juice.
>>125727022Stuff on the left looks like colcannon (or however you spell it) which is like an Irish bubble & squeak. Grim looking breakfast though, yeah.
>>125726285why is he nodding all the time
>>125733589To make the video less boring for ADHD zoomers.
>>125731037nobody has wine in the morning here. the siesta thing is caused by getting to bed late, something pretty common here. i agree that the english breakfast is an effective meal. here we are not used to have a big meal when we wake up, not during the week al least
I don't eat any vegetables so left.
>>125726103pancakes for breakfast is grim but i prefer how americans do their bacon to us
they both look pretty good
for me its 5 weet bix with a teaspoon of sugar
>>125733589Nod of approval
>>125726103I sure love all my butter on a single pancake, followed by 3 dry pancakes
>>125726806why do they put tomatoes on it. why do they do it. they just cut them in half, and burn the flat side on a dry pan. you can't sear a tomato because it's filled with water. they also put canned, chopped tomatoes in little plastic tubs next to the beans. to who's benefit exactly. its a complete mystery to me. it's just going in the compost.
>>125726103corr love a full english me
>>125726897cooooorrrrrr looks lush x
>>125733589He's wiggling his head back and forth to help the food slide down his gullet.
>>125726103Can I skip the beans? No beans in breakfast.>waffles with syrupthat just too much, too heavy for any meals.
>>125726103For me, it’s the full English.
>>125728759I can't tell if this guy is 45 or just a very unfortunate 25 year old
>>125741760some beautiful anglo breasts for you my faithful yank compatriot
>>125726103I fucking love beans, but I have no idea how bongs eat THIS kind of beans... its basically fucking ketchup but with SHITLOADS of sugar and some mush, its disgustingbeans arent supposed to be fucking sweet, thats just not right
>>125742205It's an acquired taste, Japanese love baked beans since nato is similar. I prefer tomato's with a full English over beans personally. You need one or the other else the meal is especially dry.
>>125726729Probably something to do with what they put in animal feed these days
>>125726211 hash browns aren't part of a full English
>>125742205Love these bad boys
>>125726729watch out lad don't go full cray crayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQkN1O1rOnc
>>125726103A balanced dish must have vegetables, some carb and some protein.
Do people really eat this much for breakfast? Dont you have to get up a hour early to make that?I just have a black coffee for breakfast usually.
>>125726116>bong in the muttland
>>125726103American breakfast is more edible than the bong breakfast.
>>125726876>the bottle isn't batteredwhat a waste
>>125743236>Dont you have to get up a hour early to make that?There's a greasy spoon cafe(pronounced caff not caf-eyyy like those soufren nonces) every half a mile where you can buy a breakfast early in most places. If you've been drinking the night before eating a breakfast that big is a hangover remedy, if people make it at home its on a sunday, lunch is skipped and a roast dinner is consumed at about 4pm.
>>125743236It's usually eaten, either in a full form or bits of it in bread, by men who work digging the roads up or in utilities. They have that because at lunchtime they're covered in filth. I'd have a fully once a week and a sausage and bacon and egg sandwich on the other days for breakfast when I was working for the power grid. At lunchtime I'd just have water and if my hands were clean, fruit. But that breakfast would usually sort me for the day until I got home. Obviously if you worked in an office and ate that regularly you would die
>>125728261What's wrong with a bit of scramblies?
>>125742117Sydney Sweeney is an absolute BABE
>>125726103rather eat neither
>>125726596they absolutely do, why do mutts think they can tell white nations what they do and don't do. The absolute state of you lot pal.
>>125726285he must be rich af, I could not afford all that food everyday.
If the US wins, the sport will forever be known worldwide as Soccer. That is non-negotiable.If England wins,the sport will forever be known as football, even in the US.If it's a tie, nothing changes, UNLESS US advances out of Group and England does not, then the sport is forever known as quiddich
>>125730407YOU fuck off, hash browns are a perfectly acceptable addition to a proper English breakfast. I bet the only ones you have are from Morrisons cafe as you wait for the dole office to open.
Morning scran, r8
>>125743817I'd eat it
>>125726285based goyslop enjoyer
What are you ordering Bongs?
>>125743817I'd just add rice and call it lunch
I’m rooting for England. I am ashamed of our treasonous peasant rebellion against King and Country in the 1770’s. We were rightfully subjects of His Majesty, George the Third, by the Grace of God, King of Great Britain, France and Ireland, Defender of the Faith. May God Almighty rest his noble soul in peace. For that reason, and that reason alone, I shall not wish my rogue breakaway “nation” victory over our former, rightful, and unduly deposed colonial overlords. God save the King, and may England conquer the Cup, as she once conquered the world. On Friday, in support of England, I shall have breakfast of eggs, rasher bacon, black and white pudding, Heinz beans, grilled tomato, and Lincolnshire sausage. Pic related. Far from perfect, but it’s the only English style breakfast served anywhere in my city. Lunch shall be fish and chips at a pub in my city that a guy from Liverpool opened. Fucking amazing fish. Liverpool-guy is bro as fuck too. Intensely hates Leeds for some reason. If someone asks him suggestions on where to visit in England, he says “Anywhere but fukkin Leeds. Fuck Leeds, and fuck anyone from Leeds.”
>>125742117Absolutely gorgeous, this makes me hard.>>125728906Ditto.
>>125743927chicken and waffles for breakfast is the best version of American breakfast
>>125743927All I see is heart disease
>>125726103Missing the weird black thing on the English plate?
>>125743970Fuck off, you traitor. You must renounce your citizenship and move to the shithole calling Bong.
>>125743953feijao assim é uma merda anão
Do Anglos really start the day with 2500 cal?
>>125744249Yeah it looks like. It explains the obesity epidemic being prevalent in bong.
>>125743970absolute chad. Good for you, enjoy your pint mate. I'll be enjoying a cold one later with the game. God save the king.
>>125726876Eh, I’d try it. Pic is basically breaded/fried spam at an Okinawa-style izakaya near my apartment in Osaka. It’s delicious a s fuck. No reason to believe everything in that box isn’t also tasty.
>>125744064that would be black pudding, courtesy of lancashire.
>>125743739It's a zoomer thing
>>125743927CORRRRR. NEED the Big Country Skillet in my life.
>>125743520>>125743465Thats fair enough, thanks
My Brekky:>bacon>sausages>black pudding>beans>toast>scrambled eggDon't like mushroom or tomato so they gone. Also, pint of coca cola. Don't always eat like this but I'm in a good mood for England today.
>>125726103Sar, i will be honest, those britishers are bloody benchods.Beans would qualify as breakfast only for a britisher rascals, strong americans player needs the full americanAnd that's why we'll win against those bitches tonightUSA USA USA
>>125744071Is it different than our beans?
>>125726241Fair play yanky
>>125726502They're present in the Midwest germanic/Scandinavian and Appalachian Scotch-irish communities. As for everyone else, they are catching back up, as old fashioned becomes new again. I can get blood for sale locally, and I now own a nice sausage making apparatus. My first regenerative pasture-farmed meatbox is arriving soon, and I will be sausage making with organ meats. Perhaps I will go for blood sausages next time?As for store bought, I have a local "german-grocers" I think they might do blud-sausage. They do like 50 sausages, pates, salads Krauts and such
>>125726103Wheres the black pudding ? Get rid of the tomatoes they're rank mate
>>125726103That's lunch, not breakfast. Breakfast involves crossaint with butter and capucchino
>>125746294Meds know best
Behold, the “Brunch for Two”. A Bloody Mary sold at a place in Nashville TN. 55oz (~1.6L) Bloody Mary 2 fried Cornish game hens 2 scotch eggsFried okra Avocado Habanero Olives
>>125746431I'd fuck it
>>125746431I'd try it, but I wouldn't pay for it
>>125746294that is known as a girl's breakfast here
>>125742117>American>Irish surnameNOT ANGLO
>>125726103>more plantbased proteins>less carbsBong breakfast for me.
>>125747103>$55Bro it’s honestly a steal for what it is. It’s a “hip” restaurant in a trendy urban area; you’d easily pay $12+ for just a normal (and normal-sized) Bloody Mary anywhere in the area. This is several of those, plus all the food.
>>125726103how much though? i bet the american one would cost like $12 while the english would run you about £25 in most of your cities.
>>125747938>the english would run you about £25 in most of your cities.No
>>125747678yeah but its a disgusting combination
>>125748070to be fair it looks like one of those full English breakfasts you would buy at a high class hotel or restaurant
we dont have a remarkable breakfast herejust the standard buttered toast, coffee, orange juice
>>125726285I diagnose clogged arteries and heart failure at 29
>>125726285holy fucking based
the fuck is black pudding, some sort of blood sosig?
>>125726285>starts at 11:30just doing an intermittent fast
>>125748275fookin poncey shite
>>125726285This is food addiction
The English side looks fine. Certainly healthierBut I really don't think anything can top eggs, pancakes, and bacon. Hash browns are whatever
>>125747369pooing in the woods stance
>>125730209Just wait 30 minutes later and you'll begin to regret that choice
>>125726285SV MVCH SOVL
>>125728536The meal on the left is literally a gay construction worker's breakfast.
>>125747369Why is she orange? I'm worried.
>>125743586Daily reminder:Your armpit of a country is a degeneracy factory. It has more trannies, nonces, faggots, junkies, derelicts, lunatics, etc. per capita than any western nation. Our minority problems pale into insignificance when compared to yours. Not only that, but your minority problems are largely home grown, whereas ours are imported. They're a problem of your own making; something your culture created. They ARE you. Your country is dying. It's a progerian state; it is simultaneously going through puberty and its death throes - and you're too stupid to do anything about it. We will outlast you. Every western nation will. You're lucky we even post here; that we tolerate your presence, you disgusting sub human wretch.
For me, it’s corned beef and eggs from the local diner.
That's too much meat in the morning, I'll never understand it. A boiled egg + some ham slices on bread at most
>>125748733Peroxide blonde and orange skin is considered a la mode for women in working class households.
Tom Brady and other health nuts go pretty light on breakfast. Kale smoothies, that sort of thing.Thinking that's the way to go to maintain high energy throughout the day rather than stuffing yourself so early on
I just want to see this board burning. Tonight will be one of the greatest nights on the history of /sp/
>>125726824the advertisement>>125726806the actual thing you're getting
>>125726876>no deep fried black puddingnah m8
>>125726103Left but I prefer the eggs on the right. Hash browns need some hot sauce too
>>125726285what a fucking lad
on a diet and the sight of these full englishes are killing me
>>125746294where's the meat lad?
>>125742205Those suck, now Watties beans, those are delicious on toast
>>125728759>Not using breadKEK
>>125748977What are you talking about? Americans legitimately do not care that much about soccer. And there's no chance we beat England. There's no burning going to happen
>>125743781Potato of any sort doesn't go into a Full English, you pathetic Yankified cunt.Now fucking kill yourself.
>>125749253you can have bacon and eggs and hashbrown/bread la. bacon macros actually decent
>>125749647Dave, please go back to your containment thread (/brit/).
>>125726103Burgers vs Bongs this is the big one
>>125726241and they eat crickets, and those big fuckoff woodland cockroaches the size of a childs fist.ive seen them on roadside stands in north vietnam
>>125749316Watties is owned by Heinz and has been for 30 years.
>>125749744I'll do that when you slit your throat.
>>125737831you absolutely can sear a tomatoit's like any other thing filled with juices, you just have to fry it at a high enough temperature to cook it before it can relinquish those juicesalso salting tomatoes draws out moisture so they can be dried more thoroughly before searing
>>125749845So angry, Dave. Maybe you should go back to where you belong. x
>>125749915And maybe you should kill yourself. The world would be a much better place, Kevin.
>>125749978I'll cook you some hash browns Dave, you'll feel better afterwards.
>>125742205I just can't do beans at allI wish I couldI try to like them but I just can't
>>125726103don't have the picture on hand but>TRANTTE NO PESTO
>>125750140I'll feel better when you Yankified cunts kill yourself, Kevin.
>>125750229It's okay Dave, you'll land a job eventually. Maybe. Just enjoy some hash browns in the meantime.
>>125748844lol you lost bong
Sauteed spuds > hash browns
>>125750326And maybe you'll do society a favour and end your life, Kevin.
>>125728906That's more like it>>125728933>american tapping out from a mealkwab
>>125746431just cramming every "hangover cure" into a single thingprobably $50 like every overpriced gimmick meal
>>125726103It's Black Friday. Tradition demands that breakfast is a gobbler sandwich. Bread, mashed potatoes, gravy, craneberry sauce, turkey.
>>125743781anon is right, hash browns don't belong on a full english
>>125751589there's none in that picture
>>125726103I'd eat Full English breakfast.For lunch.
>>125748733never heard of slags b4 m8?
>>125753332truly, we are brothers <3
>>125726285I bet he moans when he eats my fatass buddy used to it’s fucking weird
>>125726103Prefer to eat fruit with pancakes desu
>>125750616How often do you buy cocktails in a bar?
>>125753332What's the yellow drink?
>>125726249mad how much simple cooking shows anger 4channers
>>125726103>sugary pancakesDisgusting. American breakfast is so trashy. Give me English
>>125726103Full English is absolute kino. I don’t understand the global hate that British cuisine gets.
>>125726285>brit>new york yankees hat>some sort of chicago team shirt>american style neckbeardwhat's going on
>>125758072he also says "suger donut" and ive never heard anyone ever say that. sounds like an americanism
>>125757864>American flag>he thinks pancakes are such a core standard American breakfast fare they warrant dismissing all of it in general as “trashy”What weird ass part of America do you live in?
>>125726285>eating fries with a forkthe city of england
/fit/ here on vacation for the WC. Not enough eggs in any of these pictures.
>>125758538>sounds like an americanismYou would be wrong, friend. Never heard “sugar donut” in my life before that webm. He also says “mum” and “chips”. Plus, “oasis” is not a thing at American McDonald’s.
>>125749412Holy fucking newfag
>>125745189sim, é cheio de conservante e doce, uma bosta
>>125746294When I was on a skii trip in Andorra the hotel served bacon and eggs with croissants for breakfast. So simple, and to this day still the best breakfast I've ever had.
British """"people"""" literally be eating baked mufuggin beans for breakfast lmao
>>125726103>Merican Pancakes English is more of a brunch
>>125726211perfect analysisLooks like there's only 1 rasher of bacon and all. isnt it funny when the scots pinch our breakfast and rebrand it "a full Scottish"; so petty.
>>125726103I don't comprehend how anglos manage to eat that much food in the morning, a cup of coffee is enough to make me full.
Last time I ate beans was 2 years ago, am I doing it wrong lads?
>>125764514You don't eat it everyday, unless you want to die before your 40th of heart disease.
>>125726103If they remove the beans and arrange the sausages and tomatoes the English Breakfast will actually look top class
>>125728906this is more like it
>>125726976Yeah stick to your Polski delights for brekkie
>>125774858Gorgeous at 6am with a full glass of vodka
>>125764514That’s because your a favela dwelling transvestite prostitute with AIDs. Your coffee is made from open sewer water
>>125773978Don't you Scots have your own with white pudding and square sausage?