aflw gf tomorrowdraft on the 28thdiscuss them
woke up covered in piss again, had too many drinks last night
>>125709096based billy brownless
>ynr nic daicos and jack ginivan dock each other whilst zooming with chad warner
>>125709096You need to start working out ragesperg, it'll calm you down and the nocturnal emmisions (either piss or cum) will subside
>match with 6 girls on bumble>none of them send a message and all the matches expire
elon killed millionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz1_FFLQgBY
>>125712145To save trillions
i literally run this shitheap of a general
nina morrison's hairy cunt and asshole
WAKE UP NEET SPASTICS
up and at them
fiending for some goyslop strangely, thinkin red rooster
i have no idea what it is to be a man
>>125716970yet you'll never be a woman.tough situation you're in, Deano.
>>125716160Haven't had red rooster since 2012 after almost all of them closed in Adelaide
2nd hue goal was hilariously good.
>>125717185>14 minuteswho the fuck does this worthless faggot think he is, who the fuck is gonna watch 14 minutes of this dumb unfunny fuckwit
>>125717368WHY IS MY LIFE SO SHID Dx Dx>gets video provided explaining why said life is so shitWHO DA FUG HAS GOD DOIME DUH WADGE DAT Dx Dx
oh no no no jordiesbros....
Youngish chick I've never seen before at work walked past wearing a skin tight black dress that only just covered her ass, short and very thin but great ass shouldn't be able to wear that at work fucking hell please wear office appropriate attire
>>125717767ask her out you queer
>>125717767could you see panty lines? ive started looking at girls in tight dresses because if you cant see a panty line, that means their bare pussy is there so i follow them to see if they sit down/bend over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-7vs0BkLEflateartherbros................its not looking good
>>125717844>asking a girl out at workShan't be doing this. Never seen her before, no idea where her desk is, could be a different floor all together. And what am I going to do, walk up unannounced and ask if she wants to go out when she doesn't know me?Besides I'd never date someone I work with. Too risky. Once they find out I'm a racist, sexist, anti Semitic alcoholic they'd have too much dirt on me to get me fired if things went south which they inevitably would. I'll have to be content with perving.
Lots to do today. Shall be doing some of it.
want to punch elijah tsatas in the face
Why is everyone on alf tall, rich, white, full head of hair and knows a lot about women? I feel like the only manlet with a shit hairline, tiny bank account and no gf ever
>>125719773I'm tall, okish bank account, full head of hair, slept with over 20 womenBut ive also has a dry spell for almost 12 months, increasingly isolated, retarded spastic.
>>125719773>tallyeah>richnah>whiteyeah>full head of hairnah>knows a lot about womensomewhere above the bare minimum>gfhad multiple but probably won't be having any more, it's over from here
>>125719773where else would we be?
what's the first round of the draft gonna be i haven't been following
>>125719962>has becomeit was a nanny state in the 90s.
>>125720374>>125720440what if she falls over and cracks her head then we have to pay for her surgery chuds
>>125721404Well they manage this just fine in Europe where they have socialised healthcare and no laws forcing helmets.
note to selfaussierul dot es does not like gmail addresses
Embarrassed myself last night when my date wanted to fuck and I couldn't finish
>>125721534Give us a link mate
@125721478hahahahahaha thanks for the (You) sucker
>>125717767when's your christmas party mate? should make a move on her then
side of my head is stinging again
>>125721562quit porn m8
>>125719773>tallno>richyes>whiteyes>full head of hairyeah>knows a lot about womenyeah (body count 40-50)
who the fuck is baker boy
>>125722150December 6thFucking ridiculous day for a Christmas party. And she's not in my area so I won't see her since our Christmas party is for my department only
might milk my cock later on
can I watch mate?
yeah mate westfield knox at 4ish
weird how common it is for burgers to boo their own teams
SIR the benchod hunter
>>125722922based bounty hunter
>>125723248my wayward son
tomorrow morning /sp/ is gonna descend into chaos when England beat USA kek
>>125723248Haven't and shan't be watching a single second of cricky until day 1 of the first test match of the summer. Simply don't care about meme slog formats of the game.
>>125723866pm's XI vs windies my friend
third wank of the day or pie and coke special on the cards
>>125723855First of all, USA shall be winning.Also should England prevail, this is the expected outcome. USA doesn't care about soccer. Half the yanks on /sp/ are complaining about all the attention the world cup is getting. Why should there be chaos for a nation who has soccer as their #1 sport beating a country where is like their #6 sport or lower?
>pms XIcould they hypothetically pick a team of all abos and trannies if they wanted
>>125724006how many penises have entered her holes
>>125724006>two first names>two last namesdo bogans really
what are we up to lads?
>>125724125It's like you're fucking two girls at the same time, nothing wrong with that
I'm more handsome than all of you
while my peers went to schoolies to celebrate I stayed at home and played vidya. this was 10 years ago and im still doing the same thing.
Everyone in here is a porn addicted fuckhead. You add no worth to the world, would love to stomp you all out, complete fucking spastic cunt rape fucks. I’ve had enough of the fuckin alcoholic schizophrenic fuckheads in here whining about how their lives suck because they spend 10 hours a day touching their cocks and drinking coke and eating processed foods. Just fuck off already and don’t make me read your dogshit posts about how fuckin pathetic your lives are. Absolute fucking wankers. Get fucked
>>125724311I went to schoolies and had sex. Now I stay home and play vidya and no gf
>>125724324only 5 more days to go champ
>>125724324don't watch porndon't wankdon't eat shitlift weightsstill sad
>>125724363Until what mate? Fuckhead, don’t put your ambiguous bullshit deadshit low iq quotes in here mate, I’ll wipe you out
>browsing Instagram>literally nothing but sex workers asking simps to give them moneyI hate simps so much its unreal lads
>>125724411lmao, i've literally killed 4 men in my life mate, 3 with my bare hands. i could kill you with just my left hand, fat fucking manlet spastic
>>125724006>that pedo spiral tat
>>125724448Don't have instagram or tiktok Have snapchat but never use it
>>125716160haha! you said goyslop! you're in the cool club!!! hahaha look guys i said le goyslop! im memeing!!!!! im sooooo coool hhaha le goyslop bros! amirite!!
>>125724651Shoot these people.
>>125724651>having anal sex with strangers through a hole in a train station toilet>when being queer carried a nasty stigmagee i wonder why
>>125725187Based Stewie Dew
boys > women > girls > men
How you feeling those who are still going strong in no nut november? For me it's horny but realising how much fapping isn't worth it and motivated to go fapfree in December and maybe even beyond
>>125725187based nick daicos
>>125724311this now they are either spilt with kids or miserable with kids whilst we still game and fuck prozzies
>>125725279ive been wanking more then ever
don't want to anything besides wank and eat, i reckon my cock is in my hands for over 4 hours every day
Why do idiots still larp like covid is real?Like some stupid Karen was like "hurrdurr blah blah blah 100 ppl died from covid last week, wear your mask goy", stupid boomer bitch
when i do actually get a girlfriend its gonna be so awkward introducing her to my family, because i've been alone for so long my family probably thinks im gay or asexual or just a hopeless incel, im cringing just thinking about it
>>125726057the humble idiot
>>125724555leave spirals alone
>>125726057why would that be awkward
I'm fucking at my wits end. I punched a hole in the fucking wall and just screamed until me neighbour screamed back at me. I am in such a huge rut, I can't believe the person I have become. I'm sorry that you even read this. Fuck man
>>125726099i would be awkward because my family would probably make fun of me because it has taken me so long to get a girlfriend, they would probably make jokes saying they thought i was gay or asexual or that i was never gonna get a girlfriend, and that would make me very uncomfortable and embarrassed
feels like there's 5 ragespergs
>>125726115I know how you feel mate, I’m at toil for another 3 hours mate and I’m on the verge of a breakdown. Been here 4 years, everyone good I worked with has left and I’m just such a pathetic cunt, just want someone to fucking kill me in the street ASAP. Can’t face another Christmas alone, reckon I’ll be on the phone to lifeline Christmas night when I get home from mums Xmas lunch (which i hate anyway). I’m gonna get blackout drunk, might get a bag of coke too and just blast off
>>125726115Quit being a little faggot, man the fuck up and do something with your worthless pathetic life
gonna go to Jordan Peterson on Sunday, this is my chance to meet my future wife because at least I know she'll have a good brain on her
>Quit being a little faggot, man the fuck up and do something with your worthless pathetic life
jordan peterson is a mentally ill drug addict, probably an alcoholic too, he'll kill himself within 3 years
spic gaycos is a twink poof who likes dicks in his mouth and up his bum
>.jordan peterson is a mentally ill drug addict, probably an alcoholic too, he'll kill himself within 3 years
i'm writing a hit piece on nick daicos (my penis is the writng and the hit piece is his faggot little ass)
if i wasnt an ugly incel neet i'd like to have sex with good looking men like nick daicos
>>125726261>>125726288Shut the fuck up nigger
saying the n word is cringe
>>125726302Every day it's the same fucking losers here talking the same shit. If you cunts killed yourselves the toxicity in this thread would drop dramatically LOL
OFFICIAL AFL DRAFT TOP 10 SCRIPT1. Cadman2. Ashcroft.3. Wardlow4. Sheezel5. Phillipou6. Clark7. Mackenzie8. Tsatas9. Ginbey10. Jefferson
>>125726387if Nick Daicos was eligible for this years draft he would be rated above Ashcroft
someone should make a spic gaycos deep fake video where he gets fucked up his faggot ass by a black chad
>>125726403wouldn't even go top 10 mate
Do people really unironically wagealabe so I can get drunk, high amd fuck prozzies? Life is awesome
>>125726115you'll feel better when you got to Bunnings and fix the hole in the wall
>>125726507being wagie is nice cuz I get money for vidya and gunzmaybe a v8 mustang
>>125726387>not posting the teams who have the picsfuckwit spastic retard
you shouldnt be allowed to post in /afl/ if you dont have an australian flag next to your name, so yeah im talking to you special flag fags, fuck off, get the fuck out, dont come back
>>125726562New cars are reserved only for the tradie class
i love how dead /afl/ is at the moment cause the normal poofs are busy posting cringe faggotry in the poofball threads, what a bunch of faggots, just imagine the pathetic cringe their posting in the poofball threads right now
>>125726639dont like the interior in the s650 so I'll stick to a used s550 mach 1
im a worthless genetic dead end unloved lonely friendless faggot, such an embarrassment that not even my parents care for me
>>125726671Thread is about as active as it’s always been since the off season started
>>125726691Do speed and klonopin
i will not watch a single second of this poofball world cup
>>125725279i had a hard relapse for a couple of days but have been staying the course since then. there is no doubt i am so much more productive when i don't jerk off. whether it's the no nutting or no porn or a combo of the two i don't really care. it just werks tm.
just want to fall asleep and die, what is the point, why can't life just be simple
whats for dinner tonight lads?
Gender dysphoria looms
/cric/ is fucking grim right now fellow /afl/ chads
>>125726873how do i get my feet to look smooth like this?
cric is talking about us again fellas
>>125727084wash them with soap couple times a week at least, my soles used to look like Trypophobia until I started using soap on them more
if you say any of these you're a seppo who needs to go back>fries>eggplant>sidewalk>grade>resume
>>125727084foot file and coconut oil and creams and shit.
if you say any of these you're a seppo who needs to go back>nigger>faggot>Jew>goy>libtard
>>125727251if you even need to ask you have to go back my bro
>>125727246i say all these but libtard>>125727189I say eggplant, grade and resume
america lives rent free in this spastics mind
Bought a $150 knife off Amazon two days ago and it just got delivered. They didn’t even knock on my door just left it on the door step.
>>125727282>I say eggplant, grade and resumeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Threadly reminder that /afl/ had started saying zogslop long before /pol/ normies started to adopt goyslop as a term
had to drop off a packagecould see some balding neet poofta inside just dropped the package at the door step and didnt even knock lol
>>125727279never heard it called aubergine in this country
me¿ Brinjal, marks and cvsimple as
>>125727304you're talking about the same people retard
i feel like wogs fucked up the australian english language. they all learn american english before they come here. i especially hate the chinks with american accents i'd rather you speak like a 1960s cartoon caricature than your half hearted attempt at sound like an american fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>125727324that's because seppos like you won. ask an 80 year old true blue aussie what it's called
>>125727354>i especially hate the chinks with american accentsyeah the stoner asian chick ive been banging has an american accent. Its annoying af.
I’m only happy when I’m on here posting with you lads, can’t be my true self anywhere else
>>125727375crisp mealso just cracked my first beer of the evening
if you say any of these you're a cucktorian who needs to go back>milk bar>nature strip>parma>potato cake>devon
>>125727304a quick search shows instances of both zogslop and goyslop on /pol/ predate any /sp/ usage
>>125727404red pill me on the nature strip
>mfw a cucktorian says "parma" instead of parmi/parmy near me
>potato scallops>king of the pack>parmy
victoria is just a hellish place. i think it comes from the gold rush and all the non-anglos it brought. the german and chink admixture cooked their brains
>>125727431like a landing strip but the hair down the middle is shaved instead
>>125727446>king of the packIts called Marks Up
>>125727475he's related to Stand
if you say parma where i'm from you're liable to get king hit
>>125727434I just moved down from Port Douglas to pozzbourne and the time I ordered a parmy the poof behind the bar tried to correct me and say parma. Fucking bunch of massive poofs down here
the only pure anglo settlements in colonial australia were western australian and tasmania. everywhere else had continental migration. particularly south australia and queensland
I’m a hard cunt from the western suburbs of Melbourne and would smash every poof ITT with ease
Might get drunk and have a bit of a spergout in a few hours
i call it a chicken parmigiana because i'm not a filthy backwater bogan who doesn't have the wherewithal to not shorten every single word.
why the fuck don't bottlo's have self service checkouts or allow supermarkets to sell alcoholi just want to buy my medicine in peace without being fucking judged by the same fucking wagie every day
why is every single au/sp/ poster a raging fucking shitcunt? australians are easily the worst posters on the board
>>125727527i say parmy cause im not a socially awkward spergcunt
when did it become australian identity to not be able to speak properly? you can watch videos from as early as the 90s and compare it to the average person today and it's like a different specie
>>125727545a lot of 4chan users are lonely and unhappy individuals, they come to 4chan to vent
>>125727543>being such a fucking poof cunt ya scared of some Indian wagie
>>125727372you're an idiot and wrong
>>125727413okay but what about goyglug?
>>125727574Sounds like major projection on ya part. I’m a small business owner and I own three different properties. I’m very happy. We’re not all shut in NEET incel spastics like ya.
>>125727574but it's particularly bad with australians and particularly bad again with alf for some reason. this has surely got to be the least civilised general with the highest number of mentally ill regular posters of any. it's way beyond irony.honestly just want to understand it
>>125727585can guarantee you have german or continental admixture
How do you guys watch this sport? i have never enjoyed this sport even as a kid in VIC.
>>125727580it's a qt white girl who works at my bottlo
>>125727615i don't i just post in here. the only match i've watched in the past year was sydney vs geelong in the final
>>125727591first posted in april this year on our humble /afl/ with only a single instance on /pol/
7th bundy of the night looms
>>125727604normal blokes just talk footy with their mates, they dont come to the afl general of the sports board of 4channel
>>125727673>turns headsYeah turns them the other away aha
>>125727673>male>disgusting abusive ice addict >tranny>omg he wore this thing!!!!!
>>125727673literally wearing footy shorts
Wish someone would come fuck me
>>125727673Ya reckon the north Melbourne lads of yesteryear use to gangbang Dani in the showers down at Ardern street?
>>125727662but there are plenty of other examples of functional generals that do stay mostly on-topic on here
the only acceptable trannies are cute traps that got on hrt earlythese 50 year old men are fucking gross
how long til laidley """de-transitions"""?
just got home from being a black friday wagie and started drinking, we finna shit post music tonight lads.
>>125727709I’ve fucked plenty of blokes but yeah traps are GOD tier. Way better than actual women at sex.
people that need to fuck off>victorians>bogans>wogs>people with german or continental admixture
theres gonna be tons of hot trannies in the next few decades
>>125727778its the only section i watch on chaturbatethere is already some god tier trannies out there
>>125727702staying on topic is boring
did i miss out on the Ukrainian bride gold rush?
Nick Daicos' balll drop will be his downfall
>>125727607100% english first gen australian. trove search shows much more usage of eggplant here. you are simply wrong on this one.
>>125727793there was never one here. you needed to go to europe to mine for that
fuark now i want a qt blonde perky small tit urkranian missus
>>125727791yeah no doubt, you gotta love trannies, chicks with dicks brother, best of both worlds
>>125727809aaaah yes the german-jewish newspapers
>>125727831chaturbate DOT com SLASH yolandaberthaong this bitch is BUSSIN'
last thing i would want is a khokhol bint here watching sbs news whining about how evil rashans blew up her old school and killed her boyfriend and her husband today and that evil rashans must all die
claim your Fred Girl lads
>>125727884I'd rather one of the blokes
>>125727616fuckhead drunky, you need to rotate through multiple bottleos so the wagies don't think you the alcoholic that you are, you seem like one of those hardcore loser drinkers, you probably need at least 3 different shops if you are so self conscious about your pathetic alcoholism
ahh yess this is my friday night /afl/love it
>>1257278844,3,7 none of the others
>>125727896wow i may be an alcoholic but atleast i'm not rude
>>125727884grim. see better frocks at the local hs formaltake the blue one, best of a bad bunch.
mumza complaining about all the ethnics at the local shopping center
>>125727884fuck imagine far right wrapping her legs around your face
>>125727884imagine how ugly these stupid fucken sluts are without their makeup and hair done up
>>125727896fuck you are a pathetic little piece of shit aren't you? you have no idea what i've been through in my life do you?
Seething lads. Have got a little pissed and it’s a nice night so I figured I’d head down to Westgate park and the cunts have closed the road! No access until February what the fuck…
>>125727902he proclaims as if he is any better, need i point out that you too are also on 4channel on a friday night?
Not only is Nick Daicos an excellent footballer, he's a great person in real life. What a great guy.
>>125727878imagine how ugly these stupid fucken sluts are without their makeup and hair done up
>>125727963oi fuckwit i was being genuine
>>125727940mum didnt get you the new xbox for christmas? fkn little kid, get fucked cunt
>>125727965sounds like you want to kiss and cuddle and frot with nick daicos
daicos bulking up this preseason?
benny benassi is our centuries mozart
>>125727507Based Altona wog.
>>125727985YOU are the fucking loser, YOU will never be Nick Daicos
What the fuck did he mean by this?
>>125728025>just least coast things
>>125728025Doesn’t matter worked it out. Now I feel silly.
don't get it fr
>>125728074I thought it was some cuck terminology
>>125728025he wants to buy a quarter oz of weed
>>125727928one near me is fucking packed with nothing but mudbloods. i reckon *maybe* 5% of the people there are white. last time there i was in a sea of blacks and asians and saw an old white bloke coming the other way and just as we passed we both nodded. i never let on but this just felt right.
any short fat ugly sweaty greasy dirty unwashed stinking balding recessed chin having glasses wearing genetic dead end seething sexually frustrated incel neet retarded fucking dumb cunt spastics in?
>>125728025The bloke is sick and is looking for another a bloke to fuck his wife
OOohhkk, got itwew
>>125728142>fatno mate, i'm fit as fuck.
>>125728142i dont have glasses
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coproliteimagine taking a bite of it. would it be like a rock or what?
>>125728142try not to fuck too much pussy mate
>>125727959What the fuck lol you’re right. Melbourne poofs are going to seethe over this.
Literally me when I was addicted to xans n ran out ns had seizures n shit lol
>>125728281fuck off mate, how about you tell us your city fuckhead?
>>125728250>20cm longi've done plenty of logs twice that length, not as thick though obviously
>>125728292fucking state of you
>>125728281simply wouldn't seethe over anything, me
>>125728296I’m from Melbourne you sensitive cunt.
>>125728292trick is to never run out ;) or drink hard liquor
>>125728331why are men so toxic?
I haven't stopped drinking for 4 days now
>>125727400been watching generation kill m8?
what do you guys think about transgenderism?
I pretend I'm alright but really I'm dying inside
>>125728399Based Billy Brownless
>>125728399that's more than half of people IMO
>>125728381i like it, i think there should be more trannies, but i would only encourage it in males who are good looking and feminine
>>125728381Everybody to themself but fuck the Jews for making it so mainstream, it's like (((they))) want us to hate black people and LGBT+ people or something
>>125728381pushed by (((them))) in honor of their dual gender "god" Baphomet
>>125728399based mick molloy
>>125728381those who advocate for the practice are evil
>>125728381Big fan me
just once i want to shave all my body hair and put on high heels, stockings, lingerie, a tight slutty dress, makeup and a nice long blonde wig, just to see how i look dressed as a slut
holy shit lads i'm having a spiritual awakening listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVG2l9opMQQ
>>125728538you've already done that Dean, put down the glass pipe
jews dont push transgenderism, white people do, because white people love faggotry
>>125728567jews push faggatory onto white people because they hate white peepoo but they actually hate trannies
>>125728588no, stop blaming jews, its white people who love faggotry, actually they dont even love it, just pretend to
>>125728608nice diversion tactics Avi
>>125728623im white and i support faggotry, im no jew, i dont support cutting off peoples foreskins
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you guys ever fucked a hot trap?
>>125728668no, but i would like to at some point, how bout you?
>>125728666what happened satan?
DOOOF DOOOF DOOOF DOOOF DOOF DOOOF DOOF ODDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
In a neat little town they call BelfastApprentice for trade I was bound And many hours sweet happinessHave I spent in that neat little town
do any hot traps exist in australiaescort and babes is all just dirty gook ladyboys
>>125728683nah, might try to find one but then again online pics can't be trusted of foids let alone traps
i might a strange ladyshe made me nervousshe took me in and made me breakfast
>>125728706australia hardly has any trannies or gays, i've literally never seen a tranny and i rarely see gay couples in real life, but the internet would have you believe that every 4th person you see is a gay or a tranny
What’s for dinner lads?
>>125728608modern whites are cattle, who pushes them to love faggotry? your pilpul has no power here rabbi
>>125728706Very hard to find good trannies in Australia.t. Tranny chaser. Also the top tier trannies date Chad just like the top tier women.
only watching the wogball cause i can gamble on it 2bh
>there are Chads for trannieswish I had the courage to kill myself 2bh
>>125728877decent looking bloke, why would he do this to himself?
>>125728830>Chadyou mean Tony the Top mate
just like tits and pussy and wide hips and soft round arses and thighs too much to consider rooting a tranny
>>125728916fresh Christmas casual teen just started at work and she is fucking STACKED, unbelievable proportions
>>125728892probably still cant bag a non-fat girl so it's either this or an asian
>>125728892he's a homo
are gays attracted to trannies
>>125728994fucking hell that's grim, state of dating appswonder what percentage of fags are prison gay>>125729001yeah true, don't know why he would chop his nuts off and become an abomination though
>>125729036>yeah true, don't know why he would chop his nuts off and become an abomination thoughlmao I thought you were talking about the bloke who rejected then accepted the tranny
>>125729061pussies are really close to arseholes
>>125729061ponder the aroma
>>125729060my bad, should've clarified
>>125729061imagine putting your penis inside those holes
just imagine a bunch of blokes taking pics of their cocks together, how gay is that? yet women take pics of their muffs together and it's hot. strange that
>>125729337its because it's natural for a man to have a harem and multiple wives that's why women's periods sync up to the delta female
me and my best friend used to take pics and videos of our bums and willies when we were kids, we also used to take baths and showers together
>>125729061that's the meaning of life right there
>>125728971snap a piccy for us pal
>>125727798what do you mean? if his balls drop he might finally have enough testosterone to put on some muscle
is there a straight wogball umpall look like massive poofs
>>125730179this chad who mogs manlets
>>125729061what does that room smell like?
Do black people really think Wakanda is a real place?
>>125730421Of course it is mate they just beat Australia in the world cup
Lockdownchads, remember to vote Dan tomorrow.
Just found out Rihanna is a big cricket fan and supports the West Indies
>>125730616wow! same as my missus haha
Thoughts on Abbie Chatfield?
>>125730900she's a massive sexist and a bully. i would love to fuck her but wouldn't want to be friends with her
>>125730900absolute train wreck, but a 10/10 in bong land
>>125730947How’s she a sexist bully?
>>125731012she spends most of her time on social media attacking men and generally making sexist comments towards men. do you not watch any of her stuff? it's literally her bread and butter.
>>125731058Explain what’s sexist about it. No not really I just see her on TikTok and would absolutely smash. Love girls with her body type.
>>125731058>she spends most of her time on social mediawow who gives a flying fuck
>>125730900Looks 15 years older than she should be.
>>125731116yeah great body type. she is just the typical "fuck all men", "all men are evil" type of thing. take Andrew Tate's comments and reverse the genders, that's Abbie Chatfield. Only difference is she doesn't get cancelled, she gets girls saying "yaaas queen" and "slay sis"
>>125728381feel sorry as fuck for them tbqh. i mean they're freaks and very mentally ill. they don't need everyone acting along and indulging them in their bullshit fantasies. especially at the ages we see these days with groomers in charge of the curriculum. poor cunts don't even have a chance.
>this passes as an "incredible figure">this passes as "journalism" these daysMy God, this article is atrocioushttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11444009/Abbie-Chatfield-shows-incredible-figure-green-bikini-goes-topless.html
>>125731136holy fuck you're not wrong, she's only 27, I thought she was 36-38ish
me on not leaving the house for 60 hours watch.
>>125731238It is an an incredible figure though. Wide birthing hips, big tits, meaty arse. Basically exactly what you want from a Female.
Where can I find the uncensored topless pics on Daily Mail?
i despise womenbut unironically
>>125731238>>125731244>>125731300not bad at all
i hate women because of how socially confident they are, it makes me feel like shit when a cute girl working behind a counter at a bakery or something enthusiastically says "hi how you are what can i get you" with a smile on her face and then i cant even look her in the eye and i mumble something like "uhh i'll have a chunky beef pie" and then she stops pretending to be enthusiastic because she realises im a pathetic piece of shit and just throws the pie on the counter and says heres your pie you cunt now fuck off so i dont have to talk to you anymore, you fucking loser, obviously thats not what they really say but its what there thinking for sure, im so pathetic, i really am
>>125731300she'll plump up nicely
i hate women because they are unaccountable for their actions, get preferential treatment in university and professional placements, illogical and unreasonable, often open whores, generally worse than a man in every way and yet treated like a gift because of the moist hole between their legs
Just got back from the brothel and I just learned there’s a big fucking 7ft bikey looking fucker who sits in the back in case some bloke steps out of line. Some drug fucked junkie was causing a massive scene and abusing people and this bikey cunt comes out and just man handles the dude.
it was pretty funny when Abbie got a new boyfriend and paraded him on tiktok, then loads of people made fun of her saying "you'll be split in a few weeks" and she went on a tirade, dozens of videos every day calling out comments, and she was adamant she was gonna be with him for life. Real unhinged stuff, she was on a crusade against everyone in her comments.2 weeks later they split and she had to come on tiktok and say "ohh yeah so i'm single again", it was hilarious
>>125731714Yeah mate sounds piss funny. Real fucking hilarious.
it was pretty funny when i knew nothing about abbie chatfield and continue to know nothing about abbie chatfield because she does not deserve even a modicum of my attention
don't know why you guys go to brothels they are so grim. better off with independents i reckon.
>>125731697good to know, next time I'm asking for the brick shithouse out the back
>>125719773>tall6'>richno>whiteyes>full head of hairyeah boi>knows a lot about womenI have slept with 20 prostitutes
>>125731697if that lanky prick tried to "handle" me i'd put a fucking dent in his head
>>125731402thats a fantastic body
when will abbie chatfield defeat the jews
>>125731826>I have slept with 20 prostitutesWhat knowledge have you acquired from this experience?
abbey chatfield begins her nightly radio show with an acknowledgement of country
rumour has it that abbie chatfield firebombed friendlyjordies's house
>>125730179least gay refereehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjynbUNlvWU
>>125731906That I shouldn't have slept with 20 prostitutes.
>>125731772independents are $500 an hour, brothels are like $320 an hour
what do girls smell like?
>>125731244built like a fridge>>125731300great shot>>125731344the morning walk of shame after riding bbc
>>125732566sweat, cum and sizzling peking duck
>>125732822sorry I don't like 27yo professional cock carousel riders mate, more for you.
>>125732945exactly, stay away from them
>>125733180a simple reply from a simple mind
im looking at pictures of abbie chatfield right now and my cock is rock hard, she really does it for me, i love her ever so slightly chubby body, like shes not afraid to eat and drink, i like that
>>125733503get yourself to a brothel right now, pick the girl that has the same body type and go fucking nuts, you'll cum ropes
>>125733503Listen to one word out of her mouth and your cock will deflate like FTX. She's a couple of sheep short of a paddock
>>125733657so strip o gaffa tape over her mouth problem solvered
i havent done a single fart today, how do i make myself fart?
So many fat cunts on Grindr all like to say they have a ‘rugby build’.
>>125735470why are you on grindr?
>>125735538Because I’m looking for a bloke to fuck. What a dumb fucking question.
>>125735470or when you ask a guy if they're hung and they respond "average". It means they've got a small cock
>>125735538draft next week m8
>>125735779>or when you ask a guy if they're hung>asking guys if they are hung>on grindrlmao Warner you fucking poof
can't believe there are unironic faggots shitting up /afl/, get fucked you fucking sodomite scum, i hope you all get monkeypox and die you fucking groomer faggot pedos
>>125735470well rugby players are fat cunts so are they wrong
>>125735470if "gay" "men" were all fit good looking well groomed men i'd happily go gay, but thats not the case, they are all sloppy ugly balding glasses wearing onions beard having faggots
>>125735779>average but plenty of girth
>>125736012right wingers are more pedophilic than gays
how do i muster the courage to see a tranny prozzie i want to do it but feel like there is something holding me back
>>125736012Look I’m a poof but I’m NOT a member of the Catholic Church.
>wogball was scoreless for like 95mins>now the commentators are acting like it was an amazing gamethis sport is so gay lmao
brain parasites cause homosexuality and are spread through the blood vessels via anal sex. Trust in God, alhamdulillah
This is not what the body of a 26 year old man should look like
poofball is not a mans sport, yeah whatever girls can player, kids can play it, but men should not play, unless their gay, then sure, cause its a faggot sport after all, i will not watch a second of this poofball world cup
>>125736687a lot ofpeople say petracca is good looking but i think hes ugly as fuck, ugly wog cunt
>>125736687spoken like a true fat cunt
>>125736879Yeah I don’t see it either. Chad Warner though, fuck…
>>125736682bullshit, my homosexual fantasies are not caused by parasites, there caused by social isolation and porn addiction, thats all, thats all it takes, im pretty self aware, i know exactly why im like this, you have no idea, you got that nonsense from /pol/
>>125736687cant stand cunts that take their shirts off any any opportunity
>>125737087kek ragesperg still seething about /pol/ragesperg you're a fat fucking loser faggot piece of shit and i hope you fucking off yourself you dumb fucking queer poof'muh homo fantasies'you're so fucking pathetic you filthy queer kek
>>125737099spoken like a true fat cunt
reckon we have to stop using the word chad ladsit remind me of a certain cock and bumhole every time
>>125737162cringe, take it back to r/conservative, pal
ragesperg, don't listen to him. you are loved, you are valid, you have a purpose upon this earth and we are all better for your presence
>>125737182why do you call me ragesperg? im not as angry as you /pol/ nutcases who wish death upon anyone they dont like, you maniacs worship a dead kike who tells you that murder is wrong but you want all nonwhites and gays and trannies and jews murdered, you are a psycho, your more of a ragesperg than me
>>125737497fuck i was hoping for the mother of all rantsyou're slipping mate
why is andrews sounding so based? I thought aus/pol/ hated this bloke?
dan killed millions
>>125737777Andrews is a colossal WEF mason faggot but trust the tribe to make this issue entirely about them
>>125737591well you call me ragesperg and call me a queer and tell me to kill myself, im not ragesperg you are, im not a queer, and even if i was thats not a bad thing, if you guys keep calling me a faggot/poof/queer i'll just stop talking about my sexual problems, i dont wanna talk about them all the time but you guys trigger me into it, im lonely, im isolated, im addicted to porn, i post on this shithole website, how bout you stop calling me ragesperg, im not the /pol/ nutcase that wants everyone killed, im not a hateful person i just get triggered by all the nonsense that gets posted in this shithole thread, i hate this fucking website so much
remember when jews were partying while aussies were in lockdown?https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/jewish-leaders-urge-covid-19-compliance-after-reports-of-lockdown-engagement-party-c-3691696
>>125737835hey turkbro are you gonna stick around in /alf/ tonight or you gonna be posting in poofball threads all night? im not angry at you just curious what your plans are for this evening
>>125737990jews are based
>>125737907nah i'm just fucking with you mateyou're an asset to this general and i hope you feel better <3
>>125737591what do you want me to post about my faggot urges all day everyday? cause i could easily do that, because im obsessed with faggotry, i think about it 24/7, but i dont post about it 24/7 because i know it would annoy you guys, but if i wanted i could derail every thread every day for the next year, but im trying not to do that for my own sanity, and yous guys sanities, trust me when i say this, i am absolutely fucked in the head, you think im happy? when im posting on 4chan i do not smile, i do not giggle, i do not laugh, i do not have fun. I post here cause i've got no where else to go
>>125737777>>125732682same jew fag
>>125738286ah fuck i'm sorry mate, i was just trying to get you riled up because i thought it was funny, didn't want you be all depressed on mesorry you're going through thisif it's any consolation i have no friends either
>>125738166thanks i guess
>>125738407im not depressed, im just telling you how it is, i dont post here with a big smile on my face, i'd say anyone that posts on 4chan and actually enjoys it is a maniac, because i cant think of a worse community for a young man to waste their time in, fucking hate this website
>>125738030gym after this coffeeand then world cup or something/afl/ is pretty dead. I might post here https://endchan dot org/ausneetsbe sure to subcripe
>>125738679ok turkbro, and yes /afl/ is dead, it is a wasteland of degenerates now
Seeing random dots in my peripheral again
it would be really great if i didnt have hemorrhoids
>>125739046hate when that happens, what can you even do? just wait for them to clear
>>125739046do you mean like seeing stars? cause i get that sometimes too, it doesnt even really bother me anymore, i been getting that for years at just random times
Miss me lads? Gone for a selfie tonight
eye floaters are comfy
Am I banned?
>>125739532jannies are busy with the world cup threads and there's been an influx of porn posting in the catalog, so they're probably too busy to worry about you kek
dog is dying lads. a couple of hours ago he was getting snacks in the kitchen and stealing the cats food like his usual self and then a little bit later i found him in a puddle of his own piss, panting really weirdly and completely zoned out. think he's had a stroke or a seizure of some kind. got him set up out the back and rubbed his belly for a bit which he liked. now he's managed to get up and has taken himself into the bushes. doubt he'll be alive in the morning.
Does anyone know websites similar to anonib where I can find leaked nudes of girls? There’s this one Texan girl I follow on TikTok. Nudes surely exist but I can’t find them fucking anywhere.
>>125740259Take him to a vet?
Tram is full of hipsters. Ones even got a vinyl
>>125740503if he's still going in the morning i will. doesn't seem to be in any pain he's just kinda zonked out.
>>125739532that's a good donut
>>125740991pretty sure it is m8. at least it's considered it here i think.and don't link to it again pls.
>>125740991>BUT ITS ONLY DRAWINGSThat’s basically their argument. Same as loli.
Moved into a new house a month ago and the cunt is a fucking hotbox. It’s 12 degrees outside and is still warm as fuck inside. It’s fucking awful.
>>125740991>Same faggots who complain about drag queens are okay with this shitAbsolutely, i bet theres deranged /pol/faggots in those threads
Literally hate women. can't speak the truth with them because they'll jump down my throatcan't fuck them because they'll do me for sexual assaultmost will never reproduceliterally good for nothing
The perfect woman does not exist.Enjoy seeing your kid one weekend a month for the rest of their childhood LOLHope it was worth baring your soul. Hope it was worth upholding the law LMAO
I don't hate women, just don't like them. Still put up with them though.
>>125742036SIMPLITERALLY kill yourself for the sake of the gene pool
How the fuck do racist white men look at the absolute STATE of global sport and still unironically believe that white men are superior to black men?
so are the races equal or no
>>125741660Ah yes. The "truth" according to Capitan Incel over here.
>>125742273No black men are clearly superior.
fuck up fatguts
>>125742391I've been seeing my 3 kids every day. Will soon be seeing 4
FIENDING to die by my own hands.
>>125742455Why the fuck are you here? Go fucking kill yourself. Pour petrol all over yourself and set yourself on fire you useless cunt.
Mollie blessing us with new photos
>RealityCuck pretends not to post here>has actually been here all night>randomly gets baited into putting his trip on at 12.50am on a Saturday>gets exposed as a no life spastic in the process and ruins his larpHOWLINGOWLING
>>125742580Was a out to go to bed but thought I'd tune in and see what's happening. Had to be up late for a group project due to my younger classmates' insanely retarded schedules. Needing to go to uni to become a doctor is such a fucking meme.
>>125742312pretty obviously some races are better at some things. like whites are at building civilisation.
>Don’t need a big flash fancy car>Just need a 6L GTR>Don’t need a big flash fancy car>Just need a 6L GTR>Don’t need a big flash fancy car>Just need a 6L GTR>Don’t need a big flash fancy car>Just need a 6L GTR
>Needing to go to uni to become a doctor is such a fucking meme.
>>125742887don't think anyone ITT could afford a GTR
>>125737990kek there was footage of a few crawling over rooftops trying to flee. goddamn this place lost it's fucking mind over covid. i know in perth pigs were raiding churches during service.
>>125737990uhhh, no. that certainly wasn't true.
>>125737990Are there many jews in turkey?
>>125740259poor bloke. all the best m8.
>>125740259there are 24 hour vets, mate.
>a couple of hours ago he was getting snacks in the kitchen and stealing the cats food like his usual self and then a little bit later i found him in a puddle of his own piss, panting really weirdly and completely zoned out.literally me after a night on on the mushrooms
kektar are being assraped on their own soil TWICE in a row.
>>125742941ancient greeks and romans were white as fuck, especially the ruling class and persians weren't exactly fucking niggers.
>>125744682t. spirolous "stevey" giaocoumoupolis
yeah modern greeks are mutts
>>125744682uhhh random mosaic bros... I'm not feeling to good.
we we're white back in the day before the persian empire raped us and the christians saves us goys....
>>125745402freaking me out, mumza sent me a postcard that arrived today
>>125745402that's a roman mosaic from a few hundred years after his death and he's still white there anyway cope.