>>123807291combined age of 91 edition
Lucero 'La Loba' Acosta
>>123814831This would have been an amazing fight 15 years ago
I was the anon who's going to sucker punch mike perry. someone wanted to see my wrists? What's the verdict on my ability?
THIS IS NOT THE THREAD>>123814836>>123814836>>123814836>>123814836>>123814836
*welcomes you into the thread*
>>123814831I've been adding protein powder to my cat's wet food for the last 2 years, check out the results.
whatever happened to this roastie/
>>123814844Did you get stung by a bee, b?
mike perrry better watch the fuck out. im not playing if i see him it's on sight. better hope that sissy hurricane fucks off away from floridia. don't come north
Less than 10 hours
megan anderson is streaming live on twitch and high on cocaine. she looks high and greasy and keeps doing the sniffle thing
>>123814890All the faggots who seethe about Daner are gonna miss him so bad when he's gone lol
>>123814831Nice. Another romero losing again
>>123814960Prime Yoel vs prime AndersonWho wins?
>>123814968Anderson outpoints him to a decision. Yoel never really offensively uses his wrestling.
>>123814879>Official PVZ Scratch and Sniff sticker collection released at Barnes & NobleFinally.
>>123814879Sex tape yet?
>>123814879Is she gonna grind on her husband flaccid penis again?
>>123814879I have it on good authority that it’s a fully censored JAV inspired 480p HD clothed video. Hd.
Thank you ping pong
>One last ru-ACK!
Josh Emmett lost to Kattar, and that I am legend looking bitch got favored by I am legend looking judges, you can't trust these fucking zombies
>>123815080Actually, he won! Calbin Kattar definitely won second place, however. The silver medal. The consolation prize. The participation trophy.
>>123815038>le kooky guy
>>123815080he lost to Dan he ge too
>>123815080Cope and seeth Paco
>>123815090I propose we fight on ppv this Saturday, your zombie ass wouldn't be able to fight me and survive with no fossil zombie judges, what do you think, man?
>>123815080Kattar lost but Emmett should have never gotten that fight because he lost to/robbed Dan "50k" Ige.
>>123815118kek danny gay
New 170 Tony is twice as good.
>>123815114I’ll walk you down. I dont care if it’s round 1 or round 100, we don’t need judges for this one b once I’m in there I never stop coming.
>>123815122You think that's funny? Would you say that to his face? Punk ass
>>123815130Theory: He was never good. He was lucky in his winstreak and sailed the wave of losings streaks for jobbers like Kevin Lee, Anthony Pettis and Donald Cerrone.
>>123815154Tony is very lucky he got a good cheat against Donald. Honestly, Cowboy was fucking him up. But we all said “durr hurr” and ignored it just like when Pettis KO’d him.
>>123815154There is a VERY obvious drop off between prime el cucky and whatever the fuck he was doing in his fight with Nate. Legitimately was sad to watch
Tony is a stylistic nightmare for Ngannou. He needs to start bulking NOW if he wants to make a run at the HW belt.
>>123815184the nate fight was the best he has ever looked
>>123815187It's the best his legkicks have ever looked but that's not really saying shit when you fight Natin Diaz. Honestly still seething him and everyone in the world lets Nate get away with blatantly quitting and stalling after Tony heemed his leg. Fucking retards everyone
>>123815154Ferguson's win streak is more impressive than Khabitch's entire CAREER. Let that sink in.
>>123815184Its funny how so many thought it was a foregone conclusion that tony would best Nate kek.
>>123815197POST THE TIBAU
>hes a schizo headcase JUST LIKE ME :O
Who are you quoting?
Tony might be a schizo but at least he didn’t kill his own dad
>>123815218Straight up I'll be real withchuCSO
>>123815227How do we know he didn’t btw?
>>123815236Because he never had one to begin withHis white dad left his ass like Nate's
>>123815197>Both beat RDA>Tony beat washed Pettis, washed Cerrone, washed Lee>Khabib beat prime Conor, prime Poirier, prime Gaethje
I spent so much time breaking down the walls...Only to realize the walls were inside me the whole time.
>>123815256If that was prime Conor then Tony most definitely beat prime Kevin Pee
>>123815269>I spent so much time breaking down the walls... Only to realize there wasn't actually a man inside them because my wife is an evil witch trying to steal my life forceChamp shit only
i regret not training when i was young. i could've been a real heemer by now
>>123815287i feel the same way b except im a real heemer now
>>123815284The realest one fighters have no father
>>123815300Why do fathers abandon their kids?
why does olivi have to have feet
>>123815311to make them stronger
>>123815305So this is the fabled Asian elder reverence.
>>123815305Is that THE jacked Taiwanese boyand should I deal with it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y56UkoRhzbMyou can just tell he was gonna be a good fighter
>>123815311>be lonely and horny>coom in bottom barrel bitch you don't like since she was easy>you put a kid in herTime to go, b. That'd really drag you into deep walders
>>123815305OH THE BULLDOG CHOKE IS IN DEEP, CAN SHE SURVIVE?
in order to heem you must not be afraid to be heemed
>>123815311>why do people pussy out of the biggest responsibility imaginable?
>>123815339Why does he only fake the glove touch on black fighters?
>>123815354SHE GAVE THE THUMBS UP JOE
>>123815369post bell glove touchers are cringe. you are pretty much forcing the other person to play on your terms. imagine not being prepared for anything at any point in the fight after the bell rings
>>123815347>>123815364Damn thats tawlf. Maybe those religious fellers were onto something with sex only for procreation.
>>123815382No I agree, but he only does it to blacks.People used to think Cockmold was an arrogant jerk for telling the opponent "no touch"
I miss this fucking retard, bros.
>>123815392nah they were rapin theyre kids and kissin them in the lips
>>123815394>get fired from a company you worked for since the beginning>not even a send off on air or good words from your longtime partner>Get hired by bellator>don't even last a year>no send off, you just get disappeared againI will say thought I REALLY miss: AND JUST. LIKE. THAT.
>>123815394>>123815428Anyone else hate Big Jon on the commentary? I can't even put my finger on why
>>123815414Fer sur but the message still rings true. Even back then they knew single motherhood was a b-b-beast. I think religion would be more popular if they modernized and told 90iq retards like me why these edicts are actually important instead of treating us like 90iq retards from the 1300s who were content with “cause god said xd” and hoping we’ll figure it out posting on heem at 37 years of age. Dicey dicey.
>>123815433talmbout big brain mcsmarty? listen, he wrote the rulebook.
>>123815433He's literally 90 IQ and makes some of the most fucking dumb statements possible. That's what that webm is showing in fact. Joe is reacting to Goldberg saying something mindnumbingly retarded. Video related.https://youtu.be/NhJLna_MU6A
>>123815446sounds like an orthodox catechesis look into it not all christianity is as retarded as modern christians make it seem
>>123815464well he sounds based
Remember bros no matter how bad things might seem have faith, treat others well, and in life you might get heemed but you can always keep your head up and have the last heem
>>123815494Fuck dude. I feel so bad for all those Europoors without clean drinking water..
>>123815494STARVING AFRICANS GROW UP TO BE 6'7" WHILE I STOPPED GROWING AT 5'7" THERE IS NO GOD
>>123815256>washed Pettis, washed Cerrone, washed LeeAll of them were coming into the fight with winsWIth cerrone and Lee coming into the fight with long winstreaks
>>123815499Not really, most afriCANs are pygmies.
>>123815339>toddlers cage sidekek
>>123815498>>too easy b
aljo gets too much shit>6 fight winstreak>last loss was a meme heem fluke by marlon moraes>proof of fluke is cause moraes was always a b-league can
>>123815499>be a firstworlder>5'7What's the point
>>123815514>Pettisbroke his hand, not a real win>Cerronetony punched him after the bell, should have been a DQ win for cowboy>Leestaph infection and short notice, not a real win
>>123815579>broke his hand, not a real winHis hand didn't break, he quit>tony punched him after the bell, should have been a DQ win for cowboyRef's fault, Cowboy fouled too and Tony ignored thatHe quit>staph infection and short notice, not a real winLee has staph infection all the time, he still won with staph against gregor
>>123814879Porn premiere for facialabuse.com
>>123815550he seems like a decent guy but im iffy on him as a fighter because of his role in getting kneed in the face by petr yan
>>123815183Pettis KO'd Tony?
>Makes trillions beating up jacked taiwanese boysHow does he get away with it?
Bet your mom.and sister that Romero gets tourched Colombias days of cheating r done
>>123815614Tony moved away and the kick grazed his cup, not Cerrone's fault and it clearly wasn't intentional. Tony voluntarily hit Cerrone on the nose with a hard shot an entire second after the bell rung.Tony is a cheater and an overrated bum. I can't wait to see him lose again.
>>123815697Hespetch that dykey clit dick.This must be the source of her sheems
>>123815706Didn't he also eye poke RDA pretty nastily
>>123815697i'd rather fuck her than the average land whale in this country for sure b
>>123815660japanese pepole have a fascination with africans
>>123815706>Tony voluntarily hit Cerrone on the nose with a hard shot an entire second after the bell rung.It was mid combo and Big Dan should have stopped him>Tony moved away and the kick grazed his cupHit him straight in the balls b, Tony's just too durableBoth apologized but ultimately Cowboy was the one who quit
>>123814831how bad is queally that benson henderson is a favorite against him? i'd rather watch a 10 fight card of dwcs desu
>>123814879>i have contracted HIV and have been signed to POZZED network
How many bongs till topdawg??
>>123815839We aren't watching topdog, we're watching BOTTOMCAT.
>>123815867doesn't tap i respect that
>>123815867>OH THATS TIGHT
>>123815780>benson hendersonThis guy is still fighting? I remember watching him 13 years ago in WEC. He wasn't even that good then.
alright, im going to bed. good nite
>>123815928I fucking hate leafs.
>>123815697this really is embarrasing for the ufc
did kevin holland actually retire?or is this some publicity stunt?
>>123815995what did guru say about it
>>123815867How does he know to do that? How can you understand the concept of choking with a cat brain?Maybe hes just holding on not aware of the rnc i should buy a cat
>>123815995I think neither. hes probably shaken up from his recent loss. I think he was the favorite against d-rod and ended up having to fight chimaev
>>123816028yeah but he said he made bank and is retiring which kinda makes sense, like imagine some broke buck never had a dollar got a 1mil incentive to accept a fightthen he's like fuck im flush i dont need to do this no more
>>123815995Who gives a shit? He's a bum. He'll be back fighting when he blows all his money on cars in a couple of years
>>123816014cats naturally hold prey like that, he's just facing the wrong way. they'll do it when they're sperging out on cat toys as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Com5hw8cYhe doesn't understand choking obviously, it's just a way to avoid being injured by prey and enemies i guess. same with how they appear to play with their prey, it's intended to exhaust them before they go for the finish so they dont get heemed by a stinky infected brown rat tooth
>>123815956Actively the worst posters on the site.
>Yoel is fighting on a Benson Henderson undercard
>>123816076why is that btw?
>>123815514it's funny that you say that
>>123815697so this is the reverse of futanari
>>123816106Idk. Probably the feminine and leftist nature of canadians.
>>123815697>>123815707Ngl I'd smash. I like dominating muscular girls.
Any good cards coming up?
>>123816150me pounding you
>>123816150Of course they're good you moron, we got Derns bunda vs some rice farmers daughter next week, it's trending to break all sorts of records on social media
da most bower heem as ever seyn
>>123816308Strawberry chads are just built different I spose.
>>123816107I didn't mention RDA. And it was an early stoppage in Alvarez's case
I'm putting together a team...
>>123816400>ferguson best win got wrecked by Alvarezlol
Just how bad is Kevin Lee
>>123816400That was an excellent stoppage. Guy was getting popped.
>>123815305The grandma actually died from this
O'Malley beats YanVera gets the beltO'Malley gets title shotVera wins again
>>123815305Dumb cunt. You don't beat a kid if he is stronger than you.
>>123815130At least he is happy now -CSO-
Redemption arc soon Yanbros...
>this FAT CRIPPLE is making $200K sitting in his PARENT'S SHEDwhat are you doing with your life?
>>123816150yeah UFC 300
>>123815498Ty, bro.I feel for half of your population who can't survive a 1 mile run, really puts into perspective how good I have it.
Two things:>Jones beating Reyes isn’t too controversial because the only indecisive round of their match is round 3. Starts with Reyes going hard and ends with Jones going hard, with nothing particular in between. The fight could’ve gone either way.>Jones loses to Ngannou, Gane, Stipe, Blaydes and Aspinall.
>>123816748I like the clip where his dad interrupts his stream and his demeanor changes from alpha to a boy. He is only 23 tho and doing well and is kinda based. Im 26 and work min wage labor all night.
>>123816803What’s your fastest mile time? Bet mines quicker. Surely you can at least do 10 strict pull-ups right?
>>123816812Round 2 was indecisive too
Zuppa di macaco, una delizia
I will fight Jon Jones right now if he is reading this
>>123816698>izzy training to keep the right hand up during exchangespoatanbros... the left hook might not work this time...
>>123814879Monkebros, we're finally being rewarded for our patience.
>>123816908I'm here, pussy.
>Dutch anon disappears Lmao
>>123816814>i'm older than the fat cuntwhere does the time go
>>123816748I’m exercising, eating healthy, and training Muay Thai. I do like Guru’s videos, but there will come a time when he’s too popular and can’t be the way he is now
>>123815305Is she died?
>>123817151Yup. The kid got arrested
>>123817393>get into the system at 8 years old>exposed to all sorts of fucked up shit>probably get molested and raped>traumatized for life>chances of a normal life out the window>lifetime of extreme guilt for killing your grandmaAll because you got incredibly emotional once and sperged out for 2 minutes. Life really is a beast of a peach
>>123817443ok but when does he join ufc
>>123817315>arresting an 8 year old
>>123817443you're overthinking it
>>123814831Lol didn't know manhoef still fought
Favorite Tito Ortiz quote?
>>123817577>I train 6 days a week. 5 days a week, I'll train 3 days a week, 1 of those days, I will train 2 days of the week, so I will train 6 days a week
>>123817443yeah but he'll forever be a real one
started a new job Wednesday. thinking about killing myself. can't do this my whole life
>>123817930get in the cage wagie
>>123815305>Ping pong, you just shook up the world...how does that feel?我不惊讶 Motherfuckers
>>123817930Hyperinflation will be hitting next year, even your new boss will be walking off the job.
does benavidez still wake up screaming in his normal life?
>>123814837What about when someone punches her tiddy really hard
>Kamaru lost to a man on a 9 fight win streak with a 5th round hail mary kick after dominating 90% of the fight>GSPEE lost to a man who was 5-4 in the ufc after being outstruck and rocked multiple times through the first round
>>123815305WHO IS FILMING THIS
>>123818348Serra was a real onePeon isn't
>>123816823I ran cross country a decade ago but now my only cardio is shadow boxing while watching heems and I went to the track on a whim and ran a mile. Legs and lungs were on fire and almost stopped halfway through but ended up running 5:50 which seemed respectable. Max out at 15-16 pullups and can never go higher.
>>123818348>gsp goes out on his shield against the deadliest goblin the world has ever seen>kamarPOO lazily allows himself to be kicked in the brain by the most boring fighter on the planet because he wanted to coast for 90 seconds
>>123818445>all this text for a simple questionlarping larry
>>123818512whats yer mile fag
>>123814879I really don’t care about some walled whore announcing her next bamhole tease videoWHORE! PROSTITUTE!
>>123818521what the fuck is a mile
>>123818567booba car looks scary
>>123815305>The 10-year-old was reportedly instigated by his three friends, who have also been taken into police custody.>The individual recording the video can be heard laughing as the boy shouts that he is always beaten by his grandmother. The elderly woman eventually stops moving and the person recording tells the boy to let her go. >“Get up, you crushed grandma to death, don’t press it,” the person recording says in the video. “She won’t hit you anymore, let go quickly.”>When the boy lets go, a middle-aged woman carrying a child on her back appears and repeatedly beats the boy with a stick while telling him, “Your grandma is dead.”>The video ends with the boy pleading for his grandmother to get up while the woman continues to beat him.Damn bros.
>>123818541Here, go jerk it to this Memet and let the rest of us enjoy female bamholes
>>123818599The 1500m race in track is considered "the metric mile" and an American mile in 1609 meters. So it's kinda like the American version of a kilometer except it's longer and better and makes more sense.
>>123818621wheres this wideo
>>123818641who the fuck times a 1500m run, what a bunch of fat tards
>>123818641So is it 1500 meters or 1609 meters?
>>1238185994 laps b
>>1238186801609 meters = 1 mile
>>123818672>he doesn’t train
>>123815428espn wanted him gone from ufcshowtime wanted him gone from bellatorthese companies don't like him because they don't know anything
>>123818712>espn wanted him gone from ufc>showtime wanted him gone from bellatorwhy tho
>>123818672the olympics b
>>123818717because he's not an ex-fighter they don't it's a professional look to have him it's gotta be like nfl/nba/mlb corporate junk
>>123818759i think u ate too many schizo pills
>>123818788cos he's not getting the boot just cos he wasn't an ex-fighter thats ridiculous
>rides the horse>eats the horse
Islam kill this fag
>>123818809Forgive me, Khamzat.
>>123815697>I GOT A MANGINA
why do they hate us so much charlesbros
>Makhachev's highlights: some unranked bums>Oliviera's highlights: top 5 murderer's row
easy fight brazza
>>123818717Honestly, have you ever listened to that faggot commentate for a full match? He never added any insight or hot takes, all he ever did was reading out loud fighter background information i.e. "X is a karate fighter and has dangerous kicks (nothing specific, just generic wiki capping), got shit wrong or reacted obnoxiously.It's honestly mind boggling how he even got that job in the first place, I'm sure that any random person that has practiced mma for a month could do it 10 times better.
>>123818931>He never added any insight or hot takes, all he ever did was reading out loud fighter background information i.e. "X is a karate fighter and has dangerous kicks (nothing specific, just generic wiki capping), got shit wrong or reacted obnoxiously.wowso every commentator
>>123818931still better than rambling bisping
>>123818808there's an extremely standardised broadcasting setup for professional sports - ex-competitors + some straight bland callers (jon anik style) and that is what companies want. Goldberg didn't fit their desired image.see this post >>123818931they probably heard about this kind of reputation of Goldberg has> he doesn't add anything, and he has no credibility/respectthat doesn't matter really because commentating is just entertainment and enjoyment with Goldberg and Rogan provided, but corporate sports don't want it
>>123818712>espn wanted him gone from ufcHe was let go 3 years before the UFC signed with ESPN
>>123814831FULL CARD FOR TOP DOG FC 16 IS HERE!TOMORROW8PM MOSCOW TIME6PM BONG TIME2PM EST11AM PACIFICTOЛЬКA!
>>123818808That's what Jimmy Smith said too. Do you really think its a stretch to say corporate would want recognizable faces that have done the sport to relate to viewers easier? Rogan's the only exception because he's immensely popular.
>>123819043was released in 2017, espn deal agreed to in early 2018, I would say he was let go during negotiations
>>123819043was pennis elected as governor?
>>123819060My money is on bowlcut.
>>123818944Some commentators provide surface level insight on what is actually presently happening in the cage, like someone having a lower stance to counter wrestling, or circling away from the opposing fighters power side, trying to set-up a headkick, etc...That faggot NEVER presented any information that a 14 year old girl who has never heard of mma before couldn't deduce. If they showed a highlight reel of someone's ko's before the fight, then he would just ramble about power the whole match, or if someone was visibly tired, etc., he would just state the obvious.And he didn't even have good reactions, his voice is annoying and he sounds like his nose is clogged.
>>123816814>he's only 23wtf. he looks 30s at the youngest. guy needs to lose weight and have a shave
>>123819067>Rogan's the only exception because he's immensely popular.After Goldberg was let go Joe was asked about it and he said the only reason he's still there is because of Dana alone. If Dana wasn't there Joe is gone immediately.
>>123817933gay is an insult
>>123819091No his final broadcast was UFC 207. Well before the UFC even severed anything with FOX
>>123819117he has a very stressful career..
>>123819138UFC 207 was December 2016, so the very end of 2016, and was still under contract into 2017.The UFC on Fox deal ran to the end of 2018, the ESPN deal was finalised early 2018 before the FOX deal has ended.
>>123819261also /heem/, schaub just fired me from his team as a content producer. I was paid in exposure but I'm a full time heem-machine now
>>123819384shit "fight"shit "fighters"
we are here https://youtu.be/L07zXcw4eGw
>>123819384Magny gives everyone a chance. I assume he's compensated better than the rest of the shitters in the rankings
I just took the biggest schaub.
>>123815311To make them main characters and meet them in the future to tell them you had a really good reason to leave them and make them cry
>>123819384oh shit strap in boys this is going to be a wiiiiild one don't blink
>>123819384magny might be flushed now. he got manhandled by shavkat for 9 mins
masvidal at 155 beats oliveira I'm telling you
>>123819187>UFC 207 was December 2016, so the very end of 2016, and was still under contract into 2017.No he wasn't. That was literally his last day on the job https://www.mmanews.com/2016/12/report-mike-goldberg-gone-from-ufc-after-207/
>>123818822This is a tradition in brazil in a holiday. Men dress as women and women dress as men, its just for fun
>>123819510Really? What's it called
>>123819510Is that why there are so many trannies in Brazil?
>>123819499>might be flushed>now
>>123819490As a fan of Charles, unfortunately I musy agree with>>123819503This image is tasteless, inappropriate, and disrespectful. Charles would not approve of this.
>>123819525Dont remember exactly what was called but people did during sao joao, men also dress up as women during carnaval, thats probably when charles did
>>123819532Brazil is one of the most homophobic countries in the world
>>123819619Is it? In Italy you have the reputation of being very promiscuos, also most of the trannies that live in Italy are brazilian, I guess they run away to not be lynched.
>>123819650>>123819664Anti christian behavior
>>123819619So you force them to be trans?
>>123819673dont you guys behead ppl
>>123815113>she definitely looks happy with things
>>123819777happy wife happy life (:
>>123819718I've seen the footage and can confirm
>>123819619Yeah, but when it comes to the tranny market, you guys have an outsized influence along with Thailand. Why is that?
schaubposters of the world unite and take over
>>123819847may schaub be with you
>>123819845>polish>whorethat's funnier than brazilians being many forms of gay
>>123819871all women r whores b
>>123819384magnybros i’m feeling pretty good rn
>>123819912>>123819973All he had to do was keep kicking Diaz's leg
tick tock, paulo...
>>123819912kekfake as fuck
>>123819503>>123819550didn’t know heem is full of uptight faggots nowadays
>>123820011*lays down**dances**smiles**gets the absolute fuck beaten out of him and quits like a faggot*wdhmbt?>>123820004lower the heat retard
>>123820029Paulo vs Cumshot is a super fight
>>123820004Lower the heat, check that the under side is light brown then flip them. Dont forget to oil the pan with butter
>>123820126>butterthats burn city, USA b
>>123820144>getting 'cake heemed by lvl 1 heatthinking dana needs to have "that talk" with you
>>123820147Lower the heat
>>123820175>just cook pancakes for 30 minuteshell nah bitch
>>123820004pancakes are beast b, sometimes they cook perfect other times they burn
If Romero used his wrestling against Adesanya would he have won the fight?
He won without using it
>>123820479Here's the (you) I owe you
>>123820240It shouldn't take more than 10 minutes for a good batch. Get gud and stop heeming your pancakes
>>123820488I feel like they both lost honestly
How many more bongs and bings until we get the pvz announcement?
Happy friday my heemsters
Who’s excited for Bellator later?
How many bongs until yoelito?>>123820004you'll get better with practice. Lower the heat a bit, use butter, flip them when the visible side has holes, like 30 seconds after it starts bubbling. If you can use two pans so it will take even less time.
>>123820567Yoel should be fun, more excited for Rizin though
>>123820591Who’s on Rizin?
>>123820597gooch and maywedda
>>123820567I work so ill miss the event
>>123820597Mayweather is boxing an MMA fighter and his bodyguard is kickboxing(?) a random bantamweightplus Horiguchi headlines the later card
>>123820574the main card starts at 10 p.m. in Italy
>>123819718>>123819804All these liveleak videos of executions are just faction x faction, idiot gringos dont even take the time to think why these videos are recorded. In Brazil we are way more worried about robberies
>>123820620I paid for that shit
Today's week's advice is:Bellator 285: Henderson vs. QueallyLuca Poclit vs. Dante SchiroAlex Bodnar vs. Kenny MokhonoanaBet:Poclit + Mokhonoanaresult: 3.00 or +300bet 100 to win 300Cage Warriors 143Hampton M. - Wilson B.Harris E. - Williams T.Hampton M. + Williams T.+500 or 5.00bet 100 to win 500Good luck, fellow degens.
>>123820604I'm so happy goochi mane is back in RizinWatching him get weight bullied by Patchy in Bellator sucked
>>123819845>t. no assIf you want brazilian men to look at you, you need BUNDA, huge amounts
>>123820675She is branquinha, tho. Monkeyriocas normally would be really desperate to get her attention.
Okay, here me out. Mrs Schaub should start a YouTube original series entitled Milk Truck Diaries
>>123820649It's not uncommon for Mexican cartels to go after the families of rival cartel members even if they've got nothing to do with organized crime. I bet the same happens with favela gang violence
Where is PVZ's asshole being mauled by 5 elephants?
>>123819718Which is very Christian.
>>123820729my dad works at onlyfans and I have it on a hard drive but I am not sharing
walg into the trugg like whatup
>>123820761Now that the dust has settled, I think we all agree Brendan did the right thing walking that vile temptress to the truck and receiving head.
What's joanna doing these days?
schaub sneed hap
>>123820772Being a barren whore. The usual.
remember when boxing let fury and wilder facr off for half an hour lol
>>123820757Pezzo di merdi. I won't share your mom doing the best pompino ever in me then. Screw you, higlio de putanna.
>>123820793Porra caralho supa de macaco
>>123818860Blackpill faggots are afraid of effort leading to improvement.
>tell me /heem/... Do you feel in charge?
>>123820883need to get a taste of that schaubussy
>>123820561It better be good and posted in this thread quick, been edging all day
Elias is bald and in Hell.
>>123820772commercials with Samsung/rebook/fitness companies/food delivery/sportsbooksshe's will sell anything you want if you pay hershe's pretty hated now in Poland since MMA is a niche sport, so most people know her as "a bitch that is in every fucking commercial."
>>123821059>>123820883Who out of all the fighters has the most CTE?Hard mode: No schaubposting
>>123821087me after you heem me
>>123821087Schaub, Nate Diaz, McGregor
>>123821087Nam Phan https://youtu.be/C3FlryiP8ZM
>>123821059Real unfortunate what happened to her. I miss Khababe. She would've been dominating Zhang, Thud Rose, and these other bitches.
Get dis of me telly NAOW
THE MOST PENIS HEEM HAS EVER SEEN
>>123821126Shouldn't have used bargain bin roids.
da MOST POWAH heem has eva seen
>>123821139Lol I'll put in a good word for Elias.
>>123821096Good luck getting heemed by me because I will tap to your faints.I'm the weakest twink on heem, my last fight I got knocked out by touching gloves
dah most HEEM heem has evah leyd ayes on.
>not a single vocaroo of a heemster saying "the most power heem has ever seen"this place fell off
why do chuds love charles oliveira
>>123821273You do it then
>>123821273you do it then pussy
>>123819060No chingis. Grim.
>>123821273you do it then i'll do it
>>123821273We need more vocaroo posting in general. I am the only one who has ever done this here when I once said I’m Jacqued and once when I shouted the WEEEEEM MEEEEEE song. Others need to start stepping up.
if you wear a seatbelt you ain't a real one
>>123821304Can you post one where you speak some basic chinese? I wanna learn to plow your women one day
>>123821300Use your eyes b he’s top right, «ХAH»
when is yole v melvin b?
>>123819060for me, it's XAH
>>123821342Oh shit my nigga chingis finna zeem this whiteboi on god
>>123821327I’m sure we can work something out if you provide a recording of you reciting some hot /heem/ meme my guy
>>123819507> focusing in on thisokay, well done, but it's about the espn deal
>>123821378yea when today, fool?
>>123821398later I think
The most dubs heem has ever seen
>>123820650>buying a ppv when you're an aussiewhy
>>123821403you trying to piss me off buddy?
>>123815469that redneck wigger better stay in flordia im going to heem that fag if i see him
the most pee heems ever seen
Tha most Sneed...heem has ever laid eyes on.
>>123816814Wtf why doesn't he alpha flex on his dad that's gay
Why couldn't he beat Volk god damn it
>>123821518let me tell you you're cruising for a bruising
>>123821533Because Max sucks.
>>123814831Manhoef vs Romero af first glance seems like an exciting fight, two stocky explosive fighters will go at each other. But if you stop and think more about it, it's a glass cannon against a granite chin, Manhoef will be stopped in the first round by a counter strike.
>>123821533Sucks too much
why is hell in a cellator on at 10 am
>>123821533the australian macedonian dwarf poisoned max. it's the only explanation
>>123821609They're both old and washed. It's going to be shit just like Tony Nate and all fights of its kind.
>>123821647It's in Dublin
>>123821678Romero is very far away from being washed in my opinion, and Menhoef has fought the same way for his whole career.
>>123821364>>123821388Based chingischads, don’t forget his brother ШAMAH is fighting toohttps://youtu.be/2c99ixWQbKI
>>123821742Whatever they're paying this guys it's not enough
>12:01 >no PVZ annoucementgoing back to bed
>>123821772>wake up>no penis vanzenis announcement
>>123821776>>123821780she did upload a video to her only fans 4 hours ago but I am not paying
PZV is opening an OF and it will be free for all the week end. See you there /heem/sters.
>>123821749less dangerous than mma mate you just piss your pants at the sight of blood
https://twitter.com/paigevanzant/status/1573342171050266624?cxt=HHwWgMC--cuX0dUrAAAAPVZ free OF
>>123821818>>123821844I thought she was already on onlyfans? I've seen her bamhole posted here
Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>123821844well, post it for your heembros im not making an onlyfags account b
Would Alex Pereira heeming Israel adesanya make your life objectively better in any way?For me, I think I would get a new wind behind me and quit my dead end job I've been stuck at for years and finally find a career and start a family.
WMMA chads... we won
>>123821850No she only had an official site, paigefanzant dot com
>>123821850its free i guess but everything already leaked its only a 3 day trail and you need an account. probably auto renews as well. gay
>>123821865yes, i'd clap like a seal and go Ha Ha! while skipping around my room and doing the funny walks from monty python
>>123821865>I think I would get a new wind behind me and quit my dead end job I've been stuck at for years and finally find a careeryou sound like izzy before he went pro. you should check out the interview b
>>123821865Seeing Pereira /heem/ Izzy would decrease my racism by 10%
smellapoor in 48 bings
>>123821533He won the first two matches but the judges felt attacked by the judges have champ bias but when they were still criticized for their shit judging they fell back on their champ bias when Volk was the champ.The thrid time was because max is already flushed and is 1 hard fight away from being ko'd.I fucking hate yair but his meme magic might be the thing to save us.Emmet only needs one but his one dimensional shitter style gets point fucked by Volk point fucking style.
>>123821905dont careim going back to bed
>>123821907actually delusional if you think he won the first fight
>>1238215339ninth island id is wad id is baby
yeah it's a trick b
Khabib's legacy is not under any danger since Charles has 7 losses in his resume and literally tapped to strikes. How am i supposed to take him seriously?
>>123821907volkov being heemed by that shitter josh helmet would have that certain.......... joono say qwah that heem loves and cherishes
>>123821944The gooners here say onlyfans is a scam anyway, they dont post shit to their feed they DM everything apparently.
beast of a card
>>123821952Yeah, Khabib runs his mouth a lot. I don’t take him seriously either, he should be fine with retirement and stay humble
>>123821985anything worth watching here besides yoel vs manhoef?
>>123821985Dudes name has clit in it, he gonna get licked tonight boi!
>>123821533He's a fucking retarded pedo that's why
>>123822000Albrektsson could be a fun onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li4uLt86P7E
>>123821952>How am i supposed to take him seriously?He could beat Khabib's defense record
Nate ruined gooby
>>123822042>proper badasskek what a faggot
fuck bellator I’m not getting iplayer
>>123822042But i thought there was never no check?
>>123822042in many ways nate heemed gooby
top dog today?
>>123822042the most power Nate has ever seen
>>123822051you wouldnt say that to his face
>>123822094I would. I would and then I’d simply take him down. Macgregor is only a few inches taller than me, it would be light work.
>>123822150>Macgregor is only a few inches taller than megrim
>>123822132da most loiscense heem has ever seen
>>123822042>checked kick with the BACK of his kneeNate truly was ahead of his time.
we are 10 minutes out from the first heems of the day boys. how we feeling?
>>123822191NAIZA and RCC have been on for hours cazzie
i predict that half of these onlyfans whores will commit suicide by the end of 2030, pvz will die from bamhole infection inshallah
>>123821844Fucking bitch. I could just go on heem if I wanted to see her bamhole. I WANTED PVZ PORN, ASS TO MOUTH ASS TO MOUTH ASS TO MOUTH
>>123822132"got tv loicence? because its de lo, mate"what happen britbongs... Even betting sites stream Bellator shit for free. why shitty Bellator such delicates in britbong country?
>>123822132just go on sportsurge, mate
>your reaction face when Charles gets Islam down and takes his back 10 seconds in the first round
>>123822241its gonna happen like this
>>123821081at least she is not an onlyfans whore
any Terri Harper fans on heem?
>>123821944>this weekend only>it isnt the weekendpatience b
>>123822254get that low bar little bit higher, anon. you're not in the west after all.
>>123822260got the face of a sailor named Wallace or some shit
>>123822260based on how shitty wmma is, i can't imagine what kind of shit do they pull in female boxing
>>123822284Amanda Serrano is fighting again tomorrow, any thoughts on that?
>>123822278im not simping mate im just simply taking digs at pvz
>>123822266hey beeb easy on the lamb
>>123822300pvz is the lowest of the low, she even falsely claimed she was raped in high school, stupid subhuman cunt.
I would only care about PVZs bumhole if Ngannou kicked it as hard as he could b
>>123822310not going to lie, Gil did well for himself, years go by and she's still very hot
imagine if Ngannou drove a Ford Escort at full speed at PVZ's bamhole
The champ has a name
>>123822311>entire family changes surname because of kid fucker brother>years later paige claims this change came because kids called her "slutten"sometimes I can't tell if some people simply live off of attention and sympathy, or if she's legitimately mentally ill enough to believe her own stories. maybe her brother did a number on her, too, and she's repressed it
Did he win the story against yair, if yair doesnt get a title shot next?
>>123822132literally just hit yes even if you dont
>>123822241People should do this more often. If you have good grappling skills you should just immediately try and bring the fight to the ground no matter how good your opponent supposedly is at wrestling and grappling. It'll catch them off guard because they rely on the fact that they'll be controlling the grappling exchanges and if you suddenly take them to the ground with no fear they'll panic, even if only for a moment. If Charles did this he'd sub Islam in the first minute of the fight.
>>123822359google it bitch I'm not your slave
>>123822191Shan't ve watching bellator this early
regional sheem from yesterday
dont let loopycel make the thread
>>123822367The fact he tried to sell his broken arm as some kind of 1:million fluke gets me revved.
>>123822372>hit yes>immediate knock on the door
>>123822191What site is that
>>123821533Getting robbed in a title fight fucks with your mind. Same thing happened to Dominick Reyes. Max won the second fight but the robbery destroyed his mind and made him unable to ever compete with Volk again. He looked so bad in the third fight.
>>123822367>heems his own shoulder>yair gets the TKO>his bird fighters more often than he doesits been a bad year for the cholo bros
>>123821844this was the big news that you coomer faggots have been spamming in this general for the past week? lmao what a bunch of pathetic losers, literally getting grifted by a solid 3/10
ayo, did this grandma fight happen yet?
>>123821395Okay, and Goldberg was fired well before the deal and probably before any actual negotiations occurred
>>123822372I would never, that's against the law
>>123822412aw shit my oblivion characters are squaring off?
>>123822399>I got that real mexican blood in me, I would never tap never quit>faces real mexican (from mexico)>quitspottery
>>123822376Yup, a liar. Hate to see it.
Aight PVZ's OF was a decent nut 6.5/10Pros:• Shows her tits fully without doing that veiled thing with wet t-shirts, lingerie or bullshit like that.• Cheeky captions where she lowkey asks for dick pics in her DMs and for you to jerk off.• It's free for now, it's not worth it to pay for porn in general, but 10 dollars a month for semi nude shots it's just a fucking robbery.Cons:• Lack of curves• Bolt ons tits• No pussy shots• No butthole shots• No feet shots, in particoular there was an ass or feet photo in which she was wearing crocs, very awkward.• Not free forever.
>>123822431post link to tits or gtfo
>>123822431It's always been free nigga what are you doing
>>123822410Chu mean bro thats free Onlyfans shit normally you've gotta pay for
Just rewatched the Islam x Tsarukyan fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRhJCOdvpIhere for freeWhat I noticed was, Islam wasnt able to do shit and he got himself in a lot of positions where he would've been subbed if Tsarukyan had better submissionsIf (when) Charles gets his neck like this...It's night night nappy time
>>123822431this is not me guysi always wait 4 leaks
>>123822458don't bet, you're a Brazilian, you're always going to be biased
>>123822446onlyfans dot com slash paigevanzant>>123822447I didn't pay for that shit nigga
>>123814837Good to see spic s/heem/ers Cuter than Amerifat ones, thats for sure.
>>123822494>onlyfans dot com slash paigevanzant"PLEASE ADD A PAYMENT CARD"just do a screenshot of the best stuff, anon.I'm just curious. don't post it here, upload it on pixhost.to and post the link here
Where is the new thread?Also, was that the news about pvz? Onlyfans? What difference does it make from her website? What a shit.
>>123822569I can rip the whole OF if you know how
>>123822624ask your father... He owns OF.
>>123822624Spill the beans Giuseppe
>>123822535Nobody would report dyke pussy, the world's most universally acclaimed substance.
>>123822649I have to do something else now, I'll link it on the new thread later today.
>>123822761BasedI'll search the archives because I need to heem my liver first
the most pussy heems ever seen
wew lad heem subby