Dortmund - Leverkusen edition
era of the bull
First for Dortmund
>>122570051based also mutts aren't German
Pls score 3 goals in the Dortmund match.
Neverkusen does have some btilliant pacy nogs
>Doofmund's big transfer summer>45 mins into the first game, all but one new signing alreay injured<Thorgan Hazard is on the pitch again
thorgan hazard is better than all the ngubus on this team
Are there even women more loose and slutty than french (formerly spanish)?
watching modern ads makes me want to resurrect Hitler
>>122570384Worst player on the pitch
Neverkusen literally has no defence
>>122570384that aged well lmao
>>122570015and another ded Dirtmund playerkek
Who was the guy with the Schokoelfin gf?
oh boy now they even show degenerates in the crowd
>>122570760do post (elfin not guy)
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>122570760a nameless body in a mass gravet. trime traveler
utter shit game, taking a break until based Kogge plays
germany will win the world cup
>>122570809He unironically does give these vibes lol
>>122570760It was Westernhagen
How jelly are you of this lad rn
>>122570809>>122570848I thought about posting 'since when does watzke have a Schokoelfin gf'
thats a man, you mongs
>>122570873based chocolate lover
whats harder to watch, dortmund midfield or leverkusen finishing
glad there is some real football on later with rostock bielefeld
Now 1 Gemischter Grillteller.
just give the ball to dahoud for some brainlet move
Why is Moukoko having grey hairs? He'S not even 20.
small dick Schick
>>122571038>>He'S not even 20>believing African birth certificateskek
BOAH HAB ICH BRANDT
moukoko is fucking awfuldunno what kind of contract/team that retard is waiting for, he should be in the 2nd division or something
>>122571222but anon, haven't you seen how heckin DIVERSE he is????
>>122571222i don't think he is waiting for a contracthe wants out of Dortmund
>>122571285but where does he want to go? what is this idiot actually expecting? he's shit
>>122571313some stephanie, I don't remember
brych is beyond shit, my god
>wolf>canterzic has given up
>>122571332made the 1-0 today lolthough it really isn't an accomplishment to be motm for Dortmundhe can get a club like his best buddy Knauff and that would be a million times better than remaining stuck with Terzic
>>122570015Congrats Bayern another hard fought Bundes title, 20 in a row doable?
>>122571394adeyemi made the goal
>>122571394>he can get a club like his best buddy Knauffno thank you, one of these is enough.
dortmund should sell that fraud bellingham fast to england or they will realise how trash he is
>>122571442no, he shot it straight into the keepers legs like an amateur and was lucky Reus was in the right spot and had enough clarity of mind to push it over the linethe cross from moukoko was good
what a shitshow of a match lol. Dont know why youre hating this is like a dorfpöhlerei
NGUBU GOALIE TIME
ready for some Lunev kino next matchhe's a Putin supporting chud
didnt even know a rule like that existed.
>>122571591no he plays for >Schalke
brych and his team are absolutely terriblehow did they not immediately see that? and how does it take that long to review it?
damn, had a good screenshot of Kiebling and the other two guys lookinglike "you serious m8?" but Sky Ticket doesnt let you take screenshots.
>paying for footbaall streams>for SKY of all thingslmao
>>122547870Anons car at the parking lot
>>122571699imagine giving these scheisters money lmao
So that Leverkusen coach gets the sack first?
what's happening outside the stadium?
>>122571807quick rundown?I fell asleep during the game
>>122570938Is choocholatlover the new jewish psy-op? >>122570873
>>122571852they said suspicious vehicle nobody can leave
>>122571807>thinking I can afford a car
>>122571938>newtrying to sell fucking ugly negresses as some revenge and shit is not new at all.
>>122571949another jewish bomb attack
>>122571985kießling looks like a schizophrenic friend of my friend here
>goalie not knowing football rules
>>122571834No. Schwarz, Kramer or whoever coaches Augsburg will be sacked first
"brutal" seems to be Schlotterbecks favorite word
>>122572133common sense refereeing is encouragedhe was under no pressure. would have made no difference if he had taken it half a meter backBrych is a bean counter
>>122572186There was a Dortmund player right there what are you talking about. That's why he got a red
what is that Sky blonde chicks name? wanna check out her nudes
THE KOGGE SAILS ON
>Bielefeld going straight down againUlme
>>122572611Eva on the 2. BUNDES said it was going to be OK tho!!!
no one got angry HSV won today? weird
is bielefeld or hansa a bigger club? they seem to be exactly equal
posted in the old thread VGH>handspiel außerhalb des stadionshow did he do it?
>>122573390it's just the setup for the season finale. they got win some to get there
>>122573390you sound mentailly ill
>>122573390Check the last bread people were pre seething
BIG KOGG BALLERSalso Jablonski with another rock solid performance
well well well
today, i will remind them>>122560125>>122560144
FC HANSASTERN DES NORDENS
next weeks Topspiel: Darmstadt - RostockThe kult just never ends!
FC KOGGE LAND DER MÖWENJA SO HEISST ER MEIN VEREIN
does one of you have bild+ and can reveal who the accused is?
>>122574517it's Nico Schulz
Football is a wonderfull thing all things considered. There is nothing outside of my friends, family and pets that touch me emotionally as much as it does. Yesterday I was excited and happy all day, then after 45 minutes my soul was completely crushed. Now whole weekend seems terrible and tedious, but I know that when they do well again I will be just as elated then as I am down now. It's such a great thing and I am happy to share it with all of you. I love you /bundes/ bros.
>>122574517>>122574581>DFB-Star>BVB-Star>Star>Pretty fucked up tho
>>122574517Ngubu of coursealso >caring about bild bullshit
nico schulz looks like a beta bitch boydidnt know he had *it*respect +5
>>122574694a real DFB-star would have done more than light bruisesfits
been thingken bout the buliliga a lot recentlyVerehrtes Publikum, jetzt kein Verdruß:Wir wissen wohl, das ist kein rechter Schluß.Vorschwebte uns: die goldene Legende.Unter der Hand nahm sie ein bitteres Ende.Wir stehen selbst enttäuscht und sehn betroffenDen Vorhang zu und alle Fragen offen.Dabei sind wir doch auf Sie angewiesenDaß Sie bei uns zu Haus sind und genießen.Wir können es uns leider nicht verhehlen:Wir sind bankrott, wenn Sie uns nicht empfehlen!Vielleicht fiel uns aus lauter Furcht nichts ein.Das kam schon vor. Was könnt die Lösung sein?Wir konnten keine finden, nicht einmal für Geld.Soll es ein andrer Mensch sein? Oder eine andre Welt?Vielleicht nur andere Götter? Oder keine?Wir sind zerschmettert und nicht nur zum Scheine!Der einzige Ausweg wär aus diesem Ungemach:Sie selber dächten auf der Stelle nachAuf welche Weis' dem guten Menschen manZu einem guten Ende helfen kann.Verehrtes Publikum, los, such dir selbst den Schluß!Es muß ein guter da sein, muß, muß, muß!t. not me
Meine Damen und Herren, liebe Neger
>>122570015Who is expected to be 2nd place this year
I liek Brecht very motsch
>>122574697>not caring about klatsch und tratschKWAB
I sleep/bundes/ is closed nowt. /bundes/ CEO
>>122574980grim looking cunt desu desu
>>122574998NO i want bullbro explanation first
>>122575016""bullbro""* or how you call him, is asleep by now.*hmmmmmmm........
>Here we go confirmed
>>122575016>sell Raum for 26m>(potentially) buy Angelino for 20mThe real question is what Hoffenheim is doing
damn that nico schulz guy texts like a twelve year old
>Want to watch some comfy arte Doku>It's a german productionughUGH!
>>122574517I bet it's Rüdiger, Aydemi, Moukoko, Gnabry, Sane, Boateng, Musiala or Müller.
>>122575164>>122575152>>122574721>>122574697>>122574679>it’s schulzincel chuds BTFO
finally we have a reason to never nominate him again. That and Raum and Gosens exist
Hate mutts, love /bundes/, simple as.Good night.
>>122575257And Max and Halstenberg and Netz, no reason to nominate him anyway
>>122575212Dscherome bullied a bitch to suicide and has convictions from like three other exes
I hope a small spanish club end with the bundeshit lie byer munish.
>>122575301He also burned Brenos house down
What is Schalke?
>>122570873That is one ugly bitch
>>122575257this. finally we can have a full ngubu 11. heckin based
>I hope a small spanish club end with the bundeshit lie byer munish.
What could have been
hello bunderswhere are the hugs
jz 1 bisschen seelenfrieden
https://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/chefin-von-amnesty-international-tritt-zurueck-101.htmlwtf why can't we defend ourselves in schools and hospitals???!?!?
>it's the ukpo chief shillerinaliterally 4yo behaviour
So how does it feel to already know who is winning the league on match day 1? Why do you guys even continue this charade. Do you literally watch the games rooting for whoever Bayern is playing hopelessly wanting them to lose?
Loved that Dortmund-Leverkusen match. Schick surely regrets his two failed 1v1. I love that Frimpong lad
go fuck yourself, canadian mutt faggot
>>122577304holy fucking BASED
>>122574517>ich liebe dich>ich will dichthe "pls come back, it was an accident" wifebeater, really the worst kind
>Do you literally watch the games rooting for whoever Bayern is playing hopelessly wanting them to lose?yes, thats literally my bundes experience for 10 years.
how is it even legal for BILD to release a private WA chat, especially from a laufendes Verfahren?
it's Bild. what they publish is only the tip of the icebergSchulz will know better than to sue
>Zu einem anderen Vorfall im Januar 2020 habe die damalige Freundin geschrieben: „Was gibt dir das recht mich zu treten zu würgen mich am Boden zu zerren einen Spiegel auf meinen Kopf zu schmeißen was“. Schulz' Antwort: „Hör auf das es aggressiv wird x du hast diese Tasse geschmissen und mir sind die Sicherungen durchgedreht“ (sic!).>Im März schickt die Frau dann Fotos an den Fußballer, die Verletzungen dokumentieren sollen. Die Antwort: „Tut mir leid.“ Anschließend schickt der damalige Nationalspieler ein Selfie mit herunterhängenden Mundwinkeln. Und weiter: „Ich hasse mich dafür.“:(wtf, sicko. So, he has a child or no? >Weiter zitiert die „Bild“-Zeitung aus einer Schulz-Mail im Juni 2020, die ebenfalls in der Anzeige auftauchen soll: „Es tut mit leid dass ich dich andauernd geschlagen habe. Ich habe deinen ohrring auf die Straße geworfen nach dem ich dich bedroht habe und dich geschubst habe obwohl du schwanger bist mir ist klar es war nicht richtig. Ich habe dich geschlagen und angelogen weil ich nicht mehr weiter wusste.“literal mental retard
>>122579252In a just world, both of them would hang. One for abuse, one for retardation.
women are emotional terrorists
>>122580931looks like schulz is also retarded by the way he articulates himself
>Reyna on the bench
>hertha fan got killed by rostock fan>hertha fans act like nothing happenedabsolute cucks
>Nico Schulz is dating Brad Pitt's old gfhonnestly i am impressed
schalke brudis how are we feeling?its going to be a tough match....
>>122574980>>122575078>>122575115lmao fucking hell
>>122575115>>122575078>>122574980The lack of self-control is painful. Even ignoring the fact that he's rich and doesn't even have to work for it this is absurd. Poor kid will get to enjoy single mother time and his manchild father ramblings. Just German things.
now 500g Quark
>>122574980KEKKKKKKKKKKK I suddenly like this guy
if you are Sebastian Kehl right now there is only one choice right? you can't have an employee that kicked his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. that's horrible PR
this our year bros i feel it
>>122570091Is this stephanie wolf?
>>122587617yes, contract will be suspended. What a failure of a transfer.
>>122587617modeste to bvb however is reasonable pr
ih hob mir a e-shisha gehold
>>122586386You could say he is punching above his weight
>>122587700you could say that you're HIV positiv!
you could always tell there's something wrong with Schulz
Der Schulzzug hatte wirklich keine Bremsen.
if Modeste really only gets a contract for this season then I don't get the move from his point of view.
>>122588249$$$gonna double his wages, also if he performs beyond the expected he may land another contract at Dortmund or at another CL-level club. First time in his career that he can show himself at a big club.
>>122588170he's clearly a mong
>>122588264really? I thought they were going to pay him the 3.5m he was getting in Gölln already?
>>122588264Dortmund isn't that big, but anyone who makes it to the pro level usually wants to take the biggest challenge they can get. Let's see if Terzic can deal with Özcan and Modeste.
honestly I think if the bulls don't win convincingly today I will only watch bestbundes and noteven for the rest of the season again.
>>122588322Dortmund is one of the best clubs in europe to land a contract at a top 10 team, its their entire business model.
>>122588358For 17 year olds, who really need the experience, yeah.
>>122588358the problem with modeste is that at the end of the season he'll be 35 and if he's unlucky he'll be sidelined as soon as Haller returns. He'll also not be the focal point of the offense there as he is in Gölln, so he might get less moments to stand out. That's why I find it strange to go there on a contract for this season only, I figured he'd be angling for one last 2-3 year deal somewhere after showing himself off in the Conference league.
>>122588458He's confident that his performance will be decent enough to attract good offers after the year, even if he eventually will get sidelined for Haller. Also if it was so easy for him to get a big paycheck, Modeste would have already left.
>Nico Schulz>181cmAlways with the manlet rage
>>122588470I mean he did back when he fucked off to china and he had his first decent year after coming back last season. Also it doesn't have to be that big per year, just longer.
>>122588249This is a huge win for Köln>not given that he'll repeat his performance from last season >get 5 million for a 34 year old>save 3 million in salary
>>122588517one big paycheck for a year, increase your chances significantly for another big longer contractversusslight pay increase from Köln for your last contract.
someone explain the Modeste signing, how will he even help them?
>>122588549I meant from Modestes, for Gölln it makes sense.>get 5 million for a 34 year oldwait, seriously?
>>122588479there’s no way he’s even 181
>>122588549Also another bestbundes Meisterschaft in 2 years.
>>122588249nigga is 34yo in african years. only thing more retarded than signing him is signing him for more than the current year.
>>122588650sounds like an adult dortmund signing then.
any updates on unser uhrensohn?
Wait, so we already know Koman and moukoko are wife beaters. Why is it a problem when Schulz does it?
>>122588713anon... you know exactly why...
>>122588713dey dindu nuffins, nadsi
>>122588322>anyone who makes it to the pro level usually wants to take the biggest challenge they can get>immediately signs contract with Buyern at any given chanceyeah, Buyernwinslol surely is the biggest challenge
>>122588754the challenge with joining buyern is having your career survive it.
>>122588754>Buyernwinslol surely is the biggest challengeYou got me there.
>>122588787100% bavarian phenotype
Is Dopa talking about Nico Schulz?
>>122588713You really need to see a psychiatrist. I'm not even kidding.
>>122588852What are you on about? These 2 guys beat their gfs and they are still playing so why is it a problem when Schulz does it? Its a legit question.
I'm out for a walk.>>122588852true
>>122588852you not liking the answer doesn't illegitimize the question.
MAI DENS*CLAP*MAI DENS*CLAP*
>>122588968slavshit doesn't like it when his mutts are questioned
>>122588713>>122588713Don't forget Herr Nandez. They all have in common that they weren't as retarded about it as Schulz and also not of questionable performance on the field
which of the best bundes games will be most entertaining?
>>122587718I think this was the name.
K'lautern - Faulibut they all look pretty nice so I'll watch the comfyrenz
... is Kiel playing with a goddamn Libero?
>saint pooli getting dunked on
noooo, maiden bros this can't be happening! Maidens are supposed to be goooooooood!
Who‘s watching Lok vs Hertha BSC II?
>Bayern interested in Konrad de la FuenteI'm an /american talents/ poster who likes that Konrad has interest but why? He didn't do well with Marseille last season. And Bayern are not patient with developing players unless they're world class talents which Konrad isn't.
>>122589455No I'm not even a cuck.
>>122589471only thing I can think of is that there is something to the Sahne rumors and that they are looking for a young backup option with upside.
Selling Sahne would be the best thing Bayern could do.
>>122589484Even if that's true, he's not good enough to be even a Bayern backup until he at least starts scoring/assisting regularly. Didn't Bayern just recently buy an expensive teenage Ngubu from Ligue 1 anyway?
>>122589501>implying Brazzos chocolate addiction can ever be sated
>>122589478but you’re the one that can’t stop obsessing over skin colour 24/7. Therefore you’re a cuck and you should kys
>>122588889You got all three stories from BILD and now you pretend the first two got memory-holed. You imply that Schulz is being punished excessively when BVB said they won't take any action yet. You are clinically delusional, I can't argue that away.
>>122571407Thank you.20 years should be doable.
I want Lautern back in Bundes.
>>122589796I want 1860 backWe need a true münchener Club
Any pregnant girls in this chat?
>>122589914Uhm hello, sweaty?We already have THE original münchen Glub in the league.
Unsere Startelf für den Bundesligaauftakt gegen Leipzig! 1 Müller - 2 Anton, 3 Endo (C), 4 Vagnoman, 5 Mavropanos, 9 Kalajdzic, 10 Tomas, 14 Silas, 21 Ito, 22 Führich, 32 Ahamada#VfB | #VfBRBL
Unsere 11 zum #Bundesliga-Auftakt in Stuttgart #VfBRBL
>>122590216>no Sosais he gone then?
>>122590232right here please
>RB Leipzsch are cans, because RED BULL™ xDDDDD
isn't that a straight up red not a second yellow?
aren't you straight up rad not double mellow?
I don't like Dirtmund but it's obvious Schulz didn't do shit>„Es tut mit leid dass ich dich andauernd geschlagen habe. Ich habe deinen ohrring auf die Straße geworfen nach dem ich dich bedroht habe und dich geschubst habe obwohl du schwanger bist mir ist klar es war nicht richtig. Ich habe dich geschlagen und angelogen weil ich nicht mehr weiter wusste.“ (sic!)why would he describe everything to her in detail after it happened, she was there
>>122590349t-thanks, you too
>>122590354She probably köderte him into saying that, so she will have a Beweismittel later on. Schulz doesnt seem to be the brightest candle on the cake anyway.
>>122590392we're all great people here, frenaside from tom, jt and bremenanon
Today is Florian Grillitsch bithday. Let's all laugh at him and his retarded father.lol
Mein Neffe, 14 Jahre alt, selbst Fußballer, schaut keine Bundesliga mehr. "Ist mir zu langweilig!" Jetzt trifft er sich mit seinen Kumpels und schaut eben Premier League. Auch bei der Auslandsvermarktung verliert die Bundesliga den Anschluss. Wer will denn einen sportlichen WettKampf sehen, wo der Meister immer derselbe ist? Okay, die Bayernfans. Aber sonst?
still keep confusing Gregoritsch and Grillitschalso Bremenanon is based af, easily top 3 bundes poster
>>122590493sounds like his future path is set already
>>122590497what a retard
>>122590493we'll he's not wrong
>>122590493>Okay, die Bayernfanswrong
redundant goal desu
>that one poor sap who's been trying to get people to talk about 2nd Bundesliga for years>talks into the void every single weekwhat's his endgoal
>>122591025crashing the league
>>122591025there’s definitely more than one of us lad
shame about the refball maidenbros
i feel like some teams get more nachspielzeit than others even if theres no reason for it
>mfw Klautern goes up before HIV does
>>122591025>>122591081I will join your discussions in a year or so. haha
>>122590493Bayern has no fans only customers
>>122591247Whatever lets you sleep at night. ^^
>>122591196But Gölln bro, you are playing >Schalke today! This is a day for the good times!
1.FCK and HSV getting promoted this year, mark my words
>>122591271>beiern lifelong from wroclaw here
>>122591291you think they can beat the mighty Heidenheim and Regensburg? the fact that HIV even is there in the first place will never not be peak pathetic.
>>1225912911 Fuck is looking promising, but I do not rate HIV.
>>122591343to be fair, no one expected them to get promoted with bremen and schalke in the tier last year. but the previous years were peak pathetic
HAUT DIE ZECKEN BISSE VERRECKEN
>Werners Rückkehr zu RB steht kurz bevor
based Pascal Groß is absolutely dabbing on Man United rn btw
hahnreibrudis... ich glaub das wird das Jahr der Bullen...
E R ARA
jz 2 Blaubeertörtchen
jz 500g Kartoffelsalat with seven Nürnberger Rostbratwürstchen and the Löwensenf extra scharf
Pascal Groß scored two goals against Poonited.
why do 99% of shots from outside the sechzehner go into the stands? some go so wide into the stands that i think the player is retarded. how can you be a professional football player and not even get the ball on the goal. its terrible in the bundesliga
Modeste is 10 times better than Hallert. knower
can the deutschtards fuck off?
>>122589471Bayern needs more Nechers
So, BVB again bought no fullbacks so far. How can you expect to win something without competent fullbacks.
baking the bread
>>122593831>How can you expect to win>Dortmundplombe
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>>122593978this. nowadays they just want to sell overpriced ngubus to Premier League clubs, nothing else
>>122594027>Drexlerstill giggling btw
Anyone here have an ß in their name? Do you feel superior for having one?
>>122594091why? ss is much more fun to spell.
Leipzig have to get a good coach as soon as possible, they wont go anywhere with fraudesco.
Pellegrino chads... WE RISE
>>122594341No good coach on the market
>Schalke kino back again
müller > neuer
Fucking Szoboszlai, he is always such a nightmare when he is playing against us
>andre silvaone season wonder bum
fucking hell bvlls just fucking score you stupid stupid niggas
how many water breaks are there now?
Jz 1 Steak and Schalke.
>>122594027>Rodrigo Zalazar for the first time in years, I'm going to watch a bundes game
>Tedesco offensive footballexpectedly grim
>bulceOUT OF THE TITLE RACE ALREADY
That point is more than I expected, nice
Who is the Stuttgart mascot? The dinosaurs thing?
unlucky game, happens
can Werner save these bums?
>>122595549T Wernz can do it, he just needed more time.
this would be the most ridiculous refball
the absolute state of bundes refs
hate >schalke as much as anyone but that was definitely not offside
IHR DRECKIGEN NIGGERIHR DRECKIGEN SCHEISS NIGGER
what the fuck...
Guys ive come up with a planwhy doesnt every team just refuse to play bayernsure, they win the league but theyre gonna do that anyway so nothing changesit would be a great statement about the imbalance of the league and force change.also any updates on a refund for erlingz?
german refereeing...Also how is Ballack an expert?
my stream is spanish and i dont know what the fuck just happenedwhat happened bundesbros? why did the schalke goal not count?
einfach so krass wie es DIREKT(!) wieder los geht wie diese HURENkinder uns jedes jahr bescheißen
>>122595874Because it would Schalke a goal that's why.
The free kick was bullshit though, so it's ausgleichende Gerechtigkeit
>>122595874Schalkespieler was offside and too close to Kölnkeeper thus irritating him
>>122595874dfl niggers are ABS
the >schalke Depp is already seething THIS fucking hard again. Lmao based
>>122595814they should all agree to lose every game to leverkusen probably the only team everyone could agree on. would pay to watch the bayern meltdown
>>122595747It was the same situation as one goal yesterday, Freiburg I think. Got taken back there as well.
>>122595959>negerkusenlmao fuck off
The ref is a little bit stupid, isn't he
>>122595747he blocks the keepers view and his position is offside
Schalke looks 2. Bundes material on paper
warum spielt der Bülter nicht?!
>>122595959It would have to be a team that no one has any relation to. Like if Heidenheim gets promoted.
>>122596128and on the field, but luckily so does Köln
kek jetz gibt der hurensohn rot für nichtses ist so lächerlich
MAXIMUM REFBALL LET'S GO
lmao >schalke faggots in the mud
tor geklaut und rot für nix KOMPLETT lächerlich
Is this ref a fucking mongoloid?
eh, that could have been a serious injury if they were unlucky, yellow would have been fine, but a red is not 100% unreasonable.
ajooooo richtig heftige aktionhector so direkt bein gebrochen guck mal wie ernsich windetoh moment er hats ja gar nicht gemerkt
VAR made nothing better. this shit has to go
>>122596689Hold on, let me check VAR if your comment stands...
>>122596689Yeah, but then Robert Schröder would have more power on the pitch
da fällt einem halt nichts mehr ein bei so ner Roten
freundliche erinnerung dass es so eine rote karte niemals(!) gegen bayern geben würde
learn to write in English or stfu and go back to Deutsch you ugly mong
maybe you should use a tripcode, you know give your posts that extra touch.
>>122596824locker bleiben, es ist sonntag
>>122596824halts maul du dummes hurenkind. knie weiter vor dem hausmeister wie der dreckige köter der du bist. hier wird deutsch gesprochen.
>calling oither people dogMuselmann confirmed
>>122596934yup, just as I thought
jup ball war klar über die linie. abstoß eigentlich kek was für ratten beim dfb absolut bizarr
So when is Koln getting carded?
recommend me german movies
schwolow not looking sicher tbqhthink should be a goal
kölner arschficker kriegen den sieg serviert von den dfb schwuchtelnschön am wochenende gegenseitig ablutschen im kölner keller ja
>>122597681Unsere Mütter, Unsere Väter
>>122597681there are no german movies
>no more Tönnies>no more VAR for >schalke in the bundeshmm
>no morenever existed. schalke has always been refballed
>play 12 vs. 10>still concedehahahahahahsha
>>122598130Up until 20/21 they were heavily favored by refball.
make it four pwease
19:14 Echte Liebe
era of the bvlls ended early this year
Well, I feel a lot better about Frankfurt now than I did friday night, thank you bundes!
unfassbar einfach wieder dieser bewusst-absichtliche betrug
Oh I fell for a meme page, ignore the post
>>122599496it's exactly what they would say
beating Hertha was obviously a fluke, just return from the Stadion + drowning that shit in the Kneipe afterwards. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyit's all so tiresome. I follow this shit for more than 20 years at this point, why couldn't dad visit some other place with me that's not endless agony
>>122601192don't worry fellow Eintracht bro, we all suffer together this weekend.
/sp/ currently playing in the 4ccimplyingrigged.info
>RB taking Timo back after he left them before a CL semi final
>>122601449Truly Dortmund 2.0
DER EFFZEH ZERFICKT DIE LIGA!BAM BAM BAMJAJA
>>122601192beating Hertha wasn't a flukethey're just THAT shit
>>122602301>barely beat an aufsteiger/abstiegskandidat but only with massive refball>zerfickt die ligakek
I have long since come to the conclusion that all people from NRW are brain damaged in some way
>autist can't into obvious ironic shitposting;:^I
>i was merely PRETENDING to be retarded!classic
oh shit i'm late>schalke
would be perfect if Frankfurt and Hertha swapped places desu
>>122602757No, I'm not very smort, but nothing will stop me from funposting.
>>122602784honestly after seeing all the games of this weekend I feel less bad about that absolutely terrible game Frankfurt had, they still are nowhere near the relegation candidates.
>they still are nowhere near the relegation candidateslol
>>122602942as long as >Schalke, Hertha, Augsburg and Bochum exist, yes
>>122603091Augsburg are to irrelevant to be relegated
if you need any more proof that "i used to support hsv but now i hate them because of their nignogs" is a mentally ill freak, vagnoman who he described a horrible useless player looked very good for stuttgart against leipzig today
>>122605080Yeah I'm sure he looked very good. Better go back to /r/soccer and tell your friends about it.
>>122605178is that where your girlfriend found her black lover?
>>122605080Did he? Or are you just desperately looking for some way to discredit people whose opinions you dislike?
>ngubu loving cuck projects his cuck fantasies on others>calls others mentally ill
>mentally ill retard obsessed with blacks and calls all blacks shit regardless of performance>is surprised people accuse him of being obsessed with blacks
>>122606620>peopleIts just you who accuses people of being obsessed with blacks and then you make posts like this >>122605387
>shits on every single black player for years and writes ngubu in literally every thread>comments on every single ngubu >"it's just you who accuses me of being obsessed, i'm not obsessed"
>>122606712>shits on every single black player for years and writes ngubu in literally every thread>comments on every single ngubuThats most of /bundes/ and there is more than 1 guy who shat on Vagnomeme
HSV will end Bayern's dominance in 2040
yes yes, goood morningI’ll have it known that I too strongly dislike Vangomongo. I used to see him a lot at the U21 and he always was a liability
>>122606870>Thats most of /bundes/These days because it made all decent posters leave. People want fun hobbies and you guys ooze negativity. There is nothing fun about reading the same old depraved comments of sad losers.
>There is nothing fun about reading the same old depraved comments of sad losers.
Just read a bit up on Schulz. Holy... I always thought this guy was a brainlet. But I had no idea that he is on the verge of being mentaly retarded to a point where he is required to have a legal guardian to handle all legal decisions for him.He makes even Dumbele look like Professor Dumbele. Based on IQ he's truely the blackest player in the entire league.
>>122612735>But I had no idea that he is on the verge of being mentaly retardedhe is visibly mongoloid
>>122606712slavshit you can stop trying to larp as an oldfag now, how about you piss off back to /int/?
>>122612735Tut mir leid
>>122612735can you give me a link for that? I can't find anything on this and I am very interested to find out more.
>pic related walks towards you in Dirtmund, what do you do?
I was drunk yesterday and bought one of the HSVxTsubasa shirts when I came home. FUCK
>>122613216those are kind of kino except for the HSV part tho, also weren't they on sale?
>>122613264Yeah it was only 30 bucks. I live around Hamburg so it should arrive tomorrow.
>>122613276that's not so bad, which one did you get?
>>122613139lmao what a psychodid he do it in the streets??
>>122613139yeah this stinks to high heaven
can't find the Glückwunsch aber man merkt einfach copypasta anymore. someone care to provide?pic unrel, its swede hsv believer
>Klose feiert "fantastischen" Premierensieg>>Nach seinem Premierensieg in der österreichischen Fußball-Bundesliga war Miroslav Klose, ehemaliger Bundesliga-Stürmer beim FC Bayern und Werder Bremen, schwer begeistert.>>"Ich finde es fantastisch und bin total stolz auf die Jungs", sagte der Trainer des SCR Altach nach dem 3:2 (0:1) gegen Austria Wien: "Die Mannschaft muss an sich glauben, dann sind solche Siege möglich.">>Nach einem 0:2-Rückstand sicherte sich das Klose-Team dank einer Aufholjagd und dem späten Siegtreffer von Atdhe Nuhiu (90.+4) den ersten Dreier im dritten Ligaspiel unter dem deutschen Coach.>>"Das Wichtigste ist, dass wir trotz des Rückstandes weiterhin an uns geglaubt haben", meinte der Weltmeister von 2014: "Aber jetzt müssen wir auf dem Boden bleiben, es liegt noch viel Arbeit vor uns.">>Klose hatte das Traineramt bei den Vorarlbergern im vergangenen Juni übernommen. Nach dem Ende seiner Spielerkarriere war der einstige Weltklasse-Stürmer beim FC Bayern München als Nachwuchs- und Co-Trainer angestellt gewesen.Where do I watch the Altach matches?
Herzlichen Glückwunsch S04 !!!Aber kleiner Beigeschmack : Wenn man sieht wie ihr jubelt, merkt man, dass es richtig gespielt ist, keiner freut sich richtig über diesen Sieg, beim HSV wären es 4 Jahre einfach Emotionen PUR und die Knappen hüpfen da ein wenig rum, echt lächerlich ;D .. bisschen mit dem Mikrofon Spielen,einmal Humba vor den "Fans" .. echt Süß :))) .. da sieht man dass die Schalker gar nicht mit Herz und Seele den Sieg genießen.. Bei denen geht's halt nur ums GELD und nichts anderes .
>>122613295Uh the long sleeve one. I will post a picture when I get it
I gotta say, Baumgart really is great, I wish we had more people like that in the league. I miss Hinti.
>ynr André Hahn at the German NT
yes on sidenote, it was a normal auswärtstorjubel as far as i can tell
>>122614529of course it was, but there are enough faggot coaches out there that would have cried about how unacceptable that was (looking at Taschentuchel here)
>>122614586they would only say that because the journalists scum makes it look like they should care for drama: "arent you mad about that provocative celeberation??????" etc. . if these media parasites would shut the fuck up nobody would care
>19.5m for UhrensohnIs Mintzlaff part of the tribe? how does he do it?
>>122614751sky is apparently saying 30m + Bonus
>>122613636based Klose, the last soulful player.
>>122614799huh, read an old report then. Well Chelsea were pretty open about wanting to get rid of him and Werner was pretty open about wanting to go somewhere else, so that's not a great basis for negotiating.
someone make a hurensohn edition
>>122613216>literally says Haa Es Fau in katakanabased and weebpilled
>>122615133Looks neat, what does it say on the sleeve?
>>122615159キャプテン翼 = kyaputen tsubasa = captain tsubasa
>>122614751They have to have some form of blackmail for every single club, its really getting ridiculous
>Auch Hofmann verlängert langfristig