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Dortmund - Leverkusen edition
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era of the bull
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First for Dortmund
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>>122570051
based also mutts aren't German
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Pls score 3 goals in the Dortmund match.
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Neverkusen does have some btilliant pacy nogs
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>>122570015
>>122570051
>>122570091
>>122570099
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>Doofmund's big transfer summer
>45 mins into the first game, all but one new signing alreay injured
<Thorgan Hazard is on the pitch again
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thorgan hazard is better than all the ngubus on this team
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Are there even women more loose and slutty than french (formerly spanish)?
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watching modern ads makes me want to resurrect Hitler
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>>122570384
Worst player on the pitch
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Neverkusen literally has no defence
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>>122570384
that aged well lmao
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>>122570015
and another ded Dirtmund player
kek
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Who was the guy with the Schokoelfin gf?
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oh boy now they even show degenerates in the crowd
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>>122570760
do post (elfin not guy)
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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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>>122570760
Watzke
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>>122570760
a nameless body in a mass grave
t. trime traveler
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utter shit game, taking a break until based Kogge plays
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germany will win the world cup
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>>122570809
He unironically does give these vibes lol
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>>122570760
It was Westernhagen
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How jelly are you of this lad rn
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>>122570809
>>122570848
I thought about posting 'since when does watzke have a Schokoelfin gf'
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thats a man, you mongs
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>>122570873
based chocolate lover
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whats harder to watch, dortmund midfield or leverkusen finishing
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glad there is some real football on later with rostock bielefeld
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Now 1 Gemischter Grillteller.
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just give the ball to dahoud for some brainlet move
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Why is Moukoko having grey hairs? He'S not even 20.
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small dick Schick
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>Neverkusen finishing
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>>122571038
he does?
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>>122571038
>>He'S not even 20
>believing African birth certificates
kek
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BOAH HAB ICH BRANDT
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moukoko is fucking awful

dunno what kind of contract/team that retard is waiting for, he should be in the 2nd division or something
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>>122571222
but anon, haven't you seen how heckin DIVERSE he is????
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VAR SINSON
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>>122571222
i don't think he is waiting for a contract
he wants out of Dortmund
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>>122570091
who dis
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>>122571285
but where does he want to go? what is this idiot actually expecting? he's shit
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>>122571313
some stephanie, I don't remember
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brych is beyond shit, my god
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>wolf
>can
terzic has given up
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>>122571332
made the 1-0 today lol
though it really isn't an accomplishment to be motm for Dortmund
he can get a club like his best buddy Knauff and that would be a million times better than remaining stuck with Terzic
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>>122570015
Congrats Bayern another hard fought Bundes title, 20 in a row doable?
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>>122571394
adeyemi made the goal
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>>122571394
>he can get a club like his best buddy Knauff
no thank you, one of these is enough.
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dortmund should sell that fraud bellingham fast to england or they will realise how trash he is
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>>122571442
no, he shot it straight into the keepers legs like an amateur and was lucky Reus was in the right spot and had enough clarity of mind to push it over the line
the cross from moukoko was good
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what a shitshow of a match lol. Dont know why youre hating this is like a dorfpöhlerei
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VAR'D
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>Hradecky
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>LeVARkusen
keke topp!
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NGUBU GOALIE TIME
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ready for some Lunev kino next match
he's a Putin supporting chud
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>Reus
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didnt even know a rule like that existed.
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>>122571591
no he plays for >Schalke
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brych and his team are absolutely terrible

how did they not immediately see that? and how does it take that long to review it?
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damn, had a good screenshot of Kiebling and the other two guys lookinglike "you serious m8?"
but Sky Ticket doesnt let you take screenshots.
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>paying for footbaall streams
>for SKY of all things
lmao
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>>122547870

Anons car at the parking lot
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>>122571699
imagine giving these scheisters money lmao
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So that Leverkusen coach gets the sack first?
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what's happening outside the stadium?
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>>122571807
quick rundown?
I fell asleep during the game
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>>122570938
Is choocholatlover the new jewish psy-op?
>>122570873
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>>122571852
they said suspicious vehicle nobody can leave
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>>122571807
>thinking I can afford a car
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>>122571938
>new
trying to sell fucking ugly negresses as some revenge and shit is not new at all.
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>yfw
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>>122571949
another jewish bomb attack
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>>122571985
kießling looks like a schizophrenic friend of my friend here
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>goalie not knowing football rules
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>>122571834
No. Schwarz, Kramer or whoever coaches Augsburg will be sacked first
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"brutal" seems to be Schlotterbecks favorite word
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>>122572157
Einfach kult
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>>122572133
common sense refereeing is encouraged
he was under no pressure. would have made no difference if he had taken it half a meter back
Brych is a bean counter
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>>122572186
There was a Dortmund player right there what are you talking about. That's why he got a red
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what is that Sky blonde chicks name? wanna check out her nudes
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based Kogge
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THE KOGGE SAILS ON
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>>122572236
kelly trump
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>>122572236
Nikki Dane
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>>122572236
Julia Simic?
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>Bielefeld going straight down again
Ulme
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>>122572611
Eva on the 2. BUNDES said it was going to be OK tho!!!
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no one got angry HSV won today? weird
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is bielefeld or hansa a bigger club? they seem to be exactly equal
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posted in the old thread VGH
>handspiel außerhalb des stadions
how did he do it?
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>>122573390
it's just the setup for the season finale. they got win some to get there
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>>122573390
you sound mentailly ill
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>>122573390
literally who?
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>>122573390
Check the last bread people were pre seething
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>>122573472
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
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BIG KOGG BALLERS

also Jablonski with another rock solid performance
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well well well
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K(ap)ino
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today, i will remind them
>>122560125
>>122560144
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FC HANSA
STERN DES NORDENS
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next weeks Topspiel: Darmstadt - Rostock
The kult just never ends!
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FC KOGGE
LAND DER MÖWEN
JA SO HEISST ER MEIN VEREIN
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n0t
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does one of you have bild+ and can reveal who the accused is?
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>>122574517
Hofmann
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>>122570015
Shit league
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>>122574517
it's Nico Schulz
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Football is a wonderfull thing all things considered. There is nothing outside of my friends, family and pets that touch me emotionally as much as it does. Yesterday I was excited and happy all day, then after 45 minutes my soul was completely crushed. Now whole weekend seems terrible and tedious, but I know that when they do well again I will be just as elated then as I am down now. It's such a great thing and I am happy to share it with all of you. I love you /bundes/ bros.
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>>122574517
it's Moukoko
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>>122574517
>>122574581
>DFB-Star
>BVB-Star
>Star
>
Pretty fucked up tho
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>>122574517
Ngubu of course
also >caring about bild bullshit
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nico schulz looks like a beta bitch boy
didnt know he had *it*
respect +5
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>>122574517
Macaco
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>>122574694
a real DFB-star would have done more than light bruises
fits
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been thingken bout the buliliga a lot recently

Verehrtes Publikum, jetzt kein Verdruß:

Wir wissen wohl, das ist kein rechter Schluß.

Vorschwebte uns: die goldene Legende.

Unter der Hand nahm sie ein bitteres Ende.

Wir stehen selbst enttäuscht und sehn betroffen

Den Vorhang zu und alle Fragen offen.

Dabei sind wir doch auf Sie angewiesen

Daß Sie bei uns zu Haus sind und genießen.

Wir können es uns leider nicht verhehlen:

Wir sind bankrott, wenn Sie uns nicht empfehlen!

Vielleicht fiel uns aus lauter Furcht nichts ein.

Das kam schon vor. Was könnt die Lösung sein?

Wir konnten keine finden, nicht einmal für Geld.

Soll es ein andrer Mensch sein? Oder eine andre Welt?

Vielleicht nur andere Götter? Oder keine?

Wir sind zerschmettert und nicht nur zum Scheine!

Der einzige Ausweg wär aus diesem Ungemach:

Sie selber dächten auf der Stelle nach

Auf welche Weis' dem guten Menschen man

Zu einem guten Ende helfen kann.

Verehrtes Publikum, los, such dir selbst den Schluß!

Es muß ein guter da sein, muß, muß, muß!

t. not me
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>>122574722
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Meine Damen und Herren, liebe Neger
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>>122570015
Who is expected to be 2nd place this year
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I liek Brecht very motsch
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>>122574792
ToT
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>>122574697
>not caring about klatsch und tratsch
KWAB
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I sleep

/bundes/ is closed now
t. /bundes/ CEO
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>>122574980
grim looking cunt desu desu
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>>122574998
NO i want bullbro explanation first
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>>122574980
?????????????
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>>122575018
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>>122575016
""bullbro""* or how you call him, is asleep by now.
*hmmmmmmm........
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>Here we go confirmed
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>>122575078
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kök
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>>122575016
>sell Raum for 26m
>(potentially) buy Angelino for 20m
The real question is what Hoffenheim is doing
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>>122574517
Jerome Boateng
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damn that nico schulz guy texts like a twelve year old
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>Want to watch some comfy arte Doku
>It's a german production
ugh

UGH!
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>>122574517
I bet it's Rüdiger, Aydemi, Moukoko, Gnabry, Sane, Boateng, Musiala or Müller.
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>>122575164
>>122575152
>>122574721
>>122574697
>>122574679
>it’s schulz
incel chuds BTFO
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finally we have a reason to never nominate him again.
That and Raum and Gosens exist
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Hate mutts, love /bundes/, simple as.
Good night.
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>>122575257
And Max and Halstenberg and Netz, no reason to nominate him anyway
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>>122575212
Dscherome bullied a bitch to suicide and has convictions from like three other exes
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>>122575164
>or Müller
kek
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I hope a small spanish club end with the bundeshit lie byer munish.
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>>122575301
He also burned Brenos house down
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What is Schalke?
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>>122570873
That is one ugly bitch
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>>122575257
this. finally we can have a full ngubu 11. heckin based
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>I hope a small spanish club end with the bundeshit lie byer munish.
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What could have been
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hello bunders
where are the hugs
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jz 1 bisschen seelenfrieden
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https://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/chefin-von-amnesty-international-tritt-zurueck-101.html
wtf why can't we defend ourselves in schools and hospitals???!?!?
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>it's the ukpo chief shillerina
literally 4yo behaviour
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So how does it feel to already know who is winning the league on match day 1?

Why do you guys even continue this charade.

Do you literally watch the games rooting for whoever Bayern is playing hopelessly wanting them to lose?
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Loved that Dortmund-Leverkusen match. Schick surely regrets his two failed 1v1. I love that Frimpong lad
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go fuck yourself, canadian mutt faggot
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>>122577304
holy fucking BASED
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>>122577461
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>>122574517
>ich liebe dich
>ich will dich

the "pls come back, it was an accident" wifebeater, really the worst kind
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>Do you literally watch the games rooting for whoever Bayern is playing hopelessly wanting them to lose?

yes, thats literally my bundes experience for 10 years.
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how is it even legal for BILD to release a private WA chat, especially from a laufendes Verfahren?
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it's Bild. what they publish is only the tip of the iceberg
Schulz will know better than to sue
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>Zu einem anderen Vorfall im Januar 2020 habe die damalige Freundin geschrieben: „Was gibt dir das recht mich zu treten zu würgen mich am Boden zu zerren einen Spiegel auf meinen Kopf zu schmeißen was“. Schulz' Antwort: „Hör auf das es aggressiv wird x du hast diese Tasse geschmissen und mir sind die Sicherungen durchgedreht“ (sic!).

>Im März schickt die Frau dann Fotos an den Fußballer, die Verletzungen dokumentieren sollen. Die Antwort: „Tut mir leid.“ Anschließend schickt der damalige Nationalspieler ein Selfie mit herunterhängenden Mundwinkeln. Und weiter: „Ich hasse mich dafür.“

:(

wtf, sicko. So, he has a child or no?

>Weiter zitiert die „Bild“-Zeitung aus einer Schulz-Mail im Juni 2020, die ebenfalls in der Anzeige auftauchen soll: „Es tut mit leid dass ich dich andauernd geschlagen habe. Ich habe deinen ohrring auf die Straße geworfen nach dem ich dich bedroht habe und dich geschubst habe obwohl du schwanger bist mir ist klar es war nicht richtig. Ich habe dich geschlagen und angelogen weil ich nicht mehr weiter wusste.“

literal mental retard
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>>122579252
In a just world, both of them would hang. One for abuse, one for retardation.
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women are emotional terrorists
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>>122580931
looks like schulz is also retarded by the way he articulates himself
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>Reyna on the bench
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>hertha fan got killed by rostock fan
>hertha fans act like nothing happened
absolute cucks
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>Nico Schulz is dating Brad Pitt's old gf
honnestly i am impressed
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schalke brudis how are we feeling?
its going to be a tough match....
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>>122574980
>>122575078
>>122575115
lmao fucking hell
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>>122575115
>>122575078
>>122574980
The lack of self-control is painful. Even ignoring the fact that he's rich and doesn't even have to work for it this is absurd. Poor kid will get to enjoy single mother time and his manchild father ramblings. Just German things.
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now 500g Quark
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>>122574980
KEKKKKKKKKKKK I suddenly like this guy
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if you are Sebastian Kehl right now there is only one choice right? you can't have an employee that kicked his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. that's horrible PR
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this our year bros i feel it
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>>122570091
Is this stephanie wolf?
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>>122587617
yes, contract will be suspended. What a failure of a transfer.
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>>122587617
modeste to bvb however is reasonable pr
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Modeste bros...
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ih hob mir a e-shisha gehold
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>>122586386
You could say he is punching above his weight
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>>122587700
you could say that you're HIV positiv!
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you could always tell there's something wrong with Schulz
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Der Schulzzug hatte wirklich keine Bremsen.
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if Modeste really only gets a contract for this season then I don't get the move from his point of view.
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>>122588249
$$$
gonna double his wages, also if he performs beyond the expected he may land another contract at Dortmund or at another CL-level club. First time in his career that he can show himself at a big club.
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>>122588170
he's clearly a mong
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>>122588264
really? I thought they were going to pay him the 3.5m he was getting in Gölln already?
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>>122588264
Dortmund isn't that big, but anyone who makes it to the pro level usually wants to take the biggest challenge they can get. Let's see if Terzic can deal with Özcan and Modeste.
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honestly I think if the bulls don't win convincingly today I will only watch bestbundes and noteven for the rest of the season again.
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>>122588322
Dortmund is one of the best clubs in europe to land a contract at a top 10 team, its their entire business model.
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>dortmund
>big club
lol
lmao
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>>122588358
For 17 year olds, who really need the experience, yeah.
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>>122588358
the problem with modeste is that at the end of the season he'll be 35 and if he's unlucky he'll be sidelined as soon as Haller returns. He'll also not be the focal point of the offense there as he is in Gölln, so he might get less moments to stand out. That's why I find it strange to go there on a contract for this season only, I figured he'd be angling for one last 2-3 year deal somewhere after showing himself off in the Conference league.
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>>122588458
He's confident that his performance will be decent enough to attract good offers after the year, even if he eventually will get sidelined for Haller. Also if it was so easy for him to get a big paycheck, Modeste would have already left.
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>Nico Schulz
>181cm
Always with the manlet rage
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>>122588470
I mean he did back when he fucked off to china and he had his first decent year after coming back last season. Also it doesn't have to be that big per year, just longer.
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>>122588249
This is a huge win for Köln
>not given that he'll repeat his performance from last season
>get 5 million for a 34 year old
>save 3 million in salary
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>>122588517
one big paycheck for a year, increase your chances significantly for another big longer contract
versus
slight pay increase from Köln for your last contract.
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someone explain the Modeste signing, how will he even help them?
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>>122588549
I meant from Modestes, for Gölln it makes sense.

>get 5 million for a 34 year old
wait, seriously?
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>>122588479
there’s no way he’s even 181
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>>122588549
Also another bestbundes Meisterschaft in 2 years.
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>>122588249
nigga is 34yo in african years. only thing more retarded than signing him is signing him for more than the current year.
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>>122588650
sounds like an adult dortmund signing then.
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any updates on unser uhrensohn?
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Wait, so we already know Koman and moukoko are wife beaters. Why is it a problem when Schulz does it?
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>>122588713
anon... you know exactly why...
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>>122588713
dey dindu nuffins, nadsi
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>>122588322
>anyone who makes it to the pro level usually wants to take the biggest challenge they can get
>immediately signs contract with Buyern at any given chance
yeah, Buyernwinslol surely is the biggest challenge
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>>122588754
the challenge with joining buyern is having your career survive it.
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>>122588754
>Buyernwinslol surely is the biggest challenge
You got me there.
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>>122588787
100% bavarian phenotype
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https://streamja.com/j2eX7
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Is Dopa talking about Nico Schulz?
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>>122588713
You really need to see a psychiatrist. I'm not even kidding.
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>>122588852
What are you on about? These 2 guys beat their gfs and they are still playing so why is it a problem when Schulz does it? Its a legit question.
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I'm out for a walk.

>>122588852
true
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>>122588852
you not liking the answer doesn't illegitimize the question.
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MAI DENS
*CLAP*
MAI DENS
*CLAP*
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>>122588996
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>>122588968
slavshit doesn't like it when his mutts are questioned
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>>122588713
>>122588713
Don't forget Herr Nandez. They all have in common that they weren't as retarded about it as Schulz and also not of questionable performance on the field
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>>122588025
hehe
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me rn
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which of the best bundes games will be most entertaining?
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>>122587718
I think this was the name.
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K'lautern - Fauli
but they all look pretty nice so I'll watch the comfyrenz
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... is Kiel playing with a goddamn Libero?
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BOYD
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STORKS
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>saint pooli getting dunked on
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>>122589350
cuck
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noooo, maiden bros this can't be happening! Maidens are supposed to be goooooooood!
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Who‘s watching Lok vs Hertha BSC II?
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>>122589444
kys
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>Bayern interested in Konrad de la Fuente
I'm an /american talents/ poster who likes that Konrad has interest but why? He didn't do well with Marseille last season. And Bayern are not patient with developing players unless they're world class talents which Konrad isn't.
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>>122589455
No I'm not even a cuck.
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>>122589471
only thing I can think of is that there is something to the Sahne rumors and that they are looking for a young backup option with upside.
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Selling Sahne would be the best thing Bayern could do.
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>>122589484
Even if that's true, he's not good enough to be even a Bayern backup until he at least starts scoring/assisting regularly. Didn't Bayern just recently buy an expensive teenage Ngubu from Ligue 1 anyway?
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>>122589501
>implying Brazzos chocolate addiction can ever be sated
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>>122589478
but you’re the one that can’t stop obsessing over skin colour 24/7. Therefore you’re a cuck and you should kys
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>>122588889
You got all three stories from BILD and now you pretend the first two got memory-holed. You imply that Schulz is being punished excessively when BVB said they won't take any action yet. You are clinically delusional, I can't argue that away.
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>>122571407
Thank you.
20 years should be doable.
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>>122574517
Aki Watzke
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WEW
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>Krempicki
how?
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MAIDENBROS
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I want Lautern back in Bundes.
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>>122589796
yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGye8ekCrb8
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>>122589796
I want 1860 back
We need a true münchener Club
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Any pregnant girls in this chat?
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>>122589914
Uhm hello, sweaty?
We already have THE original münchen Glub in the league.
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>Fejzic
FEJZIC
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Unsere Startelf für den Bundesligaauftakt gegen Leipzig!

1 Müller - 2 Anton, 3 Endo (C), 4 Vagnoman,
5 Mavropanos, 9 Kalajdzic, 10 Tomas, 14 Silas, 21 Ito, 22 Führich, 32 Ahamada

#VfB | #VfBRBL
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Unsere 11 zum #Bundesliga-Auftakt in Stuttgart

#VfBRBL
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>>122590216
>no Sosa
is he gone then?
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>>122590232
right here please
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>RB Leipzsch are cans, because RED BULL™ xDDDDD
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isn't that a straight up red not a second yellow?
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aren't you straight up rad not double mellow?
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I don't like Dirtmund but it's obvious Schulz didn't do shit

>„Es tut mit leid dass ich dich andauernd geschlagen habe. Ich habe deinen ohrring auf die Straße geworfen nach dem ich dich bedroht habe und dich geschubst habe obwohl du schwanger bist mir ist klar es war nicht richtig. Ich habe dich geschlagen und angelogen weil ich nicht mehr weiter wusste.“ (sic!)

why would he describe everything to her in detail after it happened, she was there
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>>122590349
t-thanks, you too
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>>122590354
She probably köderte him into saying that, so she will have a Beweismittel later on. Schulz doesnt seem to be the brightest candle on the cake anyway.
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>>122590392
we're all great people here, fren
aside from tom, jt and bremenanon
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Today is Florian Grillitsch bithday. Let's all laugh at him and his retarded father.
lol
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Mein Neffe, 14 Jahre alt, selbst Fußballer, schaut keine Bundesliga mehr. "Ist mir zu langweilig!" Jetzt trifft er sich mit seinen Kumpels und schaut eben Premier League. Auch bei der Auslandsvermarktung verliert die Bundesliga den Anschluss. Wer will denn einen sportlichen WettKampf sehen, wo der Meister immer derselbe ist? Okay, die Bayernfans. Aber sonst?
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still keep confusing Gregoritsch and Grillitsch

also Bremenanon is based af, easily top 3 bundes poster
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>>122590462
lol
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>>122590493
sounds like his future path is set already
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>>122590497
what a retard
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>>122590493
we'll he's not wrong
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>>122590493
>Okay, die Bayernfans
wrong
>>
redundant goal desu
>>
>that one poor sap who's been trying to get people to talk about 2nd Bundesliga for years
>talks into the void every single week
what's his endgoal
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>>122591025
crashing the league
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>Brownsilence
kük
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>>122591025
there’s definitely more than one of us lad
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shame about the refball maidenbros
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i feel like some teams get more nachspielzeit than others even if theres no reason for it
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>mfw Klautern goes up before HIV does
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>>122591025
>>122591081
I will join your discussions in a year or so. haha
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>>122590493
Bayern has no fans only customers
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>>122591247
Whatever lets you sleep at night. ^^
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>>122591196
But Gölln bro, you are playing >Schalke today! This is a day for the good times!
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1.FCK and HSV getting promoted this year, mark my words
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>>122591271
>beiern lifelong from wroclaw here
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>>122591291
*demoted
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>>122591291
you think they can beat the mighty Heidenheim and Regensburg? the fact that HIV even is there in the first place will never not be peak pathetic.
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>>122591291
1 Fuck is looking promising, but I do not rate HIV.
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>>122591343
to be fair, no one expected them to get promoted with bremen and schalke in the tier last year. but the previous years were peak pathetic
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>Sprunggelenksprobleme
sure
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HAUT DIE ZECKEN BISSE VERRECKEN
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>>122591487
this
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>Werners Rückkehr zu RB steht kurz bevor
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>>122591587
comfy af
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Babies wegschulzen.
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NKUNKUUUUU
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NKUNKU
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based Pascal Groß is absolutely dabbing on Man United rn btw
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hahnreibrudis... ich glaub das wird das Jahr der Bullen...
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E R A
R
A
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>>122592028
uhm
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>Silas
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jz 2 Blaubeertörtchen
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Büllchenschwestern....
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jz 500g Kartoffelsalat with seven Nürnberger Rostbratwürstchen and the Löwensenf extra scharf
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Pascal Groß scored two goals against Poonited.
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why do 99% of shots from outside the sechzehner go into the stands? some go so wide into the stands that i think the player is retarded. how can you be a professional football player and not even get the ball on the goal. its terrible in the bundesliga
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Modeste is 10 times better than Haller
t. knower
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can the deutschtards fuck off?
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>>122589471
Bayern needs more Nechers
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So, BVB again bought no fullbacks so far. How can you expect to win something without competent fullbacks.
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baking the bread
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>>122593831
>How can you expect to win
>Dortmund
plombe
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Die #effzeh-Startelf ist da

LIVE dabei sein mit dem FC-Radio und dem FC-Liveticker ⤵
iPhone: https://1fc.koeln/3BVC2zo
Android: https://1fc.koeln/3A3JJST
___
Die FC-Startelf vor #KOES04 wird präsentiert von
@GaffelKoelsch
.
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Unsere Start-11 gegen den
@fckoeln


#S04 | | #KOES04
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>>122593978
this. nowadays they just want to sell overpriced ngubus to Premier League clubs, nothing else
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>>122594027
>Drexler
still giggling btw
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Anyone here have an ß in their name? Do you feel superior for having one?
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>>122594091
why? ss is much more fun to spell.
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>Vagnomongo
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Leipzig have to get a good coach as soon as possible, they wont go anywhere with fraudesco.
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Pellegrino chads... WE RISE
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>>122594341
No good coach on the market
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>Schalke kino back again
>>
absolute N
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BASED MULLER
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MULLER
U
L
L
E
R
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müller > neuer
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Fucking Szoboszlai, he is always such a nightmare when he is playing against us
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>andre silva
one season wonder bum
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fucking hell bvlls just fucking score you stupid stupid niggas
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how many water breaks are there now?
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Jz 1 Steak and Schalke.
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>>122594027
>Rodrigo Zalazar
for the first time in years, I'm going to watch a bundes game
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>Schalke
>>
>Tedesco offensive football
expectedly grim
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>bulce
OUT OF THE TITLE RACE ALREADY
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Büllchen bros
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>ynr >>122592028
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That point is more than I expected, nice
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Who is the Stuttgart mascot? The dinosaurs thing?
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unlucky game, happens
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can Werner save these bums?
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>>122595549
T Wernz can do it, he just needed more time.
>>
ZALAZARR
>>
this would be the most ridiculous refball
>>
That's bullshit
>>
the absolute state of bundes refs
>>
???????????????
>>
hate >schalke as much as anyone but that was definitely not offside
>>
IHR DRECKIGEN NIGGER
IHR DRECKIGEN SCHEISS NIGGER
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what the fuck...
>>
refball
>>
Guys ive come up with a plan
why doesnt every team just refuse to play bayern
sure, they win the league but theyre gonna do that anyway so nothing changes

it would be a great statement about the imbalance of the league and force change.

also any updates on a refund for erlingz?
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german refereeing...
Also how is Ballack an expert?
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my stream is spanish and i dont know what the fuck just happened

what happened bundesbros? why did the schalke goal not count?
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einfach so krass wie es DIREKT(!) wieder los geht
wie diese HURENkinder uns jedes jahr bescheißen
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>>122595874
Because it would Schalke a goal that's why.
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The free kick was bullshit though, so it's ausgleichende Gerechtigkeit
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>>122595874
Schalkespieler was offside and too close to Kölnkeeper thus irritating him
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>>122595874
dfl niggers are ABS
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the >schalke Depp is already seething THIS fucking hard again. Lmao based
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>>122595814
they should all agree to lose every game to leverkusen probably the only team everyone could agree on. would pay to watch the bayern meltdown
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>>122595747
It was the same situation as one goal yesterday, Freiburg I think. Got taken back there as well.
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>>122595922
thanks
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>>122595959
>negerkusen
lmao fuck off
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The ref is a little bit stupid, isn't he
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>>122595747
he blocks the keepers view and his position is offside
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Schalke looks 2. Bundes material on paper
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warum spielt der Bülter nicht?!
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>>122595959
It would have to be a team that no one has any relation to. Like if Heidenheim gets promoted.
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>>122596128
and on the field, but luckily so does Köln
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kek jetz gibt der hurensohn rot für nichts
es ist so lächerlich
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>schalke
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA
>>
MAXIMUM REFBALL LET'S GO
>>
>schalke
>>
lmao >schalke faggots in the mud
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>schalke
>>
Drexsack
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tor geklaut und rot für nix KOMPLETT lächerlich
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puta refball
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Is this ref a fucking mongoloid?
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eh, that could have been a serious injury if they were unlucky, yellow would have been fine, but a red is not 100% unreasonable.
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ajooooo richtig heftige aktion
hector so direkt bein gebrochen guck mal wie ernsich windet
oh moment er hats ja gar nicht gemerkt
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VAR made nothing better. this shit has to go
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>>122596689
Hold on, let me check VAR if your comment stands...
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>>122596689
Yeah, but then Robert Schröder would have more power on the pitch
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da fällt einem halt nichts mehr ein bei so ner Roten
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freundliche erinnerung dass es so eine rote karte niemals(!) gegen bayern geben würde
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learn to write in English or stfu and go back to Deutsch you ugly mong
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maybe you should use a tripcode, you know give your posts that extra touch.
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>>122596824
locker bleiben, es ist sonntag
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>>122596824
halts maul du dummes hurenkind. knie weiter vor dem hausmeister wie der dreckige köter der du bist. hier wird deutsch gesprochen.
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>calling oither people dog
Muselmann confirmed
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>>122596879
basiert
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>>122596934
yup, just as I thought
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Miss Modeste?
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jup ball war klar über die linie. abstoß eigentlich
kek was für ratten beim dfb absolut bizarr
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KÖLLE ALAAF
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So when is Koln getting carded?
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>>122597499
lol
>>
recommend me german movies
>>
KAINZZZZZ
>schalke
>>
schwolow not looking sicher tbqh
think should be a goal
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>>122597681
jud süss
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kölner arschficker kriegen den sieg serviert von den dfb schwuchteln
schön am wochenende gegenseitig ablutschen im kölner keller ja
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>>122597681
Unsere Mütter, Unsere Väter
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>>122597681
there are no german movies
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>>122597681
lammbock
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>>122597681
Tatortreiniger
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>no more Tönnies
>no more VAR for >schalke in the bundes
hmm
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>no more
never existed. schalke has always been refballed
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>>122597681
Metropolis
>>
>kneels
Einfach kult
>>
BÜLTER
>>
>play 12 vs. 10
>still concede
hahahahahahsha
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>Schwulow
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>>122598130
Up until 20/21 they were heavily favored by refball.
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Schalkebros...
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make it four pwease
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>>122598253
factually wrong
>>
19:14 Echte Liebe
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>>122598263
>Schalke 14
>>
>plemperle
>>
era of the bvlls ended early this year
>>
Well, I feel a lot better about Frankfurt now than I did friday night, thank you bundes!
>>
unfassbar einfach wieder dieser bewusst-absichtliche betrug
>>
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>>
hello, gentlemen
>schalke
>>
Oh I fell for a meme page, ignore the post
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>>122599496
it's exactly what they would say
>>
the wine
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beating Hertha was obviously a fluke, just return from the Stadion + drowning that shit in the Kneipe afterwards. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
it's all so tiresome. I follow this shit for more than 20 years at this point, why couldn't dad visit some other place with me that's not endless agony
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>>122601192
don't worry fellow Eintracht bro, we all suffer together this weekend.
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/sp/ currently playing in the 4cc
implyingrigged.info
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>RB taking Timo back after he left them before a CL semi final
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>>122601449
Truly Dortmund 2.0
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BAM BAM BAM
JAJA
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>>122601192
beating Hertha wasn't a fluke
they're just THAT shit
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>>122602301
>barely beat an aufsteiger/abstiegskandidat but only with massive refball
>zerfickt die liga
kek
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I have long since come to the conclusion that all people from NRW are brain damaged in some way
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>autist can't into obvious ironic shitposting
;:^I
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>i was merely PRETENDING to be retarded!
classic
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oh shit i'm late
>schalke
>>
would be perfect if Frankfurt and Hertha swapped places desu
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>>122602757
No, I'm not very smort, but nothing will stop me from funposting.
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>>122602784
honestly after seeing all the games of this weekend I feel less bad about that absolutely terrible game Frankfurt had, they still are nowhere near the relegation candidates.
>>
>they still are nowhere near the relegation candidates
lol
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>>122602942
as long as >Schalke, Hertha, Augsburg and Bochum exist, yes
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>>122603091
Augsburg are to irrelevant to be relegated
>>
if you need any more proof that "i used to support hsv but now i hate them because of their nignogs" is a mentally ill freak, vagnoman who he described a horrible useless player looked very good for stuttgart against leipzig today
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>>122605080
Yeah I'm sure he looked very good. Better go back to /r/soccer and tell your friends about it.
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>>122605178
is that where your girlfriend found her black lover?
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>>122605080
Did he? Or are you just desperately looking for some way to discredit people whose opinions you dislike?
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>ngubu loving cuck projects his cuck fantasies on others
>calls others mentally ill
>>
>mentally ill retard obsessed with blacks and calls all blacks shit regardless of performance
>is surprised people accuse him of being obsessed with blacks
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>>122606620
>people
Its just you who accuses people of being obsessed with blacks and then you make posts like this >>122605387
>>
>shits on every single black player for years and writes ngubu in literally every thread
>comments on every single ngubu
>"it's just you who accuses me of being obsessed, i'm not obsessed"
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>>122606712
>shits on every single black player for years and writes ngubu in literally every thread
>comments on every single ngubu
Thats most of /bundes/ and there is more than 1 guy who shat on Vagnomeme
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>>122606870
Wrong
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yes yes, goood morning

I’ll have it known that I too strongly dislike Vangomongo. I used to see him a lot at the U21 and he always was a liability
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>>122606870
>Thats most of /bundes/
These days because it made all decent posters leave. People want fun hobbies and you guys ooze negativity. There is nothing fun about reading the same old depraved comments of sad losers.
>>
>There is nothing fun about reading the same old depraved comments of sad losers.
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>>122611091
based
>>
Just read a bit up on Schulz. Holy... I always thought this guy was a brainlet. But I had no idea that he is on the verge of being mentaly retarded to a point where he is required to have a legal guardian to handle all legal decisions for him.

He makes even Dumbele look like Professor Dumbele. Based on IQ he's truely the blackest player in the entire league.
>>
>schalke
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>>122612735
>But I had no idea that he is on the verge of being mentaly retarded
he is visibly mongoloid
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>>122606712
slavshit you can stop trying to larp as an oldfag now, how about you piss off back to /int/?
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>>122612735
Tut mir leid
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>>122612735
can you give me a link for that? I can't find anything on this and I am very interested to find out more.
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>pic related walks towards you in Dirtmund, what do you do?
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I was drunk yesterday and bought one of the HSVxTsubasa shirts when I came home. FUCK
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>>122613216
those are kind of kino except for the HSV part tho, also weren't they on sale?
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>>122613264
Yeah it was only 30 bucks. I live around Hamburg so it should arrive tomorrow.
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>>122613276
that's not so bad, which one did you get?
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>>122613139
lmao what a psycho
did he do it in the streets??
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>>122613139
yeah this stinks to high heaven
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>>122613139
>'Menacing'
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can't find the Glückwunsch aber man merkt einfach copypasta anymore. someone care to provide?
pic unrel, its swede hsv believer
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>Klose feiert "fantastischen" Premierensieg
>
>Nach seinem Premierensieg in der österreichischen Fußball-Bundesliga war Miroslav Klose, ehemaliger Bundesliga-Stürmer beim FC Bayern und Werder Bremen, schwer begeistert.
>
>"Ich finde es fantastisch und bin total stolz auf die Jungs", sagte der Trainer des SCR Altach nach dem 3:2 (0:1) gegen Austria Wien: "Die Mannschaft muss an sich glauben, dann sind solche Siege möglich."
>
>Nach einem 0:2-Rückstand sicherte sich das Klose-Team dank einer Aufholjagd und dem späten Siegtreffer von Atdhe Nuhiu (90.+4) den ersten Dreier im dritten Ligaspiel unter dem deutschen Coach.
>
>"Das Wichtigste ist, dass wir trotz des Rückstandes weiterhin an uns geglaubt haben", meinte der Weltmeister von 2014: "Aber jetzt müssen wir auf dem Boden bleiben, es liegt noch viel Arbeit vor uns."
>
>Klose hatte das Traineramt bei den Vorarlbergern im vergangenen Juni übernommen. Nach dem Ende seiner Spielerkarriere war der einstige Weltklasse-Stürmer beim FC Bayern München als Nachwuchs- und Co-Trainer angestellt gewesen.

Where do I watch the Altach matches?
>>
Herzlichen Glückwunsch S04 !!!
Aber kleiner Beigeschmack : Wenn man sieht wie ihr jubelt, merkt man, dass es richtig gespielt ist, keiner freut sich richtig über diesen Sieg, beim HSV wären es 4 Jahre einfach Emotionen PUR und die Knappen hüpfen da ein wenig rum, echt lächerlich ;D .. bisschen mit dem Mikrofon Spielen,einmal Humba vor den "Fans" .. echt Süß :))) .. da sieht man dass die Schalker gar nicht mit Herz und Seele den Sieg genießen.. Bei denen geht's halt nur ums GELD und nichts anderes .
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>>122613295
Uh the long sleeve one. I will post a picture when I get it
>>
I gotta say, Baumgart really is great, I wish we had more people like that in the league. I miss Hinti.
>>
>ynr André Hahn at the German NT
>>
yes on sidenote, it was a normal auswärtstorjubel as far as i can tell
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>>122614529
of course it was, but there are enough faggot coaches out there that would have cried about how unacceptable that was (looking at Taschentuchel here)
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>>122614586
they would only say that because the journalists scum makes it look like they should care for drama: "arent you mad about that provocative celeberation??????" etc. . if these media parasites would shut the fuck up nobody would care
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>>122614646
true
>>
>19.5m for Uhrensohn
Is Mintzlaff part of the tribe? how does he do it?
>>
>>122614751
sky is apparently saying 30m + Bonus
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>>122613636
based Klose, the last soulful player.
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>>122614772
nope
https://twitter.com/philipphinze24/status/1556604333877231616
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>>122614799
huh, read an old report then. Well Chelsea were pretty open about wanting to get rid of him and Werner was pretty open about wanting to go somewhere else, so that's not a great basis for negotiating.
>>
someone make a hurensohn edition
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>>122613216
>literally says Haa Es Fau in katakana
based and weebpilled
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>>122615133
Looks neat, what does it say on the sleeve?
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>>122615159
キャプテン翼 = kyaputen tsubasa = captain tsubasa
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>>122614751
They have to have some form of blackmail for every single club, its really getting ridiculous
>>
トップ・クリンジ
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>Auch Hofmann verlängert langfristig
>>
NEUES
>>122615707
>>122615707
>>122615707



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