>SEASON RESULTSBbilan "won" Serie A*Printer """"won"""" Coppa ItaliaRiomma won Comfyrence League™>HEADLINESMertens flies in for Galatasaray tonightDe Ketelaere: ‘De Bruyne the best in my role, I watch his style’Wolves offer lucrative contract to Roma target Belotti – reportNapoli ready to improve bid for Sassuolo talent RaspadoriUdogie agrees personal terms with Tottenham>FANTACOMFYThe new Fantacomfy season is here!>League name: Fantacomfy>Password: miriam>What is FantacomfyIt's the yearly /seriea/ Fantasy Football league, hosted on leghe.fantacalcio.it. The site is in italian but the game is completely free and has decent privacy settings.>How do I join?Have you ever created a team for previous Fantacomfy seasons? Then you're already in the competition, so you can just log in and start building your team! If you're new just sign up on leghe.fantacalcio.it, click on the blue "Unisciti a una lega" button, and look for Fantacomfy. The password as always is: miriamReminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, brace for a disappointing /mercato/, eat pusy 3 times a day, drink your delusionfuel and flirt with the cute cashier
you should have given the schizo some time to vent his frustration desu
>>122566070> he posted it againwhy did you... do it...
lads i think we really need more sesso around here
>could ignore the schizo>nooo let's focus on him instead reeee
>nandez is still a casteddu playerbonko?
lads i think we really need more schizos around here
Yes I will watch fortuna sittard vs afc ajax
Reminder that the sole mention of S E R B I A and P A L E S T I N E causes immense fear, terror, panic and destabilization to the Swissew
>>122566166is he playing for prison fc next season or was that someone else
Collecting this year's badges still, post yours or move to /bundes/
>>122566149Sesso with girl’s wearing one piece swimsuit’s
>>122566242Why did she move into the Gene timeline?
>>122566235I am very bad at doing badges but if someone wants to do a Cassano face badge for Raffinatezza FC I'd be glad.
>>122566235still need to make a new one desu
>>122566242yeah that will do, i'm going to girl's place in a bit and it might even rain, pretty comfy>>122566235here's mine welcome to turkiye>>122566277you have to be 18 to post here
>>122566235Those are two years old.
>>122566202>serbiaThey destabilize a whole region (exactly like russia). They did horrible things in the 90s and became megalomanic. >palestineIts not their land? Its belongs to israel and they actively try to integrate the arabs into society.
>>122566312I am sure that I am older than you. I am just bad at making this stuff really.
>>122566322so i got this bridge for sale, interested?>>122566212i remember reading something about nandez beating his wife or something but i havent heard anything new on it since new yearsbarely played in the 2nd half of the season though
>>122566329the badge is not the problem
>>122566367It's a shitty joke on purpose. I was undecided between that or CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FC.
>>122566421i will admit CALCIOOOOO makes me chuckle quite a bit
No player has registered more assists (9) in the Premier League in 2022 than Dejan Kulusevski.
>>122566506i fucking hate the Imam of Livorno
>>122566353oh cool you saved the updated slam slam slam badge, thx
>>122566463I also have a decent crop of the face ready, only need someone to put it in a logo.
>>122566353You can delete the Benisvento logo since I changed it with Sussuolo
>>122566631Could've gone for an Adanispor desualthough dunno how Adani's face would fit in their badge
>>122566679Yeah that's the problem, it'd require a bit too much of work to get it done. So that's why I went with the lazy Cassano meme image.
>>122566679cut out a circle in the middle
>>122566702>>122566679I'm sure you can take it from there
>>122566202Typical albojew behavior
>>122566824Thanks for the effort, but I am really terrible at this type of stuff.
>>122566824>>122566933Just to give you an example of my shitty attempt
>>122566959What the fuckKeep it
>>122566959Don't worry, no matter what Duccio will slot a "If only you knew how bad things you are" caption to it
>>122566981that would be perfect if it was in a nice looking logo really lmao
only 219 bongs and 45 bings to the beginning of the Beans Age
>>122566959...can you feed yourself and wipe your own ass?
>>122567001*gets benched for the first half of the season*
>>122567030Yes. On this type of stuff I am terrible. Graphic Design is not my passion.
>>122566959t. fantacalcio.it web designer
>>122567044he playin against sasol and he will do something predestined players usually do when they debut>he doesn’t believe in what humans call destiny neither did i anon, neither did i.
>rockets aiming Tel AvivLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>122567136cant wait to sanction someone because the US tells us to do so
>>122567357Very cute Roma-themed Nintendo 3DS
GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU
>>122567357Roman girls about to get some BBC
>>122567399It's all so tiresome
why does BBC(Big Black Cock) rent free inside brits heads??
La nuova Serie B: Ternana alla ricerca di confermeSerie B, tutto quello che c'è da sapere sulla Ternana di Cristiano Lucarelli is uphttps://gianlucadimarzio.com/it/ternana-calciatori-allenatore-calciomercato-serie-b-2022-2023
>>122567405He actually has a pretty smol one, there was a photo of it in his PSV days
>Juventus will play with Atletico in Turin tomorrow at 18:00
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>122566959>meticulously think out, design, and create your logo after hours of trial and error and after learning how to use Paint 3D to a professional level>get maybe one (You) and not even have your logo saved on the annual list of logosor>post this>20 (You)'s and 1 point Ilicic to start you off
>>122567493all the girls on twitter analyzing the pool video frame by frame are going to be disappointed.
>>122567770>>meticulously think out, design, and create your logo after hours of trial and error and after learning how to use Paint 3D to a professional levelPost it
>>122567737>plans to do what cyberpunk 2077 couldn'tsuch a high bar to set for yourself
>>122567525kino as fuck
>>122567737>do what Cyberpunk couldn't>it's a open world crapKeep it
>>122567399I hate Bonko and Allegro so fucking much
What is wrong with w*men
>absolutely ZERO water bottles at the supermarketNWO is right behind the corner and no one even tries to oppose it
>buying bottled waterIs this some kind of third world moment?
>>122568109>water bottleswhy would you do that
>>122568109there's ironically a shortage of Co2
>>122568164Because tap water is full of shit?
>>122568109keep up with the times grandpa, checking spaces after meme arrows is the new thing
>>122568226It's really just the riommer trying to make fun of you because of your style
>>122568303damn, you really suck at profiling anonymouse users
>>122568194There was no natural water either
>>122568109here in liguria some towns do not have tap water due to drought, people have stormed supermarkets to stock up on bottled water
bellingham kino in 30 bings
>>122568303No I just said he was easy to ignore because he doesn't capitalize but I'll admit the space is funnier. >>122568205So is bottled water tbf. You're going to end up drinking shit anyway, might as well not spend money on it. Do those water purifiers actually work or are they a meme?
Drinking water is a colossal meme anyway, you can live without it
>>122568477I only drink Coca Cola and Estathé (lemon)
>>122568477My almost 97 yo grandma says water makes her feel sick and who am I to say otherwise.
Capital letters ignorer's and inserting spaces after meme arrower's? All the same schizo
>>122568477This, for me it's Fernet 9/11
>>122568387cascading effects on production/logistics/customers behavior + the droughts like anon said
>>122568510BELGIO this kike is dissing (You)
>>122568545He can't reply now, he's watching Sergej Milinković-Savić 2022 ● Welcome To Juventus? ► Amazing Skills, Assists & Goals | HD
I cant stop taking shit today and I'm not diarrhea anon.
How will he perform my serie-a brothers?
>>122568603you should ask the serie-b sisters
► he rates youtube skill reels
>>122568612I know, but I'm a bit nervous of approaching those.
>>122568603He'll score for half a season and then vanish from the face of the Earth
>>122568603he is green as fuck, but he has the physique and the technical qualities to make it
Guys, squirrel aged up :( she's 16 now
>>122568628He's the first Italian >we signed. Do you think he can make it in Ajax system? In a similar way Haller performed, as a solid striker in front and not much else, what about headers?
New Daredevil design is up
>Giroud already missing a gameAs expected. CDK will play up front I guess.
going to jerk off to valentina nappi fras, any other good female italian athlete?
Gulu - Hiesa swap when?
>>122568668>Do you think he can make it in Ajax system? In a similar way Haller performed, as a solid striker in front and not much elseyeah surewhat about headers?that's one thing he needs to improve at
>>122568745Alright, well if he fails we'll just scam Barca again.
>>122568563implying his brain doesn't play it every night
Seriously, why did Juventus get rid of Kulusevski?He's looking like one of the best players in the world atm.
>>122569124fucking despise this new arty tryhard shite they've pulled
>>122569153>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TRY ANYTHING COOL BECAUSE IT'S... LE *PRETENTIOUS*
>>122569150sold for vlahomemealso finished pathetic club
why are there so many broken bones in EPL?
>>122569190I want funny Saul goofs and shenanigans not whatever you want to call that style
>>122569263you had 4 seasons and a half of that
>>122568109>NWO is right behind the cornerIt's been in place for almost 50 years now
Vlahobitch who? Milinkovic suckit?
>>122569150you should have read /seriea/ a couple years ago. schizo (female tier understanding of football) used to write his name as a mean to trigger in his own mind Jj customers. that said, he is decent-to-good, he is not a champion. i hope he plays well this season too so they will be obliged to buy him.
>>122569340>that said, he is decent-to-goodmate he has 6 goals and 9 assists for 2022 already. he is clearly a very good footballer.
>>122569441you will see
>>122569340>he is not a championHe went to Tottenham for a reason
...heh... my boy Gini...fighting for his World Cup spot...
>>122569340is this another episode of parallel universe /seriea/?
#JUVEATLETI Confermato: l’amichevole tra Juve e Atleti si disputerà a porte chiuse alla Continassa domani alle 18. Diretta su Sky Sport 1 Confirmed: the friendly between Juve and Atleti will be played behind closed doors at the Continassa tomorrow at 18 CEST
Mignon looking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cobxAFYfDcDel Piero and Nedved travel travel programme when?
>>122570085Why are always so focused on juve?
>>122570085They are cool as fuck
Why do bbilanisti and sfinteristi always cry when somebody posts something Juve-related?Is this another case of Milan's law?
Why are people complaining? This is the least schizo summer I've seen on /seriea/ in a while. Everyone started taking meds
>>122570130My last post was a Roma one >>122569621>>122569985>>122569324Whereas your last two (and maybe more, can't be bothered to check, where bbilan ones)
>I have come to realise something, while most posters and supporters of team don’t mind talking about teams other than the ones they support, bbilan supporters have this pathological need to insert bbilan into the conversation>I have come to realise something, while most posters and supporters of team don’t mind talking about teams other than the ones they support, bbilan supporters have this pathological need to insert bbilan into the conversation>I have come to realise something, while most posters and supporters of team don’t mind talking about teams other than the ones they support, bbilan supporters have this pathological need to insert bbilan into the conversation>I have come to realise something, while most posters and supporters of team don’t mind talking about teams other than the ones they support, bbilan supporters have this pathological need to insert bbilan into the conversation
>mentally stable postersmela ternano on occasionthe lazio customer bong flag when he comes to terms with sergej joining jj>mentally unstableeverybody else
>>122570266>mentally stable posters>me
>>122570266>>mentally stable posters>me
>>122570266>mentally stable posters>meBelgio, I...
Was it really smart to have our last preparation game against Vincenza? It's a bit too easy.
>Angeliño will join Hoffenheim next week, here we go confirmed: been told loan move until June 2023 will also include a buy option clause around €20m.>loan move until June 2023 will also include a buy option clause>€20mI am going to level down Turin in exactly 29 minutes
>Giorginio 45+9' (P)
>>122570388Give me 1 (one) coherent reason Juve didn't go for Malacia. At first he was willing to come to Lyon, then ManU and Juve is even a tier above that due to CL football
>>122570371It will give them confidence
>>122570428He's not Serbian
>>122570468I dont know >>122570428
>>122570428>Give me 1 (one) coherent reason Juve didn't go for MalaciaAlex Sandro chained to Continassa + nobody purchasing bestPilgrims in time + Ed Scheeglio + Danilel + le immense ass man saying the defense is fine and needs no touching :)
danilo left back
>>122570345>>122570428My last two posts, only 1 about Juve>>122570491>I don't knowIndeed, you do not know. You should get your bilanarcissism looked at
>Imagine getting upset because people post about teams they support
>>122570428>Give me 1 (one) coherent reason Juve didn't go for Malaciahe plays left back
>>122570309>>122570345>>122570368each and every post of mine is an example of sanity
I dont see why Schizo Alberto didn't travel to spain with the rest of the squad, surely it would've been easier while on the way to this game to drop him off on Sevilla's door step so they HAVE to take him
>>122570639I'd tell you to take your meds, but here are no medications specifically used to treat narcissistic personality disorder. However, if you have symptoms of depression, anxiety or other conditions, medications such as antidepressants or anti-anxiety drugs may be helpful.
>>122570428>Give me 1 (one) coherent reason Juve didn't go for Malacia. lbs are not kosher>manu>cl footballno
>>122570664Post what Juventus most important match of the season lineup will be
>posting about your team is being nacisstichttps://youtu.be/xqbos8LQMYk
>>122570694you're trying to trick me into losing my sanity, aren't you luigi?
>being unwilling to talk about anything but your team>Exclusively and only posting about your team is being nacisstic, even when the current discussion is about something else.
>>122567891I meant my last year's logo, just realized I actually have to make a new one (or find the old one and reupload it)
I am NOT a mentally stable poster!!!
>>122570163Really? It's definitely the schizoest and most boring one so far
>>122570266A literal pepe poster
>(((someone))) posts piss and scat videos in a serie a general on a sports board but somehow posting about milan is problematic
Calcio e pepe
>>122570870I'm sure 95% of the thread would rather watch/discuss a piss video than watch/discuss Bbilan
>>122570833>the schizoestlmao no
>>122570870You keep on forgetting the word 'only'>posting only about milan is problematicBesides the point that I'm not the coomer, unless you haven't notices he posts in bursts until he gets b& and only reappears 3 days later.Nice attempt at an ad hominem though bro
>>122570937Then which one would it be>inb4 the 2019 one
>>122570833it's the most boring precisely because it isn't schizo. Remember just last year when threads were derailed for 2 days because a schizo spammed wikipedia threads?
>>122570954when the jj schizo created the /juventus/ general because he was offended by the nickname muttuidi in 2020
>>122571000I mean they're getting derailed this year too, it's just that the shitposting is much different (and boring, indeed) >>122571033Nvm I actually forgot about the two threads drama, yup
>>122570952I am not „only“ posting about milan. If you would take your meds you would actually realize this . But even if this was the case it still wouldnt be a problem. We are posting in a /SERIEA/ general. Milan won the SERIE A last season. In fact everybody in this thread should speak about milan or at least about how their teams could stop >us this season.
fuck your asilo mariuccia boring ass metacommentary, post more piss and scat
>>122570683>here are no medications specifically used to treat narcissistic personality disorderunless...https://www.si.edu/object/wife-beating-stick%3ANMAI_254956?destination=collection/search%3Fpage%3D55992%26edan_q%3D%252A%253A%252A%26edan_fq%255B0%255D%3Dtype%253A%2522edanmdm%2522
>>122570833>>122571093What's changed from previous years I wonder?I warned you this would happen >>106130742 I just didn't think it would happen so soon.
>>122571120And another post where you just cannot help yourself and have to include bbilan where there really wasn't any reason to kek
Finnbro u up for the friendly?
>>122571146wtf so that explains why I keep seeing Dua Lipa's naked tulpa in my room
Cuadrado injured and most likely wont play tomorrow
PANCRAZIOlook me in the eyeswhy are we not using the MANTRA system?
>>1225712081)More complicated for foreigners2)Restricted positions would mean more similar teams all across the board
>>122570833No way. It is boring though. But so is mercato in general. The only real surprise were Dybala and Bremer not going to Inter and they both happened in the same week.
there are two breeds of schizos, all the based ones went away. we are left with the boring ones who have written like 16 posts in the last 3 weeks about spaces and meme arrows.
>>122571277>there are two breeds of schizos, all the based ones went away.Name three of them
Kimpembe is starting btw
>>122571294Albania, Malawi, Italo #9
>>1225712941)your mom2)your dad3)your whore sister
>>122571122The only scat thread up on /gif/ Is with femboys.
INTER (3-5-2): 1 Handanovic; 37 Skriniar, 6 De Vrij, 95 Bastoni; 2 Dumfries, 23 Barella, 14 Asllani, 20 Calhanoglu, 8 Gosens; 90 Lukaku, 10 Lautaro. A disposizione: 21 Cordaz, 24 Onana, 5 Gagliardini, 9 Dzeko, 11 Correa, 12 Bellanova, 22 Mkhitaryan, 32 Dimarco, 33 D'Ambrosio, 36 Darmian, 46 Zanotti, 47 Fontanarosa, 50 Casadei. Allenatore: Simone Inzaghi.VILLARREAL (4-3-3): 13 Rulli; 8 Foyth, 3 Albiol, 4 Pau Torres, 24 A. Pedraza; 19 Coquelin, 6 Capoue, 5 Dani Parejo; 21 Yeremy, 17 Álex Baena, 18 N. Jackson. A disposizione: 1 Reina, 2 M. Morlanes, 11 Chukwueze, 12 Estupiñán, 20 Morales, 22 Mandi, 25 J. Cuenca, 35 G. Cassaro. Allenatore: Unai Emery.
>>122571353>AlbaniaAgreed>Malawi, Italo #9Same person, still active>also>no mention of slovakbro>>122571358Jokes on you I don't have a sister
>>122571277*spends half the threads losing his mind about riommers*
>>122571436Or a dad by the look of things either
>>122571426At first I was going to say that women can't even piss properly with how she fell over, but I came away impressed by the distance she managed
>>122571450Riommer*Get your schizo facts straight
>>122571462Actually exists, saw mom talk to him multiple times and I wasn't hallucinating
fuck me Lazzari is getting even quicker
Shoots more a hair of pusy than Messias on a good day
>>122571504How can the camera track him?
>>122571505Well you don't take a leaf in front of the mouth do you
>>122571586And people complain about DAZN raising the price. Blame Lotito for not selling Lazzari
>Palermo's courthouse declared that the trattativa Stato-Mafia happened>But that it wasn't a crimeEvery day the circus gets more hellish
>>122571676Because there's nothing illegal about mafia, it's part of italian culture and should be legalized
>>122571759There are easier ways to say you want to fuck your sister Anon, not everything has to be legal and regulated
>>122571676>"Any hypothesis of collusion with the mafia was excluded, if Mori and Subranni could have an interest in preserving Provenzano's freedom, this could well be motivated by the belief that Provenzano's leadership, better than any hypothetical and unlikely pact, would in fact guaranteed against the risk of the prevalence of massacre instincts or a return to the hard line of violent opposition to the state"lmao what a banana republic we are
>>122571676[piena fiducia nella magistratura intensifies]
>Daniel Maldini scored on his Spezia Coppa Italia debut against Como
>>1225712481 i would have translated that shit, bunch of time since the end of the last season2 right, and now all 343 with the same 4/5 forwards lottery is much different?
CDK IN CDK INCDK INCDK IN
>already missedCharlie cuckittini
ynr la trattativa Stato-Bonucci
>>122571838Added to the list of ‘Posts that are only about bbilan and nothing else’
Any stream, Interbros?
Classy double contact from CDK
He always looks so happy :)
>>122571956Nooo you have to post also about other teams otherwise the dutch jew will lose his mind
>>122571984Cringe and victimcomplexpilledBelgio’s last post was about the league as a whole and not bbilan though >>122571817
>>122571913it's on viprow
>>122571984I can't believe Juve could have had a Chiesa - Vlahovic -Kulu attack and fucked it all up lmaoooo
>>122572019Doubt >we could've bought Vlahomeme without Gulu's money. Besides, he never impressed with >us anyway, so it's better this way. I'm happy for him
de ketelare is not slow by no meanstoo early to say anything, but he gibs me good feels
Coppa Italia Frecciarossa's
>>122572019never happening>ChiesaMilan or Chelsea next year>VlahovicBayern next year
look at the PRODUCTION QUALITY at the PSV game today... green pitch... nice lighting...video.. https://streamff.com/v/9299d5
Post your feel when you realized I was right about Rebic being the best 9 in tha league
>>122572204I love you Malawi
Charles Le Clerkelaere
Ayo Ayopoorfagging till I diePolenta with salt This ain't no fucking DubaiNeed some beer bout to hop in da T-nault too drunk is my fear
>>122572226A much a better driver than that fatherless piece of shit and I say this as a tifoso
>>122571838Diaz needs to rest from time to time
>>122572237get new stuff u boring cunt
>>122572241Resting from what? From doing nothing?
Post your feel when/seriea/ becomes a sectarian feud between the sect of Diaz and the sect of CDK(cause everyone in /seriea/ is a Milan fan deep down)
btw women are retarded and not in a cute way
>>122572438>Chuck is going to be Diaz levelI don't think you realized what you're implying
When will you understand that men are better than women even at being women?
>Monza are interested in signing Acerbi. (Sky)
>>122572550you just know he'll want to hold out a little while longer in hopes of a bigger team wanting him
>>122572550>collect 100000 CBs and Midfielders>don't sign any strikerswhat did Berlusconi mean by this
>sexism in my /seriea/
>>122572587Why yes I want to have SEX, how could you tell
>>122572587more like judaism... should be rid
> transphobia in my /seriea/
qt lineswoman in the printer game
>>122572609did you say this as a trans or a gobbo
> antisemitism in my /seriea/
I will NOT turn on a sfinter game just to coom
I miss the old /seriea/, when we loved trannies, women and referees
Kulusevski under Pirlo and Allegri and Kulusevski under Conte is night and day. Imagine Chiesa under an actual manager.
>>122572688>Tonali sustained a groin injury and will undergo medical tests on Monday to understand the extent of it but he should anyway miss the Serie A opener against Udinese
>>122572697>Imagine Chiesa under an actual managerOnly if consensual though
>>122572688>when we loved ... refereesIs this the same /seriea/ where everyone got Bloodborne platinum's before posting?
>>122572707Added to the list of ‘Posts that are only about bbilan and also replying to an unrelated post for some reason’
I miss the old football-italia website format
>>122572712He probably did the PS+ cloud trick in order to obtain all the three ending related trophies in a go
The timeline where leghe.fantacalcio.it has a competent user experience and english translation
>>122572548bro i try to always be without prejudice but women keep confirming every stereotype about them, it's incredible at times
>>122572745Why do you keep browsing it, it's full of trannies
>>122572771H-h-haha yeah, can you imagine! I bet he also savescummed his way through the God of War 3 'aMAZEd' trophy lmao
Duccio can you post the piss webm again?
>>122572774Duccio dont make me remind you of the website we used before. I still have nightmares about that.
/seriea/ died the moment the started pronouncing him Liberato Cacàce instead of Liberato Càcace
>>122572907When they took CAG-ATA away from us
>>122572907Liberato Càcace from the town of Petone
>>122572907Actually it happened when Schick '''''failed''''' his Jj medical
>>122572930>>122572829There was a whole thread about that on /gif/ a few days ago. Might still be there. Don't ask me how I know.
>>122572881http://fantasyseriea.com/Luckily for you that site isn't even up anymore
>>122572930No, the one of the golden shower
*are the most sovlful badges in your path*
>>122572962How do you know? Why did you open it? What did it awaken in you?
Marcos Antonio mezzala NOW
>>122572985>What did it awaken in you?N-Nothing
Anyone saved the chinkthot choking the dude with her thighs?
What the fuck happened to /seriea/?
>>122573094You moved here
>>122572967Here you go>>122573075Yes, but when I try to post it it says it contains a hidden file for some reason
>>122573094Nothing, how about you check THESE dubs
>>122573129At least I still don't find this hot.
>>122573129the fact that she's holding her breath is not really satisfying
inter tv blonde holding the microphone a CUTE
>>122573129>>122573185god i hate women
How do you say faggot in italian? Here we say maricón.
this entire general must be purged
>>122573129Nice thanks duccio
Reminder that using the word "tummy" unironically should put you on a list
>>122573259sounds like something who didn't win the euro fanta would say
>>122573259Yeah, the list of the most based men
Reminder that using the word "riommer" unironically should put you on a list
>>122573342Yeah, the list of the most sissified "men"
>>122573229frocio, finocchio, ricchione, frollino, frufru, checca
For me, it's the evergreen "invertito"
>Spezia are already in turmoil, as Giulio Maggiore – who has been linked with a move away – refused to play today’s Coppa Italia tie against Como unless his captain’s armband was restored.>Their official season kicks off this evening with the first round of the Coppa Italia against Como, the Serie B side who just signed Cesc Fabregas.>According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, Maggiore was meant to start today, but he refused when told by new coach Luca Gotti that he would not be the captain.>In retaliation, Maggiore was sent to the stands, with the armband going to Emanuel Gyasi instead.>He is also likely to be fined by the Serie A club, while it only makes it more probable he will be sold this summer, with Torino the favourites ahead of Sassuolo, Bologna and Fiorentina.>Maggiore was born and bred in La Spezia, wearing the armband throughout last season, but his decision not to sign a new contract saw him removed from the roleKWAB
>>122573568W-Why the ISIS flag in the bottom right corner?
>>122573511based Gotti, doing his best to save Udinese from getting relegated
>>122573587Simonetta was the real footballing terrorist all along
>squadra di negri>curva di ebreiHoly shit this is so fucking true.
Reminder that >we could've saved them. Also Mertens found a job before Belotti did
>a single shot on targetWewAre they playing well tho?
>>122573682Mertens is also a better player
Excellent tweet from the Inter Media Shiposthousehttps://twitter.com/Inter/status/1555990948827521024
>Sergej fuck it, you can have him belgio
The absolute state of >our penalties in preseason
is schizo alberto actually going back to spain or what
>>122573871yes, even his mother has said so
>>122573826Capital letters>>122573871>>122573877No capital letters but still replaying like they're differenent postersHmmm, further research is needed
>>122573877Her mother said lots of things when I fucked her, I literally drove her son to schizophrenia
>>122573891Notes added to the public Google Drive spreadsheet
>he doesn't have access to the private /seriea/ sheetKWAB
>>122573933Post something from /seriea/ private imgur
>>122574094my dick is on there>captcha: pay my a(ss)onlyfans soon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY CAN'T I BE PLAYING AGAINST PRO SESTO
Last time inter had preseason this bad?
>>122574300Wait till you see the season
>>122574300More importantly, did Inzaghi have shit preseasons with Lazio?
>>122574846>can't pay your bills>start a foundationThis is your mind on crypto
>palermo losing 3:0 to turdino
>>122574969and pellegri scored one minute after being subbed in
>Warren Zaire-Emery (16 years and 4 months) has become the youngest player in PSG history to play an official match. How many 16yo's will debut under Al-Legher?
>>122575142None and I honestly hate this. I watch Juventus FC exclusively for 16yo players, and the board ruined everything by hiring Allegri.I hate it!
https://fb.watch/eKABPNXnWG/45 FALLI NEL PRIMO TEMPO! STAI SEDUTO!i love you buciano
If it was back in the golden days under doctore Moratti, I wish printer would sign Memery
>>122575142None, they have to make themselves the bones in Serie D first
>facebook link's in my /seriea/Grim
>>122575142Not just Allegri to be fair
>>122575210Yeah but he takes the blame for every other coach
>>122575198sorry i can't be fucked to do anything i just enjoy buciano content hope that's okay with you if it's not you'll get de witt'd
>>122575229I bet he likes Queen though
i fkn hate BRAZILIANS and argentinians acting like MESSI and NEYMAR are amazing again cus they scored in ligue 1...ligue 1 is MILES behind even serie a... i am not even a fake ronaldo fanboy... i hate cr7
At least it wasn't an Avena link
>Nico Schulz and his ex girlfriend are said to be expecting a child. Two weeks before the birth, Schulz allegedly kicked his foot against her stomach. Before that, he held her from behind and then pushed her to the floor, followed by other actions towards her stomach. Nandezbros!
>>122575270Emma Boninobros we got too cocky
>>122575270>I will suggest you for the role of first baseman
>>122575174Friendlies got way less friendly lately>>122575198In his defense they were also showing the match on Facebook (at 70 cents less than Sky!)
>>122575339Why does Bayern attract either 100% based coaches or total soibois?
>>122575270>è un calciatore tedesco di origini italianeGRAVINAAAA
>>122575371De Laurentiis has been selling friendlies on Sky at 10€ each for years
Antonin Barak e Burakin
Barak's Suck and Fuck
Sleep tight /seriea/
>>122574300What the fuck
>>122575365When they hire old managers they always hire the based ones, it's when they hire younger ones when they get soibois
>>122575576inb4 they steamroll the league
Imagine being an incel in Croatia, especially now during summer when you have hundreds of thousands of Euro girls travelling here and looking for some fun. These guys are lowest of the low. LMAO! Just laugh at them if you see a Croatian flag. Look what they are posting bros!
>>122575576>he falled for the preseason memeThey're winning the scudetto
>>122575576Trofeo Moretti is in the bag already
Gatusso: “Arthur? His salary is very high. We don't have a chance to sign the player right now, he’s very much out of our reach. This is the reality of it."
>>122576356ynr people itt who rated Arthur under Pirlo
>>122576428Especially against benis
>>122576495Their only win that year btw
>>122576428The most impressed with Arthur was that one game where he played 90 mins lmao
I don't even think I got an Arthur edit other than pic related
>>122575142PSG could put MalawiSwissZingaro on and it’d make no difference against the likes of FC Fromage Frais and Umbungo Utd
>escape /copalib/ because the schizos>euros are sleepingsad
>>122576921/seriea/ never sleeps
>>122576941Is that a good thing?
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>>122573229there are countless words for it
attempt number 2 fras
My lower limbs > Duccio’s
>>122577370Nigga, this took me 3 minutes>>122577419>comparing thigh's to shin'sLook at this from-the-pubic-bone-measurer guys!
ok attempt number 3, polished enough?
>>122577448t-thanks, I've never done this stuffI was getting there!>>122577451
got an A- in my italian classthought i'd let you know
Fras how do I train tights at home?
>>122577508good job fra, one cheeky milanese arthoe will be delivered to you
>>122577508Did you fugg that classmate or something? You posted a pic of herReply in Italian btw
>argies journos hate him and want him out of the NT>italian journos hate him and want him out of Inter>he keeps playing>he keeps scoring Yeah, i´m thinking he´s based and /strongmind/pilled
>>122577780for me it's boca getting platense'd in 10 minutes
>>122577802Link? I want to watch some Sudacalcio before starting the new episode of The Rehearsal
>>122577802>Boca playing at homeRiquelme will kill them if they lose
>>122577828olympicstreams dot me>>122577855>hugo ibarrano chance mate
>>122577866>thinking ibarra actually manages the teamngmi
>>122577892>thinking argie managers actually manage and it’s not just 22 chimps running around hitting each othersovl
no cap kinda want >us to sign zaniolo
am i overrating torreira or is every club in serie retarded for not trying to get him? 7m is a bargain, i'd say he's worth 20-25m at least
Do you think Juve should've signed SMS instead of Vlahovic?
>>122578887SMS and Darwin and we would be gucci
>>122578200>he betted on platenseAnother Ibarra masterclass
I NEED CALCIO
>>122578648Nah they're retarded
the king of schizos
>Fabian Ruiz too8th place
>>122580809honestly fell asleep during half time but yeah not my brightest night
>>122586929Honestly this league has been really strange so far, betting on any of the teams is suicidal, still wouldn´t be a surprise if Boca or River win it at the end
>>122586880>letting the best striker in the league finish 8thdisgusting desu
>>122586880I mean if Sballetti is planning to play with a 4231 Fabian is pretty much useless, might as well sell him before his contract runs out
>>122587100>betting on any of the teams is suicidalliterally my job and i’m still in the green betting on this league because i’m basically just lucky (shoutout aldosivi for the 91st minute winner against lanus for a parlay win)
>>122586509The king of my heart
Welcome to the mais fields motherfucker
>>122577524no, non abbiamo fottuto. ma, ho fottuto una ragazza nella sua sorority
>>122587411caprato con la salsa (goated with the sauce)
>want to get rid of girl chasing after me>tell her that I have a mommy and femdom fetish, I want to call her mommy and be called a good boy, I want her to be my mistress and me her slave>I do this thinking she'll think I'm a creep and stop chasing me>she's actually into itIs this what they call failing upwards?
>>122587487How did you expect this to work? Italians are known for being mama's boys and living at home until 40.
>>122587502Femdom guy here, I stopped living with my parents at 18
EPL next year then
>Palermo appoints CoriniI wanted to see De Rossi
battle of the Isonzo
>>122587811Which one of the 13?
Why isn't there a laliga general?
>>122587318i love you to Austrtalicuzsi si si chico pero, tu eres un hombre no?no offence is meant by this question
>>122587411just so you know, i only ever hear the words fottere/fottuto in movies and tv because of how similar to use it is to the english "to fuck". It's mostly used in non-sexooooo contexts, as in "I'm screwed" or "I got scammed"
https://twitter.com/DAZN_IT/status/1556194436421484544Fucking lmao he will never learn
>>122587864Si si si
>>122587870whats the verb for sexo?
>>122587948https://youtu.be/Xd_QoJAp--g this is what I'm listening to. It fills me with great anguish but its the only music I can listen to and I cant stop listening.
>>122587970farsi una bella sega
>>122587970scopare is used almost everywhere
>VGH HYPERBOREA… HOMEhttps://mobile.twitter.com/wonderofscience/status/1555199174098169862
>>122566235what's the purpose of this?
>>122587863lack of soul + too much siesta
>>122566235Atalanta has some linda Romanesses(Now Romanesses are general law)
>>122587970scopare trombare chiavare fottere ficcare timbrare farsi sbattere sborrare pucciare (il biscotto) assaggiare fare l'amore copulare giacere conoscere (biblicamente)
>>122588095>assaggiareah ah billone
>>122588103god help me it's been a literal decade and I still find him funny
>>122588120nothing to be ashamed of, billone
most important game for beans, to see if he will play against sassuolo
>Fabián Ruiz to Paris Saint-Germain is part of Luís Campos ‘secret’ plan. He has been working on Fabián Ruiz deal with agents for weeks, he wanted to anticipate top clubs interested in him for next summer on free move. #PSGWhy did they have to hire competent directors
What is it called when a movie or book has like a quote or line that is placed on the poster or cover?
>>122588380Bønner. Han siges at have en passion for varm dansk fisse.
>>122588509you're welcome brolawi
i was thinking: why all scandinavian languages preserved so little of their ancestral indo-european grammar, compared to german or lithuanian? i can understand english or italian, but scandinavia remained quite protected from immigrants.
Il Maestro debut
>>122588837same applies to duccios’ “language”you have A LOT to explain to be frank
>>122588621idk how much trade happened between scandis and central europethat and invasion seem to be big ways languages influence each other
> Manchester United have put in a bid for Marko Arnautovic, but Bologna have rejected it as they do not wish to sell the player. Arnautovic has now asked the club to let him leave.
>>122588943leukemia man will destroy bologna completely
>>122588886my 100% speculative opinion is this. all ancient “nations” used to speak 2 languages, the plebeian language and the idiom of the aristocracy (eg rome had latin, which died off, and the ancestor of italian dialects, that is vulgar “latin”). if you consider the history of germany and poland-lithuania, they were always led by important aristocracies which preserved the language, because they actively spoke it. the netherlands and the scandis in the other hand never had a continuous aristocracy, so the language which prevailed has been that of the unwashed plebs, which never could into declensions etc.
Now the universe has been going on for an incredible long time.
>>122589151but the earth is only 6000 years old
>>122589157Si si siAn incredible long time
>>122589166unrelated question cuzzo have you ever thought about leaving malawi?
https://twitter.com/GrandeP70338720/status/1555168411021414401He's right about fucking everything.
>>122589166don’t let BELGIO see this or it’s over
>>122588943>33 years old
Chuck the Cuck scored 3 against Pergolettese
>>122589182>la mia generazione guidava senza casco, senza cinture, pagava cash, non era connessa, andava in autostrada a 180 Km/h con gioiellini turbodiesel che altro che le auto a molla elettriche>la mia generazione guidava senza casco, senza cintura>check his profile >he's from fucking LuccaTOSCANI DI MERDA
>>122589182I hate their generation so fucking much
>>122589001i kind of see where you are coming froma lot of countries had their spoken and written language tied together pretty closely, and regional quirks could pop up in working class spoken language, whereas those who travel for whatever reason, merchant with caravans would stick to the written and spoken ruling class toneswritten slang feels like its a very recent invention, as only in the past couple hundred years a majority of the population is taught to read and write, and even more recently people of any background can communicate over long distancesregional dialects might eventually be replaced by dialects of subcultures
>le brick emoji usernamedropped
>>122589182>jewish pilpul to stir the potShan't
Oh shit time to bake
>>122589497>PongoSo he'll recover for Udinese
>>122589497nvm i got baited
>>122588535Cheers fren, that thread was a good read
imagine wasting time over boomer ramblings instead of thinking about things that actually matter, e.g. SLAndro being again a starter for season 22/23
Old thread going in, new thread coming out>>122589720>>122589720>>122589720>>122589720>>122589720
>>122588454luis alberto is 3 times the player imo
>>122588621german and swedish are pretty close to each other with words and stuff
>>122589180Si um when I was a child I had it all planned out. But it hasn't gone as planned for 10 years now. But maybe I had to learn some serious lessons. Even just last last week I didn't quite understand. >>122589189How can anyone say for certain that they know what was going on 3000 years ago for example? So many silly theories I think.