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>SEASON RESULTS
Bbilan "won" Serie A*
Printer """"won"""" Coppa Italia
Riomma won Comfyrence League™

>HEADLINES
Mertens flies in for Galatasaray tonight
De Ketelaere: ‘De Bruyne the best in my role, I watch his style’
Wolves offer lucrative contract to Roma target Belotti – report
Napoli ready to improve bid for Sassuolo talent Raspadori
Udogie agrees personal terms with Tottenham

>FANTACOMFY
The new Fantacomfy season is here!
>League name: Fantacomfy
>Password: miriam

>What is Fantacomfy
It's the yearly /seriea/ Fantasy Football league, hosted on leghe.fantacalcio.it. The site is in italian but the game is completely free and has decent privacy settings.
>How do I join?
Have you ever created a team for previous Fantacomfy seasons? Then you're already in the competition, so you can just log in and start building your team! If you're new just sign up on leghe.fantacalcio.it, click on the blue "Unisciti a una lega" button, and look for Fantacomfy. The password as always is: miriam

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, brace for a disappointing /mercato/, eat pusy 3 times a day, drink your delusionfuel and flirt with the cute cashier
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negru
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you should have given the schizo some time to vent his frustration desu
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>>122566070
> he posted it again
why did you... do it...
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Reduccio
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blanku
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>>122566067
>>122566070
>>122566091
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>>122566096
Differentfags
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Memedivisu
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>>122566067
>>122566070
>>122566091
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>>122566096
>>122566109
Sameflags
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lads i think we really need more sesso around here
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>could ignore the schizo
>nooo let's focus on him instead reeee
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>nandez is still a casteddu player
bonko?
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lads i think we really need more schizos around here
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Yes I will watch fortuna sittard vs afc ajax
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Reminder that the sole mention of S E R B I A and P A L E S T I N E causes immense fear, terror, panic and destabilization to the Swissew
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>>122566166
is he playing for prison fc next season or was that someone else
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Collecting this year's badges still, post yours or move to /bundes/
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>>122566149
Sesso with girl’s wearing one piece swimsuit’s
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>>122566242
[redickted]
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>>122566242
Why did she move into the Gene timeline?
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>>122566235
I am very bad at doing badges but if someone wants to do a Cassano face badge for Raffinatezza FC I'd be glad.
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>>122566242
sexo
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>>122566235
still need to make a new one desu
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>>122566242
yeah that will do, i'm going to girl's place in a bit and it might even rain, pretty comfy

>>122566235
here's mine welcome to turkiye

>>122566277
you have to be 18 to post here
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>>122566235
Those are two years old.
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>>122566202
>serbia
They destabilize a whole region (exactly like russia). They did horrible things in the 90s and became megalomanic.
>palestine
Its not their land? Its belongs to israel and they actively try to integrate the arabs into society.
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>>122566315
Based blindfra
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>>122566312
I am sure that I am older than you. I am just bad at making this stuff really.
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>>122566235
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>>122566235
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>>122566322
so i got this bridge for sale, interested?
>>122566212
i remember reading something about nandez beating his wife or something but i havent heard anything new on it since new years
barely played in the 2nd half of the season though
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>>122566329
the badge is not the problem
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>>122566367
It's a shitty joke on purpose. I was undecided between that or CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FC.
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>>122566421
i will admit CALCIOOOOO makes me chuckle quite a bit
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Ajax bros…
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No player has registered more assists (9) in the Premier League in 2022 than Dejan Kulusevski.
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>>122566235
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>>122566506
i fucking hate the Imam of Livorno
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>>122566353
oh cool you saved the updated slam slam slam badge, thx
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>>122566463
I also have a decent crop of the face ready, only need someone to put it in a logo.
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>>122566353
You can delete the Benisvento logo since I changed it with Sussuolo
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>>122566631
Could've gone for an Adanispor desu
although dunno how Adani's face would fit in their badge
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Analaspor haha
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>>122566679
Yeah that's the problem, it'd require a bit too much of work to get it done. So that's why I went with the lazy Cassano meme image.
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Analasbor
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>>122566679
cut out a circle in the middle
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>>122566702
>>122566679
I'm sure you can take it from there
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>>122566202
Typical albojew behavior
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>>122566824
Thanks for the effort, but I am really terrible at this type of stuff.
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>>122566824
>>122566933
Just to give you an example of my shitty attempt
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>>122566959
What the fuck
Keep it
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>>122566959
Don't worry, no matter what Duccio will slot a "If only you knew how bad things you are" caption to it
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>>122566981
that would be perfect if it was in a nice looking logo really lmao
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only 219 bongs and 45 bings to the beginning of the Beans Age
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>>122566959
...can you feed yourself and wipe your own ass?
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>>122567001
*gets benched for the first half of the season*
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>>122567030
Yes. On this type of stuff I am terrible. Graphic Design is not my passion.
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>>122566959
t. fantacalcio.it web designer
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>>122567044
he playin against sasol and he will do something predestined players usually do when they debut
>he doesn’t believe in what humans call destiny
neither did i anon, neither did i.
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>rockets aiming Tel Aviv
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>122567111
Laffed
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>>122567136
the memes
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>>122567136
cant wait to sanction someone because the US tells us to do so
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All smiles
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>>122567357
Very cute Roma-themed Nintendo 3DS
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GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU GULU
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>>122567357
Roman girls about to get some BBC
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>>122567399
It's all so tiresome
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why does BBC(Big Black Cock) rent free inside brits heads??
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>Romero moment
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La nuova Serie B: Ternana alla ricerca di conferme
Serie B, tutto quello che c'è da sapere sulla Ternana di Cristiano Lucarelli is up

https://gianlucadimarzio.com/it/ternana-calciatori-allenatore-calciomercato-serie-b-2022-2023
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>>122567405
He actually has a pretty smol one, there was a photo of it in his PSV days
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>Juventus will play with Atletico in Turin tomorrow at 18:00
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>122566959
>meticulously think out, design, and create your logo after hours of trial and error and after learning how to use Paint 3D to a professional level
>get maybe one (You) and not even have your logo saved on the annual list of logos
or
>post this
>20 (You)'s and 1 point Ilicic to start you off
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>>122567493
all the girls on twitter analyzing the pool video frame by frame are going to be disappointed.
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>>122567770
>>meticulously think out, design, and create your logo after hours of trial and error and after learning how to use Paint 3D to a professional level
Post it
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>>122567737
>plans to do what cyberpunk 2077 couldn't
such a high bar to set for yourself
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>>122567525
kino as fuck
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>>122567737
>do what Cyberpunk couldn't
>it's a open world crap
Keep it
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>>122567399
I hate Bonko and Allegro so fucking much
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What is wrong with w*men
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>absolutely ZERO water bottles at the supermarket
NWO is right behind the corner and no one even tries to oppose it
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>buying bottled water
Is this some kind of third world moment?
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>>122568109
>water bottles
why would you do that
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>>122568109
there's ironically a shortage of Co2
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>>122568164
Because tap water is full of shit?
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>>122568109
keep up with the times grandpa, checking spaces after meme arrows is the new thing
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>>122568226
It's really just the riommer trying to make fun of you because of your style
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>>122568303
damn, you really suck at profiling anonymouse users
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>>122568194
There was no natural water either
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>>122568109
here in liguria some towns do not have tap water due to drought, people have stormed supermarkets to stock up on bottled water
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bellingham kino in 30 bings
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>>122568303
No I just said he was easy to ignore because he doesn't capitalize but I'll admit the space is funnier.
>>122568205
So is bottled water tbf. You're going to end up drinking shit anyway, might as well not spend money on it.
Do those water purifiers actually work or are they a meme?
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Drinking water is a colossal meme anyway, you can live without it
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>>122568477
I only drink Coca Cola and Estathé (lemon)
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>>122568477
My almost 97 yo grandma says water makes her feel sick and who am I to say otherwise.
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>>122568494
>Estathé (lemon)
Based
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Capital letters ignorer's and inserting spaces after meme arrower's? All the same schizo
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>>122568477
This, for me it's Fernet 9/11
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>>122568387
cascading effects on production/logistics/customers behavior + the droughts like anon said
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>>122568510
BELGIO this kike is dissing (You)
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>>122568545
He can't reply now, he's watching Sergej Milinković-Savić 2022 ● Welcome To Juventus? ► Amazing Skills, Assists & Goals | HD
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I cant stop taking shit today and I'm not diarrhea anon.
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How will he perform my serie-a brothers?
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>>122568603
you should ask the serie-b sisters
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► he rates youtube skill reels
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>>122568612
I know, but I'm a bit nervous of approaching those.
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>>122568603
He'll score for half a season and then vanish from the face of the Earth
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>>122568603
he is green as fuck, but he has the physique and the technical qualities to make it
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Guys, squirrel aged up :( she's 16 now
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>>122568628
He's the first Italian >we signed. Do you think he can make it in Ajax system? In a similar way Haller performed, as a solid striker in front and not much else, what about headers?
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New Daredevil design is up
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>Giroud already missing a game
As expected. CDK will play up front I guess.
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going to jerk off to valentina nappi fras, any other good female italian athlete?
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Gulu - Hiesa swap when?
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>>122568668
>Do you think he can make it in Ajax system? In a similar way Haller performed, as a solid striker in front and not much else
yeah sure
what about headers?
that's one thing he needs to improve at
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>>122568745
Alright, well if he fails we'll just scam Barca again.
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>>122568563
implying his brain doesn't play it every night
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Seriously, why did Juventus get rid of Kulusevski?

He's looking like one of the best players in the world atm.
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>>122569124
fucking despise this new arty tryhard shite they've pulled
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>>122569150
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>>122569153
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TRY ANYTHING COOL BECAUSE IT'S... LE *PRETENTIOUS*
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>>122569150
sold for vlahomeme
also finished pathetic club
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why are there so many broken bones in EPL?
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>>122569150
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>>122569190
I want funny Saul goofs and shenanigans not whatever you want to call that style
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>>122569263
you had 4 seasons and a half of that
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https://twitter.com/NicoSchria/status/1555866180002381825
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>>122568109
>NWO is right behind the corner
It's been in place for almost 50 years now
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Vlahobitch who? Milinkovic suckit?
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>>122569150
you should have read /seriea/ a couple years ago. schizo (female tier understanding of football) used to write his name as a mean to trigger in his own mind Jj customers. that said, he is decent-to-good, he is not a champion. i hope he plays well this season too so they will be obliged to buy him.
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>>122569340
>that said, he is decent-to-good
mate he has 6 goals and 9 assists for 2022 already. he is clearly a very good footballer.
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>>122569441
you will see
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>>122569340
>he is not a champion
He went to Tottenham for a reason
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...heh... my boy Gini...fighting for his World Cup spot...
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>>122569340
is this another episode of parallel universe /seriea/?
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#JUVEATLETI

Confermato: l’amichevole tra Juve e Atleti si disputerà a porte chiuse alla Continassa domani alle 18. Diretta su Sky Sport 1
Confirmed: the friendly between Juve and Atleti will be played behind closed doors at the Continassa tomorrow at 18 CEST
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>>122566235
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Mignon looking good
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>>122569340
Cope
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LEAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cobxAFYfDc
Del Piero and Nedved travel travel programme when?
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>>122570085
Why are always so focused on juve?
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>>122570085
They are cool as fuck
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Why do bbilanisti and sfinteristi always cry when somebody posts something Juve-related?
Is this another case of Milan's law?
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Why are people complaining? This is the least schizo summer I've seen on /seriea/ in a while. Everyone started taking meds
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>>122570130
My last post was a Roma one >>122569621

>>122569985
>>122569324
Whereas your last two (and maybe more, can't be bothered to check, where bbilan ones)
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>I have come to realise something, while most posters and supporters of team don’t mind talking about teams other than the ones they support, bbilan supporters have this pathological need to insert bbilan into the conversation
>I have come to realise something, while most posters and supporters of team don’t mind talking about teams other than the ones they support, bbilan supporters have this pathological need to insert bbilan into the conversation
>I have come to realise something, while most posters and supporters of team don’t mind talking about teams other than the ones they support, bbilan supporters have this pathological need to insert bbilan into the conversation
>I have come to realise something, while most posters and supporters of team don’t mind talking about teams other than the ones they support, bbilan supporters have this pathological need to insert bbilan into the conversation
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>mentally stable posters
me
la ternano on occasion
the lazio customer bong flag when he comes to terms with sergej joining jj
>mentally unstable
everybody else
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>>122570266
>mentally stable posters
>me
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>>122570266
>>mentally stable posters
>me
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>>122570266
>mentally stable posters
>me
Belgio, I...
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Was it really smart to have our last preparation game against Vincenza? It's a bit too easy.
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>Angeliño will join Hoffenheim next week, here we go confirmed: been told loan move until June 2023 will also include a buy option clause around €20m.
>loan move until June 2023 will also include a buy option clause
>€20m
I am going to level down Turin in exactly 29 minutes
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>Giorginio 45+9' (P)
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>>122570388
Give me 1 (one) coherent reason Juve didn't go for Malacia. At first he was willing to come to Lyon, then ManU and Juve is even a tier above that due to CL football
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>>122570371
It will give them confidence
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>>122570438
Thoughts? >>122570164
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>>122570428
He's not Serbian
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>>122570468
I dont know >>122570428
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>>122570428
>Give me 1 (one) coherent reason Juve didn't go for Malacia
Alex Sandro chained to Continassa + nobody purchasing bestPilgrims in time + Ed Scheeglio + Danilel + le immense ass man saying the defense is fine and needs no touching :)
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Tyrej Malacivic
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danilo left back
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>>122570345
>>122570428
My last two posts, only 1 about Juve

>>122570491
>I don't know
Indeed, you do not know. You should get your bilanarcissism looked at
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>Imagine getting upset because people post about teams they support
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>>122570428
>Give me 1 (one) coherent reason Juve didn't go for Malacia
he plays left back
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>>122570309
>>122570345
>>122570368
each and every post of mine is an example of sanity
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>>122570639
>>122570130
mmh
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I dont see why Schizo Alberto didn't travel to spain with the rest of the squad, surely it would've been easier while on the way to this game to drop him off on Sevilla's door step so they HAVE to take him
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>>122570639
I'd tell you to take your meds, but here are no medications specifically used to treat narcissistic personality disorder. However, if you have symptoms of depression, anxiety or other conditions, medications such as antidepressants or anti-anxiety drugs may be helpful.
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>>122570428
>Give me 1 (one) coherent reason Juve didn't go for Malacia.
lbs are not kosher
>manu
>cl football
no
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>>122570664
Post what Juventus most important match of the season lineup will be
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>posting about your team is being nacisstic

https://youtu.be/xqbos8LQMYk
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>>122570694
you're trying to trick me into losing my sanity, aren't you luigi?
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>being unwilling to talk about anything but your team
>Exclusively and only posting about your team is being nacisstic, even when the current discussion is about something else.
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>>122567891
I meant my last year's logo, just realized I actually have to make a new one (or find the old one and reupload it)
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I am NOT a mentally stable poster!!!
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>>122570163
Really? It's definitely the schizoest and most boring one so far
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>>122570266
A literal pepe poster
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>(((someone))) posts piss and scat videos in a serie a general on a sports board but somehow posting about milan is problematic
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Calcio e pepe
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DANIEL MALDINI
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>>122570870
I'm sure 95% of the thread would rather watch/discuss a piss video than watch/discuss Bbilan
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>>122570833
>the schizoest

lmao no
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>>122570870
You keep on forgetting the word 'only'
>posting only about milan is problematic

Besides the point that I'm not the coomer, unless you haven't notices he posts in bursts until he gets b& and only reappears 3 days later.

Nice attempt at an ad hominem though bro
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>>122570937
Then which one would it be
>inb4 the 2019 one
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>>122570833
it's the most boring precisely because it isn't schizo. Remember just last year when threads were derailed for 2 days because a schizo spammed wikipedia threads?
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>>122570954
when the jj schizo created the /juventus/ general because he was offended by the nickname muttuidi in 2020
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>>122571000
I mean they're getting derailed this year too, it's just that the shitposting is much different (and boring, indeed)
>>122571033
Nvm I actually forgot about the two threads drama, yup
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>>122570952
I am not „only“ posting about milan. If you would take your meds you would actually realize this . But even if this was the case it still wouldnt be a problem. We are posting in a /SERIEA/ general. Milan won the SERIE A last season. In fact everybody in this thread should speak about milan or at least about how their teams could stop >us this season.
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fuck your asilo mariuccia boring ass metacommentary, post more piss and scat
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>>122570683
>here are no medications specifically used to treat narcissistic personality disorder
unless...
https://www.si.edu/object/wife-beating-stick%3ANMAI_254956?destination=collection/search%3Fpage%3D55992%26edan_q%3D%252A%253A%252A%26edan_fq%255B0%255D%3Dtype%253A%2522edanmdm%2522
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>>122571093
What's changed from previous years I wonder?
I warned you this would happen >>106130742 I just didn't think it would happen so soon.
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>>122571120
And another post where you just cannot help yourself and have to include bbilan where there really wasn't any reason to kek
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Finnbro u up for the friendly?
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>>122571146
wtf so that explains why I keep seeing Dua Lipa's naked tulpa in my room
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Cuadrado injured and most likely wont play tomorrow
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PANCRAZIO
look me in the eyes
why are we not using the MANTRA system?
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toenail ded
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>>122571208
1)More complicated for foreigners
2)Restricted positions would mean more similar teams all across the board
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>>122570833
No way. It is boring though. But so is mercato in general. The only real surprise were Dybala and Bremer not going to Inter and they both happened in the same week.
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there are two breeds of schizos, all the based ones went away. we are left with the boring ones who have written like 16 posts in the last 3 weeks about spaces and meme arrows.
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>pedro ded
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>>122571277
>there are two breeds of schizos, all the based ones went away.
Name three of them
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Kimpembe is starting btw
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>>122571294
Albania, Malawi, Italo #9
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>>122571294
1)your mom
2)your dad
3)your whore sister
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>>122571122
The only scat thread up on /gif/ Is with femboys.
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Sexy femboy's
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INTER (3-5-2): 1 Handanovic; 37 Skriniar, 6 De Vrij, 95 Bastoni; 2 Dumfries, 23 Barella, 14 Asllani, 20 Calhanoglu, 8 Gosens; 90 Lukaku, 10 Lautaro. A disposizione: 21 Cordaz, 24 Onana, 5 Gagliardini, 9 Dzeko, 11 Correa, 12 Bellanova, 22 Mkhitaryan, 32 Dimarco, 33 D'Ambrosio, 36 Darmian, 46 Zanotti, 47 Fontanarosa, 50 Casadei. Allenatore: Simone Inzaghi.

VILLARREAL (4-3-3): 13 Rulli; 8 Foyth, 3 Albiol, 4 Pau Torres, 24 A. Pedraza; 19 Coquelin, 6 Capoue, 5 Dani Parejo; 21 Yeremy, 17 Álex Baena, 18 N. Jackson. A disposizione: 1 Reina, 2 M. Morlanes, 11 Chukwueze, 12 Estupiñán, 20 Morales, 22 Mandi, 25 J. Cuenca, 35 G. Cassaro. Allenatore: Unai Emery.
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Presnel Mazembé
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>>122571122
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>>122571353
>Albania
Agreed
>Malawi, Italo #9
Same person, still active
>also
>no mention of slovakbro
>>122571358
Jokes on you I don't have a sister
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>>122571277
*spends half the threads losing his mind about riommers*
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>>122571436
Or a dad by the look of things either
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>>122571426
At first I was going to say that women can't even piss properly with how she fell over, but I came away impressed by the distance she managed
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>>122571450
Riommer*
Get your schizo facts straight
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>>122571462
Actually exists, saw mom talk to him multiple times and I wasn't hallucinating
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fuck me Lazzari is getting even quicker
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Shoots more a hair of pusy than Messias on a good day
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>>122571504
How can the camera track him?
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>>122571505
Well you don't take a leaf in front of the mouth do you
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>>122571537
Camera's
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>>122571586
And people complain about DAZN raising the price. Blame Lotito for not selling Lazzari
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>Palermo's courthouse declared that the trattativa Stato-Mafia happened
>But that it wasn't a crime
Every day the circus gets more hellish
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>>122571676
Because there's nothing illegal about mafia, it's part of italian culture and should be legalized
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>>122571759
Like incest
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>>122571759
There are easier ways to say you want to fuck your sister Anon, not everything has to be legal and regulated
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>>122571676
>"Any hypothesis of collusion with the mafia was excluded, if Mori and Subranni could have an interest in preserving Provenzano's freedom, this could well be motivated by the belief that Provenzano's leadership, better than any hypothetical and unlikely pact, would in fact guaranteed against the risk of the prevalence of massacre instincts or a return to the hard line of violent opposition to the state"

lmao what a banana republic we are
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referees ded
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>>122571676
[piena fiducia nella magistratura intensifies]
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>Daniel Maldini scored on his Spezia Coppa Italia debut against Como
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league ded
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>>122571248
1 i would have translated that shit, bunch of time since the end of the last season
2 right, and now all 343 with the same 4/5 forwards lottery is much different?
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CDK IN
CDK IN
CDK IN
CDK IN
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>already missed
Charlie cuckittini
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ynr la trattativa Stato-Bonucci
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>>122571838
Added to the list of ‘Posts that are only about bbilan and nothing else’
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>>122571873
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La Viola
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Any stream, Interbros?
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>>122571913
>>122571426
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https://twitter.com/violismo/status/1555927789076897795
lmao
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Classy double contact from CDK
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He always looks so happy :)
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>>122571956
Nooo you have to post also about other teams otherwise the dutch jew will lose his mind
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>>122571984
Cringe and victimcomplexpilled
Belgio’s last post was about the league as a whole and not bbilan though >>122571817
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>>122571913
it's on viprow
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>>122571984
I can't believe Juve could have had a Chiesa - Vlahovic -Kulu attack and fucked it all up lmaoooo
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>>122572019
Doubt >we could've bought Vlahomeme without Gulu's money. Besides, he never impressed with >us anyway, so it's better this way. I'm happy for him
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>>122572018
Ty

>>122571928
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de ketelare is not slow by no means
too early to say anything, but he gibs me good feels
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Coppa Italia Frecciarossa's
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>>122572019
never happening
>Chiesa
Milan or Chelsea next year
>Vlahovic
Bayern next year
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look at the PRODUCTION QUALITY at the PSV game today... green pitch... nice lighting...

video.. https://streamff.com/v/9299d5
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Post your feel when you realized I was right about Rebic being the best 9 in tha league
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>>122572204
I love you Malawi
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Charles Le Clerkelaere
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Ayo Ayo
poorfagging till I die
Polenta with salt
This ain't no fucking Dubai
Need some beer
bout to hop in da T-nault
too drunk is my fear
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>>122572226
A much a better driver than that fatherless piece of shit and I say this as a tifoso
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>>122571838
Diaz needs to rest from time to time
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>>122572237
get new stuff u boring cunt
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>>122572220
Ily Australicuz
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true
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>>122572255
'no'
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>>122572241
Resting from what? From doing nothing?
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Post your feel when/seriea/ becomes a sectarian feud between the sect of Diaz and the sect of CDK(cause everyone in /seriea/ is a Milan fan deep down)
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btw women are retarded and not in a cute way
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>>122572438
>Chuck is going to be Diaz level
I don't think you realized what you're implying
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>>122572477
faggot
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Based VIllarre
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When will you understand that men are better than women even at being women?
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>Monza are interested in signing Acerbi. (Sky)
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>>122572550
you just know he'll want to hold out a little while longer in hopes of a bigger team wanting him
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>>122572550
>collect 100000 CBs and Midfielders
>don't sign any strikers
what did Berlusconi mean by this
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>sexism in my /seriea/
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>>122572587
Why yes I want to have SEX, how could you tell
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>>122572587
more like judaism... should be rid
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> transphobia in my /seriea/
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>>122572609
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qt lineswoman in the printer game
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>>122572609
did you say this as a trans or a gobbo
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> antisemitism in my /seriea/
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I will NOT turn on a sfinter game just to coom
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samefrocio
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stessofag
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I miss the old /seriea/, when we loved trannies, women and referees
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Kulusevski under Pirlo and Allegri and Kulusevski under Conte is night and day. Imagine Chiesa under an actual manager.
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>>122572688
>Tonali sustained a groin injury and will undergo medical tests on Monday to understand the extent of it but he should anyway miss the Serie A opener against Udinese
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>>122572697
>Imagine Chiesa under an actual manager
Only if consensual though
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>>122572688
>when we loved ... referees
Is this the same /seriea/ where everyone got Bloodborne platinum's before posting?
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>>122572688
>t.newfag
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>>122572707
Added to the list of ‘Posts that are only about bbilan and also replying to an unrelated post for some reason’
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I miss the old football-italia website format
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>>122572712
He probably did the PS+ cloud trick in order to obtain all the three ending related trophies in a go
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The timeline where leghe.fantacalcio.it has a competent user experience and english translation
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>>122572548
bro i try to always be without prejudice but women keep confirming every stereotype about them, it's incredible at times
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>>122572745
Why do you keep browsing it, it's full of trannies
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>>122572771
H-h-haha yeah, can you imagine! I bet he also savescummed his way through the God of War 3 'aMAZEd' trophy lmao
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Duccio can you post the piss webm again?
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>>122572774
Duccio dont make me remind you of the website we used before. I still have nightmares about that.
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>Handa
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/seriea/ died the moment the started pronouncing him Liberato Cacàce instead of Liberato Càcace
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>>122572907
When they took CAG-ATA away from us
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>>122572907
Liberato Càcace from the town of Petone
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>>122572829
This one?
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>>122572907
Actually it happened when Schick '''''failed''''' his Jj medical
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>>122572930
>>122572829
There was a whole thread about that on /gif/ a few days ago. Might still be there. Don't ask me how I know.
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>>122572881
http://fantasyseriea.com/
Luckily for you that site isn't even up anymore
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>>122572930
No, the one of the golden shower
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*are the most sovlful badges in your path*
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>>122572962
How do you know? Why did you open it? What did it awaken in you?
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Marcos Antonio mezzala NOW
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>>122572985
>What did it awaken in you?
N-Nothing
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Anyone saved the chinkthot choking the dude with her thighs?
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What the fuck happened to /seriea/?
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>>122573094
You moved here
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>>122572967
Here you go

>>122573075
Yes, but when I try to post it it says it contains a hidden file for some reason
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>>122573094
Nothing, how about you check THESE dubs
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>>122573129
At least I still don't find this hot.
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Laviolabros..
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>>122573129
the fact that she's holding her breath is not really satisfying
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inter tv blonde holding the microphone a CUTE
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>>122573075
Damn adblock
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>>122573129
>>122573185
god i hate women
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How do you say faggot in italian? Here we say maricón.
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this entire general must be purged
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>>122573129
Nice thanks duccio
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>>122573229
Frocio
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>>122573229
Frocio
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>>122573229
Ricchione
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>>122573229
Kankerflikker
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Reminder that using the word "tummy" unironically should put you on a list
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>>122573229
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>>122573259
sounds like something who didn't win the euro fanta would say
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>>122573229
Bbilanista
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>>122573259
Yeah, the list of the most based men
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Reminder that using the word "riommer" unironically should put you on a list
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>>122573342
>>122573333
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>>122573229
Fanook
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>>122573342
Yeah, the list of the most sissified "men"
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>>122573229
frocio, finocchio, ricchione, frollino, frufru, checca
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For me, it's the evergreen "invertito"
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>Spezia are already in turmoil, as Giulio Maggiore – who has been linked with a move away – refused to play today’s Coppa Italia tie against Como unless his captain’s armband was restored.


>Their official season kicks off this evening with the first round of the Coppa Italia against Como, the Serie B side who just signed Cesc Fabregas.

>According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, Maggiore was meant to start today, but he refused when told by new coach Luca Gotti that he would not be the captain.

>In retaliation, Maggiore was sent to the stands, with the armband going to Emanuel Gyasi instead.

>He is also likely to be fined by the Serie A club, while it only makes it more probable he will be sold this summer, with Torino the favourites ahead of Sassuolo, Bologna and Fiorentina.

>Maggiore was born and bred in La Spezia, wearing the armband throughout last season, but his decision not to sign a new contract saw him removed from the role

KWAB
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:)
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>>122573554
Gnontaldum
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>>122573568
W-Why the ISIS flag in the bottom right corner?
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>>122573511
based Gotti, doing his best to save Udinese from getting relegated
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Isis Milan
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>>122573587
Simonetta was the real footballing terrorist all along
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>squadra di negri
>curva di ebrei
Holy shit this is so fucking true.
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https://youtu.be/fEBSx075AKs
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Reminder that >we could've saved them. Also Mertens found a job before Belotti did
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp99zPS9ULw
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>a single shot on target
Wew
Are they playing well tho?
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>>122573682
Mertens is also a better player
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Excellent tweet from the Inter Media Shiposthouse
https://twitter.com/Inter/status/1555990948827521024
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>Sergej
fuck it, you can have him belgio
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Digitalzits
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https://youtu.be/fEBSx075AKs
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The absolute state of >our penalties in preseason
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is schizo alberto actually going back to spain or what
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>>122573871
yes, even his mother has said so
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>>122573826
Capital letters

>>122573871
>>122573877
No capital letters but still replaying like they're differenent posters

Hmmm, further research is needed
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>>122573877
Her mother said lots of things when I fucked her, I literally drove her son to schizophrenia
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>>122573891
Notes added to the public Google Drive spreadsheet
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>he doesn't have access to the private /seriea/ sheet
KWAB
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>>122573933
Post something from /seriea/ private imgur
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>>122574094
my dick is on there
>captcha: pay my a(ss)
onlyfans soon
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY CAN'T I BE PLAYING AGAINST PRO SESTO
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Last time inter had preseason this bad?
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>>122574300
Wait till you see the season
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>>122574300
More importantly, did Inzaghi have shit preseasons with Lazio?
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Pro SESSO
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Pro Secco
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>>122574846
>can't pay your bills
>start a foundation
This is your mind on crypto
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>>122573229
Fanook
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>palermo losing 3:0 to turdino
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>>122574969
and pellegri scored one minute after being subbed in
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>Warren Zaire-Emery (16 years and 4 months) has become the youngest player in PSG history to play an official match.
How many 16yo's will debut under Al-Legher?
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>>122575142
None and I honestly hate this. I watch Juventus FC exclusively for 16yo players, and the board ruined everything by hiring Allegri.
I hate it!
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https://fb.watch/eKABPNXnWG/
45 FALLI NEL PRIMO TEMPO! STAI SEDUTO!
i love you buciano
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If it was back in the golden days under doctore Moratti, I wish printer would sign Memery
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>>122575161
Nonce
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>>122575142
None, they have to make themselves the bones in Serie D first
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>facebook link's in my /seriea/
Grim
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>>122575142
Not just Allegri to be fair
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>>122575210
Yeah but he takes the blame for every other coach
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>>122575198
sorry i can't be fucked to do anything i just enjoy buciano content hope that's okay with you
if it's not you'll get de witt'd
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>>122575229
I bet he likes Queen though
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i fkn hate BRAZILIANS and argentinians acting like MESSI and NEYMAR are amazing again cus they scored in ligue 1...

ligue 1 is MILES behind even serie a...

i am not even a fake ronaldo fanboy... i hate cr7
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At least it wasn't an Avena link
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>Nico Schulz and his ex girlfriend are said to be expecting a child. Two weeks before the birth, Schulz allegedly kicked his foot against her stomach. Before that, he held her from behind and then pushed her to the floor, followed by other actions towards her stomach.
Nandezbros!
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>>122575270
Emma Boninobros we got too cocky
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>>122575229
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SCHUUUUULZ
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>>122575320
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>>122575270
>I will suggest you for the role of first baseman
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>>122575174
Friendlies got way less friendly lately
>>122575198
In his defense they were also showing the match on Facebook (at 70 cents less than Sky!)
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>>122575339
Why does Bayern attract either 100% based coaches or total soibois?
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>selling friendlies
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>>122575270
>è un calciatore tedesco di origini italiane
GRAVINAAAA
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>>122575371
De Laurentiis has been selling friendlies on Sky at 10€ each for years
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>>122575270
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>>122575455
Kek
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Antonin Barak e Burakin
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Barak's Suck and Fuck
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Sleep tight /seriea/
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>>122574300
What the fuck
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>>122575365
When they hire old managers they always hire the based ones, it's when they hire younger ones when they get soibois
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>>122575576
inb4 they steamroll the league
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Imagine being an incel in Croatia, especially now during summer when you have hundreds of thousands of Euro girls travelling here and looking for some fun. These guys are lowest of the low. LMAO! Just laugh at them if you see a Croatian flag. Look what they are posting bros!
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>>122575576
>he falled for the preseason meme
They're winning the scudetto
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>>122575576
Trofeo Moretti is in the bag already
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Gatusso: “Arthur? His salary is very high. We don't have a chance to sign the player right now, he’s very much out of our reach. This is the reality of it."
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>>122576356
ynr people itt who rated Arthur under Pirlo
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>>122576428
Especially against benis
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>>122576495
Their only win that year btw
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>>122576428
The most impressed with Arthur was that one game where he played 90 mins lmao
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>>122575142
PSG could put MalawiSwissZingaro on and it’d make no difference against the likes of FC Fromage Frais and Umbungo Utd
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>escape /copalib/ because the schizos
>euros are sleeping
sad
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>>122576921
/seriea/ never sleeps
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>>122576941
Is that a good thing?
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MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
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>>122573229
there are countless words for it
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My lower limbs > Duccio’s
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>>122577419
hnnnngggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>122577370
Nigga, this took me 3 minutes

>>122577419
>comparing thigh's to shin's
Look at this from-the-pubic-bone-measurer guys!
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ok attempt number 3, polished enough?
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>>122577448
t-thanks, I've never done this stuff
I was getting there!
>>122577451
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got an A- in my italian class
thought i'd let you know
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Fras how do I train tights at home?
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>>122577508
good job fra, one cheeky milanese arthoe will be delivered to you
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>>122577508
Did you fugg that classmate or something? You posted a pic of her
Reply in Italian btw
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>argies journos hate him and want him out of the NT
>italian journos hate him and want him out of Inter
>he keeps playing
>he keeps scoring
Yeah, i´m thinking he´s based and /strongmind/pilled
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>>122577780
for me it's boca getting platense'd in 10 minutes
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>>122577802
Link? I want to watch some Sudacalcio before starting the new episode of The Rehearsal
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>>122577802
>Boca playing at home
Riquelme will kill them if they lose
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>>122577828
olympicstreams dot me

>>122577855
>hugo ibarra
no chance mate
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>>122577866
Cheers fra
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>>122577866
>thinking ibarra actually manages the team
ngmi
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>>122577892
>thinking argie managers actually manage and it’s not just 22 chimps running around hitting each other
sovl
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>platense goalkeeping
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no cap kinda want >us to sign zaniolo
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am i overrating torreira or is every club in serie retarded for not trying to get him? 7m is a bargain, i'd say he's worth 20-25m at least
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Do you think Juve should've signed SMS instead of Vlahovic?
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>>122578887
SMS and Darwin and we would be gucci
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>>122578200
>he betted on platense
Another Ibarra masterclass
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I NEED CALCIO
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>>122578648
Nah they're retarded
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the king of schizos
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>Fabian Ruiz too
8th place
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>>122580809
honestly fell asleep during half time but yeah not my brightest night
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>>122586929
Honestly this league has been really strange so far, betting on any of the teams is suicidal, still wouldn´t be a surprise if Boca or River win it at the end
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>>122586880
>letting the best striker in the league finish 8th
disgusting desu
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>>122586880
I mean if Sballetti is planning to play with a 4231 Fabian is pretty much useless, might as well sell him before his contract runs out
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>>122587100
>betting on any of the teams is suicidal
literally my job and i’m still in the green betting on this league because i’m basically just lucky (shoutout aldosivi for the 91st minute winner against lanus for a parlay win)
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>>122586509
The king of my heart
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Welcome to the mais fields motherfucker
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>>122577524
no, non abbiamo fottuto. ma, ho fottuto una ragazza nella sua sorority
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>>122587411
caprato con la salsa (goated with the sauce)
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>want to get rid of girl chasing after me
>tell her that I have a mommy and femdom fetish, I want to call her mommy and be called a good boy, I want her to be my mistress and me her slave
>I do this thinking she'll think I'm a creep and stop chasing me
>she's actually into it
Is this what they call failing upwards?
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>>122587487
How did you expect this to work? Italians are known for being mama's boys and living at home until 40.
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>>122587502
Femdom guy here, I stopped living with my parents at 18
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EPL next year then
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>Palermo appoints Corini
I wanted to see De Rossi
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battle of the Isonzo
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>>122587811
Which one of the 13?
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Why isn't there a laliga general?
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>>122587318

i love you to Austrtalicuz

si si si chico pero, tu eres un hombre no?

no offence is meant by this question
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>>122587411
just so you know, i only ever hear the words fottere/fottuto in movies and tv because of how similar to use it is to the english "to fuck". It's mostly used in non-sexooooo contexts, as in "I'm screwed" or "I got scammed"
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https://twitter.com/DAZN_IT/status/1556194436421484544
Fucking lmao he will never learn
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>>122587864
Si si si
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>>122587870
whats the verb for sexo?
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>>122587948
https://youtu.be/Xd_QoJAp--g

this is what I'm listening to. It fills me with great anguish but its the only music I can listen to and I cant stop listening.
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>>122587970
farsi una bella sega
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>>122587970
scopare is used almost everywhere
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>VGH HYPERBOREA… HOME

https://mobile.twitter.com/wonderofscience/status/1555199174098169862
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>>122566235
what's the purpose of this?
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>>122588074
Soul?
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>>122587863
lack of soul + too much siesta
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>>122566235
Atalanta has some linda Romanesses(Now Romanesses are general law)
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>>122587970
scopare trombare chiavare fottere ficcare timbrare farsi sbattere sborrare pucciare (il biscotto) assaggiare fare l'amore copulare giacere conoscere (biblicamente)
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>>122588095
>assaggiare
ah ah billone
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>>122588103
god help me it's been a literal decade and I still find him funny
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>>122588120
nothing to be ashamed of, billone
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most important game for beans, to see if he will play against sassuolo
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Ox
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>>122588151
>fagiolo
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>Fabián Ruiz to Paris Saint-Germain is part of Luís Campos ‘secret’ plan. He has been working on Fabián Ruiz deal with agents for weeks, he wanted to anticipate top clubs interested in him for next summer on free move. #PSG
Why did they have to hire competent directors
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What is it called when a movie or book has like a quote or line that is placed on the poster or cover?
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>>122588485
tagline?
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>>122588380
Bønner. Han siges at have en passion for varm dansk fisse.
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>>122588496
Thanks
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>>122588509
you're welcome brolawi
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i was thinking: why all scandinavian languages preserved so little of their ancestral indo-european grammar, compared to german or lithuanian? i can understand english or italian, but scandinavia remained quite protected from immigrants.
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Tikkie THESE
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Il Maestro debut
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>>122588837
same applies to duccios’ “language”
you have A LOT to explain to be frank
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>>122588621
idk how much trade happened between scandis and central europe
that and invasion seem to be big ways languages influence each other
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> Manchester United have put in a bid for Marko Arnautovic, but Bologna have rejected it as they do not wish to sell the player. Arnautovic has now asked the club to let him leave.
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>>122588943
leukemia man will destroy bologna completely
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>>122588886
my 100% speculative opinion is this. all ancient “nations” used to speak 2 languages, the plebeian language and the idiom of the aristocracy (eg rome had latin, which died off, and the ancestor of italian dialects, that is vulgar “latin”). if you consider the history of germany and poland-lithuania, they were always led by important aristocracies which preserved the language, because they actively spoke it. the netherlands and the scandis in the other hand never had a continuous aristocracy, so the language which prevailed has been that of the unwashed plebs, which never could into declensions etc.
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>>122589001
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Now the universe has been going on for an incredible long time.
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>>122589151
but the earth is only 6000 years old
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>>122589157
Si si si

An incredible long time
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>>122589166
unrelated question cuzzo have you ever thought about leaving malawi?
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https://twitter.com/GrandeP70338720/status/1555168411021414401
He's right about fucking everything.
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>>122589166
don’t let BELGIO see this or it’s over
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>>122588943
>33 years old
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Chuck the Cuck scored 3 against Pergolettese
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>>122589182
>la mia generazione guidava senza casco, senza cinture, pagava cash, non era connessa, andava in autostrada a 180 Km/h con gioiellini turbodiesel che altro che le auto a molla elettriche
>la mia generazione guidava senza casco, senza cintura
>check his profile
>he's from fucking Lucca
TOSCANI DI MERDA
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>>122589182
>metaverso
Opinion discarded
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>>122589182
I hate their generation so fucking much
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>>122589001
i kind of see where you are coming from
a lot of countries had their spoken and written language tied together pretty closely, and regional quirks could pop up in working class spoken language, whereas those who travel for whatever reason, merchant with caravans would stick to the written and spoken ruling class tones
written slang feels like its a very recent invention, as only in the past couple hundred years a majority of the population is taught to read and write, and even more recently people of any background can communicate over long distances
regional dialects might eventually be replaced by dialects of subcultures
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>le brick emoji username
dropped
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>>122589182
>jewish pilpul to stir the pot
Shan't
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Oh shit time to bake
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>>122589497
>Pongo
So he'll recover for Udinese
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>>122589497
nvm i got baited
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>>122589497
activate pongobega
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>>122588535
Cheers fren, that thread was a good read
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imagine wasting time over boomer ramblings instead of thinking about things that actually matter, e.g. SLAndro being again a starter for season 22/23
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>>122589720
>>122589720
>>122589720
>>122589720
>>122589720
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>>122588454
luis alberto is 3 times the player imo
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>>122588621
german and swedish are pretty close to each other with words and stuff
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>>122589180
Si um when I was a child I had it all planned out. But it hasn't gone as planned for 10 years now. But maybe I had to learn some serious lessons. Even just last last week I didn't quite understand.

>>122589189
How can anyone say for certain that they know what was going on 3000 years ago for example? So many silly theories I think.



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