Remembering the classics edition
Flames Leafs SCF book it
>>122555227>>>>122555227>>122555227>>/edition/ edition >>122555227
hearing the ducks are going to have an exciting season
>>122555244gary better check em
Bruins bros. Love has been found within our teammates.Taylor Hall and Charlie McAvoy have gotten engaged to each other.
>>122555301The forces are too strong, Gary cannot stop it.
>A source says Mackenzie Weegar has a “strong, genuine desire” to re-sign in Calgary…I believe both parties will engage next week in conversations about an extension for the Flames defenceman
>>122555436I hope they ink a long term deal. I like weegar. I hope he likes Takagi land.
gass all weebs
>>122555244Laffs forever (shit)
Funny how im a taxpayer so i fund canadas womens team. Fucking women
>>122555536You just waste that money on something vain and stupid..
>>122555244Checked and booked
>>122555436So kitties were teds south, now fumes are kitties west.
>>122555563Id buy grillz and big sandwiches. Thats more important than sending 23 substitute teachers and orthodontic assistants to beijing for 6 million dollars
>>122555536I'm not certain but I heard they win a lot so it can't be that bad
>>122555621I love my some big sandwiches. What is the best sandwich in large form?
R8 my new hat lads
1. Colorado (113 points)2. Carolina (112 points)3. Florida (110 points)4. Edmonton (108 points)5. Washington (108 points)6. Toronto (107 points)7. Minnesota (107 points)8. Tampa Bay (106 points)9. Calgary (105 points)10. Boston (105 points)11. NY Rangers (104 points)12. Los Angeles (103 points)13. Nashville (103 points)14. Dallas (102 points)15. St Louis (101 points)16. Pittsburgh (101 points)17. Vancouver (94 points)18. Winnipeg (87 points)19. Vegas (86 points)20. Detroit (86 points)21. Columbus (85 points)22. Anaheim (84 points)23. NY Islanders (82 points)24. Buffalo (77 points)25. Ottawa (77 points)26. San Jose (73 points)27. New Jersey (71 points)28. Seattle (68 points)29. Philadelphia (63 points)30. Chicago (62 points)31. Montreal (59 points)32. Arizona (57 points)
>>122555683Anaheim got no competition Champys all the way
>>122555683You are underestimating my islanders
>>122555683What do you mean?
>>122555755How did you end up supporting such a soulless team?
>>122555563like a womens hockey team?
happy birthday to herb brooks
I'm making a homemade bong but I can't find anything to use for the bowl
>>122555820That's your sign to stop being a degenerate druggie
>>122555505weebs own /hoc/ and always will
>>122555820why dont you just go buy one from some chinaman run gas station its like 10 bucks
>flames leafs finalWho scores the series winning goal?
>>122555790exactlyor a enormous OGBYN clinic in Montreal with a really expensive art piece for the entrance fountain.. one of those awful, shitty deals that makes le Taxpayer tremble with impotent fury at how much of 'their' money is going to le Arts™0>it's taxpayer money.. make a petition to improve city infrastructure and shut up about it
>That's your sign to stop being a degenerate druggie
>>12255582018 years old, kids.. not kidding about that.. don't make me call your Mom
>>122555854because fuck it, that's why>>122555919that's too bad I thought if anyone would have any suggestions it would be you
>>122555940He's a vapefag
>>122555875Michael Stone blasts it from the blue line and it hits Giordano's skate and bounces in.
>>122555895they do not give a fuck what we want they will waste our money renaming every city street even if 99% of people are against it. they dont realize their time is growing short and people are getting fed up with liberal bullshit.
>>122555940go to the Head Shop and procure a bongthat's what I do.. if I need onehomemade stuff, the best you can hope for is a clean hole in the vase you stole from Aunt Helen, and maybe some flex seal for the pipeDON'T use home made crap for a bowl, you're gonna apply heavy temperature to that and the burn off could be toxic
>>122556020aluminum hoots are fire mate
>>122556020I made a bowl out of tinfoil and a pipescreen
I was the only one not smoking weed or drinking in high school
actually fuck it I'll just use the goddamned piped
>>122556035>>122556040both horrible ideas with toxic burn offthe brain clinic will enjoy the samples you leave them, lads
>>122556050did you enjoy your sobriety? what's it like? I haven't had any in awhile
>>122556078I don't know i've still never got drunk or high
>>122556054YOU ALREADY HAVE A PIPE?? stop wasting our time and get high, stupid >a pipe DD gage is to heavy for me, lads
>>122556095yet here you are hanging out with a bunch of degenerates anyways
>>122556104Did I say anything about "degenerates" you faggot?
2023 is the year of the San Jose Sharks
>>122556104it's his drug of choicedon't you be a Debbie Downer, MIss Debbie
>>122556098I just felt like taking a huge bong hit
Islanders will make the playoffs but are going to get swept in the first round proceeding to get outscored 24 - 6 in the process
>>122555773you better take that back, cunt.
oh, actually you know what. I'm going to roll a phat ass joint and stick it in the end of the stem of this bong and smoke it that way.
>>122556120My drug is staring at the ceiling and walls until time passes by
>he doesnt smoke aluminumKWAB
>>122556149Finding a way to suck two dicks at once kek
>>122556138They're not going to make the playoffs. Its going to be the same teams as last year. >carolina>new york rangers>pittsburgh>washington
>>122556183carolina is not making shit
>>122556121I feel that way from time to time, too, I feel ya, ladbest advice; go to the local Shop and by something new>>122556159also a Fan FavoriteI enjoy the good thrill of an adrenaline high when I go bike riding or running>cause the military stuff doesn't die hard, the but veteran does.. if he's not wary
>>122556195They're the only one thats a guaranteed lock.
>>122556149ALSO a great choicenot the best, but it'll do in a pinch >roll a well packed shorty, quarter length
>>122556050I didn't really start until college desu
>>122556116VPN off, Steve.
>>122556245they actively got worse defensively and everyone knows how to shut down their offense now
>>122556252Did you know that a hummingbird beats its wings up to 5400 times per minute? If you didn't, you do now!
>>122555816did he rape any of his players?
>>122556264They had sex that night.
This episode of Family Guy is so bad
>>122556309I did know thatno idea why, but it's one of the millions of trivia questions I have pre-answered in my head for Trivial Pursuit/Jeopardy/more of the same
>>122556252Euros don't have hummingbirds
Why does Connor want Kane to be on the Oilers so bad?
>>122556335really? did they die out or something?they'll come back after we destroy humanity, take heart, lads>the tweety birds will be FINE.. but we're all fucked
>>122556338That was early, when it wasn't a parody of itselfI was watching a season 17 episode and the voice actors kept talking over the show so I just cut it off within 2 minutes
>>122556354I didn't watch it for like 15 years but I started watching a stream of it recently. I thought it was pretty good. It doesn't take itself seriously and constantly makes fun of itself.
>>122556349they hunted them all and made humming bird pies
>>122556371There are some hits in the latest seasons but they need to drop the fat librarian, Brian, and gay Stewie jokes. The episode with Robot Brian was so unfunny and I didn't so much as crack a smile when he had sex with himself
>>122556442I don't understand the hate for Brian. All they did when I was watching it was making fun of him for everything that the internet complains about him.
>>122556469I don't understand the hate for many people and things in this world.Why are people so mean to eachother? We're here for a very short period of time.
>>122556379Highly plausible.. it is Yurop, afterall
>>122556480Well quite frankly if I can be blunt for a moment people today are taught that their thoughts and opinions matter when the reality is the average persons thoughts and opinions are worthless.
>>122556496True only Shannon's thoughts and opinions matter
>>>people today are taught that their thoughts and opinions matterin a nutshell, there You have it..
>>122555875me on an ATO :)
>>122556518People become so militant about entertainment or video games or garbage like that because that is the most likely avenue that expressing their opinions will affect change. Deep down they know their thoughts and opinions on actual important things are worthless, so they aggressively defend their opinions related to trivial matters.
>>122556515And Gary's pbuh
>>122556540any metal casings could have a toxic burnoff and you have no way to tellplastics are right out>bad idea, go to the head shop
>>122556562deep down, most people are VERY convinced of their own brand of Bull Shitdon't think about this to much, lad.. just accept it
>>122556515even when they are completely contradictory
>>122556327>still watching Family GuyYou have no-one to blame but yourself
>watching reruns of old cartoon showsas if
Holy fucking kek
>>122556631I rewatch Futurama every now and then. The ending was great so I'm really worried about the revival
i have the first 6 seasons of family guy on dvd i picked up at goodwill cheap i would never even consider watching more recent episodes
>>122556653that's our Welcoming Committee, right lads??>did he get the fruit basket I sent???
>>122556653Louis Domingue apparently told him that
>>122556653Montreal is unironically the best one. Anglos can cope and seethe about it all they want but those are the facts
>>122556668you missed bud>>122556653this is true
>>122556655I rewatch shows that are NEVER getting rebootsSealab, Frisky Dingo, Brak, SGC2C, Perfect Hair Foreverhaven't done that since I was still active and deploying constantly, though>retired life allows to much freedom; I need boundaries and stuff or I get lethargic and vacant eyed and shiftless
>>122556668> Calgary has risen to third, our highest ever ranking, in the Economist Intelligence Unit's (EIU) annual list of the world's most livable cities
terrible trade for the cubs btw
>>122556717Not even a reboot, just yet another revival.
>>122556653it actually probably is out of all canadian nhl cities.not even a flames faggot
it's very rare when a series finishes well case in point, the new Joker movie with Lady Gaga>I bet it'll be a fuckng masterpiece, though, but one of the theaters at the opening will burn down, or something equally awful>tragedy has serve the batman movie series greatly
>>122556668montreal would be based without all the disgusting stinky manlets running around. nobody in that city wears deodorant
>>122556783it's not like they haven't have one already, though
>>122556831nobody cares you raped bitch
>>122556854A Musical Joker Movie, dough, lad???do you think you could stand it?? i hate musicals: prancy, fay garbage
>>122556348Literally built for BBC (Bad building contractors)
>>122556852They've had several but the Comedy Central run, while solid overall, showed a few cracks. I expect the Hulu revival to be absolute shit for that reason
>>122556717Sealab had a great run and never became something I'd hate
>>122556734That’s for regular people, not people making 10 million dollars a year
>>122556911is it the same studio? cause if Disney takes their hand off this and let's them do their thing, it'll be a smash
Just took a Marner. Might have to flush twice.
>>122556932uh huh.. I miss Frisky Dingo for this reason.. could have done something brilliant, but you just don't stand idly by when H. Jon Benjamin tells you he has a wise idea... You get with his program..
>>122556993CoolWhat's it like being known as the guy who was raped
Who in the nhl most resembles piglet?
>>122557000>>122557000]>>122557000>>122557000I... um.. respectfully decline to answer, lad>>122557000>>122557000>[failed, this reply is an answer, lads]
It was your fault. You were asking for it dressed like that.
>>122556717what was sealab 2021 hmmmm
>>122557058it was four seasons of brilliant, cheap animated fun
>>122557028What's it like being know as the guy who was raped?
>>122556717recently watched SGC2C again after hating it as a kid and holy shit is it funny and cringe
>>122557095the tapes are great, but is was FAR funnier to watch live or first run, like Beavis and Butthead..
>>122557093>hurrr fuck you my girlfriend died and even though it wasn't your fault I'm gonna hate you forever>also I'm gonna kill her mom and traumatize her sister because lolGodot was a faggot
>>122557153go to bed
>>122555677Checked. ‘47 is a good brand. Have owned a few. Decent.
>>122557153Suck dick and post trip, dumbass
>>122556653It unironically is. t. Ontarian
You think it's farfetched, but in the medium-term future, team nicknames will be phased out in favor of Euro style names like "Toronto HC" and "South Florida."They'll partner up with DEI people and chalk it up to every single team name being problematic in some way.t. knower
>>122557200I gotta '47 brand Twins hat I just got recentlynice fucking hat.. nicest hat I've bought in a while >image is probably unrelated..
>tbg is a minnesotan
>>122557251Newfag the original teams already have divegrass type namesthe leafs are technically the toronto maple leaf hockey club habs are club de hockey canadien de montrealetc
>>122557288>protip; no he ain't
>>122557330obtuse, know-it-all canadian, you aren't understanding me.they're going to get rid of the nicknames. no more "Maple Leaf" or "Canadien."
the raped bitch is one of those bandwagon retards who doesn't cheer for the home team and instead pretends to be a red wings fan to be quirky and different - despite not watching a single game since its out of market and his TV doesn't get red wings games
>>122557380also the king of raped bitch who has zero attachment to anything but is able to identify something latch onto Tbg chose the redwings because he thinks in 1996
is the guy i was speaking to earlier today still here? we were talking about what percentage of Canadian NHLers come from where.i'm not doing anything the rest of the night, and i have my personal computer hooked up to my workstation. might fire up the olde Excel sheets and bang this out.Anybody want to place initial guesses on what percentage of X players come from Y?
>>122557458No, I like surprises and hate estimation
>>122557458noone cares you turbo autist you should save the time and do something actually useful instead of wasting two hours making a spreadsheet on something I can already find with a 2 second google search to quanthockey for the 10 second dopamine rush and 2 (You)s on /hoc/
>>122557330for me it's the philadelphia national league base ball club
>>122557500NOhe should waste his time doing this, you wet blanket>go emergency assist someone who's caught on fire, you semi-useless object
>the new New Jersey Jersey Devils Jersey jerseys
the janny on /vr/ really seethes when you say KWAB
>>122557408There is no sports fan I hate more than the retards who larp as die hard fans of out of market teams. they never watch the games and only check the nhl app and pretend to be up to date and all they talk about is stats. I live on the east coast and I know a supposed "die hard" colorado rockies fan and my next door neighbour is a la kings fan who thinks crosby is the dirtiest player ever and the avs fluked their latest cup and the blots were rightful champions
>>122557560lou wouldn't have put up with this shit
>>122557680Clean it up janny
>>122557500I have a triple digit iq, so it took me about 10 minutes while watching tv to figure out that the answer is 18% of Canadian NHLers in the 2021-22 season came from the Greater Toronto Area.
>>122557713It's more like 40%
>>122557737I only used the strict definition of the GTA. I.e., Toronto, York, Durham, Peel, and Halton. That gives you 18.0%. If you include Hamilton, it goes up to 19.1%.
>I have a [x] IQAre you pleased, anon?
>>122557713I'm interested to see all the numbers. What was the discussion about in the first place?
>>122557858some rust belter wandered in from /pol/ and was stirring shit up about the US and Canada's declining white population being the death of hockey. Then some leaf and I had a brief back and forth estimating how many Canadian NHLers come from the big hubs of the Golden Horseshoe and Greater Vancouver.Unfortunately, I can't find a concise list of all the municipalities in the Golden Horseshoe and/or Southern Ontario at large, so I'm not really inclined to tally those numbers.
>>122557965sorry I asked
>come to /hoc/>zero talk about hockey as per>same old retarded shiti'm out
where the fuck is milano even going?
>>122558010to jail. he's a rapist.
>she's outi'm in
We're hitting levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible
>>122558038Because you're rambling on about some autistic nonsense you unselfaware retard
>>122558038because I thought the question might lead to some hockey discussion instead you respond with schizo head canon
>>122558024just the way i like it
You guys have no idea how happy I am that Mangiapane re-signed to play for this team. I was terrified that they'd actually ink deals with Johnny and Matthew leaving Mangiapane out of cap space which would slide him off the roster and force him to sign elsewhere. Now all that needs to happen is Sutter to extend his contract for the next 'x' amount of years.
And then I was like "you must be familiar with hockey culture" to which he responds "just like my Islanders."
The following is a list of the non-GTA Ontario cities that NHL.com lists players as being from. Can a leaf tell me which ones are part of Southern Ontario or whatever you guys would consider to be urban, Maple Leaf country?AyrBarrieBellevilleBoltonBowmanvilleBrantfordBrockvilleCarpChathamClintonCornwallDorchesterEtobicokeFergusGeorgetownGuelphHaliburtonHearstHolland LandingInnisfilKeswickKing CityKingstonKitchenerLondonMimicoMt BrudgesNiagara FallsOrangevilleOrleansOttawaParisPetawawaPeterboroughSauble BeachSault Ste. MarieScarboroughSt CathararinesSt ThomasStouffvilleStratfordStrathroySudburyThunder BayWallaceburgWaterlooWellandWinchesterWindsorWoodbridgeWoodstock
>>122558118I don't get it
>that time we went undefeated the mount bridges peewee house league tournamentGood times I was a rock on defence
>>122557614Edmonton is no good.Team Doctor Nick Riviera should have been able to cure McCovid's ailments by now.Mike Smith after playing all playoff games, magically LTIR before season starts.Just like the EDM draft rule changes, I expect an EDM based change to LTIR rulesSomething stinks up there. E=NG
>>122557614>I know a supposed "die hard" colorado rockies fanokay you should just call his bluff by saying who the best pitcher that team ever had.
>>122558133I don't care about any of these shit towns. Sauble Beach is a camp ground. Etobicoke and Mimico are part of Toronto proper, Stouffville and Woodbridge are very much part of the GTA.
>>122557614maybe he moved to idaho because detroit is awful
>>122558133>Dorchesterbiggest town of fags ever I remember the zamboni driver used to take salt and spread it in the away team's crease before junior C/D games and would shut off the hot water in the away dressing room. fantastic arena though
>>122558260doubt it he was apparently in the air force and discharged due to blunt force head trauma he received slipping on a banana peel
Panarin - Zibanejad - BrattKreider - Barzal - TrocheckPalat - Hughes - GoodrowLafreniere - Hischier - MercerHamilton - FoxPelech - PulockSiegenthaler - TroubaShesterkinSorokin
>>122558392no way Kakko cracks that lineup
>>122558364wait a minute somethings wrong
>>122558364shartzal still has nobody to pass to
>>122558509kreider scored 50+ goals last season.
>>122558525wont even hit 25 this season
>>122558535doubt because kreider is still in his prime. he'll get to at least 30
>>122558525kreider is like dave andreychuk - le tip in pp man who somehow manages to get 50
>>122558133for me its woodstock
>le list of cities
>>122558578most of them are hamlets
The biggest and final blackpill about le heckin hockey in a heckin city is so fucking boring and useless the entire conversation is boring
>What if they put a team in HalifaxLmao the heckin Canadian town haha
>>122558598well why don't you try complaining some more and see if that helps?
>>122558612Would draw more dimes than arizona the two florida teams carolina 3 out of the 4 california teams minnesota and columbus
>>122558619Can't too busy seething
>make schizo claims in burgerland>be ordered by the courts to pay over $50mill in damages>mih freedumbs of speech
>>122558691Look this isn't even my reall job
oh shit tomorrow is audrey hepburn day on TCM
holy shit every actor on The Wire is impossible to understand.
Why can't Helen Keller drive.?Because she's a woman
>>122558691It's the punishment for speaking out against globohomo
>>122558734Find a flaw
>>122558734the first couple of seasons of family guy were really amazing then it all fell apart
Huberdeau signedHaters mad
To fap or not to fap? I'll leave it up to /hoc/
>>122558918don't do it bloodbath
>>122558906Family Guy was utter kino in Seasons 2 and 4-8. It went off the rails around Season 9.
>>122558926Unfortunately I can only listen to dubs
>>122558906Even the voice acting is better and the mouth movements are really erratic but now it's robotic
Some people call it "therapy"I call it having a smoke
>>122558947seth macfarlane is a hack he was getting a lot of help with the early seasons of family guy. now the show is established and he can do whatever he wants and he's simply not funny or talented
>>122558936There's a new episode where Peter acts like a mob boss and they don't even bother making jokes about Trump but just have the characters read headlines about him killing himself
>>122558984Was probably a Jew all along too
>>122558984you're totally talking out of your ass. Seth was a lead writer and director and voiced half of the script for the first 10 years and for the past 10 he's basically just done his main voices and collected his check.
To be honest with you guys I might be an alcoholic. I need a few drinks in the morning to stop my hands from shaking. It's a wonder I still have a job. I wouldn't employ me. It's a good thing I can drive forklift, maybe the only thing I'm good at. Stoked about the Huberdeau singing tho.
Real pookcific hours...sorry I'm late
>>122559281Drunk forklift driver might be my favorite gimmick in this general
>>122559313P O O KOOK
>>122559319It's not a gimmick it's my life
I love Finland. Sometimes I fantasize about moving to Finland and living in the woods with no internet. I'd take a hilarious name like Suckkmii Kokk and marry a cute Finnish girl with a low IQ and a fat ass.
I'm Canadian but I don't fuck girls from Montreal
Yall are asleep but I'm here getting high on ketamine
I'm Canadian but I don't fuck girls from Vancouver
>>122558726Think because she’s dead
Gary bettman is asleep time to remind you that the Arizona Coyotes will be playing in a 4500 seat arena with bleachers behind the two nets instead of seats and the tickets will cost $400
>>122559590You could just say you're Canadian the second part is redundant
Fucked a vegan chick one time. Not proud of it, she smelled like vinegar and had a face like an onion farmWicked ass tho
Slapped the VLTs tonight, lost like 300 bucks. Not proud of it.
whatever happened to nikolai borchevsky
A thing called hockey
And a thread called /hoc/
A player called Bulju
And my majestic cock.
This place is rocking today! Exceptional.
>>122561738Good morning. Thread's warmed up and ready to go.
Shut the fuck up norway
6 dubs in 13 posts. What are the odds.
The KING has returned. I thought for a while he finally perished.
>>122560405It's been a while for me at least, how you been?
just took a disgusting n*rway
Is it time?
>Tavares "excited for upcoming season" after Toronto brought in goalies Murray, Samsonov
>>122565046He's happy to miss the playoffs so he can hit the greens sooner
>>122561633Lol. I will be catching one of their games this year in that stadium. It literally looks like an SPHL stadium or we’re I play beer league. Poor fellas. Lets hope they kick ass this year.
>/hoc/ seething about the leafs first thing*sips* ahh feels good
>>122565641for the next 10 seconds, don't think about the toronto maple leafs
>>122565663Done. Now what?
>>122565682>free place to stay with a butler that does anything i wanti think i could make it work here
>>122565701>you can't stop thinking about the >laffs>*stops thinking about the >laffs*>E-eh... Thanks for doing my bidding...
>>122565758>he's still thinking about themgo ahead, post another dumb parrot picture
>>122565799>nooo stop thinking about the subject of this conversation!
>>122565915>>*stops thinking about the >laffs*so that was a lie
Birdfrens are cuteCUTE
>>122566082clearly thinking about the subject of the conversation, which was the leafs >>122565915
>>122566098And where was it said that I can't stop thinking about them?
>>122566208>themright there, you assigned a pronoun the subject of the conversation, the leafs
>I can't stop thinking about bust goalies and getting my boipucci violated.
>>122566232Yeah no shit as I established since we're talking about the >laffs of course I'm gonna think about them when replying to you. Sorry to disappoint you though but between replies I do other things and thus don't think about them at all
Hahaha I love Norway posts
>>122566346so you admit openly to lying, letting my team live rent free in your mind, AND you admit to actively trying to distract yourself from thinking about /them/
>>122566394>so you admit to [headcanon]Typical >laffer delusion
>>122566450>i'll just pretend he wasn't spot onkeep on keeping on Mr. President of the We Hate the Leafs (No Really) Club
>>122566530Okay sure if thinking that one Anon mocking the >laffs means he's obsessed about them helps you sleep at night I won't stop you
>>122566615>if thinkingi don't have to think about anything. you've proved through all of these posts that it's a fact. i don't have to think about anything, merely observe it
hearing the ducks are gonna have an exciting season
>>122566651you heard right
>>122566630Sure thing bud
>>122566666Stephenbros... Not like this...
>>122559996video poker is the best chance you got cause actual strategy is involved since the odds are fixed 50 bucks can last you hours if youre good
Just seen a turkey bully another turkey I felt bad for her
i'm gonna go take a shower and when i get back there'd better be some news or something
puked some blood again this morning
Yeah if you worked a little in a school you might not sound like an unemployable retard every time you open your mouth
>Yeah if you worked a little in a schoolif you say so
I got straight As and attended a prestigious university
serious little brother syndrome....
Alberta should be infested with rats
>>122567739as a habs fan i'm so used to this style of management rn
>>122567677This hurts my brain
35 days until you fuck off for good
>>122567752Alberta is rat free except for Rachel Notley. Do us a favor and nuke Edmonton.
Seething nonce lmao
panthers and flames will both miss playoffs
>>122568009just like my islanders
>>122568009no way the panthers miss
>>122568025>it's impossible!just like all the other "impossible" things that happen in luckpuck
>>122568048i can't see florida missing entirely unless bob has another garbage season.
>>122567775I'm not gonna lie to you. I kinda hate French people. I'm not racist, I just don't like em. They smell funny. But Huberdeau just signed with the wolfpack for 8 years so I'm a bit conflicted because he seems like a wicked dude. Maybe he will change my mind about Quebec. Maybe you guys aren't that bad after all. Ahhhh who am I kidding, fuck Quebec
>>122568081don't be such a tease anon. huberdeau is just the tip
My wife (online) is from Quebec
>>122568076>i can't see florida missing entirely unless bob has another garbage season.so then there's a good chance of them missing the playoffs
>>122568076>i can't seeyes we know your a sunbelter, it's ok we don't expect anything from you
>>122568106I guess Pelletier is pretty cool too. Top prospect. Wish he wasn't a frog
>Thank you once again for taking time from you and your beautiful wife's VACATION to keep us posted on the OFFSEASON of the NHL. Thank you for all that you and your family do for us.
Panties will make the playoffs and laffs will miss, no goaltending.
Matt Murray is better than bob.leafs will win the division easily.
>>122568305it's true 2 cups is better than 2 regular season vezinas
>>122568352Based beyond belief
>>122563080Last year was kinda shit, but it's better I thinkAlmost like Bulju's career
The real top prize of the NHL is the Lady Byng trophyAwarded to the greatest gentleman in the gameJiri Hudler won it after pissing on a flight attendant in a coke fueled rage. True story, he accepted the trophy with socks on. https://youtu.be/3FGMjjePV_c
Michael Bublé has spoken
>>122568480who cares about that sinatra rip off
>>122568480Ed in shambles
Start heeming the jews I'm gassing today I want to be a part of it Jew York Jew York
>>122568162>everyone i don't like is a sunbelter
>>122568636who are you quoting?
he's quoting me you fucking retard
no me dumbass
i don't cope
>>122568009Only way the Flames will ever miss the playoffs is if Sutter is not the HC. As long as he's the HC Calgary will not miss the post season.
Watching a YouTube video about cute duckies
every night I pray to Jesus that every sunbelter gets aids and dies
>>122568802Jesus loves sunbelters but not rapists aka canadians.
j*sus isn't real
>>122568880i don't know, you show me
>>122568855> Virtually all scholars of antiquity agree that Jesus existed.
>>122568855you TAKE that BACK
>>122568802The only cool sunbelt team is Carolina because they beat the Oilers in 06. Fuck you Pronger you stupid gay idiot, hope you get alzheimers
>>122568992It's literally undebatable retard
Well /hoc/, it was an absolute disaster despite going exceedingly well.
>>122569004Just like my Islanders
Also love the Canes for getting Commodore a cup
christcucks really are on a different plane of stupidity
Cope I love Jesus and you should too
Jimmy vesey went to harvard like adam fox
>>122569081He (GOD) just wants to help out. Life gets much more enjoyable when you go with the flow of his grace. You are sentient life in a world where evil is allowed to do whatever it wants, Christ shields you from that evil.
>>122569173i just threw up in my mouth
>>122569129probably sucked a few cocks too
>>122569194just like my islanders
>>122569081Brown skinned fingers typed this
>>122569193Sad. You are too prideful to understand.
Anyone heard from Randy lately? Kinda worried about him.
>>122569430ate himself into a cock-coma
>>122569430He consumed his last cock. Sad.
I'll have no more of this silly christian posting. /hoc/ is a proud muslim general. Inshallah.
Reality is a bitch, /hoc/Personally, I wouldn't recommend it
>>122569430Randy is chilling with Sammy-boy in the land above the sky.
>>122569660Cock eaters don't go to Heaven
>>122569680No one does because it's not a real place. Leave this general you fucking retard.
The people who come into the free talk threads and just downvote things they disagree with are really working against the spirit of the whole thing. Like, it's August guys we're all starved for hockey content and even dumb discussions are worth having. No, I don't think we should trade Nylander. Do I want to know what other Leafs fans think about a Nylander/Jason Robertson swap? Sure, but it doesn't mean I hate Nylander or think he's a scrub or that Dallas would go for it. It is conversation for conversation's sake and it just feels like these threads have been toxic as fuck all summer. Let's get the good vibes going.
>>122569680Thank Christ. Imagine having to hangout with those losers for eternity.
Offseason/hoc/ just seems to hit harder
>>122569729true you just get all the catholic pedos
suck cock in paradise randy
For me? It's John 8:12
>spakeThats not a word
>>122569947Was when James was King
>>122570028King James VI
Hail Gary, who bringeth me hockeyI don't even need to read a stupid book about him; he's Great, better than all the pantheons combined Hail and Praise Gary, lads, suffer unto Him your annual subscription rate and watch His Word on ice>Amen
Fuck off you unfunny rape victim
cope i like him because of the rape
>>122570137this but stephen
Matthews potted 60 this season.. 6 foot 3 and a goal scoring freak and they still can't crack round 2
>>122570180Cope they got respect in the handshake line
>>122570180hearing they've got a hell of a tandem this year...
https://twitter.com/CraigJButton/status/1555681977423908864Craig button fighting back against the haters.
>>122570256even better than that
i don't click tw*tter links
>>122570300The real facts are in the comments
>>122570357joseph-schwabbelfour-kiddraycroft-toskala giguerre- gustavssonreimer-bernierandersen-mcelhinneycambell-mrazekmurray-samsonovngl murray-sammer look pretty good compared top some of these tendies at least they got a canadian and russian
>The Toronto Maple Leafs drafted Rask in the first round, 21st overall, in the 2005 NHL Entry Draft. However, before playing a regular season game for Toronto, he was traded to the Boston Bruins in exchange for former Calder Memorial Trophy-winning goaltender Andrew Raycroft. Toronto management had deemed Justin Pogge their potential goaltender of the future, rendering Rask expendable. It was later revealed the Bruins intended to release Raycroft, which would have made him available to Toronto without having to give up Rask.>The trade has since been examined as one of the worst trades in Maple Leafs franchise history; Rask would experience many seasons of success with the Bruins, eventually winning the Stanley Cup and Vezina Trophy, while Raycroft would only play two seasons for Toronto, recording disappointing statistics in the process.
>>122570472gary finna disappear this guy
>>122570514rask never won the cup
>>122570621Backed up Thomas rere
>>122570514tuukka trash was shit
>>122570714just like my islanders
>>122570714Played in the second round at least once
>>122570731>if you lose you winjust like our knights
>>122570738We don't bully Our Knights here
>>122570756Who's gonna stop me
>thread was made 16 hours agoyou people are pathetic
Flames bros sportsnet 960 is ending now we don’t have a radio show right when we got an ahl team it’s over
>>122570756any team with jack on it deserves the attention
Im gonna get ya dont you worry bout that
Flames should have just blown it up
>>122570902We don't recommend Our Flames blow it up here
>inshallah, these Holy Flames
>>122570849the whole station is going out of business?
>>122570849At least we got Brett Hornby
>>1225709221 line teams don't win cups
>>122570958It’s becoming a repeater station with little to no local content if the rumour is true. it would make sense since everyone seems to be quitting it recently
>>122570957Sour cream on pizza?
>>122571013that fucking sucks
>>122571035just like my islanders
>all sports broadcasting stations are folding>rich media corporations are firing hundreds of talented people, just like thatI wonder if there's a moral to this stupid, shitty story, lads.. don't you?
God uses flames to punish the wicked. The book of Elijah tells how God sent holy fire from the heavens to burn our enemies. Insha'allah
>>122571080not really, the world sucks and i can't wait to be reincarnated on Earth 2
>>122571094kadri to flames confirmed
>>122571080get woke go broke
>>122571035just like my regina pats
>>122571141if he were signing with the flames it would already be announced
>>122570798just like the governor's Jetties
>>122571158>muh Princess Brigade
>>122571197Cope Allah wills for Kadri to the Flames. Jihad against Edmonton. Jihad against the Canucks.
I want Allah to send a jihadi to suicide bomb tbgs handicap friendly house
come at me, bro...
The scripture says Edmonton must succumb. "And fear the fire, which must be prepared for the unbelievers"
>>122558612unlock the twitterlock the mug
Alright I'm done pretending to be muslin
my Pope says dyslexia is a form of blessing form the Lrod, ladsfuck scripture, feed it into the fire I say all are equal in the eyes of the Lrod.. >pronounced El-Rod
drank an entire pot of coffee this morning, lads>still drinking it as a matter of fact..
>>122571594You were pretty good, though, could be a great gimmick
I have an announcement to make
>>122571836Is it about the chilly Easter evening of 2022
imagine being a top chl prospect from a small town on the praries and you finally make it to the big leagues only to be playing in a smaller arena than you have ever played in your whole life
The Habs are the most successful NHL teamThe Red Wings are the most successful American team
>>122560405>latviawelcome back. i had put you and Boland in "RIP" tier on the /hoc/ citizenry tier list a few days ago, and what do you know, you both are back
wow norway went hamm this morning
>>122571911shut up florida faggot
>>122571944If I were Stephen I wouldn't have locked the account to begin with which made it obvious it was him and he knew /hoc/ found his accounts, and then I would have stopped posting on twitter after /hoc/ found out about the anger issues
>>122571911repost image ya wank
>>122571978What do you care, you will never ever have sex
>>122572092Cause I hate roasties and everything they stand for
>>122568969>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN MY FLYOVER DUMP
>>122572116oh so you're a cock sucking monkey pox ridden fag
>>122572134No I'm not Canadian
>>122571978>electing Trump will eventually make abortions 100% legal and accessiblehe was good for something, I guess; plus we'll eventually get a meaningful gun bannone of that abortion ban shit is going to stand in courtonly idiots care about abortions if their not having one themselves >if you have one, then I listen to stupid fucking opinion, Ladies...
>>122572149nope, you hate women, you're a fag. you've become the ultimate cock sucking edgelord.
>>122572167Do you see a leaf on my flag?
>>122572178you admitted you hate women dude. there is no shame in being a fag (actually there is), but there is no use pretending you aren't a cock sucker after you clearly state you "hate women and everything they stand for".you hate pussy, you're a fag.
>>122570653>the only way a shitter like rask could win was by not playinglmao
>>122571024I tried it once on a homemade pizza shit was delicious