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HEEMVIOUS
>>122550666
>>122550666
>>122550666
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fuck dana
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hear me out, the next poofc card actually looks based. 2 sloppy hw bouts and a lhw main. it's a card full of bums but they might be sloppy enough to go all out in a heem or be heemed slugfest.
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>>122554176
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TICK TOCK AdeSHITnya
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>>122554228
What will be Izzy's walkout for Poatan?
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>>122554207
Which card are you talking about?
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>>122554207
been saying it all week b
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>>122554200
looks full of braps
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>>122554244
finally some good mma
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>>122554200
looks like a babushka
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PETTIS BROS.... CAN WE STILL DO IT?
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>>122554237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU
obviously
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>>122554240
the next one b
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where can I get some /heem/ NFTs?
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Tony isnt winning another fight is he
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fucking HEEEEEEEEEEM
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tony won
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>>122554290
xd
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>>122554273
i bought some on the schaubchain b
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>>122554262
UFC ON ESPN: SANTOS VS. HILL is gonna be ok.
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what api do bookies use to track fight progression/rounds
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Israel Mobolaji Odunayo Oluwafemi Temitayo Owolabi Adesanya
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>Santos V Hill
mite b cool
>Luque V Neal
guaranteed banger
>Usman V Pauga
has potential
>Brogan V Miller
SEX SEX SEX
>Sakai V Spivak
guaranteed ko
>Lipski V ???
SEX SEX SEX
>Sam Alvery
memes

Solid 6/10 card. Might be a 7 if I make sausages for breakfast.
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>>122554325
They probably have a direct line to UFC official timing/scoring on site
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>>122554336
aussies be watching heems with breakfast lel
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>>122554336
based zuffa zombie
you do it for free and pay to watch
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>>122554336
Dana shill pls go
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>>122554347
It's honestly comfy. I love when we get morning cards. For example, UFC 280 is starting at 10 am EST. Goat card
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>>122554337
look at what did they do to my boy...
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>>122554374
heems is a night time activity, it doesnt feel the same during the day
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incredible camera work Meng
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>>122554280
Only ranked guys he could beat are Hooker, Gooby, Meng and Chiesa.

Hooker is the only one I could see happening.
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https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/34353775/israel-adesanya-defend-middleweight-title-vs-old-rival-alex-pereira-ufc-281-headliner

Thawlts? Adesanya vs Pereira in NY this November.
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does pettis have any shot of beating this ray doo
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>>122554409
>NY this November
i bet paddy will fight on this card
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>>122554337
Is this photo altered? Pettis is looking all goofy and ugly.
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Wow great move.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1659743426542991.webm
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>>122554409
>I run toward the fire
lmao you dumb faggot you literally sprint away from all your opponents
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>>122554374
Goddamn it, I hate the UAE so much. Garbage ass country with no culture, no taste, and a horrible timezone.
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>>122554423
I think they're targeting Chandler vs Poirier for the co-main UFC usually stacks NY cards so it's either that or Sterling vs TJ as the co-main.
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Unanimous decision for Omari Akhmedov
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When are they going to fight? I'm getting mad just waiting for them to fight.
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>>122554387
>>122554434
Seethe nightnaggers. I will wake up watch heems and be comfy while you guys seethe
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>>122554434
These dune coons are getting tiring.
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>>122554410
He lost the first fight on purpose so he'd be fresh for tonight. EZ win. He's better everywhere.
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>>122554453
post slip
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>>122554443
I should have just chilled and kept drawing my manga this is taking too long to get the goddamn fight underway.
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>>122554438
>Sterling vs TJ as the co-main.
this nigga
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Thoughts on my Schaub folder?
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It seems telling that on heem.com, nobody is even ironically a fan of Izzy
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stevie ray bros...
its our time
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>>122554462
Sterling vs TJ for the title is a good co-main. Throw Poirier vs Chandler in there too to stat the ppv and it's good all around.
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pfl wants to be the ufc so bad
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>>122554438
yea i just know daner wants to bring paddy to msg so i wouldn't be surprised if he books him for the main card
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Second semi-final of the lightweight tournament, Anthony Pettis vs Stevie Ray
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My dog
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>>122554486
do you even heem retard?
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>>122554502
Ask him when winter's coming
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ITS OUT
https://youtu.be/odCZK8uuAL0
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>>122554523
literally no one cares
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what are you faggots drinking tonight?
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>>122554464
>visit that site
>content is highly illegal
Why the fuck did you link to that?
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>>122554514
I'm a cazzie b idc
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>>122554514
>chookagian on a main card
why, fucking WHY
wmma fighters already have no killer instinct but this retarded bitch can't finish a fucking salad
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Goddamn, how did Big Gay Ray not finish that?
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>>122554347
>he doesn't get to watch the heems with his breakfast and start drinking at 9am
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gassed his arms out with a meme sub that wasn’t even in
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>>122554463
Blueberry Schaub for me
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>>122554565
That one is super rare. If you've got it, don't post it
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>>122554541
beer
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>>122554572
I'm the sole owner of the Blueberry Schaub.
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>>122554583
Obviously I have it too numbnuts.
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I plan on toppling the schaub with my own /heem/ currency
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>>122554594
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>>122554541
Water
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They release that Shadow Schaub yet?
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for me, its bumbleberry schaub
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>poofus sport
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>>122554541
That looks gross
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>>122554514
I can't watch another Chookagian fight bros...
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>>122554615
I hate rousey with a passion for convincing dana to unleash this hell on us so he can keep finding chicks to fulfill his varbie fetish
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problem heem?
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>>122554541
coffee
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>>122554634
rousey also introduced nick diaz to alcohol
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This fight fuckin sucks
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>>122554645
Here only problem that that she doesn't have bofa
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this is the main event lol
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>>122554674
reddit
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>>122554459
Back to drawing my manga
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Behold...
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>>122554663
women are such a meme, she ruined what life he had by getting a guy who clearly has mental issues in his life and giving him a destructive outlet for it in a bottle.
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>>122554541
Irish cream. Bailey's and Molly's.
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>>122554680
>he thinks deez nuts is some kind of new invention
>doesn't even realize that Dr. Dre made a song called Deeez Nuuuts and released it on his seminal 1992 album The Chronic
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>>122554706
>he thinks deez nuts is some kind of new invention
i don't
>doesn't even realize that Dr. Dre made a song called Deeez Nuuuts and released it on his seminal 1992 album The Chronic
dr reddit? makes sense why you love him
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ALBA GU BRÀTH what a week boys
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Penisbros...
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1 dookie dollar is worth 5 schaubs of any denomination
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lmao Pettis is such a fucking can
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Why are bongs always going after Canadians on /heem/ when the best Canadian fighter already simulated the GOAT bong fighter?
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Anthony "showtime" Pettis bros...
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>>122554714
shavkat would do terrible things to him
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>>122554725
why does the derrivitative look more like a dookie dollar than the original >>122554698
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Dookies aren't worth jack shit. Not even gonna bother to save your faggot images
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>>122554731
they will literally never be able to get over pissbing's simulation
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>>122554716
If you don't like Dr. Dre you're a faggot or a woman. This explains why you're such an expert on Reddit!
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askar askar or askar askarov
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>>122554746
>frothing at the mouth to defend reddit rap
lel
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THE 1-5 in the PFL superstar Anthony "Blowtime" Pootis?
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Pereira's manager just tweeted this any hues can translate it for me?
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>>122554766
Hues speak Portuguese?
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>>122554765
Yeah, that one.
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anyone know anything about this Elvis Lebron fella?
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why do these retards keep pretending this is the real MSG lol
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>>122554766
>Makhachev wins in October and I win in November so that we can represent Islam in the UFC. Inshallah.
Pereira is supremely based
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market analysis incoming: the dookie dollars are a pump and dump scam, yeah sure you could have made bank if you bought in two (2) weeks ago but at this point the market is being manipulated by whales and the price action you are seeing is not organic. if you buy dooks you will be rekt. stick to the stable and reliable schaubchain investments. see you poorfag dookcels on the moon, if you ever make it (you won't).
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>>122554787
reddit bros.... they're taking over...
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>>122554766
Fake tweet
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how did the pettis fight end? missed the ending
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>>122554790
Solid analysis and nice Plum Schaub
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>>122554802
>how did the pettis fight end?
with a decision
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Man,Pettis shouldve moved camps way earlier on, he's stagnant hard for years.
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>>122554739
The brown dookie is more rare
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>>122554807
dang
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wadderwewatchan?
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>>122554832
lol
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>the average schaub holder in 2 months
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>>122554832
Lmao saved
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Love from Kazakhstan
I hate women so much it's unreal
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How was PFL? I missed it.
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>>122554832
fuck i missed the opportunity to call it a schaub schaub FUCK
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>>122554766
inshallah
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>>122554846
postlims still on bubba
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pls buy dookie dollars sirs
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Fart!
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>>122554766
Made me check, burger
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>>122554913
Islam is going to make him tap too
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>>122554176
*GOATs into your thread*
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>WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>I CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>SAVE ME
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>>122554970
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>>122554893
I miss prime cowboy
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are we watching poofl or something else?
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>>122555016
>he doesn't have 3D Schaub
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>>122555030
I saved it before you deleted it bap.
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The era of the schaub is over. The dookie is the superior choice.
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>implying i don't save every single schaub nft as soon as it's posted
reposting for my piracybros
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FUCK
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Fuck peepeefl, Real Brooklyn gangster al iaquinta is on commentary at LFA
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>>122555053
Delete that shit nigga, this is a rare schaub not to be posted willy nilly
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Why are you not happy, heem?
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>>122555062
suck it nerd
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>>122555082
woah a schaub schaub
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*invests in the dookie*
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Enough with the dookie shilling holy shit no one wants your garbage
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Behold, Baja Blast Schaub FIRST EDITION, before the color retcon.
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>>122555103
>the dookie to the schaub
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Wait Pettis already fought?
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>>122555113
Looks more like a Drywall Textured Schaub
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should I invest in dookies or schaubs
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>>122555144
schaubs are being printed at an unsustainable rate
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Invest in Islam.
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Why do YOU respect Schaub?
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>>122555139
popcorn roof schaub
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>>122555115
This is a pretty good Schaub, not always are there mistake Schaubs floating around. Interesting piece of history here
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>*herb dean cam*
>*camera looks down to his smartphone as he checks the live lines*
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>>122555206
lmao
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>>122555206
lel
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ADESANYA DIES NOV 12TH AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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how are we feeling SmilinChads? I think we can get another 8 fight contract extension if we win tomorrow night
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>>122555296
Feels good being a Company man chad
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Andrew Tate is the new Brendan Schaub
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My local Schaub broker just informed me that over half my Schaub collection could be counterfeits. I only purchased them from official /heem/ approved sources, where did I go wrong bros?
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>>122555317
am i inspiring you to step up your game
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>>122555348
That's the issue with schaubs, you just never know what you're getting with them. That's why I only purchase Islams
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You guys wanna see high school pictures of Sam Alvey?
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>>122555419
Not really
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>>122555433
k I'll keep them to myself
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>>122555348
you were warned
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>>122555449
Sounds good
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>>122555164
Worse investment than bitcoin
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This is bar none the worst gimmick that /heem/ has ever had.
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THE Liver King??
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>>122555465
>t. follows liver king
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>>122555474
big agree b, what happened to just posting pictures of schaubs retarded children
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These dudes fighting in slow motion lmao
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I stg if i see one more dookie dan posted here i’m going to permanently heem this small cat
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holy fuck is this guy juiced
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>>122555352
You will never inspire anyone. I made the first Schaub and I will make the last Schaub.
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>>122555498
who the fuck is this guy ?

usada is knocking on my door watching this
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legend like randy couture standing next to this roiding manlet instagramer with ab implants...
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>>122555501
but as a Schaubstrionic historian, i'm aware there seemed to be a shift in your creative process somewhere around the Pepe Schaub period
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>>122555493
*flushing noises*
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Chocolate Schaub
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>>122555475
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are the regional promos better than pfl tonight? i just want some heems lads
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>>122555567
I threw elbows and cut him open. He’s now laying in a pool of his own blood. This is your fault
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>>122555598
why are they all holding their hands like that?
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>>122555598
Wow. I should have known he was 4 feet tall.
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>>122555598
OH NO NO NO
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>>122555561
It went from Grape Schaub with pure purple, then Strawberry Schaub with both red and green, then Watermelon Schaub with an authentic watermelon stripe pattern, and the creative paradigm really shifted with Cosmic Schaub on August 2nd.
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what if jon jone actually takes a fight at heavyweight against stipe or someone and then they pull out last second and hamdy steps in as a replacement and beats the fuck out of jones
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>>122555611
(((Producers))) told them to
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>I'm getting money and championship belts, what's up?
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hamdy is a clear PnD
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>>122555611
prayer circle in solidarity for all the manlets around the world, life's rough for the little guy
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>>122555645
beautiful work my friend
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>>122555698
Delete this shit
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schaub when jamal walked into the barber shop
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>>122554541
screwdrivers
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>>122554541
Homemade kefir.
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>>122555737
I would if I could lol
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>>122555744
who is this in this picuture of this>
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are all these pfl fights cage humping ?
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>>122555775
my best friend nick
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>tfw too smart but not smart enough to be a genius
is being a midwit a fate worse than death?
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>>122555853
>tfw too smart but not smart enough to be a genius
this is how every cazzie retard views themself lol
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I don't even know whose fighting tomorrow... and I don't know if I care enough to check
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I literally hold every islam, dookie, and schaub.
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>>122555880
you hold these nuts in yo mouf lol
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>>122555868
are native brazillian tribal people oppressed by the brazillians? like they be cutting their forests down and generally fucking them over?
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anyone got the kino grasso foot pics
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>>122555889
stay poor
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>>122555880
that's how you get sepsis b
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>ice wars is back tomorrow
Yeah I’m thinking FUCK poofc
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islam posting is a glib facsimile of schaub posting
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>>122555880
You definitely dont have Blueberry Schaub
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That little jap guy is gonna die
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>Rage against the Machine
>in 2022
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n joe co os tsleing anout the mew isreal kfojt afsont ppotisn
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Schaub Islam v2 has been officially recalled and is being classified as a misprint, please destroy all copies you may or may not have.
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>>122556012
we dont speak dutch b
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name one islam win by ko
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and JUST LIKE THAT CANADA IS ADDED TO THE FILTERS!
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>>122556010
hey man those are danas boys
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>>122556074
bobby green
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>>122556074
tibau
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>>122556097
THE?
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>>122555067
beginning to think dana keeps sam on just for his own personal amusement seeing him get heemed over and over again
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>>122556076
oh no
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>>122555948
Wait what? Theres an ice wars? Do they fight in an actual rink? That'd be so based
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>>122556128
yeah its based lol
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>>122556171
Where do you watch this?! I gotta find it
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I can’t remember the last UFC card I’ve watched. Is the card tomorrow worth watching? I honestly kinda don’t care about mmgay anymore.
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>>122556128
>>122556171
mario is the goat
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>>122556186
no, mma sucks. go back
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>>122556186
wow heckin based are you going to invite us to discord now?
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>>122556179
it'll be streamed somewhere i'm sure
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why doesnt the ufc do wmma only events so we don't have to have wmma on every card
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or correction would you rather have:

1 card a month be entirely wmma but theres no wmma on the other cards or

what we have now
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>>122556186
I've having 5-6 friends over and we're all going to split beer and wings should be a good time.
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>>122556247
you know exactly why
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Witt vs Quinlan is off lol
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>>122556186
the card tomorrow is one of the worst this year.
the card next week is decent though.
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>>122556357
>Literal who vs literal who
oh no
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>the card tomorrow is one of the worst this year.
always true
>the card next week is decent though.
never true
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>>122556186
the card tomorrow is decent
the card next week is one of the worst this year though
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>the card next week is decent
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what did you have for dinner
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>>122556357
>rebooked for next weekend
Why?
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>>122556476
scrambled eggs and toast it's tawlf out here
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>>122555848
>>122555774
>>122555645
>>122555453
I'ma need you guys to keep posting those schaub/hooker/islams. Islam so far is my favorite. I believe in them
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>>122556521
dookies are now banned. The schaub syndicate got to the jannies
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>>122556474
Kino headliner, one sex wmma, and then literal whos all the way down
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>>122556532
Fuck yeah fuck dookie
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these niggas don't know about my rare ryan halls
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>>122556532
literally 1984
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Being a superior tomorrow user, these joke images fall flat.
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>>122556532
>schaub syndicate
You aren't allowed to mention the organization here. Consider deleting.
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>>122556474
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>>122556474
only bad fights are calvilo/nunes, jauregui/lucindo, benitez/ontiveros, and zalal/blackshear.

looks decent to me.
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Just cashed in all my dookies before the crash. See you nerds later
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>>122556474
Holy COAL
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>>122556521
I have it on good authority that the first Islam drop is now complete but the artist would like you to keep an eye out for future surprise drops
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not like this dookiebros...
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LFA Main event on now
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Abdulmanap, Moscow 1991
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>>122556710
Career ending fight in hindsight. Might not have made it if Dustin wasn’t coming off a surgery.
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>>122556721
wow this guy looks a lot like khabib
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>>122556721
Crazy to think that he’s only 25 here. Why did people in the past look so much older?
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jacked taiwanese bros do we win this
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>>122556753
they werent getting zeemed by all the chemicals and hormones that are in the food/water nowadays
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khabib killed his dad
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>>122556753
Cigarettes
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>>122556776
wouldnt the chemicals speed up the aging process not slow it
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>>122556753
Our food is contaminated with phytoestrogens, microplastics, onions, seed oils, BPAs, and corn
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>>122556768
no you do not
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i dont care if he loses tanaka is so fucking based, insta boyed
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>>122556474
>Shart vs Bruno Silva
Why they gotta do my boy like this?
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
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>>122556247
>The event loses money
>no one shows up, not even the corners
>women want to be paid like the men
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>>122556803
the chemicals turn us into babyface bitch soft twinks. fazza doesnt look old thats just how a man would naturally look
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>>122556904
.
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tanaka is a brainlet and fights like jordan leavit
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>>122556931
o rearry
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the macacos back is insane
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>abusing leg locks to advance position
god I hate bjj fags (oliviera excluded)
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>>122557021
>oliviera excluded
reddit
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>>122556807
>>122556776
>aging rapidly is le good
fuck you guys are dumb as hell
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TANAKA FUCKING BRAINLET
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FUCKING brainlet reatard
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We watching EVO heem?
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this guy literally has no brain.
nothing.
its just empty in his skull.
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Guess the fighter
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What you guys watching???
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>>122557054
michinori tanaka retarded faggot ass
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fuck. DK took down the lfa lines for some reason.
i wanted to bet on this favela dweller at + money.
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how many times do i have to say it
nips can't fight
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brap
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30-26 Tanaka but he'll get robbed
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bjj is such a fraud. The "20x world BJJ rimjob champion" can't get a sub
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beast of a main event
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>>122557062
Some Aimi Yoshikawa JAVs
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>>122557135
HECKIN SOVL AND KINORINO MAIN EVENT SOVLL
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>>122557169
>HECKIN SOVL AND KINORINO MAIN EVENT SOVLL
you when oliveira fights
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>>122556904
Needs more blood.
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>>122557161
Based
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>>122557054
Toilet or that bum off TuF
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>>122557186
Ok
This one is not funny
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>>122557186
Ok
This one is funny
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>>122557186
big brown schaub
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>>122557186
Wow dude, really taking it a step too far here.
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Brazilian native Alex Pereira DOES know BRAZILIAN jiu jitsu, RIGHT?
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>>122557207
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>>122557253
he's not brazillian native, he's native brazillian
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>>122557253
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So how many takedowns is this "Frozen Like Elsa" individual gonna go for?
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>>122557299
just one. Israel Chadesanya submits him in the first
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>>122557252
How so?
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i dont see any way creative lets israel drop the belt at msg, damages his brand too much even for a comeback story. i''ll be putting the farm on pissy by decision
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any fights on?
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>>122557328
unironically if jizzrag learns to wrestle his dick suckers will only say it made him a more complete fighter and that you're a cazzie who doesn't get it
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>>122557329
Combate global might be on
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>>122557356
Jizzy doesnt have fans anymore. Even reddit turned on him
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>>122557299
Izzybros... It can't end like this..
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>>122554761
>implying Dr. Dre isn't based as fuck
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>implying Dr. Dre isn't based as fuck
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I'll make him Frozen. Like Elsa.
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>>122557413
ALL OF THE SUDDEN DRE IS A G THANG
BUT ON HIS OLD ALBUM COVERS HE WAS A SHE THANG
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All music is reddit
Adesanya loses to pereira
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>>122556572
>>122556532
>>122556699
>>122556904
my fucking sides are in orbit

/heem/ is mostly aggro shitposting and then you have these
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Boba deez nuts lmao
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>>122557489
>>122557446
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Who wins out of Bobert vs Alex?
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>>122557525
bobby could wrestlefuck him all night but it only takes one from pereira to shatter his glass chin. 50/50 matchup
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>the 2 fighters who make /heem/ seethe the most are named Islam and Israel
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>>122554237
He won't do anything flashy because he knows he's getting knocked out
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>>122557356
>he doesn't get it
Holy Caz
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>>122557525
Robert wins easily, probably would be -400 or more
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>>122557315
Imagine the seethe
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no no no no schaubsistas this can't be happening..
https://youtu.be/AtMI2t8bX7Q
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>>122554207
The four men's prelim fights will be good. The TUF fights will be boring decisions and LHW mains have been dogshit in 2022 except for Jiri-Glover
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>>122554280
UFC needs to do him a favor and give him a guy 33 years or older who is outside the top 10. Tony looked solid vs chandler before getting his soul taken
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post heems
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>>122557525
bobby no chin gets fucked up
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Kinda gay how the UFC only care about stacking Abu Dhabi cards for those sweet oil bucks.
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>>122557525
bobby's only chance would be to wrestle and hold on for dear life
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>>122557618
Why is that gay?
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>>122557618
281 in new york will be stacked
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>>122557638
why didnt tony just move
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showtime kick was staged
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>>122557618
>>122557647
Yo mommas do be stacked af dem bitches thiccer than a mf
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>>122557655
he tried but chandler Happroached with rapid Aceleration
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has chandler gotten better since he's got to the ufc?
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>>122557585
beige said the last word on schaub dont care bout these nobodies opinions
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>>122557683
yea she struggles with her weight. i worry about her
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car chase thread on /pol/
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>>122557299
first time izzy shoots alex heems him with a knee
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>>122554336
>Neal
>guaranteed banger
even with luque fighting there are no guarantees with neal
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>>122557710
the apparition of schaub that appears in the hallways of a west LA mansion in the middle of the night to haunt boston and tiger after schaub kills himself due to worsening CTE
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>>122557638
Why didn’t Tony just kick him first?
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>>122554325
gotta be an official subscription service direct from ufc or from a massive sports information company thats about 20 seconds ahead of all broadcasts
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Juliana Miller is so gross yet weirdly hot at the same time
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police chase
https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/live/#x
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got a bonus at work today, going to spend it on ufc bets. what's the play gents
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>>122557783
>>122557721
based
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damn you guys are some losers
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>>122557791
cruz is an underdog against chito. bet the farm
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>>122557815
i want bets for tomorrow
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>>122557832
Hill luque parlay
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>>122557819
was at this card. based card until two shit title fights. munhoz knocking out garbrandt and walkers knee were the best parts
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>aris is clowning on Machida
"He's going to be drinking piss through a straw"
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You want to abolish all national enmity, do you not? You are striving for the complete solidarity of peoples, are you not? Know then, citizens, that all national strife will be abolished only when inequality and capitalism are abolished!

The ultimate aim of your striving must be—the triumph of socialism!

But who-will sweep the disgusting tsarist regime from the face of the earth, who will rid you of pogroms?—The proletariat, led by Social-Democracy.

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Rally Under the Red-Flag, Citizens!

Down With the Tsarist Autocracy!

Long Live the Democratic Republic!

Down With Capitalism!

Long Live Socialism!

Long Live the Red Flag!
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>>122557890
Holy based
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>>122557902
Imagine if he does this to jizzy
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>>122557819
Sucks Walker will never be fun again.
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>>122557914
Chimaev will gas in the 4th and get choked by Nate. Cap this.
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>>122557791
Santos vs Hill round overs. Over 1.5, over 2.5, fight to start the 3rd: yes, fight to start the 4th: yes. Santos is an old man boring point fighter now.
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>>122557890
Cringe
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ohh hes illegally getting back on the on ramp
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>>122557959
bordent sleb
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>>122557708
>>122557638
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>>122557918
He's fun to watch get heemed
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>>122554541
the blood of those who insult Allah
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>>122558075
Does this delegitimize Jones ko over DC?
Let's be honest DC is Jones best "win". BUT Stipe did it to a DC that wasn't compromised by a weight cut AND Stipe didn't test positive for PEDs afterwards like Jones did.
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>>122558098
Strike to the back of the head.
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>>122558121
>test positive for PEDs afterwards like Jones did.
Jon is innocent
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>>122558121
DC was older and in far worse shape for the stipe fights, he was also coming off of back surgery, his back was so fucked he had to crawl up stairs
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its over
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OH SMACK BANG, AND ITS GOOD NIGHT IRENE
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>>122558191
Molly McCann > Luana Carolina > Loopy Godinez
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aleykum sallam my brothers
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Cant fucking sleep bros
I Keep thinking about Blueberry Schaub
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>>122555891
no such thing as tribal native brazillians, it's our fucking land now by blood right, fuck red indians.
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>>122558499
MashaAllah
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>>122558553
the hook that turned him into a fake one
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>>122558557
19.5% of you wouldn't appreciate that comment.
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>>122558620
>20% arabic
XDDDDD
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>>122558499
>Eagle FC contracts require you to convert to Islam
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>>122558499
lee 3.0 will become a ufc champ
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>>122558698
no, its just a popular thing for blacks to do these days
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>>122558721
>these days
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>>122554176
WTF?!?!?!?! Messixan women look like that?
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How good are the One Championship fighters actually? Obviously the One FC fighters are roidign way harder than UFC fighters so let's normalise for that.
How would Christian Lee (the faggot) do against Charles Oliveira? Lee seems to pass the eye test in terms of his skills.
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>>122558802
if u are not in the ufc you are not good
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>>122558759
no?
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>>122558812
What's the incentive to go to UFC? Only pride+fame. But other promotions pay better, so if money is at the front of a fighter's mind then they'll go elsewhere.
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>>122558842
so everyone outside the ufc is a fake materialistic bitch? checks out
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>>122558499
Cringe
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>>122558842
the only people that get paid better outside of ufc are ex ufc fighters
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>enters thread
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>>122558954
white shirt is a fake one
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>>122558954
who's the fat guy behind him? he looks familiar
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>Izzy will lose at 185 in mma this time!
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>>122559026
>>122559045
why did he attack him for no reason
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>>122559045
stabbing a guy to death over some cigarettes seems like it might backfire
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>>122554280
Is the guy in the webm crazy or just pretending?
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>>122559095
thats diego sanchez
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>>122559045
>>122559026
not the same without the sound
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>>122559058
You can see the reason in the video: he was getting robbed.
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>>122559128
>im dead
what was so funny?
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>>122557636
Cuz they aren't here.
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>>122559142
You know what? People get tired of thugs going into their store, threatening them, and stealing their shit.
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>>122559045
honestly
i think he's going to prison. knife in hand and turning around to backstab the guy like in tf2 is oof.
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>>122559185
>he says as he bows down to george floyd
where are the nation wide jewish funded protests for a 17 year old kid who got stabbed for no reason
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Oh we're still talking about this? We already did this like 12 hours ago.
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>>122559128
>i'm dead
wtf lmao zoomers can't even die without saying this shit?
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>>122559205
He got stabbed because he robbed a store.

What is the alternative? He just lets him go? Just lets his livelihood get taken away from him? If you want to live in a place with wealth, property, and prosperity, people cannot be robbing each other. Robbers aren't going to stop themselves. If people are not entitled to stop robbers, then you just don't get to live in a civilization.
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>>122559045
>accomplice just gone with the wind
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>noooo you cant just kill the robber!
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If you think robbers'lives are valuable you deserve to get robbed. Maybe get a fucking job and don't try to take people's livelihoods under threat of violence?
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>>122557708
honestly i think chandler is just of those eternal journeyman guys like dustbin or gaethje who can look incredible or dogshit on any given day
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>>122559242
the finn is right. store owner is just another psycho chud who fantasizes about murdering people. when he saw two weak ass zoomers walk into the store he was probably already getting horny. 20 to life for premeditated murder.
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>>122559271
>If you think robbers'lives are valuable you deserve to get robbed
kinda really good point here
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>>122559228
>sheeeeeesh you finna kill me on god over some cigarettes fr fr ngl kinda sus and mid af no cap definitely not bussin senpai
why did he choose these as his last words?
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>>122559288
kek
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Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock
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>>122559288
>*as he's ltierally fucking dying* dis ain't bussing at all ong yessir bruh u finna rlly no cap ong kill me?
RIP. He will be missed, definitely a valuable member of societe. Probably a future Nobel prize winner;
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>>122559128
Permaheeming thieves
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The fucking chad gook was even willing to let the guy take the money and casually asked for just the coins back. Has this dude lived in brazil or detroit or something? How is he so casual about a robbery lmao
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>>122554791
Good find. I was just thinking about UFC's freak injuries, what with Ortega and Aspinall happening.
Good reminder that even after a freak injury, you can come back stronger than ever and still become a Champ.
Damn. Makes me appreciate ol Olives even more.
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>>122559314
he was literally being robbed pic rel wdym
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>>122559329
>>122559329
>>122559329
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Wait, stop...this dude *sucks teeth* bruh dude stabbing me for real bruuh! Deadass sending my body into traumatic shock as we speak no cap.
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>>122555611
They had to do it to em
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>>122559282
>If you resist getting robbed you are a psycho
Insanity. So if someone defending their store is a psycho, what do you call a robber?
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If you accidentally walk behind the counter of the wrong store you run the very real danger of being repeatedly shot or stabbed until your most painful death.
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>>122559511
That wasn't an accident.
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>>122559511
Retard



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