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Your reigning, defending, undisputed by non schizos Superb Owl Champion QB

News:
LV: Josh Jacobs starts for Raiders in HOF game
DEN: Rookie TE Greg Dulcich to replace Tim Patrick?
PHI: A.J. Brown 'focal point' of Eagles' offense so far
BUF: McDermott: James Cook has 'opened some eyes'
NE: 'No-chance' plays 'notable' so far in Pats camp
NO: Saints take camp flier on 31-year-old Kiko Alonso
LAR: Stafford out of team drills for 'next week'
CLE: Goodell will not unilaterally rule in Watson case
PIT: Steelers activate S Minkah Fitzpatrick from NFI
ARZ: Cardinals rookie McBride dealing with balky back
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matthew stafford won a superbowl immediatley after leaving and after playing on the detroit lions for 11 years
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:)
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>kangz
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also Tom Brady's mom died KWAB
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It took the greatest running back of all time just to win a single playoff win in Detroit. No quarterback short of Brady could carry the Lions to another one.
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>>122552616
S if true
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>lolphins literally copied the 2014 jets draft almost perfectly
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Fantasy Football:
>>122530673
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>>122552623
Godff will.
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>>122552623
Lions are winning a playoff game this year.
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NINERS GOT SNEED
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>>122552616
F
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>The #Browns regular season win total is still hovering at OVER/UNDER 8.5 wins despite uncertainty surrounding Deshaun Watson… OVER 8.5 wins is -125 UNDER 8.5 wins is +105 (via @CircaSports) (H/T @BigKatSports)
hammer the under if Brissett is starting the whole season, he's atrocious
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>>122552633
because the refs swallowed the whistle for 58:13 seconds and then throw 3 flags in the last 1:47 ruining an otherwise pretty good superbowl
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>>122552704
>wahhh the refs did their job! It was all in favor of the rams at the end! Please ignore the touchdown that was taken off the board!
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>>122552770
>refs did their job
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>>122552770
Stafford was so clutch that when he needed to score a go ahead touchdown he did it twice but the reffies took it away first :(
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>>122552704
True. Rasm should've committed blatant OPI for the game-winner, instead of getting free first downs from the reffies. Much better optics for everyone.
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>>122552702
Under 8.5 wins is literally free money
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>>122552770
>refs did their job!
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>>122552778
Okay so which is it? They swallowed their whistles all night, or they overcalled shit? Fucking cope dude.
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>>122552778
looks like every single bucs snap i dont see the issue
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>refs did their job
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>>122552809
they call this a penalty but swallow their whistle on >>122552778 the very same play but the refs did their job
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>people don't see the issue with establishing a precedent of not calling nitpicky penalties for 99% of the game and then flipping it and calling everything in the last minute
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>>122552907
there's nothing nitpicky about >>122552822
so a make up call is warranted. Sorry.
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>>122552702
Nice
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>>122552939
>make up call
2 wrongs don't make a right
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bengals lost because they kept calling the same play to the same literally who player when it came down to the wire. blame your wigger npc qb
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>refs did their jobs
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>Browns have no QB for 6 starting games
peak Browning
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>>122552939
regardless of the fact the concept of makeup calls is stupid, giving a team a makeup call 14 minutes later with a minute left on the clock is completely fucking retarded
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jets will upset the ravens in week 1
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>>122552978
yeah the whistle should have never been blown
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>>122552616
F
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>>122552851
Okay, fine, let's follow that path then. False start, next play offsetting penalties, next play DPI, next play game winning TD
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>>122553019
Mike White starting?
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>>122553081
>rams are going to run the same exact play on 4th down and everything will work exactly the same
retard
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>>122553133
>love you long time
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>>122552978
>blow the whistle while the ball is possibly in play
>let it play out then blow the whistle, citing human error as the ref is unsure of what happened so all they need to do is simply look at instant replay
why are reffies (goodell) like this
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>>122553108
>False start expends a play
Well, I guess it's my fault for arguing with you to begin with since you're clearly baiting.
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We are back bros
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>>122553164
>rams are going to run the same exact play on 3rd and 13 that they ran on 1st and goal on the 4
retard
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STILL laughing at the Cowboys
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Josh time is here
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>>122553240
u gon b mad wen we git dat 6 dis yr bruh
WE
DEM
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My team is undefeated. Yours is not.
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Predict this season owl
>NO vs PIT
>NO wins
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Who /Steelers/ here
Who /Cowher Power/ here
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>>122553320
that's a very bold prediction
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>>122553218
Do you really think Stafford wouldn't have gotten it in? If you really think that then you're just seething.
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>>122553144
>and after review the score counted
never seen more blatant refball vs my raiders
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>>122553305
>counting preseason wins
Annual reminder the 2008 Lions won all their preseason games.
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>>122553342
its the truth anon
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>>122552611
we dem skins bros
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>>122552623
>thinking Goodell would do the Brady plan for the loins
kek
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>>122553343
he absolutely could have and i would have loved to see him do it
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>>122553320
I agree that people are sleeping on the Saints but the Stillers coming out of the AFC is certainly bold
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>>122553305
ackshually there are 31 undefeated teams right now
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>>122553441
But anon you don't understand Goodell suspended Brady when he tampered with evidence of an active NFL investigation so he clearly hates Tom Brady
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>>122553320
>predict
Most if it is already set in stone. The "by gawd he came out retirement and won it all!" storyline has already guaranteed 2020 levels of rigging for Brady again. The only question is what AFC team will get 45 holding calls against them in the SB. I'll go...Raiders
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Ravens are going to win the super bowl. Callais Campbell needs his sb ring to enter the hall of fame and the league will do everything for it to happen
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>>122553610
Lameme will never be a real QB
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>>122553625
I hate the niggermore Ravens but it's the truth, the NFL is gonna go all in helping the Ravens Winn it all this year
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>>122553636
ravens are already an established fanbase, they'll double down on la and rig it for the chargers
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>>122553636
LaShit Dumpson is getting turbo exposed this year. All of his off season training with his super special QB coaches will yield nothing. In fact, it will only drive home the point further that he will always be a throwlet and paying him would be a massive mistake.
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>>122553610
U post thi in every thread. He will make the HOF if he deserves it eventually and this is a team sport. Give it a rest
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9th anniversary /sp/ pick'em is officially open

As always, the password is: Rosepink (cap sensitive)

https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2022/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65
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>>122553503
But really why did he brick his phone bros
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My fucking toilet won't flush, bros
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>>122553763
had a plethora of dolphin porn
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>>122553804
Just push the handle down, its easy.
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>>122550525
Beat out means you win the job to begin with you dipshit, not replace someone 1/3rd through the season. Lawrence lost a spring QB battle to fucking Kelly Bryant.
Bama barely beat Georgia in the SEC title game, barely beat Oklahoma in the semi, and got destroyed by Clemson. Their best opponent before those was a pre Joe Brady era LSU offense, and ass to mouth university who was 5-4 at the time and gave up 30 points to Chad Morris lead Arkansas. Keep coping over sunshine being shit because you know nothing except what ESPN tells you.
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>>122552582
fucking blows my bills arent doing any alt helmets this season, josh looks great in the red helmet.
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Are the Saints a dark horse this year if they're healthy?
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>>122553904
Aints Gonna aint, new coach and no HoF qb means they probably won't do much
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>work has been absolutely miserable
>got to go to giants fan fest tonight and forget about everything for a while
I love football so much.
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>>122553904
They'll let Winston off the leash with no Kamara and he'll throw 30 picks.
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>>122553738
When the draft? I won't be able to join if it's at like 3am AEST on a Monday
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>>122553922
Oh fuck I forgot that Payton wasn't on the Aints anymore.
>>122553962
Payton not being on the team will probably play into that. That whole fucking tampering bullshit was ridiculous from the start.
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>>122553997
It's not a league, you pick the game winners every week.
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>>122553804
Just call your mom and have her come fix it
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>>122554046
Oh righto sounds good
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>>122553813
>Lawrence lost a spring QB battle to fucking Kelly Bryant.
That would have required him being at Clemson and not in high school in the spring, retard.
>Bama barely beat Oklahoma in the semi
Oklahoma never came closer than 11. You didn’t watch the game but surely you’re not too retarded to read a box score?
>and got destroyed by Clemson
You actually tried to use Trevor destroying Bama as proof Trevor sucks. You might have the lowest IQ on /nfl/.
>Their best opponent before those was a pre Joe Brady era LSU offense
#6 LSU.
>ass to mouth university
#16. And you forgot #25 Miss State.
>sunshine being shit
He is shit in the NFL, which is why it’s pathetic you have to make shit up to convince people if that.
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>>122553804
Serves you right for taking a fat steaming Dak.
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>>122553804
Don't you have some playbooks to go over, Mr. Patricia? Just hire a plumber. You can afford it
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>>122553904
my vikies. went 8-9 with terrible boomer coach, a few plays that could've made the team go 16-1 or 1-16
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>>122553804
So, unclog it then
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>>122553763
Why wouldn't you? Would you let your boss look through your entire phone for dubious reasons?
>>122554005
What tampering?
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>>122553904
Jameis will give you a heart attack all season but yes
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>>122553804
your septic tank is either full and need to call a company to suck out all that poop and toilet paper or just unclog is with a toilet plunger
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>>122553738
Is someone making the eliminator? It was funny seeing jffm get bounced in the first game
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Jutsin Jeforson :)
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>>122553804
Couple years ago I took a Cleveland Browns so hard it refused to even go down the pipe. It just sat there staring at me from the bowl. Had to break it down with an old hair brush. One of the lowest moments of my life frfr
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>>122554382
Will slowly come to despise the vikings.
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>>122554382
i think thats kj anon
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>>122554175
If Matt Patricia had a toilet full of shit that wouldn't flush he'd probably get rid of the perfectly good toilet and leave the shit, just like he did in Detroit.
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>>122553320
saints wont even have a positive record lol
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>>122554507
>This shit isn't flushing...It went down in my last toilet...maybe I need shit from that toilet?
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>>122553097
Mike white is fighting to even get a roster spot
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>>122554591
why not
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Dear god, /tv/ mods are even wprse than the eurotrannys here. I post a thread about Anne Heche getting drunk, crashing her car into a house and turning into the Human Torch, and I get banned for violating /tv/ rule 1
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to television shows, movies, actors/actresses, and filmmaking.
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>>122554507
>>122554597
Hey Bill, sorry I took those turds from you but I really needed them. Trey Flowers will really help loosen things up if you know what I mean.
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>this thread is shittier than the last one
Got the retard crew tonight
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>>122554758
based OP working the marks
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>>122554758
Wouldn't be complete without you.
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>>122553545
>season hasn't even started
>already coping and seething

although you're absolutely right, Brady wins another this year
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>>122554896
Ravens are winning this year sadly
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who are your fantasy football "must haves" for the year?
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>>122554931
James Cook, Davis Mills, Kadarious Toney
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>>122554210
>terrible boomer coach

Man, it wasn't that long ago Zimmer was winning playoff games with Case Keenum and we were memeing about how you can't flim flam the zim zam. It doesn't take long for it to all go to shit, does it?
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What super bowl match ups will never happen? Like you just could not see it happening in the next hundred years
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>>122554964
The game passed him by like a Japanese bullet train.
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>>122554964
He can quit with the honor that he outsmarted his contemporaries, and there’s not much you can really ask for in this world. Mike Zimmer is based and a defensive genius
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>>122554977
Raiders Redskins super bowl rematch
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>>122554977
Lions - Jaguars
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>>122554977
all sixteen involving the browns
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remember when you thought Mahomes was better than Rodgers?

what an embarrassing take, that mutt is going to look like a hollowed out husk having to throw to JuJu and MVS, meanwhile Aaron Rodgers WILL win his third straight MVP throwing to nobodies at his elderly age.
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>>122554977
Vikings/Bills
one of them would have to win and the universe couldn't withstand that.
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>He scored a 13 on his Wonderlic
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>>122554977
Peyton Manning vs Tom Brady
Joe Montana vs Tom Brady
Aaron Rodgers vs Tom Brady

Only because none of those guys will ever play in a superbowl again, except for Brady.
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>Brady grew up as a Los Angeles Lakers and Boston Celtics fan

lol wtf?
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>>122554977
Jets/colts can never happen again for the obvious reasons
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>>122554931
I usually have a tier list of guys I want and I have no clear cut sure fires this year
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>>122555148
Didn't Fitzpatrick get like a 49? It don't mean nothing if you ain't got that dawg
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>>122555154
Brady wont make the playoffs
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>>122555148
That's pretty good for a nog.
Pretty bad for a QB though. Funny they still pretend he isn't just a running back.
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>>122555177
48
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>>122554931
Daniel Carlson, Raiders Kicker
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>>122555283
That's only like twice the amount of teams that dumped him.
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>>122555148
>for the last time mister Jackson, please stop writing "I run the ball" in the exam booklet. This is a multiple choice test
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>>122555354
>Mister Jackson, again, this is a test. No one is ‘finna deal spades’.
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>...But den I had the bih grapsin and clawin at the prostate for a lil bit. Yuh B, you just lift them legs inna air and day get workin. Shits wildin on god
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>>122555207
Hasn’t he made the playoffs like, 22 times in a row now? How often do you think a 90% free throw shooter makes 22 in a row? It’s about 10% of the time. You’re retarded
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>>122555207
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>the best QB's in the NFC are literally 38 and 45 years old
what happened
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>>122555542
Rule changes
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>>122554896
Last year was way too close of a call, I told people to shut the fuck up and don't gloat until the game was over but they didn't fucking listen and almost jinxed it.
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>>122555574
only because of Cam Akers forgetting how to hold a football
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>>122553404
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>>122555542
Everybody keeps drafting meme qbs because AtHleTic quarterbacks are superior even though they keep losing to the oldfag pocket qbs for some weird reason
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>makes you seethe
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the Packers will be better without Davante Adams.

the Packers have two top 10 RBs.

Aaron Rodgers will win his 5th MVP.

that is all.
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>>122555678
Go to bed Aaron
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>>122555658
He looks like tranny Bruno Mars
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>>122555542
They have more playoff experience than the average starter has by over quadruple.
As soon as the rules made it illegal to touch the QB if he might get hurt, experience and technical expertise starting mattering more than pure athletic ability and youthful recovery.
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>>122555658
Ravens fans dabbed on him so hard when the Ravens shitstompped the chiefs last season. I thought he was going to kill himself
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Statistically Brady should play in an owl this year
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>>122553019
Ravens will win by 25 points and then harbaugh will say 9/11 was an inside job during the postgame interview
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>Skeup I'm tired. I'm so damn tired of how every outcry for justice comes at the Behest of some white people. Gay rights have succeeded for the fact they represent white men, women's rights have succeeded because they represent white women. But when is it our turn? After 500 hundred YEARS, a Black man can't even have the assured justice of Innocent until PROVEN guilty. How DARE this SUE L. ROBINSON call a man maintaining his own innocence a "lack of remorse" deserving of punishment. Do you know what a logic fallacy is, Skeup? You use them all the time against LeBron, so let me explain: using conditions that can only be true if your biased, or RACIST, opinion were correct to PROVE it is correct is a logic fallacy. It's called, uh, a no sekitar
Non sequitur, right, go on
>Non sekitar. It's as bulljive as one of the most OPENLY RACIST owners in sports and his team facing no recompense, after claiming they facilitated the rape of a bunch of white women by their star black player AS SOON as HE DECIDED he wanted off the plantation. You see what they do, Skeup? They bust out the same old play book as when we were in chains just to keep us down. AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL IT "SOCIAL JUSTICE"
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>>122555782
Based
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opinions????
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forgot pic
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Does it seem like a lot of NFL players have died recently? Vaxxies getting btfo at alarming levels if you ask me

>jeff gladney
>jaylon fergeson
>marion barber 3 the III
>dwayne haskins
>otis anderson
>vincent jackson
>demaryius thomas

I know Im forgetting a few, but you get the idea
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>>122555952
horribly optimistic for bad teams
horribly pessimistic for good teams
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>>122555973
can you please elaborate. also heres another one
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>"Peanut oil Skeeyup! They said the boi asked for peanut oil in his bootyhole! Now skeeyup you tell me, you lie down for them massages, ain't not one time, nehvuh, you gon ask the girl to put it in ya bootyhole skeeyup. Dis man done laid down, and told the girl 'I need it right chea in my bootyhole'. And what da league do skeeyup? Told da boi you out for 6 games. SIX GAYUMES SKEEYUP! You tellin me, I coulda been out dea axin dese here women to be up in my booty, and aint nobody gonna say nothin? What has dis world come to skeeyup."
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>>122555969
Vaxfags get the rope, but getting hit by trucks doesn't compute here
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>>122555941
Dan Campbell only has the locker room because no one is talented enough to realize he doesn't know what he's doing.
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>>122555727
QRD?
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>>122555403
Why does he wear the hat?
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>>122556134
Jackson Mahomes was being all obnoxious as he always is, then the Ravens had that turnover to seal the win and fans heckled him so bad he had a melt down and started flinging water on Ravens fans.
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>>122556161
Gives him a +2 Rape and yoga bonus.
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>>122553904
Smoke Monday out for the season
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Just wanted to say I have enjoyed discussing football with you all. I don't have much opportunity to talk NFL IRL so this is very cathartic for me without the gayness of reddit.

I will never know any of your names, but I just wanted to say thank you.
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>>122556161
No one care who he was until he put the oil up his ass
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>>122556017
MY TURN! I have just five words for you: Thomas. Edward. Patrick. Brady. JUNIOR!
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>>122556217
Talk to me about the Jags
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>>122556217
see we're not all retarded
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>Just wanted to say I have enjoyed discussing football with you all. I don't have much opportunity to talk NFL IRL so this is very cathartic for me without the gayness of reddit.
>I will never know any of your names, but I just wanted to say thank you.
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>>122556305
fuck you faggot
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>>122556305
No need for that m8.
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>>122556503
>Baltipoor
>Not a 3rd world jungle
laugh
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>>122556502
Ok, damnit. Im sorry. You are just too nice of a guy
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>>122555782
with what WR's?
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>>122556545
>hurr durr you need 4 all pro WRs to win games

This isnt Madden.
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>>122552582
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>>122556217
My name is Jason and my favorite Oasis song is Slide Away.
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>you need WRs to win the owl in madden
Kek
Lel
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>>122556569
and the jets are still a professional football team. the jets will be trying their best to shutdown both andrews and bateman, and the run game is what the ravens got.
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>>122556651
J U S T
JUST JUST JUST
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Just won my 37th straight Retro Bowl title with my Raiders :)
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>>122556707
Now what?
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>>122556707
Based
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>>122556651
>and the jets are still a professional football team

Debatable
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>>122556726
are they still in the NFL?
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>>122556707
I once won 20 owls straight with the raiders in madden before I got bored of it, the game completely crashes if you go over 256 points too
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HAPPY BABY
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
HAPPY BABY
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
HAPPY BABY
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
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Manlet tripfag raging manlet rage kek
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>>122555759
Here's your Super Bowl bro
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>>122556537
Np and The Sopranos is a great show.
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>>122556747
Which Madden?
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>>122556733
>AFC East

No
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>>122556818
Madden 15 on the ps3, but they all crash if you do the points thing, shitty ea programming at it's finest
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>>122556867
ahh I see
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>>122556712
I go for 38.
>>122556713
Thank you.
>>122556747
Unfortunate, but it do be like that, as the kids say.
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>>122556899
I want to one day face the raiders in the super bowl in Madden or any other nfl licensed game ( the old ones) as the Redskins and just watch the CPU Duke it out:)
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>>122556707
based, wish you could play d tho
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>>122556849
they're still in the NFL, therefore they're still a professional team. point is that the jets and ravens both got things to prove next season. one team gotta get back to the playoffs, the other has to prove they're worth it for a massive extension and won't get caught with the plague.
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This is finally the season for my Jetties.
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>>122555969
Damn I forgot Vincent Jackson died.
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>>122557008
if i got paid a dollar a game i would be a professional football player.
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>>122557265
Holy BASED
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Sex
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I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
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>>122554734
>it's real

Damn RIP in pieces. I enjoyed seeing her butthole in the Psycho remake
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>>122556867
Well, you shouldn't be able to score 256 points in an NFL game, but you also shouldn't be able to have 15 pick 6s by the same cornerback and that tends to happen too. Learning to play CB on defense and remembering like 4 routes destroys the computer, you can seriously take a rookie in franchise and have him break the career interception record by Thanksgiving weekend, even on higher difficulties as long as you can recognize a hitch, hitch n go and fade because you can trick the computer so easy by just hesitating for an instant.
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While this question is certainly risky, is there a reason that so many tight ends, or at least notable ones, are white? Obviously you see things like most of the greatest WRs being black, and the inverse is true for TEs. Yes, I am aware that Shannon Sharpe exists and he was a fucking beast.
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>>122557768
TEs are the most versatile position on Offense, therefor whites excel
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Will he ever win it all, bros? I feel like if the Bengals' o-line had been even a little bit better they could have beaten the Rams.

I hope he gets at least one Owl. I like him a lot, he's the only Zoomer quarterback who's even remotely fun to watch.
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OH NO BOSTON BROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
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>>122557886
this racist is still employed?
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>>122552616
F
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>>122554977
Bills/Seahawks
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>>122557857
>I feel like if the refs had been even a little bit better they could have beaten the Rams.
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>>122557742
Can you do this with older Madden's/non-madden football games?
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>>122557857
He'll milk the Bungles for all they're worth after his rookie contract is over. When he realizes that even he can't unbungle that shit franchise, he'll ring-chase in the NFC somewhere.
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>>122558608
Green Gay here we come!
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>>122555125
>the elite only have to bribe a few zebras in order to finally make the world burn
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Peanut oil
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Join my league MemeScoringLeague FuckJannies. 14/16 slots filled
https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/39612/invitation?key=8347399922344774&ikey=166f26dba98cf3ce&soc_src=app-sh&soc_trk=lnk
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>>122555403
Incredible post, I’m dying
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>>122556217
Well said and I agree.
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i just found out that my girlfriend (female mutt spic with an ass that wont quit) has been having sex with dogs going on ten years. apparently “girls night” is code for “get knotted by a yellow lab after getting drunk on box wine”
i should have suspected something was up much sooner since her gash is blasted to fuck to be perfectly honest i have completely checked out of this pissfuck world and i mainly fuck her in the ass.
she told me that id been sticking my cock in a dogdick hole in strict confidence and now im telling you, the group of internet racists who are the closest i have to friends
anyway go bungholes
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Must be real pookcific hours
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>>122556707
I did franchise mode in Madden 22 with my Raiders and my top receiver Ruggs helped me win the bowl...
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>>122557768
Maybe TEs are just White Basketball players
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>>122556217
Roman Holiday was not kino.
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>>122552616
F
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>>122552616
well, guess we know who's winning the owl this year. get your bets in now lads.
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What went wrong?
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>>122559944
racism
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>>122556707
the wizzle goes wooooooooooooooooo
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>>122559944
someone make an edit where the gatorade is replaced wit dat peanut oil
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>>122559233
why did you not smack her silly
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>>122556217
my name is payton cause my family was from Knoxville and wanted to name me after peyton manning but was too retarded to spell it right
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>yfw da bears win da superb owl
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>>122554931
gabriel davis, hardiman, allen lazard
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>>122555969
>>dwayne haskins
>got hit by a truck
>died of the vax
You're not even trying to hide your stupidity anymore, are you?
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>>122559944
Jimmy Haslam believed that he wasn't a self-aggrandizing idiot.
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>>122562289
It was a delivery truck that was carrying the vax
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>>122553019

>RBs injured
>Stanley on pup
>no wrs
>35 year old Justin Houston and Oweh as pass rush
>rookie centers first game
>Kyle bustilton in the middle of the field

Book it.
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What's their endgame?

Relocating to the UK?

London Jets?
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>>122563090
I know the owners were trying to buy that one club that was owned by the Russian guy and they stripped him of ownership. Honestly you guys can have the Jets, Jags, Texans and Colts.
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tfw you will never be as good a troll as skip
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>>122563637
DELET THIS
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>>122563637
heebie jeebies!
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>>122559233
big dogs gotta eat
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>>122563090
probably just more london games down the road.
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>>122563637
skeeeeeyup
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What's the point of playing games in London? The games are too early, the travel messes the players up, and the fans are disingenuous and ungrateful.
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Is there a free site that shows condensed and full games or do I have to shill out for Game Pass?
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>>122565280
>and the fans are disingenuous and ungrateful.

Not true
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>>122562289
He suffered cardiac arrest, that's why he wasn't able to avoid the truck.
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>>122557857
he's cucked dnc wigger. fuck him in the ear
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>>122555678
How would cheeseheads feel if Rodgers wins another mvp but chokes another playoff game?
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Deshaun Watson will defeat the NFL in federal court.
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>>122565280
They want to promote to Britbongs and make more money
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Rate my list
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The Bucs are literally the most advanced team in the league
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>>122567031
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>>122567031
>cuckshed
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>>122567080
you're the expert
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>>122567105
Well I am black, we do so send a lotta whiteys in there
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>>122567050
>rapid cooling of core body temperatures using cold air therapy
>it’s just an air conditioned shack
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Are the Bears the new Browns? By which I mean pathetic perpetual tanking team without a plan or long term outlook
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>>122567387
>another meme qb that is a bust
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>>122566879
Swap Titans and Raiders IMO
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>>122567188
>Werr I am brack, we do so send a rotta whiteys in thele
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>>122567387
didn't he throw two passes in that game?
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>>122565280
international games are kino. the Germany game is gonna be based
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>>122568118
Nigga please, I ain't a chink
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>>122567031
Or they just play in a swamp hell hole.
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>>122568492
>Nigga prease, I ain a chinku
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>>122568566
I can hear yo gold bag jigglin on yo neck, mcheimieburg
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>>122553305
>Preseason wins
Lol. Lmao even. Why is that Raiders fans always say this “undefeated” shit in the preseason/week 1?
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Lions are winning a playoffs game.
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i hate soccerfaggots
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>>122568621
>I can heal yo gord bag jiggrin on yo neck, mcheimiebulg
seriously though, nothing makes me laugh more than a pasty, chubby, white incel pretending to be black on 4channel lmao
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>>122568683
[Meinke] Dan Campbell said he went to the grocery store last night around 10 pm. Someone yelled, “Hey Coach, go get ‘em! Give ‘em hell!” Said he can’t go to a volleyball tour kent without getting mobbed for pictures and well-wishes. Needless to say, he feels the excitement building
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ONLY SEVEN MORE DAYS UNTIL YOUR 2022 WORLD CHAMPION CHICAGO BEARS TAKE THE FIELD AT LEGENDARY SOILDER FIELD

BEAR DOWN BROS BROTHERHOOD WE NEED TO SHOW UP AND SHINE

NAGY IS GONE AND EBERFLUS IS IN
ALONG SIDE STAR STUDDED QB JUSTIN FIELDS, WORKHORSE DAVID MONTGOMERY, A DUO OF TOP OF THE LINE WIDE RECIEVERS IN DARNELL MOONEY AND BYRON PRINGLE ACCOMPANIED BY ROOKIE VELUS JONES JR. BE SAFE OUT THERE AND ALWAYS REMEMBER TO #BEARDOWN
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>>122568821
Same, I also like playing up to my blackness in /vg/ using vocaroo, they hate blacks more than any other board not named /pol/
>also gave up on the you're an asian bit as I brought out the you're a jew bit
Hmm
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>>122568888
>Quads for this
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Bears are genuinely going 0-17. Their team is worse than last years lions.
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>>122568897
You're finishing behind the Lions retard
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>>122567387
Browns are still the Browns
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First Round
Seahawks - Bryce Young
Lions - C J Stroud
Commanders - Will Levis
Buccaneers - Anthony Richardson

Second Round
Panthers - Tyler Van Dyke
Colts - Devin Leary

Third Round
Texans - Spencer Rattler
Vikings - Hendon Hooker
Eagles - Grayson McCall
Ravens - Tanner McKee

Fourth Round
Falcons - D J Uiagalelei

Fifth Round
Jets - Cameron Ward
Giants - Brennan Armstrong
Saints - Phil Jurkovec
Raiders - Kedon Slovis
Titans - Jaren Hall
Chargers - J T Daniels

Sixth Round
Jaguars - Malik Cunningham
Patriots - Jake Haener
Cardinals - Cameron Rising
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duane brown is still in the NFL?
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What site has the best mock drafts I can play? I'm on adderall and bored
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>>122569178
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>>122569103
>Vikings - Hendon Hooker
why?
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>>122568683
I can't deny that the Lions play tough, far tougher than you'd expect out of a historically bad franchise with no current momentum, but they are still lacking talent in key areas. Their secondary isn't looking much better than last year, especially the LBs (although Julian Okwara has potential), so they will never be controlling the pace of the game. They'll need to control the game on the line. I don't know if Hutch and Paschal can carry that burden in their rookie years. Especially with Romeo Okwara coming off an achilles injury. On the offensive side, even with an o-line as good as they have, they still aren't running the ball as well as they should be. Swift isn't bad, by any stretch, but he just doesn't get rushing yards. Jamaal Williams should honestly get a few starts as the feature back, and leave Swift for obvious passing downs. Their passing offense has some major potential though. Even if St. Brown was just a flash in the pan, they have some legit talent with Jameson Williams, Chark, and some potential breakout starters like Raymond and Cephus. Shame that it's Goof throwing to them.
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>>122569210
Based
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>Tua launching multiple dragons literally everyday in camp.

I think that this legit might be /ouryear/ bros...
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>>122563090
The owner of the jets was trumps uk ambassador
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>>122569800
no
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>>122569840
we'll see week 8
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Y'all ain't ready for that Carolina smoke
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>>122570030
>do something right
>everyone is actually happy for a change
>get punished for it
christ rhule is a joke, that's such an important moment and you ruin it. dudes such a lame duck they need to just fire him and bring in an interim already, why wait until week 12
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Justin Tucker is the greatest kicker in NFL history and a top 10 player of all time.
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would you?
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>>122570122
hair grows back but BPD is forever
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>>122570030
>celebrating in practice
lmfao that's a 7 win team for sure
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>>122570112
>flagged for taunting
>do something right
kek retard
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>>122570030
>practice
>flagged for taunting
Do they really?
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>>122570122
would you?
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>>122570122
No. Bitch is FAT
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post nissan
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>>122570191
Teams have refs officiate during some practices to simulate real game action.
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I can't even remember who won the Super Bowl last year. I'm like this before every season. Anyone else?
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The Bengals WILL win the owl this year and would have won last year if the fix wasn't in
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>>122570190
>actually have a competent qb
>catch a td
>celebrate and get flagged
>dipshit of a OCD control freak coach makes everyone run as punishment thereby killing the moment
guys a dumbass and so are you
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>>122570204
Chances are you or someone you know came into contact with my semen while changing my sheets at a hotel. Your thoughts?
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>>122570121
there should be an /nfl/ draft for everyone in this pic
personally I would go with the 2nd row, 8th from the left, Mr Spider Neck tattoo. He looks like he'd be a good TE or linebacker.
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>>122570224
Weird request but okay
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>>122570224
post your car
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>>122570281
I was thinking more of the blood from your vaginas muenstral cycle staining the sheets instead of semen.
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>>122570350
why do you park it in your kitchen?
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>>122570350
>be coconutnigger
>drive shitty Altima on a 10 year loan

Many such cases
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>>122570277
Something tells me you were raped by your uncle.
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>>122570398
it's not rape if I enjoyed it
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>>122570385
Good goy. Buy an optioned out new car instead
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Fantasy Football when?
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>>122570527
Imagine financing a car. If you can't afford to buy a car w/cash, then you can't afford it
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headpats for the qb
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>>122570350
>post your car
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>>122570527
You buy a car with cash or a 4 year loan. Blacks and other low IQ minorities buy nissans because they are the only ones that lets you finance for 10 years.
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>>122568933
you're a little bitch lmao
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I need a gaming laptop, I basically live in and out of hotels moving around the country working on power plants. Should I wait forn he nextgen gpu's?
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>>122570204
I fucking knew you were white. Probably have a faggy british accent too.
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>>122571027
>gaming laptop
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>>122570350
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>>122571006
Look at this nigga covering up his rage with that desperate ass "lmao" baka
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>

Adam Jahns

@adamjahns
Bears WR N'Keal Harry left practice today with an apparent injury. He needed help off the field by teammates and trainers.

Bears keep taking Ls lmao
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>>122571071
Can't really carry a desktop around the country, and I'm trying not to spend my down time getting drunk at the bar.
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>>122571127
>Can't really carry a desktop around the country
Trust me you can.
You can make a small desktop that'll be better and more powerful than a gaming laptop.
It's a bit more to carry with you but it's better.
The gaming laptop will shit itself in mere months
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>>122571184
Nah I work out of a pickup with a dozen troglodytes, room to carry personal shit is minimal and shit would get broken.
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>>122570350
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>>122571231
Would be much easier to break a gaming laptop
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>>122571258
Been carrying the one I have around for years, just put it in it's case and slide it under the seat.
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>>122571280
but then where do you put your guns?
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>>122571258
>laptop is easier to break than a desktop pc, keyboard, mouse, and monitor in a moving truck with limited space
?
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>talking heads reacting to preseason games like they matter
cringe
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>>122571507
yess
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Feels so good to be apart of the Bear Down Bros Brotherhood. We finally have our franchise QB. I could cry!
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>>122571507
>Monitor
You literally wouldn't need a monitor though.
If you're staying at a hotel they'll have a TV or monitor that you can use.
Not to mention if he's gaming he isn't using the shitty laptops trackpad, he's bringing a fuckin mouse anyways.
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>>122571540
>I could cry
watch Bears games this season then
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>>122571556
Most of the hotels we stay in have 30 year old tvs or none at all, rarely do they have HDMI ports, and we share rooms.
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>>122571556
Mouse fits into the laptop case.
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>>122571540
>win as much as we do
Win what, 3 games? Was he even responsible for a win last season?
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>>122571516
>media talks about thing they get paid to talk about
holy fuck!!!!!
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>>122571540
Fields is not very good. Get off social media u faggot
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>>122571614
Damn sounds like shitty hotels.
yeah if that's the case than go for a laptop.
I'd suggest getting a used gaming laptop over anything some methhead is trying to sell for $$$$ on marketplace or something that's 1/5th the value and basically new anyways.
They're always a scam for their price, and the hardware dies fast from use.
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>>122571686
Eh I bought the one I have in 2016, it's been chugging along pretty well until recently, fans are shitting out.
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>>122571740
performance wise it'll never match the price.
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What type of games is the laptop fag trying to play? If you're just emulating games you should be fine with any shitty laptop of Amazon.
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>>122571763
Yeah I know that, but having something I can take on the road with me is it's purpose. I have a desktop at home, but I'm rarely there.
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>Bustin Folds
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>>122571795
Right now red dead redemption 2, but football is coming up and I like to stream games for my guys. They hate watching the Cowboys play which seems to be the only game on at the bars every sunday.
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So glad Packers had family night practice yesterday instead of holding practice today like the Bears. It's the hottest, humid day of the year.
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>>122571882
>tfw only 71 degrees today
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>>122571540
*proceeds to go 0-17*
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Bear down brotherhood bros it's might not be happening this season. I might have overestimated seeing highlight plays on Twitter.
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I wonder what I was watching last night because some asian cutie playing the drums is spamming my youtube feed.
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>>122571934
Literally the perfect temp
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>>122572093
>quarterback who has played 30 games is further ahead than quarterback who played 12
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Russel Gage finna bouta have a break out season
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>>122572093
>look like a regular turd instead of an industrial pile of manure
low bar to clear huh
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Just realized the top 5 receivers in the NFL right now isnt really that debatable

In no particular order: Kupp, Chase, Hill, Jefferson, Adams
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>yfw the bears miss the playoffs
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Stafford is done. lmao lambs.
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>>122572426
Jimmy G sweepstakes heating up
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>>122571800
Get a small desktop and a mobile monitor
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>Giants 5th round rookie G Marcus McKethan suffered an ACL injury and is out for the season.

First 2022 draft pick casualty of the season I think. No surprise it came from the Giants O-Line.
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>>122572374
Do the Favre Vikings beat the Colts in that Owl? I think it's a tossup
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>>122568683
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>>122572564
lol no, I need a laptop in the field.
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>>122572093
Bears have literally nothing on that team.
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>>122572619
not guaranteed, but they absolutely have a chance.
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>>122572630
Goddamn time travelers spoiling the season again
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>>122571540
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>Redskins had a chance to change their name to the Mantis, chose some faggot name instead
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>>122572574
Bless the knees..
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>>122572773
Female mantis eat the male after mating, that would make incel watson defenders seethe
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>>122572773
the plural of mantis is mantises
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how do euros pick a team
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>>122572857
Use a random number generator for 1-32 and pick from there
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>>122572773
the mantis toboggans
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>>122572857
Just pick the Vikings like every other swede
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>>122572773
>MANtis
We need to get rid of these misogynistic names
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>>122572857
just follow the league in general for a while and eventually you'll gravitate towards certain teams
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>>122572574
John Mara doesn't see anything wrong with the literal carpet the Giants play on because he's too cheap to fix the turf.

The Giants have been the most injured team in the league since 2009, the Maras wonder why.
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>>122572773
Best bug, have one protecting my garden.
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>>122572857
pick a team that makes people seethe like the cowboys or browns
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>first time hearing Todd Bowles speak
Doesn't sound like a nigger, I'm shocked.
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>>122573013
kek he's a black redneck
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>>122572934
The Giants were the most injured team in the entire league last year. Catastrophic level of injuries at EVERY SINGLE POSITION ON THE ROSTER. And yet John Mara doesn't think the playing surface is a problem even though almost all visiting teams say the MetLife playing surface is one of the worst in the league.

It's as bad as the old Vet turf was. They might as well just play in the parking lot because it gives about as much.
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>>122573050
So was Jerry Rice.
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>>122572773
she cute.
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Several ugly black women looked at me in lust & repeatedly said the word chubby. I need an explanation
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Whats your favorite nfl intro music? For me its the NFL CBS theme
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>>122573137
They like that, though
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>>122573081
They'll finish last in the division but will scape meme wins against the Packers, Bills, and Patriots
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>>122573140
Madden 64 intro theme.
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>>122573137
FAT
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>>122573173
Women like fat guys now?
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>>122573140
the that goes

bu da da da da da (noise)
bu da da da da da (noise)
BUH DA DA DA
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>>122573155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhc1sMbw3DY
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>>122573203
I'm jacked btw.
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>>122573173
Calm down Jim Rome
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>>122573203
Women like a dad bod.
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>>122573203
They don't have much choice in the US
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>>122573249
So don't cut? I'm on the verge of becoming
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>>122573140
fox with the robot
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Damn, I feel bad for Stafford. Finally get on a good team and your body falls apart.
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>>122573249
Fat slobs co-opting the term "dad bod" really annoys me for some reason
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>>122573310
He should get on that TB12
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>>122573310
Nothing a little HGH can't help with
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>>122573203
Some of them do.

Watch out if you get a girl who REALLY likes fat guys. She'll feed you like livestock. You'll get huge in no time.
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>>122573366
haha that would be awful
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Brooke Kirchhofer
@brookechesney
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2h
Kiko Alonso has retired, per source.

The #Saints brought him in for one training camp practice, after playing the 2019 season in New Orleans. He’s decided to hang it up after 6 seasons in the #NFL
@WWLTV

AHH cuban legend
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>no more Buck and Aikmen
This season is shaping up to be kino
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>>122573399
Ah...no more cowboys dick sucking games
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>>122573423
>dick sucking

Aikman despises the current Cowboys.
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>>122573423
Still gonna have Collinsworth deepthroating Mahomes when the choofs aren't even playing.
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& when I say ugly... I feel bad for that. They were attractive. I just like black girls that look like Taylor swift
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>>122573491
I don't like asians, and asian girls come at me like flies on shit.
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>>122573423
Romo is still commentating
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>>122573551
Romo shits on Dak like he lurks here.
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>>122573573
He still sucks Cowboys Cock
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>>122573491
I once had a black ballerina. No joke. She's a lawyer now. I really blew that one. Too too jealous.
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Nfl seems like it'll be boring this year apart from the AFCW.
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>>122573444
kek yeah. you could really hear a tone shift from him throughout the 2019 season. especially, if I remember right, the Bills and the Bears games.
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>>122573551
He doesn't get many Cowboys games, they reserved those for Buck-Aikmen 'America's Game of the Week' on FOX.
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>>122573310
Already won a SB, so who cares.
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I swear if this team could just get a real QB they'd be looking pretty good.
Why are they even messing around with Wentz? Might as well tryout random rookies.
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>>122573631
>win super bowl
>opposing teams fans still outnumber your own teams fans at a home game
PAN TO THE HOLLYWOOD CELEB THAT IS IN ATTENDANCE SEE HOW COOL THE RAMS ARE PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES
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The tragic downfall of Bill Belicheck.

I love you, Tom.
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>>122573310
i don't
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>>122573657
I truly think Wentz will do well
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Im going to say something controversial.

Joe Buck isnt that bad. Hes gotten better and him on manningcast last year was probably the best guest of them all. Its just a mainstream take like saying Nickelback is awful when there are much worse bands like Creed (everyone espn has had doing mnf since gruden and tirico, the literal who announcers for non primetime games on cbs, etc)
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>>122573696
Bro even the defense has to give him advice in camp, and he still doesn't follow it
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>Russell Gage getting ridiculous hype
Alright I'm gonna fall for it even though that I know better than to listen training camp bullshit.
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>>122573399
They're the new MNF crew
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>>122573711
People were taking that out of context
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxlATj8RGl0yVCfgduriUCTZ7GSF15OkoT
this is the actual clip, he gained 3 yards on that run out of bounds
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>>122573704
he's been good for longer than he was bad at this point
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>>122573704
Stopped reading at
>Joe Buck isnt that bad
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>>122573736
Doesn't change the fact that he's a perennial heroballer.
He'd rather attempt some meme left-handed pass than just get down for a safe play.
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>>122573770
He only did that twice on the Colts which was retarded regardless.
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Some 50 year old lady was giving me head outside of the bar, and her husband beat me up. I got the shit kicked out of me.
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>>122573823
Proof?
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>>122573823
That's their kink.
You just played a part in someone's foreplay.
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>>122573828
My face is swollen like deshaun watsons asshole after a peanut oil massage.
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>>122573850
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>>122573704
Collinsworth has gotta be the worst at this point
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>>122573948
collinsworth talked about himself all throughout the jags raiders game
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>>122573948
Howard Cosell was the only one that could pull off being drunk in the booth, I don't know why they let Collinsworth slur stupid shit.
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https://youtu.be/PxkOG-WeLVo
Kevin Harlan calling both games is still the best and most memorable call I've heard in the last decade.
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Kenny Albert is underrated, he should be promoted to do primetime NFL games.
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It's deeply unfair that some of the league's best receivers are stuck with shit QBs
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>>122574006
>you can use emoticons in URLs
Why hasn't this been exploited yet?
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>>122574048
I would honestly rather start Howell than Wentz
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I miss when announcers would sneak in references to gambling without mentioning it.

>oh this games a blowout, but theres probably still a few people interested in this drive.
>its a high scoring game, probably more high scoring than some might have thought
>and they score at the last second, doesnt just change the outcome but alot of people were interested in that.
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>>122574038
yes, him and tirico
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>>122574038
this tbqh. he has done pretty good job at baseball and hockey play by play too.
just a shame that he's always paired with Vilma. fuck Jonathan Vilma.
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>>122573743
I only liked Joe Buck on Brockmire and that's because he was just playing a douche nozzle, which he is.
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>>122574206
he was terrific in it. that whole first season is by far one of the best comedies I've seen in years
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>>122574263
Loved the 3rd season too with JK Simmons.
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>>122573988
They did a mobie about Howard Cosell that was pretty good.
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>>122574519
Monday Night Mayhem
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>>122574519
SJW dolphins fans cancelled him in the 70's kek
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>go to youtube
>first video that comes up is "spare us about the moral lectures about deshaun watson" from the dawg pound browns fan podcast
kek keep seething.
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>>122570375
>kitchen
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>Kareem Hunt refuses to play unless given a contract extension
Hahahahaha Browns are falling apart.
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>>122574519
Cosell announcing Lennon's death on MNF is pure kino
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>>122574738
He realized Deshaun might not be playing this year so he wants his shit
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>>122574738
Good for Kareem hunt. He deserves a bag from somebody last time the browns signed him to a yr extension.
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>>122574738
Kareem deserves it.
Chubb should also try to bleed the Browns, but he's probably too loyal to do so.
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DANIEL JONES JUST FUMBLED THE BALL AGAIN!
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Am I the only one on this board who's actually played organized tackle football before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this thread are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical /nfl/ poster. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol
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>>122574939
are you also the guy that the USFL rejected
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>>122574939
I played from 8 years old until I broke my arm in college.
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>>122554977
Brees vs Brady. Thanks refs for that nocall.
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>>122574961
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>>122574939
sent :)
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>>122574738
Hunt SHOULD get his bag. FUCK the chiefs for screwing that dude over. He cooperated fully with the leagues investigation, suspended for LITERALLY NOTHING and still got cut by that fat sack of shit Reid who let's all his players juice up and chimp on the field.

Now the league is doing the same to watson. No evidence whatsoever and coincidentally none of this came out until MULTIPLE reports about the corruption of the texans org was released and watson told them to get fucked.
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Not looking good for Stafford
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>>122574961
>missed out on Brady vs Brees, Rodgers, and Favre
kill all refs
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>>122575059
have sex
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Ralph 'KaratebKid' Macchio does a NFL youtube channel called Speak Plainly Sports and he has surprisingly good takes when he isn't sucking off Tom Brady.
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>>122575159
sucking off Tom Brady is low risk high reward
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>>122575059
>Screwing the league over
Kareem hunt lied about 4 multiple different situations to the Chiefs and the severity of what happened during the situations. This isn't just the woman scenario, but multiple different bar fights during the season.
The Chiefs are willing to work with players that have incidents as long as the player is upfront and honest about what's happened so the team isn't blindsided in any way.
Tyreek Hill cooperated with the team during the scandal with the airport recording and didn't get cut because at no point during the investigation were the Chiefs blindsided about anything with any of the players.
With Kareem Hunt it was different and he lied directly to the team about the incidents that happened. You need to trust the players in your organization first and foremost.
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>>122575264
New
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>>122574961
2023 SB Dolphins vs Saints (Jameis gets injured in the NFCCG and the Saints bring back Brees from retirement)
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>>122574939
I mean, I never played football in school, but I can say I worked at the oracle arena for a minute.



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