Your reigning, defending, undisputed by non schizos Superb Owl Champion QBNews:LV: Josh Jacobs starts for Raiders in HOF gameDEN: Rookie TE Greg Dulcich to replace Tim Patrick?PHI: A.J. Brown 'focal point' of Eagles' offense so farBUF: McDermott: James Cook has 'opened some eyes'NE: 'No-chance' plays 'notable' so far in Pats campNO: Saints take camp flier on 31-year-old Kiko AlonsoLAR: Stafford out of team drills for 'next week'CLE: Goodell will not unilaterally rule in Watson casePIT: Steelers activate S Minkah Fitzpatrick from NFIARZ: Cardinals rookie McBride dealing with balky back
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matthew stafford won a superbowl immediatley after leaving and after playing on the detroit lions for 11 years
:)
>kangz
also Tom Brady's mom died KWAB
It took the greatest running back of all time just to win a single playoff win in Detroit. No quarterback short of Brady could carry the Lions to another one.
>>122552616S if true
>lolphins literally copied the 2014 jets draft almost perfectly
Fantasy Football:>>122530673
>>122552623Godff will.
>>122552623Lions are winning a playoff game this year.
NINERS GOT SNEED
>>122552616F
>The #Browns regular season win total is still hovering at OVER/UNDER 8.5 wins despite uncertainty surrounding Deshaun Watson… OVER 8.5 wins is -125 UNDER 8.5 wins is +105 (via @CircaSports) (H/T @BigKatSports)hammer the under if Brissett is starting the whole season, he's atrocious
>>122552633because the refs swallowed the whistle for 58:13 seconds and then throw 3 flags in the last 1:47 ruining an otherwise pretty good superbowl
>>122552704>wahhh the refs did their job! It was all in favor of the rams at the end! Please ignore the touchdown that was taken off the board!
>>122552770>refs did their job
>>122552770Stafford was so clutch that when he needed to score a go ahead touchdown he did it twice but the reffies took it away first :(
>>122552704True. Rasm should've committed blatant OPI for the game-winner, instead of getting free first downs from the reffies. Much better optics for everyone.
>>122552702Under 8.5 wins is literally free money
>>122552770>refs did their job!
>>122552778Okay so which is it? They swallowed their whistles all night, or they overcalled shit? Fucking cope dude.
>>122552778looks like every single bucs snap i dont see the issue
>refs did their job
>>122552809they call this a penalty but swallow their whistle on >>122552778 the very same play but the refs did their job
>people don't see the issue with establishing a precedent of not calling nitpicky penalties for 99% of the game and then flipping it and calling everything in the last minute
>>122552907there's nothing nitpicky about >>122552822so a make up call is warranted. Sorry.
>>122552702Nice
>>122552939>make up call2 wrongs don't make a right
bengals lost because they kept calling the same play to the same literally who player when it came down to the wire. blame your wigger npc qb
>refs did their jobs
>Browns have no QB for 6 starting gamespeak Browning
>>122552939regardless of the fact the concept of makeup calls is stupid, giving a team a makeup call 14 minutes later with a minute left on the clock is completely fucking retarded
jets will upset the ravens in week 1
>>122552978yeah the whistle should have never been blown
>>122552851Okay, fine, let's follow that path then. False start, next play offsetting penalties, next play DPI, next play game winning TD
>>122553019Mike White starting?
>>122553081>rams are going to run the same exact play on 4th down and everything will work exactly the sameretard
>>122553133>love you long time
>>122552978>blow the whistle while the ball is possibly in play>let it play out then blow the whistle, citing human error as the ref is unsure of what happened so all they need to do is simply look at instant replaywhy are reffies (goodell) like this
>>122553108>False start expends a playWell, I guess it's my fault for arguing with you to begin with since you're clearly baiting.
We are back bros
>>122553164>rams are going to run the same exact play on 3rd and 13 that they ran on 1st and goal on the 4retard
STILL laughing at the Cowboys
Josh time is here
>>122553240u gon b mad wen we git dat 6 dis yr bruhWEDEMSOYZ
My team is undefeated. Yours is not.
Predict this season owl>NO vs PIT>NO wins
Who /Steelers/ here Who /Cowher Power/ here
>>122553320that's a very bold prediction
>>122553218Do you really think Stafford wouldn't have gotten it in? If you really think that then you're just seething.
>>122553144>and after review the score countednever seen more blatant refball vs my raiders
>>122553305>counting preseason winsAnnual reminder the 2008 Lions won all their preseason games.
>>122553342its the truth anon
>>122552611we dem skins bros
>>122552623>thinking Goodell would do the Brady plan for the loinskek
>>122553343he absolutely could have and i would have loved to see him do it
>>122553320I agree that people are sleeping on the Saints but the Stillers coming out of the AFC is certainly bold
>>122553305ackshually there are 31 undefeated teams right now
>>122553441But anon you don't understand Goodell suspended Brady when he tampered with evidence of an active NFL investigation so he clearly hates Tom Brady
>>122553320>predictMost if it is already set in stone. The "by gawd he came out retirement and won it all!" storyline has already guaranteed 2020 levels of rigging for Brady again. The only question is what AFC team will get 45 holding calls against them in the SB. I'll go...Raiders
Ravens are going to win the super bowl. Callais Campbell needs his sb ring to enter the hall of fame and the league will do everything for it to happen
>>122553610Lameme will never be a real QB
>>122553625I hate the niggermore Ravens but it's the truth, the NFL is gonna go all in helping the Ravens Winn it all this year
>>122553636ravens are already an established fanbase, they'll double down on la and rig it for the chargers
>>122553636LaShit Dumpson is getting turbo exposed this year. All of his off season training with his super special QB coaches will yield nothing. In fact, it will only drive home the point further that he will always be a throwlet and paying him would be a massive mistake.
>>122553610U post thi in every thread. He will make the HOF if he deserves it eventually and this is a team sport. Give it a rest
9th anniversary /sp/ pick'em is officially openAs always, the password is: Rosepink (cap sensitive)https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2022/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65
>>122553503But really why did he brick his phone bros
My fucking toilet won't flush, bros
>>122553763had a plethora of dolphin porn
>>122553804Just push the handle down, its easy.
>>122550525Beat out means you win the job to begin with you dipshit, not replace someone 1/3rd through the season. Lawrence lost a spring QB battle to fucking Kelly Bryant.Bama barely beat Georgia in the SEC title game, barely beat Oklahoma in the semi, and got destroyed by Clemson. Their best opponent before those was a pre Joe Brady era LSU offense, and ass to mouth university who was 5-4 at the time and gave up 30 points to Chad Morris lead Arkansas. Keep coping over sunshine being shit because you know nothing except what ESPN tells you.
>>122552582fucking blows my bills arent doing any alt helmets this season, josh looks great in the red helmet.
Are the Saints a dark horse this year if they're healthy?
>>122553904Aints Gonna aint, new coach and no HoF qb means they probably won't do much
>work has been absolutely miserable>got to go to giants fan fest tonight and forget about everything for a whileI love football so much.
>>122553904They'll let Winston off the leash with no Kamara and he'll throw 30 picks.
>>122553738When the draft? I won't be able to join if it's at like 3am AEST on a Monday
>>122553922Oh fuck I forgot that Payton wasn't on the Aints anymore. >>122553962Payton not being on the team will probably play into that. That whole fucking tampering bullshit was ridiculous from the start.
>>122553997It's not a league, you pick the game winners every week.
>>122553804Just call your mom and have her come fix it
>>122554046Oh righto sounds good
>>122553813>Lawrence lost a spring QB battle to fucking Kelly Bryant.That would have required him being at Clemson and not in high school in the spring, retard.>Bama barely beat Oklahoma in the semiOklahoma never came closer than 11. You didn’t watch the game but surely you’re not too retarded to read a box score?>and got destroyed by ClemsonYou actually tried to use Trevor destroying Bama as proof Trevor sucks. You might have the lowest IQ on /nfl/.>Their best opponent before those was a pre Joe Brady era LSU offense#6 LSU.>ass to mouth university#16. And you forgot #25 Miss State.>sunshine being shitHe is shit in the NFL, which is why it’s pathetic you have to make shit up to convince people if that.
>>122553804Serves you right for taking a fat steaming Dak.
>>122553804Don't you have some playbooks to go over, Mr. Patricia? Just hire a plumber. You can afford it
>>122553904my vikies. went 8-9 with terrible boomer coach, a few plays that could've made the team go 16-1 or 1-16
>>122553804So, unclog it then
>>122553763Why wouldn't you? Would you let your boss look through your entire phone for dubious reasons?>>122554005What tampering?
>>122553904Jameis will give you a heart attack all season but yes
>>122553804your septic tank is either full and need to call a company to suck out all that poop and toilet paper or just unclog is with a toilet plunger
>>122553738Is someone making the eliminator? It was funny seeing jffm get bounced in the first game
Jutsin Jeforson :)
>>122553804Couple years ago I took a Cleveland Browns so hard it refused to even go down the pipe. It just sat there staring at me from the bowl. Had to break it down with an old hair brush. One of the lowest moments of my life frfr
>>122554382Will slowly come to despise the vikings.
>>122554382i think thats kj anon
>>122554175If Matt Patricia had a toilet full of shit that wouldn't flush he'd probably get rid of the perfectly good toilet and leave the shit, just like he did in Detroit.
>>122553320saints wont even have a positive record lol
>>122554507>This shit isn't flushing...It went down in my last toilet...maybe I need shit from that toilet?
>>122553097Mike white is fighting to even get a roster spot
>>122554591why not
Dear god, /tv/ mods are even wprse than the eurotrannys here. I post a thread about Anne Heche getting drunk, crashing her car into a house and turning into the Human Torch, and I get banned for violating /tv/ rule 1>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to television shows, movies, actors/actresses, and filmmaking.
>>122554507>>122554597Hey Bill, sorry I took those turds from you but I really needed them. Trey Flowers will really help loosen things up if you know what I mean.
>this thread is shittier than the last oneGot the retard crew tonight
>>122554758based OP working the marks
>>122554758Wouldn't be complete without you.
>>122553545>season hasn't even started>already coping and seethingalthough you're absolutely right, Brady wins another this year
>>122554896Ravens are winning this year sadly
who are your fantasy football "must haves" for the year?
>>122554931James Cook, Davis Mills, Kadarious Toney
>>122554210>terrible boomer coachMan, it wasn't that long ago Zimmer was winning playoff games with Case Keenum and we were memeing about how you can't flim flam the zim zam. It doesn't take long for it to all go to shit, does it?
What super bowl match ups will never happen? Like you just could not see it happening in the next hundred years
>>122554964The game passed him by like a Japanese bullet train.
>>122554964He can quit with the honor that he outsmarted his contemporaries, and there’s not much you can really ask for in this world. Mike Zimmer is based and a defensive genius
>>122554977Raiders Redskins super bowl rematch
>>122554977Lions - Jaguars
>>122554977all sixteen involving the browns
remember when you thought Mahomes was better than Rodgers?what an embarrassing take, that mutt is going to look like a hollowed out husk having to throw to JuJu and MVS, meanwhile Aaron Rodgers WILL win his third straight MVP throwing to nobodies at his elderly age.
>>122554977Vikings/Billsone of them would have to win and the universe couldn't withstand that.
>He scored a 13 on his Wonderlic
>>122554977Peyton Manning vs Tom BradyJoe Montana vs Tom BradyAaron Rodgers vs Tom BradyOnly because none of those guys will ever play in a superbowl again, except for Brady.
>Brady grew up as a Los Angeles Lakers and Boston Celtics fanlol wtf?
>>122554977Jets/colts can never happen again for the obvious reasons
>>122554931I usually have a tier list of guys I want and I have no clear cut sure fires this year
>>122555148Didn't Fitzpatrick get like a 49? It don't mean nothing if you ain't got that dawg
>>122555154Brady wont make the playoffs
>>122555148That's pretty good for a nog. Pretty bad for a QB though. Funny they still pretend he isn't just a running back.
>>12255517748
>>122554931Daniel Carlson, Raiders Kicker
>>122555283That's only like twice the amount of teams that dumped him.
>>122555148>for the last time mister Jackson, please stop writing "I run the ball" in the exam booklet. This is a multiple choice test
>>122555354>Mister Jackson, again, this is a test. No one is ‘finna deal spades’.
>...But den I had the bih grapsin and clawin at the prostate for a lil bit. Yuh B, you just lift them legs inna air and day get workin. Shits wildin on god
>>122555207Hasn’t he made the playoffs like, 22 times in a row now? How often do you think a 90% free throw shooter makes 22 in a row? It’s about 10% of the time. You’re retarded
>>122555207
>the best QB's in the NFC are literally 38 and 45 years oldwhat happened
>>122555542Rule changes
>>122554896Last year was way too close of a call, I told people to shut the fuck up and don't gloat until the game was over but they didn't fucking listen and almost jinxed it.
>>122555574only because of Cam Akers forgetting how to hold a football
>>122552611>>122553404
>>122555542Everybody keeps drafting meme qbs because AtHleTic quarterbacks are superior even though they keep losing to the oldfag pocket qbs for some weird reason
>makes you seethe
the Packers will be better without Davante Adams.the Packers have two top 10 RBs.Aaron Rodgers will win his 5th MVP.that is all.
>>122555678Go to bed Aaron
>>122555658He looks like tranny Bruno Mars
>>122555542They have more playoff experience than the average starter has by over quadruple. As soon as the rules made it illegal to touch the QB if he might get hurt, experience and technical expertise starting mattering more than pure athletic ability and youthful recovery.
>>122555658Ravens fans dabbed on him so hard when the Ravens shitstompped the chiefs last season. I thought he was going to kill himself
Statistically Brady should play in an owl this year
>>122553019Ravens will win by 25 points and then harbaugh will say 9/11 was an inside job during the postgame interview
>Skeup I'm tired. I'm so damn tired of how every outcry for justice comes at the Behest of some white people. Gay rights have succeeded for the fact they represent white men, women's rights have succeeded because they represent white women. But when is it our turn? After 500 hundred YEARS, a Black man can't even have the assured justice of Innocent until PROVEN guilty. How DARE this SUE L. ROBINSON call a man maintaining his own innocence a "lack of remorse" deserving of punishment. Do you know what a logic fallacy is, Skeup? You use them all the time against LeBron, so let me explain: using conditions that can only be true if your biased, or RACIST, opinion were correct to PROVE it is correct is a logic fallacy. It's called, uh, a no sekitar Non sequitur, right, go on >Non sekitar. It's as bulljive as one of the most OPENLY RACIST owners in sports and his team facing no recompense, after claiming they facilitated the rape of a bunch of white women by their star black player AS SOON as HE DECIDED he wanted off the plantation. You see what they do, Skeup? They bust out the same old play book as when we were in chains just to keep us down. AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL IT "SOCIAL JUSTICE"
>>122555782Based
opinions????
>>122555941forgot pic
Does it seem like a lot of NFL players have died recently? Vaxxies getting btfo at alarming levels if you ask me>jeff gladney>jaylon fergeson>marion barber 3 the III>dwayne haskins>otis anderson>vincent jackson>demaryius thomasI know Im forgetting a few, but you get the idea
>>122555952horribly optimistic for bad teamshorribly pessimistic for good teams
>>122555973can you please elaborate. also heres another one
>"Peanut oil Skeeyup! They said the boi asked for peanut oil in his bootyhole! Now skeeyup you tell me, you lie down for them massages, ain't not one time, nehvuh, you gon ask the girl to put it in ya bootyhole skeeyup. Dis man done laid down, and told the girl 'I need it right chea in my bootyhole'. And what da league do skeeyup? Told da boi you out for 6 games. SIX GAYUMES SKEEYUP! You tellin me, I coulda been out dea axin dese here women to be up in my booty, and aint nobody gonna say nothin? What has dis world come to skeeyup."
>>122555969Vaxfags get the rope, but getting hit by trucks doesn't compute here
>>122555941Dan Campbell only has the locker room because no one is talented enough to realize he doesn't know what he's doing.
>>122555727QRD?
>>122555403Why does he wear the hat?
>>122556134Jackson Mahomes was being all obnoxious as he always is, then the Ravens had that turnover to seal the win and fans heckled him so bad he had a melt down and started flinging water on Ravens fans.
>>122556161Gives him a +2 Rape and yoga bonus.
>>122553904Smoke Monday out for the season
Just wanted to say I have enjoyed discussing football with you all. I don't have much opportunity to talk NFL IRL so this is very cathartic for me without the gayness of reddit.I will never know any of your names, but I just wanted to say thank you.
>>122556161No one care who he was until he put the oil up his ass
>>122556017MY TURN! I have just five words for you: Thomas. Edward. Patrick. Brady. JUNIOR!
>>122556217Talk to me about the Jags
>>122556217see we're not all retarded
>Just wanted to say I have enjoyed discussing football with you all. I don't have much opportunity to talk NFL IRL so this is very cathartic for me without the gayness of reddit.>I will never know any of your names, but I just wanted to say thank you.
>>122556305fuck you faggot
>>122556305No need for that m8.
>>122556503>Baltipoor>Not a 3rd world junglelaugh
>>122556502Ok, damnit. Im sorry. You are just too nice of a guy
>>122555782with what WR's?
>>122556545>hurr durr you need 4 all pro WRs to win gamesThis isnt Madden.
>>122552582
>>122556217My name is Jason and my favorite Oasis song is Slide Away.
>you need WRs to win the owl in maddenKekLel
>>122556569and the jets are still a professional football team. the jets will be trying their best to shutdown both andrews and bateman, and the run game is what the ravens got.
>>122556651J U S TJUST JUST JUST
Just won my 37th straight Retro Bowl title with my Raiders :)
>>122556707Now what?
>>122556707Based
>>122556651>and the jets are still a professional football teamDebatable
>>122556726are they still in the NFL?
>>122556707I once won 20 owls straight with the raiders in madden before I got bored of it, the game completely crashes if you go over 256 points too
HAPPY BABY*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*HAPPY BABY*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*HAPPY BABY*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
Manlet tripfag raging manlet rage kek
>>122555759Here's your Super Bowl bro
>>122556537Np and The Sopranos is a great show.
>>122556747Which Madden?
>>122556733>AFC EastNo
>>122556818Madden 15 on the ps3, but they all crash if you do the points thing, shitty ea programming at it's finest
>>122556867ahh I see
>>122556712I go for 38. >>122556713Thank you. >>122556747Unfortunate, but it do be like that, as the kids say.
>>122556899I want to one day face the raiders in the super bowl in Madden or any other nfl licensed game ( the old ones) as the Redskins and just watch the CPU Duke it out:)
>>122556707based, wish you could play d tho
>>122556849they're still in the NFL, therefore they're still a professional team. point is that the jets and ravens both got things to prove next season. one team gotta get back to the playoffs, the other has to prove they're worth it for a massive extension and won't get caught with the plague.
This is finally the season for my Jetties.
>>122555969Damn I forgot Vincent Jackson died.
>>122557008if i got paid a dollar a game i would be a professional football player.
>>122557265Holy BASED
Sex
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>122554734>it's realDamn RIP in pieces. I enjoyed seeing her butthole in the Psycho remake
>>122556867Well, you shouldn't be able to score 256 points in an NFL game, but you also shouldn't be able to have 15 pick 6s by the same cornerback and that tends to happen too. Learning to play CB on defense and remembering like 4 routes destroys the computer, you can seriously take a rookie in franchise and have him break the career interception record by Thanksgiving weekend, even on higher difficulties as long as you can recognize a hitch, hitch n go and fade because you can trick the computer so easy by just hesitating for an instant.
While this question is certainly risky, is there a reason that so many tight ends, or at least notable ones, are white? Obviously you see things like most of the greatest WRs being black, and the inverse is true for TEs. Yes, I am aware that Shannon Sharpe exists and he was a fucking beast.
>>122557768TEs are the most versatile position on Offense, therefor whites excel
Will he ever win it all, bros? I feel like if the Bengals' o-line had been even a little bit better they could have beaten the Rams.I hope he gets at least one Owl. I like him a lot, he's the only Zoomer quarterback who's even remotely fun to watch.
OH NO BOSTON BROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>122557886this racist is still employed?
>>122554977Bills/Seahawks
>>122557857>I feel like if the refs had been even a little bit better they could have beaten the Rams.
>>122557742Can you do this with older Madden's/non-madden football games?
>>122557857He'll milk the Bungles for all they're worth after his rookie contract is over. When he realizes that even he can't unbungle that shit franchise, he'll ring-chase in the NFC somewhere.
>>122558608Green Gay here we come!
>>122555125>the elite only have to bribe a few zebras in order to finally make the world burn
Peanut oil
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>>122555403Incredible post, I’m dying
>>122556217Well said and I agree.
i just found out that my girlfriend (female mutt spic with an ass that wont quit) has been having sex with dogs going on ten years. apparently “girls night” is code for “get knotted by a yellow lab after getting drunk on box wine”i should have suspected something was up much sooner since her gash is blasted to fuck to be perfectly honest i have completely checked out of this pissfuck world and i mainly fuck her in the ass.she told me that id been sticking my cock in a dogdick hole in strict confidence and now im telling you, the group of internet racists who are the closest i have to friendsanyway go bungholes
Must be real pookcific hours
>>122556707I did franchise mode in Madden 22 with my Raiders and my top receiver Ruggs helped me win the bowl...
>>122557768Maybe TEs are just White Basketball players
>>122556217Roman Holiday was not kino.
>>122552616well, guess we know who's winning the owl this year. get your bets in now lads.
What went wrong?
>>122559944racism
>>122556707the wizzle goes wooooooooooooooooo
>>122559944someone make an edit where the gatorade is replaced wit dat peanut oil
>>122559233why did you not smack her silly
>>122556217my name is payton cause my family was from Knoxville and wanted to name me after peyton manning but was too retarded to spell it right
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
>>122554931 gabriel davis, hardiman, allen lazard
>>122555969>>dwayne haskins>got hit by a truck>died of the vaxYou're not even trying to hide your stupidity anymore, are you?
>>122559944Jimmy Haslam believed that he wasn't a self-aggrandizing idiot.
>>122562289It was a delivery truck that was carrying the vax
>>122553019>RBs injured>Stanley on pup>no wrs>35 year old Justin Houston and Oweh as pass rush>rookie centers first game>Kyle bustilton in the middle of the fieldBook it.
What's their endgame?Relocating to the UK?London Jets?
>>122563090I know the owners were trying to buy that one club that was owned by the Russian guy and they stripped him of ownership. Honestly you guys can have the Jets, Jags, Texans and Colts.
tfw you will never be as good a troll as skip
>>122563637DELET THIS
>>122563637heebie jeebies!
>>122559233big dogs gotta eat
>>122563090probably just more london games down the road.
>>122563637skeeeeeyup
What's the point of playing games in London? The games are too early, the travel messes the players up, and the fans are disingenuous and ungrateful.
Is there a free site that shows condensed and full games or do I have to shill out for Game Pass?
>>122565280>and the fans are disingenuous and ungrateful.Not true
>>122562289He suffered cardiac arrest, that's why he wasn't able to avoid the truck.
>>122557857he's cucked dnc wigger. fuck him in the ear
>>122555678How would cheeseheads feel if Rodgers wins another mvp but chokes another playoff game?
Deshaun Watson will defeat the NFL in federal court.
>>122565280They want to promote to Britbongs and make more money
Rate my list
The Bucs are literally the most advanced team in the league
>>122567031
>>122567031>cuckshed
>>122567080you're the expert
>>122567105Well I am black, we do so send a lotta whiteys in there
>>122567050>rapid cooling of core body temperatures using cold air therapy>it’s just an air conditioned shack
Are the Bears the new Browns? By which I mean pathetic perpetual tanking team without a plan or long term outlook
>>122567387>another meme qb that is a bust
>>122566879Swap Titans and Raiders IMO
>>122567188>Werr I am brack, we do so send a rotta whiteys in thele
>>122567387didn't he throw two passes in that game?
>>122565280international games are kino. the Germany game is gonna be based
>>122568118Nigga please, I ain't a chink
>>122567031Or they just play in a swamp hell hole.
>>122568492>Nigga prease, I ain a chinku
>>122568566I can hear yo gold bag jigglin on yo neck, mcheimieburg
>>122553305>Preseason winsLol. Lmao even. Why is that Raiders fans always say this “undefeated” shit in the preseason/week 1?
https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1554539024391540737Lions are winning a playoffs game.
i hate soccerfaggots
>>122568621>I can heal yo gord bag jiggrin on yo neck, mcheimiebulgseriously though, nothing makes me laugh more than a pasty, chubby, white incel pretending to be black on 4channel lmao
>>122568683[Meinke] Dan Campbell said he went to the grocery store last night around 10 pm. Someone yelled, “Hey Coach, go get ‘em! Give ‘em hell!” Said he can’t go to a volleyball tour kent without getting mobbed for pictures and well-wishes. Needless to say, he feels the excitement building
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>>122568821Same, I also like playing up to my blackness in /vg/ using vocaroo, they hate blacks more than any other board not named /pol/>also gave up on the you're an asian bit as I brought out the you're a jew bitHmm
>>122568888>Quads for this
Bears are genuinely going 0-17. Their team is worse than last years lions.
>>122568897You're finishing behind the Lions retard
>>122567387Browns are still the Browns
First RoundSeahawks - Bryce YoungLions - C J StroudCommanders - Will LevisBuccaneers - Anthony RichardsonSecond RoundPanthers - Tyler Van DykeColts - Devin LearyThird Round Texans - Spencer RattlerVikings - Hendon HookerEagles - Grayson McCallRavens - Tanner McKeeFourth RoundFalcons - D J UiagaleleiFifth RoundJets - Cameron WardGiants - Brennan ArmstrongSaints - Phil JurkovecRaiders - Kedon SlovisTitans - Jaren HallChargers - J T DanielsSixth RoundJaguars - Malik CunninghamPatriots - Jake HaenerCardinals - Cameron Rising
duane brown is still in the NFL?
What site has the best mock drafts I can play? I'm on adderall and bored
>>122569178
>>122569103>Vikings - Hendon Hookerwhy?
>>122568683I can't deny that the Lions play tough, far tougher than you'd expect out of a historically bad franchise with no current momentum, but they are still lacking talent in key areas. Their secondary isn't looking much better than last year, especially the LBs (although Julian Okwara has potential), so they will never be controlling the pace of the game. They'll need to control the game on the line. I don't know if Hutch and Paschal can carry that burden in their rookie years. Especially with Romeo Okwara coming off an achilles injury. On the offensive side, even with an o-line as good as they have, they still aren't running the ball as well as they should be. Swift isn't bad, by any stretch, but he just doesn't get rushing yards. Jamaal Williams should honestly get a few starts as the feature back, and leave Swift for obvious passing downs. Their passing offense has some major potential though. Even if St. Brown was just a flash in the pan, they have some legit talent with Jameson Williams, Chark, and some potential breakout starters like Raymond and Cephus. Shame that it's Goof throwing to them.
>>122569210Based
>Tua launching multiple dragons literally everyday in camp.I think that this legit might be /ouryear/ bros...
>>122563090The owner of the jets was trumps uk ambassador
ya seethe?
>>122569800no
>>122569840we'll see week 8
Y'all ain't ready for that Carolina smoke
>>122570030>do something right>everyone is actually happy for a change>get punished for itchrist rhule is a joke, that's such an important moment and you ruin it. dudes such a lame duck they need to just fire him and bring in an interim already, why wait until week 12
Justin Tucker is the greatest kicker in NFL history and a top 10 player of all time.
would you?
>>122570122hair grows back but BPD is forever
>>122570030>celebrating in practicelmfao that's a 7 win team for sure
>>122570112>flagged for taunting>do something rightkek retard
>>122570030>practice>flagged for tauntingDo they really?
>>122570122would you?
>>122570122No. Bitch is FAT
post nissan
>>122570191Teams have refs officiate during some practices to simulate real game action.
I can't even remember who won the Super Bowl last year. I'm like this before every season. Anyone else?
The Bengals WILL win the owl this year and would have won last year if the fix wasn't in
>>122570190>actually have a competent qb>catch a td>celebrate and get flagged>dipshit of a OCD control freak coach makes everyone run as punishment thereby killing the momentguys a dumbass and so are you
>>122570204Chances are you or someone you know came into contact with my semen while changing my sheets at a hotel. Your thoughts?
>>122570121there should be an /nfl/ draft for everyone in this picpersonally I would go with the 2nd row, 8th from the left, Mr Spider Neck tattoo. He looks like he'd be a good TE or linebacker.
>>122570224Weird request but okay
>>122570224post your car
>>122570281I was thinking more of the blood from your vaginas muenstral cycle staining the sheets instead of semen.
>>122570350why do you park it in your kitchen?
>>122570350>be coconutnigger>drive shitty Altima on a 10 year loanMany such cases
>>122570277Something tells me you were raped by your uncle.
>>122570398it's not rape if I enjoyed it
>>122570385Good goy. Buy an optioned out new car instead
Fantasy Football when?
>>122570527Imagine financing a car. If you can't afford to buy a car w/cash, then you can't afford it
headpats for the qb
>>122570350>post your car
>>122570527You buy a car with cash or a 4 year loan. Blacks and other low IQ minorities buy nissans because they are the only ones that lets you finance for 10 years.
>>122568933you're a little bitch lmao
I need a gaming laptop, I basically live in and out of hotels moving around the country working on power plants. Should I wait forn he nextgen gpu's?
>>122570204I fucking knew you were white. Probably have a faggy british accent too.
>>122571027>gaming laptop
>>122570350
>>122571006Look at this nigga covering up his rage with that desperate ass "lmao" baka
>Adam Jahns@adamjahnsBears WR N'Keal Harry left practice today with an apparent injury. He needed help off the field by teammates and trainers.Bears keep taking Ls lmao
>>122571071Can't really carry a desktop around the country, and I'm trying not to spend my down time getting drunk at the bar.
>>122571127>Can't really carry a desktop around the countryTrust me you can.You can make a small desktop that'll be better and more powerful than a gaming laptop. It's a bit more to carry with you but it's better.The gaming laptop will shit itself in mere months
>>122571184Nah I work out of a pickup with a dozen troglodytes, room to carry personal shit is minimal and shit would get broken.
>>122571231Would be much easier to break a gaming laptop
>>122571258Been carrying the one I have around for years, just put it in it's case and slide it under the seat.
>>122571280but then where do you put your guns?
>>122571258>laptop is easier to break than a desktop pc, keyboard, mouse, and monitor in a moving truck with limited space?
>talking heads reacting to preseason games like they mattercringe
>>122571507yess
Feels so good to be apart of the Bear Down Bros Brotherhood. We finally have our franchise QB. I could cry!
>>122571507>MonitorYou literally wouldn't need a monitor though.If you're staying at a hotel they'll have a TV or monitor that you can use.Not to mention if he's gaming he isn't using the shitty laptops trackpad, he's bringing a fuckin mouse anyways.
>>122571540>I could crywatch Bears games this season then
>>122571556Most of the hotels we stay in have 30 year old tvs or none at all, rarely do they have HDMI ports, and we share rooms.
>>122571556Mouse fits into the laptop case.
>>122571540>win as much as we doWin what, 3 games? Was he even responsible for a win last season?
>>122571516>media talks about thing they get paid to talk aboutholy fuck!!!!!
>>122571540Fields is not very good. Get off social media u faggot
>>122571614Damn sounds like shitty hotels.yeah if that's the case than go for a laptop. I'd suggest getting a used gaming laptop over anything some methhead is trying to sell for $$$$ on marketplace or something that's 1/5th the value and basically new anyways.They're always a scam for their price, and the hardware dies fast from use.
>>122571686Eh I bought the one I have in 2016, it's been chugging along pretty well until recently, fans are shitting out.
>>122571740performance wise it'll never match the price.
What type of games is the laptop fag trying to play? If you're just emulating games you should be fine with any shitty laptop of Amazon.
>>122571763Yeah I know that, but having something I can take on the road with me is it's purpose. I have a desktop at home, but I'm rarely there.
>Bustin Folds
>>122571795Right now red dead redemption 2, but football is coming up and I like to stream games for my guys. They hate watching the Cowboys play which seems to be the only game on at the bars every sunday.
So glad Packers had family night practice yesterday instead of holding practice today like the Bears. It's the hottest, humid day of the year.
>>122571882>tfw only 71 degrees today
>>122571540*proceeds to go 0-17*
Bear down brotherhood bros it's might not be happening this season. I might have overestimated seeing highlight plays on Twitter.
I wonder what I was watching last night because some asian cutie playing the drums is spamming my youtube feed.
>>122571934Literally the perfect temp
>>122572093>quarterback who has played 30 games is further ahead than quarterback who played 12
Russel Gage finna bouta have a break out season
>>122572093>look like a regular turd instead of an industrial pile of manurelow bar to clear huh
Just realized the top 5 receivers in the NFL right now isnt really that debatableIn no particular order: Kupp, Chase, Hill, Jefferson, Adams
>yfw the bears miss the playoffs
Stafford is done. lmao lambs.
>>122572426Jimmy G sweepstakes heating up
>>122571800Get a small desktop and a mobile monitor
>Giants 5th round rookie G Marcus McKethan suffered an ACL injury and is out for the season.First 2022 draft pick casualty of the season I think. No surprise it came from the Giants O-Line.
>>122572374Do the Favre Vikings beat the Colts in that Owl? I think it's a tossup
>>122568683
>>122572564lol no, I need a laptop in the field.
>>122572093Bears have literally nothing on that team.
i will miss this
>>122572619not guaranteed, but they absolutely have a chance.
>>122572630Goddamn time travelers spoiling the season again
>>122571540
>Redskins had a chance to change their name to the Mantis, chose some faggot name instead
>>122572574Bless the knees..
>>122572773Female mantis eat the male after mating, that would make incel watson defenders seethe
>>122572773the plural of mantis is mantises
how do euros pick a team
>>122572857Use a random number generator for 1-32 and pick from there
>>122572773the mantis toboggans
>>122572857Just pick the Vikings like every other swede
>>122572773>MANtisWe need to get rid of these misogynistic names
>>122572857just follow the league in general for a while and eventually you'll gravitate towards certain teams
>>122572574John Mara doesn't see anything wrong with the literal carpet the Giants play on because he's too cheap to fix the turf.The Giants have been the most injured team in the league since 2009, the Maras wonder why.
>>122572773Best bug, have one protecting my garden.
>>122572857pick a team that makes people seethe like the cowboys or browns
>first time hearing Todd Bowles speakDoesn't sound like a nigger, I'm shocked.
>>122573013kek he's a black redneck
>>122572934The Giants were the most injured team in the entire league last year. Catastrophic level of injuries at EVERY SINGLE POSITION ON THE ROSTER. And yet John Mara doesn't think the playing surface is a problem even though almost all visiting teams say the MetLife playing surface is one of the worst in the league.It's as bad as the old Vet turf was. They might as well just play in the parking lot because it gives about as much.
>>122573050So was Jerry Rice.
is everyone excited about the Bears this season?
>>122572773she cute.
Several ugly black women looked at me in lust & repeatedly said the word chubby. I need an explanation
Whats your favorite nfl intro music? For me its the NFL CBS theme
>>122573137They like that, though
>>122573081They'll finish last in the division but will scape meme wins against the Packers, Bills, and Patriots
>>122573140Madden 64 intro theme.
>>122573137FAT
>>122573173Women like fat guys now?
>>122573140the that goes bu da da da da da (noise)bu da da da da da (noise)BUH DA DA DA
>>122573155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhc1sMbw3DY
>>122573203I'm jacked btw.
>>122573173Calm down Jim Rome
>>122573203Women like a dad bod.
>>122573203They don't have much choice in the US
>>122573249So don't cut? I'm on the verge of becoming
>>122573140fox with the robot
Damn, I feel bad for Stafford. Finally get on a good team and your body falls apart.
>>122573249Fat slobs co-opting the term "dad bod" really annoys me for some reason
>>122573310He should get on that TB12
>>122573310Nothing a little HGH can't help with
>>122573203Some of them do.Watch out if you get a girl who REALLY likes fat guys. She'll feed you like livestock. You'll get huge in no time.
>>122573366haha that would be awful
>Brooke Kirchhofer@brookechesney·2hKiko Alonso has retired, per source. The #Saints brought him in for one training camp practice, after playing the 2019 season in New Orleans. He’s decided to hang it up after 6 seasons in the #NFL @WWLTVAHH cuban legend
>no more Buck and AikmenThis season is shaping up to be kino
>>122573399Ah...no more cowboys dick sucking games
>>122573423>dick suckingAikman despises the current Cowboys.
>>122573423Still gonna have Collinsworth deepthroating Mahomes when the choofs aren't even playing.
& when I say ugly... I feel bad for that. They were attractive. I just like black girls that look like Taylor swift
>>122573491I don't like asians, and asian girls come at me like flies on shit.
>>122573423Romo is still commentating
>>122573551Romo shits on Dak like he lurks here.
>>122573573He still sucks Cowboys Cock
>>122573491I once had a black ballerina. No joke. She's a lawyer now. I really blew that one. Too too jealous.
Nfl seems like it'll be boring this year apart from the AFCW.
>>122573444kek yeah. you could really hear a tone shift from him throughout the 2019 season. especially, if I remember right, the Bills and the Bears games.
>>122573551He doesn't get many Cowboys games, they reserved those for Buck-Aikmen 'America's Game of the Week' on FOX.
>>122573310Already won a SB, so who cares.
I swear if this team could just get a real QB they'd be looking pretty good.Why are they even messing around with Wentz? Might as well tryout random rookies.
>>122573631>win super bowl>opposing teams fans still outnumber your own teams fans at a home gamePAN TO THE HOLLYWOOD CELEB THAT IS IN ATTENDANCE SEE HOW COOL THE RAMS ARE PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES
The tragic downfall of Bill Belicheck.I love you, Tom.
>>122573310i don't
>>122573657I truly think Wentz will do well
Im going to say something controversial.Joe Buck isnt that bad. Hes gotten better and him on manningcast last year was probably the best guest of them all. Its just a mainstream take like saying Nickelback is awful when there are much worse bands like Creed (everyone espn has had doing mnf since gruden and tirico, the literal who announcers for non primetime games on cbs, etc)
>>122573696Bro even the defense has to give him advice in camp, and he still doesn't follow it
>Russell Gage getting ridiculous hype Alright I'm gonna fall for it even though that I know better than to listen training camp bullshit.
>>122573399They're the new MNF crew
>>122573711People were taking that out of contexthttps://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxlATj8RGl0yVCfgduriUCTZ7GSF15OkoTthis is the actual clip, he gained 3 yards on that run out of bounds
>>122573704he's been good for longer than he was bad at this point
>>122573704Stopped reading at>Joe Buck isnt that bad
>>122573736Doesn't change the fact that he's a perennial heroballer.He'd rather attempt some meme left-handed pass than just get down for a safe play.
>>122573770He only did that twice on the Colts which was retarded regardless.
Some 50 year old lady was giving me head outside of the bar, and her husband beat me up. I got the shit kicked out of me.
>>122573823Proof?
>>122573823That's their kink. You just played a part in someone's foreplay.
>>122573828My face is swollen like deshaun watsons asshole after a peanut oil massage.
>>122573850
>>122573704Collinsworth has gotta be the worst at this point
>>122573948collinsworth talked about himself all throughout the jags raiders game
>>122573948Howard Cosell was the only one that could pull off being drunk in the booth, I don't know why they let Collinsworth slur stupid shit.
https://youtu.be/PxkOG-WeLVoKevin Harlan calling both games is still the best and most memorable call I've heard in the last decade.
Kenny Albert is underrated, he should be promoted to do primetime NFL games.
It's deeply unfair that some of the league's best receivers are stuck with shit QBs
>>122574006>you can use emoticons in URLsWhy hasn't this been exploited yet?
>>122574048I would honestly rather start Howell than Wentz
I miss when announcers would sneak in references to gambling without mentioning it.>oh this games a blowout, but theres probably still a few people interested in this drive.>its a high scoring game, probably more high scoring than some might have thought>and they score at the last second, doesnt just change the outcome but alot of people were interested in that.
>>122574038yes, him and tirico
>>122574038this tbqh. he has done pretty good job at baseball and hockey play by play too. just a shame that he's always paired with Vilma. fuck Jonathan Vilma.
>>122573743I only liked Joe Buck on Brockmire and that's because he was just playing a douche nozzle, which he is.
>>122574206he was terrific in it. that whole first season is by far one of the best comedies I've seen in years
>>122574263Loved the 3rd season too with JK Simmons.
>>122573988They did a mobie about Howard Cosell that was pretty good.
>>122574519Monday Night Mayhem
>>122574519SJW dolphins fans cancelled him in the 70's kek
>go to youtube>first video that comes up is "spare us about the moral lectures about deshaun watson" from the dawg pound browns fan podcastkek keep seething.
>>122570375>kitchen
>Kareem Hunt refuses to play unless given a contract extensionHahahahaha Browns are falling apart.
>>122574519Cosell announcing Lennon's death on MNF is pure kino
>>122574738He realized Deshaun might not be playing this year so he wants his shit
>>122574738Good for Kareem hunt. He deserves a bag from somebody last time the browns signed him to a yr extension.
>>122574738Kareem deserves it.Chubb should also try to bleed the Browns, but he's probably too loyal to do so.
DANIEL JONES JUST FUMBLED THE BALL AGAIN!
Am I the only one on this board who's actually played organized tackle football before?Like half of the comments I've seen on this thread are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical /nfl/ poster. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol
>>122574939are you also the guy that the USFL rejected
>>122574939I played from 8 years old until I broke my arm in college.
>>122554977Brees vs Brady. Thanks refs for that nocall.
>>122574961
>>122574939sent :)
>>122574738Hunt SHOULD get his bag. FUCK the chiefs for screwing that dude over. He cooperated fully with the leagues investigation, suspended for LITERALLY NOTHING and still got cut by that fat sack of shit Reid who let's all his players juice up and chimp on the field.Now the league is doing the same to watson. No evidence whatsoever and coincidentally none of this came out until MULTIPLE reports about the corruption of the texans org was released and watson told them to get fucked.
Not looking good for Stafford
>>122574961>missed out on Brady vs Brees, Rodgers, and Favrekill all refs
>>122575059have sex
Ralph 'KaratebKid' Macchio does a NFL youtube channel called Speak Plainly Sports and he has surprisingly good takes when he isn't sucking off Tom Brady.
>>122575159sucking off Tom Brady is low risk high reward
>>122575059>Screwing the league over Kareem hunt lied about 4 multiple different situations to the Chiefs and the severity of what happened during the situations. This isn't just the woman scenario, but multiple different bar fights during the season. The Chiefs are willing to work with players that have incidents as long as the player is upfront and honest about what's happened so the team isn't blindsided in any way. Tyreek Hill cooperated with the team during the scandal with the airport recording and didn't get cut because at no point during the investigation were the Chiefs blindsided about anything with any of the players. With Kareem Hunt it was different and he lied directly to the team about the incidents that happened. You need to trust the players in your organization first and foremost.
>>122575264New
>>1225749612023 SB Dolphins vs Saints (Jameis gets injured in the NFCCG and the Saints bring back Brees from retirement)
>>122574939I mean, I never played football in school, but I can say I worked at the oracle arena for a minute.
