Hawthorn vs. Gold Coast SUNS - University of Tasmania Stadium - 1:45pmGWS GIANTS vs. Essendon - GIANTS Stadium - 2:10pmWestern Bulldogs vs. Fremantle - Marvel Stadium - 4:35pmGeelong Cats vs. St Kilda - GMHBA Stadium - 7:25pmPort Adelaide vs. Richmond - Adelaide Oval - 7:40pmSunday, August 7North Melbourne vs. Sydney Swans - Marvel Stadium - 1:10pmBrisbane Lions vs. Carlton - Gabba - 3:20pmWest Coast Eagles vs. Adelaide Crows - Optus Stadium - 4:10pm
langdon is a faggot poof lel
go eagleswhen's playoffs?
>>122552363two weeks
i came away from last nights game thinking that Collingwood are pretenders more than I did before the game.
collingfraud
>A building fire in Melbourne’s northern suburbs took almost three hours to bring under control and forced nearby residents to evacuate in the early hours of Saturday morning.>Sixty firefighters responded on High Street in Preston which broke out in the empty former furnishings store near the corner of Bell Street just after 3am.>Reports of the evacuation of the nearby McDonalds were later found to be erroneous.
>>122552681bros
>>122552706
>"If you look at almost every metric from last night on the stat sheet, Melbourne won, and take out a couple of soft frees to Collingwood inside 50 that they kicked goals from, and Melbourne win on the scoreboard too, so I'm not quite sure what the Collingwood fans are celebrating from that game".Based Kingy
>>122552795utterly fucking based kingy
>>122552795>>122552849>IF Collingwood didn't win>THEN they would've lostW O A H
>>122552681crisp haci of haci's kebabs
>>122552945meant for >>122552706
>>122552795>not quite sure what the collingwood fans are celebrating from that gameright? what could there be to celebrate that happened last night? they should automatically award the points to the team with the most clearances. we should take the goal posts down altogether
>>122552865Typical collingfraud cuckstomer can't handle criticism directed at his club
>>122553017LELbourne on the ropes
>>122553017i think you've completely missed the point he was makingunsurprisingly Collywobble fans not the sharpest bunch
>>122552795where did he say that mate?
>>122553157hey sassy
based swannies will thump the pies next week
>>122553101not even a pies customer. I know what he's saying. They lost in the stats, they're vulnerable in their playstyle, they shouldn't have won that 8 out of 10 times, they shouldn't be content going forward blah blah etc. just hate when cunts use a phrase like "what are you celebrating" when a team wins a big game. they won mate what do you think
when was the last time Collingwood actually looked good and looked like a winning team? Round 13?
Had a great time at the /afl/ meetup, you guys are alright. Can't wait for next year.
>>122553298when my Cats beat Port I was not celebrating, I was actually pretty disappointed with the game and the performance.
dont really like piewogs but the seethe they have created the past few weeks has been legendary
that one, yeah, had a real movie feel to it
>>122553363that's understandable but it isn't as black and white as that for a lot of people. you can feel good about getting the points and celebrate it while feeling bad about underperforming and be concerned about it. they aren't mutually exclusive
>>122553438>legendary
https://youtu.be/Ei-NZjfnPKY?t=86
>>122553438>seethe>collingwoodlike how they all lost their shit because Ed Langdon went on radio and didn't lick their asshole so they sperged out online and in the stands? That kind of seethe?
>>122553490lol
>>122553507Collingwood and ducking, how appropriate
>>122553459Who is she? She's cute.
Used to hate Langdon but trolling an entire franchise of thin skinned faggots is based
Any chance of this hangover fucking off?
>>122553507>seething Collingwood players>Ed Langdon laughing at them>Collingwood got the word "duck" in their headsstarting to like that little hippy fag
>>122552795Based ss fuck kingy, two sets of rules lsdt night. 2 of Elliot and at least 1 as Johnston's were weak as piss
>>122553598that's when you realise it's a charade, take out their unfair free kicks they get rewarded and kick goals from, and they lose like 8 of their last 11.
>>122553696all bulldykes
>>1225536963 1 2 4
i really don't care for the Adelaide camp
tradies doing the renos absolutely mogging me lads
>>1225536961 2 3 power gap power gap 4
>>1225536962 3 1 4
>>122553831this is the post
>>122554055tradies mog neets all the time wouldn't worry about it
>>122553538yeah real good job by him, they lost dickhead. you fucking spastic cunt, fuck off.
>>122554235i'm a wagie so it hurts even more
>>122554258the fact he's still making you seethe this much
>>122554320he isn't though mate. i bet you're the same guy making up kingy quotes. bit sad really, sort your life out mate.
>>122554362on the ropes
>>122554362Wasn't me, but if that Kingy quote is real i'd say the man has a fucking point, why you so rattled?
yep I’m thinking my catters
>>122554388>>122554394Not rattled or on the ropes but I’d love to meet you both on the street and fucking have the conversation in person
>>122554394You're a fucking spastic mate
>>122554427haha online tough guy over here, watch out everyone
finna
>>122554427>>122554430why are Pies fans sperging out, the softest of barbs and they're losing their shit
HawksDonsFredCattersPoort
*wins*
>>122554444Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's digits.
>>122554444>>122554488
>>122554479>B-but it was by under 2 goals! T-that means it was really a loss!
>>122554457100% accurate
funny to see all the dickheads in here crying>"m-muh stats, b-but lost inside 50s and possession count! h-how could t-they win? i-its actually a l-loss!" low iq dickheads
Is it funny? Did it make you laugh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxlRnUIsk-s
>>122554516I was looking at the stats for the 2004 GF recently and was surprised with how many players had close to 100% TOG, and several players having less than 50%
jesus christ winding up Collingwood fans was easier than I thought. I thought the thin skinned thing was a joke but that was too easy
>Wake up>This much coping already Morning fellow PieGODS
>>122554601shut up fuckhead
>>122554618can you explain why you're so rattled? he's clearly winding you up, just ignore him why are you eating his bait?
>>122554516>Lobbbullshit, if that cunt isn't contesting the ruck twice a game or fumbling a mark I don't know where he is
>>122554516impressed by Hawkins, his output and impact make his time on ground pretty significant
ur football gay
>Top: CHADingwood>Bottom: The result of Langdon's arrogance
kingy isn't on crunch time today lads
hey piesmong I'd love to see you back your aggressive persona up in person let's catch up mate
>>122554891Post address fuckhead
>>122554921nah mate let's just meet at a pub
>>122554891Easy as mate, time and place
>>12255497946 Peel st Collingwood
crisp dadza
>>122555054>optometristtell your faggot dadza to stop sponsoring scumpires
CARTBROS… SHE RESPONDED!What the fuck do I say now?
https://twitter.com/VikingDadWisdom/status/1554640141167239174?t=xw-wGxxB33ihMD6ntOxQZw&s=19Why does Riley Reid's husband look like Tom Hawkins?
nice country
>>122555075>nah my cum lol, dumb slut, please have sex with me I'm so lonely and pathetic I can even pay if you want
>>122555075Based. Say you have a mate named Josh who has a wine cart and that he told you ‘wine carts get the sexy tarts!’
>>122555075"Yes, it's much classier than what you'd see in most blokes apartments."
What's the reputation for places like Epping or Campbellfield?
Evening, /afl/
tired of life
>>122555095looks like an amalgamation between tobes and tomahawk to me
>>122555131>>122555135>>122555140THE 51ST STATE
aim's been poor today. that's the 3rd wrong post I've (You)ed
>>122555175You're in third place behind Canada and England
Dees bros?
>>122555192>missing postscrisp gawny
want my porties to get up tonight but also think Richmond making finals instead of Carlton would be more interesting
>>122555131outer suburban shitholes caught in the hell between metropolitan and country living
>>122554457came to this conclusion last night but with the pies out in straight sets
>>122555075cartbros we won
>don't care about first 2 games>want to watch both evening gameshad a gutful
>>122555230Nah I think blues in the finals will be more interesting desu. Also fuck Richmond want to see my portied win
>>1225552111-0Number of Melbourne premierships compared to Collingwood in the last 10 years.
imagine the pies losing another gf
having seen much fredposting this week. did everyone kill themselves over the melbourne loss?
>>122555251feel like I'd rather live where the photo was taken than in there
HEAVE HO U-ACK!
>>122555379would rather live in neither. if you're gonna live away from the city and its resources then do it properly and live on the coast, not just slightly inland
>>122555251>>122555379there's something really existentially depressing about outer suburbs of all cities. It's hard to explain exactly but it's a distinct bleak feeling and doesn't really have anything to do necessarily with the type of people there. It's just like a limbo land
>just move to where there's no infrastructure or immediate or adequate medical services!
>>122555423talking about a small coastal town mate not just a random stretch of unpopulated beach you find
>>122555427what if you need specialist medical help? you're fucked. the city has everyghing you will need and close by. no need putting yourself at risk for some "le rugged manly small town country man" larp
Mollymook be's my next hometown
>>122555423t. calls ambulance out for panic attacks
>>122555462Literally drive there?? Or don’t be an unhealthy retard
>>122555468i won't be waiting 3 hours for an ambo if i have a heart attack, unlike you
>>122555487based mudblood
>>122555462it's not a "le rugged manly small town country man" larp. a smaller community with a beach is just a happier place to be. the city breeds poor mental and physical health. a 20-30k size town is equipped with all the services you could need in a medical emergency, they're not lord of the flies. usually specialists you find in cities aren't there for emergencies but for very specific issues that are looked at long term by experts in their fields.
>>122555480>just drive 5 hours and back three times a week!stupid idea>just be healthier!ms is a genetic issue and fatal disease, nothing you can do to prevent it
>>122555487you do realise that towns have ambulances right?
>>122555511Dumbass internet troll
based never actually been in the country anon having a classic spergout
Would love 'round here if I were a cunt tbqh
>>122555379ladsLADSfinna identify EXACT where the fuck this is
>>122555510no, it's a known fact small town have run down and inadequate medical supplies and services. they routinely fly out patients to the cities because they have the required services>>122555520he didn't say small town
>>122555544Shall stay tuned
>>122555538Heard a certain shemale fan lives in Wollongong.
>>122555555
triple m saturday rub, party pies and coke
lot of inner city spastics conflating rural and remote itt
>>122555577think it's just one sperg tbqh
stop arguing about stupid bullshit you retarded fucking faggots
>>122555557would love to suck her cock >>122555544Quarry Hills Park
>>122555609sorry mate. so as i was saying, fraudingwood
>>122555613fuck up cunt you ruined it for meI knew it was melbourne's north and I was about to start looking for power lines
There should be at least one sovlful Saturday arvo game each week, suns and giants both playing is a travesty
the week after I first posted this, Collingwood began their 11 game winning streak
>knew it was melbourne's north in a discussion about epping and campbellfieldcrisp geoguesser
I said Epping you limp spastichow hard could it be to find any modicum of elevation change in Melbourne's north lol
>>122555649Suns and Giants seem to play the 2pm Saturday slot in 90% of the rounds, idk what the AFL means by this.
>Collingwood are going to win 16 in a row for premiership number 16
Might go fisho
>>122555649was just thinking this >>122555325there should be at least one game in each time slot that people want to watch so they can ignore the soulless ones. but they do this on purpose so you have to watch the soulless teams too in an attempt to give them soul through continued viewership
imagine if we had this alternate plan for canberra instead of the satanic bullshit
The Suns will be legit dangerous next year.
>>122555724that looks fucked
>>122555724>muh planned cityshould've planned that shit near a beach bro fr fr
>>122555703so true
>>122555732would be one of the most beautiful cities of the world you fucking pleb
>>122555739>muh urban sprawl and inefficiency
>>122555656fuck up fat cunt, I wasn't paying attention and wanted to have a go
beyond belief why people hate Northside melb so much. It has so much more soul than Southside
>>122555803because the majority of the poofs live in the inner north
>>122555075>>122555119this
night lads
>muh classical city planNazi shit
>>122555795>looks like a demon head with hornsnice try satanist
>>122555834I think you'll find more faggots live in Prahan
think I'm unironically autistic
>>122555798her feet look smelly
>>122555795every isekai village
>>122555865there's no way brunswick doesn't go toe to toe at least
>>122555882unironically more gay dudes are inner south, more dykes are inner north. choose your poisi.
>>122555882or cock to ass (male) LOL
>>122555904finna move to sunshine with all the ethnic knife gangs and dumb white bogans
love the way indians stand at the counter waiting for their food and stare at the staff like they are going to forget their order
>old looking builds are.. LE GOOD
Best player to never be All-Australian?
>>122555951ya mum (in bed)
looking at plots of land in america again lads
>>122555951Mabior Chol
>>122555870>>122555965samefag
>>122555913i imagine some globohomo architect would ruin it with parasitic glass shards jutting out everywhere
reading the questions in this aspie quiz a lot of the behaviour on here is now making sense
>>122556067omg r u ok?
how the fuck have collingshit won 11 in a row and how did they win last night
Lads I want to throw a cheeky fiver on the GWS-Essendon game and I know nothing about AFL. Who's the right side
>>122556230heh don't worry they are FRAUDpies. if you read the game stats like me you'll notice they've actually only won 3 of those games so there. not on a streak after all heh
howiling at josh jenkins reading his statement like a toddler
>>122556259most likely dosn, they're in a good run of form and gnats are hopeless this year
>>122556273the Collingwobble insecurity seeping through this comment
not a pies fan just here to keep stirring drama
>>122556194>Have your thoughts ever been so vivid that you were worried other people would hear them?
>>122555965north carolina?
>had 2 jobseeker claims rejected in the last 2 weeks>just applied for austudy And go Sydney Swans!
>>122556259definitely essendon. they're in much better form now than early season while giants have sacked their coach and been blown out in their last 4 games and they're also missing a key midfielder in taranto this week
hawks or suns
>>122556067>aspie quiz>literally asks you if you have autism Huh?
>>122556413sunst. knower
>>122555779you get a point for having a crack
>>122556413Hawks in a "close" one
>>122556372idaho
>>122556067that blue on white is hurting my eyeswhoever designed this website had aspergers
>>122556458nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9a6JaXsNfA
all I want is a little cabin to myself away from everyone
To be honest, reading the New Testament moved me away from Christianity. Apparently this is the literal word of God and his followers. Yet I felt nothing as I read it. Absolutely nothing.Then I decided to read the Holy Qu’ran... and Mashallah, I felt as though Allah himself gave me a warm embrace.I converted to Islam very soon after.
based southern
>>122556558inshallah
>>122556558based
>>12255647960 acres for 150k usd
>>122556654that's a really good deal actually, i've been looking at small town southern ohio, myself
you can go out in places like that for free you know
turns out i'm not a sperg, just a socially anxious failed normietipping the suns, bombers, and fred todaygeelong and richmond tonight
leave collingwood to me bros...
>computer blacks out for five seconds>when the monitor turns on again the sound output has changed to the monitor and not the headphonesthinking I've been hacked lads
what was that chol promo?
>>122556777>tripsBANED
>>122556714>tipping FredAdd retarded to that list
>>122556671can't just build a comfy stone ranch house anywhere though
>>122556789>against an imploding "western"nah, but we'll see what happens. i'm generally a horrendous tipper anyway
*ends Brisbane's top 4 chances*pssh nothin personnel
>>122556847Jack Silvagni is relentlessly handsome.
>>122555795>still a fucking pentagram visiblesatanists having a laugh
apparently iggs rioli looking seriously at moving to the bombers
>>122556835fred have looked shit in their last 3 while dogs only looked shit in the second half at gmhba in that time. cats would do that to most teams in this form. i'll be surprised if fred win at docklands
i just can't buy into the sydney hype, can someone explain to me why they are third favorites
sunburybros? they're taking the gap road level crossing???
>>122556777CHECKED
>>122556934Because they're better than everyone else minus Geelong and Melbourne, therefore they're third favourites.
>>122556934always happens, they have a great way of suffocating teams and negating space around the contest which is great for finals footy where everyone preaches muh pressure. They never usually win pretty but they win. When they can't get their way around the contest they shift tempo control and have excellent precise kicking
just finished my shift patrolling bell st lads, who ever was on Saturday arvo shift didn't rock up so our street might be a tad rough till they rock up
Collingwood is the best team and will win the premiership
>>122556934they're playing the third best. they have more control in games with less chaosball than pies while fred is imploding and loins have too many random stinkers to be considered consistent enough for third best
>>122557003This is simply not true.
>>122557003ya mum's ya dad and youre a faggot
>>122557038say it to my face fuckhead
>>122556886>fucks up twice>costs his team a spot in the 2019 prelim >iggs show faith in him and keep him on the list for 2 years>requests a trade to another club anywaydog cunt
>post yfw after all this discussion around geelong, melbourne and collingwood, sydney end up winning the flag
>>122552706Why is Australia such an American wasteland lads?
>>122557059your face is gay
>bruestwhat a shitter
>>122557003they will get EXPOSED in the finals by either bane or swans
>>122557067
>>122557061looking good mate
>>122557070Meet me there and say that then champ. See who is the wasteland after you leave with your teeth in a small fries bag
both these teams are shit
the fuck are you all doing awake at 1pm in the afternoon
>>122557090Please tell me this old prick has carked it?
>>122557115yeah he got Monkeypox from the Sydney Mardi gras and flipped his mortal coil
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING FOOTY MATCH IS ON WORTHLESS FUCKING DUMB CUNT NEET SPASTICS
fucking hilarious seeing cunts sperg out on facebook knowing they fucked up by taking the death jab
>>122557003pies fan and shut the fuck up honestlyno wonder everyone in the comp hates us, the overhyping is ridiculous, i genuinely believe if we rematched Demons tonight they could easily beat us. Just be humble we made finals, because when we lose in the finals, the sledging is gonna be torture because of cunts like you running your mouth mid-season
>using faceberg
>>122557145based shutin spastic virgin neet incel coward
>>122557130hopefully suns win this one but really a bit early to tell at 2-7 imho
collingwood have unironically the best list in the competition, the prelim win will be incredible and help build the buzz needed for the first real gf in 3 years
>>122557148>t. peemons cuckstomer
>>122556458heck off we're full
>>122557191crisp chad warner's arsehole
oh hey gws
>>122557218AAAAAAAAAAAA
pies hip 2025
any fat ugly balding seething sexually frustrated incel neet spastics in?
i would put money on this panning out
>>122557240You don't need to do piesmong like that bro
>>122557240Yeah mate been posting about how percentage is the only thing that matters and crying about Collingwood all day just like the rest of us
>>122557244>aintscheeky cunt
gold coast suns lineup starting to look like the local cenno queue
dosn
>>122557287reckon it ought to be
Watching the footy, lads.
>>122557306Ah. Good.
When did you give up finding a gf or losing your virginity? 22 for me when i became a hikkineet
having a feeling saints will be the upset of the round. haven't won at ghb stadium since 1999. the script is in
>>122557324got to 25 and took the prozziepill
reckon they should call mac andrew big mac which would fit the colours they wear
doing a very big stinky brown piesmong social skills lads
>>122557244>135%how would that even be possible from here
Love seeing so much diversity on the Gold Coast team!
>>122557361through kicking more points than you concede. retard
/bane/ desu lads
>>122557389>he doesn't know you can win and still lose percentagekek based spastic
suns are legit dangerous this year
>>122557407i'd let jiath and the carlton one spitroast me
>yeah haha a lot of our rules have common sense interpretations>yeah it does make it hard to officiate hey>guess common sense isn't so common haha
>>122557412not if you win every game by 150 points
>>122557429the carlton guy has a really cute smile
>>122557407Jiath Andrew and Khamis are good looking and Chol isn't bad either, the rest are disgusting
why don't we have a dedicated thread autist like /nrl/?
>>122557407really dont know what my missus sees in these blokes
err, donxirs?
>>122555468I unironically did this the first time I got high and thought it was laced with PCP or spice and i was gonna die
>>122557459we used to have turbo to do it, but spamshitter spastics kept making shit threads before turbo could make one for us, so he gave up
I don't consider myself a racist, but I don't like chinks, niggers, Muslims, Indians and wogs.
>>122556934Blud culture innit
>>122557482>Muslims>race
just seen a video of an asian dude stab a thief to death, will be interesting to see if it's deemed self-defence. didn't look it tbqh.
just found my new favourite ad lads
drinking coconut water lads
i'm not racist but i'm anti-semitic
>>122557407Didn't know Majak Daw had played for so many teams
>>122557469same but not first time high just on 2CB specifically. didn't know the blokes i was with very well and didn't end up hanging out again
some cunt just stole my water, lads
>>122557487Exactly, not racist
>>122557407my gf said she wants to watch a black guy fuck my ass, i wonder if any of these blokes would indulge her
business idea: make afl guernseys out of stronger material around the shoulder that don't rip upon being lightly pulled
>>122557505>>122557521I bought some Baja Blast to try it, but it turns out regular Mountain Dew is better
the only normal thing about me is I like and follow footy/sport. meanwhile my normal dumbcunt friends don't know a thing about it.
>>122557577your one redeeming factor is the most useless thing normal people consume. bravo. bet you're an antivaxxer too
>>122557407show this photo to any white woman and notice how they'll recoil in horror and start feeling nauseous
i think i need to be arse raped by faggots and trannies to cure my severe addiction to faggot and tranny porn
>>122557619would you shut the fuck up
do you reckon cart cunt has roped
uhhh donsisters???
>>122557642nah, he's just drowning in pussy m8
>your one redeeming factor is the most useless thing normal people consume. bravo. bet you're an antivaxxer too
i need mental health assistance
swans will be the ones to end collingwood's streak, and will HEEM them by a 20+ point marginbookmark this post lads
>>122557642i'm literally online
>>122557659chud
>>122557659knew you would reply for me, ta
>yfw the pies get a top 4 fixture next yearkek be lucky to get out of the bottom 8
2 meter peter and jake the package stringer are the only bummers players i like, and im a bummers cuckstomer, i fucken hate most of the bummers players they're fucken faggots i swear
so glad i didn't take the juflu vaccine
>>122557665phwoar this pic is turning me full monkey mode
why are there so many fucking bummers fans they've been shit for so long
>>122557715right? I support the premiership winning team every year. It changes a lot around the season
>>122557692yeah and naicos, lipinski, naicos, johnson, mcquery and our other youngsters will be even better and sidebottom & the never aging pendles will still be solid as ever
>>122557715imagine not being a blowie bandwagoner who drops your team at the first sign of trouble desu
just remembered this lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zc59JCp7bY
I have an announcementhttps://voca.ro/1jkSxg2Sjjt2
met a cute black guy at poofdoof this week, he said he plays in lower ranks football, and had the bulging muscles to prove it. first time i'd been with one. would LOVE to have an oreo with two built vers black guys soon, just thinking about those full lips and huge bulging muscles on their chests and arms gets me so rock hardany of you guys know any amateur/semi-pro football players of african descent?
>>122557749>team's young players are so shit had to mention Daicos twice>lipinski, mccreeryKEK
>>122557749Lipinski is relentlessly average, don't kid yourself Pies mong
>>122557775you sound like a cocksucker mate
>HAHA GUISE LOOK AT ME BEING LE IRONICALLY GAY AND TALKING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE XD ARENT I JUST THE MOST HILARIOUS PERSON IN THE WORLD
swear pies fans are one big spastic hivemind that scour the internet to vehemently defend the pies in a spergout
>>122557803Post voice faggot
these matches are so fucking grim
>>122557823my voice is just boring monotone and robotic
collingwood fans are so aggro and high-strung cause they know they're going out in straight sets in the finals subconsciously
>>122557820based incel chud
>>122557835That's fine
>>122557821kek
>>122557766>LOLOL THEY TRYING TO SAVE INNOCENT LIFE SOOO FUNEEEE
These games suck, going to watch predator 2 until the dogs fred game
the best ever gold coast looks like that??
>ABC's nervous that the pies are clutchingwood instead of being the colliwobbles nowbetter pray that the team playing the piegods have a 6 goal lead at 3 qtr time when we play finals and even then we'll probably find a way to comeback in the last qtr
collingfraud fans be like>haha you're talking about us so much we are causing seethe because we're so good cope cope cope seethe cope>*goes back to Facebook comments to defend spic gaicos stats vehemently*
https://twitter.com/AsianDawn4/status/1555597994736594944
You are so mad at Collingwood right now.
how many animal rights activists are also pro-abortion?
any opinion havers on collingwood itt? pro or anti is fine just want to see some more opinion havers
>>122557889based
Got a root lined up for tonight lads
>>122557889doesn't look like self-defence desu, nor does the retaliation seem reasonable given the circumstances.
>>122557909yeah I'm here, Melbourne capitulate against teams after half time constantly. what are collingfraud celebrating? close wins? kek how about lead a whole game and win it for once
>>122557775no offence but you sound like a cunt that has a job
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile - winning is winning.
mason redGOAT
>>122557929hmm an interesting opinion. going to need to hear one from a pro-collingwood opinion haver too to really help me decide
>>122557920>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE STABBING YOU NO FAIRSIES!!!it's not a fucking game you retard
>underwood commentating
>>122557943show me where he had a weapon or posed a direct and immediate threat to his life you fuckhead
>abortion bad because...umm...because muh children!
>>122557952ONE PUNCH CAN KILL
>>122557957I'm just pro-life cause it makes roasties seethe desu, could care less about children
that tassie buzzer is pathetic
>killing children with guns good because...umm...muh second amendment!
>>122557970reckon they should delay the tassie team by another 5 years for this indiscretion
>>122557967huh, you could care less?
>>122557952>multiple masked assailants enter store see owner with knife and jump over the counter anyway>theys jus want the goods jus gib it too demyou are fucking retarded
Jesse is a girls name
>>122557952shut the fuck up you little bitch if this happened to you you'd have pstd for life
>>122557920reasonable fear for his life considering most criminals in america who rob stores are armed>inb4 just wait for the violent criminal to attack you first
>>122557929funny meme idea lads:Melbourne fans when their team is leading by four goals at halftime (they’re going to lose now)and the video is just a crowd leaving
JESSE IS GIRLAND HE'S SO MAD BUT JESSE IS GIRLWHY WOULD YOU NAME A MALE LIKE THAT
I'm serious guys Jesse is a girls name and Jesse Hogan should be embarrassed lol
>"WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE HECKIN CHILDRENRINOS????????!!!!!!!"Why are /pol/chuds like this? it's not like they'll ever have any of their own
>lgbtq+ people bad because...umm...because muh children!
>switched over the the bombers game at half time>heard that "voice"well back to watching ads i guess
>>122558022completely agree but why are you saying it weird like that lol
>raping kids in churches good because...umm...because muh christcuckery!
>>122558034>it's only just a few of them..... because it just is.....okay!
>>122557952he doesn't need to have a weapon for the owner to be in fear of his life you fucking spastic. retarded thinking like this is how dumb cunts end up dead.
>>122558022>pedo poofs grooming children is goodkill yourself
playing kirbys dreamland on gameboy
I like to picture myself as Patrick Bateman or an anime antagonist, fills me with confidence
>>122558019because they're no better than the average redditor, just a bunch of eternally triggered seething faggot manchildren
so i take it from this spergout that yes, all the animal activists in here are pro-abortion. top lel.
>>122558034show me where it says in the bible that raping children is good
commiepoof/piesmong trying really hard today, he's really riding that pies win
>hsgf good because...umm...because muh penis!
>women being enabled to be sluts is a bad thingkek sometimes i wonder why i come here
>>122558034>le not all heckin priests are heckin child raperinos tho!!!!!
>beat sydney>losing to gwsclassic dosn
>>122558083this but government school employees
>>122558072And why wouldn't I be happy that we beat the reigning premiers and sealed a top 4 spot pretty much? we always play well against sydney in sydney and might even have the chance to deny our archrivals a spot in the 8 after all their hype this season
lmao like just don't kill babies or rape/groom children. it's really not hard. not even a christcuck btw.
imagine being a triggered little christcuck bitch on 4chan of all places, go back to fucking r/conservative or something jesus christ
>>122555119Now what?
>>122558112I will pray for you to see the light.
>>122558107look mate we've all agreed the babies are going to be either killed or raped so you can take that centrist shit out of here
fuck me, accidentally cut meself shaving
>my dad's an atheist and almost 60Worried about his soul desu
>>122558114Based
whats with boomer christcuck right wing retarded faggot manchildren and their obsession with the word "groomer"
>>122558114good image
https://voca.ro/1oeM0Yp91Cha
>>122558114
>what's with buzzword buzzword buzzword and their obsession with buzzwordall /pol/shit to /pol/ cheers. doesn't make it any less insufferable than rightshit just cos it's leftshit
>>122558129oh wow this image is simply too much for my mind to handle i fear i may have to leave this place and never return
you know in real life i dont actually hate christcucks, i dont even call myself atheist, i actually call myself agnostic but fuck i hate the christcuck faggots on 4chan, you dont belong here you triggered snowflake bitches, go back to r/conservative and cry about fucking abortion or something you snowflake manbabies
stewart i thought i told you to shavee those sideburns
this spergout is just a larp isn't it?
pies are on fire
No one cares you faggot cunt just fuck off
some really interesting reading itt
>>122557496knew one of you nonces would be posting a screenshot
if you want to murder babies and suck off criminals go post on srp
>>122558187no i fucking hate christcucks on 4chan, dont hate them in real life though, i usually defend christcucks when my atheist friends and family shit all over christcuckery
damo finna absolutely rekt dosn in the midweek rub talkin bout fake wins if they lose today fr fr
alright guys im done sorry for the spergout, think i'll do some incel posting later tonight, we all enjoy incel posting dont we?
a large portion of the last 50 posts have just been me talking to myself
this thread is all me on 28 different devices each with airplane mode
sick of arguing with my fucking mum over the dumbest shit, i'm supposed to be going to the cats game tonight but because i slept in she reckons i should just watch it at home and spend the afternoon applying for jobs. i fuckin bought tickets 2 weeks ago, dumb cunt needs to be put in place
i reckon there's less than 10 unique posters in /alf/, if i didnt post so much and reply to myself so much /alf/ would be a lot less active, its honestly pathetic how dead /alf/ is, did it used to be more active 5-10 years ago? i've only been on /alf/ for a year and a half, i've already become a toptier poster though
dead sport. dead general
reckon the suns' shade of red needs to be slightly darker. the current bright red with yellow is a bit plastic-looking.
reckon footy's next evolution is having a breeze direction and speed indicator available for players to see on the big screen. chucking grass is too primitive
where is everyone?
>>122558319they're all here mate just basking in the post-sperg afterglow
>>122558319waiting for the free-to-air game
>>122558318it would confuse all the african players, they can't read numbers
>>122557496Which ad?
i miss reality check so much
>>122558295the shittest thing is how dead threads become after midnight.it's disturbing just how packed to the brim this place is with facebook-browsing turbo normalfags who hit the hay at 11pm..
>>122558319Playing video games
>>122558373we were so focussed on expelling rc, we never stopped to ask if we should
>>122558373same, he was the only person on here that has seen any kind of success. only person on here that has any kind of integrity, honour and valour
>>122558384>facebook-browsing turbo normalfags who hit the hay at 11pmCrisp me>>122558295Nah there's at least 30-50 regulars as crazy as that sounds. Threads felt more active for longer about 10 years ago but there was probably fewer posters. Because everyone used to be a tripfag it literally was just a public group chat between like 20 different people.
>>122558402trip on fatcunt
would be hilarious if the suns lose all of their remaining games and go back to being a bottom-four team next year
>>122552795One the great sporting injustices of all time
i'm fucking starving, is it too early to make dinner?I got subway for lunch at 12, how am I starving already?
crazy how easy it is for players to deliberately take the ball over the boundary to avoid getting pinged for htb
why dont we all use trips?
>>122558217well i'm the anon to first bring up abortion itt (in regards to the hypocrisy of militant animal activists being almost universally pro-abortion) and i'm also agnostic and didn't mention christianity once yet the torrent of anti-christian seething that followed says more about you than it does about christcucks.
>>122558480because then we'd be r/afl but talking about prozzies instead of the mcu
>>122558295i'm at least 5 of those "unique" posters
>>122558414i think theres probably only 25-35 regulars
>Taranto out>Didn't even realiseJUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
what are we eating for shalom slop satdee
>>122558482>the hypocrisy of militant animal activists being almost universally pro-abortionPretty simple. Animals are innocent and the industrial slaughter of living beings for consumption is inhumane. And women should have autonomy over their body and their reproductive organs without having decisions about their body forced on them by the government. Not sure what your issue is with this?
>>122558543>shalom slop satdeeHeh
>>122558543curried chicken party pies
>launceston breeze ending snus finals hopes for goodcrisp
>>122558448is it too early?I had dinner 4 and a half hours ago
>>122558547>And women should have autonomy over their body and their reproductive organsthey do that's how they get preggers dummy. you can't just murder the human growing inside you because it would cramp your party lifestyle. do you think women have so little agency they can't control if they are a cumdumpster or not?
EatSleepFootyRepeat
>agency
Been fiending for one of these. Only issue is the price. When all said and done if I order this in large meal plus a second burger I'm looking at $25 for fucking hungry jacks. I can go to the local boutique burger joint down the road and get one of their burgers in a meal for cheaper if I pick it up.
would love a curry slampig
>>122557665Who right now
Is that the McDonald's logo on the ball itself?
im not very smart but it seems to me that both left wing faggots AND right wing faggots both want their big daddy government to tell them what they can do, how they can do it and when they can do it
>>122558628$25 is the new $15
>>122558628just fucken do it mate, fucken buy it and smash it down mate no regrets
>>122558652pretty much
Loom margin is IN for the GWS Dosn game
loomfaggotry isnt funny, its just childish, even reddit-ish to be honest
so glad i have parents who enable my NEET lifestyle and even encourage it instead of "CHING CHONG WEN U GON GET JOB, U NEED TO STUDY 2 BCOME DOCTOR" parents
Lads, anti loomer just posted
>>122558651Yep, it's back this year after making its debut in the 90s
trying to say leek aleer aliir aliir five times fast without overenunciating the Rs and sounding quite arabic
https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1555468562684338177
We should import south americans to play our sport next, IMAGINE the midweek seething over playing for free kicks
its a bloody saturday arvo and /alf/ is dead as fuck, how sad, what are the normal faggots out with their "mates" or something?
>>122558744>We should import south americansOnly if they are really attractive women. No men. Definitely not to play sport.
w*man commentators should only commentate on AFLW frfr
>>122558729I think I just worshipped allah
>>122558751they didn't get that free year of kayo
why is this thread so fucking dead, what happened to this place, it's a shrewd husk of its former self
Lads, Chol just posted
>>122558751hopefully getting run over by a based drunk driver especially if they're on a date with a woman
lads, black cunt just posted
chol just posted
https://twitter.com/YALiberty/status/1554489702148890624
you shouldnt be allowed to post in /alf/ if you're normal faggot scum
lads, nigger hit the ball with a stick
>>122558767>>122558771>>122558772huh?
sent out a few twitter DM's to see if any guys wanna come over and exchange blowjobs tonight
>>122558775this, normalfags should all just fuck off to their globohomo websites like reddit twitter tiktok and instafag and stay there
>>1225587613 months ago I went from 1000 posts per week to like 50
>elijah hollands is on my bench
>>122558789don't forget bigfooty
LOOM LOOM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>122558695>loom margin>Q3
>>122558797>taranto out and hollands is on bench but not emergencyJUST
>>122558795and this is my trick! i don't want to remarry i just want to fuck! click here for more
>>122558795you were doing 150 posts a day?
>>122558751I've been playing video games all day. Only posting rn because I'm on the toilet doing a big stinky Adelaide crows camp Once im done im pretty much out of spirits so might head to Dan Murphys to get some.
lol they reckon there's 9000 at the hawks game
>loom potential in both gameslads...
wait you poofs actually play video games? grow the fuck up
>>122558808Easily 250 on footy days
>bummers in charge of handling the pressure of a close game
>>122558821Yeah lad.
>>122558797going through that clip, frame by frame is fucking hilarious
BIG MAC
go mac!
>>122558821>>122558055I only play /vr/ makes me cool
>Mandrew
>>122558797is that scomo?
>McAnguskekKEK
>>122558821I also watch anime
>>122558860post cute ainme grils!
>>122558797SameJUST JUST JUST
snus hawks loom margin: IN
>vc loopholed Clayton Oliver>had Touk Miller as captain>mean to do the loophole to make Oliver captain>suns had first game of the day>forgot to do the loophole before the game startedJUST
it's hard to post when trannies ban you for saying nigger
>>122558833>just permanent eye damage she'll be right
>>122558868ok
LOOM
>>122558891dam bih got a head twice the width of her torso fr
Loomers...
>BROOOOOOOOOST
Mac Andrew just cost Suns the game
tipped suns cause one of you poofs told me too
>>122558940Gold Coast are legit dangerous to your wallet.
>>122558940>listening to advice from people on 4channgmi
And with that, boys, the sun has set...
>Another team that's in front by a straight goal scoring first when there's <4 minutes to go episodeSICK OF IT AS A LOOMER FUCKING SICK OF IT
suns are legit spastics this year
t-this can't be happening!
>parish back >get dominated When will Essendon learn?
>>122558952
>>122558961>the rich flee the country
What should I say?
>>122558980Forgot pic
IMAGINE a world without normies/NPC's
we're a prozzie team at whorethornwe're the busty asian whoreswe love our cock and we're paid to shagriding the dongs with a grin at whorethorn
>>122558985So are you from the Poo or the Peeland?
>>122558985eyes of a woman that'll cut your balls off while you sleep
>>122558985Say I’m Ukrainan. Why don’t you come and invade me
reckon that seppo will be fuming he lost his 5 buckos on the bummers
>>122558960you best watch yourself or your gonna get cancelledhttps://www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip-hop/spazz-lyrics-beyonce-lizzo-disability-experts-opinion-1235121272/
>>122558985>russian and kiwi (mix of the worst people in the world)>probably grapples with men rubbing their cock all over her in bjj (fake sport) training
Dal Santo just said "reality check" in the Bombers match hehe
>>122558961Everything is tax the rich this and free shit that. Go get a fucking job you stupid hippies
>>122558961Do these people get paid to defend billionaires?
>>122558985start with "Hey Goblina"
>>122558986funny how the only person I know who died of COVID was unvaccinated and taking horse ivermectin
>>122559031of course not you conspiracy nut!
>>122558985>doesn't drinkInstant no from me.
>>122552795i don't have a hat in collingood or melbourne but tbf umps were screwing around in that game
RIP that seppos 5 dollars who bet on Dosn. Let that be a lesson to you, never trust the fat degenerate gamblers on /alf/
[click clicking stops]
>brisbane lion>owns a shitbullpottery
>>122559064based poosh
>>122559064joshphillipss_ that you mate?
>>122559064lol how do i delete a post?
>>122559064based poosh pushing the digital ID for online trolls closer to reality
I honestly don't like any of you
imagine being associated in any way with the fraudmantle football club
>IMAGINE a world without normies/NPC's
>>122559079damn, and I was about to invite you to my 50th next week
>>122559064looking good mate
HAHA TIME FOR FRED
>>122559092Please wint. blooser
>I love his big agressive body
hope Weightman, Naughton and Frederick all get their heads caved in
need fred to win ladst. aints fan
>>122559105>need fred to win ladsOH NONONONONO
>>122559064I don’t care about racism on social media that much, but fuck does it shit me when these absolute poofs use American inspired /pol/ comments as if they are living in America. What he said makes no fucking sense when said to an Australian.
got stung by a bee two days ago, still have swelling and a red band from the sting site on the bottom of my foot to the top
You worthless fat lazy dumb cunt NEET spastics gonna make a new fucking thread already or nah
>match with girl on bumble >preddy cute>catholic>apolitical>doesn't have instagram and rarely uses any social media>wants kidsOk seems promising>is a doctorFuck never mind
>>122559117i'll bake
>>122559117not my job
i want to fit in
three hours until the next game, could plan this shit better
Oh the Dogs are in retro guernseysLooking good mates
>>122559127crisp chad warner's lover
>>122559138>>122559138>>122559138MIGRATE
>>122559123why's that bad
>>122559143Doctors all have huge god complexes, "trust the science" medical establishment shills and are generally dumb as fuck. I have also previously dated two women who were doctors and just can't stand them. Weird sort of person to want to work with blood and guts and deal with death all day too.
>>122559143won't date his neet spastic ass
>>122559166Not all of them do >GP >Radiologist >Dermatologist >Anaesthesiologist >Pharmacist >Medical oncology All comfy doctor jobs that rarely or never see blood and guts
>>122559280Also Psychiatry but that may bring it's own issues
>>122559166have known a few doctors and tbf they are pretty emotionally stunted, I mean they're literally not allowed to have a life. bust your arse in school, rigorous 6 years of uni, go into interning then residency then specialising where you're expected to half kill yourself from over work. Makes them wierd that many miss foundational life moments. would disagree they have god complexes, most are quite aware of their fallibility and aware that due to the competitive nature of the industry they are infinitely replaceable
>>122559280>>Dermatologistliterally one of the grosser ones. pressure sores, fat cunt folds, fungus, gangrenes
>>122559374In a public setting yeah, most of them move on to private clinics where they cure eczema, do skin lasering and fix teenagers with acne, with the occasional boil and foot incision to drain pus.
>>122553538'franchise'fuckhead
BASED ELITEMANTLE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTALL MY DOCKIES FINNA BOUTTA HAVE A BASED TIME
>>122552242Not a sport
>>122561006>Football >Carry the ball all game >Plays last 2 - 8 seconds Tell me more about what you think a sport is burger
