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MLW: Taylor hits three-run shot as Brewers top Cards
SEA: France leaves game after collision at first base
PIT: Ke'Bryan Hayes being evaluated for shoulder injury
ATL: Dansby Swanson hits two more homers in victory
CWS: Robert (leg) out of lineup Thursday vs. Orioles
CWS: Danny Mendick diagnosed with torn right ACL
MIA: Berti nets two more steals, Marlins sweep Rockies
BOS: Red Sox option Jeter Downs back to Worcester
SF: Giants and Rangers finalize Calhoun-Duggar trade
MIN: Byron Buxton out Thursday with knee discomfort
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jays
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>>121469236
>MIA: Berti nets two more steals
Someone should be trying to trade for him.
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doyers
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BERDS!!!!!
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Top 5 Most historic NL teams in no particular order

Jints
Doyers
Bravos
Cusb
Berds

Honorable mention: Reds

Top 5 Most historic AL teams in no particular order
Red Sox
Yankees
????
????
????

Twins? Tigers?
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>>121469301
my mind goes to A's, O's, and Tigers.
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>>121469301
Unironically Mariners
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>>121469301
White Sox, Tigers
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>>121469301
>cubs
>historic
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>>121469333
yah, A's for philthadelphia and their 70's run +89, detroit for ty cobb
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>>121469342
heh
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>>121469373
a's are kind of historically relevant just for crossing the country. philly to KC to oakland and maybe moving again.
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no cock for us today, angelbros
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everyone knows cobb but no one remembers sam crawford
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>>121469342
Good call
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>>121469342
Such many cases.
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>>121469403
hardly anyone remembers Wally Backman either
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>>121469244
delete this shit
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>>121469469
wally backman isn't the all-time leader in triples
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>>121469510
and yet, people don't remember him.
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>>121469301
Astros have been in the AL for 10 years
Astros have been to the ALCS 5 years
Name anything more historic
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Montas is gonna look good in a Braves uni
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Where does Aaron judge go next season and why is it the angels?
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Mmm! I always love checking out the seasonal fritters at Royal Street Veranda (by Pirates) - these one are blueberry with a lemon curd on the side! I had some savory jalapeño ones once and those were a top Disneyland snack for me!! :) :)
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Will Sosa save us?
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>>121469632
Ahh yes, another generational talents for Moreno to steal life energy from!
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>Ohtani gets traded to Giants
>Giants sign Aaron Judge
There are certainly a timeline were this happens.
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>>121469632
maybe if they trade trout and ohtani and judge is the new guy they build around.

but it's tough to seem them dropping another $30+m when they have ward
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>>121469615
He will have a very high price. The best player available for the trade deadline.
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>>121469771
tradevalues puts him at roughly $37m surplus value.
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Angels should only spend big on FA pitchers
And even if they should go for a position player it should be a second baseman or catcher
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wasn't that easy to put something together for atlanta.
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>>121469831
>>121469903
tradevalues is a meme and should not be taken seriously
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>>121469903
The Braves are the new Dodgers, where they'll just fleece every team with their endless pool of "top flight prospects" that only pan out if the Braves don't trade them
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>>121469941
no, it's not a meme at all. their track record is fairly good with regard to values in trades that have actually happened recently.

the guys who run it know how major league teams assign value. the specific needs of a team or its scouting assessments or timeline could alter things, but for the most part they are a good rough guideline.
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>>121469236
My pirates (:
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>they destroyed france's wrist
>his replacement bats .170
well at least there will probably be a lot of value games this year and next
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>>121470002
>the guys who run it know how major league teams assign value
no they don't.
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>>121469244
based
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m's
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are the A's trying to lose? I haven't seen them play yet this year
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gAys lmao
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is this what it takes to win?
just rolling over and waiting for the other team to start throwing?
man what a bad game
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why tf are you guys watching a sea-oak game anyway?
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>>121470201
It's the only game that's on rn.
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>Ohtani thread is dead
Hello /mlb/ I am back.
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I'm sure my Mariners will make it a way better series against the Angels this time now that our last all-star tier hitter is fucking injured too.
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>go on Twitter
>LISTEN YOU *MUST* RECOGNIZE WHAT OHTANI IS DOING. STOP NOT CARING ABOUT IT. YOU NEED TO WRITE A TEN PAGE ESSAY ON HOW GOOD OHTANI IS.
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if he's so good, how come his team doesn't win shit?

checkmate.
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Lmaooo that As batter shitted on the umpire something fierce
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UMPball putting this game out of it's misery.
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chokeland pathetics
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Ohtani isn't even playing today and he's still causing seethe and butthurt
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poor Frankie
hope he gets traded somewhere he can win and make bank
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deserved retribution for hurting the most important player of the team, thank you umpchads
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>>121470291
I've never seen this happen. The reality is Ohtani gets most of the attention he deserves and that attention laps anyone else in the MLB by a lot.
>>121470324
>>121470356
If it's art you want it's art you'll get.
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So this is what it takes for the Mariners to win 3 in a row..
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>>121470375
this image has gotten trips twice, it is that legendary
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>>121470375
>I've never seen this happen
Happens all the time. People talk about Ohtani and he deserves a lot of praise, but said people will be obnoxious about it and ask, "Why aren't more people talking about this?" like it's not happening around them often and that others are obligated to give a shit.
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>>121470375
HOLY BASED, umps are making sure if the robots are coming they're going out in style.
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>d00d Ohtani is like if you combined Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds! He's totally not just Cole Hamels and Edwin Encarnacion
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>>121470438
kek so true
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>>121470416
Oh if that's what you meant then you might have a point. I don't know why anyone would say then when he gets the most attention by far in the MLB.
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i miss that brother bonds like you yankees wouldn't believe
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>>121470492
Justin's brother is known for being corny as fuck but I see lots of posts similar to this lel
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Barrystin Bondlander
Rickdy Henderfax
Aaryan Noludge
Wladro Martinuerro Sr
Babert Ruthjols
Gianclayton Stantshaw
Bigmark McUnitwire
Shohei Ohtani
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>>121470537
Oh you were talking about Verlander?
I won't tolerate any slander because he's one of us.
He does take it really far though if I'm being honest. But I think it's because he was really invested before Ohtani got big and now he wants to shittalk the naysayers from before.
Reminds me a little bit of CC Sabathia, feels like they always want to let people know they were an Ohtani fan or called it before everyone else.
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>The New York Mets and Minnesota Twins are among a few clubs showing an early interest in acquiring Cincinnati Reds right-hander Luis Castillo, according to Jon Heyman of the New York Post.
Someone should tell the Mets spending more millions won’t save their punk ass.
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Attendance: 8,215
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>>121470708
https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/OAK/OAK202205020.shtml
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>>121470708
unironically good turnout for the a's these days, great for a day game
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>>121470158
Yes
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Hopefully with Holmes closing instead of Chapman, the Yankees can win against the Astros by not giving up a 3 run home run in the 9th like what has happened every time for the last 5 years.
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>>121469236
>mlw
nice try. do it over
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>manlet gets plunked
it's already starting!
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HBP lmao.
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good start, next time aim for his cheating face though
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>>121470416
>>121470492
the general point is that the MLB doesn't get any attention from the media, sure he's the most famous player in baseball circles but people who don't pay attention to baseball don't know he exists. ESPN didn't even mention his historic back-to-back games because they were too busy talking about hypothetical nba trade proposals
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>>121470708
>>121470743
>>121470790
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>>121469615
With Morton showing signs of life the barves don't really need a starter and yes I'm aware how much a disaster their 5th starter roulette has been. What they really need is a bench (they have matzek and I think Yates comin back so I dont know if they need a mediocre blowpen arm) and/or cut ozuna since the only thing he can hit is his wife.
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>>121470835
>>121470836
>>121470837
>already seething
just wait until they put up the 10 spot :)
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>>121470848
Different pitchers this time.
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>>121470865
:)
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Stankeebros our plan is backfiring
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>carlos beltran calling this game for the yankees
why in the fucking world does this cheater have to be around when his cheating team is there?
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>>121470884
the irony
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>STANKEES

LMAO
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BREGMAN
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:) :) :)
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Mariners beat these guys for crying out loud
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>STANKEES
BUT BUT MUH TRASH CANS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>yankees pitcher has an infinite ERA atm
yikes
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Hahahaha Yankees
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>>121470884
seethe Yankeefag.
We are cheating again, yes you will catch us.
You wont do shit.
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it's over.
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Good hanging ball there.
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Off night. Tomorrow’s starter is better.
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rip yankees. astros own new york.
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>>121470901
>AY-TONE THE ONLY WAY SOMEONE CAN BEAT DA BRONX BAMBAS IS TO CHEAT
>NAH TONE I WONT LISTEN THAT THEY WASNT USIN THE TRASH CANS WHEN THEY BEAT US IN THE ALCS
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Yankees will lose tonight, then win the next three.
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cheatstros trash banging will forever ring rent-free in stankeefag's heads
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>>121470942
>ring
uh oh yankees haven't had a call in decades.
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*looks at upcoming schedule*
its joever philliebros
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Houston only cares about beating the Yankees. They don’t care about anything else. Hence why they lost to the Nationals and Braves.
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>>121470938
Wishful thinking lad
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the yankees are winning this game
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>>121470952
We beat your most hated rival in the ALCS last year, you're welcome.
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>>121470958
You know it be true. This is the worst pitcher of the four.
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>>121470624
If CC calls someone a dawg you know damn well they're a dawg
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You see this guy right here...this is my fuckin boy.
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>>121470915
Yeah, verlander :)
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>>121470988
He’s getting old, and the Mariners punked him.
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>>121470952
Yankees don't even care about winning in the playoffs, they just hope someone beats the Astros and Sox, because they can't
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>>121470986
>alex goatman
based desu
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i hope a lot of players get beaned on both sides
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>>121470996
>has a terrible game
>and still has one of the best 5 ERAs
whew lad
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>>121470986
He's possibly the biggest fraud of all time.
Mvp votes until they were caught with their heads in trash cans and then became a massive shitter
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>>121470986
That right there, is the Hebrew Hammer.
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>>121471012
He’s still getting old
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uh oh cheatstrobros
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>>121471014
U seem upset :^)
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astrobros what's going on????? i thought we had this in the bag...
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>>121471014
Oh I'm sorry, faggot. You have to cry harder to get my attention.
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>>121471025
so are you...
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>>121471004
Yankees had terrible players then who were AAA at best. Needed to get better players.
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>>121471032
don't you mean, in the can* ;)
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Gonna say it because nobody else has the guts to. The Tequila Sunrise unis are massively overrated
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>>121469632
>>121469632
Red Sox trade Chris Sale to a contender and lets J.D Martinez go to the West coast and resign Devers, Bogarts and get Judge.
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>CHEATSTROS

LMAO
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TIED
>>
IT'S TIED
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>ASSTROS
>DISASTROS
>FATSRTOS
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>ASSTROS
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
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What a bomb.
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Off night. Tomorrow’s starter is better.
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GET READY, ASSTROS. HE'S BACK;
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another typical yankee stadium porch job
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G I A N C A R L O

NON SI PUÒ S T O P A R L O

A S T A N T O N I A N HOMERUN

(In the same cadence as Sterling's Stanton HR call)

M A R A R A K O V I T S

MAKES MY C O C K A' T W I T C H

MEREDITH M I L K T R U C K JUST ARRIVE
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>>121471066
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>>121471081
>second deck
>porch job
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>>121471081
same distance
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Looks like the trash is in the other bin...
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>>121471081
stros have the same advantage, but go off!
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>>121471096
tell me this isn't scripted AF
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this hispanic announcer on the yankee booth is really irritating to listen to
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>>121471066
>resign Devers, Bogarts and get Judge
lmfao i really hope you dont actually think chaim bloom is going to pay even one of those men, let alone all three
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>>121471103
lol this series is 100% scripted but its fun to watch
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>>121471109
they needed someone with trash can banging experience
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>>121471109
that's astros cheating mastermind carlos beltran, literally no one likes him and it's a mystery why he was hired
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Stankees are cheating, stealing signs.
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>>121471133
U seem upset :^)
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Sorry, Alex Cora was the mastermind.
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>>121471109
Maybin is just as bad. Awful when either of them is on
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>>121471154
at least you can understand what maybin is saying
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Can you honestly name a better team?
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>>121471139
no ur pitcher is just extremely nervous and throwing big ol meatballs
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>>121471164
>Those poorly inserted gems
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>>121471164
it's pretty historic, no team has ever appeared in 50% of the League Championships since joining the league
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>GIANCARLOBOMBER
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>>121471142
yeah i'm mildly upset that i have to listen to him for 9 innings, i don't give a shit about the cheating but his analysis is all retarded surface-level shit like "well you know stanton has to feel good after hitting that home run" and he stutters and struggles to find his words a lot
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>>121471132
>>121471133
wtf. he must have some dirt on them because he is dogshit.
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>>121471178
uhhh, refresh the stream
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>>121471154
Maybins banter is better than kay and O’Neils banter. It’s like audio melatonin
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>>121471181
then listen to the radio broadcast, like a real man; you think I want to listen to Geoff Blum? No I listen to Steve Sparks and Robert Ford (who I just found out is black)
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HOLY SHIT BREGMAN WENT DEEEEEEEEEEEEEP YANKEES BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Where is ABG?
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>>121471197
>better than O’Neills banter
absolutely not, even with the audio delay since he refuses to come into NY
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DUUUUUUUUUDE did they just bean Altuve on the first pitch? it's fucking on!
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>>121469903
AA would never do that. He'll stand pat with the usual "getting Soroka back is like a trade!" spiel, either that or go for more cheap rentals

>>121469989
Morton was prob the last one they gave away really, for bust Nate McLouth, ugh, who was coming off an AllStar career best season 2bf

Fleeced the fuck out of the DBacks several times, one wouldn't have been as bad if they wouldn't have messed with Shelby Miller's throwing motion, he never was the same. That's why the Braves never tinkered with Alex Wood's herky jerky nonsense, fuck it, stick with what works

Even after they blew the team up to go into Astros rebuild into champeen moed, none of the guys they gave up really became huge studs elsewhere. Kimbrel was OK but frustrating for every fanbase that had him and never really as good as his OVentbrel ROY days. Those first years in Atl he had 40-50 saves per year, but only got 40 once after he left. Boston got some good years out of him, but SD and the Chicago's sure as shit didn't. I guess JUpton was alright for a couple years there with Detroit & LAA but WGAS, fell off hard after 18, & da Braves had used all those trades and picks on guys like Fried & Riley.

tl;dr u rite bruh
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>>121471226
imagine talking about something other than the series of the month
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neato, gallo will now proceed to strike out four times for the rest of the night
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Idiot fan almost Bartman’d that
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Based Yankees fan trying to make that a foul
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Imagine what it's like living in Houston. Must be an absolute living hell. Apparently only a small portion of the population there even speaks english.
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have you voted for all the players on your team today, despite only about 4 of them being "all stars"?
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Go Yankees beat the ass stinks
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>>121471244
Or 3 walks.
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FFS ASTROS DO NOT FUCK THIS UP GOD DAMMMMMITTTT
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>>121471248
bartman did nothing wrong though
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>>121471259
cringe
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>>121471255
why yes i did vote for joey gallo over mike trout and byron buxton today, thank you for asking!
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>>121471254
Everyone there is just saying they're glad they don't live in LA.
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why are pitchers always so overweight?
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>>121471259
>the dane fag comes out of his weeb hole
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>>121471254
Imagine actually living inside the city limits of Houston, lol.

I'm fine in my upper class community that is 95% white and everyone lives on 3 acres or more :)
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WHY THE FUCK IS VALDEZ STILL IN
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>>121471260
nopers
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So, what caused the made up game in Houston next week to get postponed in April?
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>>121471305
You're a basement dwelling incel still living with your boomer parents.
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Broken bat is bad luck

It's over for the stankees
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>>121471244
checking now
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>>121470375
The reality is this is a weaboo loser dipshit forum as a whole, which an OG oldfag like myself never fully grasped until every Olympics when the f/a/ggots & pedos would arrive en masse for figure skating & gymnastics nonsense. Back in my day we'd bully /mu/ & /a/, not become them. I just always assumed I was shooting the shit with fellow sports bros who grew up playing sports like me, not a buncha fuckin anime dragoncon nerds. I tried to watch Akira one time... turned that goofy shit off 10-15 min in
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>>121471326
refresh your stream, the inning is over
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>>121471310
That's why
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>>121471323
>basement
Tell me you know nothing about Texas without saying you know nothing about Texas...
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Valdez is a groundballer machine and he can't keep the ball from flying.
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>that smug smirk on the ump's face as he punches DJ out
holy based
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>>121471344
He doesn't know we can't have basements in southern Texas. I mean, you can, but you gotta reinforce it with concrete. You live in the woodlands don't you?
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>>121471344
I've never been west of the Mississippi and never plan to. I'm a first worlder.
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>>121471372
>has no real world experience
>calls others incels
>votes against his economic interests
biggest oof
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>>121471371
Close enough
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Idk wtf is up with this stream. Altuve on bat 2-2?
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ALTUVE FUCKS YA
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>>121471401
close enough
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Yankees need to get a pitcher who owns Altuve.
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>>121471394
Hello fellow rich fag
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is there a better rivalry right now than astros yanks?
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this mlb.tv blackout shit is the stupidest shit ever

like I couldn't watch games the other day because it was on ESPN, I have to use a VPN to watch, and then sometimes it's on appleTV

what did I pay for exactly?
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>>121471427
Not at all, and that's why everyone watches this series.
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>>121471424
didn't use to be "rich", just 4 years ago my house was only worth $400k, but now it's $1.25m
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whoopsie
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>>121471441
They think the common man has the time to attend every single game both home and away.
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>>121471441
you're paying for ease of use on your tv vs pirating on your pc. that's literally it.
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is Taillon playing the long con?

>grow up in houston
>get really good
>yankees pay you
>purposely lose to the astros
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Now that's a porch shot
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ANOTHER 3-RUN BLAST

LOL THIS FUCKEN GAME
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yordan has a huge dick
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>>121471472
I can't use it on my TV
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Dingers all the time.
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>STANKEES
STANKEES
>STANKEES
STANKEES
>STANKEES
STANKEES
>STANKEES
STANKEES
>STANKEES
STANKEES
>STANKEES
STANKEES
>STANKEES
STANKEES
>STANKEES
STANKEES
>STANKEES
STANKEES
>STANKEES
STANKEES
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>>121471503
there was an infographic not that long ago that like most of the league gets >50% of their runs off home runs now

ridiculous
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Need to get better pitchers. Just how crazy good were those pitchers for the Nationals and Braves?
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>>121471456
>4 years
That's not a good thing, but it's a good thing for you personally. Congrats.
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Holy based
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Fuck I missed the homer
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>>121471531
Blessed game
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>>121471535
it barely cleared the fence, nothing impressive

315 ft to the right field, pathetic
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Taillon clearly isn't ready for the biggest of big stages.
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>>121471535
it was a line drive. 360 ft.
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oh no jankees bros did we get too cocky?
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>>121471544
Dubs, it's over stankees

>>121471547
Harcore cope and seethe XXX
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>>121471563
Nice
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The biggest problem with the Yankees, is they have the worst front office in baseball, or all of sports. Very comparable to the Rangers at MSG as we saw recently. The Yankees time and time again, never get good pitchers. I mean look at this guy, he's terrible.
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the astros must be cheating
there is no way that my yankees could be imploding like this
fucking cheatstros
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>>121471615
Is there one pitcher for the Yankees who could start for another team?
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/mlb/ is becomes crickets when my stros start winning

Kek
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>>121471644
Yankees aren't putting their best on the field, and those who are on the field are a bunch of losers.
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>>121471655
Gerrit Cole
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cheatstros are at it again
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Do players still dip?
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kino rain slowmo shot
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The Yankees need to do the same thing the Red Sox did after the Yankees lost the 2001 and 2003 World Series. After the Yankees lost those series, the Red Sox got the ace pitcher of those teams, Curt Schilling and Josh Beckett. Those two guys completely owned the Yankees when they were in Boston. The Yankees need to get the ace pitchers of the Nationals and Braves when they won the World Series against Houston, in order to own the Astros come October.
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>>121471704
This game better not get delayed I swear to fuck
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You just know he fucking uses steroids
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>It's Astros-Yankees? Send over a crate of the special balls...
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>>121471734
Rather just end it, the Yankees aren't showing any fight in this game.
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Here comes the rain delay
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>>121471739
Kind of like AJ
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Go Yankees make a comeback
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Learn to hit a fucking curve ball. These guys remind me of the Rangers during the Stanley Cup playoffs. Same lackadaisical performance and should throw the season for the draft. Because they aren't championship material by a long shot.
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Can you imagine how much pussy rain has gotten...
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>>121471739
Oops anonie you accidentally used a picture of Alvarez not Judge
>>121471746
Not surprised at all. Yankee games have been filled with hrs from both sides and I’ve been saying it for weeks. And for the past couple days the Astros games have had lots of homers too. This series is almost definitely gonna be a slug fest
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>>121471779
thank you for your support danebro
>>121471615
>The Yankees time and time again, never get good pitchers.
this is bait or you're WFAN caller level retarded
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>>121471779
>>121471810
Is there anyone that makes cringier posts than you?
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>>121471824
Judge doesn't win, so how can he be juiced?
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>>121471779
>>121471810
Do you make any decisions on your own or do you just love and hate whatever reddit and /mlb/ tell you to?
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Lol every Yankees fan acting like this game is over. Valdez looks like shit and they have hector neris as a closer. We’ll be fine
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>>121471832
Then why can't any Yankee pitcher shut down Houston in the last 5 years?
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@Denmark you like Momoclo?
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>babby park bowl
astros and yankees a tradition unlike any other
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>>121471867
That third inning was garbage
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>>121471867
t. Very nervous man
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Carlos Beltran just said that the 2017 Astros WS "win" is tainted.
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Taillon is pitching scared
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>>121471869
obviously yankees pitching was shit up until they fired rothschild, but their pitching was great in 2021 and it's been even better in 2022 up until the last few days. having a rough stretch doesn't mean the pitching is bad
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Bow down, losers.
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honestly pretty based of the yankees to offer beltran a job he’s terrible at just to have him say the astros cheated every now and then
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>>121471970
Its making me nervous that they still don't have what it takes to beat Houston
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>>121471893
I don't know them. I will check them out
I haven't listen to much Jpop.
I'm more of a Kpop man
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Embarrassing. The guy doesn't bat 1.000, so why can't you get him out?
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>>121469236
choose who you like better
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altuve is going to hit for the cycle today isnt he
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>>121472048
the hgh cycle
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Brantley is under the raider
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>>121471912
We’ve come back from bigger deficits before. This isn’t a loss if Jamo can survive the 5th without a run
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>>121472046
I'm impartial to both
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>>121471867
the astros are 35-3 when they score first
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If this game were at the old Yankee Stadium there'd be laser pointers at Altuve and gabagool all over the field causing a delay
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I saw Joe Maddon at a grocery store in Long Beach yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>121472187
kinda like this?
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Go Yankees
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>>121472187
old Yankee Stadium was in Mexico City? sure explains why 90% of your fanbase is hispanic
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>>121472242
have you seen nyc in 2022? think what john rocker said 2 decades ago, only 5x more pozzed
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>>121472257
the bronx is worse than mexico city homie
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Fun game. Lobe me some baybaw.
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>>121472304
how many gnats fans have died there?
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>>121472271
>t. has never stepped foot in nyc
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>>121472257
hispanics all picked their teams in the 90s, thats why it's always Cowboys, Yankees, Dodgers, Raiders
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>>121472330
>90's doyers and raiders
did you mean to type 80's and 90's?
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>>121472321
Didnt you guys vote to let non-citizens vote in elections and laws and shit like that?
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>>121470970
CC do be calling Shohei a dawg. For real though he said he was the best in like 2018, what a call.
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>>121472187
>>121472242
>yankees fans point lasers at altuve
>altuve complains to the umpire who stops the game and uses the review mic to tell fans to stop
>yankees fans go apeshit and throw trash onto the field
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>>121472359
I wasn't born, so I don't care
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>>121472321
I've been 3 times. It's grotesque, full of homeless people, first time I saw a pack of rats in public, and there's garbage bags flying in the cold. That I wouldn't be lying to you if people looked freakish on average on the Subway.
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>>121472383
then don't talk about shit you know nothing about
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Stop throwing bad pitches over the plate.
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>>121472383
I sure hope you don't care about World Series wins for your team before you were born then.
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fucking yuli
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>ynr the diamondback /lifelong/ fans from the 00s
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>>121472370
anyone have the webm of the yankee fag who flipped off the entire world after a home run?
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>>121472397
Oh and the bus drivers fucking yell 24/7 as if they're in the middle of a crack binge
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Dawg recognize Dawg
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>>121472412
why would I, my team didn't make it to the world series until I was 3, and didn't win until 2017
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>>121472492
Two dawgs
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>>121472412
imagine being one of those cucks lol

sounds like the cowboy fags I know
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>>121472501
same except replace 3 with 11.
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>>121472535
you're almost 30 :\
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>>121472397
>is that...a rat....a-and a...a p-plastic bag? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS PLACE IS A DYSTOPIA
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>>121472530
Let me guess your team is a shit expansion team?
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>>121472547
NYC is alright. Not worth the price to live there but a decent place to visit.
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>>121472544
And i'm still 30 years younger than the average baseball fan.
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Its another Yankees make a no-namer look like Cy Young episode. Which is like every fucking day.
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>>121472397
DC homeless and rats make NYC ones look like little bitches, but my God is that NYC subway an almost comically grotesque place
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>>121472626
you hit a 3 run HR off the dude in the 1st.
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>>121472648
And striking out since
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>>121472648
>you
giancarlo stanton is posting in this thread?
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>>121471997
umm... sweaty...?
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>>121472588
define: expansion team

are the Yankees an "expansion" team since they weren't formed until 10 years after the Cubs? Are the Mets?
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>>121472685
Its a team formed more than 15 years after your team.
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Stop striking out. This team should re-think about trying a run in October, because this is shit.
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>>121472697
Its easy to hammer the Jays and Red Sox but its concerning to watch us play anyone whos actually gonna go deep.
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>>121472626
>Framberg Valdez is a "no-namer"
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as a born and raised yankee fan from fairfield connecticut i personally am concerned about the outcome of this series
it does not look good for the inevitable ALCS janks vs housties
do u guys think someone else could knock out the stros for us jankees
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>>121472738
>quality starts
>indicator of good pitching
laughing girls.jpg
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>>121472742
Mariners are our bogey team.
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>>121472742
Astros would get matched up with the AL Central winner, unless the Yankees throw a few games to let the Astros deal with the Wild Card winner.
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>>121472695
why are you dodging the question? Yankees were formed 15 years after a handful of teams, Mets were formed in the 60s (same as Astros)

so what is your definition of an "expansion" team, because to the typical Lay person, that term only applies to the most recently added teams (eg. Diamondbacks)
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>>121472726
Those teams are good though.
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>>121472755
Kk, how about WHIP or ERA?
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>>121472766
>being this autistic
every normal person's definition of an expansion team is the mets and later
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>>121472397
Yeah NYC is terrible dude. Anyone who says otherwise is on cope mode.
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>>121472738
>yankees can't beat elite pitching
What else is new?
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>>121472804
both antiquated
Adjusted Pitching Runs is the only true stat to analyze a pitcher
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>>121472813
U seem upset :^)
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>>121472847
>complains about "expansion teams"
>only uses the most current metrics
whew lad
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>>121472848
>acts retarded
>called out on being a retard
>resorts to "lol u mad"
I couldn't be more calm, I'm the calmest of all the calm. no anger here at all friend
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>>121472873
upset confirmed

not surprised, the yankees are getting BTFO and your fall back mest also did :)
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Well Taillon isn't the future. Trade him for someone good.
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>>121472927
do u think we could trade him and andujar for degrom
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>>121472985
The better question is, can DeGrom shut down Houston?
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The days with no angels games make me feel weird.
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>>121473002
no one from new york can shut down houston
garbage players from a garbage city
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>>121473042
Hence why the Yankees should get the pitchers from the Nationals and Braves who did shut down Houston in the World Series.
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>Oklahoma vs Ole Miss
Who you got /mlb/
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>>121473087
is that why cohen got max scherzer
1000iq jew
100 steps ahead of the jankees
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>>121471997
>NL East and one more ring
I think not, we'll enjoy our turn kicking your ass when the time is right
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>>121473112
>texass
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>>121473128
>pretending to represent an entire division because not a single team can be as consistently dominant as the astros
kek
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>>121473118
Would have been smart if Scherzer wasn't broken.
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I better not see Valdez in the 7th...
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>>121473112
BOOMER
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if gallo looked at 16 pitches he'd be working on his 5th consecutive strikeout
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Jesus Christ
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>>121473213
This holy shit
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rizzo has so much dawg, dude is pure grit
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Cohen is gonna get Ohtani
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>>121473242
and judge and soto
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>>121473225
My god
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Stanton will get a home run, but that'll be it for the Yankee scoring tonight. They'll lose by 1.
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>>121473225
>11
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stanton choked, see you guys next year
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>>121473242
>>121473250
>pay the penalty and still first round exit
smart
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>>121473250
Fr.
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>>121473280
its game over
we needed 3 STANTONIAN HOME RUNS in order to have any chance against the cheatstros
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>>121473300
cringe
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>>121473300
he had the pitch too he just missed it
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if hicks gets up to bat he's going to put one in the bleachers
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>>121473345
I'll put one in your bleachers, if you know what I mean
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So the Astros are going to win the AL yet again, because everyone else is hot garbage.
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>>121473409
>B..But reddit told me
>That the bronx bombers were back
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>>121473391
https://www.mlb.com/video/umpire-ejects-ground-crew

they hate us 'cuz they ain't us
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>>121468347
>Waited until postcap to post a wojak
Support your local business, faggot.
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>>121473450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM0HzMOT4nc&t=96s
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The Yankees' pitch com wire tap device is falling in and out. Might be because of the weather
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Finally retired the side in order.
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the virgin A's vs. the chad umpgods

https://streamable.com/dq3gge
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>>121473218
Akshually I'm a millennial
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>6 innings
>2 hits
Can we fire Cashman so a GM can come in and sign hitters who can, I don't know, HIT?
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Should I watch Yanks vs Stros? Who do I root for?
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embarrassing that the yankees can't pitch or hit against a real team
finally exposed
if the yankees played in the astros division they would be in last place
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>>121473632
>Who do I root for?
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>>121473646
162-0 for 150 straight years.
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>>121473646
Good point. I'm going to turn it on in a bit and root for choas. Thank you ump chad.
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only six outs remain janks bros
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DFA the team, they can't hit for shit. I bet Scranton could do a better job.
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>>121473696
hopefully the astros don't score anymore, they are 1-17 the game after scoring 7 runs in a game
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I'm in.
Let's go umps.
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is there a worse bandwagon than yankees? complete silence and the game isn't even out of hand yet
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not seeing any trashcan jokes right mow…
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>batter going to sacrifice bunt
>walk him
Does this happen to anyone else? Seems like a Yankees only thing.
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>>121473827
The game is over. Yankee bats have no life in them.
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Bad call. Imagine walking .148 Maldonado kek
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I wish the Yankees would play like they cared.
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daneless hours
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Yankees need an owner like George Steinbrenner again. He would light fires under asses after games like this, and the Yankees always responded with a hard win.
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which player who's not fully bald has the worst hairline?
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>>121469613
I used to use that as further justification to laugh at how stupid and shitty the AL was
then they got caught,
then Manfred ruined the NL too
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yankees need a gritty player like brett gardner to light a fire under their asses
this never would have happened with brett on the team
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sick em jomboy
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Well congratulations /mlb/, it looks like the Astros will be in the World Series, because if the Yankees can't stop them, no one else in the AL can.
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https://voca.ro/1hYVmhajV2QJ
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Yankees batters kinda reminding me of the jays' bats after the starting pitcher melts down
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>>121473981
me desu
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Cheaters vs Cheaters
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>>121473981
Ohtani, that's what the bangs are hiding
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>>121474070
They were never that good to begin with. Once you're mediocre, you're mediocre.
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>>121469699
Look at Zaidi's comments. They are out on big FA contracts.
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Flying monkey catch
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FUCK YEAH TUCKER
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rizzo apparently didnt have his gabbagool tonight
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>>121474144
So Rizzo IS an Italian name. Weird....there's black people down here with that last name.
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Am I suppose to be enjoying this? Because I'm not.
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Finally got Altuve out.
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>>121474187
Hope you enjoy my erect cock in your eager hole
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>>121474088
Absolutely grim. If these teams are the ALCS baseball is officially dead
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jankees walkoff here
no doubter
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based orioles btw
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>0-24 since home run
How is that even possible? Its like you have to purposefully be terrible.
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>>121474326
they are on the up lately
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Someone on here actually thought the Yanks were winning 120+
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Walkoff Gallo slamorino
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>>121474049
u rite the janks never had a record like this with Brett Gardner on the team
>>
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>>121474286
This game alone has been more entertaining to watch than any small ball pussy faggot NL game this season. You're absolutely smoking crack.

Cope
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the pitch overlay contact lenses the yankees give their players are glitching
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chadstros own da fakees
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Tying run on the plate
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hicks is anti-clutch
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>This is an at-bat where you want your eyes to be working properly
Beltran's commentary is so retarded it's actually wrapped around to being entertaining
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Hi, I'm Ryan Pressly, welcome to jackass.
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>>121474041
>they got caught
so did every team in the AL east, and half the teams in the NL east

people who try to act like the Astros were doing anything worse than anyone else in baseball probably voted against Trump for the sole reason the media told them to.
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quick name the astros pitcher that gave up a home run to gary sanchez in houston and then punched himself in the face walking off the field
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AL? More like AAAL
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>>121474472
It's the only thing they can say, bc they don't have anything else to say. All their NL teams suck and have shitty WP all season.
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Person that doesn't know much about pitching here. So...what exactly is wrong with Hunter Greene? 5.66 ERA after todays game. What's wrong with his fastball? He has very high velocity but he sucks.
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all of the sudden, incoming bandwagoners
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HERE WE GO
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HICKS TO THE STICKS
>>
B I G
D I C K
H I C K S
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lmfaoooooo
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Lmao ASSTROS
Now you have to deal with a cheating team
>>
wooooooooooooow
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>121474462
i'm a bitch
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>>121473345
called it
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FUCK THE ASTROS. CHEAT IN HELL
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HOUSTON IS A SWAMPY SHITHOLE
CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO GET RAMSACKED BY ANOTHER HURRICANE
KYS SRSLY
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Welp. I'm going to bed. Gotta go vomit first.
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Where was this effort earlier?
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KNEEL to the Chadees you peons
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New rule idea: If you give up a game-tying homer to Aaron Hicks your team should immediately be relegated
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>>121474481
I don't know who "gary sanchez" is, sounds like a pretty meaningless memory for you

meanwhile, I can tell you the starting line up of the 2011-2015 astros
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6 points on 3 hits
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>>121474513
cringe
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Holy shit, they're falling apart
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>>121474481
ken giles easy
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>>121474545
>points
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is tonight the start of joey gallo's redemption arc?
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>>121474545
the new MLB, if 50% of your runs don't come on home runs, you aren't playing the game correctly
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LMAO OFF OF HICKS.
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>6 runs on 3 hits
>Win game
ayy lmao. its legitimately impossible to beat this team
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>>121474545
>points
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>>121474553
points in french w/e
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>>121474546
Bang bang buzz buzz
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K followed by GIDP, extra innings

look in your heart, you know it to be true
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>>121474569
yikes
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>>121474571
literally impossible, gallo can't make contact to GIDP
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Why the fuck is Pressly a closer?
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>>121474582
GIDP followed by K?
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>>121474472
Astros fan is a trump retard, what a surprise
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>>121474582
this, it'll be 2 Ks and then a weak grounder to short from DJ
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>>121474587
muh spin rate
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>>121474588
much more likely yeah
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>>121474590
U seem upset :^)
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>>121474590
Better than being a Biden retard.
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>>121474616
still cringe
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he looked so safe wtf
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he was safe, t. stros fan
>>
he's safe
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The yankees wouldn't be so suspicious if they weren't magically generating all of these runs off home runs alone. every single time they're down they look into the future and figure out how to get exactly on top of the next pitch. it's like they're too lazy to even make it look real.
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>>121474618
More cringe than being white and voting Democrat? I can't think of a more self-destructive behavior.
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>>121474629
lot closer than I thought, desu
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>>121474637
I can; I vote 3rd party :)
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actually close play thought he was in there easily
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umpbros, I don't feel so good
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>>121474652
same, I thought the tag was closer to the shoulder, in my defense
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WE DID IT UMPCHADS
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Stands? Not confirmed?
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>>121474634
This cope is delicious
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Call on the field stands
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Nothing personal, Yankfags
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Out by a mile just like I said
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>>121474667
>>121474673
sorry, I didn't have faith, forgive me
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please i don't wanna suffer through extra innings
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YEAH THAT CALL WAS A LIL SUSSY
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need new thread, and I'm too lazy
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>>121474643
Doesn't stop you from voting like a retarded leftoid.
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that would have been the gamewinning hit
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wtf astbros I’m sweating
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>>121474713
we [the umps] gotchu, we'll take it to extra innings
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>>121474713
Fuckin Pressly
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will gallo even have a competitive at-bat? or will he just flail around like usual
>>
Yankees are so old and slow. They can't steal a fucking bag.
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Yankfags, what will be your preferred method of suicide when the stros wrap this up in the 10th?
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>>121474726
If he drives in the game winning run will this redeem him?
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>>121474726
can we trade you for Guirrel?
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>>121474751
until tomorrow yeah
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if you took out the E, the pitcher's name would be STANK
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>not pinch hitting carpenter here
boone continues to be retarded
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reminder:
>>121471244
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How can anyone hit a ball going 100mph?
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>>121474791
NEWW
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too bad judge is gonna walk this off now, it was a good game strosisters
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>121469236
My pirates (:



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