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looking ahead edition
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why do burgers advertise gary's events for free?
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List of "'"""people"""" to gas is growing day by day
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Death from above
DEAAAATH
FROM
ABOOOVE
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>>121468181
KWAB
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>>121468194
they are good goys
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>>121468194
>outdoor hockey bad cause joos!!!
I can smell the virginity on you from here
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>>121468232
who are you quoting?
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>>121468178
>another boston/pittsburgh outdoor game
>in the same venue as well
*yawn* at least do something unique like a central park game or another lake tahoe
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outdoor hockey is such a meme lol
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>>121468212
post it or stfu
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>>121468174
The only one here coping is you bud. The Habs were absolutely abysmal for most of the regular season and they were still abysmal in the first 4 games of the playoffs but instead of finishing them off easily like any good team would the >laffs pulled off their most spectacular choke job yet
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Being a hockey fan is being blissfully ignorant and hypocritical.
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Has any team that has had an "outdoor" hockey game ever go on to win the cup?
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>outdoor hockey bad cause joos!!!
>I can smell the virginity on you from here
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>>121468272
>/weak mind/ team couldn’t beat the /strongmind/ bergevin
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>>121468267
not til it's ready but I can tell you Gary is on it and Hal is not
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>>121468272
so did winnepeg and vegas kwab
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>>121468289
LA in 2014
Chicago in 2015
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My penguins will clap the Bruins in the winter classic (:
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>>121468178
well you're not doing outdoor ice in Tampa
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>>121468298
do you suffer from reading comprehension issues?
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>>121468337
cope it snowed once in 1974
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>>121468342
do you suffer from gay retard?
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>>121468302
>1C murdered a fourth liner and gets himself ejected from the series
>team is on its way to take the series lead in game 3 but goalie goes full retard in the dying minutes of the third
The Habs rolled a 6 in each series they've been in on their way to the finals. It's actually insane
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>>121468411
not at all, but its obvious that you can barely read
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>>121468178
Remember the winter of 2016 KWABENNING
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>>121468272
>nou
t. coper
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>>121468428
Just enough :)))
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>>121468421
>the habs were just extremely lucky three times in a row!!!!
lmao this extended cope
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It’s satisfying to know that even if Colorado wins, Tampa is intrinsically better. Colorado is a weak hippie bugman state and the people and players are objectively inferior… they know it too.
We will be back next year and will win again with a healthy team, you will lose to the Blues. Beautiful Tamp attracted Brady and a Super Bowl while Rodgers refused to save your rotting franchise even with all your dick sucking. Tampa will continue to have beautiful women and beaches while Colorado descends further into a clown state. You have not only lost Colorado it never began for you. Feels good living in paradise, peace losers enjoy your pathetic lives!
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>>121468461
Lucky and carried by Price giving it his all in one final run. Explain to me why they clinched last place this year?
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Bolts bros how could they do this to us
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>>121468485
>please give into my retardation about comparing the post season to the regular season
no i refuse to mr cope
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cope stephen is wrong about lolicons
lolicons are pedophiles and no amount of gaslighting will convince me otherwise
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>>121468514
lmao nice job sniveling your way out of the argument. Consider your concession accepted and keep coping with the fact that the >laffs lost three games in a row to a basement team
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>>121468522
cope 3DPD is gross
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>>121468490
Sounds like a valid strategy to me.
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>>121468522
lolicons ARE pedophiles
anyone who likes that shit deserves the rope
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>>121468549
>nooo its you sniveling your way out of the argument when im the one who continue copes with regular season performance in a conversation about the post season
ok mr cope
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>>121468601
lol moot is most definitely a pedophile
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>>121468490
god damn the salt is gonna be glorious on friday
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>open up your son's damn package
>it's a loli coffee mug
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>>121468664
imagine kicking someone out of your house 109 times
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>>121468694
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>>121468490
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Blocking Shots Real Hahahaha N*gga Just Skate Away From The Puck Like N*gga Move Your Body Haha
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I'm happy that Kadri is going to win the cup and actually played in the final. The game winning overtime goal is just the icing on the cake.
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>>121468278
But most importantly being correct in everything he does
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>>121468725
t. Hazeem Mahmood Abdullrahmen al-Ontario
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Kadri finally decided to play the canadian way after all these years
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>>121468490
>Team is based off blocked shots
>Create chizo theory when Avs most powerful guys try to shoot the puck
Just take the L.
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Remember when one faggot changed to world of hockey (to the better!) by announcing to everyone that he's a faggot?
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>>121468818
he's not even cute
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>>121468818
no wonder Forsberg is gonna leave
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>>121468818

>Entire gimmick is I'm gay
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>>121468818
>needing an announcement to figure out someone with gay face is a cum chug
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>>121468818
Literally who?
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did you guys hear that easton is releasing the synergy
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Stephen Pride: How Stephen Became Governor and Changed the World of /hoc/
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>>121468880
at least this guy was already drafted prospect with an actual chance and it actually gay. look at someone like Kurtis Gabriel, a career AHLer who tried to make a career in the NHL by going full over the top LGBQT ambassador on social media in an attempt to get signed by NHL teams for the PR value.
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nobody fucking cares for "stephen" besides mentally ill retards
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>>121468946
nah that's you
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>>121468946
cope stephen is the protagonist
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>>121468959
>thats you
>anyone who dares say that "stephen" bullshit is retarded is him
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https://youtu.be/FjPli90LIq4
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but a lid on this one xhe's boilin' over
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>>121469019
>but a lid
>but
maybe you're seething if you can't spell "put" right
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As soon as this final is over I will be posting the promotions and relegations for next season. Some of you gimmick posters that think you are safe are in for a rude awakening.
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>>121469029
What's your plan for Copey
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>>121469029
I better get promoted this year. My gimmick was the backbone of /hoc/
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>>121469019
Stephen will always be the ass end of every joke. His fate is sealed.
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>>121469074
true up until the chilly Easter evening of 2022
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>>121469074
says a phoneposter lmfao look at you how retarded
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>>121469016
Can this be reported to the police as a hate-crime?
>>121469042
Execution
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>>121469088
is stephens turnaround the biggest comeback story in /hoc/ history?
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>>121469104
yes. i love him now
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>>121469016
holy fuck did his eyeball pop openlol
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amazing how the governor managed to become the most iconic and influential figure in /hoc/ history from this humble beginning
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>>121469116
he got his license he got a gf he's a man now, our man.
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>>121469147
and soon he's going to be bud sr jr. seeing him grow up so quickly brings a tear to my eye
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>>121469193
kek, didnt know he was italian
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>circlejerk hours
seeya
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>>121469259
bro its half
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coping?
couldnt be me, because i dont
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>>121469234
hey man i want some hockey talk too but I haven't found anything to talk about yet today, feel free to throw something out there
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>>121469307
Say the line Half!
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Coping is for weak people like Cooper for example.
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Any screencaps of tampon bay reddit cope? Instagram has a lot of delusional retards but I'm looking for a full meal, not an appetizer
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>>121469129
cut over his eyes
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who the fuck browses instagram for anything other than jerking off to thots
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>>121469413
girls really fall off a cliff after 18 dont they
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>>121469413
You'll have to throw away all your bed clothes if that would be in your bed. The gross amount of makeup that would be stuck would never come off.
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>>121469441
*12
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>>121469413
Why would I jerk off to thots on instagram when I can bing tits and pussy
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>>121469413
Not everyone is a coomer you know
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>>121469487
I know, Finns are asexual.
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rags or death
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>>121469494
i thought they were the big gay?
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>>121469494
>if you are not programmed to whip out your dick everytime you see teenagers on instagram and jack-off, you are an asexual

Damn bro, everything that black and white to you?
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>>121469507
That big gay poster is hilarious, time to summon him by mentioning sauna. Easily one of the top posters this post-season
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>>121469524
No it's the scientific studies of your birthrates that have steadily declined over the last 50 years.
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>>121468490
Is this his first time watching hokkei?
run it up or fill em in. Obviously if they clog the shooting lane their gonna punish them instead of just playing a fucking idle animation.
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>>121469573
This is unfortunately a white people problem all over the world, people tend to settle for one or two kids (some dont want kids) instead of multiple, not to mention many people prioritizing their careers etc. instead of starting a family when younger. It sucks but I've done my part soon three times.
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>>121469573
From 1 to 5, how happy does this make you just bevause all you know about Finland is related to hockey and /pol/?
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>>121469650
I could score my overall happiness at a 1 and still be happier than a Finn. Bunch of miserable fucks.
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>>121469673
Kek, alright
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So what the fuck is the point of this guy?
How could literally any human prefer thia to Craig Simpson or even the American broadcast team?
who the fuck is watching hockey going "you know what the biggest problem with hockey is? I can't see the fucking analysts face in the corner!"
This is the dumbest shit since the fucking barstool guys just streamed themselves talking over the games/not paying attention.
What the fuck is wrong with zoomers.
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>celebration of a former pagan antics and magic starts today

Oh man cant wait
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>>121469259
Takagi san please do not destroy our lolcow
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>>121469702
if people are seeing that it means the algorithm thinks they have money
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>>121469717
Pretty sure zoomers didn't ask for that
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The Tragedy of Randy
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>>121469573
everyones birth rates except india has shrunk its the future dawlg
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>>121469764
Nope. Africa is still going strong because the West send billions of dollars in aid each year.
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>>121469781
yeah they have higher death rates than the rest of the world
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>>121469781
Soon Africa will have billions with AIDS
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>>121469752
they asked for it by making reaction videos so popular
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>>121469796
and like retards rogers interpreted 2 minute reactions videos being popular as "zoomers love steve dangle we should put his face on tv for 30 hours a week"
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>>121469781
It's because they're poor and can't afford to do anything fun other than have unprotected sex
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>>121469717
Loud noices and screaming funny haha
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>>121469817
>2 minute reactions
No they do it live for 10 hours a day.
Dangle himself gets thousands of live viewers.
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>>121469717
yeah i dont know anyone who likes him
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>>121469717
His only good video was him raging about the Leafs losing to a zamboni driver.
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>>121469878
finally a good post
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>>121469878
Based
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>>121469880
It was just fake outrage and shrieking, what the fuck man.
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>>121469878
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>>121469913
Can the NBA just make Bettman their commissioner? it would make everyone better off... Well maybe not the NBA, bit we know it's the only sport he gives a shit about.
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>>121469913
kek * *
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>>121469932
They already have a Jew in charge
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>>121469878
t. Gary
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>>121469913
that nose
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>>121469932
Bettman literally built the salary cap system in the nba you nonce
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Abolish the man advantage. Penalties should not result in a crutched team.
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>>121470024
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>>121470070
Retard
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>>121470100
Overrated
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>>121469878
That's right dude HH
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>>121470111
Wrong
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>>121470119
Retard
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>>121470111
That wasn't a pic of Bobby Orr though
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Hockey
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taking a fat shit on company time ama
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>>121470144
Didn’t ask
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>>121470144
That's called the Lehner
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>>121470144
cope i still love stephen and i think i wanna have cummies in his hole
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>>121470190
same desu
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>>121469725
i'll skip. will go to holiday home prolly saturday or sunday so will avoid pagan witchcraft celebration traffic
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Brb going to heresyland to minister the Gospel
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>>121470117
love that little dog
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>nebraska
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>>121470202
time to open apart the butthole renge
you know the drill
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>>121470143
>"Gretzky had it... lost it..."
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>>121470235
He passed away a few months ago :(
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>>121470264
not this guy again!
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>>121470278
No, not like this. : (
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>>121470257
>nebraska
Problem?
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>>121470269
that goal was John Casey's fault. Total waster from the blue line, he didn't even see it. If Grant Fuhr wasn't taken out by the Leafs' Nick Kypreos in the 1st round it's a totally different story.
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>>121469913
Chuck looks like he could literally bench Gary
I wonder how much Gary charges for a thing like that
>Yes, Charles, just like a barbell.. 500 a curl..
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>>121470294
>tfw could have saved hana
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>>121469913
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>>121469725
>on a Thor'sday no less
does it always start on Thursday?
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>>121470313
>>121470326
the raped one has joined the thread
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>>121470329
you were raped on a Sunday kwab
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>>121470282
Look, you wanna larp on 4chan as a little autistic jap girl I'm gonna demand you spread apart your ass cheeks thats just the way it is
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>>121470305
>the dumbfuck coughs up the puck and loses the series
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Who can trade what for JT Miller
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Who ready for some Mapleegg???
Riders @ Larks...
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john casey was a sieve he leaked pucks through him like wet shit after a night of taco bell
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Barzal for JT Miller
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>>121470421
just like my islanders
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>>121470425
>miller immediately regresses
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>>121470388
Leafs should trade Marner for Miller and Demko
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T H E

D E T R O I T

R E D W I N G S
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>>121470421
And he'll see a lot of pucks when a low IQ retard turns over the puck constantly because he's a floater who will never take a hit

Most overrated ever. Got fully exposed on that play and in that series.
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>>121470473
>matthews immediately regresses to 40 goals
>horvat tucks 50
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>>121470493
excellent choice, Sir..
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>>121470494
>>121470500
are wongs fans seriously THIS retarded
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>>121470496
lol
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>>121470473
>Noooooooooo... we need 3 #1 picks too Marner is god
t. laffs fangay
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>>121470512
you realize tbg is a wings fan
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>>121470512
>>121470512
>>121470512
>>121470512
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Business idea.
When the team pulls goalie instead of another man coming on the Goalie goes to the other teams blue line.
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>>121470496
More like
>Matthews scores another 60
>Marner regresses to 80 points
>Demko regresses to a .895 save percentage
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Welcome to /hoc/
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>>121470530
who?
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>>121470562
the guy stephen raped on Easter
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Tasty Bacon Guy, the friendly neighbor hobo clown
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>>121470294
Is she's the wrestler who killed herself?
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>>121470473
>trading the guy who carried matthews to the hart for no heart miller
even dubas isn't even this retarded
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>>121470348
>>121470385
How am I tbg? All I did was zoom in on Gary’s nose you retard
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>>121470588
>thinking Money Mitch has heart
You can't be serious
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https://youtu.be/DS-X4Wuk3BM
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half a bong till mapleegg
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>>121470566
who the fuck is stephen?
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>>121470625
our bud
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The Buttrape Guy
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>>121470625
Retard
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>>121470607
did the 2016 memorial cup never happen?
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>>121470638
Sad
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>>121470625
bud
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>>121470642
That's was before he found out he could phone it in and still demand to get paid like Matthews
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/hoc/ is for friends
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>>121470659
yeah and I ain't friends with any raped bitches LMAO kwarb
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can any Canesbros tell me if Jack Drury is ever gonna become available?
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>SSM8
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Whomst?
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yeah thinking randy and stephen should link up
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Marner and Tavares are asically untradeable, unless laffs take back 11M of complete garbage.
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>>121470676
Related to Chris?
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>>121470763
teabags for sorokin, we've talked about this
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>>121470817
Trading actual teabags for a starting goalie would be a lou lamorello trade
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>>121470763
Leaf haters somehow think that Marner is both overpaid and the only reason for Matthews' success at the same time, they are deeply disturbed individuals
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>Game sheet says there were six Avalanche players on the ice when Kadri’s OT winner was scored.
No goal.
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>>121470841
Retard
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>>121470313
>>121470500
>>121470531
This guy is a faget
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>>121470858
>not one of them McKinnon
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>>121470832
he won gm of the year for his inventiveness
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>>121470841
>Leaf haters
So... everybody?
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LOL HOLY SHIT I DID NOT KNOW HIS HAIR WAS THIS BAD.
LAFFS WHAT THE HELL?
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>>121470896
cope retard thats fashion
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>>121470878
Only homosexuals hate the Toronto Maple Leafs
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>>121470896
sundin kessel vaive keon armstrong all had shitty hair. maybe it's a curse
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>>121470956
True
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>>121470874
that picture is also not of the official scoresheet
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>>121470960
>listing Colby Armstrong with the greats
Are you fucking serious?
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>>121470989
GEORGE armstrong you retard
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>>121470956
True
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>>121470896
american genes
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>>121470960
Literally who, who, who and who?
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man I remember being the guy who had to run the clock for minor hockey back in high school doing the game sheet is the fuckin worst
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>>121470989
kek retard
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>>121471010
guys with some shitty hair
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Mayor of Denver officially proclaimed tomorrow to be a day to wear the Burg and Blue for the Avs. So anyway, the Lightning are going to win game 5 lmao.
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>>121470960
vaive did not have shitty hair in fact he still has a full mop
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>>121471010
>being this casual
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>>121470994
He's called Chief, moron
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>>121471046
>Lightning will win game 5
>With most of the team gassed and some players playing injured
>With the "altitude" meme
>On actual ice that doesn't melt
Lol
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this guy has great hair
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>>121470784
Chris is Jack's uncle and I think they were really interested in him in the 18' draft and instead went for the Swedish goalie, Lindbom. Ended up being a dumbass decision and I think since Chris is the GM nowadays he'd phone Carolina. Probably not going to happen but maybe Carolina is interested in making a hockey deal with NY like they did with Julien Gautier.

I'd move Lundkvist or Schneider in a swap for Drury
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>>121470956
>Only homosexuals hate the Toronto Maple Leafs
So everybody is homo?
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>>121471080
you are at least
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>>121471072
Damn that's slick for an old guy
vaive looks like he could stick tuck 50 on today's zoomers
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>>121471067
Its bad karma to declare a holiday for a future sport event.
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>>121471080
its clearly a canadien with an American VPN.
Absolutely canadien behavior
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>>121471050
Who?
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>>121471111
Quads confirm
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>AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US
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>>121471111
>person isn't a delusional anti-Leafs idiot
>THEY MUST BE ON A VPN
Leafs derangement syndrome is truly insane
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wow tampa plays a real team in the finals and struggles wow im shocked dallas and montreal btfo
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>>121471474
Give up the act Dangle
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>>121470841
Marner is overpaid and the fact that he's a pass first bitch with a weak shot is the main reason Matthews scored 60
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>>121471570
Anyone who lives in Canada should do the right thing, if you see this freak out in the wild please put him down, do the world a favor.
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>>121471621
he had 35 goals this year retard
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>>121471570
>some dumbass watched a hockey game
good for him, don't care
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>>121471639
>have career high shooting percentage
>score more goals

No way
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devastating evening barzal
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>>121471665
you said he had a weak shot , you are a fucking retard.
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Eating a cucumber bros
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Who are they going to recruit?
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>>121471733
He does, he just got some bounces this year. Poor volume (due to deferring Tavares or Matthews) and poor finish
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>gave van riemsdyk his highest point season
>carried washed up tavares to 47 goals
>carried dvorak to a first round selection
>carried cliff pu to 35 goals
>carried matthews to 60
>but he's bad and they should trade him
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>>121471797
retard
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>>121471797
usually happens when you shoot more
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If Rutherford and Allvin bring Subban in I'm done witn the Canucks until they get a new GM
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>>121471864
He was on pace for just 20 more shots than his last full season.
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>>121471875
Subban is probably gonna go play in ottawa
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why this fuck is this sport still happening in july?
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>>121471975
How is life in the future?
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>>121471975
make brown people seethe
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>>121471908
>on pace
lol get a load of this stats nerd
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>>121471875
he signed a new contract with jersey like 3 months ago
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>>121472040
Just hearing rumours about it
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>>121472092
Rumours are for stupid people
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How the shit does the NBA draft suck more in coverage?
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what are you doing with your life /how/?
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>>121472203
>>121472092
*rumor
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>>121472249
Who is how?
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>>121472269
RuMOOR
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>>121472302
Howie Mandel
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my life is better than yours
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>>121472303
RUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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no it isn't
>>
Anime faggots out.
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it is though
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I don't believe it
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i dont need your belief
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>>121472437
cope
>>
spongebob
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that's good because you won't have it
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I'd have it if i wanted it
>>
I don't believe that either
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>>121472269
I speak English not American
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you do though
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Is this possible somehow
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>>121472677
>schenn - dermott
lololololololololollllmao
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>>121472611
Sad
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>>121472700
Why?
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Hey there /hoc/ Still lots of work to do for the grand finale! Let's just say don't clap till the thunder sings!
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nevar 5get the travis dermott overtime spinorama giveaway
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>>121472773
dermott is dogshit
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>>121472677
>hughes-klingberg

Who is going to defend?
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>>121472845
just like my islanders
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>>121472821
no you dont. the season is over in t-minus 26 hours
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>>121472845
He was decent from what I seen from him in vancouver last year year

>>121472859
Isn't Klingberg a 2 way defenceman with an offensive upside? I honestly dk, but thats what I thought
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>>121472945
Klingberg was -28 on a team that made the playoffs. Heiskenen is the big two guy on that team
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Jets are trying to get rid of Wheeler
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>>121472998
heiskenen sucks too

dallas is literally the chinaman and the otter and thats it
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>>121473030
pavelski was carrying teh team throughout the season, roope hintz is also nice.
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>>121468178
i went to the outdoor WHL game the day after the Heritage Classic in Regina
pats lost but it was pretty comfy desu
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>>121473030
Nah
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>>121468522
the governor is objectively right
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>>121473101
Proxy off bud.
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>>121473080
there was an outdoor WHL game? do you have pictures? I heard outdoor games suck to watch in person. how were your seats?
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has there ever been another year where not just 1 but 2 players eliminated in the conference finals still led the playoffs in scoring after it was over?
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>>121473079
hintz and pavelski are just the chinamans henchmen there to garner assist's and would be nothing without the mug collector
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>>121473351
pavelski still has the best re-directs and tips in the league
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>>121473269
>pictures
yes
>how were your seats
i don't remember. for my age my brain is very shit.
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FACT: The Dallas Stars were only in the playoffs this year due to Vegas's incompetence and they proved themselves not worthy of the playoffs by being a first round exit to the Flames.

sad
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>>121473503
>vegas was cucked of a chance from being in the playoffs and nobody needed to deal with their obnoxious playoffs

Actually based
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>>121473349
EDM got raped so hard in the Finals.
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>>121473503
imagine jack eichel in the playoffs lol
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Who were the flames going to trade for Eichel?
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>>121472845
just like my regina pats
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cope your life sucks ass
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>>121473710
just like luna at mario kart
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>>121473595
wasn’t it like a 1st, zary and some other shit?
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This time tomorrow Avs will be champs.
>>
My life is making this individual seethe.
>>
general reminder norway is a janny
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>>121473806
that’s a very sad life if you want to do that
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>>121473821
wouldnt doubt it, seems like a super gay thing to do that fits right into modern norway
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>>121471049
even with god tier mexican genetics u can still go bald from cooming too much. he's definitely a coomer
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Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit
ass posting
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>>121473965
>can still go bald from cooming too much

Cope however you need bud. Its all encoded in your genetics coomer or not.
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This individual is sending (You)s my way, not interested.
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>>121471049
At what point do you just shave it? Messier and Getzlaf faced it
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>>121473965
>god tier
>mexican genetics
hahahahahahhahaahahhahahHahHhahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahhahhahahha
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>>121473436
What about Ron "Just the Tips" Jeremy? (aka the Hedgehog)
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>>121468490
Does he realize how hockey works?
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Next game is a must win for tampa imo
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>>121471049
them trophies so big gotta keep in the garage fr fr
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Reminder that if you lose you win.
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>>121474132
Gary will give them a mulligan if they lose .
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ripped a tremendous Pelech on the bleachers and the reverb was 10/10
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>>121474152
that's what I thought
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>>121474152
well.. ive fapped to worse
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>>121474167
nobody needed to know that you ripped a fart
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>>121474185
Source?
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>>121474185
Nobody needed to know that they're playing like my Islanders right now but yet, here you are.
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>>121474185
I done ripped a ripe one, the waft was disgusting but I liked it
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>>121474207
now slam your desk
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>>121474197
who asked?
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What are the chance of P.K going back to habs or signing with laffs?
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>>121474281
hockey is not for black people
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>>121474281
None. He's gonna retire and be a celebrity guest on various hockey shows
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>>121474349
Wouldn't he be decent if he played in forth line?
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>>121473560
I CAN'T AHAHAHAH
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>>121473503
Oettinger played great and the chinese or japanese guy was pretty solid. flames were a solid team it was impressive how they played them
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>>121474349
Dude has major mushmouth, sometimes when I hear him speak I have trouble understanding him.
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>>121471049
I may still be living with my parents at 25 but at least you don't have to look at me from the back to see my hairline
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>>121474281
absolutely zero
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>>121474444
cope you're ugly
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I don't follow insta but whose memestool sports rooting for in finals? Is it Bolts like always?
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>hamilton is 0-2 in the memorial cup
>fucking edmonton won a game
oh look, the canadian was wrong!
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>>121473595
1st zary or pelltier and mangipane probably
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I'm gonna fuck
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it's simple: put a small line on the ice within 5 feet (say) of the benches. If more than 5 players are outside of this line IT'S FUCKING TOO MUCH MAN AND THAT'S THAT
also get rid of the retarded trapezoid
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Stopped counting after 109 game misconducts and it was the refs fault every time
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>>121474812
Randy West, a true man's man and I heard he hates the Leafs cause they suck.
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>>121474888
that's no bullshit, man
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>>121474723
make sure you're well lubed for his penis
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>>121474274
no one, thats the worst part

you just post it
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if you have a pennus, just keep on it, don't cut it off
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>>121474908
**her penis
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>>121474946
cope my ripped stitched colon is a better genital
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>>121474946
>Demons and Jews have convinced the modern man to cut off their fucking dick

Its honestly impressive.
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>>121474349
just like my islanders
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>>121474964
Ahh my Islanders specialty.
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Was Connor mcdavid molested?
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>>121475030
Autism is life long molestation
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>>121475030
For a guy who thinks about girls with penises so much he may have been.
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>>121474723
when? what?
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i'm gonna cry tonight bros. this is it. i feel so like my islanders
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>>121475072
Stephen you don't need to concern yourself over sex. You'll never experience it with a biological female.
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>>121475030
Is this the demeanor of a man who hasn't played doctor with his uncle in his youth?
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Idea: 0-way defenseman
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>>121475108
so you're saying as a woman (male) i have a chance to fuck him?
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>>121475134
0-way center
just takes the opening draw and then stands at center ice all game
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>>121475113
What a creep, skulking about like a common hobo with street trash.
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>>121475148
barzal has pioneered this style
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>>121475142
Every holes a goal. Stephens hole is a super goal.
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my islanders.......... my islanders....... myabe if i were more like my isladners it would have all worked out better for me
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I wonder how many times Stephen's sisters have ripped Pelech in front of him in his lifetime
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>>121475222
kys now
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they won four in a row 40 years ago what have i won nothing it's over i'll never even win one in a row
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>>121475275
kys now

you are killing /hoc/ with every post like this
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>>121475113
That’s the demeanour of somebody with aspergers and a Down syndrome sized head. Show some fucking respect.
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>>121475185
cope the fans captain taught him everything he knows
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"Don't tell me to cope because I don't."
-John Tavares
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>>121475301
>>121475331
someday he'll come back to us i just know it
>>
There is a Miss Mississauga
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>>121475372
shut the fuck up jesus christ nobody even wants tavares back.
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>Edmonton 'driven to take the next step,' coach says after getting three-year contract
Holy Cow, he's gonna do it!
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https://youtu.be/7u5Xq7u4NRQ
johnny tavares was at his best in a team canada jersey
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>>121475378
How many sisters do you have?
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we need him now more than ever. if he doesn't come back soon the kid who won the calder will leave for vancouver
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>>121475411
He has a name, he can't spell it right but he has one
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>>121475411
barzal is not leaving for vancouver you troglodyte
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>>121475437
thanks jim croce
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>>121475452
Welcome newfag
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>>121475460
the ironing
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>cup about to be awarded tomorrow
>espn spent whole day talking about nba trade rumors
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>>121475378
cope I as a calgarian islanders fan i am hard at work emailing dubas and starting a petition to get tavares back onto my islanders

pic related: me on the right
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>>121475233
hes so blessed to have that aroma into his nose
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he broke our hearts when he left us. he was the fans captain after all. we made that video because we felt betrayed but we will welcome him home with open arms. he needs to know that.
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every islanders post kills /hoc/ one day it'll be dead and you'll be sorry you'll be sitting around wondering what to do with your time until you realize this is it no one is making /hoc/s anymore it's dead and you're not here forever you're forced to have a life now
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jesus fucking christ can these retards shut up about the islanders or "stephen" or how many sisters he has. enough. go fucking jack off or watch something if you're gonna talk like this.
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>>121475378
don't tell jesus christ to shut the fuck up
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>>121475469
My Knicksies have cap space now
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>>121475378
yeah don't tell jesus christ to shut the fuck up
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>>121475493
worst off, he broke the heart of that whomst we care about the most
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>>121475513
don't tell jesus fucking christ to shut up
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>>121475532
hello Kyrie lmfao
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>>121475523
>>121475539
>>121475541
kys. you should go to fucking hell typing shit like this then, fucking degenerates.
>>121475490
>>121475233
fucking disgusting
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>>121475513
cope stephen is the protagonist and his sisters have musky buttholes that rip fine smelling pelechs hourly
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>>121475540
this is the most heart wrenching pic i've ever seen. tavares needs to know what he's done so he can finally come back and make things right
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Mississauga reference on the NBA draft
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>>121475559
you are killing /hoc/ with every post like this
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We don't blaspheme the Lord here
We do ponder the aroma of Stink Island girl Pelechs
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>>121475561
you are a fucking peverted lowlife degenerate who should fucking die thinking of shit like this.
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has stephen ever thought weird awkward embarrassing thoughts about his sisters
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>>121475638
can you go kill yourself now?
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he will come home and be on the right side of history again. sorokin is a small price to pay to get our guy back.
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>>121475587
alright stephen just tell us this, what AGE are your sisters, that could change everything

if they're under 10 then this general might feel bad about talking about their bum cunny
but if they're like 15 16 ish its all right and if they're older than you you have to tell us about when they molested you
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>>121475658
You should fucking kill yourself

you gonna do it?

fucking kill yourself

you are a pervert by stalking someone

you are a pervert by writing shit about someone wanting to smell someone’s panties

you are a fucking pervert

go fucking kill yourself, you fucking worthless ass pedo
>>
i’m stephen
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>>121475658
>this entire post
kek
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We've officially left the Governor arc and are now entering the Sisters arc.
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team islanders is working overtime tonight
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>>121475672
cope its all a theatre piece performed by us at your expense for the pleasure of all the lurkers
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>>121475672
You should unlock it bud.
Pussy ass nigga to afraid to take his social media account off private.
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bye

fuck you /hoc/. you won. eat a fucking dick

fucking general of perverts, retarded faggots who spam the same shit every day, and fucking stalk me. fuck you
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>>121475777
Meds, take them.
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>>121475777
see you tomorrow bud
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>>121475777
but you just got trips
>>
Jen.
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stephen is really protective of his rose buds. that's leadership material
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>bye

>fuck you /hoc/. you won. eat a fucking dick

>fucking general of perverts, retarded faggots who spam the same shit every day, and fucking stalk me. fuck you
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Stephen is way cooler when he's raping brain damaged bitches
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Tfw incoming canuck dynasty
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Its been a great journey. We laughed we fought we sniffed we pondered.
But now...
>it's over..


see you tomorrow stephen
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are these so-called hockey personalities (Stephen, TBG) liked or disliked idk
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>left /hoc/
>Twitter locked
Where am I supposed to get my Stephenkino now?
>>
Its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHhat_Nouh8
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>>121476177
he'll be back later tonight
don't worry
>>
He looks like Michael Cera if he were raised on steak and breastmilk
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>>121476162
TBG is an unfunny annoying faggot.
Stephen is a little boy who questions his sexuality and gives money to guys dressed up in anime suits on the internet.
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>>121476314
100% factual accuracy
>>
BROS

https://twitter.com/dicks/status/1540182932932788224
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>>121476336
i could not stomach a seven game series between these 2, just end it were all bored shitless
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>being known as the guy that was raped by a little boy who questions his sexuality and gives money to guys dressed up in anime suits on the internet who's dad unboxed his loli mug
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>>121476336
send-em off to narobi dicks cause they're useless goods only fit for niggers
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>>121476336
3peat**
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>>121476358
grim
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>>121476230
kino
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>>121476374
frankly if that were me I'd keep posting because the guys who tell me to kys myself and remind I was raped by Stephen want me around
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>>121468178
>>
>>121476425
>>
Ron Jeremy more like Global Pedo Jewry
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when is the hockey draft, i am angry that /nba/ is allowed to have any fun
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>>121476092
it's mutual. we can't live without each other
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>>121476463
Sounds just like my long island and my islanders.
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>>121476437
they are both preeminent tip-in artists of their respective leagues
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>>121476510
cope my tip is yearning for stephen
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Real schizo hours
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Nothing can stand in their way
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>>121476583
FTFY
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>>121469626
Based. Despite my flag I am white and have 3 kids.
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>>121469494
They’re just alcoholics
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Why does balding exist?
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>>121476642
Because of the molecule dihydrotestosterone.
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>>121476642
Shit genes
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>>121474010
>>121474010
>>121474010
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>>121476642
because men won't stop fucking women with bald dads
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>>121476672
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>>121476633
two things can be true
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>>121476732
>>121476732
>>121476732
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>between games
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>>121476749
that's what it is
>>
Odds Stephen returns to post in the next thread.

Yes: -1200
No: +40000

I'm taking all wagers now.
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avs
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nice new
>>121476769
>>121476769

>>121476769
>>121476769
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Avs win in game 5, 5-0

it'll be an absolute mauling.



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