looking ahead edition
why do burgers advertise gary's events for free?
List of "'"""people"""" to gas is growing day by day
Death from aboveDEAAAATHFROMABOOOVE
>>121468194they are good goys
>>121468194>outdoor hockey bad cause joos!!!I can smell the virginity on you from here
>>121468232who are you quoting?
>>121468178>another boston/pittsburgh outdoor game>in the same venue as well*yawn* at least do something unique like a central park game or another lake tahoe
outdoor hockey is such a meme lol
>>121468212post it or stfu
>>121468174The only one here coping is you bud. The Habs were absolutely abysmal for most of the regular season and they were still abysmal in the first 4 games of the playoffs but instead of finishing them off easily like any good team would the >laffs pulled off their most spectacular choke job yet
Being a hockey fan is being blissfully ignorant and hypocritical.
Has any team that has had an "outdoor" hockey game ever go on to win the cup?
>outdoor hockey bad cause joos!!!>I can smell the virginity on you from here
>>121468272>/weak mind/ team couldn’t beat the /strongmind/ bergevin
>>121468267not til it's ready but I can tell you Gary is on it and Hal is not
>>121468272so did winnepeg and vegas kwab
>>121468289LA in 2014Chicago in 2015
My penguins will clap the Bruins in the winter classic (:
>>121468178well you're not doing outdoor ice in Tampa
>>121468298do you suffer from reading comprehension issues?
>>121468337cope it snowed once in 1974
>>121468342do you suffer from gay retard?
>>121468302>1C murdered a fourth liner and gets himself ejected from the series>team is on its way to take the series lead in game 3 but goalie goes full retard in the dying minutes of the thirdThe Habs rolled a 6 in each series they've been in on their way to the finals. It's actually insane
>>121468411not at all, but its obvious that you can barely read
>>121468178Remember the winter of 2016 KWABENNING
>>121468428Just enough :)))
>>121468421>the habs were just extremely lucky three times in a row!!!!lmao this extended cope
It’s satisfying to know that even if Colorado wins, Tampa is intrinsically better. Colorado is a weak hippie bugman state and the people and players are objectively inferior… they know it too. We will be back next year and will win again with a healthy team, you will lose to the Blues. Beautiful Tamp attracted Brady and a Super Bowl while Rodgers refused to save your rotting franchise even with all your dick sucking. Tampa will continue to have beautiful women and beaches while Colorado descends further into a clown state. You have not only lost Colorado it never began for you. Feels good living in paradise, peace losers enjoy your pathetic lives!
>>121468461Lucky and carried by Price giving it his all in one final run. Explain to me why they clinched last place this year?
Bolts bros how could they do this to us
>>121468485>please give into my retardation about comparing the post season to the regular seasonno i refuse to mr cope
cope stephen is wrong about lolicons lolicons are pedophiles and no amount of gaslighting will convince me otherwise
>>121468514lmao nice job sniveling your way out of the argument. Consider your concession accepted and keep coping with the fact that the >laffs lost three games in a row to a basement team
>>121468522cope 3DPD is gross
>>121468490Sounds like a valid strategy to me.
>>121468522lolicons ARE pedophilesanyone who likes that shit deserves the rope
>>121468549>nooo its you sniveling your way out of the argument when im the one who continue copes with regular season performance in a conversation about the post seasonok mr cope
>>121468601lol moot is most definitely a pedophile
>>121468490god damn the salt is gonna be glorious on friday
>open up your son's damn package >it's a loli coffee mug
>>121468664imagine kicking someone out of your house 109 times
>>121468490Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Blocking Shots Real Hahahaha N*gga Just Skate Away From The Puck Like N*gga Move Your Body Haha
I'm happy that Kadri is going to win the cup and actually played in the final. The game winning overtime goal is just the icing on the cake.
>>121468278But most importantly being correct in everything he does
>>121468725t. Hazeem Mahmood Abdullrahmen al-Ontario
Kadri finally decided to play the canadian way after all these years
>>121468490>Team is based off blocked shots>Create chizo theory when Avs most powerful guys try to shoot the puckJust take the L.
Remember when one faggot changed to world of hockey (to the better!) by announcing to everyone that he's a faggot?
>>121468818he's not even cute
>>121468818no wonder Forsberg is gonna leave
>>121468818>Entire gimmick is I'm gay
>>121468818>needing an announcement to figure out someone with gay face is a cum chug
did you guys hear that easton is releasing the synergy
Stephen Pride: How Stephen Became Governor and Changed the World of /hoc/
>>121468880at least this guy was already drafted prospect with an actual chance and it actually gay. look at someone like Kurtis Gabriel, a career AHLer who tried to make a career in the NHL by going full over the top LGBQT ambassador on social media in an attempt to get signed by NHL teams for the PR value.
nobody fucking cares for "stephen" besides mentally ill retards
>>121468946nah that's you
>>121468946cope stephen is the protagonist
>>121468959>thats you>anyone who dares say that "stephen" bullshit is retarded is him
but a lid on this one xhe's boilin' over
>>121469019>but a lid>butmaybe you're seething if you can't spell "put" right
As soon as this final is over I will be posting the promotions and relegations for next season. Some of you gimmick posters that think you are safe are in for a rude awakening.
>>121469029What's your plan for Copey
>>121469029I better get promoted this year. My gimmick was the backbone of /hoc/
>>121469019Stephen will always be the ass end of every joke. His fate is sealed.
>>121469074true up until the chilly Easter evening of 2022
>>121469074says a phoneposter lmfao look at you how retarded
>>121469016Can this be reported to the police as a hate-crime?>>121469042Execution
>>121469088is stephens turnaround the biggest comeback story in /hoc/ history?
>>121469104yes. i love him now
>>121469016holy fuck did his eyeball pop openlol
amazing how the governor managed to become the most iconic and influential figure in /hoc/ history from this humble beginning
>>121469116he got his license he got a gf he's a man now, our man.
>>121469147and soon he's going to be bud sr jr. seeing him grow up so quickly brings a tear to my eye
>>121469193kek, didnt know he was italian
>>121469259bro its half
coping?couldnt be me, because i dont
>>121469234hey man i want some hockey talk too but I haven't found anything to talk about yet today, feel free to throw something out there
>>121469307Say the line Half!
Coping is for weak people like Cooper for example.
Any screencaps of tampon bay reddit cope? Instagram has a lot of delusional retards but I'm looking for a full meal, not an appetizer
>>121469129cut over his eyes
who the fuck browses instagram for anything other than jerking off to thots
>>121469413girls really fall off a cliff after 18 dont they
>>121469413You'll have to throw away all your bed clothes if that would be in your bed. The gross amount of makeup that would be stuck would never come off.
>>121469413Why would I jerk off to thots on instagram when I can bing tits and pussy
>>121469413Not everyone is a coomer you know
>>121469487I know, Finns are asexual.
rags or death
>>121469494i thought they were the big gay?
>>121469494>if you are not programmed to whip out your dick everytime you see teenagers on instagram and jack-off, you are an asexualDamn bro, everything that black and white to you?
>>121469507That big gay poster is hilarious, time to summon him by mentioning sauna. Easily one of the top posters this post-season
>>121469524No it's the scientific studies of your birthrates that have steadily declined over the last 50 years.
>>121468490Is this his first time watching hokkei?run it up or fill em in. Obviously if they clog the shooting lane their gonna punish them instead of just playing a fucking idle animation.
>>121469573This is unfortunately a white people problem all over the world, people tend to settle for one or two kids (some dont want kids) instead of multiple, not to mention many people prioritizing their careers etc. instead of starting a family when younger. It sucks but I've done my part soon three times.
>>121469573From 1 to 5, how happy does this make you just bevause all you know about Finland is related to hockey and /pol/?
>>121469650I could score my overall happiness at a 1 and still be happier than a Finn. Bunch of miserable fucks.
So what the fuck is the point of this guy?How could literally any human prefer thia to Craig Simpson or even the American broadcast team?who the fuck is watching hockey going "you know what the biggest problem with hockey is? I can't see the fucking analysts face in the corner!"This is the dumbest shit since the fucking barstool guys just streamed themselves talking over the games/not paying attention.What the fuck is wrong with zoomers.
>celebration of a former pagan antics and magic starts todayOh man cant wait
>>121469259Takagi san please do not destroy our lolcow
>>121469702if people are seeing that it means the algorithm thinks they have money
>>121469717Pretty sure zoomers didn't ask for that
The Tragedy of Randy
>>121469573everyones birth rates except india has shrunk its the future dawlg
>>121469764Nope. Africa is still going strong because the West send billions of dollars in aid each year.
>>121469781yeah they have higher death rates than the rest of the world
>>121469781Soon Africa will have billions with AIDS
>>121469752they asked for it by making reaction videos so popular
>>121469796and like retards rogers interpreted 2 minute reactions videos being popular as "zoomers love steve dangle we should put his face on tv for 30 hours a week"
>>121469781It's because they're poor and can't afford to do anything fun other than have unprotected sex
>>121469717Loud noices and screaming funny haha
>>121469817>2 minute reactionsNo they do it live for 10 hours a day. Dangle himself gets thousands of live viewers.
>>121469717yeah i dont know anyone who likes him
>>121469717His only good video was him raging about the Leafs losing to a zamboni driver.
>>121469878finally a good post
>>121469880It was just fake outrage and shrieking, what the fuck man.
>>121469913Can the NBA just make Bettman their commissioner? it would make everyone better off... Well maybe not the NBA, bit we know it's the only sport he gives a shit about.
>>121469913kek * *
>>121469932They already have a Jew in charge
>>121469932Bettman literally built the salary cap system in the nba you nonce
Abolish the man advantage. Penalties should not result in a crutched team.
>>121469878That's right dude HH
>>121470111That wasn't a pic of Bobby Orr though
taking a fat shit on company time ama
>>121470144That's called the Lehner
>>121470144cope i still love stephen and i think i wanna have cummies in his hole
>>121469725i'll skip. will go to holiday home prolly saturday or sunday so will avoid pagan witchcraft celebration traffic
Brb going to heresyland to minister the Gospel
>>121470117love that little dog
>>121470202time to open apart the butthole rengeyou know the drill
>>121470143>"Gretzky had it... lost it..."
>>121470235He passed away a few months ago :(
>>121470264not this guy again!
>>121470278No, not like this. : (
>>121470269that goal was John Casey's fault. Total waster from the blue line, he didn't even see it. If Grant Fuhr wasn't taken out by the Leafs' Nick Kypreos in the 1st round it's a totally different story.
>>121469913Chuck looks like he could literally bench GaryI wonder how much Gary charges for a thing like that >Yes, Charles, just like a barbell.. 500 a curl..
>>121470294>tfw could have saved hana
>>121469725>on a Thor'sday no lessdoes it always start on Thursday?
>>121470313>>121470326the raped one has joined the thread
>>121470329you were raped on a Sunday kwab
>>121470282Look, you wanna larp on 4chan as a little autistic jap girl I'm gonna demand you spread apart your ass cheeks thats just the way it is
>>121470305>the dumbfuck coughs up the puck and loses the series
Who can trade what for JT Miller
Who ready for some Mapleegg???Riders @ Larks...
john casey was a sieve he leaked pucks through him like wet shit after a night of taco bell
Barzal for JT Miller
>>121470421just like my islanders
>>121470425>miller immediately regresses
>>121470388Leafs should trade Marner for Miller and Demko
T H ED E T R O I TR E D W I N G S
>>121470421And he'll see a lot of pucks when a low IQ retard turns over the puck constantly because he's a floater who will never take a hitMost overrated ever. Got fully exposed on that play and in that series.
>>121470473>matthews immediately regresses to 40 goals>horvat tucks 50
>>121470493excellent choice, Sir..
>>121470494>>121470500are wongs fans seriously THIS retarded
>>121470473>Noooooooooo... we need 3 #1 picks too Marner is godt. laffs fangay
>>121470512you realize tbg is a wings fan
Business idea. When the team pulls goalie instead of another man coming on the Goalie goes to the other teams blue line.
>>121470496More like>Matthews scores another 60>Marner regresses to 80 points>Demko regresses to a .895 save percentage
Welcome to /hoc/
>>121470562the guy stephen raped on Easter
Tasty Bacon Guy, the friendly neighbor hobo clown
>>121470294Is she's the wrestler who killed herself?
>>121470473>trading the guy who carried matthews to the hart for no heart millereven dubas isn't even this retarded
>>121470348>>121470385How am I tbg? All I did was zoom in on Gary’s nose you retard
>>121470588>thinking Money Mitch has heartYou can't be serious
half a bong till mapleegg
>>121470566who the fuck is stephen?
The Buttrape Guy
>>121470607did the 2016 memorial cup never happen?
>>121470642That's was before he found out he could phone it in and still demand to get paid like Matthews
/hoc/ is for friends
>>121470659yeah and I ain't friends with any raped bitches LMAO kwarb
can any Canesbros tell me if Jack Drury is ever gonna become available?
yeah thinking randy and stephen should link up
Marner and Tavares are asically untradeable, unless laffs take back 11M of complete garbage.
>>121470676Related to Chris?
>>121470763teabags for sorokin, we've talked about this
>>121470817Trading actual teabags for a starting goalie would be a lou lamorello trade
>>121470763Leaf haters somehow think that Marner is both overpaid and the only reason for Matthews' success at the same time, they are deeply disturbed individuals
>Game sheet says there were six Avalanche players on the ice when Kadri’s OT winner was scored.No goal.
>>121470313>>121470500>>121470531This guy is a faget
>>121470858>not one of them McKinnon
>>121470832he won gm of the year for his inventiveness
>>121470841>Leaf hatersSo... everybody?
LOL HOLY SHIT I DID NOT KNOW HIS HAIR WAS THIS BAD.LAFFS WHAT THE HELL?
>>121470896cope retard thats fashion
>>121470878Only homosexuals hate the Toronto Maple Leafs
>>121470896sundin kessel vaive keon armstrong all had shitty hair. maybe it's a curse
>>121470874that picture is also not of the official scoresheet
>>121470960>listing Colby Armstrong with the greatsAre you fucking serious?
>>121470989GEORGE armstrong you retard
>>121470960Literally who, who, who and who?
man I remember being the guy who had to run the clock for minor hockey back in high school doing the game sheet is the fuckin worst
>>121471010guys with some shitty hair
Mayor of Denver officially proclaimed tomorrow to be a day to wear the Burg and Blue for the Avs. So anyway, the Lightning are going to win game 5 lmao.
>>121470960vaive did not have shitty hair in fact he still has a full mop
>>121471010>being this casual
>>121470994He's called Chief, moron
>>121471046>Lightning will win game 5>With most of the team gassed and some players playing injured>With the "altitude" meme>On actual ice that doesn't meltLol
this guy has great hair
>>121470784Chris is Jack's uncle and I think they were really interested in him in the 18' draft and instead went for the Swedish goalie, Lindbom. Ended up being a dumbass decision and I think since Chris is the GM nowadays he'd phone Carolina. Probably not going to happen but maybe Carolina is interested in making a hockey deal with NY like they did with Julien Gautier. I'd move Lundkvist or Schneider in a swap for Drury
>>121470956>Only homosexuals hate the Toronto Maple LeafsSo everybody is homo?
>>121471080you are at least
>>121471072Damn that's slick for an old guyvaive looks like he could stick tuck 50 on today's zoomers
>>121471067Its bad karma to declare a holiday for a future sport event.
>>121471080its clearly a canadien with an American VPN.Absolutely canadien behavior
>AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US
>>121471111>person isn't a delusional anti-Leafs idiot>THEY MUST BE ON A VPNLeafs derangement syndrome is truly insane
wow tampa plays a real team in the finals and struggles wow im shocked dallas and montreal btfo
>>121471474Give up the act Dangle
>>121470841Marner is overpaid and the fact that he's a pass first bitch with a weak shot is the main reason Matthews scored 60
>>121471570Anyone who lives in Canada should do the right thing, if you see this freak out in the wild please put him down, do the world a favor.
>>121471621he had 35 goals this year retard
>>121471570>some dumbass watched a hockey gamegood for him, don't care
>>121471639>have career high shooting percentage>score more goalsNo way
devastating evening barzal
>>121471665you said he had a weak shot , you are a fucking retard.
Eating a cucumber bros
Who are they going to recruit?
>>121471733He does, he just got some bounces this year. Poor volume (due to deferring Tavares or Matthews) and poor finish
>gave van riemsdyk his highest point season>carried washed up tavares to 47 goals>carried dvorak to a first round selection>carried cliff pu to 35 goals>carried matthews to 60>but he's bad and they should trade him
>>121471797usually happens when you shoot more
If Rutherford and Allvin bring Subban in I'm done witn the Canucks until they get a new GM
>>121471864He was on pace for just 20 more shots than his last full season.
>>121471875Subban is probably gonna go play in ottawa
why this fuck is this sport still happening in july?
>>121471975How is life in the future?
>>121471975make brown people seethe
>>121471908>on pacelol get a load of this stats nerd
>>121471875he signed a new contract with jersey like 3 months ago
>>121472040Just hearing rumours about it
>>121472092Rumours are for stupid people
How the shit does the NBA draft suck more in coverage?
what are you doing with your life /how/?
>>121472249Who is how?
my life is better than yours
no it isn't
Anime faggots out.
it is though
I don't believe it
i dont need your belief
that's good because you won't have it
I'd have it if i wanted it
I don't believe that either
>>121472269I speak English not American
you do though
Is this possible somehow
>>121472677>schenn - dermott lololololololololollllmao
Hey there /hoc/ Still lots of work to do for the grand finale! Let's just say don't clap till the thunder sings!
nevar 5get the travis dermott overtime spinorama giveaway
>>121472773dermott is dogshit
>>121472677>hughes-klingbergWho is going to defend?
>>121472845just like my islanders
>>121472821no you dont. the season is over in t-minus 26 hours
>>121472845He was decent from what I seen from him in vancouver last year year>>121472859Isn't Klingberg a 2 way defenceman with an offensive upside? I honestly dk, but thats what I thought
>>121472945Klingberg was -28 on a team that made the playoffs. Heiskenen is the big two guy on that team
Jets are trying to get rid of Wheeler
>>121472998heiskenen sucks toodallas is literally the chinaman and the otter and thats it
>>121473030pavelski was carrying teh team throughout the season, roope hintz is also nice.
>>121468178i went to the outdoor WHL game the day after the Heritage Classic in Reginapats lost but it was pretty comfy desu
>>121468522the governor is objectively right
>>121473101Proxy off bud.
>>121473080there was an outdoor WHL game? do you have pictures? I heard outdoor games suck to watch in person. how were your seats?
has there ever been another year where not just 1 but 2 players eliminated in the conference finals still led the playoffs in scoring after it was over?
>>121473079hintz and pavelski are just the chinamans henchmen there to garner assist's and would be nothing without the mug collector
>>121473351pavelski still has the best re-directs and tips in the league
>>121473269>picturesyes>how were your seatsi don't remember. for my age my brain is very shit.
FACT: The Dallas Stars were only in the playoffs this year due to Vegas's incompetence and they proved themselves not worthy of the playoffs by being a first round exit to the Flames. sad
>>121473503>vegas was cucked of a chance from being in the playoffs and nobody needed to deal with their obnoxious playoffsActually based
>>121473349EDM got raped so hard in the Finals.
>>121473503imagine jack eichel in the playoffs lol
Who were the flames going to trade for Eichel?
>>121472845just like my regina pats
cope your life sucks ass
>>121473710just like luna at mario kart
>>121473595wasn’t it like a 1st, zary and some other shit?
This time tomorrow Avs will be champs.
My life is making this individual seethe.
general reminder norway is a janny
>>121473806that’s a very sad life if you want to do that
>>121473821wouldnt doubt it, seems like a super gay thing to do that fits right into modern norway
>>121471049even with god tier mexican genetics u can still go bald from cooming too much. he's definitely a coomer
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit ass posting
>>121473965>can still go bald from cooming too muchCope however you need bud. Its all encoded in your genetics coomer or not.
This individual is sending (You)s my way, not interested.
>>121471049At what point do you just shave it? Messier and Getzlaf faced it
>>121473965>god tier>mexican genetics hahahahahahhahaahahhahahHahHhahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahhahhahahha
>>121473436What about Ron "Just the Tips" Jeremy? (aka the Hedgehog)
>>121468490Does he realize how hockey works?
Next game is a must win for tampa imo
>>121471049them trophies so big gotta keep in the garage fr fr
Reminder that if you lose you win.
>>121474132Gary will give them a mulligan if they lose .
ripped a tremendous Pelech on the bleachers and the reverb was 10/10
>>121474152that's what I thought
>>121474152well.. ive fapped to worse
>>121474167nobody needed to know that you ripped a fart
>>121474185Nobody needed to know that they're playing like my Islanders right now but yet, here you are.
>>121474185I done ripped a ripe one, the waft was disgusting but I liked it
>>121474207now slam your desk
What are the chance of P.K going back to habs or signing with laffs?
>>121474281hockey is not for black people
>>121474281None. He's gonna retire and be a celebrity guest on various hockey shows
>>121474349Wouldn't he be decent if he played in forth line?
>>121473560I CAN'T AHAHAHAH
>>121473503Oettinger played great and the chinese or japanese guy was pretty solid. flames were a solid team it was impressive how they played them
>>121474349Dude has major mushmouth, sometimes when I hear him speak I have trouble understanding him.
>>121471049I may still be living with my parents at 25 but at least you don't have to look at me from the back to see my hairline
>>121474444cope you're ugly
I don't follow insta but whose memestool sports rooting for in finals? Is it Bolts like always?
>hamilton is 0-2 in the memorial cup>fucking edmonton won a gameoh look, the canadian was wrong!
>>1214735951st zary or pelltier and mangipane probably
I'm gonna fuck
it's simple: put a small line on the ice within 5 feet (say) of the benches. If more than 5 players are outside of this line IT'S FUCKING TOO MUCH MAN AND THAT'S THATalso get rid of the retarded trapezoid
Stopped counting after 109 game misconducts and it was the refs fault every time
>>121474812Randy West, a true man's man and I heard he hates the Leafs cause they suck.
>>121474888that's no bullshit, man
>>121474723make sure you're well lubed for his penis
>>121474274no one, thats the worst partyou just post it
if you have a pennus, just keep on it, don't cut it off
>>121474946cope my ripped stitched colon is a better genital
>>121474946>Demons and Jews have convinced the modern man to cut off their fucking dick Its honestly impressive.
>>121474349just like my islanders
>>121474964Ahh my Islanders specialty.
Was Connor mcdavid molested?
>>121475030Autism is life long molestation
>>121475030For a guy who thinks about girls with penises so much he may have been.
i'm gonna cry tonight bros. this is it. i feel so like my islanders
>>121475072Stephen you don't need to concern yourself over sex. You'll never experience it with a biological female.
>>121475030Is this the demeanor of a man who hasn't played doctor with his uncle in his youth?
Idea: 0-way defenseman
>>121475108so you're saying as a woman (male) i have a chance to fuck him?
>>1214751340-way centerjust takes the opening draw and then stands at center ice all game
>>121475113What a creep, skulking about like a common hobo with street trash.
>>121475148barzal has pioneered this style
>>121475142Every holes a goal. Stephens hole is a super goal.
my islanders.......... my islanders....... myabe if i were more like my isladners it would have all worked out better for me
I wonder how many times Stephen's sisters have ripped Pelech in front of him in his lifetime
they won four in a row 40 years ago what have i won nothing it's over i'll never even win one in a row
>>121475275kys nowyou are killing /hoc/ with every post like this
>>121475113That’s the demeanour of somebody with aspergers and a Down syndrome sized head. Show some fucking respect.
>>121475185cope the fans captain taught him everything he knows
"Don't tell me to cope because I don't."-John Tavares
>>121475301>>121475331someday he'll come back to us i just know it
There is a Miss Mississauga
>>121475372shut the fuck up jesus christ nobody even wants tavares back.
>Edmonton 'driven to take the next step,' coach says after getting three-year contractHoly Cow, he's gonna do it!
https://youtu.be/7u5Xq7u4NRQjohnny tavares was at his best in a team canada jersey
>>121475378How many sisters do you have?
we need him now more than ever. if he doesn't come back soon the kid who won the calder will leave for vancouver
>>121475411He has a name, he can't spell it right but he has one
>>121475411barzal is not leaving for vancouver you troglodyte
>>121475437thanks jim croce
>cup about to be awarded tomorrow>espn spent whole day talking about nba trade rumors
>>121475378cope I as a calgarian islanders fan i am hard at work emailing dubas and starting a petition to get tavares back onto my islanders pic related: me on the right
>>121475233hes so blessed to have that aroma into his nose
he broke our hearts when he left us. he was the fans captain after all. we made that video because we felt betrayed but we will welcome him home with open arms. he needs to know that.
every islanders post kills /hoc/ one day it'll be dead and you'll be sorry you'll be sitting around wondering what to do with your time until you realize this is it no one is making /hoc/s anymore it's dead and you're not here forever you're forced to have a life now
jesus fucking christ can these retards shut up about the islanders or "stephen" or how many sisters he has. enough. go fucking jack off or watch something if you're gonna talk like this.
>>121475378don't tell jesus christ to shut the fuck up
>>121475469My Knicksies have cap space now
>>121475378yeah don't tell jesus christ to shut the fuck up
>>121475493worst off, he broke the heart of that whomst we care about the most
>>121475513don't tell jesus fucking christ to shut up
>>121475532hello Kyrie lmfao
>>121475523>>121475539>>121475541kys. you should go to fucking hell typing shit like this then, fucking degenerates. >>121475490>>121475233fucking disgusting
>>121475513cope stephen is the protagonist and his sisters have musky buttholes that rip fine smelling pelechs hourly
>>121475540this is the most heart wrenching pic i've ever seen. tavares needs to know what he's done so he can finally come back and make things right
Mississauga reference on the NBA draft
>>121475559you are killing /hoc/ with every post like this
We don't blaspheme the Lord hereWe do ponder the aroma of Stink Island girl Pelechs
>>121475561you are a fucking peverted lowlife degenerate who should fucking die thinking of shit like this.
has stephen ever thought weird awkward embarrassing thoughts about his sisters
>>121475638can you go kill yourself now?
he will come home and be on the right side of history again. sorokin is a small price to pay to get our guy back.
>>121475587alright stephen just tell us this, what AGE are your sisters, that could change everythingif they're under 10 then this general might feel bad about talking about their bum cunny but if they're like 15 16 ish its all right and if they're older than you you have to tell us about when they molested you
>>121475658You should fucking kill yourselfyou gonna do it?fucking kill yourselfyou are a pervert by stalking someoneyou are a pervert by writing shit about someone wanting to smell someone’s pantiesyou are a fucking pervertgo fucking kill yourself, you fucking worthless ass pedo
>>121475658>this entire post kek
We've officially left the Governor arc and are now entering the Sisters arc.
team islanders is working overtime tonight
>>121475672cope its all a theatre piece performed by us at your expense for the pleasure of all the lurkers
>>121475672You should unlock it bud. Pussy ass nigga to afraid to take his social media account off private.
byefuck you /hoc/. you won. eat a fucking dickfucking general of perverts, retarded faggots who spam the same shit every day, and fucking stalk me. fuck you
>>121475777Meds, take them.
>>121475777see you tomorrow bud
>>121475777but you just got trips
stephen is really protective of his rose buds. that's leadership material
>bye>fuck you /hoc/. you won. eat a fucking dick>fucking general of perverts, retarded faggots who spam the same shit every day, and fucking stalk me. fuck you
Stephen is way cooler when he's raping brain damaged bitches
Tfw incoming canuck dynasty
Its been a great journey. We laughed we fought we sniffed we pondered. But now...>it's over.. see you tomorrow stephen
are these so-called hockey personalities (Stephen, TBG) liked or disliked idk
>left /hoc/>Twitter lockedWhere am I supposed to get my Stephenkino now?
>>121476177he'll be back later tonight don't worry
He looks like Michael Cera if he were raised on steak and breastmilk
>>121476162TBG is an unfunny annoying faggot. Stephen is a little boy who questions his sexuality and gives money to guys dressed up in anime suits on the internet.
>>121476314100% factual accuracy
>>121476336i could not stomach a seven game series between these 2, just end it were all bored shitless
>being known as the guy that was raped by a little boy who questions his sexuality and gives money to guys dressed up in anime suits on the internet who's dad unboxed his loli mug
>>121476336send-em off to narobi dicks cause they're useless goods only fit for niggers
>>121476374frankly if that were me I'd keep posting because the guys who tell me to kys myself and remind I was raped by Stephen want me around
Ron Jeremy more like Global Pedo Jewry
when is the hockey draft, i am angry that /nba/ is allowed to have any fun
>>121476092it's mutual. we can't live without each other
>>121476463Sounds just like my long island and my islanders.
>>121476437they are both preeminent tip-in artists of their respective leagues
>>121476510cope my tip is yearning for stephen
Real schizo hours
Nothing can stand in their way
>>121469626Based. Despite my flag I am white and have 3 kids.
>>121469494They’re just alcoholics
Why does balding exist?
>>121476642Because of the molecule dihydrotestosterone.
>>121476642because men won't stop fucking women with bald dads
>>121476633two things can be true
>>121476749that's what it is
Odds Stephen returns to post in the next thread.Yes: -1200No: +40000I'm taking all wagers now.
Avs win in game 5, 5-0it'll be an absolute mauling.