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tony won
*enters thread*
>>121466943why b whats up
>>121466951who needs a face anyway
>>121466951I was about to turn it off because I thought he wasn't gonna fall anymore
>>121466951>Sneed here, on my way to the beach to hit the wa- OHOHAKNDJBAFKNAM
>>121466951Lol. Even an electric scooter is retarded, but this thing leaves you completely exposed. I might get an ebike but even then I wouldn’t ride it on the side of a highway like that with all the debris and shit.
individuals born in 2002 are 20 years old any heems for this feel
heeminder
>>121466951Want to see the aftermath. Saw this guy got hit by a tree branch and his face was destroyed.
>>121467041Just get a good bike you lazy ass
Cowboy replaces bobby green to fight jim miller.Who gets the final flush?
>>121467041I'd be nervous I'd hit a rock and trip the thing up but it looks like it just malfunctions.
*yawns*
>>121467071>looks like it just malfunctionsno he starts to speed wobble and at the rate he's going theres no saving it
>>121466935Fuck Dana
>>121467081my moneys on miller
>>121467057Cowbitch gets heemed
>>121466951great video, one of the best
What is something that terrifies you viscerally, and intently? Something that causes you to react automatically with terror? For me, its the uncanny valley. Distorted faces, but especially smiles that are too wide and too full. I cannot deal with that.
my workout seems too easy todayshould i start over with heavier wights or do more reps?
>>121467117the endlessly deep ocean
might fuck around and make a schaub thread on /tv/
>>121467117nice try but i'm not answering that
>>121467117im scared of women
>>121467117Uncanny valley does nothing for me, wide faces are meme horror to meBut i'm a bitch when it comes to heights. Massive bitch
>>121467132go to the gym and do an actual workout you zoomer twink faggot
>>12146713220 rep squats to boost test and hgh
>>121467147u first, fatass
>>121467134it always seemed weird to me that it rains in the middle of the empty ocean. rain seems like a land thing
>>121467132i dont know
>>121467117Walked through a forest at night once. You instantly realise why our ancestors went to the effort of building cities and where so many superstitions come from, it's primordial
>>121467117
>>121467142same here b my palms get sweaty just watching videos of shit happening high up
>>121467117Sinkholes
>>121467147ill start over again with heavier weights. im almost done and its noit even been an hour, w/e
>>121459176lol you boomers. He was never that good, and wasn't even considered good. Chris Daukaus right now, would tee off on a prime Tank Abbott. No fighter today would play the retard collar-tie game with him. He was good at that, but that was only effective because the other fighter was agreeing to it. Not only that, his striking was so shit with so many openings. But if you want to make up a new sport where two guys clinch collars, close their eyes and start punching to see who lasts the longest, then a Prime Abbott would probably do well.
>>121467195LOL
>>121467164yeah that's a good visual though
>>121467132Always go on the side of lighter rather than heavier.Everyone who makes themself lift heavy injures themselves. Every single person. As a matter of fact don't do a routine at all, base it on how you feel on the day. As long as you're consistent you'll get results.
name one good Tony win.PRO TIP: YOU CAN'T
>>121467199Funny how a shitty npc haircut ruines all that
>>121467287All of them
>>121467286usually i cant finish my sets/reps because therey too heavy, at which point i switch it out for lighter weights so i can complete it.thanks a lot though, i wont force myself to lift heavy
>>121467117the thought of losing my gf. nothing means more in this world to me than her. this is her btw. she's a bjj blue belt
>>121467287schizophrenia had him on the ropes but Tony came back huge in the championship rounds
>>121467325she looks like she smells of sweaty feet, cheap cigs and beer. enjoy your trailer trash hoe larper
>>121467323There's no point, I assume you aren't competing for anything, and results happen as a result of years of consistency more or less regardless of the specific program you're on.
>>121467327>still believes the system is rigged against him naw schizophrenia got the last laugh with the CTE brain he now suffers
>>121467325this is the girl you brought back from the bar? you guys are still together? L bro
>>121467338thanks for the encouragementand no im not competing, just lifting for looks
i love when two guys get into the octagon in bang
>>121467336she smells like flowers usually and is from a country where trailer parks dont exist btw>>121467357met her at bjj class my boi. shes my queen
>>121467041Shut up nerd.
>>121467117Things that threaten my soul.
>>121467287The sanity of his fans.Tony destroyed that bum like i seen no one beat anyone ever before.
>>121467408>tattoos>bjj>yt>dating a guy who would post her on 4chanher bodycount is 50+
>>121467288why are you using npc as an insult when you're an npc yourself? self hate
>>121467117getting heemed by a can
>>121467408>>121467445anime tattoos*y'reddit b?
>>121467408>met her at bjj class my boi. shes my queen>>121467445>her bodycount is 50+you just know she fucked the instructor raw kek
>>121467325>>121467408I got bad news for you... I know this girl... she fingered me in a Sydney nightclub
>>121467325>>121467408>sheFUCKING KEK IT'S FUCKING OF TRANNY https://twitter.com/meowriza/?lang=ar-x-fm
>>121467325this is a tranny and you niggas need to learn to reverse image search
my gf would heem any in this thread
>>121467491>>121467493>these niggas really didnt recognize the tranny i've been posting on heem for almost a year
>>121467491>>121467493https://twitter.com/meowriza/status/1530794190904299520?s=20&t=Lh3sQoTh7XOoIqBl9LmASQTHAT FUCKING MAN VOICE KE
>>121467517i can't go on twitter anymore
>>121467516layoff the tranny porn, b.>>121467538why?
>>121467551dont talk to the gay twitter anon. its always the same joke every time
I will improve my life by magical means!
>>121467562it's not a joke. twitter trannies literally tried to turn me gay
>>121467117The fear of the unknown.I don't mean fear of what you don't know, for example what life on other planets look like or what happens after death or what is deep inside the ocean, that kind of ignorance doesn't scare me because there is simply no way that i can learn about it unless i die or go personally to the depths of the ocean or other planets wich obviously will never happen.What scares me is being aware of the things that i don't know, when you learn something new you might have expanded your knowledge but the things that you don't know are no so much more.If knowledge and ignorance were a stat in a video game, every time you add one point to knowledge, the ignorance stat increases by 100.There is simply no end.
>>121467579>tried to turn me gayif you're not gay, not tranny can turn you, b. I'm sorry but you may have the gay already
>>121467580dammn thats crazy b
there's nothing wrong with being gay as long as you accept it
>>121467580maricón.
>>121467600>there's nothing wrong with being gaybut anon there is... this is exactly why wondersoi will never be a champ
>>121467590you don't understand, it would constantly expose me to gay pornography and i would click show less often but it only showed more
>>121467623me through your screen to save you from elon trying to turn you gay
pride month is honestly sickening. seeing the UFC throw away it's integrity to grift fag bux has been insane to see but not entirely surprising
>>121467605Eso no fue lo que dijo tu papa.
sup dudes im unironically pro lgbtjsut dont lookat taht shit if u dont like it. if someone else being gay puts u in dangerof sucking dick, then u were never gonna make it anyway
fags invented wrestling which means they invented wrestlefuckingbooooo fags
>>121467733>tf>tppottery
The original Chechen Wolf in the UFC. Khamzat is a beta boy next to Adlan
Fuck
>>121467774im just a straight guy who doesnt careu literally couldnt stop sucking dicks if ur life depended on it
>>121467325
>>121467790No pancreas?
it's up>>>/tv/170035045
>>121467800>u literally couldnt stop sucking dicks if ur life depended on it>u>couldnt>urphone chang fuck off
doing one more set of everything before calling it a daylooking forward to smoking my post workout joint
>post workout jointDud weath lmoa.
>>121467877
>>121467689>UFC>integrity
Me when i see women, gays, minorities or trannies.
>>121467916dont lie u would also smoke
>>121467977nigga you are a minority
>>121467977mestizos rly be thinking they white
>>121467818fuck sake wtf did i do to myself i got the same physique
>>121467977>Hammer fist to the bach of the head.Based.
>>121468002it's called the Hap Smack
>>121467997proof?
>>121467978I've never even tried weed.
>>121467997that's the ideal shape for heeming b
>>121468015>Captcha: DAADA
>>121468024kek what a loser
>>121468035oh fer sure
>>121467986You're mutt>>121467992You are french at best, most likely asian.
why do minorities hate themselves
>>121468091wait duh, nvm i answered my own question
'Member Dada vs Kimbo?
anybody here into /cdf/? the cdf protocol
>>121466935Who's going to UFC Paris??>Gane vs BAM BAM>Italian Dream vs Rob>female Macron vs midget Brazilian lesbian>Di Chirico vs some can Pretty goated card desu especially as an Italian fan
>>121468035muh cuh like tai vasa mane he's got tits on his back
>>121468155talmbout carlos diego fereira
>>121467977>dat tap at the endkek
>>121468157Yeah I'm going all the way to Paris to watch a mid fight night
how long until UFC unveils its tranny division?
>>121468157paris was such a let down. the pol memes are actually partially true, some arrons are nice but most of the city is a literal shithole where black people keep bugging you everywhere u go.
>>121468157this will probably be as bad as taht england fight card
>>121467447>why are you using npc as an insult when you're an npc yourself? self hate>Germ, why are you using npc as an insult against me now? Especially when you yourself are an NPC! Self hate >SAD!Brilliant, germ.
>>121468245>tranny fightsi dont wanna watch cuties hurt each other. leave that to the wmma animals
>>121468271it wasn't meant as an insult
>>121468286this but unironically
leave germbro alone he is sexy and valid
In the gym curling 45s with a Olympic bar, could heem anyone with these Californian redwoods I got for arms
>>121468286only real women fight ;^)
>>121467623Damn. Did he die or get a tourniquet on that sucker before he leaked out?
>>121468345thanks bredren
Bitchping was just trash talking Kennedy on his gay little live stream but when he got beat by him, he had the decency to exchange a few decent words. Bitch move, can't say it to his face
>>121468402He had to have died. Goldberg did the same thing and almost lost his arm. https://youtu.be/i9hctehAHKA
>>121468429
>>121468259Yes Paris is a shithole overrun by niggers and arabs which are even worse>>121468269>that England fight card>bad>meatball molly with a spinning back elbow ko>paddy the baddy comeback and sub>hook nose hooker heemed>aspinall subyou just hate fun
>>121468454Bisping is a total bitch, losing to Chael and Tim baka. Biggest fluke ever.
>>121468157>going to be on a 12 hour flight while UFC Paris is happeningb... this is gonna be tawlf with two of my boys fighting
>>121468469>drunk as fuck english """men""" losing their shit over contenders fighting literal bums from the street
is this THE most awkward weigh to do a towel weigh in?
>>12146854895% of the UFC roster are cans. at least the London card showed heems instead of being a decisionfest like most fight nights
>>121468465
the heckin london card!!
schaub thread got no (you)s
>>121468591it was a fucking shit card.the kattar/emmett was teh last good card from the ufc
>>121468633/tv/ is a lost cause, that board is almost exclusively filled with losers
>>121468591London was decent but a finish doesn't automatically mean good/entertaining fight
>>121468633no one knows who >schwab is aside from heemers and jewtubers
Memba when Khabib fled the United States to avoid fighting Tony Ferguson and inadvertently infected and killed Fazza with coronavirus? I memba.
You now remember what you've done.
>>121468738I really don't
>>121468738
>>121468738I never forgot. I'm the worst person in this general.
>>121468802do u actually like kids
>>121468802nah drakeposter is funny
>>121468738>You now remember what you've done.heem a tranny?mfw
Shavkat on Chimeav"He used a foul world on Instagram once. I wish him luck and hope he trains because I'm going to be his toughest challenge."
>>121468826I like kids, sometimes when I pass by a school or a playground I just stand there for a moment and watch them play. I always get thrown back into my childhood, oftentimes makes me remember things that I had forgotten long ago. When I keep walking and go back to my day I forget it again, but I was happy for a moment. You can not be happy if you don't embrace your inner child, and people that actually hate kids are miserable fucks. Do you like kids?
How'd he fare in the flyweight division?
arman v gamrot ocr
Is Tim Kennedy a liar? I get Joey Diaz vibes from some of his stories.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6VrnzTPAwE
>>121468981looks like me with your mom last night ;^)
>>121468948>Do you like kids?no nigga. this is also a strong reason why im pro abortion
Im the most evil poster here.
>>121469067fuck you but I would not hesitate to abort a bitches fetus even by hand
>>121469145yeah? what’s the most evil thing you’ve done?
>Enters the fighting promotion
>>121469282Are they ok?
How would you react to him actually winning the title?
>>121469308post >titul sho' bruv a billion times
>>121469282>he relaxed in the water
>>121469282Reminder to never try to save someone from drowning who doesn't know how to swim. They deserve to die>>121469300No
Fart!
>>121469308wouldn't care
>>121469282
>>121469308I'd be indifferent. Don't care for usman don't care for leon
>>121469308
>>121469308The UFC isn't giving him a title shot
>Australian cuisineWhy is Australia like this? All of their fighters are pitter patterers and their food sucks.
>>121469308I honestly see it as a possibilityHe's probably the most well rounded fighter Usman has fought in his title reign. He could pose some problems to an Usman who's now older, slower, with a bunch of injuries and maybe not even very motivated for this one considering it'll be sort of low key
>>121469282>imagine not being able to swim
>>121469308>Englishman Leon Edwards wins the titleWould probably give a lot of guff to posters from countries with no champions.
>>121467616The fuck? Are they both faggots?
LeGOD CHADwards
>>121469449i always hear about you americans talk about fast food chains and joints and i just can't relate, i've only ever tried burger king and mcdonaldsdo you eat fast food that much or what, like what does outback steakhouse serve, how is itis that like an often topic over there
>>121468157>BAM BAMBigelow?
>>121468459Yeah and the way those untempered sheets of glass break isn't anything near as clean as a car window. I bet that dude died or came very, very close. That much blood so quick probably means he nicked or severed a big ass blood vessel with a lot of pressure in it. Play stupid games, I guess...
Anyone else think it was shitty how the UFC treated Mike Goldberg? He worked for the company for 20 years and when they fired him he didn't get a tribute or even so much as a mention. Yeah he was pretty stupid and knew nothing about MMA but he was still iconic and beloved.
>>121469485talmbout the sky walker saga?? beast of a lego anthology. GOTY for sure, havent played it yet.
>>121469491Outback isn't a fast food chain, it's just a restaurant chain. It's not the best steak but it's like the average steakhouse.Some Americans talk about it a lot but it just depends on where you are or who you're talking to.
>>121469542We've gone on without missing a beat and not even when Joe Rogan fucks off will people care for more than a week.
>>121468738damn men was listening to linkin park what ive done right as i read this the synchronicles just wont stop
>>121469598want more synchronicities? I have a crazy amount of them b
What would happen if I was in a UFC fight and during a grappling exchange I licked my opponent's face? Would I be disqualified on the spot or would it just get me a warning? What if I just claimed it was accident?
>>121469542mike goldberg was never heems friend
>>121469629you win by d'arce eventually
>>121469475they're "brothers"
>>121467117beauty
>>121469629id immediately feign death. youll pay for your transgressions once the ref reviews the footage
/heem/. Do you think we could be friends?
What would happen if I was in a UFC fight and during a grappling exchange I sucked my opponent's dick? Would I be disqualified on the spot or would it just get me a warning? What if I just claimed it was accident?
>>121469680circles, you're so vain
>>121469705whats that on your lip b?
>>121467117my biggest fear is whenever I hang up the water jug on the rack, the nozzle breaking off and all the water comes splashing out and gets all over my pants and makes me look like a little piss pants boy then covers the entire floor
volk was mentally heemed from beating up old man zombie. he'll never be the same
>>121469759thats not a fun fact
>>121467117teenagers scare the living shit out of me
>>121467117trannies are gross and make recoil in utter disgust
I could heem 26% of the people here and win a decision over 17%. The rest would beat me in a fight.
everyone after shavkat heems magny on saturday
>>121469856Neil is a top 10 ranked guy so another fight and he'll be fighting for the title
>>121469816It's not a fax either. It's a tweet.
>>121469856shavkat has been the more proven prospect since Khamzat made his debut. smart fans have been aware this whole time. even up to right now if i had to bet on which of them will have a successful title defense, i would bet shavkat. he's the better fighter
>>121469856i'm starting to feel like welterweight is back baby.
>>121469542They put him on the crowd cam. That's good enough. You think Joe Buck is gonna get a tribute from Fox after moving to mnf?
>>121469889>heem already on the Khamzat hate train
Me in the background.
>>121469902It's basically just Khamzat and Shavkat. Really though, can't even think of a highly regarded prospect in any other division
>>121469911what kinda udicorn is that b
>ShavkatI'll cum in my own ass if this dude isn't a straight up Mongol.
>>121469911
>>121469967Which ones the horse
>>121469911>European saddle
>>121469952Strongest fighter in the world
>>121467482same here bro. i remember there was a line of us just waiting for our turn at that Sydney nightclub.
>>121469911beautiful scenery
>>121469952he's honestly really handsome and cute. need stronge steppe mongol boyfriend
>>121470060he would throw you off a building nigga
>>121470060Your mind is perverted. Consider adopting a Hap to help you reprioritise your energy
>Come, share my fire, weary traveler
>>121470109Based Skyrim NPC.
>>121470109Lol talmabout Varlg?
would you let Rocky heem your bussy?
>>121470135
>>121470129Varg is my favourite autist
where did it all go so terribly wrong
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Charles actually just missed weight?
Neeed me a chocolate mamacita
>>121470109wall is little bit full of charcoal brazza dis iz no good for cardio
>>121470232he'll be reinstated as champ in 2 more weeks
>>121466935Ive caught the covid bros. Feel bad
>>121470275vitamin c and get some ivermectin b
>>121470275it'll be alright. the vaccine makes it a breeze after the first couple days. you'll just be tired. thank god for that vaccine
>>121470244hmm
>>121470230Why's he wearing women's underwear b
>>121470275Sorry. Don't care. We moved onto Ukraine.
>>121470081Soulless vs SOVL.
>>121469308it would usher in a new era of ducking, the likes of which haven't been seen since kabab
>>121470275I got the flu earlier this year in February, it was pretty miserable. Read a couple novels at least.
>>121470244>>121470310Dana always seems to find the only black girls with no ass>>121470275my gf has it to so, I'm just shitposting on the couch. Miss her boobs, bros
>>121470275Is this a new wave or what? All my friends caught it this week.
>>121467117Mediocrity
what do you think of this picture guys?!
>>121470411Very allegorical.
>>121467117Time. When I think about how much time of my life I've wasted or how little time I've left, it terrifies me.
Why is UFC Russia's Youtube channel so based?
>>121470312the canadian bros should know who this is
>>121470334post more of them
>>121467117Spiders.
>>121470275Covids over. We're now SLAVA UKRAINE. You caught the Ukraine
the return of peepeepoopooFL tomorrow
>>121470498I look forward to the HW heems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiaDXBSyDQs
>>121470597prelims are your best bet for heems. main card the pussies show up and start exploiting le point system.
>card starts off with wmmabased i cant WAIT to miss that fight
Wtf is up with all this soccer shit and how long will it last?
I though GADOOSH was a /heem/ meme. Whats up with nerds on reddit using it?
>>121470894Why are you on reddit?
>>121470937To get my outrage fix for the day.
>Aauuughhhh ohhhh... d-did I get heemed again?>c-champ shiiit for real only.. haaaaa auughhhhh
>>121467055t. fat retard who never rides a bike to anything
>>121470943Okay, redditor.
>>121467166I love that shit. Used to bike into the woods and drink. I live in Iowa, though, so a grown man is the scariest thing in the woods.
I could suplex everyone itt.
Why did Heem said for atleast 2 years that Takeru would beat Tenshin?
>>121471019literally who?
>>121471019Our lad Takeru just needed 2 more rounds.
>>121470945>h-he's a bum>Dana White p-privilege>Champ Shit ON-ack
>>121471091>Whats wrong Dana? Don't like when a mexican sleeps on the job? You don't like mexicans?!
Is it delusional to think Khabib beats Izzy at 185? He outwrestled Rockhold, who's a better wrestler than whittaker
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/takeru%20will%20heem%20tenshit/Hey pussy you still there?
>>121471127if Brunson couldn't do it then i doubt khabib could
>>121471127No Izzy sucks. Khachad would ragdoll him unironically.
>Makes heemsters shit and piss their pants in pure impotent rageHeh, nothing personnel, kid
>>121471127He outwrestled the hecking rockhold? in a sparring match? beast of a peach b.I do think he can outwrestle most people in mw including adesanya but in an actual match is harder to wrestle someone, there is a reason khabib never had the balls to move up in weight.
>>121471127Not delusional at all bap. Current chunky Khabib walks him down and rapes him
Islam isn't a good wrestler.
>>121471207oliveira isn't good at bjj so it evens out
>>121471184doubt Khabib can even beat WW like Usman or Colby.
Is it just me or does nobody give a fuck about Lhamzat anymore? Did the burns fight expose him ?
>>121471223No because they are better wrestlers and strikers, he could probably beat meng and wonderboy. At mw i would say he can wrestlefuck adesanya for a round or 2 but the weight difference might be too much.
why is it a dawlg can lick his dick but when I do it you guys call me the Knobgoblin?
heem is flushed
>>121471242Khamzat is a top 5 welterwait now. Which means he only fights once per year, if that. Therefore not much to talk about wrt to him>Did the burns fight expose him ?Yeah if you're a casual
>>121471249>>121471249Adesanya has decent defensive wrestling. He was able to stuff a lot of Vettori take downs. Khabib is better grappling wise but weight classes exist for a reason.The reach advantage will also be a bitch. I can't think of one super lanklet Khabib has fought to compare
>>121471292>welterwait
>>121471320Welterwait instead of welterweight because they love to wait around instead of fighting. Retard
>>121471127A little bit yeah. Khabib has godlike wrestling, okay great, that's two weight divisions and Adesanya is lankier than most heavyweights. He can slide around and strike from range and frame off Khabib's clinch. He's significantly stronger than Khabib. He might be able to just stand up from a takedown.
Adesanya moves like a welterwait but Khabib only needs one hug
>>121471223i dont see what colby has to offer against khabib when theyre basically the same size
>>121471389superior striking and crazy pressure. He's the only one that can keep up or even surpass Khabib's pressure.
just ate some bad yogurt it may be over for me meng
anyone got the glover sitting on jiri webm
Sometimes it's hard to tell if everyone in heem is posting bait or if they are all just drooling retards
Khabib only retired to spite dana for the mcgregor antics and that is based
>>121471442i'm both
>>121471437Just this
Just compare Khabib's dominant performance versus prime RDA to Colbum's life and death performance (got taken down 3 times) versus old RDA and that'll tell you all you need to know.
>>121471455no he would have one hunnerd percent retracted his retirement if conor had beat dustin
RDA would beat Adesanya
>>121471421eat some good yogurt, the good bacteria in it will offset the bad bacteria in your bad yogurt
>*SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF*>*DOWNLOADS THE DATA*
>>121471455I can't wait for the annual Dana begs Khabib for one last fight>>121471463you mean drained LW RDA? The same guy who nearly died cutting weight at LW then got heem'd by Eddie?While we're at it, what about Khabib GBTFO by Tibau or gassing out versus the homeseller Raging Gay Al?
>>121471471why would he fight conor again? khabib was never about money fights he wouldnt even fight old weightcut-flushed gsp.
>>121471506Did Jiri lose the story?
Hey boys it’s almost Friday, can a nibba get some celebratory Schaubs up in this ma?
>>121471242They're waiting for his next fight.
>>121471522because he would have lost. conor is a layup for him, and a much bigger check than gsp
>>121471304Vettori sucks at wrestling
>>121471506how else are you supposed to learn the RNC? that's how my BJJ teacher trains me
>>121471511>can't wait for the annual Dana begs Khabib for one last fightDana is gonna offer him a ridiculous amount of money to come back and lose to Conor
>>121470060There’s another central Asian heemer who did gay porn. He’s really handsome. Forget his name but he’s signed with mayweather.
>>121471536Yes and he also got some real human beans in his face.
>tfw watching Max vs. Volk 2 for the first timeUhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FUCK???Volk literally only won 5th round... because of a couple of takedowns. HOW THE FUCK did he win? What a meme.
>>121471566yet he's still one of the best wrestler at current MW since Wideman went full gadooshed. I wish Moose would fight Izzy bros...
>>121471613pssssh Volks fight strategy went over you head little brain
They used to be friends...
>>121471613he didn't, most people know this. that's why they're doing the trilogy
Volk 3 4 5
>>121471613Max won both fights. First fight was close, but the second one was a clear and obvious Max win.
>>121471460talmbout the twilight zone b?
bink
>>121471656I hope Khamzat stops training with Till. He could be the champ if Till's toiletness stops rubbing off on him.
just heard the tony news...very sad situation
Where did all these mongoloid looking chechen sand niggers come from? There’s like a dozen of them, all generic looking in every division now. Did they barely start getting into the ufc in the 2010s or what.
>>121471304Vettori would rape Khabib.
>>121471691>>121471658Well that's fucked cause I put money on Volk to win. Hope for another robbery now.
Toilet Tillbros, it's over . . .
>>121472068HEEEEMM RATOED
>>121472012nah Khabib would smell the tiramisu on him and lose his shit>brazza where the cake>brazza...you no heff cake...?
>>121472068danis is elite though, he trained with mcgregor
>>121471463>49-6 performance for colby>Colby landed more takedowns on a bigger RDA>life and deathAll that your post tells me is that you have never seen any fighter beside khabib, wich is not surprising, only a casual would be a khabib fan.
when will khabib fight askren for the 165 pound belt?
>>121472068>get bodied by the NoseTill...
>>121467117me, just me
>>121471613Volk 1,3, 4 and 5.
>>121472256AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>121471960Living in the west has honestly softened his heartHe should go back to Chechnya
>>121472256You gave him the first round when he got dropped? I can see Volk 3, 4, 5 but giving him the first round is delusional.
nothing funnier than asking "remember when Conor got choked out like a bitch?" and the reply being "Which time?"
>>121472299He didn't get dropped in the first
>>121472068how has no body fuck ariel up gotta know?
Ojo?
had a great wshh video to share with you all but 4channel thinks it's spam
>>121472307Watching gooby hader schizophrenia sure is funny.
>>121472375He makes friends with these guys first and then likes to banter performatively to show how he is "one of the guys". It's just his thing. He would never start on CTE mess like Garbrandt cause he would get snatched up like an eagle.
Conor never got choked out, he just tapped like a coward. Get your facts straight.
>>121472375if rampage never fucked him up no one will
>>121472527This is what the jacked Taiwanese boy vs. /heem/ would look like.
>>121472375He knows how to pick his matches, he only insults bitches that don't have the balls to actually do something to him.https://youtube.com/shorts/bUV6en1UTD0?feature=share
>>121472436hello, summerfag. wshh has been banned for years. it's sucks because /sp/ used to have the best wshh threads. I mean thanks to a wshh video /heem/ got its name
>>121472548that doo is clearly messican
>>121472068A can who has one fight and gets knocked out and never fights again deserves more respect than ariel who would never engage in mutual combat for fear of his life
>>121472527One of the worst chins I've ever seen
>>121472622Cool it with the antisemitism.
Weasley little RAT. RAT BASTARD
>>121472527horrible fight IQ from the red shirt guy
>hands down>chin up>double leg shot at shoulder heightyeah...it's heeming time
>>121472527He entered Heemgri-LaWe could be so lucky too as well.
im thinking either cold brew or coffee
>>121470312he's a vagitarian
>>121472527>j-jacked taiwanese boy p-pls don't heem meeee
bout time i heemed myself to sleep b
>>121472819Massive story loss from gray shirtHe should khs
>>121472843post physique
I have no respect for your power /heem/. I'd just walk you down fr.
>>121472858He just got ragdolled by what appears to be an obese 5'2 goblin
>>121472895>no physique posted concession accepted
>>121467977basado
>>121472819God imagine fucking that ham galaxy holy shit.
>>121472527the asian lad in this video is kazakh
>>121472068jesus christ its over SOMEBODY GET KHAMZAT
>>121472885*shoots you*
>>121472997scrap like a man bitch
>>121472934in the butt
>>121472819why is he fighting the slampig instead of fucking her? talmbout some serious retards fer shur b
>>121473009kek
>>121473021he's gay
beast of a card
>figgy is now training with chute boxe diego limawait. when did that happen? this could be interesting.
>>121473055that makes sense, keep it high test b
Nadia kassem has retired
>>121472527>>121472596I remember seeing the original when it was posted. The guy is a jacked Kazakh boy, like Shavkat. And this was after Khabib v Conor. The can in red and his friend were drunk Conor fans who started harassing the Kazakh dude and his gf after their boy lost. This was the result.Verily, Allah blessed the Muslims with many victories that day.
heem bros i need your help. i've been hanging out with this butterface and i autistically implied i was gay the first time we met as to not make her uncomfortable. we've hung out a few times and i wouldn't fuck or date her but we're friends and it feels like its too late to tell her the truth. she keeps trying to set me up with guys and it makes me cringe.this is mma related because I am Dricus Duplessis and i'm gay with my coach
>>121472527why hasn't Dana signed this lad yet?
>>121473172Yes, the rumors are true, we're settling down.
The run starts now
I love how everyone started dicksucking Burns after he exposed Khamzat. You telling me Dookie Dans son is having a 3 round war with the future triple champ? Oh fer sure B
>>121473193please bros i am so forreal
>>121473078lets see pettis>>121473270he wants a run at 155 tho
>>121473193nothing about this makes any sense bjust get her to suck your hawlg gawdawlg
My favourite WMMA fighter? It's Emily Willis.
>>121473193>i autistically implied i was gay the first time we met as to not make her uncomfortable>autisticallyhonestly your only out at this point is to tell her you're not gay but you are autistic. why the fuck did you do this in the first place?
>>121473270Yeah Miller wins the rematch
>>121473328what doesn't make sense? and i'm only into cute asian women so even though she has hella ass i wouldn't want to fuck her>>121473356i thought she caught me looking at her ass so it was the first thing i thought of
>>121473401post the physique in her DMs and then post here
>>121473401can you at least post a pic of her ass with her face blurred out to help us figure out what to do
>>121473401here are your options:>tell her you're not gay and she misunderstood you and then have sex with her to smooth things over>tell her you're not gay but you are autistic>ghost her and and hope the problem goes away
>>121473216Fuck off
if it were me I would just fuck her fat ass
>>121473422>>121473435you guys are gonna screenshot this thread and send it to her, just picture the avg white gym bunny but with a few more pounds >>121473466my only option seems like>don't tell her but everytime she brings up some gay shit act outwardly uncomfortable in an attempt to subconsciously condition her into bringing it up less
>>121473527ok then just post physique
>>121473527Tell her you want to try pussy once to make sure.
>>121473527that's the worst possible option, choose one of the three (3) that i gave you. here it sounds like you need to sleep on this then figure it out when you wake up *heems you*
>>121473527how do we send it to her if we dont know who she is b
Why do I feel no attraction to girls that are into me but any random pussy on the street gets me hard?Literally can't even get an erection to this girl that keeps talking to me and she's not even bad looking
>>121473564you hate yourself so any female that would be attracted to you is unattractive by default. love yourself and give her a shot bro
>>121473564because you're not talking to them
I will never have sex.
>>121473551what if i "find god" and memorize a few bible verses and then next time she brings it up i'll mention i think homosexuality is a sin and jesus has freed me from my shackles and for the record because i know heem is a gay general i don't think being gay is bad i'm just not
>>121473593ah you might be right leafHow do I love myself?
god damn you niggas actually all have aspergers i thought it was just a joke
>>121473564Because you are a terrible human being but at least you are self aware on subconscious level and the thought that someone is attracted to the kind of person that you are is a turn off and rightfully so.I know this sounds like a personal attack to you and it kinda is but is still the truth, i know people that are exactly like you, physically they aren't ugly but they are terrible people but thanks to their slightly above average looks they get a lot of hoes but yet are extremely depressed because deep down they know they are empty and if it wasn't for their looks those hoes would not give them any attention and i heard those hoes that say that they are terrible people but at least he is cute and that's all it takes.Who knows maybe i am wrong but i seen this happen way too many times and chances are that you are like that if that happens to you.
>>121473648it sounds gay but you have to actively work on improving your self-talk. that voice in your head that calls you cringe and makes you feel bad, you have to heem that guy every single day and replace those thoughts with positive pro-heeming thoughts. you have to become your biggest bro even when it feels cringe to do so. i love you and you'll get there b
>>121473640just have some drinks with her then tell her hey you know what's funny im actually not gay but when we first met you caught me checking out your ass and it was the first thing that came to my head. then have some drinks and laugh about it. you might not think that being gay is bad but you don't want that stigma following you everywhere, women are very gossipy and you need to fix this now or ghost her permanently
beast of a thread
post her goddamn ass bro
>>121473701another thing is i think she's attracted to me and she's very forward so 100% in that situation she'd make a move on me. i don't want her to fall in love with me so the gay thing is kind of convenient but it feels morally suspect to keep it going not to mention cringe
>>121473729That's my line.
fuck you circle
Just want to clarify that Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup and I would never post about issues with women here...not that I’ve really had any. Don’t confuse me for that other guy.
>>121473786why you are so self conscious b lol
>>121473685That doesn't sound gay at all my dude. Thanks for that leafbro.
>>121473786You’ve definitely posted about your issues with your girlfriend before you fucking LIAR
>>121473786Fuck you
>>121472819>ham planets roughing up the chadsWhat are we doin, B?
>>121473834What are you tawlmbout? I’ve never done such thing, honestly.
>>121473845would you smell her butthole after a long night of drinking and eating fast food?
>>121473861Yes you have it was around the same time you posted your nasty ass room.
>>121473814it helps to have a certain positive phrase to repeat when you notice those kinds of thoughts come up. just breathe and repeat it and it'll help drown that guy out, wagmi bro
>>121473270he looks like a naked mole rat without a beard
>>121473873that crusty dusty ass nigga has to be white, us jacked taiwanese boys have standards and would never reside in such a place
>>121473897Is that a problem?
I pray Taiwan is wiped off the map
Can't run now. Shaved Cat.
>>121473743>white girl with a fat ass is attracted to you>this upsets youyou might actually be gay b i'd be all over that no matter what
>>121473743you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>121473873It’s cleaner now bitch check the tone lest I dispose of you a lá Cub Swanson vs Kron Gracie
>>121473997we have come full circle, circles forever
>>121472527Song Yadong going crazyyy
>>121474102Why should I believe a liar like you? I bet it's even dirtier than before.
taking a schaub rn
Guru says Arman Tsarukyan is top 5.
>>121473861circles is trying to friend simulate you. just stop replying. dont feed him
>>121474202what does he say about Shavkat
>tfw you post when taking a Schaub in the Till but don’t flush for like 20 mins and let the smell waft into the fibres of your clothing and you feet go numb from sitting so long so you gotta shake your legs but then your dick hits the toilet edge
>>121474212He says Neil Magny could be the first death in the octagon.
when is the proper time to throw a hammer fist instead of a punch?
>>121474265always
>>121474228my schaub looked like one of these if it was sausage shaped
>>121474265When they go for a takedown (it will land on the back of their head.)
>>121473961soonand hopefully tens of thousands of zogbots with it
i was drinking moonshine last night and this morning i had 3 coffees for some quick, smart energy. just got back from the till and the schaub was pretty rough b nearly ended my toilet's career.
arman tsaryuakn is the greatest mma fighter of all times
Dana would beat Khabib
>>121474737Heeminder Tito ducked Dana shamelessly
>>121474737i was genuinely thinking about this earlier looking at hulked up pictures of dana (not for homosexual purposes)
THE sugar sean omalley???https://youtu.be/aD6JXlr4B2M
>>121473078Renan Ferreira IS A MUNSTER
>>121474826No you didn’t?
>>121473270Fucking called it b, fake fights are real >>121458105
>>121467997Get back to training Blagoy, you're fight soon right?
>>121474847You weren't meant to see that b
>>121467997>>121468021Rusev udria rusev matchka
>>121474861I dont think theyre fake, I think what happens is they know theyre injured but wont say it till late or one fighter hasnt agreed yet so they pressure them with it. They tried that with costa before and he refused to play ball.
>>121474950
>>121474955idk b that sounds like textbook fake fightery
>>121474955that's as fake as it gets
i wish wmma fighters were hot not so i could jerk off to them but because i like to see beautiful women get beat up and injured
>>121474955>it's not fake it's just fakeok b
>>121474999>>121475050>>121475130a real one would take a fake fight
>>121475101nigguh its still wmma they arent gonna hurt each other
>>121475050and it's mindblowing
>>121475152every match up should be a pretty girl vs a big ugly brazilian dull dyke or better yet a tranny
wmma is actually good
>>121475186most mmma is pretty much wmma now
>>121475197So they're both good
*heems a white claw*
is aspergers a good base for mma
>>121475238Yes.
>>121467114this woman died, sad
NEW>>121475255>>121475255>>121475255
>>121475238no remember that one guy that was pretty high on the spectrum that fought like a legit sperg?
