>June 23 - 27, 2022New Zealand cricket tour of EnglandNZ (21.3 ov) 61/2ENG ytbDay 1 - Session 1: New Zealand chose to bat.
poo peeland
Wicket gone
kwab
if you think about it, every country inhabited by mammals is poo and pee land
LMAO LMAO LMAO
ugly cunt
This game is already over
>>121460382oi, sit down girl i'm trying to watch the cricket
600 par batting deck
kane won'tinson
Broad is going to bat a half century Not Out
>random trash woman in the thumbnailmy thread would have been better
poo peelamd are DONE
>>121460446i'd like her to sit down on my face, if you know what i mean
>>121460472You'd like to perform cunnilingus on her.
In The Mouth A Desert
Have an urge to eat ice cream
>>121460480Lol what made you go straight to that coomer?
>>121460493
>>121460479>>121460479>>121460479
>>121460472what?
>>121460499
>>121460499smells like zachy b this one
Nice to have Williamson back lel
not his fault, but he will be dropped for this
>posting in a soulless match thread
>>121460541either way, shan't
>>121460541better than a mentally ill poopeelander as an op
NZ is the Mexico of the south pacific
Pavement
>>121460568just go to your containment thread ffs
>>121460501see>>121460480
>>121460587I don't get it
Any Pavemen in
No.
>>121460596It's just nonsense. He's clearly trolling you.
>>121460625you lost me
England to be all out before close of play today
Is Jamie's career OVER already lol
Just fucking hit some sixes bro
think new zealand would rather they hadn't lost those 3 wickets in that session
*kills the thread by splitting due to his autism*
TMS break is talking about the Azeem Rafiq story. Vaughan barred from the studio!
I feel like Rafiq is literally the most manufactured and artificial "outrage" story of the modern era
They should run 1000 runs and declare
>>121460757maybe they should find that tree and bat the ball into it so they can run 250 times again
Is there a rule against shoving the ball up your anus?With a bit of anal fisting training it should be doable. A batsman needs only submerge the cricket ball into his rectum and then run as many times as he needs to. What're the fielders going to do?
>>121460779Reckon Smoth would have the determination (autism) to train his anus in the art of cricket ball rectum insertion. I'll send him a message
>>121460779It's not the getting it in its the gettingit back out again that would be the problem
alright time to turn the TV off
watch cricket at my desktop monitor just like I do everything else in my life
wish me luck guys, i'm going to study now
>last ball before lunch is bowledTurn radio off>Bowler takes mark for first ball after lunchTurn radio back on Simple as
australia couldn't bowl out a bald glasses man with crohn's disease who doesn't even bat lol
business idea: bring a banana peel with you when you go to bat and whilst you're off-strike toss it onto the side of the crease where the bowler runs into - watch him trip and break his neck
lyon has fumbled
CATCHINGGARY
New Zealand will be looking to score some runs out there this session.England will be looking to take more wickets.*sits back in his commentary chair and collects paycheck from Sky*
how much was this fucking indian rat paid?
>>121460779thinking that probably comes under 'obstructing the field'
We're in the other thread btw lads/cric/ in the title is literally the only rule of /cric/
>>121461055shouldn't have wasted your review
>>121461070wouldnt have made a difference if that little fag opened his eyes
>>121461068the one that didn't have a post for like 30 mins until you shamelessly bumped it in desperation?
>>121461081looking at it live v slow mo is different, never really looked out live, people were actually surprised when the ball tracker said outbut yeah waste your review a few balls earlier on a 0% chance you get what you deserve
It didn't spin
>>121461097fuck up retard
was the right call by pajeet pajeetganathanaman
>>121461139joel wilson, an honourable caribbean resident
whoops fell for the pozzie's racism and very whitely took it for the reality of the situation
I choose the thread without the indian. Simple as.
ball tracker was just busted either way 2bh, was always sliding down leg
Poopyland
>>121461181dom joly's put on weight
>create a "matchie">fuck offpoopeelanders lol
rigged
there should be different noise markers based on pitch for bat vs speed. also invest in some high speed cameras you povvo cunts
>>121461323vs. *pad
not a kiwi
>>121461286the threadsplitter is surprisingly effective at killing /cric/ when he wants to
flippin.egglegend!
>>121460880good luck desu.
>>121460880just cheat like the rest of your countrymen
WIKKET
It lovely.
daily scrums reduce my productivity
>we'll have a bat please
he does look like his brother, just with the retarded bits ironed out
Only just saw the poopeeland team. Cowardly line-up they got going.
>with the retarded bits ironed out
>>121461527looks just as mongybit like he had the council estate roughness ironed out
why is bristol a ghostown fellasb&b did a tour from Cornwall to Scotland in like two dayskept saying flipping egg! Legend! all the way
nah in comparison to craig he looks normal
50 par trackbongs on the ropes
OH SHUT UPTHEY BOTH LOOK THE FUCKING SAME
>>121461607>>121461576>>121461527>>121461536>>121461539flippin eggs!LEGEND
>>121461539 is correct>>121461527>>121461576both look mongy but Jamie looks like he grew up in a nicer neighbourhood whereas Craig looks like he could roaming around with a pitbull sorry a "staffie cross"
ENOUGH
>>121461499Idk what made you think that but I'm not english
scientists need to study the link between spin bowling and male pattern baldness
>>121461752said it becasue you were indian
>>121461752oOoOOnonooooNOOOOOOnoooonoooonOOOOOONOOOOOOnooonoflippin eggs! LEGEND!yep, GOTTEM!
>>121460600
a full strength cricketing rugby XV
>>121461804imagine writing all that
>>121461861bussin innitit's a skill frfr la x
holy fresh cunt
honestly have to wonder about the diseased mind of this particular poster
pleased that people stopped replying like they used to as late as 2019
>>121461921>>121461925flippin eggsLEGEND
Roman Walker
/cric/'s own cardinal sin
Wicket to fall in the next 20 overs
>>121461977>strongarm them into taking a bunch of your teammates for practice>batting team get trounced and the indian bowling team outshone by some English 21 y/o without a single FC game SIMULTANEOUSLY
business idea: Super Cricket - a new league aimed at zoomers where each team plays games of super overs in round robin format. You could play a thousand games in a very short time period, making it (probably) a completely unique tournament vs anything else.
>could be enjoying the cricket in the sun at headingley>instead i'm sat in my dark grim flat not a mile awayexplain that
why does stokesey hate a review?
>>121462111I can just dip into the trust fund to pay for a box at the ground.
Can't BELIEVE they didn't review that it was leg stump all day
dogshit non-pooviewalso dogshit umping
personally wasn't watching as I was hard at work (from home)how about you zachy?
cric after the review isn't taken and they see it hitting>nooooo you can't just ignore it! that it was clearly hittingcric after the review is taken and they see it missing>ahahah pooview knew it POOVIEW
>>121462167crisp dumbass
>>121462167literally me kek
why would you not review when it's that fullit'll be umps call at worst
>>121462195stokes is an idiot and shouldn't have been let anywhere near the captaincyliterally on record as saying they literally dumb down their strategy meetings to like 50 words or less for him because he just switches off
WALLOP
Roman Walker's taken 5/21
>>121462258V/XXI
>>121462220>literally on record as saying they literally dumb down their strategy meetings to like 50 words or less for him because he just switches off Realistically why would they need to give him more than that? Everyone knows their role and they'd chime in during the match even if he were given a dissertation at the start of every day.
>Walker>actually walks the batsmenimagine if he bowls against Italy
how do you swing the ball /cric/?
>>121462362get your wrist behind it
>been chatting to a girl off tinder for awhile>when shes drunk she rings me and begs me to fuck her, says she wants me to come around tomorrow and screw her brains out, chat for 30mins or so all flirty mainly>the next day tells me shes busy and cant do today maybe on x day>cycle repeats what did she mean by this, getting boring now
>>121462409why don't you go round and shag her next time she calls
>>121462362sandy P
England should've just reviewed and NZ would be 6 down lol
is joe root an all rounder?
>>121462409she was horny at the time but has no actual interest in you, you're a mere tool to fulfill her fantasy (someone else)
remember when they got bored of Buttler shitting on Australia and just started looking out into the solar system?
>>121462590kino tbf
jupiter looks a bit like a cricket ball
fuckin kek
leechy bamboozling the kiwis
comedy geld of a wicket that
based
KEK
do you reckon mitchell should be out for that?
the fuck
thought it had come off the umpire initially
i thought Leach parried it like a volleyball before i saw his incredulous onions visage. anyone have webm?
>boss called me and I missed the comedy wicketEverytime
>>121462693
>THAT CATCH'OOKAN 'GGSLEGEND INNIT
>bracewell, a man who looks like a village spinner, down at 8what did the peewees mean by this
>>121462728Alternatively
>>121462590amazing shots
>>121462728technically that's both batsmen out innitif you really think about itfookin.eggs.lengend
>>121462651yeah he middled it straight to mid on and his mate walks off. cowardly behaviour I expect nothing less from a k*wi
nothing technical about it you dumb brown cunt
what did I say >>121459912
got that sheep shagger on a rope fellas
>>121462728Thanks
>>121462752looool the umpire
The ump fuck*ng s**t himself lol
>>121462752its so hard to see the ball after it comes off mitchells bathoax
HAHA ME AND MY REDDITBROS SURE DID LOVE THAT ONE!!!CRAZY
>>121462590that's the ball dummy
>>121462923Angry and lashing out at the world because you're a fat incel lmfao
does Jimmy Neesh actually still post on rebbit?
>>121462995Wouldn't know
just sweep everything bro
>130/5remember when poopeeland tried to gaslight everyone into thinking they were decent at cricket based on home statpadding and beating india in england (where they're currently getting mogged by Leics)?
*Leicspur
The Cricket
i hope those are not >USA chants
>that dismissalkek KEK KEKKKKEKEKK he fucking middled it as well LMAO
>>121463361only time a kiwi could possibly middle it
>implying Leach didn't plan thatanother set of plebs filtered
>>121462728>>121462752Fucking hell.Also thanks lad.
new meme dropped
>>121463512exact face henry VIII saw when he said he wasn't gonna take no for an answer
>>121463589man that'd be such a kino shot if pope was in focus
going down imo
>>121463681Impossible & better out of focus
>>121463512>>121463553>mfw the lords finally let me invade france
ROOOOT
brother aleem on some of that top drawer hindu kush hashish today
has root tried being good at cricket?
why don't mitch and blund just open the batting
TAKE A FUCKING WICKET
Imagine if NZ had more than 2 batsmen
imagine if England had more than 1
Rained off
>grimglish weather
i'm a mere mile away from the ground and it's not raining herei claim fake news
>play cricket>lose to waterthis is why we aren't taken seriously
england sucks
>>121464427*mouseovers flag*
>>121464427ur face sucks
>>121464099>>121464274>>121464427this is why our pleasant land looks so nice and australia is a desolate shitholefrankly would rather our green and pleasant land at the cost off the odd rain delay over australia's desolate wasteland
>>121464438>>121464543>>121464571SHUT UP
JUST THROW IT AT THE CRICKET STICKS
Pioneering a new trend lads (soon to be adopted board and then site wide)going to refer to (You)s as >>s from now onexample - don't even bother >>ing me
This has been boring
@121464880don't think it's gunna catch on
why is england so dire and grim
>Former Melbourne Renegades fast bowler Cameron Stevenson has been included in USA's T20I squad for the first time as one of several changes to the group headed to Zimbabwe next month for the ICC Men's T20 World Cup Qualifier B tournamentdon't know him - is he good? USA are going to be a very decent t20 team soon, they're getting better every year by recruiting bigger names
USA is a brainlet nation so they ought to dominate pee20.
>>121460472She looks like the one non-goblin chick in a calculus class.
>21 year-old Leicestershire seamer Roman Walker - who is yet to play first-class cricket - takes 5-24 against IndiaPolite enquiry: Aren't India meant to be good at cricket?
Chris Harris must be reinstated at #8 for NZ
>>121465145Being Australian must be exhausting. To seethe about England 24/7 drains the batteries
>>121468100Currently got a decent head of hair at 29 but worry that I will end up like this soonIt's very thin and wispy like Chris's so that can't be a good sign
Looking to have my middle stump cartwheeling soon.
>>121462790he literally got out because he played for the turn
If I had any artistic talent the first thing I'd draw is Dean Jones scoring 200 against India while shitting and pissing and cumming his pants, and vomiting through his helmet, while the jeets seethe. But that's just me.
BradmanTendulkarLaraDaryl MitchellThe big four
More like the midget 4 haha
Any talentless hacks in?
pretty cool
>>121474065Do they call themselves gooners?
>>121474023AMA
>>121474424thought you were in England mate
>>121474424related to Mark Latham at all?
>>121474065Mt Lawley/Highgate cries out for a nuclear detonation
*saves NZ cricket*
>>121460382Post her wearing a face mask. Thx
*deradicalises maladjusted /cric/ posters in your path*
>you now remember when mask fanaticism got so bad some companies were insisting people wear them on teams/zoom calls in solidarity
for me it was you lads standing out on the street and applauding the brave health workers every single night
>>121475771eat shit leaf
in retrospect the entire pandemic was just a nausea inducing set of american type sentimentality
>>121476172that was once a week actually and people stopped bothering after like the 2nd or 3rd time
>>121476191it was pretty gay regardless
>>121476184is that an NFT?
>>121476229No. never reply to me again
>>121476520why not?
>>121475944shes radicalized though
>radicalized>z
New Radicalizealand
anyone tried these? they're cheap so im guessing shit but not spending $50 on a box
>>121476985pic related
>>121476985Tried what? Idiot.
you WILL embrace americanization
>>121477002I don't buy DB or Lion products.
I don't buy Fonterra either.Nor do I shop at countdown.
>>121469407contradictory post baldy bardy
For me?A Châteauneuf-du-Pape as I enjoy the cricket. Sometimes I may slum it with a Côtes du Rhône.
don't know the beer but feel like I'm going off these fruitt hazy craft IPA meme beers filled with rotten fruit and sugar. just a cooper's pale or swanny d for me cheers
alright well you faggots are useless
good morning fellow RMT members and strikers
>>121477182thisLiterally just give me a pale or a bitter depending on my moodHazy ipa shit or whatever gets sickly fast. Tastes like socks. Gross
RAIN FORECAST TODAY HahahahahahahahahahahahHahHahaha
>>121477301feel like the craft beer industry is propped up by a combination of emperor's new clothes and people desperate for an identitygrim stuff
should read "rain forecast for today"
or rain has been forecasted todayrain forecast is a noun referring to what has been forecast in terms of rain
>>121477323craft beer tastes good, I think you're just insecureanyway back in 30
>>121477338Nah fuck you was using ‘rain forecast’ as a noun
>>121477353yeah so rain forecast today It’s a noun like if if I said nuclear bomb today
hell frens
>>121477321looks alright to me
>>121477397if ifoh no no no
>>121477377fuck off you can say 'rain forecast' as noun. It's two seperate words.
flipping egg, this thread! LEGENDS!
>>121477397in your sentence then it would say "the rain forecast today says that it will rain"
mad how badly the queen's english degraded in england since 1788
popping out of the thread for a tick lads
two different nouns can make one noun retard like dog anus is one specific thing
>>121477496compound noun lad
looks like WE have some Rule following NPCs lMao
>>121477523are you back yet
>>121477338Actually if you want to get into it, rain is forecast for today. You're both idiots.
rain is forecasted for today*
>>121477496>seperateoof
>>121477752p.p. is forecast or forecasted you twat. why are you dullards constantly trying to catch each other out
rain has been forecasted for today*
Today, rain has been forecast
The forecast for today - rain.
flippin' eggs
>>121477796>hyphenoof
bunch of ESL thirdies
>>121460382Not a sport
>>121477801depends on contextcould be a response to someone who already knows the answer, where the forecast for today is the main part.
>>121477813No, it doesn't.t. writing teacher
most teachers are not very good at the things they teach luckily neither are their students
>>121477323excellent post>>121477368bad post
>>121477841Yes, most of my students are dumbarses like you lol. Luckily for them, my knowledge of grammar and convention is elite.
I have never heard of a writing teacher beforeGuessing it's some sort of special needs thing
>get exposed as a dumbie>lash out angrily kek
>tfw no tall slender butterface asian gf
Will Mitchell score a ton?
>>121477949William 'Will' Mitchell is the son of Billy and Honey Mitchell and brother of Janet Mitchell in the hit TV drama Eastenders, m8
>>121477775>why are you dullards constantly trying to catch each other outwow!! what a question to ask considering the milieu! flippan' eggs
why is fatcunt still trying
>>121477740I did actually know this but tried to stick to his informal style of writing. my issue wasn't that he didn't stick to strict grammatical form but that his sentence was confusing and unclear in its meaning. happy to discuss further.
I got told off twice at the gallery lads
ngl I got dejavu from the last 2 posts, I saw this in a dreamgonna go neck myself now
There is rain forecast for today.Rain has been forecast for today.Rain is forecast for today.
>>121478015the for is irrelevant if it's a headline style "sentence" you were just trying to catch someone outyou confused and upset him, sure, but to what end?
>>121478037rain-forecast to day
>>121478048a headline wouldn't read like that. his post just referred to today's rain forecast. but what about that forecast? was rain forecasted, or was no rain forecasted? impossible to say. it's just confusing and I was confused.
*be's forecast*
Rain doth forecastrated in the time of currentt. published author
The only rain that matters
>>121477177They sell that at Lidl lmao, povvo poseur twat
chocolate rain
>>121478132and?
>>121478110The only correct post
Pape is pretty tarq tbf, £20-30 a bottleCotes du Rhone can be affordable though
Being of the purpose for this day of our Lord, rain hast been forecasteth.
>>121478125need sauce, thank you
Regnscúr ábádt. Ecgbald
rainy shithole has rain forecast
>>121478162Italian wine > French winePape is what plebs think good wine is.
>>121478251*for rainy shithole
>>121478277same lad who doesn't know what a hyphen is lel
luv rain simple 'as
spanish wine > italian wine
>hyphen
NZ wine > Euro wine
Spanish and French wines tend to be bolder. The Italians make delciious fruity wines, imo. Depends what your mood is tbqhwy
>>121478277you realise all the assertions you are arguing against you just made up in your own head right?
>>121478301exposed and seething kek
>nz wine
Wine is for women and poofs tbph
>>121478313yes, it's called an opinion, you retard lol. The correct opinion
>>121478319I guarantee you've never tried a NZ wine.
> dude, different varieties of rotting grapes to induce estrogenit's steak with a side of steak for me carnivore only
>>121478311Not a great fan of italian reds, although I like their whites. Spanish are okay too but not into Rioja much either which is what most Spanish wine here is. Usually depends on the type of wine though, for example a malbec from France is usually shit, but Argentina is fairly solid. In general French wines tend to balance things the best though at a normal price level. Usually go for France or South Africa. New world reds are dire, too sweet and jammy most the time.
>yes, it's called an opinion, you retard lol. The correct opinion
>>121478339this is a decent take.
if only lukewarm Internet opinions could be traded for gfs
qrd on English wines?
>>121478364only english wines I've seen in stores are like sweet whites, 99% is dry whites
>>121478364ugly and tasteless, just like their people
English wines have been getting better tbqh.https://www.decanter.com/wine/wine-regions/english-wine/
For me it's a cheeky Otago pinot noir
>>121478364watery and obnoxious, just like the people
Probably costs an absolute fortune to set up a vineyard here, considering the cost of land and how developed/dense England isRemains the realm of hobbyists
>>121478319>Kiwi wines scooped up 14 Gold medals and 287 medals overall in the 2020 International Wine Challenge with Australia in first place with 36 Gold medals and France in second place with 26.
For me it's the supermarket brand mystery grape "house red" for £4
>>121478364Vivacious and full-bodied, just like their people
>>121478319>>121478398NZ wine is pretty bland over here, there's plenty of it, mostly known for your whites but ironically I've preferred the Aussie whites I've triedthe reds are bad
>>121478404>£4Well lah dee dah we got a billionaire over herr
wine? no thanks I'll have a san pellegrino
>>121478418name some
>>121478420weird thing with wine is its taxed at a flat rate, like £1.20 a bottle or somethingso doesn't matter if it's catpiss wine or £500 bottle it's taxed exactly the same amount
*Googles furiously*
more money to spend on olives with manchego
Would never buy a kiwi wine tbqhwy
Isn't the kiwi wine gimmick meant to be sauvignon blanc
>>121478418the reds are great hereyour taste is objectively bad
>>121478398> with Australia in first placewe just win all the fucking time what a reality
Never tried kiwi reds only whites but honestly Aussie reds make me gagSo jammy and nasty
>>121478516NZ is known for it's cab sauvs and pinot noirs
yeah mate I'll have a glass of wine*every woman in the room's pussy becomes drier than the sahara*
Bit let's be honest, if you're boasting about local wine you mustn't have much going on in life.
yeah mate ill get a bottle of bubbles for the table thanks*every women starts frothing at the mouth and scrambling for my dick*
yes barkeep, I'll have your finest single malt with a single drop of distilled water*vaginally floodgates open*
There is not a single English wine I have tasted that scored less than 95/100t. wine conneisseur
>drinking winealri ladies
>>121478526sauv blancs is what NZ is known for hereapparently 86% of your wine exports too so checks out
Like I drank wine in my early 20s when I thought it was cool but yeah
why yes I will order some sprite thank you
I'm sure England has nice beers, which is actually more important
Like I drank in my early 20s when I thought it was cool but yeah
best chard i've ever had was a kiwi one
whether someone thinks a particular drink is cool or uncool or feminine or masculine does not impact my choice to drink a certain thing
>>121478319based fucking retard antipodes have some of the best wine
>>121478611literally every wine country says this
odd how peewees are most active before and after the game but completely silent during it. really does make you think
Chilean wine mogs others into oblivionCan't wait for the glory days of 2032 enjoying a few bottles of Chilean red after a close-fought 50 over match in Santiago
>>121478676they do some decent cheap wines for the price
might try and look for a peewee wine latersupport your "economy"
>A study of EU citizens living in the UK has revealed the “open wound” left by Brexit.>A 64-year-old French-born woman in the UK for more than 40 years said: “I can barely express how hurt I am. I came to the UK in 1979 and worked in the NHS. I have felt betrayed, unheard, uncared for. I started to suffer from anxieties. I decided to apply for British citizenship, not because I wanted to be British, but so I could sleep at night again. When I got my British passport, I spat on it.”so true
>>121478719why was she hurt?
>>121478626Yes hmm certainly strange as it's played overnight when most kiwis are awake
>>121478753>overnight when most kiwis are awakeyep exactly
>>121478623yep because wine countries tend to have good wine lmao
>>121478719what an entitled hag
What NZ does well:>wine>beer>fruit>dairy>chocolate>ice cream>the arts >cricket, rugby What NZ gets wrong:>women >soccerMade me think.
>new zealand destory england in a test series around a year ago>brendan mccullum joins as coach and makes a kiwi captian>england destroy new zealand in a test seriesis team culture, dare I say the real deal?
>>121478719in France they actually spit on the floor when they enjoy a meal, so this is a complementt. Knower
can find australian wine easily hereaustralian beer though, i don't think """""foster's"""""" even counts
are the poms in this thread play-acting or are they actually thick
>>121478807something wrong mate?
>>121478788and in India they shit on the floor in a nod to the chef
>>121478816they literally wipe their arses with their bare handis why they always have a poop hand and then an actual hand they eat with and shake people's hands with etc.
>>121478828how do they clap?
how can she clap
>>121478828makes sense if you think about it, vishnu gave you two hands for a reasont. definitely not britjeet
What NZ does well:>wine Mainly whites which are trashy anyway>beerCorrect, world beaters with Hazys>fruitall produce if you ignore the price>dairyAll produce if you ignore the price>chocolateWhittakers is pretty good>ice creamMeh much moores is ok>the artsMeh the music has become shit>cricket, rugbyyeahWhat NZ gets wrong:>womenCorrect, the egos on anything above 5/10 is insane, and nothing above 8/10 exists there>soccerBecause new zealand isnt a third world country, the only countries who care about soccer dont have any other viable sports and/or are poor
>>121478834HOW CAN SHE CLAP SIR
>>121478828grim...
love english false confidence
>>121478839no one was asking you dickbreath
>>121478859Is it opposite if you're left-handed?
>>121478816>>121478828didn't know this pretty cool
>>121478885is it???
They were dishing out hangi at the gallery tosay but we missed out
cricket celebration idea: upon taking a wicket, scream like a madman, sprint to the dismissed batsman and then push a middle finger into his face at point blank range
It's pissing down lads
>bat the ball at your own batting partner>he middles it to mid-on and outdon't bat the ball at your own batting partner
>>121478933bit of a stitch up this
feels like Saturday except it's Friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2KqSZJFQfYis this what UK nightlife is like? so fucking grim
business idea: upon getting rattled consistently by the intensity of south african sledging, concoct a plan to use sandpaper to aid reverse swing of the ball
>nightlifeok pleb
>>121479014the land of the slampig
>>121479018South Africa was just when they got caught
>>121479014English slags are a breed apart
>>121479014can smell the working class through my monitor
I'll never defend English women 2bh, luckily there are plenty of non-English women here as well.
>>121479132all the generally good looking ones tend to be frigid middle class types
only an ENGLISH ROSE will touch this cock, i could never consider betraying my nation like that currychaser above(btw im black)
>>121479143Leftie frigid middle class types who are refugee welcomers. I'm all for refugees if they are single Ukrainian women but that's it
wtf the Aus / SL series is already decided? kek
>>121479251they lost on purpose to cheer them up because the country is collapsing
they're actually trying this game
>>121479274damn that was kind of the sri lankans
for me it's>>121479251the Australia of old would've stepped on the field with no other intention than to crush the Lankans like the subhuman insects they are, more so if they had deeper worries like the financial state of their """nation"""
BradmanTendulkarLaraDaryl MitchellThe Mt Rushmore of test batsmen
>Bradwoman>no Ponting or Cook
reckon i'd be really good at tennis if i played it all my life and devoted all my spare time practicing it
I am a chess master and you are all chess pieces
>>121479516>practicingcareful there's a certain reddit peewee on the prowl for grammr errors
if we lose a wicket early will most likely go watch some sluts on twitch
raineth hast been f'recast'd the present day
our bowling attack is mentally pooked
you mean our tactical pace assault team
>missed the wine chatFUCK
the bowling navy
>>121479532they are called a grandmaster sweaty x>>121479636just say your piece anyway fella
I see holes in englands game but I see holes in new zealands game also
also in your mum's pants
haha
uhh foakesbros?
>flag has cricket ball on it but refuses to play cricket
Never rated foakes his IPL average just doesn't do it for me
missing a catch as the designated wk must feel bad when there's two other keepers in the side. like at school whenever i wanted to be the goalkeeper and there was one other guy who really wanted to be the keeper too so he'd hang around admonishing me for any mistake made.
>>121479707uhmmm i think you'll be embarrassed to find out the first international cricket tournament in western japan is being held svengaard
I see holes every time I open /sp/why the fuck does janny always sage us and yet refuses to clean the catalog?
>>121479729based but is it like the "swedish" cricket team that's 90% muzzie? you fellas are less inviting of thirdies though I guess
>>121479734janny's a virgin loves pornhates sex-havers (cric)
japan vs swedish "kiwi" fight when.
why did you air quote the swede's nationality and not the nipponese's
>>121479773more like 70%. indians and other subcontinentals have no shame or conscience about stifling the growth of the game. absolute insectoid people. finna start up a cricket club and only approve applications from those of the yamato persuasion, and rarely from caucasians
why did you ghost (you) me?
sorry mate, i will now (you) the most recent kiwi posts as compensation>>121479811>>121479798>>121479781>>121479773>>121479707
>>121479819kek
>>121479734Fuck janny
yeah dude they were totally trying the other games
>>121479803I think he was air quoting the fight as a "kiwi" fight between a jap and svensk
I think it's more a case of SL not trying nowwhy bother when you've wrapped up the series?
>>121479842for me it's janny621
should have been watching the ODI instead of the England ""cricket team""(they're all humans) drop this fat kiwi manlet excuse of a batsman. automatically lose 50% respect in my eyes if you're named bloody 'mitchell' kek
Nice of /pw/ to come watch.
shall watch Mitchell's ton then nie nies
*throws the last game for easy money after wrapping the series*heh..............
>>121479734I honestly think this new coomposter has broken jannies. He's been doing this for almost a year now and doesn't slow down or take a day off kek. Jannies are just letting him build up 10-12 threads and then mass delete instead of cleaning it properly. Also saw him posting his degeneracy in /tv/.
GONEFUCK OFFBACK TO THE VINEYARD
>>121479909based joshy
>>121479864yeah Kane Richardson bowling 6 wides in an over was authentic
Blundell more like Blunder
>live on avalanche number 4 melt coffee beans for 5dollars from new world for years up until 2019>return to new zealand and its 7.50>50% increase in price in a two year period Is new zealand becoming a third world country going to be good or bad for cricket?
>>121479882>automatically lose 50% respect in my eyes if you're named bloody 'mitchell' kekfor some reason i respect it as a first name in the non-UK commonwealth but don't otherwise. knew some bleck from the caribbean with that for a forename, and also there's the handlebar man from pozz. fit their personalities.
cricstream is down? crichd is so far behind
DRS (legitimately) isn't working today
>>121479882>Implying fat manlets aren't the upper echelon of batsmanI expect to see lots of spin and batting prowess from japan in future but a good quicky is going to be rare
>>121479954>DRS is currently down - which explains Blundell's head shaking as he walked off. Replays show it may well have been close on review... but no ball tracking!
>>121479954convenient
>doug "chad" bracewell >mitchell "goblin" bracewellgrim genetic split
just get DRS some tampons and chocolates and tell her to get on with it
>>121480001the duality of (the anglo) man
Broad can you fuck off homo
going to name my firstborn son Frank after francois pienaar, and my second son Mitchell.
tipping you'll never have children but neat story regardless
>>121480032are you implying non whites look more similar to each other?
going to name my good looking son James and the ugly one Tyson>>121480117non anglo whites actually
>>121480140>non anglo whitesno such thing
Will name my firstborn Nob after Oda Nobunaga
Will NOT name my firstborn x jr because Im not an egotistical faggot
feel personally attcked tbqh
sven jryeah don't get that habit. i'd say its worse than double barreled surnames
2 shocking drops so far today
just catch it
Bairstow just dropped the test
lmoa
bumstow
>>121479842>select all images that contain penis
stokes captaincy has holes for sure
>>121480246KEK
god TMS is so fucking KINO I LOVE it
scoar sum runs
business idea: produce cricket balls that don't disintegrate after 2 overs
post a stream other than crichd or cricstream PUREEZU
Try cricfree.live
>Advanced hair clinic playing three different warney clips a couple weeks after his death
>>121480283apparently it's because the cunt that usually makes/stitches the balls left his job, and the next cunt didn't stitch the seam tight enough
finally you lot hit the bump limit. make a new thread and put /cric/ in the title or you'll be missing out on my posts AGAIN (that's why this thread has been so dead and taken so long to get to 500)
>>121480330it's what he would have wanted
>>121480291I have a very good HD stream which I won't share with you because I don't like you
what's a par score on here? any knowers know?
>>121480344>you'll be missing out on my posts AGAINNot a unique IP on this post so that's a lie.
>>121480369par score in the first innings of every test match ever played is 350
>>121480369Less than 300
post cricketers you've met and one you'd like to meetMET: nonefinna meet : the prince BC Lara>>121480358:(
>>121480369yeah mate i know
>>121480394complete delusionpar at Trent Bridge is always 450, at the Oval it's 400
>>121480424it's quite literally not
>it's quite literally not
>>121480438par = average score batting first WHEN the team batting first wonmathslet
>>121480438>the intellects of /cric/
>>121480291here ya go fella, it's golden fresh x*UNZIPS*
>>121480369its a game of two halves, can't really tell you until both teams have batted, and then you have to wait until both teams have had two chances on the pitch to account for any anomalies
if you can't produce a statistic that shows par score is 450 then you have no argument
leach has a southgate face
>>121480492>>121480492>>121480492>>121480492new thread
based reigning WWE champion in the crowd
can we get a matchie instead of this faggy bong thread?
more than 1 match going on
