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>June 23 - 27, 2022
New Zealand cricket tour of England
NZ (21.3 ov) 61/2
ENG ytb
Day 1 - Session 1: New Zealand chose to bat.
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poo peeland
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Wicket gone
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kwab
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if you think about it, every country inhabited by mammals is poo and pee land
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LMAO LMAO LMAO
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ugly cunt
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This game is already over
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>>121460382
oi, sit down girl i'm trying to watch the cricket
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600 par batting deck
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kane won'tinson
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Broad is going to bat a half century Not Out
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>random trash woman in the thumbnail
my thread would have been better
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poo peelamd are DONE
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>>121460446
i'd like her to sit down on my face, if you know what i mean
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>>121460472
You'd like to perform cunnilingus on her.
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In The Mouth A Desert
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Have an urge to eat ice cream
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>>121460480
Lol what made you go straight to that coomer?
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>>121460493
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>>121460479
>>121460479
>>121460479
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>>121460472
what?
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>>121460499
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>>121460499
smells like zachy b this one
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Nice to have Williamson back lel
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not his fault, but he will be dropped for this
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>posting in a soulless match thread
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>>121460541
either way, shan't
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>>121460541
better than a mentally ill poopeelander as an op
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NZ is the Mexico of the south pacific
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Pavement
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>>121460568
just go to your containment thread ffs
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>>121460501
see
>>121460480
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>>121460587
I don't get it
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Any Pavemen in
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No.
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>>121460596
It's just nonsense. He's clearly trolling you.
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>>121460625
you lost me
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England to be all out before close of play today
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Is Jamie's career OVER already lol
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Just fucking hit some sixes bro
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think new zealand would rather they hadn't lost those 3 wickets in that session
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*kills the thread by splitting due to his autism*
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TMS break is talking about the Azeem Rafiq story. Vaughan barred from the studio!
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I feel like Rafiq is literally the most manufactured and artificial "outrage" story of the modern era
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They should run 1000 runs and declare
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>>121460757
maybe they should find that tree and bat the ball into it so they can run 250 times again
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Is there a rule against shoving the ball up your anus?

With a bit of anal fisting training it should be doable. A batsman needs only submerge the cricket ball into his rectum and then run as many times as he needs to. What're the fielders going to do?
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>>121460779
Reckon Smoth would have the determination (autism) to train his anus in the art of cricket ball rectum insertion. I'll send him a message
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>>121460779
It's not the getting it in its the gettingit back out again that would be the problem
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alright time to turn the TV off
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watch cricket at my desktop monitor just like I do everything else in my life
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wish me luck guys, i'm going to study now
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>last ball before lunch is bowled
Turn radio off
>Bowler takes mark for first ball after lunch
Turn radio back on
Simple as
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australia couldn't bowl out a bald glasses man with crohn's disease who doesn't even bat lol
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business idea: bring a banana peel with you when you go to bat and whilst you're off-strike toss it onto the side of the crease where the bowler runs into - watch him trip and break his neck
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lyon has fumbled
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CATCHING
GARY
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New Zealand will be looking to score some runs out there this session.

England will be looking to take more wickets.

*sits back in his commentary chair and collects paycheck from Sky*
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how much was this fucking indian rat paid?
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>>121460779
thinking that probably comes under 'obstructing the field'
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We're in the other thread btw lads
/cric/ in the title is literally the only rule of /cric/
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>>121461055
shouldn't have wasted your review
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>>121461070
wouldnt have made a difference if that little fag opened his eyes
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>>121461068
the one that didn't have a post for like 30 mins until you shamelessly bumped it in desperation?
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>>121461081
looking at it live v slow mo is different, never really looked out live, people were actually surprised when the ball tracker said out

but yeah waste your review a few balls earlier on a 0% chance you get what you deserve
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It didn't spin
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>>121461097
fuck up retard
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was the right call by pajeet pajeetganathanaman
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>>121461139
joel wilson, an honourable caribbean resident
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whoops fell for the pozzie's racism and very whitely took it for the reality of the situation
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I choose the thread without the indian. Simple as.
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ball tracker was just busted either way 2bh, was always sliding down leg
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Poopyland
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>>121461181
dom joly's put on weight
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>create a "matchie"
>fuck off
poopeelanders lol
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rigged
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there should be different noise markers based on pitch for bat vs speed. also invest in some high speed cameras you povvo cunts
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>>121461323
vs. *pad
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not a kiwi
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>>121461286
the threadsplitter is surprisingly effective at killing /cric/ when he wants to
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flippin.egg
legend!
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>>121460880
good luck desu.
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>>121460880
just cheat like the rest of your countrymen
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WIKKET
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It lovely.
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daily scrums reduce my productivity
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>we'll have a bat please
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he does look like his brother, just with the retarded bits ironed out
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Only just saw the poopeeland team. Cowardly line-up they got going.
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>with the retarded bits ironed out
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>>121461527
looks just as mongy

bit like he had the council estate roughness ironed out
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why is bristol a ghostown fellas
b&b did a tour from Cornwall to Scotland in like two days
kept saying flipping egg! Legend! all the way
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nah in comparison to craig he looks normal
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50 par track
bongs on the ropes
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OH SHUT UP
THEY BOTH LOOK THE FUCKING SAME
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>>121461607
>>121461576
>>121461527
>>121461536
>>121461539
flippin eggs!
LEGEND
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>>121461539 is correct

>>121461527
>>121461576
both look mongy but Jamie looks like he grew up in a nicer neighbourhood whereas Craig looks like he could roaming around with a pitbull sorry a "staffie cross"
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ENOUGH
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>>121461499
Idk what made you think that but I'm not english
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scientists need to study the link between spin bowling and male pattern baldness
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>>121461752
said it becasue you were indian
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>>121461752
oOoOOnonooooNOOOOOOnoooo
noooo
nOOOOOO
NOOOOOO
nooo

no

flippin eggs! LEGEND!
yep, GOTTEM!
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>>121460600
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a full strength cricketing rugby XV
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>>121461804
imagine writing all that
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>>121461861
bussin innit
it's a skill frfr la x
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holy fresh cunt
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honestly have to wonder about the diseased mind of this particular poster
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pleased that people stopped replying like they used to as late as 2019
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>>121461921
>>121461925
flippin eggs
LEGEND
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Roman Walker
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/cric/'s own cardinal sin
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Wicket to fall in the next 20 overs
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>>121461977
>strongarm them into taking a bunch of your teammates for practice
>batting team get trounced and the indian bowling team outshone by some English 21 y/o without a single FC game SIMULTANEOUSLY
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business idea: Super Cricket - a new league aimed at zoomers where each team plays games of super overs in round robin format. You could play a thousand games in a very short time period, making it (probably) a completely unique tournament vs anything else.
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>could be enjoying the cricket in the sun at headingley
>instead i'm sat in my dark grim flat not a mile away
explain that
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why does stokesey hate a review?
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>>121462111
I can just dip into the trust fund to pay for a box at the ground.
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Can't BELIEVE they didn't review that it was leg stump all day
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dogshit non-pooview
also dogshit umping
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personally wasn't watching as I was hard at work (from home)

how about you zachy?
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cric after the review isn't taken and they see it hitting
>nooooo you can't just ignore it! that it was clearly hitting
cric after the review is taken and they see it missing
>ahahah pooview knew it POOVIEW
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>>121462167
crisp dumbass
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>>121462167
literally me kek
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why would you not review when it's that full
it'll be umps call at worst
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>>121462195
stokes is an idiot and shouldn't have been let anywhere near the captaincy

literally on record as saying they literally dumb down their strategy meetings to like 50 words or less for him because he just switches off
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WALLOP
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Roman Walker's taken 5/21
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>>121462258
V/XXI
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>>121462220
>literally on record as saying they literally dumb down their strategy meetings to like 50 words or less for him because he just switches off
Realistically why would they need to give him more than that? Everyone knows their role and they'd chime in during the match even if he were given a dissertation at the start of every day.
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>Walker
>actually walks the batsmen
imagine if he bowls against Italy
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how do you swing the ball /cric/?
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>>121462362
get your wrist behind it
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>been chatting to a girl off tinder for awhile
>when shes drunk she rings me and begs me to fuck her, says she wants me to come around tomorrow and screw her brains out, chat for 30mins or so all flirty mainly
>the next day tells me shes busy and cant do today maybe on x day
>cycle repeats
what did she mean by this, getting boring now
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>>121462409
why don't you go round and shag her next time she calls
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>>121462362
sandy P
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England should've just reviewed and NZ would be 6 down lol
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is joe root an all rounder?
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>>121462409
she was horny at the time but has no actual interest in you, you're a mere tool to fulfill her fantasy (someone else)
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remember when they got bored of Buttler shitting on Australia and just started looking out into the solar system?
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>>121462590
kino tbf
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jupiter looks a bit like a cricket ball
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fuckin kek
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leechy bamboozling the kiwis
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comedy geld of a wicket that
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based
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KEK
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do you reckon mitchell should be out for that?
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the fuck
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thought it had come off the umpire initially
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i thought Leach parried it like a volleyball before i saw his incredulous onions visage. anyone have webm?
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>boss called me and I missed the comedy wicket
Everytime
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>>121462693
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>THAT CATCH
'OOKAN 'GGS
LEGEND INNIT
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>bracewell, a man who looks like a village spinner, down at 8
what did the peewees mean by this
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>>121462728
Alternatively
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>>121462590
amazing shots
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>>121462728
technically that's both batsmen out innit
if you really think about it

fookin.eggs.lengend
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>>121462651
yeah he middled it straight to mid on and his mate walks off. cowardly behaviour I expect nothing less from a k*wi
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nothing technical about it you dumb brown cunt
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what did I say >>121459912
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got that sheep shagger on a rope fellas
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>>121462728
Thanks
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>>121462752
looool the umpire
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The ump fuck*ng s**t himself lol
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>>121462752
its so hard to see the ball after it comes off mitchells bat
hoax
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HAHA ME AND MY REDDITBROS SURE DID LOVE THAT ONE!!!
CRAZY
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>>121462590
that's the ball dummy
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>>121462923
Angry and lashing out at the world because you're a fat incel lmfao
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does Jimmy Neesh actually still post on rebbit?
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>>121462995
Wouldn't know
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just sweep everything bro
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>130/5
remember when poopeeland tried to gaslight everyone into thinking they were decent at cricket based on home statpadding and beating india in england (where they're currently getting mogged by Leics)?
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*Leicspur
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The Cricket
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i hope those are not >USA chants
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>that dismissal
kek KEK KEKKKKEKEKK he fucking middled it as well LMAO
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>>121463361
only time a kiwi could possibly middle it
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>implying Leach didn't plan that
another set of plebs filtered
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>>121462728
>>121462752
Fucking hell.
Also thanks lad.
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new meme dropped
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>>121463512
exact face henry VIII saw when he said he wasn't gonna take no for an answer
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>>121463589
man that'd be such a kino shot if pope was in focus
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going down imo
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>>121463681
Impossible & better out of focus
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>>121463512
>>121463553
>mfw the lords finally let me invade france
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ROOOOT
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brother aleem on some of that top drawer hindu kush hashish today
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has root tried being good at cricket?
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why don't mitch and blund just open the batting
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TAKE A FUCKING WICKET
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Imagine if NZ had more than 2 batsmen
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imagine if England had more than 1
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Rained off
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>grimglish weather
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i'm a mere mile away from the ground and it's not raining here
i claim fake news
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>play cricket
>lose to water
this is why we aren't taken seriously
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england sucks
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>>121464427
*mouseovers flag*
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>>121464427
ur face sucks
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>>121464099
>>121464274
>>121464427
this is why our pleasant land looks so nice and australia is a desolate shithole

frankly would rather our green and pleasant land at the cost off the odd rain delay over australia's desolate wasteland
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>>121464438
>>121464543
>>121464571

SHUT UP
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JUST THROW IT AT THE CRICKET STICKS
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Pioneering a new trend lads (soon to be adopted board and then site wide)
going to refer to (You)s as >>s from now on
example - don't even bother >>ing me
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This has been boring
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@121464880
don't think it's gunna catch on
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why is england so dire and grim
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>Former Melbourne Renegades fast bowler Cameron Stevenson has been included in USA's T20I squad for the first time as one of several changes to the group headed to Zimbabwe next month for the ICC Men's T20 World Cup Qualifier B tournament
don't know him - is he good? USA are going to be a very decent t20 team soon, they're getting better every year by recruiting bigger names
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USA is a brainlet nation so they ought to dominate pee20.
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>>121460472
She looks like the one non-goblin chick in a calculus class.
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>21 year-old Leicestershire seamer Roman Walker - who is yet to play first-class cricket - takes 5-24 against India

Polite enquiry: Aren't India meant to be good at cricket?
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Chris Harris must be reinstated at #8 for NZ
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>>121465145
Being Australian must be exhausting. To seethe about England 24/7 drains the batteries
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>>121468100
Currently got a decent head of hair at 29 but worry that I will end up like this soon
It's very thin and wispy like Chris's so that can't be a good sign
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Looking to have my middle stump cartwheeling soon.
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>>121462790
he literally got out because he played for the turn
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If I had any artistic talent the first thing I'd draw is Dean Jones scoring 200 against India while shitting and pissing and cumming his pants, and vomiting through his helmet, while the jeets seethe. But that's just me.
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Bradman
Tendulkar
Lara
Daryl Mitchell

The big four
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More like the midget 4 haha
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Any talentless hacks in?
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pretty cool
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>>121474065
Do they call themselves gooners?
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>>121474023
AMA
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>>121474424
thought you were in England mate
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>>121474424
related to Mark Latham at all?
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>>121474065
Mt Lawley/Highgate cries out for a nuclear detonation
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*saves NZ cricket*
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>>121460382
Post her wearing a face mask. Thx
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*deradicalises maladjusted /cric/ posters in your path*
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>you now remember when mask fanaticism got so bad some companies were insisting people wear them on teams/zoom calls in solidarity
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for me it was you lads standing out on the street and applauding the brave health workers every single night
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>>121475771
eat shit leaf
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in retrospect the entire pandemic was just a nausea inducing set of american type sentimentality
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>>121476172
that was once a week actually and people stopped bothering after like the 2nd or 3rd time
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>>121476191
it was pretty gay regardless
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>>121476184
is that an NFT?
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>>121476229
No. never reply to me again
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>>121476520
why not?
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>>121475944
shes radicalized though
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>radicalized
>z
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New Radicalizealand
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anyone tried these? they're cheap so im guessing shit but not spending $50 on a box
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>>121476985
pic related
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>>121476985
Tried what? Idiot.
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you WILL embrace americanization
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>>121477002
I don't buy DB or Lion products.
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I don't buy Fonterra either.
Nor do I shop at countdown.
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>>121469407
contradictory post
baldy bardy
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For me?

A Châteauneuf-du-Pape as I enjoy the cricket. Sometimes I may slum it with a Côtes du Rhône.
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don't know the beer but feel like I'm going off these fruitt hazy craft IPA meme beers filled with rotten fruit and sugar.
just a cooper's pale or swanny d for me cheers
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alright well you faggots are useless
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good morning fellow RMT members and strikers
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>>121477182
this
Literally just give me a pale or a bitter depending on my mood
Hazy ipa shit or whatever gets sickly fast. Tastes like socks. Gross
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RAIN FORECAST TODAY
HahahahahahahahahahahahHahHahaha
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>>121477301
feel like the craft beer industry is propped up by a combination of emperor's new clothes and people desperate for an identity
grim stuff
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should read "rain forecast for today"
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or rain has been forecasted today

rain forecast is a noun referring to what has been forecast in terms of rain
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>>121477323
craft beer tastes good, I think you're just insecure
anyway back in 30
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>>121477338
Nah fuck you was using ‘rain forecast’ as a noun
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>>121477353
yeah so rain forecast today
It’s a noun
like if if I said nuclear bomb today
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hell frens
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>>121477321
looks alright to me
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>>121477397
if if
oh no no no
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>>121477377
fuck off you can say 'rain forecast' as noun. It's two seperate words.
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flipping egg, this thread! LEGENDS!
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>>121477397
in your sentence then it would say "the rain forecast today says that it will rain"
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mad how badly the queen's english degraded in england since 1788
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popping out of the thread for a tick lads
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two different nouns can make one noun retard
like dog anus is one specific thing
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>>121477496
compound noun lad
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looks like WE have some Rule following NPCs lMao
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>>121477523
are you back yet
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>>121477338
Actually if you want to get into it, rain is forecast for today. You're both idiots.
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rain is forecasted for today*
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>>121477496
>seperate
oof
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>>121477752
p.p. is forecast or forecasted you twat. why are you dullards constantly trying to catch each other out
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rain has been forecasted for today*
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Today, rain has been forecast
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The forecast for today - rain.
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flippin' eggs
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>>121477796
>hyphen
oof
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bunch of ESL thirdies
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>>121460382
Not a sport
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>>121477801
depends on context

could be a response to someone who already knows the answer, where the forecast for today is the main part.
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>>121477813
No, it doesn't.

t. writing teacher
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most teachers are not very good at the things they teach

luckily neither are their students
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>>121477323
excellent post
>>121477368
bad post
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>>121477841
Yes, most of my students are dumbarses like you lol. Luckily for them, my knowledge of grammar and convention is elite.
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I have never heard of a writing teacher before

Guessing it's some sort of special needs thing
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>get exposed as a dumbie
>lash out angrily
kek
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>tfw no tall slender butterface asian gf
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Will Mitchell score a ton?
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>>121477949
William 'Will' Mitchell is the son of Billy and Honey Mitchell and brother of Janet Mitchell in the hit TV drama Eastenders, m8
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>>121477775
>why are you dullards constantly trying to catch each other out
wow!! what a question to ask considering the milieu! flippan' eggs
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why is fatcunt still trying
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>>121477740
I did actually know this but tried to stick to his informal style of writing.

my issue wasn't that he didn't stick to strict grammatical form but that his sentence was confusing and unclear in its meaning. happy to discuss further.
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I got told off twice at the gallery lads
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ngl I got dejavu from the last 2 posts, I saw this in a dream
gonna go neck myself now
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There is rain forecast for today.
Rain has been forecast for today.
Rain is forecast for today.
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>>121478015
the for is irrelevant if it's a headline style "sentence"
you were just trying to catch someone out
you confused and upset him, sure, but to what end?
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>>121478037
rain-forecast to day
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>>121478048
a headline wouldn't read like that. his post just referred to today's rain forecast. but what about that forecast? was rain forecasted, or was no rain forecasted? impossible to say. it's just confusing and I was confused.
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*be's forecast*
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Rain doth forecastrated in the time of current

t. published author
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The only rain that matters
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>>121477177
They sell that at Lidl lmao, povvo poseur twat
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chocolate rain
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>>121478132
and?
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>>121478110
The only correct post
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Pape is pretty tarq tbf, £20-30 a bottle

Cotes du Rhone can be affordable though
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Being of the purpose for this day of our Lord, rain hast been forecasteth.
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>>121478125
need sauce, thank you
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Regnscúr ábád

t. Ecgbald
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rainy shithole has rain forecast
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>>121478162
Italian wine > French wine
Pape is what plebs think good wine is.
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>>121478251
*for rainy shithole
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>>121478277
same lad who doesn't know what a hyphen is lel
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luv rain simple 'as
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spanish wine > italian wine
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>hyphen
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NZ wine > Euro wine
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Spanish and French wines tend to be bolder. The Italians make delciious fruity wines, imo. Depends what your mood is tbqhwy
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>>121478277
you realise all the assertions you are arguing against you just made up in your own head right?
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>>121478301
exposed and seething kek
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>nz wine
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Wine is for women and poofs tbph
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>>121478313
yes, it's called an opinion, you retard lol. The correct opinion
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>>121478319
I guarantee you've never tried a NZ wine.
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> dude, different varieties of rotting grapes to induce estrogen

it's steak with a side of steak for me carnivore only
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>>121478311
Not a great fan of italian reds, although I like their whites. Spanish are okay too but not into Rioja much either which is what most Spanish wine here is.

Usually depends on the type of wine though, for example a malbec from France is usually shit, but Argentina is fairly solid. In general French wines tend to balance things the best though at a normal price level. Usually go for France or South Africa.

New world reds are dire, too sweet and jammy most the time.
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>yes, it's called an opinion, you retard lol. The correct opinion
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>>121478339
this is a decent take.
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if only lukewarm Internet opinions could be traded for gfs
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qrd on English wines?
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>>121478364
only english wines I've seen in stores are like sweet whites, 99% is dry whites
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>>121478364
ugly and tasteless, just like their people
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English wines have been getting better tbqh.
https://www.decanter.com/wine/wine-regions/english-wine/
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For me it's a cheeky Otago pinot noir
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>>121478364
watery and obnoxious, just like the people
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Probably costs an absolute fortune to set up a vineyard here, considering the cost of land and how developed/dense England is

Remains the realm of hobbyists
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>>121478319
>Kiwi wines scooped up 14 Gold medals and 287 medals overall in the 2020 International Wine Challenge with Australia in first place with 36 Gold medals and France in second place with 26.
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For me it's the supermarket brand mystery grape "house red" for £4
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>>121478364
Vivacious and full-bodied, just like their people
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>>121478319
>>121478398
NZ wine is pretty bland over here, there's plenty of it, mostly known for your whites but ironically I've preferred the Aussie whites I've tried

the reds are bad
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>>121478404
>£4
Well lah dee dah we got a billionaire over herr
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wine? no thanks I'll have a san pellegrino
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>>121478418
name some
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>>121478420
weird thing with wine is its taxed at a flat rate, like £1.20 a bottle or something

so doesn't matter if it's catpiss wine or £500 bottle it's taxed exactly the same amount
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*Googles furiously*
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more money to spend on olives with manchego
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Would never buy a kiwi wine tbqhwy
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Isn't the kiwi wine gimmick meant to be sauvignon blanc
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>>121478418
the reds are great here
your taste is objectively bad
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>>121478398
> with Australia in first place
we just win all the fucking time what a reality
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Never tried kiwi reds only whites but honestly Aussie reds make me gag

So jammy and nasty
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>>121478516
NZ is known for it's cab sauvs and pinot noirs
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yeah mate I'll have a glass of wine

*every woman in the room's pussy becomes drier than the sahara*
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Bit let's be honest, if you're boasting about local wine you mustn't have much going on in life.
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yeah mate ill get a bottle of bubbles for the table thanks

*every women starts frothing at the mouth and scrambling for my dick*
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yes barkeep, I'll have your finest single malt with a single drop of distilled water

*vaginally floodgates open*
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There is not a single English wine I have tasted that scored less than 95/100

t. wine conneisseur
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>drinking wine
alri ladies
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>>121478526
sauv blancs is what NZ is known for here

apparently 86% of your wine exports too so checks out
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Like I drank wine in my early 20s when I thought it was cool but yeah
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why yes I will order some sprite thank you
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I'm sure England has nice beers, which is actually more important
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Like I drank in my early 20s when I thought it was cool but yeah
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best chard i've ever had was a kiwi one
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whether someone thinks a particular drink is cool or uncool or feminine or masculine does not impact my choice to drink a certain thing
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>>121478319
based fucking retard

antipodes have some of the best wine
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>>121478611
literally every wine country says this
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odd how peewees are most active before and after the game but completely silent during it. really does make you think
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Chilean wine mogs others into oblivion
Can't wait for the glory days of 2032 enjoying a few bottles of Chilean red after a close-fought 50 over match in Santiago
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>>121478676
they do some decent cheap wines for the price
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might try and look for a peewee wine later
support your "economy"
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>A study of EU citizens living in the UK has revealed the “open wound” left by Brexit.

>A 64-year-old French-born woman in the UK for more than 40 years said: “I can barely express how hurt I am. I came to the UK in 1979 and worked in the NHS. I have felt betrayed, unheard, uncared for. I started to suffer from anxieties. I decided to apply for British citizenship, not because I wanted to be British, but so I could sleep at night again. When I got my British passport, I spat on it.”

so true
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>>121478719
why was she hurt?
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>>121478626
Yes hmm certainly strange as it's played overnight when most kiwis are awake
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>>121478753
>overnight when most kiwis are awake
yep exactly
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>>121478623
yep because wine countries tend to have good wine lmao
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>>121478719
what an entitled hag
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What NZ does well:
>wine
>beer
>fruit
>dairy
>chocolate
>ice cream
>the arts
>cricket, rugby
What NZ gets wrong:
>women
>soccer

Made me think.
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>new zealand destory england in a test series around a year ago
>brendan mccullum joins as coach and makes a kiwi captian
>england destroy new zealand in a test series

is team culture, dare I say the real deal?
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>>121478719
in France they actually spit on the floor when they enjoy a meal, so this is a complement

t. Knower
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can find australian wine easily here
australian beer though, i don't think """""foster's"""""" even counts
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are the poms in this thread play-acting or are they actually thick
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>>121478807
something wrong mate?
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>>121478788
and in India they shit on the floor in a nod to the chef
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>>121478816
they literally wipe their arses with their bare hand

is why they always have a poop hand and then an actual hand they eat with and shake people's hands with etc.
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>>121478828
how do they clap?
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how can she clap
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>>121478828
makes sense if you think about it, vishnu gave you two hands for a reason
t. definitely not britjeet
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What NZ does well:
>wine
Mainly whites which are trashy anyway
>beer
Correct, world beaters with Hazys
>fruit
all produce if you ignore the price
>dairy
All produce if you ignore the price
>chocolate
Whittakers is pretty good
>ice cream
Meh much moores is ok
>the arts
Meh the music has become shit
>cricket, rugby
yeah
What NZ gets wrong:
>women
Correct, the egos on anything above 5/10 is insane, and nothing above 8/10 exists there
>soccer
Because new zealand isnt a third world country, the only countries who care about soccer dont have any other viable sports and/or are poor
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>>121478834
HOW CAN SHE CLAP SIR
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>>121478828
grim...
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love english false confidence
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>>121478839
no one was asking you dickbreath
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>>121478859
Is it opposite if you're left-handed?
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>>121478816
>>121478828

didn't know this pretty cool
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>>121478885
is it???
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They were dishing out hangi at the gallery tosay but we missed out
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cricket celebration idea: upon taking a wicket, scream like a madman, sprint to the dismissed batsman and then push a middle finger into his face at point blank range
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It's pissing down lads
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>bat the ball at your own batting partner
>he middles it to mid-on and out
don't bat the ball at your own batting partner
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>>121478933
bit of a stitch up this
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feels like Saturday except it's Friday
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2KqSZJFQfY
is this what UK nightlife is like?
so fucking grim
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business idea: upon getting rattled consistently by the intensity of south african sledging, concoct a plan to use sandpaper to aid reverse swing of the ball
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>nightlife
ok pleb
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>>121479014
the land of the slampig
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>>121479018
South Africa was just when they got caught
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>>121479014
English slags are a breed apart
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>>121479014
can smell the working class through my monitor
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I'll never defend English women 2bh, luckily there are plenty of non-English women here as well.
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>>121479132
all the generally good looking ones tend to be frigid middle class types
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only an ENGLISH ROSE will touch this cock, i could never consider betraying my nation like that currychaser above
(btw im black)
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>>121479143
Leftie frigid middle class types who are refugee welcomers. I'm all for refugees if they are single Ukrainian women but that's it
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wtf the Aus / SL series is already decided? kek
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>>121479251
they lost on purpose to cheer them up because the country is collapsing
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they're actually trying this game
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>>121479274
damn that was kind of the sri lankans
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for me it's
>>121479251
the Australia of old would've stepped on the field with no other intention than to crush the Lankans like the subhuman insects they are, more so if they had deeper worries like the financial state of their """nation"""
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Bradman
Tendulkar
Lara
Daryl Mitchell

The Mt Rushmore of test batsmen
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>Bradwoman
>no Ponting or Cook
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reckon i'd be really good at tennis if i played it all my life and devoted all my spare time practicing it
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I am a chess master and you are all chess pieces
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>>121479516
>practicing

careful there's a certain reddit peewee on the prowl for grammr errors
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if we lose a wicket early will most likely go watch some sluts on twitch
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raineth hast been f'recast'd the present day
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our bowling attack is mentally pooked
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you mean our tactical pace assault team
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>missed the wine chat
FUCK
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the bowling navy
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>>121479532
they are called a grandmaster sweaty x
>>121479636
just say your piece anyway fella
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I see holes in englands game but I see holes in new zealands game also
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also in your mum's pants
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haha
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uhh foakesbros?
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>flag has cricket ball on it but refuses to play cricket
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Never rated foakes his IPL average just doesn't do it for me
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missing a catch as the designated wk must feel bad when there's two other keepers in the side. like at school whenever i wanted to be the goalkeeper and there was one other guy who really wanted to be the keeper too so he'd hang around admonishing me for any mistake made.
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>>121479707
uhmmm i think you'll be embarrassed to find out the first international cricket tournament in western japan is being held svengaard
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I see holes every time I open /sp/
why the fuck does janny always sage us and yet refuses to clean the catalog?
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>>121479729
based but is it like the "swedish" cricket team that's 90% muzzie? you fellas are less inviting of thirdies though I guess
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>>121479734
janny's a virgin
loves porn
hates sex-havers (cric)
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japan vs swedish "kiwi" fight when.
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why did you air quote the swede's nationality and not the nipponese's
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>>121479773
more like 70%. indians and other subcontinentals have no shame or conscience about stifling the growth of the game. absolute insectoid people. finna start up a cricket club and only approve applications from those of the yamato persuasion, and rarely from caucasians
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why did you ghost (you) me?
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sorry mate, i will now (you) the most recent kiwi posts as compensation
>>121479811
>>121479798
>>121479781
>>121479773
>>121479707
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>>121479819
kek
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>>121479734
Fuck janny
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yeah dude they were totally trying the other games
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>>121479803
I think he was air quoting the fight as a "kiwi" fight between a jap and svensk
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I think it's more a case of SL not trying now
why bother when you've wrapped up the series?
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>>121479842
for me it's janny621
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should have been watching the ODI instead of the England ""cricket team""(they're all humans) drop this fat kiwi manlet excuse of a batsman. automatically lose 50% respect in my eyes if you're named bloody 'mitchell' kek
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Nice of /pw/ to come watch.
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shall watch Mitchell's ton then nie nies
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*throws the last game for easy money after wrapping the series*
heh..............
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>>121479734
I honestly think this new coomposter has broken jannies. He's been doing this for almost a year now and doesn't slow down or take a day off kek. Jannies are just letting him build up 10-12 threads and then mass delete instead of cleaning it properly. Also saw him posting his degeneracy in /tv/.
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GONE
FUCK OFF
BACK TO THE VINEYARD
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>>121479909
based joshy
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>>121479864
yeah Kane Richardson bowling 6 wides in an over was authentic
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Blundell more like Blunder
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>live on avalanche number 4 melt coffee beans for 5dollars from new world for years up until 2019
>return to new zealand and its 7.50
>50% increase in price in a two year period

Is new zealand becoming a third world country going to be good or bad for cricket?
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>>121479882
>automatically lose 50% respect in my eyes if you're named bloody 'mitchell' kek
for some reason i respect it as a first name in the non-UK commonwealth but don't otherwise. knew some bleck from the caribbean with that for a forename, and also there's the handlebar man from pozz. fit their personalities.
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cricstream is down? crichd is so far behind
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DRS (legitimately) isn't working today
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>>121479882
>Implying fat manlets aren't the upper echelon of batsman

I expect to see lots of spin and batting prowess from japan in future but a good quicky is going to be rare
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>>121479954
>DRS is currently down - which explains Blundell's head shaking as he walked off. Replays show it may well have been close on review... but no ball tracking!
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>>121479954
convenient
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>doug "chad" bracewell
>mitchell "goblin" bracewell

grim genetic split
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just get DRS some tampons and chocolates and tell her to get on with it
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>>121480001
the duality of (the anglo) man
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Broad can you fuck off homo
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going to name my firstborn son Frank after francois pienaar, and my second son Mitchell.
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tipping you'll never have children but neat story regardless
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>>121480032
are you implying non whites look more similar to each other?
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going to name my good looking son James and the ugly one Tyson
>>121480117
non anglo whites actually
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>>121480140
>non anglo whites
no such thing
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Will name my firstborn Nob after Oda Nobunaga
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Will NOT name my firstborn x jr because Im not an egotistical faggot
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feel personally attcked tbqh
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sven jr
yeah don't get that habit. i'd say its worse than double barreled surnames
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2 shocking drops so far today
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just catch it
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Bairstow just dropped the test
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lmoa
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bumstow
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>>121479842
>select all images that contain penis
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stokes captaincy has holes for sure
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>>121480246
KEK
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god TMS is so fucking KINO I LOVE it
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scoar sum runs
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business idea: produce cricket balls that don't disintegrate after 2 overs
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post a stream other than crichd or cricstream PUREEZU
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Try cricfree.live
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>Advanced hair clinic playing three different warney clips a couple weeks after his death
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>>121480283
apparently it's because the cunt that usually makes/stitches the balls left his job, and the next cunt didn't stitch the seam tight enough
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finally you lot hit the bump limit. make a new thread and put /cric/ in the title or you'll be missing out on my posts AGAIN (that's why this thread has been so dead and taken so long to get to 500)
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>>121480330
it's what he would have wanted
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>>121480291
I have a very good HD stream which I won't share with you because I don't like you
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what's a par score on here? any knowers know?
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>>121480344
>you'll be missing out on my posts AGAIN
Not a unique IP on this post so that's a lie.
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>>121480369
par score in the first innings of every test match ever played is 350
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>>121480369
Less than 300
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post cricketers you've met and one you'd like to meet
MET: none
finna meet : the prince BC Lara
>>121480358
:(
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>>121480369
yeah mate i know
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>>121480394
complete delusion
par at Trent Bridge is always 450, at the Oval it's 400
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>>121480424
it's quite literally not
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>it's quite literally not
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>>121480438
par = average score batting first WHEN the team batting first won
mathslet
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>>121480438
>the intellects of /cric/
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>>121480291
here ya go fella, it's golden fresh x
*UNZIPS*
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>>121480369
its a game of two halves, can't really tell you until both teams have batted, and then you have to wait until both teams have had two chances on the pitch to account for any anomalies
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if you can't produce a statistic that shows par score is 450 then you have no argument
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leach has a southgate face
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>>121480492
>>121480492
>>121480492
>>121480492
new thread
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based reigning WWE champion in the crowd
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can we get a matchie instead of this faggy bong thread?
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more than 1 match going on



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