*runs into the thread*
pride never die
wandie used to be a handsome man
schaub is flushed
>>121456401striking goblin sleepy
>>121456401The most obviously staged heem in modern history.
bruh that's a strong elephant
>>121456393pls no scares
>>121453986Bait? Nigger you know I’m right, that’s why you didn’t post any arguments for anyone. They all don’t compare to GSP.
>>121456401>doesn't land flush>braces for fall>knocked out cold
>tfw you need to schaub but don't want to move
Pereira is Muslim and an honorary brazza. When he heems Izzy it'll be a win for Dagestan.
>>121456435Imagine going on a podcast with a guy, being cordial and friendly, and then trying to fuck his girlfriend.
>>121456403>used to be
For me, it's Dr. Brendan Schaub.
>>121456444Thats pretty much every wannabe actor/musician/comedian in Los Angeles
>AND NOW WE'RE GONNA BRING OUT THE WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, BELAL "REMEMBER THE NAME" MUHAMMAD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!>*the crowd erupts in applause and cheering, multiple women rip their blouses open to reveal that they've written Belal's name on their chest, and some even faint*
>>121456444Its OK because Khalayla Is a prostitute
post rare Schaubs
>>121456483i prefer the term sex-positive feminist
>>121456494Wow Schaub mogs Rogan here hard. He could literally punt him into outer space.
>>121456510And he's still hunching over quite a bit.
/heem/ mocks Schaub on here from the safety of your mom's basement but if you ever met him in real life you'd probably be all polite and nervous and even ask him for an autograph. He's 6'4" 230 and heemed Cro Cop. Pretty sure most of you unathletic skinny fat losers would be nervous in his presence.
>>121456531Calm down Brendan I watched Grino Papi ok?
just took a schaub in the till
Let's have a quick recap:>tall, dark, and handsome>successful high school athlete>could have played in the NFL but decided his passion for MMA was too great>top tier MMA fighter, knocked out the GOAT heavyweight Cro Cop>successful podcaster and comedian, worth millions>hot wife and many side pieces>saved several children from a fiery car crash, national heroWhat the fuck have you done bitch?
>bloody schaubit's over for me...
I posted my drawing of Ciryl Gane yesterday and it didn't get many (you)s so I'm posting it again. What do you think?
>>121456403Faceblind autist here. Is this really Wandy?
>>121456634I like it. It needs refining though, but I'm assuming it's just an outline. I think his face lacks a little resemblance and his chest is turned towards the viewer a little too much based on the pose. Either that or the tattoo is too far left on his body.
>>121456646yeah mate after so many pride fights he was having trouble breathing through his noseso wandy being wandy instead of getting a good plastic surgeon in america to reconstruct his nosehe went to his homeland and got the cheap guy to fix him and wala that's what wandy looks like now
I posted my photoshop of Brendan Schaub yesterday and it didn't get many (you)s so I'm posting it again. What do you think?
>>121456666I like it. It really represents how Schuab stands tall and continues to succeed despite getting uncalled for hate from all angles. It's a pretty deep picture.
>>121456531In today's era he could've been a middleweight, ez.
>>121456666quads????????????? brendan the god and devil
>>121456634I replied ">Based", if my memory serves me well.>Captcha:Y8YAY
>>121456662Thank you for clearing my doubt.
>>121456393>it's only the second post in the thread>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>IT'S A JUMP SCARE>HE'S HURT>THERE'S NO WAY HE'S RECOVERING FROM THIS>IT'S OVER HERB CALL IT ALREADY
>>121456717that nigga was heemin fools in the alley
>tfw when someone who isn't American, Brazilian, Canadian, Nigerian, or Russian tries to talk about MMA
>>121456531>>121456580imagine being this guy's parents. 2 am on a weekday on an anime forum making posts like that. don't even know how someone gets to that point in their life. you're down bad
more like mixed martial farts lol
>>121456737It's only 12 where I am.
>>121456729>he thinks he knows about mma because he shares a country with people that do mmaIQ? low.
>>121456656Thank you for the feedback b, I appreciate it>>121456701You did and you're based too
>>121456729oh i'm terribly sorry
If you don't high-effort Schaub post you shouldn't be allowed to post at all.
>>121456752>implying I don't>>121456758Canada has a GOAT tier fighter despite having a smaller population than the UK and Nigeria has two current and dominant champions despite low economic development.
>>121456729name one good canadian fighter that isn't gsp
>>121456551This dude terrifies me. There's a palpable insanity bordering on evil behind his eyes
>>121456776Rory "Burger King" McDonald's.
>>121456774that's exactly what i'm implying. matter of fact i know you don't.
>>121456776my niggas got mallotts for hands crushin scrubmericans
>>121456774>Canada had* a GOAT tier fighterFTFYscatmaru poopsman and jizzy haven't lived in nigeria since their youth
*flies into the thread*
>>121456802>they haven't lived there in a while so suddenly they're not nigerianlol what kind of backwards cope is this
>>121456776>name one good canadian fighter >no no not the goat that doesn't count
>>121456795>implying that you know that as a matter of fact
>>121456808they literally do not live or train there so their success in MMA cannot be attributed to their birthplace
>>121456821they have nigerian genetics unless you want to cope and try to say genetics don't matter lol
>>121456808the lack of british fighter success and asspainl getting ko'd soon
>>121456819I don't remember mentioning jon jones
>>121456821>denying a kang his racial identityuh sweaty...we need to talk
>Jon Jones>DC>Stipe>Cejudo>Mighty Mouse>TJ Dillashaw>Matt Hughes>BJ Penn>Dominick Cruz>Dan Henderson>Max HollowayLiterally how can other countries compete? Kneel.
>>121456833>zero ranked fighters
>>121456821Why do Kenyans win the Boston marathon every year?
>>121456848today i will remind them
>>121456855He literally distorted time and space.
Where are you going, Rose?
Edwards is about to pull a classic Birmingham beating on Usman.
>>121456729I dunno i kinda like the aussies banter
>>121456776name one good aussie fighter that isn't rob
why do we have no good fighters leafbros, can we start immigrating brazilians?
>>121457157he chills with izzy hes more nz than aus
>>121456979is birmingham beating a slang for bottom gay sex?
>>121457210Nope, he only trains at CKB part time
>>121457229but eugene is his main coach
>>121457314No he’s not
Adesanya fears Strickland. His anime bs won't work on him.
>>121457314Eugene is just kiwi Moleman
Conor "The Haptorious" McGregor
>>121456888i saw that webm where it didn't attack the paraglider
*heems everyone ITT*
https://voca.ro/12UeD5a6JNaOMy brother is a blind /heem/ poster so he needs me to read the posts for him. He says you guys are posting boring shit right now and should post better.
>>121457472tell him to suck my cock with his blindass whore mouth
rate my girl /heem/
>>121457587Is that young Jolie? 8
>>121457667Soimalia, you're back?? What happened to you, b?
>>121457685Nothing bro, just been busy :)
>>121457695Okay good. Need my brazzas to stay safe.
>>121457685He's every single non-American poster, armed with dozens of VPNs, drugged to the gills and posting here 24/7...
dagestani is the best my bratha we have all the best fighter from there.
butterbean isn't dagestani
chess isn't a fucking sport why is that shit allowed here
>>121457994you couldn't have exposed yourself as a brainlet faster if you tried
what are the implications of tsaykan vs gamrot?
How do you feel knowing that there's actually 2 good cards coming up?
>>121458061name one good card
>>121458040gamrot wins pisslam fartkhachevs best win goes down the till
>>121458073UFC Fight Night: Ladd vs. Dumont
>>12145809850% of that is fake fights
>>121458098>murphy vs tate on the main cardDANAAAAAAAAAAA
>>121458105we should take picks on which 'fights' will be cancelled
Chogged. Pink rat vs Golden warrior
>>121458098>>121458121Why the FUCK does Dana put a WMMA can fight on such a great main card? I know for a fact he doesn't like it either and it's not like it'll help sell any PPVs.
>>121458184we do a bit of trolling
>>121458184They need to keep up the illusion that girl fights are just as good. If they made all the girl fights prelims it would become obvious to everyone what's going on and then even cazzies would be asking why we even bother keeping the women at all.
>>121458478>They need to keep up the illusion that girl fights are just as good.They’re not doing a very good job of it
OOOH SHE'S HURT
>>121456434Goes for the clinch after rocked, falls down, looks up and sees the ref wave it off, plants her face on the canvas in disappointment. She wasn't out.
>>121458614Based female Wanderlei roasting that ho.
>>121456656>>121456634I agree with this guyYou may also need to increase his head size to reflect his high IQ
big black heem
>>121459153so big and so black
He would heem every HW now
>>121459176>photo of a photostrange…
OHHHHHHH HE SLEPT HIM
>gsp>canadianlol angloids are such hypocrites
STOP THE FIGHT
>>121459332So you’re saying Canada has had no good fighters EVER?
world renowned UFC fighter, internationally praised podcaster and critically acclaimed comedian Brendan Schaub
**Heem all of you**
>>121459176In all seriousness: a young Tank who has a clean diet/lifestyle as well as a full time training routine; would absolutely be a top contender now.
>>121459694Yes, he had good wrestling skills and heem powerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9OOtHGqbvo&t=1s
>>121459728yup they dont make kino like this no more
Prime Ngannou heems Schaub Edit: I may be misunderstanding things, but isn't downvoting supposed to be for actually bad discourse? Is comparing two very strong fighters really so offense? I didn't say they were equal as fighters. We can have fun debates about their careers (as some of you have) without downvoting the post into oblivion...
>>121460164how did you edit your post?
>>121460178You need to email Schaub (the owner of /heem/) and ask him to edit it server-side for you.
>>121456666>Plaaaay the best stand uuuuup in the world! Or I'll eat your soul!vibes
Heem, if you could be paired up in the octagon with any celeb. Who would it be?
>>121460298>>121460178Like this, watch.Edit: schaub is gay
I could unironically heem every woman itt
y'half asian as shit bubba
>>121460364jesus fucking christ kill yourself
>>121459553>cant heem cuckrainUh oh
rewatching Adesanya vs Whittaker 2Pissbing is sucking Jizzys dick so hard it's insane, what the fuck is wrong with this man? he bows to the nogs just like that time a 5'8 skinny nog suckerpunched him in front of his family and he cowered in fear
>>121460368The Queen because she's either the most famous person on earth or close enough, and extremely heemable, probably wouldn't even survive a solid heem. I would instantly become world famous as the man who heemed/killed her. Some people would view that kind of attention as a nightmare but I have the heart to withstand it and spin it into a lucrative career, selling a book about it, doing interviews like JRE, making shitty paintings of the heem but pretending like I'm a tortured artist traumatized by the event. Yeah I've got it all worked out.
>>121460536someone should add Drake Bell and his relation to MMA, seeing that jannies never removed or banned any drakeposts
>>121460373Change it back!
>>121460536That webm where Rumble Johnson fingers his grandma's ass in the kitchen, pull that shit up, Jamie.
>>121460536>bobby green incest
FILL THAT TILLHOT SCHAUBS#DOUBLEFLUSHER
Coral, you here? Not sure I can go on much longer like this b
for me it's Gina Carano's BIG FUCKIN TITS!
>>121460663she looks busted here
>>121460663What happened, meng...
>>121460663Looks like a sexier Shevchenko
>>121456380fuck she's ugly
>>121456646>>121456662>>121456712Not entirely accurate. He doc didn't fucked up. The Wanderlei face that you know is actually all fucked up with scar tissues. And add to that the insane amount of calcification in his nose from trauma. So when they removed all of that shit, they legit gotta almost reconstruct his whole face.
>>121458655>female WandyMate, she is literally the female Cyborg.
>>121460536>No YAMMA Pit Fighting free tshirtFilthy casual
is this the last time poofc actually made an effort in trying to create something kino?https://youtu.be/sQpTaBuMa44
>>121460829Fuuck, I know he said this, but I was thought it was some printed interview, I didn't know he fucking acted it up. Jesus lmao.Is Dana still fighting randos on twitter these days.
>>121456461I can't guess the race of the parents poor babyay dios mio
>>121456551>half anglo half nog>looks maoriHuntUlbergbros...
>>121457587oldalso FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>121460940how many and what races do you have in mind?what is a race? like two cars competing or tf you mean?
>>121461028loosely defined ethnicity
Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock
TOP DOG BROS! VLADISLAV TUINOV IS BACK!No date for TDFC15 yet but I am very happy to see Tuinov return to bare knuckle.
>heem dedit's over
top dog is flushed
>>121456634Give him a mega mind dome head. And fix the perspective a bit. Not all the body seems to be in the same alignment with the pov.
>>121461162what happened to you b...
>>121459247Just taking a "before" pic of a cum tribute setup, b.
>>121457587That's Bryan Callen
>>121456472what a sad timeline that is, dana overdosing on painkillers, champion muhamed and champion clown meily, UFC is unwatchable
Busy day tomorrow, /heem/
>>121461412shan't be watching anything other than bkfc
/heem/? More like bunch of idiots
>>121461523you take that back mate, I know aikido
i'm not heem-affiliated, i'm a zeemster
oh me? Well, my real name is Gareth, but my nickname is 'Sinister Mr. Heemer'. Don't make me show you why.
>>121461591Gareth is a poofter name
Heems all meme-thai bitcheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9XroX1W11s
>>121461435>>121461523>>121461548>>121461580>>121461591>>121461600>>121461603ALL of you will watch EVERY mixed martial arts and boxing event tomorrow. This isn't optional. If you don't want to work here anymore then quit.
if you want my schaubby and you think i'm sexycome on papi let me know
>>121461617>and boxingI quit
>>121461656In order to out-compete our arch rival /box/ we need to always stay up to date on boxing. This company does not cut corners.
>>121461710mate the /box/ thread right now is 38 hours old this isn't a competition
>>121461600what the fuck did you just say?
>>121456833scotland and wales are also more relevant in mma than canada despite a smaller amount of people
>>121456377>ahy gonna make Shuk knokaut
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL /BOX/ ENDS FOREVER. /HEEM/ SHOULD BE THE ONLY GENERAL FOR COMBAT SPORTS, PERIOD. THOSE /BOX/ LEECHES HAVE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG.
>>121461912Stop being a poof if /box/ died completely those faggots would have to talk about boxing in here and that’s unacceptable. Keep pillowtap faggotry to its containment thread.
I want to see Marvin Vettori at LHW i dont care if he's a reachlet
i rlly want edwards to expose the usman meme
more like gaylord poosissy
>>121460663What did they do to her? How do we put it back to normal?
>>121456461>makeup in the birthing bed
Why is Khamzat helping Hermansson prepare for his fight against Till? What did I miss
>>121461912>/HEEM/ SHOULD BE THE ONLY GENERAL FOR COMBAT SPORTSAnd that's why box have their containment thread>>121461951To be fair, that would be like 10-20 posts per thread kek. maybe 100-200 posts for the "big" fights but i seen their threads, only when Tyson Fury fights there is actual amounts of activity, when other "stars" in boxing fight like Canelo, Golovkin, Betervieb, Gervonta, Ryan, to name a few the threas are still dead and hardly fill 1 thread when they fight.
>>121461912>bongsalito! rodsalito! noncealito!let those fags suffer
If Nate Diaz got brutally KO'ed by Jake Paul, would it end the Reddit Diaz army? Can't imagine boying a guy that got KO'ed by Jake
>>121462134>>121462125I pop into /box/ every once in a while for a quick laugh and I’m not kidding at least 85% of posts are rod spamming
>>121461617>tomorrow>it's already thursdayBros it feels like monday, there was stuff I was supposed to do by now....
/box/ literally lives in /heem/'s shadowDon't forget they never even had a recurring general until about a year or two ago and even then half their posters are just crossposters from here. There's no more to be said on the subject. Small fry. Anyone else mentioning that irrelevant general WILL be heemed on sight.
lol niggas rly be watching pillow fighting
>>121462140>B-b-but Nate would kill him in a street fight
>>121456380where do I register to volunteer to impregnate Jojo?
>>121462264already filled bro
>>121462244Well let me see who's fighting.Nope, no one I care about.
>>121462105they used to be friends...
>>121461825Craig dominated him but how does it feel knowing that Hill will at least get a pity-hype title shot while Craig forever stays in the top 15?
>>121462284big Lenny likes them dark.>tfw I still have a chanceCOOMTASTIC
>>121462333Bro that is a photo of GSP
Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>121461548sorry sorry bro*waits till you turn around**clatters you in the back of the head and heems you stiff*Ha, always easy to outsmart a /heem/ poster. So dumb.
I'm a gargantuan problem for the 125 division
>>121462466umm.. you're chinese
>>121462466Heems designated twink boy
If Brendan Schaub didn't have the fighting spirit, he would have never left the UFC to pursue his passion for stand up comedy. He would have never become a legend of the LA comedy scene. And he would have never released the most successful stand up special ever uploaded to YouTube. That's what makes a lion a lion. Modelo, brewed for those with a fighting spirit.
>>121462466At this point im too scared to ask but what is the origin of this meme?
Will heem still be around when Schaub dies of old age?
HEY HEEMCELS... I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU...>*jabs you*>*dodges the counter*>*circles away*>*jabs you*>*dodges the counter*>*circles away*
>>121462633I dont know about that, but it will definitely still be around when he dies of self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head
>>121462551What have I done to deserve this cruel title? Boy fighters under 5”7?
>>121462313I wouldn't bet on Hill to get there
>>121462683>>frogfag fighting in a boxing boxing stancekekI'll just throw a feint and either go for a double leg takedown and gnp you to death or throw a jab feint and headkick you with my right leg. heh nothing personal ;^)
wait wtf i thought stonks went up whats all this red shit on my screen
>>121462535So long as you don't run out of rice and beans
>>121462704Why not? Blacksplosive flashy knockouts can give him a route to the top 5. His grappling is awful but he has better boxing than anyone else in LHW. If he gets matched against strikers and improves his TDD he gets a shot. Heems Jiri too if he's still champ by then.
My favorite fighters?Figgy, Killashaw, Thug Nasty, Psycho Sean Strictland, Jon Jones.Evil chads stay winning.
>Cardio exercise is any exercise that raises your heart rate.Does taking cocaine count as cardio?
>>121462689>literally me vs anyone's motheryou heard me, hide you cunt mom's or else I spartan kick them in the gut
>>121462824>evilchads>figgy>dillashitOthers are good nuff
>>121462787>His grappling is awful but he has better boxing than anyone else in LHWHow did this literal, exact scenario work out for I'd-a-sneed-ya?
>>121462864The dude who weights whatever he wants, sent Joey b to hell, and nut shot that Mexican soiboy?
>>121462824im more of an anti hero supporterKhamzat, Shavkat, Yan, Potan
What's your opinion on Jiri now after he gave us a kino fight but got beaten up by a 60 year old for most of it?
Don't claim you're an evil chad unless you support THE evil chad.
>>121462873A better response would've been>How did this literal, exact scenario work out for HillSince the exact scenario happened to Hill against Craig. Which is why the best plan for him would be to duck grapplers and fight strikers. Also, Jizzy lost because Jan outweighed him by like 30 lbs. Jamawl is a fat nigga
>>121462873Talmbout Adesneedya m8?
>>121462787i wouldn't favour him against anyone in the top 5. and if reyes comes back, i wouldn't bet on hill there either. santos is gone and done, smiff is a coint toss. might sub him
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>>121462917pissy lost because his opponent outstruck him and outwrestled him, simple as. he faced a better striker
>>121460536Redpill me on bobby Green
>>121462916Jake is neutral. he doesn't cheat, advocates for higher pay for his opponents. But picks the easiest fights possible
>>121456404Is anything really going to happen to this year's drama or be swept under the rug by BentPixels®©™ again?
>>121462951I don't give a fuck about Jizzy, I just want to talk about Hill. Why the fuck are you fags so obsessed with him?
>>121462951Yeah, no. It's Jizzrael's fault for being retarded and going for a Hail Mary against someone who weighs 30+ lbs more than him, though.
>>121462999I didn't bring him up. I just clarified a few things. I don't have much faith in Hill, that's what i want to say. His skillset is very weak, and LHW is not as bad as some people joke aboutHe does have the meme power however.
>>121463028>LHW is not as bad as some people joke aboutI agree, it's a better division than people give it credit for. But the day of reckoning is coming soon. Hill is 100% heeming Thiago which puts him at #6. I don't know who he'd fight once he's up there but I have no doubt he can cherry pick enough to at least get a title shot.
Jan and Rakic would absolutely anihilate Jamawl on the feet. And Glover would do unspeakable things to him on the ground. The Dagestani would fuck him up on the feet too. Jamawl will never get a ti'le shot
>>121462979To be honest i expected Tyron to not be an easy fight. I thought he had good enough hands and a good enough chin to beat someone like Jake, and I also thought he wouldn't be timid since he wasn't fighting some killer in the UFC
>>121463060It is, of course, possible that Hill can improve. He'll never be a great (or even good) wrestler, but the best fighters are those who can improve and learn new facets of the game.
>>121463156>I also thought he wouldn't be timid since he wasn't fighting some killer in the UFCThen you don't know Tyron. That's just how he fights. It's not even timidity as much as he is a gigantic retard, on the level of Curtiss "How Do These Word Things Work Again" Blaydes.
Heard tony ferguson tried to kill himself is this true
>>121463190It'd just be another failure in an increasingly long chain of failures.
Is there any actual good LHW prospects? Outside the top 5 things look very weak
>>121463204If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain brah
>>121463178I remember him being way more aggressive before he was a defending champ. I assumed he'd be able to bring that out against Jake, especially since he showed singns of it against Luque. Maybe i don't remember well
I like Dustinwhy you hate him
>>121463060>it's not that badif prime-Gus, prime-DC, prime-Rumble and prime-Jones were around everyone in the top 10 would be irrelevant. Shit I think prime-Bader and Corey Anderson could win the UFC light heavyweight title.
>>121463279I think the best litmus test of how poor a weight class is looking is whether or not the title is held by a two-division champ. I take a really dim view of the idea that it means the fighter moving up is automatically a fantastic champion. It's more likely that the heavier division is weak. In short, LHW defended its belt from MW. I think that really does say something.
>>121463279When you put it like that it really does look like the worst division, but I think that's just because old LHW was one of, if not the best divisions.
>>121463279So what? Also, Corey and Ryan absolutely couldn't
Jiri heems Jones within 3 rounds. Jiri MURDERED Reyes, who beat Jones. Jiri is one of the only fighters in LHW history with the striking ability and aggressiveness to get past that cartoonishly long reach of Jones and actually do some damage. Their fight would look like the Reyes v Jones fight but with way more damage and Jones actually getting cut and rocked.
>>121463060hill's path is>janperfectly counters him>rakictoo well rounded>glovermost probably gets smiff'd, small chance of a meme ko>Ankalaevnot a chance>smiffmost winnable, probably get subbedRough path for him if he wants to get to the title
>>121463455Jiri fought Jan's sloppy seconds.
>>121463220That big brazilian wrestlefucker who beat Porker recently, what's his name
>>121463455I like Jiri, but there's no way he'd heem Jones. Jonny Boy would just take him down and grind him like he did to Shogun.
>>121463478Jailton? Didn't he move to hw permanently?
>>121463393>one of, if not the best division
>>121463506Bony ain't doing that ever again. His roid free pass went up and Shogun was over the hill even back then
>>121463506Depends which Jones turns upThat said Jiri's defence is lacking so I wouldn't be surprised if Jones caught him on the feet
>>121463520I think he's jumping around because he can. Unranked HWs are the biggest cans imaginable so he can just take them down and get that win, free money. He went through Porker like hot knife through butter, and there are many more he can do that exact same thing to
>>121463610jones couldn't finish a sandwich, best chance for him is wrassling against jiri
JON, YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP CIRCLING AWAY, JIRI IS GOING TO HEEM YO-
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE REPLAY DC
>>121463733what a beast
stop bullying a retired family man guys
>>121463708>>121463733the setup is unconventional but that's why it works
my gf just sent me this post mma training selfie. how do you boys think she would do in the ufc? 6' tall btw
>>121463708>>121463733Volkan looks better balding or completely bald than that horrible hair job he got
>>121463846No he doesn't
>>121463636He's already fighting Shamil, who's ranked. My guess is that he doesn't want to cut weight. I doubt he can become HW champ, but I think he can easily dispatch most LHWs and win the title. HW would be better suited for guys like Buchecha and Renan Problema. Hopefully Dana pays Buchecha what he deserves and get him to UFC, he's by far the best HW prospect around.
>>121463828Not even as good as Megan Anderson
will be funny if tai from penrith beats gane the fuck out
>>121463846267 was a balding nightmare. Volkov, Ooze, Jan, Glover. Somebody post it, you know the photo
>>121462849You couldn't heem my mum, Jon
>>121463584>get it guys haha I'm calling it bait because I disagree with it and want to discredit the statement loooolFuck you. Don't ever fucking respond to one of my posts again. This is a warning.
heems favorite girl is back on twitch. when is she gonna start ring girling for some shit brazilian promotion?https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1511460004
>>121463937>heems favorite girl is back on twitch>heems favorite girl >girl
>Oh nonono Schaubbros
>>121463973Delete this quick so nobody notices you messed up
>>121456848>Literally how can other countries compete?A fighting promotion operating predominantly in the US has many athletes from the US ranked high within the organisation.Literally, how?
Any update on jonna trying to become a mom at age 35?
>>121456380she gets a lot of shit but i think she would be actually loving
>>121463947can't hide that man voice completely
>>121460663>going out to a very public event when ur not really comfortable with how u looknever understood this
>>121464077she wanted me to nut in her but i couldnt achieve orgasm because her ass bones kept hurting me
>>121464151Does weight cutting just delete your ass if you're already low bodyfat? Joanna's ass is bigger in other pics
>>121463974this is cgi
>>121464167its all trickery. find a candid vid of her ass looking not bony. all the pics she posts are either edited or posed for max benefiton the other hand Tabatha Ricci and others have fat dump truck asses even when weighing in. weight cutting sucks out water not fat so the ass is there or it aint
>>121464215Thanks for redpilling me assbro
>>121463884Jailton weighs exactly the same as Po Atan, and doesn't want to cut 20 pounds to fight at lhw? Not sure if based or profoundly retarded.
>>121463455>who beat JonesPost sombrero.
>>121464215Somehow I knew all the Joanna hate is just even bigger simps wanting more spotlight for THEIR waifus instead.
Hey guys just a quick reminder Shavkat is massively overhyped and he'll lose 29-28 to Magny
Both Dominicks are considered fairly intelligent, both are extremely unlucky, both have similiar nicknames, and both are involved in controversial decisions. Coincidence?
>>121464331>Joanna hateis her ass flat yes or no? im just talking facts. shes the current greatest strawweight until Stamp steps up but shes ugly and has a demonic ass
>>121464151She's 115 in this webm bro. She'll be 135+ now that she's retired and her ass will be larger
>>121464422They are literally the same person, have you ever seen them in the same room? That's right.
>>121464436larger than nothing doesnt mean much. she has no ass. gaining weight wont magically make her ass 10/10. it might fill out but she just doesnt have ass genes
coral invited me to a "/heem/ meetup" but when i showed it up was just the two of us and he kept asking me if i wanted to go out to his car with him. literally the most frightening experience of my life i keep in good shape but he was a lot bigger than me just in terms of sheer mass and i don't know if i would have been able to keep him off me
heemcord doing a meetup at ufc long island unironically
>>121464422both are messican and have long torsos also. reyes was an experiment to create a non manlet version of cruz
>>121464434>is her ass flat yes or no?No. It's fine. You're the one with the trickery, focusing on that one terrible pic.
>>121464215I can't find any pictures of Tabatha bruised or bloodied wtf
the 2 fights cancelled from this weekend were actually good.why is it taht all the wmma on the card never gets cancelled?
>>121464490sounds fucking gay
>>121464541>focusing on that one terrible picits a video. you can post all the edited and posed pictures you want but find 1 (one) candid video of her ass looking fat and i'll never slander her ass again. you cant because it doesnt exist. her ass only looks remotely decent when edited or posed perfectly because she has no ass
>>121461108when is the dawlg fighting??
>>121464569Which ones were cancelled?
>>121464490that's gonna be a catastrophe
>>121463401Corey already heem'd Jan and Jiri's take down is fucking ass. He couldn't stop old man Glover from taking him down. Corey's top control is a lot better than Glover who goes for submission meanwhile Corey is okay with nuthugging. He'll get on you, wait to get to a good position, and slowly pounding on you to a decision
>>121464419He's slightly overhyped but he's beating Magny
>>121464624>Corey already heem'd Jan
>>121463733>>121463708>no head movement >hands down>circles into power punches>backs up right into the cageVolkan was always a can
>>121464639a decision heem kek
>>121464419I'm very tempted to put a large bet on the fight going over 2.5 rounds but I'm not man enough.
>>121464541>nah bro, its just a bad anglefind a pic where her ass looks decent out of the thousands here. https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image?family=creative&phrase=joanna%20jedrzejczyk
>He'll get on you, wait to get to a good posi-ACK
>>121464541i want to cut your head off quit blabbering your bullshit
>>121464574>>121464694I never said she has a fat ass, she's a petite girl. She just has a normal and good looking ass. We have the data.
>>121464714>his boy got dropped by a 40-year-old>boying a can>boying anyoneboy fags are cancer
>>121464748wan punch is my boy
>>121464785was that last one really necessary
>>121464785holy fuck that's grim. sounds like you have worse CTE than wan does
>>121464785That was at least 3 punches
>>121464802he somehow completely whiffed it anyways kek
>>121464785>last punch fucking missedHow can you heem someone cold and still look like a can?
>>121464597tim elliot fight and tyson nam fightthey were both prelim fights but i was interested in them. also they wouldve been good bets
>>121464802super necessary meng
>>121464785blessed with awesome punching power, yet cursed with a glass chin. ironic...
Pay your respects. Offer your best rogan pic as tribute.
>retired khabib>took oliveiras titleyeah i'm thinking garth is the GOAT lightweight
>>121464918fuck Rogan post Goldie
so turns out I'm not a misogynist! I'm simply gay!
>>121464958I swear this guy never sounded like he learned one thing more about MMA from the day he started to the day he got fired.
>>121465002that's based. he's a representative of the general audience
>>121465002so want to be an ultimate fighter?
>>121465025slim shadybros we did it
>>121465078>that stool to his leftyou just know
Bionic Bisping heems Fake Paul.
>>121464958Lol he does the bareknuckle triangle ring promotion now
King of the Streets: Mass Hypnosis [Full Event] is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jj9DEfduEI
today's dumbbell workout seems easy as its mostly arms/shoulders. i should be able to finish it up quicki think i found the trouble with leg workouts yesterday. my thigs used to get cramped up when doing lunges and split squats all the time. i did them yesterday while wearing shoes and it helped immensely, i had been doing the exercises barefoot all this time
>>121465460>Once a quitter always a quiAHCK *quits*
>>121465288the only fight that make sense for Bisping is boxe Tim Kennedy
>>121465460>im the best and hard-hitting lightwe--Ahck
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/NL4VAF3Q6Ul7r30j12k0jw/Oh no no no no no no hahahhahahahahahah
>>121465662Weird how Olivera went from being such a heartlet to a beast. How'd it happen? No stupid magic rock answer.
RIP in pp, nothing of value was lost.
Missing fight island b
>>121465728Can I bet in TX USA?
>>121465370damn from UFC to Bellator to bareknuckle what a sad fall. Although his most embarrassing commentating job was when he finally got a chance to announce a NFL game and fucking blew ithttps://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/10/12/6966049/mma-news-twitter-reacts-ufc-announcer-mike-goldberg-nfl-on-fox-debut
>>121465746That is fucking depressing.
>>121465742When you hit rock bottom you can either stay there or go in the only direction you can go, up.Oliveira took a souvenir and never stopped moving up
>>121465779probably. Try Bovada. That's the only online sports gambling website in Florida that works so, it should work in Texas too
>>121465746reminds me of picrel
>>121465746The thrill......and the agony.
does Chandler fight Gooby next?
>ufc 274 wasn't even two weeks agoI was looking at the thrill and the agony episode for 274 and it struck me that it was very recent. It was such an overwhelming event, especially the main fight, it felt like it happened at least a month agoAlso why isn't it out yet?
what's Khabib gonna say after Charles subs Islam?
>>121465917He is going to talk about how he is still undefeated and would beat Charles but will never actually fight him.
>Bobby Green is out of next week’s fight against Jim Miller for undisclosed reasons. Cowboy Cerrone will fill his spot against Jim Miller at UFC 276 at 170 pounds, per UFC. Miller’s 40th UFC fight, Cowboy’s 38th (and 48th UFC/WEC appearance combined).
>>121465795Once in a while there's one of these really depressing posts on any board.They just make you feel like you can talk a person out of killing themselves or just keep going in hope of a better tomorrow.
>>121465457>20 minute "full event"can they not get enough retards to partake or is this some sort of championship thing? there better be heems
>>121465746see this is why I don't boy. stop putting you selfworth on cans and just believe in yourself, b
>>121465746we don't know what suffering hides behind some heem posts, be kind.
>>121465746Gane being exposed for the brainlet heartlet that he is basically ruined my life. Lost my long term gf, good job, most of my savings. Health problems too everything fell apart. This life is a wild ride bros, I'll bounce back but still.
GSP isn't the goat, Jon isn't the goat, khabib isn't the goat, Silva isn't the goatI am the GOAT (in the parallel reality I live inside my mind)
>>121466020Based. Greed is a virtue
Thanks for your savings, kid. Tough luck on that controversial split decision. Have you considered getting into cage fighting to escape the homelessness?
>>121466029a true clash of titans
I hate to say it but Izzy really destroyed Costa's mindHe's not even interested in being a fighter anymore, he's satisfied with being a twitter clown now
>>121466084he fought well against Vettori though, the lightheartedness is key to his comeback
>>121466029Some real hot prospects right here!
>>121466114except he didn'the came way above the weight and still lost
>>121466084Redditor opinionThe dude brought it it against Vettori. It was a great fight, well fought by both
>>121466123he was robbed, the stupid motherfucker ref deducted a point in the first minutes for ONE accidental eyepokehe won the story and the fight don't be a traitorous hue
>>121466114is it gay to want to taste Costa's hog juice?
>>121466147Vettori sucks but he'd beat most of the divisionWhat does that say about him and the UFC?
>>121466114>CostaTaste.webmWhat does that mean?
>>121466130boring fight nothing happenedmight as have been wmma with the amount of damage they did aka none
>>121466177What constitutes a good fight to you then bitch? Not every fight can be Jiri/Glover
>HES GONNA DESTROY PIZZY XDDDDS>He may have shown up 20 pounds over and boxed up by a pillowfisted crotchsnigger but man what a performance!
>>121465742you are either chosen by god or not.
this is the worst sub on this site.
>>121466224bro where'd your eagle go
Had to go to court for a disorderly this morning. Any suggestions for long brutal matches to waltch while I get drunk in the pool?Also I am THE most heemable b here
now that the dust has settled was the experiment judy
>>121466279imagine cumming on his beard
gsp has never beat a black
>>121456377Who's going to UFC Paris??>Gane vs BAM BAM>Italian Dream vs Rob>female Macron vs midget Brazilian lesbian>Di Chirico vs some can Pretty goated card desu especially as an Italian fan
>>121466320none were/are good to challenge
>>121466335damn, di chirico is still in the ufc?
>>121466339Some mediocre one still would have heemed him.
>>121466358The one on the left looks like an italian woman in brown face like those old spaghetti adventure flicks
>>121466353Yea it's pretty surprising to me as wellHe was on a horribly boring three fight UD losing streak and got sent as cannon fodder to hypejob negro Joaquin Buckley who had just scored the once in a lifetime KO of the year but he /heemed/ himAnd the next fight he also got /heemed/ with a head kickHe still has a better highlight reel than Vettori thoughMaybe someone has the web of him kneeing the other negro to the head
They hate Paulo they don't want him to succeed.They, you know them.
>>121466419that's the face of a man who elbowed a poor nurse who was trying to vaccinate himyou should be disgusted, not memeing about him
>>121466419someone should send one of pol's infographics to him. he might repost it on twitter.
>>121466404Sorry nigcel, juiceman will never hold a candle to Georges' amazing reign
>>121466358I miss this nigga you wouldn't believe
>>121466450>a poor nurse who was trying to vaccinate him>poor nurse>assaulting him with liquid AIDSshe had it coming
>i will never watch gsp fight in person
>>121466418>He still has a better highlight reel than Vettori thoughyeah he doesi think whats happenning is that ufc is using him to go uip against ufc favoured talent, like with the buckley fight. ufc is padding their fighters' records in front of our eyes
>>121456774I’ll show you low economic development *teeps you to the groin*
i love you bros, what have you guys been going through lately?
>>121466335>Rob gets to take his wife to ParisHe's going to stop Vettori, I don't know why I think this cause he hasn't stopped anyone in years, but he's going to anyway.Also his wife is doing bodybuilding because ????
>>121466576I miss the maritimes, b. Comfy and everyone was so heemable. Plus you didnt get in as much trouble for heeming cans up there.
>>121466616>he's not a finisher but he's going to stop the guy with an indestructible chin
>remember when VolCANovski was already talking about moving up to LW and dethroning Olives or Islam>and then he got 49-46ed by Holloway and never became relevant again
>>121466621the maritimes still there bro, you can always go back after you get done with what you're doing. if anything now you understand how much you loved being there
>>121466644He's going to make an statement
if strickland and canonnier win i'm never watching poofc ever again
>>121466717Nah nah nah what is Strickland going to do? He's going to have to run for his life if he wants to pitter patter Poo Atan.
>>121466644to be fair, some of his opponents like Romero and Gastelum are un-heemable and Izzy just ranhe had finishes before this but yeah he won't crack the ogre
>>121466335might actually go to this one
>>121463828That's a man
>>121466679True, thanks b. I want to buy a second house there but for now I cant make myself ditch my pool. Best place for drinking and watching heems. Might have to mail order some cold shots for the nostalgic heartburn and runny schaubs.
unironically how have you tonysisters been holding up? now that it's died down a bit, how are you guys doing?
COWBOY TO REPLACE BOBBY GREEN AND FIGHT JIM MILLER IN BATTLE OF THE FLUSHED FOR THE RECORD OF MOST WINS IN THE UFC!
>>121465746Lul. Good night, sweet prince.
>>121456401She slipped then quit wtf