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die bundes, die

(relevant)
15.05.2022 15:30 Werder Bremen - Jahn Regensburg
15.05.2022 15:30 SV Darmstadt 98 - SC Paderborn 07
15.05.2022 15:30 Hansa Rostock - Hamburger SV
(irrelevant)
15.05.2022 15:30 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 - Karlsruher SC
15.05.2022 15:30 FC St. Pauli - Fortuna Düsseldorf
15.05.2022 15:30 1. FC Nürnberg - FC Schalke 04
15.05.2022 15:30 Hannover 96 - FC Ingolstadt 04
15.05.2022 15:30 SV Sandhausen - Holstein Kiel
15.05.2022 15:30 Dynamo Dresden - Erzgebirge Aue
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pls respon
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even if we fuck up tomorrow and don't finish 3rd, it won't be nearly as upsetting as all the other times, since this time we didn't choke at the end and actually had the best 2nd buli season in everything except points. i'm happy with our team and if we have to do best bundes again i'm hype for it because i like the team and can expect greater things next time. the other times i was demoralized and didn't follow football news for several months.
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>>120309886
>coping even before the loss
this is why you will lose
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>Bayern are gonna sell Lewy and buy the Austrian Lanklet
Shareholderbros, were going home.
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>>120309159
it misses all the wundes faggotry in the irrelevant section
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gentle reminder that I dreamed 5-3 (2-3)
odds for FT are 250/1 and HT/FT are 1650/1
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>schalke, werder and hiv instead on fuerth, arminia and big city shitters absolutely based 2bf
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>>120310277
Cant fucking wait for Dortmund >schalke.
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>having a general for a farmer's league
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>>120310493
2nd bundes is best bundes and you will have to accept this truth
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relegation play offs are fucking bullshit.
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der oktopus in der hood
der tentakel er auch genannt
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I made some wraps today, selfmade Dürüm essentially
tasted very nice
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>>120310056
If he can score 16 goals at Stuttgart in a season, he can score 30+ at Bayern easily.
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i have to confess that i have a burning hatred for dortmund ever since that one time 8-9 years ago when they choked against hoffenheim on the last matchday, allowing them to get into the relegation playoffs and causing fortuna to get relegated instead
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>>120311209
Maybe you should have a burning hatred for Fortuna for getting relegated after 30+ match days.

>>120311033
20 goals and that wont be enough to semi-final CL and for the Bundes.
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back in Germany so naturally it’s time for the beer again
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>>120313756
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>>120313756
Is there a day where you don't drink the beer (tm)
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>>120309592
(You)
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any chances for HIV to go directly to 1. bundas?
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>>120316952
next season maybe
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>>120316952
if bremen loses and hsv wins
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Hopefully Union fucks off next season
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>>120316097
only when I'm really sick or hungover desu

but I know I have to change something about that soon. can't be drinking multiple beers every day
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>>120319476
wouldnt be the first time that a shit team gets Europe and proceeds to get relegated or at least have a very bad season
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good night
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good morning
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Yes good morning.
Working as a Wahlhelfer today. This is the last time I'm doing this shit.
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>amerimutt came last
based. where is esc anon?
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quite new to bundes.

who's the good guys and bad guys in the relegation/promotion battle?
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>>120334469
good guys: sv werder
bad guys: hsv, pauli, hertha
neutral guys: darmstadt
infinite JUST guys: >schalke
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>>120334950
no
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>>120309159
What are the chances Union renews Urs Fischer for at least 2 more years. His contract expires by the end of next season.
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Anybody catch that KINO stuttgart recovery?? Lets pray that BSC loses the relegation game fuck those faggot niggers Union better anyways
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>>120335453
yes
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>>120334950
Werder is bad guys, schalke too

theyre the only ones with a "fan club alliance" with bayern münchen
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>>120335478
true
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>>120335354
He was the guy that lead them to Bundesliga in the first place, why wouldnt they try to keep him til the day he falls dead
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>>120335453
Based Mexican Eisern fan
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>>120335539
The problem is if maybe Fischer might want to leave Union for a new challenge, I'm sure Union would very much want to keep him as long as he keeps them in the league
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>>120310688
I agree, BSC should've been kicked off Bundes a long time ago
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Eintracht Bros is we coming back home into 2 Liga
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Any update regarding Windhorst and his investments with Hertha?
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>>120335763
This will never not be funny. Imagine investing 350mil€ on Hertha of all teams and everything you gain is being the butt of every joke.
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time for taking a shower and after that I'm going to vote
thanks for reading my blog
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Bremen Will get promoted today and you WILL like it.
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>>120335862
I wonder how everyone would react if Hertha relegates?

Also He isnt very rich to begin with right? I looked online into his finances and nothing there states that hes a billionaire or something
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>>120335862
the disgrace that is Hertha is further proof that that shithole Berlin does not deserve to be our capital
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>>120336008
Hertha belongs to the 2nd tier. It wouldn't be outrage like with HSV or Bremen. It's just really funny and embarrassing because they thought they're a proper big city club now with big money behind them.
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>>120336049
See it as some kind of containment zone. As someone who lives in one of the largest german cities, I would unironically kill myself if this place would be flooded with all those self centered Hauptstadtjournalisten and/or swabians.

>>120336008
beats me desu
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>>120336145
I hope their fans find peace and joy regardless.
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>>120309159
Most important league for last.. it's time TODAY
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>>120335956
nice try, marilyn
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>>120336408
yes
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Schalkebrudis die Schale ist unser
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feelin comfy over here
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>>120334469
schalke and bremen are the good guys
everyone else is irrelevant
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>>120337907
uhm how about
Ein leben laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
keine Schale in der Haaaaaand
?
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>Mykhaylo Mudryk (21) hofft auf einen Transfer von Shakhtar Donetsk zu Bayer Leverkusen, das bestätigte der Linksaußen gegenüber „Sportarena“: „Ich bin ein Shakhtar-Spieler, aber wenn der Klub Bayers Offerte akzeptiert, wäre das großartig. Ich habe für mich entschieden, dass dies der einzige Verein ist, zu dem ich wechseln will.“
Looks like Vizekusen is doing well on the transfer window aswell.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXhLPI0Stm0&ab_channel=fussball.robsaaa
>Isch den Vetrag mit Bayern nicht verlängern
Oh oh
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Sure this is the time, right? RIGHT?
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>>120338820
I have 0 doubts
Just a little scared of a cheeky Selke winner in the play offs
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Should I watch Darmstadt or Hamburger play? Which one's supposed to be more entertaining?

Pictured: my lunch
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>>120338839
comfyrenz, as always
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>>120338839
Watch "conference". Trust me.
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Welcome to #FCBayern Lucas #Höler

Uhm, Hühnchen sisters?
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>>120338839
kind of sad lad, ar you okay ?
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>french faggot doesnt even know what lunch is
kys
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Worst lunch of my life was baked beans with frozen pizza, while staying in Bongland for a week as part of a student exchange.
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dopa are such fucking brainlets

whenever i watch this shit i wonder how these people are in football
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>>120300454
pure sex goddess
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>>120339244
Its basically a Buyern-circlejerk while the only contrarian is the Bild guy.
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>>120339166
sad little man
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yeah play tuff online
just like everybody else
if you stood in front of me youd be begging that i dont kill you
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>>120339424
>>120339440
i want this club to die so badly
würstchen uli would probably die of a heart attack as a bonus
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>>120339463
It will. Look at how Heiner and Hassan are doubling down on the "he has 1 year left" rhetoric. Any sane CEO/businessman would sell him and invest into a younger striker replacement. Instead, Bayern are clinging to their "ways", fueled by ego and by pride. Meanwhile the extended Neuer's and Müller's contract with ABSURD salaries and had to do the same with Coman, Kimmich and Goretzka. They are clinging to the past in a football world that is changing faster every year. A year from now, the football world could return to pre-covid levels of transfer fees and there wont be any top 10 strikers left on the market at all. And even if there was one, Bayern wont get any money for Lewy and wont have 80+ million to spend on Lukaku/Werner etc.

Look at how Real Madrid rebuilt their team after Ronaldo left. Look at how Liverpool keeps attracting quality "cheap" players (Thiago/Diaz/Jota).

Bayern fans are in for a rude awakening the next year (2023/2024).
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there is always some dopa bitch in the background i want to violently throatfuck
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>>120339147
yeah, i just can't be asked to cook more than once a day.

I'm making a roast dinner tonight for my girlfriend's parents so I'll save my energy for that

pic related, British food I've made
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>>120339551
yeah
especially if they cant find a buyer for Gnabry
too many flops and high salaries in recent years
GK question will soon come up
cant produce talent themselves
but wasnt Heiner supposed to be a good business man or smth?
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yes agree
next season will be a cakewalk for schalke
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>>120339575
>girlfriend's parents
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
GET OUT I HATE YOU
GOD I AM SO LONELY
FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>120339551
Anyone who would pay a high fee and the astronomic wages of hühnchendowski would be insane.
yeah, Pissi, Penaldo, blah, blah...I know but these were unironically only made because you easily get your expenses in by selling merchandise in the third world.
realistically you can demand 15-20m for 34yo hühnchendowski who has never played outside of the buyernwinslol league. For this money you can keep him one more year instead
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>>120339575
okay lad
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>>120339566
yes, yes the fat lady. i know
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>>120339592
I hope Schalke cakewalks back to the 2nd league.

>>120339580
>but wasnt Heiner supposed to be a good business man or smth?
Yup. Im sure hes good at managing finances and sponsorship deals etc, but clearly he cant be that great if Hassan gets free reign.

Can you imagine the melt down next summer, when Hassan, Kahn, Nagelsmann get fired, Lewy leaves on a free, they get Werner as a replacement and Gnabry leaves on a free? All you need to add is Leipzig/Dortmund winning the league and Bayern crashing out of the CL early again and boom.
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>>120339615
>Anyone who would pay a high fee and the astronomic wages of hühnchendowski would be insane.
Agreed, which is why Im saying that Bayern not selling Lewy would be a mistake.
>yeah, Pissi, Penaldo, blah, blah...I know but these were unironically only made because you easily get your expenses in by selling merchandise in the third world.
Bayern sells the most shirts/merch of all clubs in the world. Every year.
>realistically you can demand 15-20m for 34yo hühnchendowski who has never played outside of the buyernwinslol league. For this money you can keep him one more year instead
It will probably be 30+boni. That pays for half of Schick.
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>>120339634
there is also that jana bitch

i want to cum on her big fucking dumbo ears, she's not even that good looking but her ears deserve a nice glazing
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>>120339551
real barely rebuild at all tho
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>>120339716
I find her pretty uggo tßh. that rattish face, them dumbo ears, thin reptile lips, those creepy dead eyes. looks like straight out of that spy vs spy comic
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>>120339636
I really want the Bayern banter era back
Lell, Ottl, Rensing, Contento type players
group stage exists in the cl and losing the league
couple this with all the new foreign fans and you are gonna see some delicious seethe
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holy shit, mislintat got REALLY fat
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>>120339662
maybe. but they certainly don't do it because of Hühnchendowski. Despite all that media hype here in Germany he's not much of a brand. Whoever buys him cannot expect significant increasing in shirt sales
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so who is going to be trainer at schalke? tough one desu
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>>120340000
Unironically Adi Hütter.
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>>120339827
Soon. Nübel, Roca, Sabitzer, Nianzou...

>>120339852
Pretty sure Barca wants him to score 30+ goals.
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>>120340130
>Nübel
still have my doubts he stays on long enough
also seems to be coming along for Monaco no?
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>>120339827
based
I too miss the days of Görlitz, Oddo, Breno, Kraft, Altintop, Sosa, Karimi, Pranjic,...
jesus christ. thank the lord for Brazzo
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>>120340190
>also seems to be coming along for Monaco no?
Apparently not.
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>>120340346
what do you mean?
i thought they were quite happy with him
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>>120340372
What I meant is that hes only on loan for 1 year left. I doubt Bayern will sell him.
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good god, what the fuck is brazzo doing?
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>>120340490
>Hernandez
>Coman
both never managed to play 30 league games in a season (Hernandez 19 on average, Coman 21)
>Sabitzer on 10+
also Davies is a fraud
Choupo, Sarr, Roca, Ulreich also hilariously overpaid
also not shown here Fiete Arp on 5 million on loan as a rotational option at Kiel
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>>120340619
>Fiete Arp
This alone deserves Brazzo to be kicked in the face by every munich customer. How could anyone with one brain cell intact not have this one coming?
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SCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKE UND DER FCN
SCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKE UND DER FCN
SCHALKE UND DER FCN
ERSTER FC N
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>>120340721
what is your problem?
you mean 2 goals in 18 as 17/18 year old in worst bundes and 1 goal in 17 as 18/19 in best bundes didnt earn him 5 million?
wasnt he like u17 national team topscorer at some tournament?
his best scoring season is 5 in 30 in the 3rd bundes hahhaahha
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no worries lads
#MiaSanMia #FCBayern
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>>120309977
if he had been confident and said it the other way around you'd be all like ">being cocky before the game
this is why you will lose"
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>>120340838
HSV will make it.
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lol
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>>120340885
>be young talent
>go to Bayern
>destroy career
Yeah cant wait for Gravenbech to do the same.
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>>120340919
Arp was never that talented in the first place
no real qualities apart from a nice technique and kinda good in front of the goal
not even sure he bought into his own hype, but who can fault him for saying yes to 25 million at 19
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>>120340919
thing is, he wasnt even that talented. compare his numbers to someone like schlaudraff for example
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https://www.weltfussball.de/news/_n4912787_/verletzte-und-festnahmen-nach-platzsturm-in-stuttgart/
Wow, how convenient for this to happen right after Platzstürme were being criticised a lot. :-)
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>>120340836
fun fact: Neuer is the most stuck up cunt ever, Müller is the only acceptable player, loves to banter with fans and just a cool and down to earth dude with a passion for football
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>>120340838
which is why you don't say anything beforehand
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https://www.transfermarkt.de/amadou-onana/profil/spieler/485706

turns out onana was the real hsv talent all along
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>>120340919
nah, he never really had any talent
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>>120341015
close it up bois, /bundes/ has been /thread-ed
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>>120341052
>hsv talent
not really our talent though
but he had his breakout here
was obvious when he first laced up his boots for us
giant, fast and eager to improve
actually chose football quite late I think, nearly went pro in basketball iirc
I predicted a 20+ million transfer within 3 years
would have probably been able to hold him if we went up last season
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RIP to Klohfeldt
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>>120341286
?
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>>120340919
what makes it worse is that buyern want to go this sort of way where they buy young talents and then sell them on for profit because they can't compete internationally

that's why they spent 70mil on their youth setup
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cant wait for young talent daffeh to enchant the bundesliga
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>>120341294
he’s about to get fired la
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floko and schalke link up fr fr no cap
need it or keep it?
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>>120341380
i am daffehcating on the toilet right now
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>>120341798
Hardly his fault the team is so shitty
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>>120341818
need it
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>>120341881
the team is great, easily top 6 bundes level. but they need a competent manager to bring it together. Glasner managed to reach the CL with a much worse squad.
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>>120341921
I mean he did have Schlager, but of course he is a much better coach than the last 2 jokes they appointed
also the summer transfers were dreadful
Nmecha looks good and small fee and Bornauw might still come good but apart from that way too much money spent on mediocre shitters just becuz they are german
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>>120336150
>Berlin
>swabians
what
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Oh noononononono

>Vorstandschef Oliver Kahn wählte im Rahmen der Meisterfeier auf dem Münchner Marienplatz im Bayerischen Fernsehen kurze Zeit später noch deutlichere Worte: „Diesen Vertrag wird er erfüllen - basta!“ Kahn meinte, „das ganze Theater, dieser ganze Alarmismus, das kennen wir aus der Vergangenheit. (...) Das bereitet uns nicht Kopfzerbrechen“.
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>>120342036
I still rate Waldschmidt desu. he just needs to be unlocked again
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>>120342159
all the daimler employee sheltered daughters move to berlin to study art
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they may not be world beaters and do have some issues in terms of squad depth in the defensive positions but they definitely should do better than 12th place in a league as weak as the bundes
Kohfeldt needs to go
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is there a aufstiegskonferenz?
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>>120342487
Wolfsburg deserve every lose because they never played Brekalo when they had him eventhough he saved them in the relegation match
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Oh no no no HIVsisters
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HSVbros...
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>Lilien already scored
oh no no no HSV bros, this can't be happening....
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HSVsisters, let's get to work!
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LÜCKEEEEEEEE
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HANSAAAAA
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Ha Ha HIV
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSV
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Burger bros... not like this.
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OH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHAH
KOGGR FUSSBALLGOTT
>>
Oh dear
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holy shit what a goal
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lmao based Magath not going to the HIV match
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Darmcity would get hammered by hertha
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>Fauli
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imagine watching schalke and bremen instantly go up while you go for the 5th? season LMAO
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In for Hansa.
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> I can't go up
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>>120343574
life as a HIV fan must be suffering
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>hsv is about to shit the bed YET AGAIN
hahohe
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analstadt!
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COLONCITY
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PFEIFFER
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>analcity is going up
pottery
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>tfw HSV+ and ABL
Fuck this semen slurping sport
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dont worry next season is HIVs year for sure
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Please HSV dont fuck this up again, I want Nordderby next season
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hsv deserves everything bad for letting criminals play under false identity
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>>120343430
Fotheringham is in Rostock
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>>120343868
>HSV v. St. Pauli
>HSV v. Kiel
You'll get Nordderby
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>>120343868
there’s still the Stadtderby and the matches against Kiel
I like the Nordderby as well but prefer to continue seeing HIV being unable to get promoted
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>HIV
>>
UNAUFSTEIGBAR
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>>120343892
yes, but that doesn’t make Magath any less based
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>>120343953
what did I do that people from Brazil make fun of my club?
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JUST
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Edel is dead?
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forever 4th lmao
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Need a comfyrenz stream pls
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>>120344155
tv dot stream2watch dot com
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>>120344193
thx
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>>120343932
>>120343894
Even as a Bremen fan, I cant feel joy anymore seeing HSV fail every goddamn year. I want HSV at least to be a fight. I can enjoy HSV failing and fighting not to get relegated to 2., but I cant enjoy this. Every HSV fan i know in person is almost numb at this point, they just expect to fail miserably. You cant even make fun of them, it feels like beating a bag of sand. Theyre dead inside and just have accepted their fate
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>>120344252
The only way I'd accept HIV success is them getting promoted, only to get relegated in the final minute of the last game of the season the next year.
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>>120344252
wtf are you talking about?
we beat you this season and the only reason you are even top 5 is massive refball
refballed us
refballed Schalke
refballed Fauli
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turbo kino
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>>120344291
DINO DER ZWEITEN LIGA
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>>120344290
Your obsession with HSV is cringe.
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>>120344041
>-79
what the fuck
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>>120344318
t. Vierter
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>>120344303
those names on the left
proper kanackenclub
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>>120344303
some quintessentially Berlin names right there
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>>120344364
>>120344373
ynr de Änis
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HIVbros....
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Schalkebros I can smell the Schale
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>>120344442
Monkeybros....
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>>120343963
correct, and I would never argue against this
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>>120344291
Calm down, Im rooting for your club this weekend. Never wanted HSV in second. Just win this goddamn game please. I want to watch Nordderby with my HSV friends again without that aura of apathy around me again

And for refballs... honestly I dont care. If youre not Buyern, sometimes you get fucked over, sometimes you benefit, footballs not fair.
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Nils Bomhoff hinterlässt eine Frau und zwei Kinder.
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>>120344642
for a second i thought you were serious. fuck you
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>>120344560
hahaha fucking faggot
you wish death and despair on your rivals nothing else
i will enjoy watching your shit club with an even worse squad get their shit kicked in the first division
your club will never achieve anything ever again
how does that feel?
>And for refballs... honestly I dont care
of course you dont care when you are getting favoured by the refs retard
literally every Topspiel in the Rückrunde you got gifted by the refs
>>120344642
>>120344673
what a shame
would like for that faggot to kill himself
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>>120344475
It's ok HIVbro, we'll do it next year
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>>120344673
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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/hug/ waiting room (Hamburg United general)
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>>120344744
lol touch some grass
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>>120344193
not working for me.
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>>120344744
He mad.
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>>120345012
of course im fucking mad
how could you tell
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Hamburgers...
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>>120344744
that’s just pathetic fren
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>>120344744
>>120345021
It's okay.
One more season of Zweitligafußball will prepare you guys for the Bundes.
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>>120345021
lol

mad
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BUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOOOOBBBBYYYYYYY
>>120344810
>>120345012
>>120345036
>>120345039
>>120345087
>>120345099
FUUUUCJK YOU
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GLATZE
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ROBERT
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Hamburg vor, noch ein Tor!
Rostock hinterher! Tausend Tore mehr!
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WE'RE BACK AND WE'RE BACK BIG
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lol
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>>120345124
I'm happy for you.
I'm just also happy to laugh at you. This is a win win.
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>>120345230
NUR!
DER
HSV!
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>>120345302
THICC
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CAM AN ROSTOCK
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HSV sisters... im nervous.
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the second league is so kino. i can't take it
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>>120345259
this

>>120345021
At least youre honest about it. Were all anons here, this is a safespace bro :^)

Look I made you some food in Werder colours in halftime to cheer you up
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Klofeldtbros
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Der schöne Bruno is back on the menu.
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would like to see Kovac at Wolfsburg desu
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Pfeiffer is such a chad jesus
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>>120344291
hate to admit but this guy gets it
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>>120345896
Wolfsburg don't deserve him
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he simply is not a good coach tbqh
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>>120345977
nothing
he’s just a shit coach
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Burger bro's, it's not looking good....
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my mom is always defending Kohfeld but he is just really bad
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DIE RAUTE IM HERZEN
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good for nothing ossi faggots
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Lillienbros...
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NUR
U
H
R
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TOOOOOOOOOOOR!
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BURGER BRO'S WE DID IT!
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Darmstadtbros….
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>120346016
FUIUUKKC YOUUUU
>>120345822
FICK DICH DU HURENSOHN
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>"Wenn man jeden Tag die Bild-Zeitung liest, braucht man sich nicht wundern. Das ist eine Hetzjagd. Für die Transferpolitik ist der ganze Verein verantwortlich, der Vorstand und der Aufsichtsrat. Es wird immer nur einer rausgepickt. Als wir sechs Titel gewonnen haben, habe ich keinen gehört, der 'Hasan, Hasan' gerufen hat. Jetzt soll er allein verantwortlich sein, dass wir die Champions League nicht gewonnen haben. Das kann nicht sein."
holy shit /bundes/ utterly blown the FUCK out
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>>120346083
lol have fun getting rekt in the relegation matches you pathetic faggot
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WE DID IT
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Nur der HSV!
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>>120346107
>he thinks felix won't let HIV advance
lmao
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Four 4th place finishes would've been pretty funny, a relegation playoff loss would be the choke heard around the world.
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SISTERS!
NUR
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Damrstadtbros… we only need seven more goals
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>>120346107
Get fucked KSC Abschaum
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>>120346150
DER
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antihivbros...
we got btfo...
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CAN AN DARMSTADT SCAR 7 MORE
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>>120346181
KICKERS OFFENBACH
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fuck
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>hiv will choke in the most pathetic way 90+5
lovin it
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Did the HIV supporters set the flags on fire?
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FEUER
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>hivcucks set fire to the Hansa stadium
cringe
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>>120346305
FREI
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If Brych aborts the match because of HIV fans they will be considered the losers right? God IMAGINE
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KAUFMANAAAAAAAA
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HA ES VAU
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>>120346275
>>120346307
AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Welcome back HSV. We missed you.
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SEETHE MORE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>120346307
It's called SOVL
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tim walter literal fußballgott
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>schalke
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>big city bvlls will cuck haessfau
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>will have to support big shitty
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>celebrating relegation like you just won the league
can it get more pathetic than this?
>>
oh well. chocking promotion against the kneelers will be more fun anyway
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>b-but b-based hertha will win!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Felix Magott
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the fcn goalscorer is called schleimer lol
>>
If we are honest
no one needs those Darmstadt shitters in worst bundes again
last time was dreadful enough
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>BCC-HIV
can't they both lose?
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>>120346459
Still better than Hertha
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>>120346459
as much as I despise HIV this is very true
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>>120346459
Obviously, but that would have meant rooting against BCC would have been a possibility.
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>you now remember that absolute fucking retard ITT doubting based god S. Terodde
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>120346486
tbf he was very bad in the last Rückrunde
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>>120346486
well it will be very fun to see him get exposed in the first bundes again
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>>120346429
>implying that winning Worst Bundes next year is not a Selbstläufer after relegation
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>3 minutes added on
sure, not rigged at all
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HANSA COMEBACK DO IT MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD OH NO NO NO NO
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>fire raging for 5 minutes
>ah, let's only add on 3 minutes, we want Hamburg 3rd anyway
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DANGEROUS LEAD
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yes yes here we go
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boooooooooooooooooooooo
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>brych
scum
>>
phew
>>
Hamburg has no fucking right to ever complain about refball again.
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AAAANND WON. NUR
U
T
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>>120346512
he would easily score 20 at bayern
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>relegation
lel
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>>120346650
hahah what?
seethe more faggot cunt
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>>120346650
HIV never had a right to complain about that considering it helped them stay in the league for several years in a row.
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>>120346657
at Bayern II perhaps
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>>120346663
kek fair enough
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why are they celebrating like this??? what the fuck they didnt achieve anything yet???
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greatest HSV coach since uhh... uhh titz to be fair
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>that anti-dirtmund flag
wew
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>this much collective soul
Bremenbros... HIVfags...
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>>120346663
this

>>120346660
delusional retard
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>>120346663
>several years in a row
?
you mean one debatable handball freekick?
still mad about that 7 years later scum?
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wait does that mean >schalke will get a schale now?
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opinions on Marvin Cuni?
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>>120346663
to be honest we should have been relegated way earlier and we woulndt be in so much shit right now
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guess I'm a BIG CITY MISSILE now
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>>120346722
its called radkappe
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>>120346689
really excited to see what Titz can do in the 2. bundes
I think Ito also stays
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>>120346748
based Titts will be the one to cuck Hamburg next year
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>>120346722
Nur gucken nicht anfassen, Dortmundbros
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>>120346663
hahaha
we got refballed for years in the league and europe
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>>120346783
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHGAHAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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How many goals would Terodde score for Bayern? Probably at least 25 I'd say.
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>you now remember St. Paulis 1 (one) victory in the last 7 bundes games to end the season.
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>>120346835
the 2-0 today was clear Aufstützen as well
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>>120346821
20
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>>120346821
20 seems realistic
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>Der VfL Wolfsburg hat die Trennung von Kohfeldt am Sonntagnachmittag offiziell verkündet.
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yes we know
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very cute celebration
worst bundes will get DESTROYED next year
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apologise
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>>120347123
I don't think big shitty club will play much better than this season
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>>120347162
>Ein Leben lang keine Schale in der Hand

Well Well Well
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hsv won fucking 5 games in a row
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>schalke winning more trophies than >us
>haaland gone
>rose still not sacked
cuckmund bros how are we coping?
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but we won the transferfenster trophy....
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https://www.zeit.de/sport/2022-05/bundesliga-fc-bayern-muenchen-meisterschaft-konkurrenz/komplettansicht
The latest gospel from Oli Fritsch
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>>120347267
Literally tying a nose right now.
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>>120347292
behind a paywall
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Terodde für Deutschland.......
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>>120347346
try archive dot ph/nr8Rh
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>>120347292
Unironically, what is the problem of German footballclubs?
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Uhm boomer dads? Are we no longer allowed to make no Schale Jokes about Schalke?
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>>120347446
Hertha tier managment and our zoomers are shit at football
The last time it was good we were riding a wave of talented German youth, clubs could do no wrong
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>>120347432
Thanks.
>Es soll am Geld liegen, dass die Bayern immer Meister werden.
Yes
>Ein Blick auf den Rasen zeigt aber auch in dieser Saison: Die sportliche Qualität der Liga ist erschreckend.
Huh... its almost... as if "geld" and "qualität" are connected. Really boggles the mind...

Literally stopped reading after that headline.
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>>120347563
I mean the quality is still dire
No one can defend and technical ability is laughable
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>>120347563
Money is a big factor, but it isn't the only one.

As the article says, since Dortmund's last CL win, german football sans Bayern is titleless while clubs from countries like Scotland, Ukraine, the Netherlands, Russia or Turkey won european titles. Now to be fair, there were quite a few finals over the years, but somehow german clubs always choked, and that can't just be because of money.
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>>120347292
>zeit
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>30 - Simon Terodde knackt als erster Schalker die Marke von 30 Ligatoren im Profifußball und ist der erste Spieler seit Sven Demandt 1988/89 für Fortuna Düsseldorf, der in der 2. Liga die 30 Saisontore erreicht. Knappe.
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>Das Problem in Dortmund ist zudem, dass individuelle Mängel übersehen werden. Der Kapitän Marco Reus ist ein ewiges Talent, seine kraftlosen Auftritte in München oder beim 0:4 in Amsterdam hätte es nicht mehr als Beleg gebraucht.
meanwhile he's gor more combined g&a than LE BASED KULT MÜLLER while playing for a shittier club
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>>120347819
And what pays for more technically ability? Money?
>As the article says, since Dortmund's last CL win, german football sans Bayern is titleless while clubs from countries like Scotland, Ukraine, the Netherlands, Russia or Turkey won european titles.
Has nothing to do with the gulf between the money Bayern pays their players and the rest of the bundes.

>>120348160
Scorer dont matter when you dont have the MSM-DNA.
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>>120348222
not refuting your point
just saying that the technical ability in bundes is shit, even compared to teams with less money from other leagues
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>>120348222
>And what pays for more technically ability? Money?
The article says the problem is Bundes keeps buying Austrian shitters while Spanish clubs with less money buy good South Americans
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>article critizes RB
>doesn't mention Bayern stealing their players and manager
honestly I'm tired of this whole conversation. Bayern IS the reason the Bundes is shit. They're literally sucking the blood from every other club and kill everyone who dares to resist. If they fucked off German football could recover.
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>>120348277
Yes, I wonder why South Americans would rather go to a sunny Spanish speaking country, than to go to Germany. It is a true mystery.
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>>120348222
The article is not only about the quality of other Bundesliga clubs to Bayern but more about the quality of the league in international comparison.Of course, bayern has significantly more money than the rest but many of the "bigger" German clubs not only play worse than Bayern but also worse than teams that have significantly less financial resources.
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>>120346663
Karlsruhe fag still crying about a somewhat questionable freekick after all these years. GET FUCKED
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>>120348307
Sudacas famous for their love of money. Look at the Brazilians at Shakhtar Donetsk.
They don't give a crap who pays
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>>120348301
Both are true. Bavaria as a problem but also the mismanagement of some big German clubs
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SUPER WERDER SUPER WERDER
HEY HEY
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>>120348336
I'm not sure but at times when German teams have tried even harder with talents from South America, you have always heard that they prefer Spain or Portugal if there is not significantly more money. But there is not so much more to get in the Bundesliga. Of course, Brazilians play for enough money everywhere but those who have played in Ukraine are not the kind of players you need
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>>120348400
wtf where are their FRICKING masks
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>>120348661
pandemic is over ronny
you'd know if you left your basement every now and then
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In 8 days this bundes season will be over
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just imagine if the wc would be this summer
that'd be very exciting
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A moment of silence for the true victim of this season, our Aue...
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>>120348890
Just warch the Nations League bro
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Tschaue
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>>120348890
i like the late WC
what else is there to do in november? the most boring month
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>>120348890
>wc
>exciting
>in 2022
Lol no. Its completely meaningless.
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>>120348989
>what else is there to do in november?
nutting
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>>120348989
How could you forget my birthday, rude
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>>120348222
I'll say it again, just saying "money issue" is not wrong, but incomplete. Similarly, the pay gap with Bayern argument doesn't explain why german clubs can't win at least the EL, Sevilla with a similar pay gap going on with Real/Barca still won that a ton. And La Liga isn't really a rich league outside of the top 2 either.

Rangers aren't a financial powerhouse, and yet they still kicked out two german clubs that are richer than them. It would be very humiliating for the Bundes if they made it 3/3, even if the third one is the weakest of the bunch going by league placement.

The biggest issue in my shitty opinion is neither some lack of talent, or lack of money to buy said talent, but that there's some kind of tactical and mental naivety that pervades most german clubs, and that tends to fuck them over when facing more cynical opponents out of the Bundes (or Bayern).
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>>120348989
it not being in summer just feels wrong and I hate that it will interrupt the regular club season

>>120349023
nö. unless you're some retarded ronny tier nigger that can't stop obsessing over people's skin colours
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>>120349154
This. I actually wonder what the reason is. Is it because of the local coach education?
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>>120349268
Our coaches are very successful outside of Germany
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>>120349311
Yes, but that does not change the sometimes obvious tactical deficiencies in many teams, there must be a reason for that
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>>120349154
>reiterating what is already explicitly said in the article they refuse to read
why bother anon? it's always going to be "muh Buyern" with these retards.
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>>120349245
Everyone is obsessing over skin colours. You may not like it but its important. And having Africans and Arabs on a European Nationalteam makes these competitions irrelevant.
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>>120349619
except it’s not important at all
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>>120349826
>t. Ivanovich who lives in a western country because his people failed.
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>>120349879
more german than you ronny
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>>120349902
You wish.
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>>120349390
Welp, I didn't even read the entire article, that was just an observation from german club matches in Europe I've seen over the years. Good to see I'm not the only one who noticed I guess.

And to be fair, Bayern certainly doesn't help the matter with their overdominance and tendency to destroy clubs that try to punch up a little too hard, compounded by various shades of general managerial incompetence in clubs that SHOULD be competing against them but are busy drooling over themselves instead (the article might have mentioned this too). That does impact the league's attractiveness, among other factors.

>>120349268
Don't have a clue either. It feels like it's so deeply ingrained I'm not sure you can point out a single source for it.
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>>120349926
no it's true
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>>120350001
You are 0% german. In fact, you are our enemy.
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>18 team league
>single match eliminiation cup
>cushy winter break
>bloated squads
>third best wages
>still hear complaints about too many fixtures and injuries
The real reason why bundes sucks. Pussified and pampered players
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>Adi Hütter to Wolfsburg
>Sandro Wagner to Augsburg
>Peter Stöger zu Gladbach
>Franco Foda to Berlin
>Bruno Labbadia to Schalke
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>Irgendwann wurde dann Stürmer Thomas Müller als Zeremonienmeister auserkoren. Doch auch die Frohnatur tat sich schwer in diesem Kreis. „Den Meistertitel haben wir allen anderen mal wieder weggeschnappt“, rief Müller den Fans zu, „auch wegen euch, für euch – und immer wieder. Alle. Jawohl. So und jetzt singen wir gemeinsam ein Lied. Welches wollt ihr denn? Ah. Ein Schuss, ein Tor, die Bayern. Also: Ein Schuss, ein Tor, die Bayern...“ Es wirkte wie Spaß auf Knopfdruck, schnell an- und auszuschalten.

keke imagine being a customer
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>>120350029
I was born and raised here
my parents and grandparents are all 100% german
fucking kys you pathetic ugly mongrel
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>>120351708
I mean, even I as a shareholder see nothing wrong with forced fan songs. I just pity them for being incapable of feeling actual joy after winning a the 10th bundes in a row. Just imagine the incredible joy Dortmund fans will feel a year from now when we win the double.
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>>120349154
>Similarly, the pay gap with Bayern argument doesn't explain why german clubs can't win at least the EL
Thats because the few teams that "could" are usually in the CL. Dortmund lost to Rangers in a fluke way, if you had actually seen the games. Dortmund had 12+ players out, including the entire backline. Zagadou (literally 10 games in 3 years) gave away a penalty and scored an owngoal in the first game. Then they kept conceding more stupid goals. Haaland didnt even play. Its a fluke season. Same with Leipzig not winning 5-0 the first game.

City was by far the better team than Real Madrid. They should have score 8 goals in the first game. And still they lost. Thats football. Making grande assumptions based on 2 matches is silly. Last season Dortmund got into the QF of the CL (same as Bayern) and was refballed out of a clear away goal in City.
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>>120351719
Cope. You are a slavic retard.
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>>120352140
The last Pokal celebrations were pretty tame.
Dortmund has jumped the shark
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riddle me this.
how do they get the meisterschale to the winner when they don't know the winner prior to the match day?
do they have a schale in each stadium where there could be the winner?
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>>120352537
they have the original at the stadium where the leader and most likely winner plays and copies at the other places where potential winners play
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>>120352514
Covid
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hahahahahaha
Bayern is actually done with those 3 retards at the helm
didnt think Kahn was such an idiot desu
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>>120349826
>hurr hurr noone cares
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The success proves Lewa right but will Bayern really struggle without that 4th goal against Bochum?
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>>120352305
nope
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>>120354469
>>120354001
Answer this
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>>120354398
no
but the Bayernbosse are retards and dont want the free money
probably also gonna lose Gnabry for free or extend him on way too high wages
its unironically over
they wont be able to compete for the CL anymore
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>>120354526
Yes, ruined in 2 years. Great job, Kahn, you politcal correct pussoid
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>>120354001
desperate and pathetic attempts by news websites to create outrage and thus clicks due to their waning popularity in a changed media landscape do not count
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>>120354569
they only chance they will ever have is if Germany has a golden generation and the talent actually comes to them
but frankly i think the Hühnchen wont get the top tier talent anymore
Wirtz is 100% going to Barca or the PL
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>>120354524
see >>120354578
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>>120354578
kill yourself you piece of shit
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>>120354619
Neither will Dortmund or anyone else
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>>120354578
The modern media landscape is simply an assembly of left-wingers and thus reflects their beliefs.
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>>120353050
alright, I'll take your word on this.
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>>120354398
this image alone is why 2. Bundes is superior.
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Good night
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sooo und jetzt singen wir noch ein lied. ja welches denn? mh. ah. ja! bok bok bok die hühnchen
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>Sehitler
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>>120358284
>She-Hitler
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>>120358284
How is she this white?
White turks or is one parent German?
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>>120358428
>one grandparent austrian
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(this thread is)
ah ha ha ha
stayin alive
stayin alive
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Why do bayern keep hiring tactical system managers and then falling out with them over the board wanting different signings?

Wouldn't it make more sense to just get man manager types, especially if CL is the only real goal
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>>120364709
This
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Good morning
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So this is going to be the first time in my live where I'm rooting for HIV.
feels weird
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>>120371969
you will root for us again 3 years time when we are in a title race with Buyern
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>Trainer Gerardo Seoane von Bayer Leverkusen rechnet nach dem Kreuzbandriss im März in diesem Jahr nicht mehr mit Nationalspieler Florian Wirtz. „Das wird Oktober, wahrscheinlich November. Wenn er gesund wird und noch mittrainieren kann, bekommt er vielleicht noch einen Einsatz. Aber ich rechne erst 2023 mit Florian“, sagte der Schweizer der „dpa“ auf dem Flug zur Saison-Abschlussreise nach Mexiko.
it's ogre for him
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>>120372000
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>>120372027
?
pretty normal timeline for that kind of injury
missing the wc isnt too bad
not as if we are winning it anyways
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oh boy. Leberwurst with perail on schwarzbrot sure is something else for breakfast.
don't (You) @ me. I regret nothing
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Wirtz can choke on a dick for all I care
t. totally not the EffZeh anon.
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>>120364763
well Ancelotti was supposed to be the man manager type and that didn’t work out so well
also the bayern management seems to be entirely incompetent nowadays
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>>120372027
funfact: Wirtz has a sister who also plays football for the Leverkusen women's team
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>>120372761
hmmmmmm......no.
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>>120372761
maybe she should turn tranny and replace him so Neverkusen can win the cl next year
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hmm... I don't think f2m ever worked
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It does desu. Went to Berufsschule with a f2m tranny. Transitioned from "Jessica to Luan" quite well. I always made fun of her and told her that she should just rename herself to Jessico. She didn't think it was funny :(
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how come? I think it's hilarious.

t. brother of a Wilhelmine
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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yes yes because forced artificial genderbent forms of common names of the opposite sex are le funney
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>t. Jessico-Liser
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>>120373272
kys
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getting lots of transphobic/mysognistic/phonetic vibes here
thought bundes knew better shaking my head to be honest family for real for real
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the coffee
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>>120373414
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/bundes/ is inclusive desu
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>>120373594
gays yes
trannies no
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^this
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gays are disgusting
most people nowadays have been social engineered to like them, like they will soon like trannies
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this is only your delusion ronny
trannies will never be acceptable and are legitimately mentally ill
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and gays aren't?
they are just a little bit less mentally ill than trannies
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>RonnyA argues with RonnyB
what a time to be alive
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being gay is norma, occurs in nature as well
trannyism does not
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have they found the gay gene yet?
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yes it's right here
*unzips dna*
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>>120354001
>deutsches welle polen in farbe und bunt
fakenews-propaganda
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>>120373933
if this doesn't look revolting to you, you might as well be gay yourself.
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>>120348400
alhamdulillah
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>>120354001
>Danske Wellen - Made for minks
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>if this doesn't look revolting to you, you might as well be gay yourself.
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>Uli Hoeneß hat den Verzicht von Nationalspieler Niklas Süle (26) auf die letzte Partie des FC Bayern in dieser Saison kritisiert. „Das spricht nicht gerade für den Spieler. Wenn er von Wertschätzung spricht, dann würde ich sagen, hat er dem Verein keine Wertschätzung gegeben. Ich fand diese Aktion katastrophal“, sagte Ehrenpräsident Hoeneß am Rande der Meisterfeier.
These people really wouldnt know what humility is, if it hit them in the face.

>be Süle
>be injured
>get told, youre not part of the squad for the last (away game)
>say your goodbyes
>get fit before the game
>suddenly the coach says "hey man, wanna come and sit on the bench for the last game"?
>No thanks
"LITERALLY A FAT PIECE OF SHIT" -Uli

I honestly hope Lewy is forced to stay a year. Its gonna end up being a delicious slow-burn soap opera with daily updates on "who hates who".
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>>120374058
Problem is that Lewy is too much of a professional to make it ugly
He will perform at his usual level, mabye slightly below
Good thing is that the customers and Bayernbosse are delusional, they think they have a shot at the CL, in reality they are not even close
Nagermann should really try to win the cup
Just think of what will happen if they have 2 seasons in a row with only 1 title
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>>120374098
>Just think of what will happen if they have 2 seasons in a row with only 1 title
Thats the thing isnt it. Lewy will for sure score 30+ goals (if he remains injury free), but the squad keeps getting thinner and thinner. Last year it was Alaba/Thiago. This year its Süle (and Tolisso). Dortmund and Leipzig's chances for challenging the title are higher than ever.
If Bayern sold Lewy and bought Haller or some equal player, they might not become champions. The fans would be pissed off, but it would make sense, since theyd be rebuilding for the future.

If Lewy stays and they dont win a title at all (or "only" the cup for example), then the fans will burn down the stadium. Hell leave for free (also Gnabry) and they wont be able to afford players like Schick (who just extended his contract 4 months ago).

I dont even care if Bayern becomes Meister again next season, because the pressure will increase every single year that their "core" gets older and Lewy actually leaves in 2023.
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>>120374058
That's literally the best part about Fasan. His awful signings are just a bonus but what really makes him such a menace is the fact that he causes the juiciest disruption in the entire team by simply the way he talks to people.
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>>120374140
Do customers actually like Lewandowski? I remember back in the days all them traitors like Bummels and Fatse were not that popular with the fans, no? Yes, cheering when they score, of course, but Identifikationsfiguren were always Schweini, Müller and alikes.
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>>120374140
>>120374141
Its so beautiful seeing their impending demise with my own eyes, never thought this day would come
I think they will just about clinch the title
Not too convinced with Rose and Tedesco, only chance I see is Dortmund getting a few more players in that they need and instantly hit the ground running
Bayern will have enough depth for bundes if they have no big injury problems with key players
but the squad quality is decreasing, wages are rising and key players are getting old
they also dont have the financial means or pull to compete woth PL + Barca and Real
23 onwards is looking dire
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I will never not love that image
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>>120374163
I only know 2 customers but both like Lewi. Müller is the stronger identification figure, but Lewa is the "world-class player who is not appreciated enough"
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>>120374163
Id argue that they like what Lewy represents. They like having the "FIFA player of the year" in their team.

>>120374199
>I think they will just about clinch the title
If Lewy stays, Id argue that the champion (either of the top 4 temas now) will win by 1-2 points.
>Not too convinced with Rose
Honestly mate, what can a coach do when the team is perma injured? He got 2nd place with half the team dead. Look at the backline when they played Bayern. Pic related.

In my humble opinion, Rose is a good coach. When something isnt going according to plan, he switches formation and suddenly the team is playing better. He very often brings in "Jokers" that score goals and they went from 0 goals in set pieces, to the 2nd team with most goals from set pieces (courtesy of Zickler).

I think Dortmund needs a bit of luck with non-injury and theyll get closer than 8 points.

Leipzig already looked dangerous last season, but then they lost 3 core pillars of their team. I think that if Laimer stays, they have a chance to get close to Bayern aswell.
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>>120374368
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when will berlin give olympiastadion to union?
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>>120374404
Does Union even want it?
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>>120374421
22k is just a pathetic size. they could likely fill up a way bigger stadium.
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>ywn steal a goal with the lads
why live?
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absolute soul desu
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sad to not have been able to be there
looks like a great time
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>>120374431
You could just do this????
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>>120374473
gonna sell it at the scrapyard, the times are tough.
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>>120374455
damn the IQ of that crowd must pass 100 cumulatively
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>>120374455
yes
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playing Pokemon HeartGold randomizer like a mf desu

>Verification not required.
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>>120374562
this is Bremen not NRW you fool
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>>120374630
ugly city for ugly people
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>>120374645
no. you can talk shit about Bremen for a lot of things but it definitely isn’t ugly. some very nice people there as well btw
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>>120374630
>Bremen landet in der neuen Ausgabe der Studie „Bildungsmonitor“ im Ländervergleich auf Platz 15 (vor Sachsen-Anhalt).
>meisten anderen weiter hinterher. Vorletzter Platz im Länderranking - das ist das Ergebnis des neuen Bildungsmonitors, den die wirtschaftsnahe Initiative Neue Soziale Marktwirtschaft (INSM) in Zusammenarbeit mit dem Institut der Deutschen Wirtschaft jährlich herausgibt.
get fucked you mouthbreathing spastic.
You are the worst poster on /bundes/ by a mile.
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>>120374685
how does Hamburg do it
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>>120374685
these rankings are absolute bullshit
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>>120374669
irrelevant city full of Wohlstandslinken
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>>120374685
Hahahaaahaha how is that even possible
More stupid than Ossis and NRW + Berlin Kanacken?
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>>120374739
Only half of Berlin is kanacken ridden and even those migrants are on average not Wuppertal-tier
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I told you to fuck off.
Neger I'm tired off handing out (You)s to your borderline retarded posts.
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wow thread is very alive
tells you a lot
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now *THIS* is a noreply post I genuinely have no clue to which post it may refer
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>>120374739
nope
Bremen just focuses on higher education and MINT
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you know what time it is /bundes/!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0U4NnR4yA
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>>120374839
so thats why your city is such a poor hellhole full of Kanacken
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only in certain parts
overall it's very nice
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nice cope
bet you live in a Sozialwohnung surrounded by shitskins
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCiKI_xjoug&ab_channel=1.FCK%C3%B6ln
SOVL
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>>120372000
I don't watch womeme football
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>>120375018
nope :)
I don't live there at all actually
but there was one black kid at my secondary school in Bremen so I guess you're somewhat right
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she cute. wanna console her
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>retardo JuLi whore
No consoling, only hatefucks
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looks like a whooar
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>>120375131
yes yes
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how many next season?
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>>120375153
42 in the U13
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>>120375153
He is trash. If the current starting 11 is the best HSV can do they will get relegated right away next season.
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>>120375232
>best keeper in the league
>best centerbacks
>best player in the league
>best striker in the league
>youngest team in the league
cope harder
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depending on the reinforcements we get I see us finishing 7-11
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in the 2. Bundes?
yeah i guess
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>>120375038
my little sister lives right around the corner from the hotel seen in 0:01
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2 wingers
2 central midfielders
1 striker
1 rightback
and we are good to go
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>>120375297
Nigger I'm one of the few HSV fans in /bundes/. Its not a "cope" or anything. Lets just be realistic here.
>best keeper in the league
That one is true. He is great and will be great in 1st bundes.
>best centerbacks
They are alright but they are really slow and we got lucky this season because our opponents hit the post all the time and wasted a lot of chances.
>best player in the league
>best striker in the league
Terodde is the best striker and who is the best player in the league? Also reminder that we have the worst player in the league who seems to be liked by our coach and will probably get a lot of game time. Talking about Vagnoman obviously.
>youngest team in the league
Doesn't matter.
Jatta is fast and runs a lot. Thats great for 2nd bundes but its not enough for 1st bundes. He will get exposed hard.
If HSV wants to stay up we need 1 or 2 wingers and someone needs to take one for the team and cripple Vagnoman for life.
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any reason why the EL final is this wednesday?
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Why shouldnt it be this wednesday?
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some leagues still have their final matchday next weekend
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>>120375434
Dirtmund buys Vagnoman for 7 million
Ambrosius is rapid btw, David too but too error prone.
Ball playing wise no one comes close to our CBs, Itakura is the only one that I would rank above them. Schonlau is slow but not that slow.
Best player and striker was tongue in cheek. Though Kittel probably has the most talent only lacks consistency.
Terodde will flop once again, Glatzel is hard working and played a better Rückrunde.
Opoku will be back from loan and then we need 2 more new wingers
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It is?!
Man fuck that shit. Friend just asked me yesterday to go to the theater with him and retardo me answered "sure why not. can't think of anything else interesting on wednesday".
UGH
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>>120375498
why should it?
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>>120375510
>Ambrosius is rapid btw,
I think thats the slow as shit Ngubu. He sucks.
>David too but too error prone.
I dont know about him.
>Opoku will be back from loan and then we need 2 more new wingers
Opoku? A fucking Ngubu we loaned to a 3rd league team? I'm sure thats going to help in 1st bundes.
>Terodde will flop once again, Glatzel is hard working and played a better Rückrunde.
Yeah true. Glatzel is good at headers too. He will be alright in 1st bundes.
>>120375567
There is nothing else to do on a wednesday. Might as well have the EL final.
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>>120375578
there is
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opinion discarded its obvious you have not watched a single full game in the last 2 seasons
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I did. I just dont rate your beloved Ngubus at all. You are crazy if you think that a 50IQ Ngubu who played 3rd league this year will help in the 1st bundes.
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>>120375633
as a rotational option you retard
he was a top 3 winger and his best qualities are his speed, technical ability and crossing
course he doesn't have the physicality and aerial prowess like Jatta but going forward he is an improvement
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>>120375661
No he is not lol. He is trash.
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Opoku scored against the mighty türkgücü München and SV Meppen. He will be a real improvement to the sqaud and do it all again in the bundes! Just wait and see!
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>Opoku
isnt that the Neger that made up a racist incident and got a game suspended?
but nice to see HIV being an actually inclusive club full of Ngubus while Fauli is still shockingly white
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Dont forget that the HSV team was mostly white this year too. They only had Jatta as a regular as the token Ngubu and then Vagnoman and Kinsombi occasionally.
It will be funny when they go back to being majority Ngubu as soon as they reach the 1st bundes.
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>>120375738
Gaymerah and David also played
Glatzel is also black and Ambrosius was injured
Funniest part is that all the local youth players from Hamburg are black
The whites like Finn Ole Becker go to Fauli or leave the club early like Janelt and Nürnberger
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>>120375771
>Gaymerah and David also played
Rarely. They didnt matter.
>Glatzel is also black and Ambrosius was injured
Glatzel isnt full Ngubu and Ambrosius is trash and didnt play.
>Funniest part is that all the local youth players from Hamburg are black
"Local" LMAO Hamburg isnt in Africa.
>The whites like Finn Ole Becker go to Fauli or leave the club early like Janelt and Nürnberger
Yeah because there is a nigger lover at HSV. No point at staying at HSV if blacks get preferential treatment anyway.
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speaking of niggers...

Das ist unser #U21-Kader für die anstehenden EM-Qualifikationsspiele:
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Herzlich Willkommen in der #U21, Tim Lemperle, Florian Flick und Jessic Ngankam!

#HERZZEIGEN #GERHUN #POLGER
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>>120375816
David was a starter for nearly half the season
>"Local" LMAO Hamburg isnt in Africa.
Not what im saying
Just funny how the white youth players are mostly from towns around Hamburg or other clubs and there are basically no Kanacken only Negers
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>>120375842
without looking them up 9/23?
grim
at least no Kanacken
just like in France
the black GK has to be a token inclusion right?
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>>120375842
Seems like the german nt will look like the french nt soon.
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>>120375872
you WILL cheer for the muttschaft
you WILL celebrate their bad performance
you WILL buy our merchandise
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>>120374714
Sachsen Chads..we win again.
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>>120375842
Seems like the german nt will look like the french nt soon.
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>>120375863
yes, 9/23
and Atubolu is actually pretty good. German gk talents are not really widely available rn so his inclusion does make sense. He'll probably be #1 during the next u21 Euros.
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>>120375936
kys
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>>120375939
vomit
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sorry that was my ex. picrel is my current gf
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Seems like Sören is having a mental breakdown
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>>120375975
...again
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>Seems like Sören is having a mental breakdown
>...again
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>ONE MORE FUCKIN' ROYCISM IN MY /BUNDES/ AND I WILL POST FUCKING BESTIALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>/tv/ memes
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new >>120376178
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