IMS road course
cars rolling to the grid
fatal crash roll
What did they mean by this?
>>120305153we just don't know
PURO PINCHE BROS WHERE U AT
>>120305153lieshorrible lies
halal?
>>120305170right here king
I thought it never rains in Indycar.
*wins at Indy
>>120305182halal only covers turnleft
>>120305239It's Special Ed's year, I can feel it
woah guys did you know that in the 5 month of the western calendar there is 4 days of identical cars droning around full throttle with slightly different ride heights and wing angles just to prepare for a race that will be decided by pit strategy anyways, it's literally the most exciting thing in the history of the midwest and the only reason I don't blow my head off with a shotgun to escape my diabetes and the gout
Who was the hentai enthusiast who designed that bridge?
dubs and he wins
>>120305357dubs and he doesn't complete the 1st lap
The state of this broadcast
I wish Sky just did all of commentary and didn't switch to American commentary at all.
>>120305357doesnt count btw he'll still win
>>120305170Reporting
Bings to green?
I think my favorite driver Marcus Ericsson will have a good race
>>120305042anyone got a stream?I was going to go to this today but I didn't end up making it
>have to start 30 minutes after last lightning strikeOh well, I hope it doesn't end up like last year's Spa.
>>120305443Go to best buy, buy an antenna. Tune into your local NBC station.
for me, its fat john and herta and pato o'ward
>>120305443http://dx.freestreams-live1.com/skysf1tv1/You might be not missing much because of the weather.>>120305410Best case scenario, 15-20, but if lightning strikes again it's reset to 30 minutes after lightning strike, apparently.
>>120305317Why the fuck do you think that's a bridge
>>120305443Streams busted anyways http://dx.freestreams-live1.com/skysportsf1-stream/
>Grosjean doesn't even know the difference between NASCAR and IndyCarFigures really
just put some wets on them cars and go green baka
>>120305590They can race in the wet, but the problem is lightning strikes.
>>120305544fat john in a stock car when
>>120305451why does it matter lightning can’t hit you if you’re moving
Oh wow, so many spectators there.
>>120305642lightening doesnt exist
>>120305206Well it rained but it never rains during indycar
Nice to see Sam Schmidt still visiting.
>>120305492It wouldn't be the first time I've seen an absolutely pointless temporary structure erected for a race.
>>120305206It never did since the cuckpit introduction. So it could be the first.
tawoomba bros where we at
Is he winning GMR and Indy500 Indybros?
>>120305206It pours, man, it pours.
>>120305170que pinche tranza wey
Why does Will Power sound so..... dejected lately? Even yesterday after pole, he sounded weird
>>120305855Nope. Power here and NG for the 500.
any jewtube stream?
>>120305873He's been having a bad run for the past couple of years. You know, the guy feels dead last when he finishes 5th.
WET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINOWET KINO>WET KINO
>>120305873noticed that too, it could be autism. i also think he had some problems going into first gear so maybe he thinks the car will shit the bed today
SPICE IT UP TIME BROSthis season is great
muh god
>>120305420Väldigt vänligt
JAZZ 4 YOUR SOUL
>unconventional anthem performancebased
based anthem just kidding he fucked it
>>120305042Those national guard kids in the background look like they have a collective IQ of 120
Never fails to baffle me how religious United States is. Almost Middle East tier, except wrong religion.
Saying prayers before a race? Indy: 1F1: 0
AMEN _/\_
>>120305042Blow thousands of gallons of gas for absolutely nothing. I hope you motherfuckers are proud of yourselves...
Best national anthem at a Motorsport in ages. Man the pastor praid for NO RAIN
>>120306239fuck you germany, at least our gassing is real
I'm a sax man and that was easily the worst anthem I've ever heard.
>>120306256>praidWTF?
>>120306239Yes we are
>>120306239yes. >>120306256trace atkins dropping bars more dense than a thousand pounds of lead at the daytona 500 this year was based
Nice praying americans.
>>120306283Oh please that was much better than hearing someone put their own spin on the national anthem
>>120306283Why he decide to hold that note so long he lose tune?
Please help penis hard what do
>>120306377think of nekkid grandma
>>120306239This is obv bait but imagine believe these sporting events have any global impact lol
>>120306203The USA is a theocracy. They don't even realize it themselves. What do you think the whole muh-abortion stuff is all about?
>>120306239Maybe stop importing so much gas yourselves. Especially you know from where.
>>120306339Which is exactly what he did and it was awful. Losing pitch, missing notes, horrible tempo. That was a trainwreck.
>>120306407> USA is a theocracy
I forgot how hueg those 2015 aero kits were.... god they were hideous
>>120306407Theocracy with a constitutional restriction on law respecting establishments of religion. Indeed.
>>120306377Checked
>>120306399reminds me of when a bunch of retards tried to cancel the canadian grand prix because of muh emissions and it was proven that the emissions were the same as like an hour in rush hour traffic
Why doesn't IMS t1 get the same hate as Portland t1? It's the same and results in just as much chaos
>>120306407yeah a jewish theocracy retard
>>120306501Thank you
>>120306510Portland way worse. Goes from an airport runway to nothing. At least Cleveland went from airport runway to airport runway.
>>120306510Portland t1 isn't a real corner
Reminder: these rain tires are 3 years old
>>120306510Portland can have a "go straight" option. Here there's none.
wish they had a race with this layout, desu
>>120306598It's literally a wide straight into a 90° turn. We see it plenty of places, just like here.
Who's that nigga?>>120306628It sucked.
>indy is also cunny posting
So did any of the crypto sponsors pull out yet?
The implicit "fuck the kings" in doing this command lol
>>120306670basketball player for the Indiana pacers, desu
>>120306649No, it's an abomination placed in the middle of a straight
>>120306628I just fixed the layout
>>120306704Crypto is far from crashing yet.
>>120306510Where are you finding people who give a fuck about either
>>120306724this actually seems based
>>120306649The chicane part of it fuck's everything up. At least in Indy, going around the outside is an option. At Portland there is 1 lane apex to apex. If you don't bully in t1 you will lose 10 places. At Indy you will lose 3-4 being nice.
>>120306721>Chicane>AbominationLmao go watch drag racing if you can't stand changing direction
>>120306747Sure anon
>>120306749Literally this thread
JPM will be at Mid Ohio tomorrow lol
Hope the cuckpit screen fails badly today.
>>120306453>50000 members in the whole USAThis graphic was proudly presented by your local televangelist to keep you afraid of the muh-evil and the muh-endtimes.
>>120306747yeah, sure.same as russia invading you once more.
One Pablo Montoya
video games and anime
>>120306865Two Pablo Montoya
>>120306724>no crossover
>>120306865He speaks about not driving anything like these cars for 5 years. Probably forgot that he tried it last year and failed as badly.
GREEN!
>>120306875Three Pablo Montoya
>clean through t1unexpected
>>120306934
Power wtf happened.....
LOLd hard at Power dealing with NG.
>penske
PATOOOOOOOOOOOOThis dude so fucking good
Don't they have any helmet cams? I want to see the inside of the aeroscreen
>>120307025McLs cheat (low fuel)
YEEEEEEEEEEES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is mclaren using a wet set up? power mentioned they have their car prepared for dry
>Herta on slicsOh boy
Herta will autistically screw up with the slicks.
this is fucking kino
>>120307074They actually have, but TV direction sucks (it's a tradition).
>Daly losing like 3 seconds a lap
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Herta............this is not going to end well
>>120307100kek, hes slipping and sliding
so no penalty for tossing newgarden off the track... thats fucking lame
There it is
>hurta
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH
This is going to be a meme race
>WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH
BASED
>>120307099Who TF are you?! :D
its extremely puzzling to me that f1 has 100000 times the viewership of this. this is far more high energy and entertaining and is completely based on the actual driver skills against eachother
based herta
K-KANSEI DORIFTO?
Love Pato but man Herta is so based
Everybody knows that Herta will have his OUTism moment, right?
MULTI RACING LINE DRIFT
spaghetti
KWAB
Kino
Based meme race
that was legitimaitely fucking awesome
>palouthis fucking race man, and we're only on lap 6
>parking it in the middle of the track
Palou and KK in sync spin. Muh boyas :(
..........holy shit
What is he doing? KEK he came onto the track just to stop in the middle
>>120307180V. Bashmakov, reincarnation of tsar Nicolas II
lmfao this is amazing. fuck palou die die die die DNF DNF DNF DNF and kirkwood... good riddance
>Avoids beaching in the grass>Gets back on the track>StallsGod really doesn't want him to win another title
MEME RACEEMERACE
>>120307280I don't think anyone wants that
big ole tank slapper
>>120307139Rubin' is racing Formula One faggot
>>120307273>BashmakovSeriously?! (tips hat)
>kirkwoodliterally who?
>K>>I>>>N>>>>O
>>120306887I wanted monster straight into hairpin- no runoff, just concrete.
>>120307184Commercials vs commercial free
>Parking car in the middle of the trackKryle Busch is that you?
What if they make a right turn?
indycar 4 life bro
>>120307310/me slaps Most exciting rookie since ever.
Palou? washed
>>120307307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M
>>120307184Americans prefer Nascar, Europeans don't care about Americans, that's basically it.
>>120307310>>Kirkwood>literally who
>>120307336It's commercial free in Europe
Should i drink today?
>>120307350Intellectually way too demanding for burgers.
>>120307440I'm at the bottom third of my vodka bottle.
What happen? I put my kid to bed, come back to yellows and SC
>>120307350Now that would be just racist.
>>120307440don't be a day drinker, wait till evening
I’ll get a beer next commercial break
RAIN IN 20IN 20
>SHITTARDO??>>>>OUT>O'WARD???>>>>IN
> Sato P7How?! Anyway, BANZAI!
Unironically either drink first thing in the morning and then no more for the rest of the day, maybe a little in late afternoon, do not sleep inebriated it sets your body back too much
Daly bros...
>>120305170here, que chinge a su madre retardopato to eff juan next year
is power gonna win the championship by finishing 4th every race?
Sato P6!He still has it! #tears
I’ve got >3x 25 oz tall boys bud heavy >24x 12 oz hard seltzers Finna get lit
Conor Daly kek
Will this race be over before Cup qualifying at 5:30?
>>120305170as mexican as those irish pubs selling tacos
>>120307605>Cup qualifyingAnybody caring?
>>120307605Probably
>ericsson
>o-our strategy was to drop to the middle of the pack!Way to go
>>120307642Well he got spun earlier...But he'll come back and win when it starts raining again
snotty bros how we feeling?
>>120307440Yes
tatiana status?
>>120307684Status: kek
>>120307684As long as she doesn't destroy the equipment, she's fine. Nobody expects anything.
>FRITO LAY VARIETY PACKS ONLY $7.99
>kirkwood
>kirkwood again
Sato on NG! ^_____^
>>120307684more like tittyana
>weebgardennobody is having any regard for human life
>topsIf you shop there you deserve to die
>mass shooting
>Mass shooting breaking news interruption
wtf... interrupting muh race for a mass shooting?
OH NO NO NO
>stopswhat a cuck, gilles would have kept going
>>120307736>>120307747Feels bad, KK-bros.
Fuck you, NBC.I'm not in Buffalo; I don't care how many New Yorkers got shot.
>fucking 10 minute commercial break because of a "mass shooting" that was just a drive by
>>120307750Beautiful. Didn't just overtake him, but compromised his pace, so he gets swamped and contact with a rival
chadgardenchadbrosisters...
NG spun by McLol (team-mate). Oh.
https://castfree.me/embed.php?player=desktop&live=skysfor1goy-free english audio
>>120307777>>120307800>be american>have your sports interrupted by the daily mass shooting in your country
>>120307777>>120307780>>120307773>>120307800The whole thing glows. Check /pol/, apparently the guy was streaming it on twitch to 20 viewers and somehow nobody recorded it. And his manifesto references 4chan nearly every paragraph. Another plot to shut this place down.
>>120307800A couple gangbangers could shoot each other 2 miles from a school and cnn and nbc would say it’s a mass shooting at a school
chad sisters...
>>120307777Witnessed
>>120307865>And his manifesto references 4chan nearly every paragraph.dem this 4chan hacker!!!
>>120307865thankfully we're on 4channel
>>120307777Checked
Peacock didn't get interrupted
if anyone has a spanish/lat stream link somewhere pls link it, i would like to watch this with my dadthe telegram group got reported by the jews so i have no way to find decent ones anymore
>>120307684titty
scottybros we cant stop winning
>>120307784His brother raced in CART for three years, actually got a win despite shit equipment
>>120307777> less than a dozen bodies Nothingburger.
>>120307844just another day baby
>>120307184World championships simply have more of a following. Also the spec series puts off the technology autists
>>120307922Pee-COCK!
>>120307948i dont want to be that guy but isnt indy broadcasted on sports channels? how the fuck do you suddenly get interrumped by (((news)))?
>>120307941If it was a sandy hook, lad Vegas or pulse nightclub tier it would be news worthy desu
>veekay
CAWSHUNSBREEDCAWSHUNS
>>120307997NBC isn’t a sports channel, it would be like if they showed formula 1 on BBC
Hertabros when is he fucking it up again
>>120308052that's what they say
>>120307184>is completely based on the actual driver skills against eachotherYeah sure right totally dude
>>120307924it's on espn 2
>>120307997When they've been intentionally choking the energy and agricultural industries it helps to distract the people from time to time. All news will be talking about the shooting all week now.
>>120307997BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC
All I want is a Sato podium today.
Should I have another lasagna sandwich and finish my vodka?
>rain in phive
Rain actually incoming
>>120307184^^^This
>>120308148>lasagna sandwichA wot
one tall beer in, long way to go
>4893368747 lightning strikes in that storm cellIt's ogre.
This broadcast is interrupted by Checopost
>tapewe /turnleft/
>>120308170*bologna sandwichPlease excuse me, most of the vodka is gone.
>>120308196Chego :D
Are we gonna get a race done today? If the I’d be pretty pissed if the Bathurst 12hr wasn’t on rn
>>120308216Based and bologna-pilled
how will herta fuck it up today?
>>120308276it's over
>>120308055oh i thought it was like the na version of skysportsno wonder you cant barely watch vrooms that way>>120308098https://librefutbol.com/the arg(latam?) version doesnt have it, is it the taco/texas version or what
>>120308314refuses to pit for wets when it starts raining
vroom
>>120308246i think they declare a race official by half way (at least nascar does that), so worst cases scenario we're 15 laps from that
>>120308363Based
>>120308363BASED!
PATOBROS GIVE ME YOUR ENERGYYYYY
WTF? Felix is over 30 already?
>>120308337NBC is group of channels. They have NBC (main broadcast channel), CNBC (financial news), MSNBC (24/7 news), USA (basic cable), and a couple other smaller ones too I think. They also have the Peacock streaming service (since NBC's logo is a literal peacock). They used to have NBC Sports, which was a cable channel dedicated to sports, like an ESPN, but they closed it last year and moved their sports coverage to other channels, like NBC (for big events), USA, and CNBC (since there's no stock markets on the weekends).
Been a long time since I've watched Indy Car, but I'll hang out with you guys this afternoon. How's my favorite driver Justin Wilson doing?
>>120308417Eating grass through its roots.
TOTALPATOVICTORYYYY
>herta sounds like my 11 year old sonkek. these announcers rock
What's the distance for lightning where they shut it down? Because there are already loads of strikes happening within 10 miles of the speedway.
RAIN IN 40
.........is Jack Harvey actually, uh... good?
anyone else can't stand herta?
>>120308488PATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>120308516Yeah, he's like anti-Daly.
>>120308337right i forgot argentinian espn is a clusterfuck, all i know is that is on espn 2 here
>the storm clouds in the background of some of these shotspretty kinominous.
there's thunders in the area, no lightnings yet
THUNDER
Felix to win it. Imagine.
>>120308577kinolonimbus cloud
>Big Juan in 7thBASED
He'll find a way to screw it up
>rich kid surname driver getting gifted a win
Calderon to win it.
>>120308564nvm the site must be fucked or something, its on the good old cable tv again for some reasonalso the broacasting (((issues))) are only for nascar i believeindy is just usual "we broadcast it whenever we want" kikery just like f1
>out if fuel in the pits
>Dick's son
>Dixon>Kellett>Calderon in the lead
>Hey guys let's all spill our spaghetti at the same time
>>120308654No, really.
Wtf even is this race anymore?!?
CALDERON IN 2NDTHATS THE GOAT IF I'VE EVER SEEN IT
>>120308691Clusterfuck.
How tf did Rosenqvuist get ahead of Oward
Kino race
Kino meme race
CALDERON LEADS THE RACE
>Calderon 1stwtf manbros, did we get too cocky?
>>120308691Just an average day in Shindy
>>120308729Pato had a questionable stop
>indy drivers cant drive in the rain
TITIANA P1
W H Y D I D S H E P I T ? !
CALDERONBROS!
LMAO Indy and Bathurst keep getting SC at the exact same time wtf is this
IS THIS THE MASTERPLAN DIXONBROS???
>>120308482Herta still has baby voice desu
>>120308777Under caution is the best time to pit
>>120308777Out of fuel, so she doesn't end up like Dixon.
https://senernicautam.biz/cvatt_futbol.html?get=aHR0cHM6Ly9lZGdlLWxpdmUxMS1oci5jdmF0dHYuY29tLmFyL2xpdmUvYzZlZHMvRVNQTjJfQXJnL1NBX0xpdmVfZGFzaF9lbmMvRVNQTjJfQXJnLm1wZA==heres a clean no-ads link in spanish if anyone needs it (espn2 lat)a shame i cant find movistar deportes, its basically the spanish version of the arab stream
>>120308777If you pit after it goes yellow you go to dead fucking last.
>kino race>will instantly go red flag when raining hard enough and a yank in the lead
>>120308665>its on the good old cable tv again for some reasonit's to hype up the 500 i guess since all the previous races minus st pete were on star+>also the broacasting (((issues))) are only for nascar i believeyeah the rights went to fox mexico in the split, at least directv sports is retransmiting the mexican broadcast now
>if calderon stayed out and waited for the rain she'd have won the raceTop lel
>>120308875Probably didn't have the fuel to do it
Kinda mad that its looking like that rain is going to be strong enough to cause a red.
>>120308962Indy and Bathurst to go Red at the same time like every incident so far lol, just started pissing down at the mountain
>>120308962I live north of Indy. Rain was not so bad when it came through here.
>palou full wet setupits on
IT'S RAINING
>kirkwood 2nd
MCLEL
more spaghetti
>SPAM
RAIN IN NOW
>mclelen
>how much wing do you want brother >all of the wing
wtf
>>120308369Indycar doesn't have a halfway rule. Or at least it didn't in the 2016 rule book.This is all it says about rain.>If INDYCAR determines that there are time limitations due to weather, curfew, or otherwise, INDYCAR may move the start time of a Race, shorten the distance or time of a Race, set a maximum distance or time for a Race, or take such other actions as it deems appropriate.
> McLarensAXAXAXAXA!
are they acutally brain damaged or what
LOL KEK WTF LMAO ROFL
>absolute fucking state of McLel
Tatiana podium incoming
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
potatobros...
COME ON HERTA WIN SOMETHING YOU FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Who are your guys, guys?Me:KK > Sato, Felix, Palou, Power > others
Looks like Herta's getting the Mclaren seat next year
>>120309129That can very easily be interpreted as meaning they can red flag the race, end it and classify everyone based on their position
nice meme amerifrens
pls tell me theres such a thing as red flag for road courses
>rossi's callyeah, doubt that
Fuck indycar f1 is better anyways
how fucking kino would it be if this went the full 85. lets make it happen bros>>120309195would make f1 more entertaining having herta there to laugh at
>>120309208Why not?
>>120309214Kwab
>Normie family downstairs watching Eurovision Shame for them, they missing out on double stacked kino here with the Indy and Bathurst, prob be too much to wrap their heads around tho lol…….. still calling for simultaneous red flag
>>120309208red flag for rain*
>>120309129>A race can be declared official if half of the distance has been completed. That means in Saturday's 85-lap race, 43 laps must be completed before IndyCar can end the race and have official results. If the race has not reached halfway, the race can be completed on the next available dayt. indystar
>>120309214go back watching eurovision, paco.
Does the vortex theory not work in indy car?
>>120309258only works for turnleft races
at this point if we have a red and not enough daylight to restart its over
>Gimmie still hasn't spun todayAPOLOGISE
>Rain tyresWhy not call them wets? You could need them for standing water but it's not raining
> KK pittingFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUBut then, would I enjoy a red flag podium? No.
>still under safety car for no reason other than to manipulate the result lel, fuck america
They'd better not red flag this, this race has been kino
>>120309358Kinda this.
>>120309331because euros call them wets and euros are gay
>>120309331because theres no inters here i believe, only heavy rain equivalent of f1thats why most people didnt use them yet
>>120309358trying too hard nigel
no red flag bros. finish the race. storm is gone bros
/dixonwinslol/
>>120309379This isn't /Pol/ not everything needs to be a race based insult
>>120309358lel
that restart was nuts
>>120309358Why blame on malice what can be explained with incompetence>wasn't hear for the million lap yellow for a leaking hose at Nashville
>>120309429sorry fren didn't meant to offend you
>>120309440Saved
I'm still loling at Dixon
CAM ON GROSJEAN SCORE SOM FACKIN PODIUMS
This good. Me happy.
Ericsson.......
Imagine taking the wets
/me watching a fansubbed race for the first time
CHOCOLATE RAINsome stay dry others feel the painCHOCOLATE RAIN
> 1PM and Cauldron just outside top 10Noice.
>Tossi
>possi
ROSSI HAHAHAHAHAHA
> Lolssi
Has this race literally ever had actually good weather beside the year the year they fucked up the standing start
>tati's tittys are gonna get a top 10 in a road course before gimmie
>>120309246Having found the current rule book, it seems that there is a halfway rule for announcing the end of the race under red flag, but the other rule with no half distance speculation is still present.So theoretically a race could restart just before sunset and end before half the scheduled distance by decree.
>big john
grosjean isnt fucking around
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT JOHN
Ahahah, Crashean crashed out.
>>120309643Most series can call a race whenever the fuck it just affects the points payout.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK fucking arsehole Pagineut wanker
idiiiiiioooooooooot
My stream's so far behind that Grosjean hasn't even crashed yet kek
herta is the only andretti car left to get fucked
>WHAT AN IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>120309675But frankly, I'm scared about him being in the 500, dudes.
SON OF A CUNT
>just leave Johnson out on rains going pace car speed because it doesn't matterkek
Haha, classic jean
I always knew Frenchman like to get frisky but this is something else
>what an idiotttttttttttttttt! what an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!lmao
>>120309739hes learning every day bro
Romain more like smooth brain
Pato is inevitable
Unbelievable fucking bullshit. Indycar had every reason to go green but chose to stay under caution. Completely fucked Rossi.
>>120309816You have a bright future in making terrible Andretti strategy calls
Montoya is somehow in the top 10, what a race.
>>120309856Far from being over,m8.Meanwhile, 0.5L of vodka finally gone.
>OMG LET'S SHOW THE GROSJEAN AND RAHAL AT BARBER AGAIN
oh fuck i thought jack hawksworth and jack harvey were the same person
thats on harvey 100%, he forced him off the track
man i love how tough these cars are
Gra(ha)m, you cunt! You dared bitching about Crashean last race?!
JPM SURGE
Run from itDread from it Pato still arrives
montoya wants wets
gross john... bud... you need to win a fucking race my man
>>120309318you jinxed him faggot
>gimmie
>GIMMIEFUCKING HELL
>>120305042JIMMY NO!!!!
>>120309929100% quintessentially basedAlso Jimmie is inevitable spin as well
>gimmie>gimmie>gimmie>gimmie>gimmie>gimmie>gimmie
>both John's aroundNEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
Yes, yes, JJ, finally!
>>120309932I almost forgot he was in this race the sneaky hispaniard
Gimmiebros...
>>120309318Lel, all by himself no cars in sight front or behind
>gimmieShould've stayed in Nascar kek
jimmy johnson was in this race? wtf?
LLUVIA
Any other backmarker shitter would have been parked by now
someone put possi on suicide watch
>>120310029He's racing Indycar starting this season.
>GainbridgeI love it when cars greentext
>>120310074good god
>interesting race>won by hertashame
>>120310055*last season
>I don't know how closeso fucking close Herta was an entire corner ahead of him you stupid alcoholic cunt
>>120310074KEK!>>120310067Gainbridge reminds me of Gainsborough for some reason.
It's ogre. GG, m8s.
BASED PENSKE CREW
lmao everyone switching tires as the cars are coming down pit lane
Autistbros...
classic herta choke incoming
Autism time
>>120310194this race is utter chaos lol
last digit is how many laps until herta spins on slicks
>oward nearly spinning it in pitlaneKek
eveyrone went for slicks this time? not a insgle one picked wets?
GET ON WITH IT
Why does Mclaughlin's car look so fucking mongoloided
Herta's teasing the crash already
i would have gone for wets because i'm a pussy
Is the track wet with rain? Or marinara....Cause I'm seeing a lot of spaghetti spilled
this is great. crazy conditions for a race
Fucking hell veegay stop extending the caution
>they're pitting againHow many have they made so far? Lmao
>The sky about to fall on their heads>Everybody picks slicksMasterminds at work here at Indy
>tfw afk for a mindid they pit again or what
Can Oward win?
>>120310362
>>120310393O'No
How many green flag laps have there been today?
>>120310393Is he still on slicks? I can't hear I'm trackside at mid Ohio rn
>>120310393no, indycar are making sure herta wins for some reason
>switch to slicks; track becomes too wet>switch to wets; track becomes too dry>switch to slicks; track becomes too wet>switch to wets; track becomes too dry
>>120310420kino
>cars running under green>vortex.exe>gimmie spins>vortex.exe is not responding
HERTA
>>120310393>STILL ON SLICKS
>>120310420the climate machine is going wild today
I went to the one and only Indy Grand Prix of Louisiana.Shit was so cash, ghey-ass race control aside.
Ameribros, this race was really fun but this looks like a shitshow compared to an F1 race. Are they predicting rain with a shaman or what?
C'mon, stop it already, embarrassing.
HERTA'S TEASING ITHERE IT COMES
>>120310420Mother nature guaranteeing pure >K>>I>>>N>>>>O
TIME LIMIT
>>120310487indycar teams don't believe in rain
>checkeredit's OVER
>>120310420I was going to make a "imagine some sort of hybrid compound, perhaps called an intermediate" joke, but honestly the lack of it is making this spicy and exciting
>>120310478Very underrated race.-----McLol wins.JPM top 10.LMAO.
It said checkered on the screen...
>>120310487Midwest weather is amongst the world's most unpredictable.
Don't mess with fat John and his Andretti money bags
Fat John wtf are you playing atSLICKS>SLICKSSLICKS
>19 minute countdown in the pilonare we time certain?
>checkeredsluuuuuuuuuuurp
No checkered, is getting into EVERY MAN BY HIMSELF area with the countdown on.
>>120310567there's my answer i guess
Green flag racing? Never heard of it.
>Let everyone pick their tires>TIMED RACE NOW LADS
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 spin 8 laps of safety car
What? Checkers but no the race finish?> McLol spinsFucked up.
Grojean to bin it or win it, I’m betting
ayy lmao
/Pato/bros is we making it
this is getting retarded
>snootyOh shit!
>>120310652+++++++++++++
FFS JUST GOOOOOOOOOOOO
SPIN TO WIN
what a fucking meme race
>mclaughin'
That was a great recovery, had the presence of mind to just j-turn it back around
How many fucking laps of caution for a fucking spin under caution WTF
>GREEN GREEN GREEN>Spin corner 1>Yellows and SC for 15 mins Checkem
MCSPIN
>timed race>force P2 and down to slowly watch their chance of winning slip away under yellow
>snooty
>snotty
mclol again?
>>120310716Genius move by Mclaren to guarantee that Pato win
I should've gone to bed. (Not)
SCOTTY DON'T
ugh scotty bros
LET'S GOOOOO. ANOTHER 10 LAPS OF CAUTION FOR A FUCKING SPIN
>>120310716Ok no digits but I called it
>>120310680AXE APPROVES!
Whose dick is off?
There is no way this is ending under green
COM AWN U SUCKAS
Aaaaaaaaand we're done
>JPM p6Hahahahaha
>Lapped cars will be moved to the back
what happens if they reach time limit under yellow? they add 1 extra lap ?
O ward is gonna crawl himself into the podium
Why are all of these teams acting like it's an exhibition race and throwing away good points? I'd expect that for a team like Rossi's, but McLaughlin is in the points right.
We've got 12 minutes for Herta to bin it
I don't understand why there's gotta be this many laps under caution when nothing perilous is going on
> Next race is the 500Ooooo.
>>>ANOTHER CAUTION
>>120310839He's going to make a Lando in Russian GP
Can we rain delay and finish under green?
PATO NO
>WE'RE FUCKED, RIGHT?
I want to lol but I have no mouth.
CAM ON JUAN SNAB A TOP 5
>we're fucked right?
>>120310872Good take
They should have just red flagged it for an hour a while back at least we could still have had a race, guess lards can’t do that for MUH ADVERTS
AYY KWABLMAO
>"SO WE'RE FUCKED RIGHT"EXCUSE THE LANGAUGE MY VIRGIN AMERICAN EARS
I HEARD THE F WORD
PATOOOO STEAL THE PODIUM CAME ONNNNNNNN
Grosjean's still on slicks, he's about to make Bahrain look like a fucking joke
>puro pinche
FUCK FUCK FUCK
It's kinda awesome.
>1 championship lead please
It's impressive just how fucking retarded race strategy in this series is
5 minutes for Herta to crash...
Kino Sato-sama
herta will NOT win
Is it over Patobros....
i hate to say it but they might want to call this
>herta gifted winthis an absolute farce, well done americans
>montoya
Oh man.... JPM
It's Over
Nooooooooooo! D:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK
>single juan
>jpmIT'S OVER
oh no, juan pls
> That's all, folks!Welp.
That fuck cocaine snorting fuck, all you have to do is NOT crash. One thing we ask
They aren't complaining about the screen because they wouldn't be able to see jack shit anyways
congrats to herta
Pato bros, we made the wrong call today
Awesome shit show.
>Montoya oh deer
It's over
rain wins dont count my man
#AutismWins
herta got outchoked today
Herta deserved this. Feel bad for Pato.
why does scot dixon's car remind me of the F1 2009 renault car
>>120311390It doesn't. You're retarded
>power is leading the championshipbased
>>120311424Indeed.
Sweet Jesus that's a lotta liquid.
That race was kino and I don't give a fuck if you think it wasn't. Everyone got fucked at least twice, no strategy survived from the start
Jesus.... fuck that water looks disgusting
is that >american rain or was it something on the track
>>120311507It's true. With ten minutes to go you had no idea if the winner would be the leader or the guy sitting stalled backwards who could get lucky if the weather suddenly changed
> Next race is the 500See ya.
>>120311511wow even the rain in America has lard in it
based juncos top 10
>>120311550>not watching qualifying next weekendngmi
>he gave Firehawk a fist bumpBased.
>>120305420Decent...
>>120311667>FirehawkWhere are the grid girls? We can't have them in /f1/ because sex is sexist, surely the land of the free can ditch some shitty mascot to have ass'n'tiddies
>>120307372>Americans don't care about EuropeansFTFY
>>120305042Lame
>hot mic on herehttps://manifest-gce-us-east1-production.cfcdn.mux.com/an4l4zM7oaNwOb9TnXCzadSDyfTFbhEgH8kLtIXpKS00jsILTAkZU01gwoespH1jxX01O00rS8e8xWd8GFRi8jty001Dj00hUC3pgMAHoVeZnRudA/rendition.m3u8?cdn=cloudflare&exclude_pdt=false&expires=1652641980&live=1&skid=default&signature=NjI4MTUwYmNfZDIwNzY1ZmEyOGFmMzMxYTY3MTVjZWUxNzY4ZjdhMDIyN2E5MTMwYjdhN2ExNDY0ZmY2Nzc2YzI0ZjNhMzA1NQ==
>>120312726I think they ended the stream now. :(
>>120306407Nobody gives a shit. It's just jews stirring up shit to make the bottom 3% of christcucks forget that jews control everything kga0k
>>120306239It's ethanol, you dumb kyke.
