Rendeiro didn't kill himself.

Rendeiro The Slut of Westville sub-edition

PORTO

>>120275574
MERDA

>>120275659
Wrong, that’s sporting, chud.
TUDO A SALTAR
TUDO A SALTAR
SPORTING É MERDA
SPORTING É MERDA

>>120275863
This
Sporting is the turd, Benfica is the asshole, other leagues are the toilet

>>120275353
Lame

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>Her: You really love sports anon,do you support any club?
>Me: Yes, I support SLB
>Her: What's that?
>Me: sporting lixboa E benfica
>Her: (...)
>Me: just joking lol I'm a Porto Chad
>Her: ahah, I love you so much anon
>Me: me too
Rate

>>120276166
The correct answer is tractor fc, and you dont even watch football. Being a Porto fan(or a sperding/boifica) is a sign that you are either not into sports or you sell/consume drugs

>>120276166
I love girls in bodysuits god damn

>>120276166
>porto
>chad
that's an oxymoron lol

good morning wagies

Why is the Portuguese league so shit. Paços getting beat at home by literally Benfica B

>>120277458
what's wrong with having a shit league?

>>120277458
This is the last game of the season, they’re not playing for anything, otherwise even benficuck A would lose to the mighty Pacos

Benficabros not like this

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Imagine the memes when Casa Pia gets promoted

>>120278616
ferro rodrigues already has a season ticket

Henrique Araújo is so fucking good
I hope FS is not sleeping on him

https://youtu.be/0bI5DEiCLlo
What's the deal with this guy, why is he such a cuck

Vitinha looks so much better than the barca twinks who pass sideways, but only Halal and Liverpool are linked with him, how come?

>>120285185
Because they do not watch our league

/tugão/:
>you should support your local club you know it’s fucking pathetic to support one of the big 3 you glory hunters
Also /tugão/:
>Porto is a regional club there are Portistas only in Porto
lmao I love to watch people seethe at Porto, this season has been glorious

>>120281174
>plays a meaningless game and scores
>OMG HE SHOULD BE CALLED UP TO THE NATIONAL TEAM!!!!!

>>120290830
No one supports sperding expecting glory though, right? kek

>>120285185
I wish they would just let him stay a couple more seasons, dude is one of the best centre mids I’ve seen here

Benficucks, Svilex is going to Roma. What are you doing to thank him for his service? After all, he was your GK in that CL record breaking season where you achieved the feat of scoring zero (0) points in the group stage, and he played some games so I think he deserves a good send off.

>>120291427
Doesn't he have a cheap release clause? Like 20 million euro or something? Or was it his old contract?

>>120291970
That was the clause Wolves had in his loan to buy him, his release clause is 40M.

https://youtu.be/QbP493daqzM

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Seriously, how did Sporting manage to choke a league with pic related?

>>120294236
Who tf is that guy?

>>120291831
Wasn’t he also the best goal scorer in the team with some own goals?

>https://www.abola.pt/nnh/2022-05-14/santa-clara-volte-face-na-renovacao-mario-silva-sai-dos-acores/940986
RIP Santa Clara, it was Nice knowing you, go take your shitty stadium somewhere else (this isn't because of the coach,it's because of shitty administration)

>>120294652
I wish they’d go down, fucking shit logo just grinds my gears, same with Farense

>>120291831
What happened? I thought that Porto was the only club who let their players leave for free…

It's time for the relegation battle, choose you fighter now, out of Tondela, Moreirense and B Sad

>>120295130
Tondela to the playoffs. Sá Pinto and BSAD deserve to lose

Whether they win the playoffs depends on the Cup final

>>120295130
Tondela to stay because of diversification causes

>>120295130
can't wait to see moreirense and not-belenenses fuck off for good

>Varela played for FC Porto B yesterday
FUCK YOU, CONCEIÇÃO, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! FUCK OFF AND FUCKING DIE!

Bros, Conceição said he might go next season, I have no doubts Real madrid, Bayern, Barcelona and Manchester united and city are in a bidding war for him...

>>120296103
When did he say that, you fucking retard? He will stay and you’ll keep watching him win.

>>120296103
Only reason I don't want him to leave now is because I can't remember anyone who could take over right now.

Moreirense is so winning this, already 2x0.
It's up to Tondela now.

VIZELA, WTF!?

TONDELABROS, WE BACK!

OH NO NO NO NO SÁ PINTO SISTERS...

press S to spit on BSAD and Moreirense

>>120296103
kek, who actually believes he's going anywhere? he's a shit coach, he'll stay in tugão for years and become porco's most titled coach.

>>120296885
>he’s a shit coach
No other coach would have done what he did in Porto. I see him going to Inter next, but for me he is exactly what PSG need.

Tondela had a good run, they overachieved, for a small town from the interior, they did better than expected. Campomaiorense for example didn't last so many years

the absolute state of tondela

RIP tom dela

>>120298330
Why’d you have to jinx it?

>>120297454
all he has is muh passion and "rassa de dragoum". he's a football terrorist like simeone.

B-BETTER THAN PESEIRO AND TONI!

We laugh at
>centro
Population:
>2million
Teams in primeira
>0

Who is Moreirense losing the play-off to?

>>120300508
If they play casa pia they win is my bet.
Others is 50/50

that Mateus blooter in the Liga 3 final, holy shit

>>120300508
keys

Good morning

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>BTFO Boca Juniors in Libertadores
> 1st place in Brasileirão
tugão were right all the time

Finally Tondela gets relegated. Good riddance. Every season they somehow manage to stay in the last minute.

Do you like the Portugal song?

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>>120300358
Delet this

TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE TORREENSE

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congratulations on winning the FA Cup Portobros

how many porcos stabbed tonight?

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>how many porcos stabbed tonight?

>>120307847
nice portrait of the average porto supporter

why isn't Malatto narrating?
What are we paying him for?

>>120306513
do we only produce ballads in this god forsaken country?

>>120308166
We need more affirmative action and female empowerment

>>120307929
That's the face when the knife goes in

>>120305157
Based

midul bros...

Is living in Coimbra as comfy as it looks?

>>120311349
No. Hot as fuck. Massive hill to climb. Third world sanitation

>>120306513
Meh. The main singer gets btfo'd by the chorus.

>>120311729
the chubby side kick is cuter

>>120311614
Bet it's better than Lixboboa and Porco metro areas

>>120311349
Way too many gypsies for my liking

>>120315513
Really? What about the surrounding areas. Lousã etc.

>>120317226
Idk, I went to Coimbra many times for treatments and yeah, you can see them everywhere.
Bairro do Ingote is their gettho basically.
Heard nurses and docs talking about them many times, for stuff like stabbings and beatings, they would always say " Aposto que foi ciganada", so I imagine it's quite bad.

Rafael Ramush just called a player macaco

>>120319190
Who is Rafael Ramos?

>Rui Rio still living rent free on Pintones head
He should stop crying, because they only receive fc portos football team, they dont receive any other porto team of any other sport.

>>120319707
Corinthians purê blood Portuguese fullback

>>120290964
they unironically do and thats why theyre the most pathetic fanbase in the country

For me, it's Fábio Cardoso

>>120300358
its called Beira
but im still laughing kek

>>120319190
based

>>120311349
its unironically an empty town without all the trashy students and its even more dirty than lisbon

>>120321424
football is the only relevant sport and Boavista hasnt won anything in 20 years
if Salgueiros got promoted this year im sure they would be recieved in the city hall, as the club and municipality have been working together a lot

Hey /tugão/ just got back from Aliados, no one stabbed, just my sobriety again

>>120327518
Why do people celebrate twice? It doesn't make sense the second time

>>120328720
Because the league only gave the trophy today

>>120327518
For me, it's Vitinha and Uribe because they looked at me

Bump

>>120319190
There's nothing wrong with being a macaco so what's the problem?

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>>120338049
This. We are all monkes

morning Liga 2 kino incoming

>Leixões 0-2 Casa Pia already
GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE GEESE

>>120339363
n-no

hello, after watching Luis Diaz for Liverpool, I want to know should I watch your league??

>>120339674
Come back next year lad, it's over.

Fucking Leixões getting raped by the pedophiles, go fuck yourselves!

Hope Moreirense loses to Chaves in the playoffs, and, next season, they go up alongside Penafiel and Trofense, while Casa Pia, Marítimo and Santa Clara fuck off

>>120339859
ya seethe lmao

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it's been an honour frens.we might lose all th matches, but the meme has become too powerful, shan't be shilling next season
on my way to Largo do Rato to party

GEESE
Congratulations from a Benfica fan

>>120340527
Can Casa Pila play at Pina Manique?

Is Casa Pia the most surprising team ever in Primeira ever?
Or was it Riopele?

>>120340527
Why largo do Rato of all places?

>>120341313
Riopele was more surprising. Casa Pia started the league iirc

But the most surprising were either Arouca, Tondela ir Moreirense

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Congratulations Casa Pia for the promotion. Let the memes begin

Casa Pia has fewer supporters than Moreirense
Clown league

>>120342044
They got potential but they need to change their name

>>120342044
That surprises me, I'd imagine former students would support them

>https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B3nio_Roquete
Well, that's what I call an extraordinary life

The image of a noble and honourable Porto was lost forever. The dignified and educated people from Foz were "swallowed up" by a new class, from the riverside and social housing estates, known as Portistas and Dragões de Oiro, who represent the current citizens of Porto. Poor Porto...

Why didn't /tugão/ celebrate B sad relegation?
Fucking plastic haters the lot of you

>>120342493
Fozeiros are cancer and deserve the rope

>>120342570
*deserve the knife

All night long, you're the queen of the night, hang in there with this one, Casa Pia's rabanadas let loose, break free, spread the wings of the dream have the whole future to savor. There is nothing better after a nightmare to be able to wake up! I'll kiss, I'll dance, I'll hum hum until I get tired, all night, all night!

>>120342044
pls tell me who you support

>>120342818
Chaves

>>120342872
based, only northern team I support

>>120342872
ok. i think you have worst things to worry about like why did your players bottle it on purpose

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>>120342610
based

luv payass
luv benstay
luv house sink
simple as

FCP has to be aware that it is, nowadays, among the few that still resist, the biggest bastion of resistance to "statism" and "centralism".
It is not by chance that the "Court Oligarchs" of the Capital of the Empire use all means and take advantage of all opportunities to mobilise the Media at their service against the FCP.
It is not by chance that the army of "cartilleros" and "avenados" that populate our "televisions", make "hysterical" appeals to the intervention and tutelage of the State (nationalization) in the "things" of football.
They would really like to go back to the Salazar times, when, according to the Regulations, only Lisbon clubs could preside the FPF.
They really want to use the State, and State Power, to destroy the "autonomous organization" of the Football Clubs and, by that way, "domesticate" FCP and protect the clubs of the Empire's Capital.
In truth, what they want is to follow the "statist" and "centralist" policies adopted in other areas of political-economic activity, which have condemned us to underdevelopment but have been very effective in destroying all the bastions of political, economic and social autonomy and have guaranteed a good "financial return" to the "Court Oligarchs" leaning on the "central power".
It is not by chance that the "oligarchs" of the financial/banking sector have actively supported, with financing and debt forgiveness, the clubs of the Capital of the Empire.
They cannot stand a winning FCP, which challenges the "superiority" of the Capital of the Empire.

>>120343162
Reeks of Portal dos Dragões

>tfw literally every single ban i've gotten this year came from posting on /tugão/
do we have a resident report schizo?

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>>120340527
I made that lazy edit and I had saved it for this moment where I would post the following words:
>Isn't it funny? You know, when I came here 3 years ago and I said that we wanted to lead a campaign to bring the GEESE to Tugão, you all laughed at me!
>Well, I have to say you're not laughing now, are you?

>>120340860
Seems they'll be playing at Jamor. What a joke.

>>120328720
1st time was better, but lifting the cup in the city all is too kino

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>>120339674
ignore >>120339768
there cup final kino next week

>>120341390
ps headquarters

>>120342511
we did
i did at least
but i was at the stadium, not posting here

>>120343162
absolutely based post
good job lad

>>120344552
congrats paedo
have fun celebrating, but not with kids

>>120342511
tondela was relegated too, that meme team bought by flameme staff.

>>120344552
thank you for your service brother

>>120346537
they were never bought

>>120346412
We're all LARPing, Casa Pia has no fans irl
It's crazy how clubs like these reach the top flight without much hindrance.

>>120346690
i thought they were? i guess it was just speculation then.

O Casa Pia ainda vai trazer muitos dissabores aos corruptos do norte...

>>120343552
Yes the racist chuds always report posts they dont like, I wonder if gruno still posts here

>>120347386
If this is true, it's a new low for the racist chuds

>>120347386
a couple of my bans were because of racism so idk about that kek

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For the lower league enjoyers, Leiria vs Alverca is on. Alverca is up 0-1.

First leg was a 1-1 draw.

>Fábio Cardoso, formado no Benfica, alinha com Otávio em cântico insultuoso para as águias (vídeo)

>Depois da festa com o povo, nos Aliados, alguns jogadores do FC Porto terão prosseguido em suas casas, na madrugada deste domingo, a comemoração da conquista do título nacional, e houve quem partilhasse esses momentos mais 'íntimos'.

>Foi o caso de Otávio, que fez um direto na sua conta de Instagram onde surge pelo menos com Manafá e Fábio Cardoso (os jogadores que é possível ver nas imagens) a entoar um cântico insultuoso para com o Benfica.

>Um momento particularmente polémico porque Fábio Cardoso fez toda a formação no Benfica, sem esquecer que Otávio é jogador da Seleção Nacional.

>Veja o vídeo

Repugnante

Varzim sisters...

>>120348188
That video should be offered to Fernando Santos, for much less a Portuguese was arrested yesterday in Brazil. I am ashamed of this guy playing in my country's national team. And if the portista president of our rotten Federation has some shame left in him, he must remove these Brazilians Pepe and Otavio from the National Team before they contaminate our Portuguese players.

>>120346537
I can't shit on Tondela cuz I know the owner of the stadium bar IRL. Hes a good lad, but now that Tondela got relegated he can once again sell alchool in the stadium so I bet hes happy.

Leiria players are arse bleeding kek

>>120348188
based
post link

>>120348311
Worst of days

>>120348188
>Implying Benfica players never did the same.
Grow a spine faggots

>3a liga final was yesterday apparently
>absolutely no media talk about it
>match was in Oeiras, so no Oliverense fans were there
>only around 6k fans because of this
what a soulless shit and corrupt country this is

>>120348763
They actually reacted quite well to Alverca's second goal. Could have score the 3 goals they need in this half only.

>>120348790
https://videos-fms.jwpsrv.com/0_6281d94d_0x383b396b8e513e6357ea966b163a5c26805bed56/content/conversions/vsL7u16Y/videos/l4HZYGAV-7412050.mp4

>>120348881
literally all clubs insult their rivals
but moors think they are too special

>>120349086
who is the cute next to the judas?

>>120349086
completely based
shame they didnt start many chants themselves at aliados yesterday

>>120348311
poveiros unironically on suicide watch
>main rivals win their league and go up while they relegate
kwab

>>120346294
well fuck, I've been there hundreds of times and never noticed their HQ was there

>>120346537
it was never finalized. The current investor is a former Getafe player, David Belenguer. or at least it was him and he sold the club recently

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>>120349074
that match doesn't matter for shit, they're both already promoted

>>120348763
How is it that Leiria for the last 5 or maybe even 10 years keeps fucking up their promotion in the last matches? jesus christ, that club is cursed

>>120349598
and Porto and sporting both get free qualification for cl, but Porto won the league title
a trophy always matters

>>120349074
6k is an excellent number for paid tickets in the 3rd tier, specially in a neutral venue.

>>120349761
it matters if it's the first division. otherwise, who cares, seriously. If your team has 10 Tugão2 titles, it means you've been relegated 10 times

>>120349821
its fucking nothing in a 40k stadium
if they wanted a big venue the match shouldve been in Leiria, it's pretty much in the middle
also tickets were 1€

>>120347386
What? This is exactly the opposite. It’s the Brazilian janny who bans us for anything and everything, he hates Portugal, I don’t know why since he’s an immigrant. Speaking of which, he hasn’t posted here in a while, do you guys reckon he is a benficuck or a smersinguista?

>>120350277
think he might be a porquista. some macacos in my highschool class in lixoboa started bandwagoning porco when they arrived since it was the in form club at the time

...and it's another choke for Leiria. KWAB

>>120350229
Moving the match to Leiria wouldn't make much difference in the attendance numbers. Oliveirense brought about as many people to Jamor as they did to Leiria when they faced UDL.

But as the other anon mentioned, outside the first division, securing a promotion spot is far more important than being champion, and both teams were already promoted. Winning the championship is just a bonus.

>>120350880
this is a final, not a regular league match
and it makes all the difference driving an extra hour or hour and a half when you have to return late at night
also with these fuel prices is makes a difference

>>120348188
B A S E D
>>120348358
Back to Abola you go

>>120351247
>not a regular league match
That league match in Leiria is where Oliveirense secured their promotion spot. It was decisive for them. If they had lost, they would be the ones playing Alverca today.

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bigtug seething

>casa Pia is in Bairro da Boavista, in the Freguesia of Benfica
Ok

Imagine what CP AC would to to BSC Young Boys...

>>120351633
fake club wins fake sport
so what?

>>120351324
fair enough

The girl under Viena, Porto’s mascot is a 20 year old cutie, I’ll post pics when I get them

>>120353056
Please hurry up, I'm going to bed soon

Bump

>>120350277
No it's not everytime I call these retards out I get warnings and got "perma" banner for making fun of the retards living off his parents' properties

José Vilaça are you here? Why are you posting /pol/ stats in Publico's Facebook posts?

>>120353056
still waiting lad

>>120360026
post pics or links