SUPER RUGBYRound 13>Friday 13 May 19:05 Highlanders v Western Force, Forsyth Barr Stadium 21:45 Brumbies v Crusaders, GIO Stadium >Saturday 14 May 16:35 Fijian Drua v Moana Pasifika, CommBank Stadium 19:05 Blues v Queensland Reds, Eden Park 21:45 NSW Waratahs v Hurricanes, Leichhardt Oval >Sunday 15 May16:00 Melbourne Rebels v Chiefs, AAMI Park
>>120259018>Leinster v. ToulouseShould be the final, tbqh.
Going to Blues Reds tmrw ladsI'll be in the Harbour jersey in the north stand if you want your jaw deleted
Might go to the Shield game tomorrow, will have to watch the coconut bash replay
>>120259003who are these brave wahine toa?
>>120261139Local rugby lasses m8
Did anyone watch the Wallaroos games this week? I did for the first time. I was shocked to learn that they haven't played a game in almost 3 years, and half their players were uncapped. One player became the highest ever capped Wallaroos with I think 24 caps. Meanwhile the England forward pack has almost 500 caps. No wonder the SH women are getting massively outclassed.
nice blog faget
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>>120259882i will drop as many cunts in a harbour shirt as needed to ensure you get yours
>>120262101yep i'm thinking based
cumgayders will lose
>>120262248if the brosaders lose I will donate $20 to charity
>>120262391if they lose women's refuge will need all the help they can get
>Sky Sport NZ lists the Force coach incorrectly
>>120262632>coach is that forgettable
102nd in the world lads
uni is back, so there should be some good zoo slags
>BOK for this bottom of the table clash>probably Doleman or Berry for the classic Brumbies v Crusaders
WTF I thought red v blue was tomorrow night
reminder that sam gilbert is a meathead
>BOK unsighted to illegal Highlanders turnover>"ball was out ball was out"
>>120262727>>120262780why do you bother watching?
okeefe is a pompous prick
Bitch Cunt is a shit.
Not at all sure the Highlanders were back 10m from the scrum
This is match fixed.
They already took the holding on penalty, what the fuck?
>>120262934Nvm was just a brain benoqueef
Wtf? He's penalised because the crowd ran away with the ball? Don't they have ball boys?
On my way home now, shall be posting about the game VERY soon.
>>120262997don't bother its shithouse
Hard to be a >2m guy in the modern game
>JUST A YELLOWWhy did oqueef say this like he was being a good cunt for only giving him a yellow?doesnt he know we hate cards?
clear red just to make it interesting
is super rugby on free to air tele in australia
>>120263091>in NZ to a NZ teamIt's just a yellow, sorry about this guys>In NZ to an Aus teamIt's a clear red, you have to change your tactic you dirty mongrel >>120263109One game a week from memory, usually Saturday evening.
>>120259003>hand in pit Wew
who is the daly cherry evans of rugby union
>>120263137roger tuivasa sheck
>>120263137I duno, is he a playmaker? What's he known for? We don't have anyone who pisses in their own mouths sadly.
>>120263150>doesnt piss on himself for funbet you dont eat ass either lmaooooo
if union wasn;t against professional leagues in the 20th century it would be the biggest sport in australia and the world
Where were you when bitch cunt had his super rugby contract torn up?
>>120263167if your mother had testicles she'd be your father shut up you fat cunt
>>120263202>>120263167>aussiesno surprises there
>paul titoabsolutely kino, i support the force now
That Force assistant coach looks suicidal
>>120263306NEED to see the zoo slag in the based Super 12 Highlanders jersey
>heem some cunt in the head and score over himSeen this before from NZ sides
>>120263306would, definitely would, would, would, would
why are there so many wimmin in the crowd sports r 4 boyz
this game is so mind numbingly boring
Based coconut loves his mum
>>120263584the new head high laws are the worst thing that has happened to rugby in the last 30 years
>>120263733Absolutely no doubt
>the commentators are piling on
force winning the story currently
>implying he intentionally created head-to-head contact fuck this shit so much
>trying to ruin Kahui's face like that
>>120263828He went in upright, if you tackle upright you are always reckless according to the law
>>120263853i dont agree with the new laws, so why the fuck would that convince me that its not a dumb decision?
Gonna have to play with 12 now>>120263864It's a correct decision under a dumb law
>https://www.nzrugby.co.nz/about-nzr/contact-us/what should i say to NZRFU about the head high laws?
>>120263871Specifically mention that Charlotte needs to take a look at the communications around it.
What a fucking disaster>you have a hooker ready to go but because he's playing prop tonight you have to instead go down to 12 and play uncontested
lmao it takes rugby 5 minutes to sort out something that leaguechads do 10 times a game
>>120263889Still seething about this. They literally have 3 hookers in the team but because he's not wearing 2 or 16 they have to send another player off and have uncontested scrums. Literally no one wants to see that. What a farce.
who the fuck is charlotte and what's her instagram
>>120263979I'm at full-mast, great job.
>crusaders $1.35, brumbies $3.00is this a joke? its at brumbie stadium and theyre higher ranked than the poosaders
>>120264416forward packs are evenly matched, but the backline is stacked in favour of canterbury.
first 2 mins have already been more exciting than the entirety of the last game
7 points due to Lolesio being injured
This sort of game makes me hype for test rugby in just over a month
>>120264662All three of the major tours are pretty spicy. Would love England here though to be honest.
>>120264674genuinely thought you died trying to dive for that cocaine in the harbour.
>>1202646023 of 5 already
Another try due to Lolesio being out
>>120264693GAMMON POOUGA SCORE SUM FACKING TROIYS
Even Jordan's clearing kicks have an incredibly lucky bounce
>>120264896the kick before the chip kick was millimetre perfect.
The Brumbies just aren't able to capitalise on their opportunities like the Crusaders are
Kek that Cody Taylor throw
That was a fucking baulk come on
guys at work were calling me a coward for picking the crusaders
>>120265149Are you a tradie?
Can't help but wonder what Reece will achieve in sevens. Gives him a little space and you're in danger
Hall is the best HB in nz atm?
>>120265246give him a bit of lip and you're in danger as well.
>>120265255Nah. He's solid and reliable but he doesn't spark momentum, and he's got the luxury of stable rucks provided by the Crusaders forwards>>120265257ba-da-doomsh
>>120265354>ba-da-doomshthat the sound the frying pan makes when your wife brings up the bridesmaid incident?
ABs at the moment are just Blues/Crusaders + Ardie/Jordie.
>>120265630yes, but no crusaders
>>120265630I actually think they won't lose anything by not picking outside of those boundaries. They'll gain a hell of a lot in cohesion in any case.
>>120265634Blues starting lineup this week with Jordie/Will Jordan/Scott Barrett/Whitelock/Taylor.
>>120265661>Scott BarrettSeems like a good way to get red carded out if the RWC
>>120265661Jordie / Jordan yes.Barrett is a hard no, and a walking card, whitelock hasn't impressed since 2019, and Taylor can play off the bench.
Funny, that Randwick game was a loss to NEWCASTLE CHADS
>>120265683Just thinking practically. You wouldn't take either of the poos locks or anything locks from the Hurricanes. No desire to include the other two "franchises"
>>120265661reckon this pablo matera guy should get a run for the ABs at some point, hes pretty solid
I thought the rule was obstruction of a tackler, what's the problem with running into your own player?
comeback on the cards
2x more tries, 1x by POOOuga and one by the brumbies, and then I've turned $50 funbux into $250
>>120265798uhhhh if Jordan or Cody score another try I'm up another $70 kek
>>120265715When was his actual last game for the pumas? im sure world rugby wont mind since they started throwing the rule book out the window and went full clown show.
I enjoy cunnilingus.
>>120265865He still wouldn't be NZ eligible...
>>120265891yeah but what if he was?
brumbies would be fkn in this if they didnt have so many mistakes
>>120265954Iona has played okay but he's responsible for several of the mistakes, honestly think they'd be doing a lot better with Lolesio. He was immense last week in Waikato.
Damn, close game coming
Fuck if they'd played like this in the first half
i reckon quick tap was the play there
How was that ball out?
This is a bloody good second half, I haven't seen such a good game of Super Rugby in a decade
good fucking crowd finally at least
>>120266035t. missed the blues v saders earlier this season
>>120266061It was a good game but I guess I just have more emotional investment with an Australian team
>>120266035fuck you're a dim cunt. stop posting here jesus christ.
brutal heeming of my bet from the 3rd choice all blacks first 5
why the fuck are we training another country's player in a crucial position in our country's best team?
>>120266410>best teamfucking kek go and beat your wife, you avonside scumbag
>>120266410same as kazuki himenosky sold a big tv rights deal with the NHK the year he came over and another with televisión publica in argentina this year. both players feature heavily in the promotion/ marketingIt's just buisiness, remember tyler adron? Same thing, Tele-Quebecois deal
>>120266410If I were you I'd be more concerned how many players in your Auckland-based franchise aren't even eligible for NZ.
I really hate the 50-22 and the 20 minutes red card, lads.
>>120267442Is that you, Singapoo?
bunch of spastic retards
Thought singapoo died from the coof
Rugby tonight ladsPumped
Won't be home from the Shield game until about 6, will miss the first SR game and probably half of the second
feel like the canes don't actually need jordie or ardie because they have good young loosies and fullbacks and having ruggods in there just makes the selections and team makeup confusing and unstable and both those players get marked so heavily in games in a way that isn't even exploited well but just stifles momentum like they are just bringing that 'ragtag assortment of amazing players' fozzie all blacks energy in. doesn't help that their both moron fuckheads so its not like theyre even good leaders
>>120282594Moorby still has quite a lot to work on, especially passing, before I'd be comfortable with him.
>>120284155im thinking about mostly about Love and mckenzie when he come sback and joins the canes
>>120284710If memekenzie came to the canes he'd very hopefully be run at 10
I’m so fucking nervous lads. Playing Leinster/Ireland National Team in Ireland after we barely scraped by in extra time against Munster…Well, we have 5 stars for a reason and if anyone can pull out a miracle it’s Dupont.
FIJIAN ON FIJIAN
>>120286102shut the fuck up and fuck off
Cooking pizza, feeding dad beers, getting ready to head to Eden Park
>>120288189sounds pretty based
business idea: removing the warriors from the nrl and putting them into moana pasifika jerseys
>having to refball MP so this counts as a win for the australian sidesabsolutely fucking GRIM
>>120288511looking good uce
In Dupont/Ntamack We Trust
>>120288328We are based Bluesmen, so yeah pretty basado
So what test is the /rug/ meetup at this year?
>>120288677ABs v Ireland, going with uncle and cousin
surprised poosifika aren't pooing on the pua
wtf was that slenderman on the touchline
>>120288704The first one in Auckland, yeah? Think I'm going up to that
>>120288739I saw him, looked like a metaler
Fuck me, this game feels like it's already in the 75th minute. No structure, no brains. All of them are fucked.
>>120288798too many kavas before the game
absolute brain explosion picking these wife bashing coconuts
Initially I thought the team owes the line out coach an apology, but now I'm beginning to think the line out coach has really fucked up somewhere
whats for dinner lads?
>>12026771050-22 is making this spoort even more like league.20 minute red cards solve nothing and introduce new problems, like enabling people to come in, deliberately injure key players in the opposing side, get sent off and have an advantage after 20 minutes.>>120267898Yeah. /rug/ threads got so uncommon I stopped looking for them for the most part.>>120275383I did get the coof but that was only 2 months back and lasted a week. It felt like the average flu.
>>120289368Me? I'll be having a curry tonight
>>120289728like it or not, this is rugby and you need to shut up and put up with it
>9 Christie>10 Mounga>11 Gayleb Clarke>12 Tupaea>13 Rieko>14 Reece>15 Jordan
>>120289815agreed with you apart from 9, 10, 14, 15
>>120289815>9 Smith>10 Barret>11 Clarke>12 Tupaea>13 Rieko>14 Jordan>15 Barrett
>>120289854Smith is an old man now, we need someone with more vigour
OConnor looks old and out of his depthVery sad
Telea never back onside there what the fuck
the heemtrick is on
>>120289728Fool, this isn't even rugby's final form
who should I vote for lads heheh
>>120290162I see nothing wrong here
>get home from the game>flick on the Reds game >they're mentally cooked again
retards still picking mounga
>>120289701/rug/ is uncommon during the week but it's always up on Friday and Saturday nights when there are games, and usually for Sunday and midweek games too. I agree with you regarding 50-22. I like 20 minute red cards though. Like the NH nations, you've misidentified their aim: we're not trying to reduce the disincentive, we're trying to make it so that when the refs botch a single decision, it doesn't totally ruin the entire game. Red cards are constantly overturned after the game and until that's fixed we need a different solution.
>watch the Reds for 4 minutes>conceded 14 points alreadySomeone tell me it's because JOC is missing this time kek
The blues would beat most national teams right now
Foul play is supposed to overrule advantage, the ref has got it wrong
>>120290353It's not foul play just because someone could've got hurt
>>120290375A tackle in the air, which he admitted it was, is foul play
>people seriously thought this might be the SR final
>>120290381>which he admitted it wasRewatch it. He only accepted that mcdermott landed awkwardly
>Reds have conceded twice as many penalties in the first 12 minutes of the second half as they did in the entire first halfJesus Christ they're really mentally cooked.>>120290322If that was the case, allowing the team (or at least the captain) one chance per half to challenge a ref's decision would be better. And let them keep the chance in the case of a successful challenge.
the most electrifying team in sports entertainment
Switching off lads, the Reds just get worse and worse.>>120290443Not true at all, the red cards are already thoroughly reviewed, a challenge would have literally no effect. Even with the change I think the effect is too strong. The Wallabies lost Koroibete for the entire game and had no impact back 3 player against France because BOK went full retard.
love watching occonor get manhandled by bigger dudes
While we are complaining about rulesPenalty advantages last too long and need to be looked at for review
>eklund try anchoring my 7 leg multi>he doesn't score tonightfucks sakes
>>120290566>Maul try as soon as he leaves the game
my nigger blues are really outchea manethank god for barrettwe finally got that elite talent
hate this one hour between games meme
>>120290580I reckon Leon Mcdonald is the catalyst for it all
Why have all the games been so high scoring this season?
When Blues Rugby is strong, Bill McLaren is strong
fuck off cunt that wasn't a knock on
Watch the Hunter v Manly game I went to, was absolutely kino, especially the second half
hit my first score in the 70s today lads, prob need to buy a BMW soon
Sorry paddy, but please know I applauded the Reds tries
>>120290940buy a rope instead shithead
I would watch Tah Hurrs but I have to go to the airport at 6.30
>>120290998nek yourself phoneposter
Bed's calling, but I'm not answering.
Rugby about to start
Why are these kiwi teams so dirty?
le penalties and set piece
Fuck me this is pedantic, the ref literally saw it live and said he could use it
>>120291676You mean ref "saw" it live and ignored it entirely. Can't kick it back into the scrum like that, he knew what he was doing.
>>120291689I agree it's the correct call but the ref and touchie both saw it and decided to let it go. Either they should have blown at the time or else the TMO should have accepted their decision
Yellow card, penalty try for stripping while on the ground.
>>120291840It was held up.
The ref's confidence is shot. Sorry Jordie, but no amount of bulking up can replace innate chadness
Maybe they can find another nonsense red card to give the kiwis a chance
Amazed he didn't go back to the advantage from the scrum
Perese HAS to be a Wallaby
10 minute advantage
Morgan is like a scared little boy.
Almost all of these tries from 2m out end up being scored through the ref zzzz
will kill myself if the canes dont get this
>>120290998understandable thank you sir
Fuck me how much have the Canes paid this ref
Jordie gets a lot of gainline at 12, imagine if he was still doing some of that old brainless offloading as well.
kino score resetall on
the most dangerous lead
JGB will come on and seal it. Not sure for which team though.
i would rather my son has our wifes name than a hyphen
I don't know if spreaded here, but...>Spain>disqualified for 2nd time in row from WC because irregular using of naturalized players
>>120292789Hyphens are how Anglos show class m8
>>120292791Heard about this. Apparently neither Spain nor the player knew, but his home club altered his passport without his knowledge. Sad!
long game this
>>120292795what about the next generation, you're going to hyphen again and have 4 names? then 8 and so on?
>>120292842I actually have this issue with my kid, so we agreed to use my non-hyphenated surname rather than doing a triple-barrel one. But until recently posh Anglos would have like 20-barrel surnames.
BASED impact from jay gee bee and roidguard meanwhile nick white sitll on the pitch no fucking chance with tired legs
>>120292922But there's no reason to do it unless the surname you're preserving is from a prestigious family. >Wellesley-Nelson-Churchill
>>120291913here you go lad
>>120292948Another one that'll get overturned during the week
That shit red card just killed the climax of this game
dirty fucking bastard
i dont mind them heeming scott or even beaudy barret in the head but come on
Is it possible for the Tahs to lose to a NZ side other than with incorrect red cards?
extremely brainless play from roigard there wtf
>>120292977>it should have been yellowwouldnt have really made literally any difference to the game though would it lad
>>120292998Not sure it should have been more than a penalty but it's beside the point
more like TARDS haha geddit
jackson gardon bachop has been immense
>>120293007he heemed him in the head m8
the wife (hand) stays alive another week
>>120293076Barrett was already tackled and the new guy was bound to the maul with his arms, Jordie was also spinning wildly, pretty sure they'll find mitigation there
>>120293134based LT and Mrs. Palmer
>>120293140sure, red to yellow, maybe doesnt affect the gamehe heemed him in the head, it's a card all day, we can argue over which one
>Telópeas de Nova Gales do Sul
>>120292791Okay some one at the Spain's rugby administration surely has to get fired. What the fuck? They had 4 years to sort that shit out.
>>1202943582 Thirds of your National Side are Polynesians, whens that getting sorted out?
kek, what a joke
Toulouse more like To lose amirite?
Why the fuck was the commentator suddenly talking about wendyball
Yesssss, what a fucking hiding.
Nothing stopping the Leinster™ Rugby Rape Train
Absolute state of /rug/, where was the fucking chat for (what should have been) the final of the Heineken Cup?
>>120298005Only international rugby is really relevant and you know it.
>>120298005This comp has lost all credibility, 28-0 rigged results being awarded to whoever the (((ERC))) decided to give it to, then you have world rugby destroying the entire sport with its globalist social engineering agenda. >Women refs >Women commentators>Star of the match>Cards for accidental head contact>Lets support the nazi state of ukraine>Wear a mask>Kneel for criminal american sub-human niggersThey even had a lets remember the Irish famine virtue signalling moment right before this game, like when have they ever given a fuck about the famine?, why now?Thats why /rug/ is dead, this sport is being run by globalist parasites and world rugby and the rest of the governing bodies will cease to exist in another year or 2 as this sport is now a social engineering program thats being run into the ground for their agenda.Fuck em, let the sport die.
>>120298005Was at the pub for it rather than lying in bed like I usually am for games and I'm not being a sad bastard tapping away on me phone when I'm at the pub
Distinct lack of muscular posts
>>120311642Oh yeah? Check this*dabs*
Rebels vs Chi- yaaaaaawnoh excuse me
Catching up on the replay of the Reds game I missed part of. I reckon the Hunter Wildfires could beat these losers the way they are now. Wouldn't even be close if Petaia continues to start.
Blues more like GODS
>>120320229Rebels have got this
>>120325159true if big
Will be watching the replay for this one. Am attending the sister in law's semi-pro soccer game instead
>>120330731>lesbian sister in lawbig oof
>>120331020I don't think soccer's like rugby, pretty sure you can play soccer and be straight.
>>120331139field hockey is the only straight woman's sport lad, soccer if the most dyked one there is.
>>120331261I don't think this one's a lesbian, but I'll let you know if that changes.
15 and 12 in h daily quizzes today lads, not bad
I'll watch the heem then the footy
Just got given several hundred dollars worth of whisky lads:Johnnie BlueGlenfiddich 18Macallan estate reserve
wouldn't call this thrilling
come on painfully average Aussie team
The 10/15 prospects in the country look fucking dire at the moment. RM/BB and JB/WJ feel like the only decent players you can trust to run a team in a big game. Japan has a lot to answer for.
australian commentator try to say emoni narawa challenge
>>120335399>who is preferetoa
Queefs are DONE
Sam Can is done and he's your NZ captain
rugby moment, play on
why are we even looking at that fucks skae
fucks skae lasd
Chiefs are done, Hurricanes are done, Blues in glorious ascension. What a time to be alive
Great trytinny cunts