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Day 6
banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx

all the links and how to watch live:
https://pastebin.com/A9Gwmx9S (embed)

pre basho discussion:
>>>/xs/89378
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Pray for redditnohuzi
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Tochi needs rehab badly. So he can remove that dang mattress on his leg and stop losing to people like nishikigi
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Sometimes I wonder what the point is when we know there's a dude in retirement that could still win every basho
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>>120243236
>rehab
Are you new? Tochi's leg is FUBAR and will never ever recover, and even if it could he's too old to do that. He's gonna ride out his remaining time in the top division and possibly the 2nd division and then retire.
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>>120243326
As much of a legend as he is, Hakuho only stayed dominant in the later years by skipping every other basho, and eventually two out of every three. He hadn't even completed two in a row in the last 4 years of his career, and by his own admission he was ready to retire even back then. It's easy to maintain GOAT status when you're afforded that type of leeway.
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Shodai forever
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>>120243667
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>>120243667
Just wait. Second week. Big things are coming. Trust and believe.
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>>120243379
Oh for fuck's sake, the rehab is also so his leg doesn't get more fubar! What's dumber is competing in a top division sport with no leg.
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>>120243994
>What's dumber is competing in a top division sport with no leg.
Can't compete in a top division if you take time off and drop rank.
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>>120243452
You judge a goat by how he performs in his prime. No shit he had to miss bashes like a month before he retired. His last tournament he took out the new Yokozuna and gave him a forearm hit so hard I think his brain might be permanently malformed.
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>>120244104
>You judge a goat by how he performs in his prime
Not when you say something like "there's a dude in retirement that could still win every basho." No he wouldn't, otherwise he wouldn't be retired.
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>>120244126
10/23 of basho entered is better than all but 7 Yokozuna's whole career at that rank, and only 18 have ever won 10 or more yusho
nobody was saying he was the goat baded on his last years though, you brought up hoat status. anon said he could win every basho, and there is without a doubt that he has the potential to win every basho still. granted his knees are fucked, but even with that he zensho'ed his last. there are less than 80 zenshos ever in the top division, and 16 are his, double taiho. you cant say the same about people like takakeisho.
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>>120243994
His leg's health doesn't matter, maintaining his salary matters.
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>>120243326
If you watched his documentary, Hakuho isn't healthy enough to win or even compete in any more tournaments after his last.

His knee was done and he won via sheer will and strategy.
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the absolute state of sanyaku
they're literally gonna let aoiyama win this thing
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>>120251081
to early to call anyone that low a potential winner.
>>120249399
>knee was done
his knee has been done for years.
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>>120251081
They should let him win so he can save up for his post-sumo breast reduction.
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>>120251406
there's always one low maegashitter winner once a year or so, it'll be him or yamamato this time around
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>>120249399
>he won via sheer will and strategy.

Dude's the fucking GOAT. Last basho with a fucked up knee and not only winning the basho, but winning it undefeated. That's legend-tier shit right there.
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>>120253421
he is the GOATest and it will take another hundred years for someone to break his records
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>>120254078
>it will take another hundred years for someone to break his records
TRUTH.

Glad I got to see him before he retired, and glad to be a witness to his last basho.
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>get really excited on day 1
>day 2 onward all my favourites get smacked
Yeah nah.
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>>120243755
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at the idea of Shodai being a Trump-like figure who has his own Q posting apocryphal predictions of everything coming up Shodai, only for him to narrowly go 8-7 every basho
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>>120255973
Way she goes, but by day 7 or 8 I'm always finding new favorites among the contenders
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>>120258554
Trust the plan, man.
Ozekis in charge.
MOGA
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AkiseGOD, shiroboshi at last.
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gotta love the lady on the left getting wide-eyed at rikishi crack
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>>120261865
>you will never be a div3 rikishi showing your enormous butt to maked sumo princess
Why live...
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>>120261865
Stop simping for that ugly hag... Or else.
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>>120262019
Daga kotowaru
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Kaisei is washed, the reign of the old generation of gaijin is ending...
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>>120262127
Say it to Big Dan's pair of boobs.
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>>120262127
>>120262160
>kaisei retires, injured and sore, to no fanfare
>aoiyama takes the yusho, perfect conditioning, loved by all

Brazilfags stay losing.
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THAT is how you deal with the manlet menace right there
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What was Enho even trying?
Grashopper-Style
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Episode 15 of Enho larping as Mainoumi and miserably failing at that.
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>>120262127
Yeah kaisei just got sat the fuck down :^(

>>120262019

>>120262235
guy got swatted mid air
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Threadly reminder that THIS is what Posture Princess simps are pissing and shitting and losing their minds over.
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>>120242963
Yasu makes a distinctive corpse.
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>>120248588
Totally unnecessary. And yet, I cannot look away.
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No one cared who she was until she put on the mask
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>>120262232
Anybody know what Enho is drinking here?
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>>120262511
lean
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>>120262304
The mask stays ON during sex.
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>>120258554
TWO
MORE
BASHOS
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I'm worried about Oho, bros. I don't want him to drop down to Juryo again.
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>>120262796
grandpa turning in his grave
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My guy Jasper just got called a mongol
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Titty-Dan!
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HAH!

DANNY'S BASHO!!!
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Holy fuck DANIEL is on fire.
That'd be so fun to see him still being in the race, during week2.
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The arm lock throws have to be so fucking sore
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Onosho killed
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Ohnosho....
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>>120263330
>>120263332
He didn't look too bad yesterday. The hit did look pretty brutal, though.
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BASED Sekiwakewakatakakage showing Takayasu that the Yuushou was not a fluke.
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BIG DAN
YUSHO
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Shodai, mate!
Go in pension!
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Trust the plan.
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>>120263683
Just two more bouts
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>>120263691
Two more bouts to flatten the loss curve!
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Dumb fuck Keisho, holy shit
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IT'S OVER.
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SAY IT WITH ME
TAM
A
WASHI
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TIK TOK TERUNIGGERS
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lol terunoredditards on sw
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Thomas 'o Washington just farms kinboshis on this cripple.
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
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>>120263885
And he knows it. Look at his smug face.
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>>120258554
Not gonna lie, former Shodai supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Shodai crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the emperors cup.
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KEISHO NOOOOO

REMOVE ABI REMOVE ABI REMOVE ABIIII
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SAY IT WITH ME WAKATARDS: ZENSHO YUSHO
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what the fuck is going on
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post yfw witnessing the clown basho
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Sumo is starting to feel like Street Fighter V. Smaller skill gaps. Everyone can be godlike for a tournament. Upsets don't even mean anything anymore.
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>>120266028
that's what happens when more than half of makuuchi filled with 32+ years old farts.
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>>120266028
me in the back
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>>120266186
Atamifuji's gonna save sumo.
If Oho is failing this much.
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>>120266968
>not hoshoryu
cmon brah
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>>120267031
Cursed bloodline can't save anything.
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>>120267085
>Cursed
whomst?
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>>120267190
I'm not a fan of dame-oshi'ing and henkaing mongols. Asashoryu and his nephew are on top of my hate list.
Even Chiyoshoma is more honoraburu.
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>>120267395
Someone has to be the heel
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>>120266884
Mirin
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*blocks your path*
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We're gonna get like a year of basho with no yokozuna cause these assclowns can't be consistent
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That was a nice fucking throw by Kotoeko
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God damn it tamawshi has teru figured out. Looked so easy.
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Damn bros, Teru got his ass handed to him
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>>120270086
Motherfucker is 37 how can he still be that good.
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Hey guys. New to watching Sumo.
Which rikishi are Based?
Which rikishi are Reddit?
Thank you!
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>>120271209
Reddit
>Popular wrestler
>You're favourite wrestler

Based
>Not popular wrestler
>My wrestler
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>>120271266
Who is the Brendan Schaub of Sumo?
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god I hate Americans
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>>120271209
Enho and Tochinoshin are the reddit picks
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>>120263610
The yusho was a fluke Cinderella story but beating a crippled takayasu wasn't wakatakakage fucking sucks.
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Oppai Yama bringing the milk this basho
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Takayasu and Tochinoshin are the most reddit
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>>120272535
>>120271616
I'd throw in Akua too
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>>120272535
tochi is reddit but i love his style of sumo.
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>>120263885
>just farms kinboshis
he will milk kinboshi money from the NSK for another 5 years at least :wink:
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>>120263885
Tamawashi is getting paid 10k extra per year now with this latest wictory
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TOCHISISTERS
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>haven't had time to watch a single fuckin day yet

at least the official sumo association youtube has caught up to like 2010 and is starting to put out a few match highlights each day.
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>>120277266
This is what Natto is for. Condensed to about 30 minutes if you can't watch it live.
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>>120277424
oh yeah no, even that is too much for me atm. Was there anything from the first half of this basho so far that really stood out that wasn't uploaded to the sumo association channel?
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>>120278321
>even that is too much for me atm
Kitamayama has <10 minute "quickie" vids.
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>>120278321
fucking zoomies and their attention span
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>>120275379
>sisters
Fuck off back to >/r/eddit with your stupid beta male trash memes, you pathetic castrated faggot.
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>>120278493
true, but any bouts specifically stand out? I can just click around the different time stamps on a natto video

>>120278530
god i wish i was a zoomer, and also japanese
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tetas grandes
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>>120278321
Shut up leaf fag
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>>120267395
I'm on the opposite respect ashashoryu for not racemixing and staying a mongol through his whole life.
Sure he was a scandalous Yokozuna, so what
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How much longer until Asanoyama is back in the game to put these scrubs back in line?
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>>120283501
A year probably
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>>120281870
I'ma huge weeb so. Hak, Kak, Tama and such — I appreciate those filthy race traitros way more.
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>>120283501
With how far he's going to drop, a year minimum.
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>>120275292
It's closer to 20k/yr, I think?
He gonna stay 'till his mid 40s...
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>>120275292
>>120284168
Including the most recent, he's getting an extra 1.44 million yen per year just from kinboshi, which at the current exchange rate is $110k USD.
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>>120284129
Where will he end up? High sandame?
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>>120284323
Wait what
>one victory corresponds to a pay increase of 240,000 yen per annum
11*240000 = 2640000 yen, so ~20500 bux/yr
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>>120284430
Where are you getting 11? He only has 6 kinboshi. Those are only for non-fusen wins over a yokozuna at maegashira.
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>>120284587
I'ma retard, sorry.
Actually, we're both >>120284323 you just had one more digit on that 11k than needed
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What's more impressive about tamawashi, that he's still doing that good at his age or that he only has like 4 shitters in his stable to practice with. How does he stay sharp with no real competition outside of the odd interstable practice or in basho
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>>120284800
The will to keep winning
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>>120284800
There's a reason why he dropped to lower maegashira last year before they reopened interstable practices.
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>>120284800
Not a direct answer to your question but I think Teru knees are still fucked and they can't handle the full charge of low standing heavy rikishi and thats exactly what daeisho and tamawashi did.
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>>120269386
thoughest thing I can say is "for how long?"
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>>120284800
The most impressive thing about T-Wash is his 0 career kyuujou.
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Wooo, Atami!
He's going to be in div1 in to time.
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home along fridey, first opportunity to sit down with a refreshment and watch some sumo

>>120261865
>>120258554
may i save these graphic files please?
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>>120288824
you may
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Fuck. Good try, Enho, good try.
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It's over enho
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>>120289069
>>120289071
second opinion... did he not crash his forehead against the boundary and seem concussed?
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Would.
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Great bout, Oho vs Yutakayama
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Holly sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit!

Yutakayama, man! What a bout!
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>>120289763
Bro...
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This broadcast is kind of awkward to say the least.
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breast gunts
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The yuusho race is wide open
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RIP Aoiyama zensho
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flopping drooping tits bros...
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70-80's japan looked so comfy
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>>120290034
Absolute golden age for the sport. No contest.
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Nice back and forth battle between Kotoeko and Tochinoshin
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That was a good try, Kotoeko. It was over the moment he let himself get caught.
>>120290102
It was the golden age of everything in modern Japan. Today's Japan is but a shadow of its 80s self.
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>>120290113
ONE MORE RUN AT THE STRAP, BROTHER
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Ura checking some Tochi ass
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Shoho about to get robbed
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>>120290303
Wakabro had it. Fuck.
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>Abi went for the mawashi
Flowchartbros...I don't feel too good.
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>>120290504
No, he went for the neck but Hoshoryu kept Abi close. He got out-flowcharted.
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Nozekitakakage
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>>120290527
Yeah you're right. Went for the neck but Hoshoryu was already on him, then he had a loose grip on his mawashi and all he could do was desperate pull downs. Poor Abi showing.
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Lmaoing at wakatakakage fags that thought this shitter could be ozeki
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It's over :(
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Is that the uncle?
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>>120290576
Asashoryu is the uncle. That's Hakuho, uncle's rival.
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>>120290604
look in da middle, sir!
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>>120290606
Oh, right. No idea who that is. Not uncle.
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Shodai is ready to retire
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Its over
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Going to see SSS Ranked 0-5 Kadoban Shodai next basho
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>>120290681
From what?
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1-6... SO WHAT
1-7 tomorrow
8-7 senshuraku
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>>120290693
>>120290696
TWO MORE BASHOS
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Done with this nigga shodai on God frfr
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DAJ ESH SHOH !!!
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I knew it was over when he said Mitakeumi won the last 6
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Hiro dishing that life advice
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was close ... the Terror vanished in him somehow.
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Looks like a yokozuna yusho all along
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>>120290575
I have faith in Wakatakakage. He might not make it to Oozeki this basho but at least he won't drop.
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>>120290848
Honestly not opposed to that. Top brass needs to reassert itself every now and again, especially with the Ozeki performing as they are
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>>120290848
Fuck no terunofuji looks like shit this basho
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>>120290892
Relative to his past performances yes but he's still pulling out the wins.
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Enho hitting the clay with nose first. Ouch
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>>120290576
Asashoryu and Hoshoryu look really, really similar. See pic related.

>>120290892
Well, at least he realized he can't use his normal game plan at the moment and tries to adept.
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>>120292263
>Asashoryu and Hoshoryu look really, really similar.
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>>120292503
Why did you post two pictures of Hoshoryu?
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This feels like one of those rare instances where 11 wins will actually net a yusho.
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Imagine if he was still wrestling and healthy, dai-yokozuna would be a wrap
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>>120292503
Apologize
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>>120293329
>My aim is to win yusho for my just-born child
>OH N-
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>>120293395
Super-symmetric Hakuho, I kneel
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Say something nice about Kisenosato's daughter.
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>>120294433
Kise has daugher?
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>>120294433
You've clearly never been to Japan. That's what average Japanese people look like. Assuming every Japanese woman looks like a J-Pop idol is like assuming every black woman looks like peak Tyra Banks.
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>>120294506
The average Japanese woman is obese and looks like Kisenosato?
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>>120294433
you know who also are ugly and have terrible teeth ?
le brit, is it living on an island who turn peoples ugly ?
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>>120294569
No, Japanese people are usually just ugly. Obesity is actually fairly uncommon in Japan, although it is starting to tick up in recent decades, particularly among men.
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>>120294679
>although it is starting to tick up in recent decades, particularly among men.
Based gamers.
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>>120295008
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>>120290892
Teru will get fucked by all the top tier oshi rikishi. Abi is going to fuck his shit up.
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>>120296425
IF Abi follows the flowchart, yes. If Abi tries some yotsu-zumo like he did today, he's going to get dumpstered.
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>>120296831
To add to this, Abi's clearly trying to break out of the flowchart. In the lower divisions and even the lower ranks of makuuchi, Abi's speed and power make the flowchart very effective. But in the joi, he either needs to get so fast and so strong that the top-tier guys can't counter it (the Takakeisho model), or he needs to develop a wider range of techniques.

My guess is he went into the match wanting to see if he could actually out-wrestle Hoshoryu. Thus, he probably feels pretty confident he can get a kachi-koshi. Then, once his new repertoire of moves is polished, he'll try for a more earnest push to ozeki.
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Great sumo today. Love sumo season.
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>Takarafuji 0-7

My man is injured as fuck. Wonder if it's his back or his knee's....or both. Looks like he's on the Juryo train, sadly.
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>>120298994
Guy is 35, ripe for retirement.
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>>120297297
I don't know if it's Abi trying to "break out of the flowchart" or if the other rikishi force him to, but I think the second option is more likely. For example, I'm pretty sure Abi didn't want to get at Hoshoryu's belt immediately, today. It was Hoshoryu's plan all along (...and he seems to have Abi's number, anyway).
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>>120262796
>I'm worried about Oho, bros. I don't want him to drop down to Juryo again.
Oho will be fine. He's at M14. An 7-8 would not knock him back to juryo and even a 6-9 would probably see him safe, since Kotokuzan and Ishiura are definitely going down. Takarafuji might if he goes oh-fer.

But even then, his stamina has improved over the last few tournaments and he's been facing some skilled opposition thus far.
I can see him going 8-7 or so. Going back to juryo wouldn't do anything for his development. He can beat most of those guys easily and he'd get bored. He's clearly a makuuchi level talent so staying in the top division will challenge him to polish his skills and improve his body.
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>>120271283
unironically chris gould, everyone here hates him
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>>120299635
If I remember correctly, when Abi was promoted to sekiwake, he did say he wanted to develop more skill on the belt.
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>>120299928
>unironically chris gould, everyone here hates him
Chris is fine when he sticks to sumo and stays away from his strange conspiratorial thinking about match fixing.
You can tell he genuinely loves the sport and knows his channel that focuses on maezumo and sandanme wrestlers will never go anywhere.

It's better than Sumostew's entry-level expertise.
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>>120299928
I like Chirs. I hate fatty Jason.
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>>120299888
8 wins for Oho confirmed.
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>>120300023
>Sumostew
>cute voice
>interested in the same hobbies
>female
Could she be the one?
>is FAT
>tucks her pants into her shoes like a weirdo
>probably smells bad and has Asperger's Syndrome
bros....
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>>120299928
Talmbout Takatoricky b
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Don't care who wins as long as Takakeisho loses.
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>>120295739
Koreans>japanese
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>>120300203
Among female sumo commentators, I actually like the Sumo Kaboom pair. They're much more honest about how little they know. Their enthusiasm is contagious, though.
Stew puts together these pompous surface-level understanding essays that are clearly just info cobbled together from other youtube videos she watched.

Who was the actress who was doing the commentary in the booth last matchday? Some ozeki's daughter?
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>>120300203
>is FAT
I can tell by the bagginess of that sweater that she's American Average at worst, now that it's the summer I get reminded daily what actual hambeasts look like when they're wearing crop tops and daisy dukes.
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>>120300023
>there is no match fixing in sumo

Chris doesn't sound like the crazy one, friend.
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>>120300993
Where did I say or imply that there's no match fixing? I said that Chris is fine as long as he stays away from talking about match fixing.
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the absolute state of sumo
sadanoumi is actually leading the race with aoiyama
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>>120301050
Cope
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>>120301474
It's been a while since we've had a real clown basho.
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Predictions
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What's your brand of sumo?
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>OH N-
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>>120304329
Oh my, Ura vs Tochi, the likeable cripplebowl
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>>120305315
>What's your brand of sumo?
Hidari-yotsu, whispering sweet nothings into my opponent's ear.
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>>120304329
>My favorites:
>Abi
>Oho
>Ura
>Kotonowaka
>Shodai

I don't think I'm going to enjoy watching the matches tonight.
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>>120305315
Demolishing my aites face with constant barrage of harite
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>>120290557
abi was doing everything to try and escape. its the best plan to fight him from anyone that ive seen.
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>>120294433
5 1 3 2 4
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>>120304329
I actually think Takayasu will show up tonight and ABi won't be able to do his flowchart
Takakeisho is gonna beat daieisho
Tobizaru won't beat Tamawashi
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>>120307811
the math checks out
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>>120293012
I need 5 men at 10-5 with epic playoffs
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>>120305442
Would Aoiyama do better if he got those heavy pendulous tits removed from his chest? They must throw his balance off.
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>>120311322
It'd be like Samson cutting off his hair.
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>>120311322
He'll probably get those surgically fixed once he retires and loses a bunch of weight.
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>>120294433
Would do every one of those girls with glasses, they're cute in their own way.
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>>120300507
"Airi-san." Her name is spelled in Katakana for some reason. She does English live translation on NHK English once in a while because the three guys in charge of commentary can't do live translation during interviews and such.
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the kinboshi was actually a rarity, because it's the 3rd in a row

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_in_sumo#May
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>Washi's your Tama
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>>120311322
When you see those babies get up to speed there is no stopping him.
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He's always had the gyno
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>>120304329
takakeisho 12-3 yusho
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Tuned just in time to see Akise making his score even.
He's doing it, bros! Just a bit more push, and he'll be back.
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Hohol takes dick in upper makushita. One step away from MK, again.
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Odd question but how much does it pay to be a not-Sumo? Like the judge (shimpan?) is that his day job? Seasonal job? Or the guys who clean the ring with the brooms. Trainers and sumo obviously get paid but what about the rest? Like imagine going to your 9to5 and it's smacking two pieces of wood together ritualistically and bowing. Is sumo arts&culture or sports? Seems to be so much tradition in it that I'm not even sure.
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Mitoryu hugging and pulling Akua back in so he doesn't fall off the dohyo like usual. What a lad.
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>>120335782
>sumo
>little
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>be american
>be big and fat
why don't >we dominate?
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>>120336567
You do, you just do it in football instead where it actually pays
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So is Oho ever gonna get decent?
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Oho-bros...
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shes here :) ugly seiza bitch btfo
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>>120337408
She's cute, just keep the mask on during sex.
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Dumb henkashoma
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HENKANOSHOMA IS HERE
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Sick. Chiyoshoma is my man
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>>120337578
Poor Takara tho. He did his best.
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Tochiniggers get fucked.
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reddit needs to let go
nicholas cage its no longer
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Back to back gaijins getting btfod
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Fuck, man. Big Dan meme is about to end.
SAD!
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Aight, that's it.
Rooting for old man Tama to take the yusho.
No other suitable candidates.
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wtf kind of dark magic did kiribayama use to force hokutofuji out with that speed
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Titty-bros.. It's not over
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Kotonowaka stealing Shodai's monoii honours
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That was one of the hardest tachi ai I've ever seen holy shit
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Shodai-bros.. Is it over?
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Shodaibros... THIS is where the run starts. Thank you for staying on board, and most importantly thank you all for NEVER LOSING HOPE.
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>>120338228
>finishes 2-13
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Shodai went down first. Matchfixing scandal coming soon?
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>>120338191
>>120338228
IT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING
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>Clearly touches first
>Still wins
TRUST THE PLAN
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what the fuck was that no mono-ii, nephew robbed
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Lmao I think everyone knew that one needed a mono ii, based cheater shodai
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GET FUCKED TELUNOHUZI
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OH NO NO NO NO
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Kinboshi. That's how you deal with the Yokozuna.
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Oops.
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Its over. Its clear that Terunofuji has no answers to good pusher/thrusters
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Wholesome af
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Damn I bet all the redditers are crying for a mono ii.
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>Shodai vs Hoshoryu
RACISM ALIVE AND WELL IN JAPAN
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why does raja keep saying "leaders board"
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Tbh takanosho always have terunofuji a rough time he usually gets naged at the end but this time he got him.


Now imaging if takanosho had ACLS
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>Redditors already in tears over the Shodai bout
Trust and belive, Shodaibros. Trust and believe.
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>>120338409
*Gave*
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shodaibros i thought we were supposed to be the honest guys
this doesnt feel right
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>>120338423
I mean, if it wasn't a dead body, then what the fuck was that? Yes, Shodai landed first, but neph was GIGA out.
We've seen bouts that weren't even close like this one, and still being ruled a win for cases like this.
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>>120338461
You're absolutely right. However, the reddit hivemind won't like hearing these harsh truths about their poster boy... But it's the truth, folks. And if you don't like hearing it then maybe this isn't the sport for you.
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>>120338461
Kek. When exactly has the "dead body rule" been applied the last time? And if you really think, Hoshoryu wasn't showing any meaningful action which was meant to force Shitdai out while he was falling, just watch again... oh, fuck it, you're just contrarian for the sake of being contrarian, why am I even argueing?
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Why did he feel the need to plant Takanoshō's ass in the ground AFTER stepping out?
>Shamefur dispray
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>>120339595
Better to lay him on the clay rather than get blasted off the dohyo
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>>120336275
Same as the non-Juryo rikishi. Almost nothing, until you reach the top ranks. However, you only rank up with longevity, not ability, so you could be making peanuts for decades.
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>>120336275
Also the stablemasters and coaches work as the judges, so they're making plenty of money.
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>>120336567
Stables conspire together to stop recruiting Hawaiians / Americans after the 90s guys were too dominant. They shot themselves in the foot as Mongolians dominated for the next 20 years.
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who's got her insta?
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what did asashoryu have to say about the jap's blatant rigging against his nephew
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Robbery. Racist nips.
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>>120300397
Same here bro. I hate hate cocky hamplanet piece of shit. Don't have a great reason other than his very annoying face.
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>>120341122
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>>120340642
It doesn't get any more blatant than that...
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>>120340642
Ngl I was pretty fucking mad when that happened, not even a mono-ii
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>>120340487
Asashoryu thinks his nephew should get better at sumo to win more
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>>120340642
yeah, this is bullshit
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>>120311554
lmfao
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>>120325022
This makes me wasn to see topless women's sumo. Imagine Hitomi vs Anri.
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>>120341469
damn i didnt even notice the foot.
highway robbery.
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this basho is a wreck
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wrong pic
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>>120341809
spooky
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Hoshoryu did himself no favors by backpedaling the entire time which led to him getting pushed out
I think if he had managed to stop Shodai at the edge and THEN got pushed out simultaneously while he was throwing Shodai down then they would've given him at least a mono ii
but he was not the aggressor at all so they gave the win to the aggressor in this case simple as
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>>120343957
Agreed. Shodai was in control the entire time.
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>>120341809
Are those 75-year old geishas or 25-year old furisode girls?
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Tell me guys where to watch sumo?
You have captivated me
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>>120344751
Pastebin in the OP. Most people probably watch nattosumo on youtube.
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Can Hakuho unretire?
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>>120345317
Hakuho wanted to retire a long time ago, it was the elders ironically that begged him to stay for as long as he did
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>>120345317
Unretiring would be treated as rejoining sumo from scratch, which means he wouldn't make the age cutoff, which is 23.
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>>120341809
ghost of old timey spectator who was crushed by falling sumo
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Wow, I was way off.
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I really hope Takarafuji gets a win soon. It is hard to watch a sumo wrestler find a way to lose every bout for 8 days straight
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>>120339595
neither gyoji nor shinpan did not react quickly enough to stop it sooner, but who cares. Taka won, nobody cares now.
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>>120345317
It's sad how hard the Yokozuna rank is dominated by foreigners even with limitations one gaijin per heya.
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>>120348194
I remember once Onosho didn't get a win until day 13 or something. He looked so dejected after every loss, but when he did get his first win there was a lot of applause.
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>>120348403
It gets depressing. Especially when they go into day 9 already make-koshi. Seeing someone have a bad tournament happens but I feel like if they at least get a win then it was worth them competing.
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>>120300397
Based
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I see I missed an interesting day
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>>120338461
>>120338516
>>120343957
>>120344084
>the delusion of shodaisissies
your boy is going make-koshi this basho and the next to be a mid-maegashitter and no amount of shimpanzees will be able to save him from this fate
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I am officially team Shodai now.
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>>120345790
>>120345393
I know. I just want him to come back and dominate all of these clowns. I's love for him to come back and shove his elbow into the FAT stupid faces of Shodai and Takakeisho
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>>120340642
fucking shitter ref and judges, hope uncle Assa pays the yakuza to break some knees
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>>120354669
That ref is a notorious shithead. He really should retire and commit seppuku with his blade.
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>>120354669
So how exactly does the shinitai rule work?
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>>120354963
nobody knows

But it doesn't even apply here, see >>120341469
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>>120354963
In theory, it's supposed to be that, if the defending wrestler is in a completely unrecoverable position where he's guaranteed to lose, the attacking wrestler is allow to brace himself for his own safety and still win even if he touches down first. It shouldn't apply to Shodai's win, but everything in sumo is vague for a reason.
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>>120356171
Shodai was the attacker in this match, it definitely applied to him and that's why he won
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>>120356171
OK, that makes sense. I heard some commentators saying that the shinitai rule was applied in this case but even they were saying it was close.
It looked to me like Shodai touched down in the process of putting Hoshoryu into an unrecoverable position but I didn't think that was the rule.
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>>120356246
>Shodai was the attacker in this match
lmao what? he got thrown at the ropes
shintai doesn't mean "he was going forwards so he won" it's to allow for a rikishi to protect himself from injury by touching a hand down or stepping out of the ring to prevent taking a fall - I don't think that's what Shodai was going for when he put the top of his foot down here
Hoshoryu had his foot on the bales when he initiated the throw and kept it there until Shodai hit the ground so it's not like he was completely unrecoverable flying feet-first through the air
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>>120356246
Shodai lost that one. Clearly. There's no room for debate at all. At... fucking... all!
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Yes, yes, well done, Hoshoryu. Well done, Hoshoryu. HOWEVER
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>>120358967
The shimpan said, calmly
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>>120340642
Looks good to me, nephew fell backwards without attempting anything.
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>>120338364
Akebono would destroy terunofuji
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>>120359471
Check a couple different angles, to me it looks like Hoshoryu is going for a Amiuchi, or Fisherman's throw.
He's clearly exerting force on on that arm and not just holding onto it.

Even then it doesn't matter as the top of shodai's foot touches claw first, and then shodai's knee touches down as hoshoryu loses his footing. It was a wrong call no matter which part of this you want to argue.
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>>120359513
Akebono would destroy your toilet
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>>120340642
Call the cops!
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>>120359471
>>120356246
Hoshoryu did the exact same thing that Shodai's done to get wins, a desperation throw at the rope to try and get the other guy to land before him, or at least force a rematch. And it's worked for him numerous times, to the point where everyone riffs on him winning by mono-ii.
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>4chan in charge of explaining the shini-tai rule

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shini-tai
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>>120242963
Is there female sumo?
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>>120367498
Not professionally, in fact professionally all women are banned from so much as stepping foot on the dohyo. But there is female amateur sumo, including in Japan itself.
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>>120367498
>female sumo

Just fuck off and watch porn already.
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>Hoshorshitters can't recover

Hoshoryu didn't have a throw. His foot caught and he got bulled over. Should have been better
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>>120367949
2/10
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>>120368137
got a (you), therfore i win

just like shodai did
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>>120367949
>>120361343
>>120368580
>>120360030
>>120358062
He got completely dominated the entire match which is why he was never going to get a decision to go his way
If he ever managed to stop Shodai's momentum at any point in the match or at the edge and force a struggle before finally getting pushed out then the judges would've been more apt to call a mono ii
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>>120368948
You would have a convincing argument if Shodai hadn't won at least half a dozen times this calendar year so far doing the exact same thing Hoshoryu did to him. It would make sense in a vacuum, but it's not in a vacuum, it's inconsistent with previous rulings.
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>>120369076
lot of guys win with that throw at the edge. hoshoryu didn't get the throw off is the point. he was back peddling and trying to separate. there wasn't an attempt to make an athletic move
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>>120340642
I hope they continue to be racist for decades to come. Japan is one of the last bastions of purity on Earth. Globalism was a mistake.
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can a japanon please translate uncle's tweets
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>>120370540
https://www.deepl.com/en/translator

I think he means "if you do better sumo (like me) it wont need referees"
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enhofags about to get btfo yet again
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Give me the rundown on Atamifuji
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>>120372300
Took him just 7 basho to get into salary, from the VERY BOTTOM of the banzuke. Wildly impressive.
Dude's just 19. Got a minimal mk in his 1st salaried basho, kept his rank.
And just now, avenged his last defeat to Shimazuumi (ugly fucker).
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>16 fucking leaders and runnerups on day 9
What the fuck is this shit?
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>sicario.png
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>>120372387
Fun basho.
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By day 10 there will be not a single makuushitter with a KK.
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Starting off with a mono-ii, naturally
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Kisenosato calls the dumbest mono-iis I love it
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Good bout between Kotoshoho and Azumaryu
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BUCK STATUS: BROKEN
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saltman escorted from the premises
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Years of gatekeeping has rendered takarafuji to this state its over.
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>the lone takarafuji fan is happy about that
WTF announcer?
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"Viewer discretion is advised when looking at the records of sanyaku men"
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Way to get yourself pancaked, Wakamotoharu
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Damn, Tochi killed him.
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>>120373543
He killed himself, should have realized it was over and let himself be stepped out on the last push. No getting out of that situation, especially not by just pushing back.
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The #rare normal Ura kimarite
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>>120373580
That reminded me of Ura vs Shodai, when Ura just refused to give up. Almost commited suicide by pulling Shoday to fall on top of him.
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alright cya tamawashi
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>>120337860
I'm fucking cursed.
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Wow...Should have been another monoii.
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Hokutofuji ROBBED
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Fucking robbery, you could see with the naked eye that his heel touched the clay
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Kotonowaka 11-4 yusho
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>>120373694
Wtf another robbery. Shinpan are fucking up so much this basho.
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the basho is so fucken close.
i have not any idea who could win this basho.
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i realized why this basho is such a shitshow
lack of ichinojo. he is the stabilizing factor
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What are they starring at each other, man?
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wtf nephew why is he being a dick to takayasu
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>>120373783
it's a red mawashi thing. you wouldn't get it
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Its not over
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>>120373783
Mongol envy of the Übermensch.
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Excellent technique, Shodai. Barreling forward with the grace of a lumbering mongoloid, flawless execution.
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BASED Shodai, holding Abi
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Wtf shodai. Please explain. Did he just luck out? Normally Abi will just heel turn at the edge.
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>>120373865
>luck
skill
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Will we see a 10-5 yusho? Never happened before.
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>>120373921
That would be the end of sumo
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Old faggot Inosuke killed Keisho's momentum with that false matta
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WTK's hand solidly touched down during the exchange. plainly visible in the replay.
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terrible judging this basho wakas hand clearly touch dont need a reply to see it
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taking bets, which row will tobizaru end up in?
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>>120374007
4th
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>>120374016
lol he looked like he wanted to fall out even after teru gently placed him outside the dohyo
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Manlets, when will they learn?
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>>120374027
Fuckin' lel.
Shades of Tochi vs Enho.
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Same end but at least it's getting less embarrassing for Tobi before it.
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>>120373994
Just rewatched and it is very obvious that his hand touched.
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at least the monkee was not humiliated like vs Hakuho.
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you can't tell me that this man doesn't have down syndrome
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>>120374064
inu
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>I'll try inserting my arms straight into my opponents armpits who is well known for his kimedashi's, thats a good trick.
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>>120374044
Could see it without the replays. Are these fuckers drunk?
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One for Shohozan and Kaisei as they slump into the unsalaried divisions
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>>120374266
Tochinoshin beat Shohozan to win his first and only basho in 2018.
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>>120370493
>tf
>tp
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Where is the dead body rule now?
Chiyonokuni's hand only touched the ground when Midori was already fully in the air. Chiyonokuni still lost.

Hoshoryu's foot was still on the ground when Shodai faceplanted. Yes, I'm still mad.
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>>120374435
Shinpan/gyoji are retarded and make mistakes. Part of sumo, deal with it
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>>120374461
This is of course complete bullshit, since in a room few other referees see the bout in HD in 9000 perspectives.
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>>120373783
no human has any respect for dirty pinoys

>>120373851
I swear if Shitdai gets bailed out yet again i'm gonna be pissed, what a terrible excuse of a rikishi
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nephew behaves just like uncle
those motherfuckers are bullies
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>>120374561
Bullying dirty nips is based
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>>120374435
Shitdai's bouts more and more become a clown fiesta. Look at today: Shodai stumbles forward completely uncontrolled and Abi just has to jump left and give him a little aditional shove to push him out. Instead Abi jumps back and eliminates himself. Therefore, Abi's either a retard without any ring awareness or...
Let's just say it smells. Heavily.
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>>120374799
>NOO SHODAI CAN'T WIN HE IS SHITTER YAOCHO YAOCHO YACHO
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>>120374799
>Therefore, Abi's either a retard without any ring awareness or...

Abi is well-known to be an idiot.
There's a story about him from a few years ago where he was visiting his old elementary school and he was asked to sign something for the principal. Not only did Abi not remember this guy who was his teacher but he also could not remember how to write the character for "teacher".
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>>120375700
You can't be serious? Sauce?
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>>120374561
Yasu spent the whole bout slapping him in the face.
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>>120375700
source on this?
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>>120376136
>>120376492
Reddit. Take it with grain of salt
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/an1cs9/had_lunch_with_abi_yesterday/
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"Russia" vs Ukraine, as the main event of makushita. Only one of those shitters will get a chance to advance.
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>>120376947
Oh shit its really happening
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>>120376956
Can't even attribute it to banzuke commitee having fun.
Both 1-3, both in makushita joi, matchup sets itself.
WINNER TAKES ZAPOROZHYE
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We are getting diversity in sumo. There is half-nigerian Ikazuchido in maezumo currently. Looked pretty solid with strong body
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>>120377785
What self respecting jap would breed with such a savage ape
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reposting pic from the other thread, don't mind me
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Last basho when 11-4 yusho was taken. By Haruma. And it's day 10.
We're about to see some ultimate clown conclusion.
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chances of Hoshotyu choking his sekiwake promotion?
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>>120377985
May you burgers please let your racism at home? Noones interested in it outside of the US. We somehow manage to be pretty friendly and civil with each other most of the times. Thank you.
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>>120378204
Likely, but not for lack of trying. Wakatakakage and Abi aren't completely shitting the bed and can easily get winning scores, even 8-7, which means Hoshoryu is going to need 11 wins to get a S2e spot. That means 5-1 the rest of the tournament at worst.
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>>120378407
>which means Hoshoryu is going to need 11 wins
NO ONE is going past 10 this time!
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>>120374064
it's called "mongoloid"
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Tomato boomer never misses a day does he
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>>120370540
>>120370935
Asashoryu's such a cunt, love it
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>>120374064
For me, it's Wakatakakage that looks like he has extra chromosomes.
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Does someone have today's standings?
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>>120380956
Never mind, I was just lazy
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>>120374435
>Yes, I'm still mad.
me too brother, bring it in
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>>120372387
It's called "competition", you dumb fuck.
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>>120374435
>Chiyonokuni still lost.
His legs hit clay before midori hit clay.
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>>120374690
BASED GOAT completely mindfucking Shodai before putting him on the clay.
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>>120378214
Fuck off, Achmed.
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>>120383219
It's called "Everyone except for Teru is a mediocre shitter". Except Teru is also a mediocre shitter now that his foot finally exploded.
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>>120383507
No, it's called competition. Why in the fuck would you want to watch any competition if you already know who is going to win? That's just fucktarded.
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>>120374690
>the sheer hatred
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>>120383405
he was only imitating the true GOAT
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>>120383629
I would like to have 2-4 clear leaders, decide which one I am going to root for and get excited over the matches instead of having this schizoid chaos of everyone (including gyoji) eating shit to the point where there is a literal dozen contenders in the middle of second week. How is this a proper competition in your head? A poor maegashitter who will snatch this cup will be made fun of for only being able to win "that" basho.
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>>120378090
I want to bang japanese girls so bad, what a bunch of sluts.
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>>120383905
If every basho is "that" basho, then no basho is "that" basho.
Win's a win.
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>>120383979
Be glad that they're wearing masks so you can pretend their hot, because they are guaranteed to have extremely fucked-up teeth.
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>>120383905
Say it with me, Aoiyama Yusho
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>>120383905
I like to have a chaos basho every now and then. I also like to see an occasional 15-0 stomping by a yokozuna. If they all followed a similar pattern it would be boring.
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>>120383905
>How is this a proper competition in your head?

It's a proper competition exactly because there's more than 2-4 fighters who can win the basho due to being overwhelmingly dominant.
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I think Teru was our last hope to have an actual dominant yokozuna, and that hope was killed off five years ago. The increased development of high school and university sumo means we're going to see more guys with quick rises but flame out just as quickly. We're going to get more yokozuna, but they'll be the 3-5 year kind that's a reward for a strong ozeki career, like Kisenosato before he got fucked by injuries. We can't even count on the next great Mongolian because even the best Mongolians are being scouted by university, even high school programs these days. It's going to get to the point where I hope NHK starts picking up the top national university tournaments because those are going to be better to watch.
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>>120374561
And that's a good thing
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>>120374690
Didn't he explain why he did this? I half-remember the explanation being that he did it without thinking and it would have been weird to move forward afterward.
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>>120374690
What day was this? lmao
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>>120388395
Yeah in the interview after that Hakuho explained that Shodai is a lil bitch nigga fraud who couldn't push over a little girl, so he he gave himself a handicap to make it more interesting.
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>>120388285
>The increased development of high school and university sumo means we're going to see more guys with quick rises but flame out just as quickly.
I was considering this as well. We're not going to see too many young yokozunas if they're entering the sport at 22 or even 18. But, of course, that will mean shorter careers and thus more churn in the top division, which probably won't make for compelling long-term rivalries.
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>>120388512
Actually, Hakuho cited Shodai's powerful tachiai and being afraid of hurting his knee further.
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>>120388504
Day 14 of Nagoya basho 2021
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>>120374690
me on the right
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>>120374690
Hakuho was the unequivocal GOAT and no one will ever touch him
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>>120383682
Does this gyoji stutter when he announces? I don't speak wapanese but it always sounds like he repeats the first few syllables of a rikishi's name, can't tell if it's for effect or he's an old fuck
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>>120390204
Gyoji and yobidashi have a specific way of calling out names, carrying on from when they had to be easily understood by fans in the cheap seats before the invention of PA audio.
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>>120390204
The gyoji leave out the first part of the name of the rikishi with the longer names when announcing them, and I guess it's due to tradition.

So instead of sounding off with "Takakeisho", or "Takayasu", they sound off with something like "akeisho" and "ayasu" instead.
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I SPIT on Takeashitkeisho.
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>>120391441
my nigga
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Hi I looked through a lot of the sump stuff .. I’m watching karla sumoist on twitch and of course a lot is in Japanese
But there was some numbers .. white dot on left and black dot on the right .. is that how many times each of them has won? I don’t really get it
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>>120392950
White dots are wins, black are losses. If it's a square then it's a default by withdraw, usually because of injury, known as fusen.
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>>120391441
>>120391629
Cringe Americans
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>>120393501
Not as cringey as false flagging faggots like you.
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/Sumō/bros, what's new this basho? Any memes? Any kills? Any chokes?
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>>120396246
Aoiyama was and still is on pace for the yusho, absolutely none of the sanyaku were competing for the yusho race until the top mid-maegashitters started losing bouts, all ozeki are on track to be kadoban or barely make KK, 35 year-old Sadanoumi is in a four-way joint tie for the lead. Pretty memey so far
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>>120396324
Thanks for the update, leafbro.
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RUSSIA vs UKTAINE
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>Shishi lost
Redditbros... It's over...
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Hi im new when does terranofuji fight
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>>120396558
He's always the last bout of the day
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what the hell was that ryuden
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I'm thinking Ryuden is out
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Enho absolutely destroyed
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>Chiyomaru and Enho in mid-mid high Juryo
Makes me sad, but probably about where they belong
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Hakuho in Abema right now
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tokushoryu sole leader in juryo right now
look out, terunofuji. your nemesis is coming back
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Hair pull
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that's not a hair pull. you can grip the head
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Not a hair pull.
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No robbery for now
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>>120397200
I fully expected it, honestly
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Should've expanded going by the fight I bet they'd call hair pull.
Watching the replay I'm pleasantly surprised they didn't.
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Shinpan being extra attentive today for some reason
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May someone start a new thread?
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new thread
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