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Fuck your news
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CHIEFS
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>Fuck your news
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mitchie
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>>116775561
Can't tell if NFC east or just butthurt faggot libtard
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>>116775557
I’ll see you Sunday mutthomes
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>>116775579
>just butthurt faggot libtard
If this were the case, it would have an edgy red star on it for muhhhh socialism maaaaaaaaan!
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>>116775579
kek seethe
wrong on both
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someone needs to announce they're baking. We've had two people make threads at the same time these last two threads
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I feel it....
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>>116775583
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU BIG RAPE
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i got one for your mom too
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>>116775603
That won't stop anything
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>>116775603
Maybe you should do it, fearless leader.
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>>116775605
A blowout? Me too.
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>>116775614
Oh hey Mutthomes
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>>116775617
What is the obsession with cocks in the city of dallas? The stars do the same thing? Too many faggots from commiefornia thinking "teeee heeee, my penis! hahaha! take that republicans!"?
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>i have to choose between buffalo or NE advancing on
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Raiders/Bengals
49ers/Dallas
Bills/Pats
Will be the best games this weekend. Steelers/Kansas City will be the worst and should have been in the 1pm slot.
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>>116775637
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>>116775624
3rd year in a row baby and you fat yard rape potato can’t do nuthin bout it
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>>116775641
Pats are winning in the cold again.
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>>116775647
Unless the stoolers can somehow pull it off. I just hope they can at least injure mutthomo
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>>116775660
>watermark
queef fans are so fucking embarrassing. Steelers by 3
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>>116775541
Lets win another ring
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>>116775684
Kek this one's new saved
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>>116775603
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>>116775678
Stay mad
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>>116775707
This is the 49ers super bowl. If they put up 17 I will be shocked
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HOL UP

HOL UP
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>>116775614
I have nothing to lose
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>>116775735
Why wouldn't they? They gave up almost 30 to second and third stringers last game.
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>>116775605
We’ll win by one point
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>>116775752
No more coom left in the tank
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botes
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>>116775541
Kek that would be an ejection and a major fine in today's pussy ass league
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>>116775738
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Why don't the iggles simply jsut draft two linebackers in the first round?
15- Nakobe Dean
16- Devin Lloyd
Gannon's system puts stress on LBs. Best to have talented options there instead of guys like singleton, who may have singlehandedly lost them multiple games against good QBs this year.
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Awful lot of Mexicans in this thread.
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>>116775756
Parsons had a bye week
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>>116775765
We’ll see about that
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>>116775620
i'm your leader. lick my balls
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>>116775779
dean might go top 10 at this rate, especially after his college playoffs stuff. iggles should trade up if they want dean.
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>>116775791
Sad
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>>116775752
You will taste delicious with ketchup
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>>116775821
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>>116775791
What do you expect from 49ers fans
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>>116775821
i bet Ben tastes gross no matter what you add
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>>116775817
t. Paddy McGillicuddy
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Reminder
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>>116775817
>you average OF thot makes 10 times what these bitches do for 1% of the effort.
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>>116775862
Mutts law
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>>116775855
>implying dallas and san fran and not two-peas-in-a-libtard-pod nowadays
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>>116775856
Sure but Cowboys cheerleaders marry millionaires and billionaires.
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>dook poopchute
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>>116775855
San Francisco: re-defining what it means to be an amerishart
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>>116775885
GAY ass nigga
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>>116775885
This nigga is huge, no homo tho
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>>116775870
This. Dallas's mayor is a black Democrat
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>>116775872
Which muslim country do they do this in once they get flown over there, because you and I both know jerry does this just like snyder did it.
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>>116775870
Something tells me you've never been to Dallas if you think it's the same as the faggot capitol of the world SF
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>>116775920
>faggot capitol of the world
It's the same in my book. The book of faggot-ass cities and the people that inhabit them. Out this fall in bookstores near you.
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hope you fags are hungry
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>>116775930
I'm guessing it's a coffee table book
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this is what Carr just ordered from food service
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>>116775945
What a delicious looking cake, I can't wait to get to an AFCCG or super bowl with this one
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>>116775885
is it bad that makes my cock twitch? That's never happened with guys before
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tomorrow is playoff day!
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>>116775953
No, it's a coffee book table that I wrote with Tara Reid during her time on Taradise. It's a 17-year project.
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>>116775983
What's ole pepperoni tits up to these days?
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>>116775976
No that's normal for Cowboys fans
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>>116775811
lloyd better anyway
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>>116775920
Dallas is worse if you're a newfriend normalfag just stumbling around the city. SF no-no zones are obvious to see and avoid. In Dallas deranged cracked-out turbonigger 9000 specimens pop out of the most random places
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>>116775958
I'm surprised it doesn't have "le black lives matta" somewhere on it, seeing as how he value some murderer over an innocent girl and her dog.
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>>116776011
She was from croatia. That dog's life was unironically worth more than hers.
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>>116776011

>haha right guys?
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>>116775930
>>116776009
Yeah y'all have never been to either city. San Francisco is infinitely more pozzed then Dallas. It's also infinitely more crime ridden. Not to mention the state and local govs like to have a competition to see who can be worse for their citizens. Austin is closer to San Fran but even they aren't as bad as any commiefornia cities.
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The raiders haven't won a playoff game since 2002. The bengals; 1990.

Who are you rooting for to get their first win in decades, anon? For me, it's Derek Carr's Raiders. Although I would not be upset with a Bengals win.
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>>116776009
This...it's like playing left4dead (dallas) vs dead island (san fran) at least in DI the zombies make noise so you know what you're about to walk up on.
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>>116775541
22 mad 51 was the first guy to win 3 straightb owls
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>>116776004
both are very good LB's so i wonder who gets either one. to me, just hope neither goes to baltimore. they're a factory when it comes to these guys
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>>116776050
bungles, raiders are souless in vegas
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>>116776050
Bengals. Raiders can go fuck themselves after blabbering on that they have a faggot on the team, that they fired Gruden for being a fuckin boss and speaking the mind of most Americans and also for employing that piece of shit that MURDERED the girl and her dog, only for the team to come out in full support and fee-fees running for him.
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>>116775794
Damn she’s somehow attractive without looking like a bitch. Bet she still is though. I hate women so much it’s unreal.
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>>116776050
either team desu. i would absolutely love to see the bengals win, and i am fine with the raiders winning as well
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>>116776068
you taking ojabo
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>>116776082
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>gets rid of cukson winces bloated contract
>acquires 3 (fucking three) 1st round picks for the following draft
>still gets the iggles to the playoffs

How the FUCK can one jew be so based?
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>>116776132
Stay mad, libcuck. kwab
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>>116775855
Need to shop a nose and pair of conspiring hands in their
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>>116776111
ravens would probably be the team who ends up taking hutchinson. ojabo is a good guess also because i think oweh wasn't that bad for them
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>>116776137
Based
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>>116776060
I forgot about that. That was back when Dallas and San Francisco were colluding with each other over trades.
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>>116776137
>libcuck
was is it 2016?
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>>116776133
Gonna be funny when they draft 3 busts at wr
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>>116776147
>hutchinson
won't last that long i think
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Earlier I took a tally on who everyone thought was going to win this weekend:

Raiders - 9
Bengals - 10

Patriots - 3
Bills - 16

Eagles - 8
Buccaneers - 11

49ers - 13
Cowboys - 3
Gays - 1
Both teams die - 2

Steelers - 5
Chiefs - 14

Cardinals - 7
Rams - 12

Next Round would be:
49ers @ Packers
Bengals @ Titans
Rams @ Buccaneers
Bills @ Chiefs

Surprised so many people are picking against the Cowboys
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>>116776147
He's gone in the top 3.
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>AYYO GUS YOU KNOW IM EXCITED BOUT THE PLAYOFFS. JANUARY FOOTBALL WHERE THE LEGENDS ARE MADE NAMSAYIN? BUT THERE BE ONE CAT I JUST CAINT WAIT TO SEE. CALAMARI FINA SHOW UP AND HE GON SHOW OUT GUS BELEE DAT
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>>116776160
Are you expecting growth from those people?
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>>116776173
hutch isn't going in the top 10. you're insane if you take a center that high.
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>Cowboy fan hubris
Will make their fall even more sweet.
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>>116776160
>was is it 2016?
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>>116776190
It always does and then they'll disappear until the draft.
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>>116776174
>all those comments on the vikings/bears highlight video that said the commentary was "great"
I fuckin' hate this new world, man.
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>>116776208
i like gus but talib brings that man down
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Raiders are beating the Bungals
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>>116776184
>i'm jus 'tarded brah, 'gnore me
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>>116776170
Bengals
Bills
Bucs
Cowcucks
Chiefs
Who cares
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>>116776190
You act like losing games means anything to us. Tell me, what makes you think that we aren't used to losing? If we lose, it's nothing new. But if we win, you all seethe and THATS why we do it. Because no one gets doubted more then us kek
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>>116776223
i like hutch btw, but he isn't going top 10. maybe the giants bite on him, but they're more likely to take cross than him
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>>116776216
OH. MY. GAWWWWD! WHAT A PLAY! A SCREEEN PASS FOR 2 YARDS! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOW! HE'S GOT RUNNING FROM DA COPS SPEED! HAHAHAHA I CAN SAY THAT CUZ IM BLACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>116775541
You think your team stands a chance against us?
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>>116776203
the yearly tradition
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>>116776208
>>116776216
>>116776238
t. Joe Buck loving retards who can't appreciate commentary kino

https://youtu.be/7lpNDCoKiXA
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Fake headlines guy here

CLE: browns want US secretary of defense for HC
BAL: Lamar spotted practicing with Vick
KC: Patrick Mahomes admits to fear of mustard
DAL: Dak demoted to second QB depth chart after insulting jerry's lack of hair
LV: Derek Carr: "I really want to rob a casino now."
GB: Davante Adams believes Rodgers will replace Kimmel on late night TV
SF: Jimmy dealing with sore throwing arm following breakup
CAR: CMC wants to "still be cool" with panthers fans
NO: saints plan to kidnap kidnap brady
MIA: Dolphins have hired an actual dolphins as HC
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>>116776011
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>>116776275
Sorry, not sorry. I prefer to understand the color commentary and also not have some hype-man scream about some play that happens every game. Also, Gus is a racist who only praises black players. I bet he thinks his race is fuckin' oppressed even. Kekekekekek
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>>116776292
This is the most reddit thing I've seen today
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>>116776297
>le registered democrat face
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>>116776297
>that nose
>that receding hairline

Bit sus.
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>Cold Sneezely
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>>116775579
this is /sp/
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Hi, why is everyone picking the 49ers over the cowboys?
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>>116776397
Because the cowboys suck and lost to the raiders
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>>116776397
because no actually like the cowsois, the media just sucks jerruh's cock because he has a lot of oil money.
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>>116776397
because it would be fun, and the cowboys are inconsistent so there's a chance

the cowboys are the better team i think
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>>116776397
The Cowboys are barely above 500 outside of their terrible division. They have literally no good wins and Herbert is the only decent quarterback they've defeated. Literally only had two tough games on that schedule and of course they lost. This might be the most fraudulent 12 win team ever.
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I LOVE JOSH ALLEN
I LOVE THE BUFFALO BILLS
I LOVE CAKE
NO RAZORS
BUFFALO ALL THE WAY THIS TIME
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>>116776216
talib is based

kys
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>>116776478
"ayo sheeet man dey gotsa git dis one fo da firs dauwn!"

Yeah...based. Fuck off.
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>>116776448
they only beat three teams above .500 also.
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I'm not going to be able to stream/record any simulations before the playoffs, sorry for the 2 anons who wanted to see some.
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>>116776502
this is how i can tell you've never been around a black person in your life
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>>116776502
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>>116776516
Why would I ever want to do that? Good point, retard.
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>>116776430
>the media just sucks jerruh's cock
This is a lie. The media hates the cowboys. They're all saying that Deebo will run all over the soiz. Why would you like about the media narrative? Are you jewish?
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>>116775662
Pats won that first game because of 60 mph winds, not the cold. Buffalo is wholly healthy and NE is completely lacking in any kind of formidable defensive secondary, Buffalo wins by three scores in a romp, Trubisky plays 4th quarter. Screencap this. NOW.
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>>116776540
Because it will cause you to rethink your life choices that made you a chudcel
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>Why would I ever want to do that? Good point, retard.
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GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING Usa!
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>>116776448
Tampa Kansas City Arizona and Vegas games were all ref-ball. Cowboys would be 16 and 1
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>>116776553
>implying I want to change
No, thanks. Enjoy your diverse lifestyle, though! History has shown that it will certainly benefit you, what with the spiced food and ritual killings and whatnot.
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>>116776471
>>116776546
Bills fans are psycho, racist white trash that are continuously an embarrassment to both America, and the NFL.
https://youtu.be/tolURQxGUEo
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>>116776610
>No, thanks. Enjoy your diverse lifestyle, though! History has shown that it will certainly benefit you, what with the spiced food and ritual killings and whatnot.
you're literally an npc. incel stereotype.
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>>116776397
we've been watching football for more than just the past year
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>>116776590
Fuck I love milk bros. Can't imagine being a lactose intolerant genetic failure hahahaha
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Bills are winning against the Patriots but I'm not going to be some asshat about it when we have more potentially concerning matches that follow. The fact that we should've been 13-4 at worst should tell you that we've been playing horribly and we did not do enough to fix the problems we had. We let the 10-6 Patriots grab the division numerous times this year. Completely unacceptable. Our holes still exist and we should not be huffing our own farts regardless of however many Team records Allen breaks because his o-line can't block for shit so he risks a injury always running out or some DT that had a stretch where he got 2 sacks or us beating up on a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over 5 years. It can all go away in an instant.
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>>116776610
>ritual killings
Are they really that big of a deal? You should be more open minded to other cultures you dumb chud.
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>you're literally an npc. incel stereotype.
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>>116776609
>le ref cope
top zozzle
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>>116776040
>>116776011
What are you guys talking about?
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>>116776730
The thing that Ruggs killed
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desu any soijack post here just reeks of stupidity
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>>116775541
Predictions:
>Who is your first round Upset?
>Who is your first round Blowout?
Upset - Raiders over Bungles
Blowout - Chorfs over Stoolers
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*10-7 patriots but the point is still the same. If we don't show up when it matters fuck all of the talking we should not be anywhere when talked about whose the best of the best. Win a ring or shut the fuck up with your useless and unproductive team record wank.
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>>116776764
upset is at best, niners over cowboys. yes this is an upset
blowout: bucs over eagles. i wanna see philly win but my gut knows pissed off brady
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>>116776765
>Bills
>Lombardi trophy
Pick one, and only one.
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>picking cold weather Josh
ISHYGDDT
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>>116776772
Any visiting team winning this round is an upset, including that one.
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>>116776292
Your gimmick sucks and you should fuck off, le quirky so random guy.
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>Derek Carr has never won a game in temps before 39 degrees
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>>116776239
>yfw Jerome Boger is calling the Raiders-Bengals game

The man is a fucking lunatic. It's not even refball he has no idea what he's doing/saying half the time
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>>116776810
*below
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>>116776764
Upset: Cowsoi fans when they realize that their favorite football team is actually dogshit when it plays a decent opponet
Blowout: Buccs over iggles - Hurts is going to get harassed more than rosa parks supposedly did and Brady will toss 6 tds on that soft-ass defense.
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>>116776811
>The man is a fucking lunatic. It's not even refball he has no idea what he's doing/saying half the time
Yeah, one could say he is the Aqib Talib of referees, but that would clearly upset a few people on /nfl/.
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>>116776836
Cowboys fans are well aware of their modern day playoff record Anon.
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>>116776781
This was for the other bills fans who constantly post tweets of that fat pig (with a last name ending in berg) that talk nothing but how a teammate just destroyed some week 3 record or some irrelevant shit but can't take when fans point out how we're not there yet in terms of balance. Since when did going from 14-3 to 11-6 was acceptable for a team that was talked about as a Super Bowl winner?
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>>116776764
Upset would be either Steelers over the Chiefs or Raiders over the Bengals

Blowout would be Bucs over Eagles or 49ers over Cowboys
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>>116776858
Really? You should tell them that then.
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>>116776810
I keep hearing this said about Carr but has Joe Burrow won a sub 40 game? Genuinely curious
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>>116776810
He won in Cleveland two years ago and it was a fucking ice bowl
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>>116776882
Not much of a sample size since this is really the only year.
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>I keep hearing this said about Carr but has Joe Burrow won a sub 40 game? Genuinely curious
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Reposting
FA: Brian Flores interviews for Texans' head coach job
MIN: Kirk Cousins 'uncertain to be back' with Vikings
PIT: Najee Harris (elbow) questionable for Sunday night
KC: Darrel Williams (toe) expected to play vs Steelers
KC: Tyreek Hill to play PIT 'unless something happens'
KC: Edwards-Helaire (shoulder) ruled out for Wild Card
TB: Fournette 'the most questionable' game-time call
TB: Ronald Jones (ankle) ruled out for Wild Card
PHI: Miles Sanders (hand) 'absolutely' playing vs Bucs
LAC: Bears want interview with LAC personnel director
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Burrow plays in fucking Cincinnati where its cold as shit just like the rest of the midwest all the fucking time Carr isn't built for any of that shit and the Bengals defense is going to have a field day on his ass. Cannot wait for you oblivious Raider fans to switch the channel before halftime.
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>>116776889
It was on September 30th of that year and the low was in the 70s
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>>116776882
Now I want to watch an archive of the Freezer Bowl.
Maybe they should thaw out Mr. Anderson for this game.
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>>116776934
>rest of the midwest
Ohio is NOT in the midwest. Opinion completely disregarded and tossed in the trash.
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>>116776947
No dipshit, the 2020 game in November.
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>>116776891
I just don't put much stock in that stuff. I've seen Carr win all types of games. Raiders O line vs Bengals D line and Bengals WRs vs Raiders DBs are the two big battles in this one. The QBs themselves are fairly evenly matched imo

>>116776901
Yea nice quip faggot. Very funny. Youou would never say this to my face. Before you even opened your mouth I'd have opened with a series of furious haymakers. Be very careful the next time you make a smart Alec remark on this forum....
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>>116776963
Then please tell us what region Ohio resides fellow Hoagie eater. Because clearly you and your dome residing QB know so much about playing in the elements that you haven't won a fucking sub 40 game in your 8 years of Carr as QB, much less made the playoffs with him.
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>>116776955
>Both Winslow and Ken Anderson said that the windchill's effect was so brutal that they have felt its effects decades later—Winslow in noting that he suffers from the residual impact of frostbite in one of his toes, and Anderson because his hands turn cold and numb much more quickly in cold weather now than they did pre-Freezer Bowl.
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>>116776985
The Ohio river valley region is not part of the Midwest.
t. Missourian
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>>116776985
Ohio is in the rust belt, a shithole region consisting of ohio, western penn, indiana, michigan and eastern illlinois. You get temperate weather off the lakes compared to rest of the REAL midwest. Eat a bag of fucking cocks, wannabe bitch.
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>>116776976
Then you're still wrong, retard. It was the 1:00 game and in the 60s and still in the upper 50s by the time the game ended.
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How will you all cope when the soiz win it all?
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>>116777005
Is that Coom? No one is calling his Daffy Duck ass.
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>>116776811
boger will get benched for the rest of the playoffs thankfully, they're sticking him into a meaningless game
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>>116777019
I don’t entertain such frivolous fantasies.
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>>116777005
We need an AB-Hollywood Brown cousin team up. Would be pure kino. Too bad EDC and Harbaugh are massive pussies and would never do it
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>>116777019
I don't know if I could suspend my disbelief enough for that fantasy.
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>>116777019
wouldn't bother me seeing as they haven't won shit for the past three decades, that said I don't think anyone is "coping" over your cowboys when they're biggest playoff dud team in your entire conference
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>>116777019
It would be nice if your $400 million contract bought you at least an NFC Championship (It won't).
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>>116776996
>>116777011
The Midwest, as defined by the federal government, comprises the states of Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin. You are NOT part of muh rustbelt. Carr is 14-45 (.237) against teams with winning records.
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>>116777023
Where is that one faggot, who had that shitty call in the bears game, at in the playoffs? they just HAVE to give him some faggy, touchy-feely going away game, don't they?
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>>116777018
>zoomer who has no idea about the 2002 NFCCG

B-BUT THE WEATHER IGGLE BROS
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>>116776977
Weather temperature experience is wildly overrated unless you've never experienced it then it's probably underrated or you're getting shellshocked into completely different weather you haven't been in awhile. Neither apply here
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>>116777056
What are you talking about? This was in reference to Derek Carr. He wasn't in the league then.
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Despite asshole-lips, faggot-ass cunt with a skid mark on his cheek, little bitch vilma and his fat-tittied coach gregg being cheaters, this was a great part of the 2009/10 playoffs.

https://www.sbnation.com/2010/1/18/1256678/keith-brooking-vikings-running-up-the-score-cowboys
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>>116777050
>as defined by the federal government,
I don't listen to the "federal goverment". There is nothing "west" about Ohio, except muhhhh 1700s precedent. It's 2022, retards, get with the times. There are 30 more states to consider.
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>>116777064
How much more of a retard can you be? the answer is... none more retard.
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>>116777091
I think you need to get some sleep.
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>>116777087
This. No one in the actual Midwest considers fucking Ohio part of the Midwest.
Idaho can call itself part of the Southwest if it wants, I wont humor that either.
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>>116776811
Sad>>116776811
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>>116777019
I'll literally kill myself. I hate the cowboys so much that I'll kill myself if they win.
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>>116777106
B-b-b-but nevada is eat of california, so it must be part of the mideastern USA!!!!
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>>116777108
The key to being a good falseflagger is subtlety.
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>>116777108
I know you are trying to make me root for the Cowboys but I ain't doin it.
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Don't let the Cheatboys cheat their way to the Owl
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playoffs are here:)
lets go all teams! and lets all hope everyone has fun!
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>>116777126
Cowboys cannot into playoff victories. There's only so much the Reffies can really do.
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>>116777127
yay!
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>>116777127
Everyone have fun? Fuck you!
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>tfw you're about to crash /sp/ with no survivors
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>>116777127
What if my team isn't in the playoffs despite starting 8-3? How can I still have fun?
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>>116777160
Y-YOUR ASS!
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>>116777087
If I teleported you to a random spot in Iowa or Ohio you'd have zero clue where which one you were in
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>>116777169
There's nothing to continuously propel the trolley forward, it would inevitably stop based on its limited momentum and obstacles on the ground

Hell, you might save a few lives trying to push it
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>>116777087
Is it touching the coast? Was the entire region known for the decline in Steel Production? Is it always brick ass cold? Then it's midwest, deal with it. Everything south like the Sunbelt/Bible belt are not midwest. Andy Dalton has a higher win rate against winning teams then Derek Carr.
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>>116777206
Yeah, both of them are shitholes, but only one, Iowa, is in the Midwest.
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>>116777169
Watching other people's dreams crash and burn
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>>116777206
>Cornfields fuckin' errywhere
>overpowering stench of pig shit
Yep I'm in Iowa!
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>>116777233
You just described the Rust Belt, retard. Also, they all touch coasts. They are called...say it with me..THE GREAT LAKES.
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>>116777172
Based. Fuck snowbacks
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>>116777108
no way fat mike mccarthy is winning shit dog
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>this is the first full capacity bills mafia playoff crowd since the 90's
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>>116777252
It is all midwest, and so is Ohio. 1-4 against Cincinnati.
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Packers winning the owl and nothing you can do about it
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>>116776641
That's right
>>116776690
Have faith my friend, we're getting hot right when we need to
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>>116777284
It's not Mid and it's not WEST. They are the Rust Belt, or Middle East, if you'd prefer that.
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>>116777273
GL to all the white trash standing out in -5 degree weather to see the Bills lose to the Patriots for a round 1 exit
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>Midwest
>Rust belt
both irrelevant
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>>116777289
>Gayron Godgers
>Owl Ring
Pick one...and only one
Brett will always be remembered over Rogers.
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>>116777320
Godgers is right, but who tf is rogers? Is that your step dad?
Reminder that aint shit you can do about it
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>>116777320
We won't forget Brent
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>>116777336
I don't have to do anything. Just sit back and let inevitable playoff history run it's course (again).
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>>116777182
If every playoff team were a Sopranos character

Titans: Johnny Sack
Chiefs: Livia
Bills: Richie
Bengals: Furio
Raiders: Paulie
Patriots: Silvio
Steelers: AJ

Packers: Vito
Bucs: Tony
Cowboys: Jackie Jr.
Rams: Carmine Jr.
Cards: Junior
49ers: Meadow
Iggles: Artie
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Carr Queens are infinitely worse then Philly fags, glad you cunts have never made the playoffs.
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>>116777360
Did you forget to post this last week?
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>>116777336
How pissed were you went Aaron was defeated by The Goat last year?
On a scale of 1 to 10.
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>>116777384
Look at all that irrelevancy
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Literally who cares if it's mideast or midwest or rust belt, at the end of the day they're all just flyovers
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>>116777377
One and out as a 5th seed? Do you want a cookie motherfucker?
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>>116777359
>Packers: Vito
>Iggles: Artie
kek
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>>116777408
Yep, and as a Missourian (previously Illinoian), let me say that we are mighty pleased when you just keep on your way, thanks.
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>>116777384
>posting maps as if I care.

Still not the midwest, faggot. You're not changing my mind.
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>>116777413
Ya seethe
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>>116777413
Motherfucker? My name is Clarence.
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>>116777408
and your state is infested with blacks and mexicans. OHHHH the horror! There are airplanes in the sky flying over us!!! OH NO!
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>>116777250
>corn
this is actually how I judge a midwest state. does it have corn in it or not?
Yes=midwest
No=not midwest
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>irrelevant-staters absolutely seething
You love to see it
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If Herbert replaced Large Len for the Steelers, would they be the AFC favorites?
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>>116777359
Nobody repping us Chrissy Chads?
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>>116777528
Strong possibility
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>beaners living in America illegally
You hate to see it
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>>116777504
Just saying if I were dropped in Ohio I would absolutely be able to tell it from Iowa.
Ohio is fields of Onions, Iowa is endless corn fields.
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>>116777528
No
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>>116777544
Retard
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>>116777438
Goth Matthew Stafford watching the divisional round he's not apart of for yet another year makes me laugh like no other. When the best similar player you're compared to is Jameis Winston, you know you're in a heap trouble.
>>116777452
Good job living in the hills with both of your parents Clarence.
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>>116777533
Chris is the refs, sniveling little backstabbing shits who only worry about what the big man tells them to do. They also love sucking up to Tony (buccs), because he told them how his dad died.
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>>116777547
If Ronald Reagan didn't give them amnesty and Trump lived up to his promise we wouldn't have to worry about it.
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>>116777533
Addendum
49ers: Chrissy
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>>116777520
t. modesto, ca/medford,or/yakima,wa
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>>116777577
This, fuck (((republicans)))
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>>116777572
Refs: Hesh
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>>116777384
Looking at this map just made me realize just how irrelevant the east cost is outsider of New York and New Jersey. Everything under Vermont and New Hampshire and to the right of New York is an area I completely forgot existed
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>>116777577
>if jews didn't run the country last 150 years...

Yeah, if only...
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>>116777577
Don't forget the Bush amnesty.
>Trump
>honoring his word
Toppest kek.
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>>116775541
Soon
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>>116775541
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>>116777616
I'm glad you picked up on that
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>>116777680
It's gonna be a fucking massacre. I still don't understand how the Steelers defence has fallen off so bad this year. My only theory is that Mike Hilton was the secret sauce the last 3 years
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>>116775980
enjoy the L
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>>116777671
I don't get this reference. Is Toom telling Big Rapist that he should have done a better job with hydration?
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>>116776050
bengals are gettin up in that ass
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>>116777751
Gay
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>>116777777
Steelers will win
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Brady will win Owl
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>19 years
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rate the uni choice
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>>116777759
It's not gay if your cock is the one with poop on it.
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>>116777778
>off by one
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>Nobody has fucked over the 49ers more in the post season than the Cowboys
Where will you be watching this kino matchup?
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>>116777811
Yes.
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>>116777795
plain silver and white - faggot (0) / 10
orange and black with decals that actually match the team name and mascot- 4 / 10
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>>116777838
Here
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>>116777703
But their defense is the only scary part about them
I fucking hate the Steelers and I'm scared they are going to go on some bullshit underdog playoff run
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>be me
>west coaster
>wake up at 11:41 am
>cook breakfast
>eat and shitpost until 1:15 pm
>brother arrives
>crack open a cold rainier and watch playoff football at 1:30 pm
>not worrying because my team's not in it this year
>turn brain off and watch football for 7 consecutive hours
how's your day gonna go?
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>>116777906
Gonna wake up at 12 pm, I might get lunch with my friend but if I don't then I'm going to order a heap Chinese food and watch the game while eating it. Then I'm going to my friends place and they aren't football fans so I'll stream the Bills game on my phone while hanging out
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>>116777906
At which point do you guys defecate in the street and then suck each other off while jerking off a hobo?
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>>116777606
Outsider of new York and jersey is the only part of the northeast that doesn't blow dude. Cape cod and the CT coast is where white people have fun while ms13 burns down long Island
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>>116777943
>ms13
Who?
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>>116777939
This stuff is just constantly on your mind huh?
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>>116777939
I don't live in San Francisco anon
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>>116777954
You've either got to be 13 or not actually from New York
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>>116777961
It's called word association, you say west coast, everyone thinks: faggot who shits in the street
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>>116777981
I like it
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>>116777982
So, yes.
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>>116777981
another contestant
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>>116778081
This one is fine too
The real answer is this
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>>116778113
houston unironically has the best away uniform in the league
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>>116778139
Literally just nu-patriots, who also have an ugly uniform
*vomits*
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>>116778153
they need to go back to this
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>mixing THREE different blue/blue-adjacent colors (navy, bright blue, and sea foam) one of which is not even part of the team color scheme
>silver helmet but not silver pants
people only defend this atrocity because muh cowboys
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>>116778262
Nobody has stuck to their original look more then the Cowboys. Why do you hate tradition? I bet you love "progress" huh, faggot?
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>>116778262
you bring up a good point...
the pants are atrocious
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>>116778292
Looks pretty good to me
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>>116778331
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>>116778262
always found that sea foam pants horrible. i think the 49ers home/bears away are the best unis but desu a lot of classic unis are lackluster or complete shit that only gets a pass because everyone's had the design imprinted in their mind since they've watched
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>>116778345
Hate all you want, your words will fall on deaf ears
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>>116778378
the bears away uniform has been unchanged since 1935 and it's great
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>>116778292
This is actually a very weird story I found this year that I wish I hadn't. There's a mix of the color in the pants, it's a blue or a green or something mixed it's weird
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>>116778378
It's clearly not Seafoam, but more of a skyblue
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>>116778331
if that came out now(and the name too) 90% of people would rip on it for being create-a-team generic shit
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McNabb is still the best QB in Eagles history.
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>>116778420
And if you weren't gay, your parents would love you, but we don't deal in hypotheticals. The Cowboys uniforms are classis but still tasteful. You hate them for subjective reasons, not objective ones. So cope.
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>>116778420
Additionally, we live in a very pozzed time, so anything that gets accepted has obviously passed through the fag/pro-BLM/progressive/leftist filter. Failing that test would be an honor
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>>116778460
I actually prefer the away Jersey dark blue. That guy posted that Zack Martin jersey he bought for $1,300 at the captain's patch on it. I thought that was pretty rad. They actually used to play better in that Jersey
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Bengals are da bomb.
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why did every team feel the need to change their logos in the late 90s/early 00s and remove all the soul?
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>>116778490
2/3 of my favorite logos have been replaced and the third will be lucky to make it 5 years so good point
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>>116778495
Their Navy Blues are kino
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>>116778516
To make some logos easier to upload to the internet via primitive art programs. Not even joking.
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>>116778526
so much better than what it used to be
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>>116778516
the old cardinals logo is so dopey lmao
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>>116778526
Yes Stauback was Navy. It's all weird but somehow my favorite NFL uniform
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>>116778516
That's why I love the cowboys, they've never had to change.

>>116778520
I've been "lucky" to be a cowboys fan. I can deal with our team losing for many reasons, but I can't deal with politics being brought into the locker room. Also why I love Texas as a whole. It's not perfect but it's a lot better than some other states.
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>>116778526
noooooo those are hecking cursed!!! we have to wear white for 15 of our games or we'll lose!
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>>116778563
Always make me think of the bad guys from Little Giants
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>>116778574
>>116778586
There's just something special about wearing a non-white uniform when you're away. I'm not saying it helps them win, but there's something to it. Also, I'm not sure if I like the blue and white or the blue and silver more
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>>116778563
not even the 2001 XFL had jerseys this stupid
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>>116778612
Blue and silver for comparison
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>>116778586
It's like before they had a separate identity and played better out of town. Now this team seems more based here
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>>116778580
the ironic thing is cowboy was a derogatory term too
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>>116778612
blue and white is too similar to the colts imo
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>>116778635
definitely better
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>>116778637
Derogatory to whom?

>>116778640
The colts don't use navy blue, though. And their helmet is also way different.

>>116778642
Agreed
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>>116778677
imagine if you were a wheat farmer and people called you cornboy
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the "WE PLAY BETTER IN THIS COLOR" argument was always funny to me
Seattle had never lost wearing their bright greens until this year when Donald broke Wilson's finger
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Back when NFL's Top 10 had soul
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtE3eeDg9KQ
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>>116778765
I always wrestled better when I got the red anklet band and our white away jerseys. Even in college our aways were gold and white and I played better.
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Anyway bros Keanu Neal is scratch for this game so Cowboys think they have it in the bag. They're going to let San Francisco run. 493r secondary is ass Cowbros win
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>>116778811
I just saw a cat that looks exactly like Gary Busey 10 seconds before I read this so "they" couldn't be more wrong
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>>116778902
but believing in something, regardless of merit, gives it tangible strength. Ignoring psychosomatic responses seems foolish
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>>116778881
Wait why would cowboys think they'll do better if Neal is out? Don't they use him a lot?
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>>116779053
Because they apparently think they don't need him. He wrapped up Tampa Bay. This team has introduced this Southern flavor Baltimore/Falcons you know. Dan Quinn seems to be cool here
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>>116779113
I have faith in my boys. Every time they're called a major underdog and the media is against them, they play their hearts out
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>>116779126
That's very true cuz they're just human. This is a really cool team man I like these guys
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which is the most I FUCKING LOOOVE SCIENCE!!!! team in the nfl right now?
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>>116779179
Probably the team your mom was on at the black spring break
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>>116777292
Hot in the cold.
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>>116779179
Chargers
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>>116779202
anon, I am Spanish, we don't have that kind of shit here
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>>116779241
How nice is Spain on the Mediterranean? I always imagined it's gorgeous.
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>>116779241
Freaknik, saw your mom there
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>>116779274
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>>116779269
it's nice, but filled to the brim with tourism and all the litter and filth that brings. mediterranean mountains and planes are very nice though.
but if you want peak /med/ experience, go to coratia or greece. Greece is also very touristy but there are many places the tourists just don't know about.
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>>116779478
People in Spain are completely 100% full of shit. Same as Mexico and the entire South America
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>>116779554
i'd say you're right but you come from the land of fake smiles and fake hospitality
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>>116779179
Basically any west coast or northern team
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>>116779592
Whatever hombre. I live next to 11 Hondurans and the smell of shit is unreal
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oh hai /nfl/
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>>116779592
What is fake is you. And these people. Oh we come to make tortillas for everyone we're so happy
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>>116779478
>mediterranean mountains

sounds immensely based
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Why don't you go to Walmart and buy a personality $19.95
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CAN I GET A WHO DEY?!?!?!
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>>116780016
Isn't that the Saint's thing?
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>>116780051
Saints are WHO DAT
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>>116780082
WHO DEM
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>>116776641
This is based though.
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>>116776609
>Tampa
>Refball
Not only did they get a INT from 4nette on the damn red zone but they got plenty of penalties.
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>>116776609
>vegas was refball

Turnabout fucker
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Refball will plauge the Raidas/Bungles in favor of the Silver and Black game cuz Goodell wants this Raidas team to continue being that Cinderella team the NFL hasn't had since the 2011 Giants team.
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>>116780277
>Goodell wants this Raidas team to continue
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>>116778516
Folcons, Bengals, Oilers, Eagles, Seahawks all have really really bad logos, jets too.
There have been some good updates, like the Dolphins, Jets, Eagles changed for the better. So its not as bad as some of them are currently now. I mean the Bengals didnt even have a good football helmet, its 2D, the browns have a older logo and its better. Chargers change was good and so was the Rams.
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>>116780313
the jets logo is still shit
imagine being named the JETS and your logo is literally a fucking green football
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>>116776208
I honestly like talibs commentary a lot
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>>116780175
>>116780201
Okay the genius bar has arrived. Go watch the games
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>>116780585
Your mother getting porked by haitian immigrants isn't a game but I'll watch it none the less
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>>116780607
16-1
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>>116780620
Sixteen men on one woman? If your mother insists.
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>>116780640
Yes the Cowboys defense and Jimmy Garoppolo's Mom
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I'm praying to God Tom Brady wins this game so Cowboys can destroy him next week SRJH8
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>>116780460
not a fan, but their unifom is Top 3
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Not kidding assholes I want to see Micah Parsons put Tom Brady's face on the hashmark
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>>116780660
>cowboys have 16 men on the field
>complain about refball
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>>116780746
And I wish Derek Carr gets redeemed by Playoff win
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>>116780770
Yes it's like the Peloponnesian war Parsons is a tiger and lamb is a eagle and diggs or something. Our 16 is 11
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>>116780837
Not sure if I'm really drunk or this post is incredibly deep
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>>116780881
Parsons called them a pack of lions
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>>116780960
>the weaker female lions do all the work
>a couple male lions take all the credit

Makes sense
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>>116780857
Not on Caturday.
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>>116781012
Wow. It's basically assumption of God forms. I'm never heard a linebacker talk like this, He's also pretty quick
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>>116781097
Today is Raiderday
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>>116781128
Fuck Raiders and fuck cars!
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>>116781160
Oh yeah? Well fuck you!

>/o/ vs /an/ bowl
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>Godgers has more AP1s and MVPs than Fraudy despite starting his career 7 years later
bradybros???
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>>116781186
Raiders and Bengals are the loser bowl
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>>116781297
Would winning the loser bowl make you a loser?
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>TB vs Queef SB again
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>>116775557
>t.
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>>116781352
>puckers, queefs or cucks
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>>116781294
>MVP
>meme stat
Brady had 3 of these before his first MVP
And had 3 of these at this point in his career
Cope
And cope again when Rodgers is eliminated again
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When can I start drinking for pre-game?
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>>116781369
Do you really think Rodgers would not have won those first 3, where defense and BB was the driving force?
And then not at least 3 more with BBs perennial elite defenses?
Team sport.
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>>116781367
>RASM vs. Bang Bungs SB
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>>116781383
If you start now, i wont stop you
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>>116781348
Yes
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>>116781538
loser gets the o ring, tho, right?
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>>116781556
Wrong, winning is losing. Ergo by winning the loser bowl makes you the winner.
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>>116781484
>Le choke man
>Winning
Not a chacne.
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>>116781383
>get 24 stellas last night
>just finished first 12
>gonna get a nap and big breakfast
>get more beer
>be ready for game time
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>>116781646
The "choker" is somehow better in the playoffs than Brady (note the garbage time filter).
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Was it the ultimate chorge?
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>>116781704
>Better
>1 NFC Championship win
lol
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>>116781556
It makes you the biggest loser in the world
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>>116781756
Do you think Troy Aikman is better than any of Peyton, Rodgers, Brees, Marino, Mahomes, Elway, Young, Favre?
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>>116781755
>3rd and 23
>give up 24 yards to run up the gut
>mfw
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>>116781704
Flacco is elite
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>>116781809
I dont even know any of those names you just listed.
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THEY SAY I JUST GOT A BUCK
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>>116781677
based drunk
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>>116781677
>get more beer
Your gonna need it
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>>116781890
>>116781912
Planning on drinking is easy enough, but it's the meal between that makes the difference.

Thinking about getting some thin cut sirloin steaks, spinach and steamed brocolli for the in between
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>powernap for an hour
>wake up 30 mins before game time
>eat/drink/smoke however much you want until you crash after the night game
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>>116777384
Based retarded Rhode Islanders
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/o/ vs /out/ bowl
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>>116777384
if you're not in/west of tornado alley, you're not midwestern
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>>116782006
You know it
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>>116781949
Seems like a healthy filling option, although I hate steamed broccoli with a passion, I like to drizzle some olive and clarified butter over mine then sprinkle some salt n pepper and in the oven they go on wax paper.
They get a real nice light crispy texture and I think better flavor than a steamed version.
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>>116778516
roiders
, whiners, choofs, pucks, burrs, bllis, clots, tats, loins, and more teams im not onna name haent done shit kys
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Post a picture with less emotional stability
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>>116782090
I'm lazy and steaming in a salt, olive oil and water bath is easy for me. Boiling is easier but tastes like dog shit.

If you like that crispy texture then sauteeing is the way to go. you can get a real nice brown on them. Downside is making larger portions that way
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>>116782192
>you now remember 05 kanye
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>>116782192
>mayweather's "why'd i answer my phone tonight" face
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Literally binging and killing my health as much as possible before the Roiders vs Bungals game. To ensure that if we get blown out I can instantly knock myself alseep. I don't want to have to be awake and read Carr hater bullshit for the next couple hours.
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>>116782203
I never get a crispy texture while sauteing, maybe I'm doing it wrong.
But they do get a nice brown and then I always usually add a nice thick onions sauce and other seasonings depending.
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What will their name be?
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>>116782345
The admirals I heard.
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>>116782327
>onions sauce
meant to say s o y sauce, I swear it got change the cheeky bastards
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>>116782327
not him but if you want crispy just use more heat. with anything. just make sure its cooked through enough with low heat first.
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GMWWP
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>>116782327
I toss them in a small bit of olive oil and salt over very high heat and I get a nice brown on them. I also like to use the same cast iron pan I just used for the steak while it cools for a few minutes.

They won't get as crispy as broiled but they soak up steak fat like a sponge
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Only a few more hours until the raiders retards leave the board again for a couple weeks. Can't wait!
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>>116782412
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hello friends, just came here to say that i'll be sad when either the raiders or the bengals lose

that's all, thank you
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>>116782386
>>116782423
I'll make sure to get the pan nice and hot next time
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>>116782457
>feeling sorry for the refball bungles
gtfo
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>>116782454
>lay a stencil over a sea of tomato sauce and dust on 50 cents worth of shitty kraft brand parm dust
this is worse than some of those chicago deep dish abominations.
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>>116782412
baking with affection
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>>116782471
Extremely hot pan with limited butter or oil and a lid will do it
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>>116782457
Trust me you don't want bungals to win. There is this one dude on the board who has the stability of a seesaw at a playground mentally. This place will be literally unusable when you combine the fact that the choofs tard will have a day arguing with him for fucking hours.
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>>116782590
>>116782593
based berserk mind
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what the fuck is "tomato pie"? is that cold?
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>>116782590
noted
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>>116782516
you seem... upset
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>>116782817
and you're nasty. haggard ass food.
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>>116782412
who has the best Italian bakeries?
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>>116782918
Southern Jersey
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>yankee culinary taste
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>>116782918
the bronx
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>HOL UP
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>>116782969
>soak it in lard, salt and mountain dew
>"why is everyone so fucking fat?"
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>kyler standing prominently next to the last two super bowl winners
so the berds dynasty starts this year, right?
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>>116783010
>not properly adding fats and salts to your meals
>"why does this taste like fucking cardboard?"
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>>116783062
Black cookouts fucking suck and I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
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>>116783020
If your team doesn't have a QB in this pic, is your team real?
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hey guys, how many playoff wins does dak have?
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>>116783085
you will eat the fat & salt, northie. EAT IT UP.
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>>116783119
Fuck you southie. NOW EAT MY PASTA AND BREAD
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The 49ers don't even meld with their city anymore. The Silicon Valley bums probably think the Gold Rush was racist or something
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>>116783110
more than stafford
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>>116783088
Jimmy G has been to a Super Bowl so...
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>>116783110
One more than cowboy divisional round wins in the past 25 years
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>>116783134
Literally nobody cares what rich people think in football if they're not the 32 owners.
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>>116783151
He's in the same company as pic related
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>>116782969
Dixieshits are lower IQ so I don't care.
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>teams that don't play in the city/state they're named after
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>>116783139
True. Dak is 1-2 in the playoffs, with the W in Jerry World vs the Seahawks. Dak had 1 TD, 1 INT and threw for 226 yards, while Russ had 1 TD, 0 INT and threw for 233 yards. The difference was Zeke who ran for 137 yards, 1 TD, while SEA just had Penny and Carson run for 29 and 20 yards, no TDs as DAL won 24-22
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>>116781704
>garbage time in the playoffs
Who the fuck took the time to throw this cope together?
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>>116783289
>city/state
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>>116782489
Feeling sorry for the "waaaaaah my teammate went drunk driving and killed somebody but he dindu nuffin" raiders
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>New England
>Is actually very old
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>>116783151
the niners got to the owl in spite of jimmy, not because of him
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Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers have the same number of NFCCG wins
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>>116783307
>implying you're not essentially the bahstun patriots
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>>116783020
>Henry has barely played this season but he's the only player anyone knows on the Titans
Next week we will remind them
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RIP Colin Flaherty. He made the black kids angry.
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>>116783327
how old is New England compared to the original England?
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>>116783499
How old was Betty White compared to the Roman Empire?
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What's everybody got for snack packs this weekend? Planning on making some pancakes for the Steelers game, having some chips and nacho cheese, some ginger beer, some oatmeal, some hot chocolate.
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>>116783528
I was thinking I’d do pizza today, pizza tomorrow, pizza Monday, but I had pizza yesterday so it throws my game plan off
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>>116783292
I mean its in the table
>EPA/COPE
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>>116783499
>americans: this ancient text is 150 years old!
>europeans:
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>>116783327
all of these places are much more new than the places they are named after
New England
New Mexico
New York
New Orleans
New Hampshire
New London
etc
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>>116783356
people underestimate vrabel. i think he's an asshole personally, but he's a hell of a coach. knew he wouldn't take that beating the berds gave them in game 1 laying down, now they're the #1 seed.
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>>116783601
Unoriginal twats
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>>116783597
Denmark: "anything."
Everyone: "Literally who outside of an english playwright?"
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>>116775541
I refuse to watch the NFL until they hire more black and brown coaches.

after they fired Flores and Culley i can't watch football anymore. both of those guys were incrediable coaches

who else is with me?
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>>116783688
>Culley
>Incredible coach
I remember the days after the Texans hired him. Literally everyone would talk about what a nice guy he is and how much of a nice guy he is, but nobody would ever talk about coaching ability with him.
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>>116783647
only Dallas is original
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>>116783715
i think it's cool he went down with the ship, refusing to put any of his guys out of a job. he's older and in a safer position to face being let go, but the notion that he didn't want the job without his guys was legit.
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>>116783726
There's a much older Dallas in Scotland
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>>116783668
i mean we're fucking 5 million people
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>>116783895
That's a lot of sex
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>>116783914
and im not having any of it
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>>116783849
why was he even fired in the first place? Oh, yeah because of his skin color

fuck the nfl
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>>116783895
Christ that's half my nightmare shithole state
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>>116783955
Surely it had nothing to do with the fact that he was hired because DeShaun Watson allegedly liked him
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>>116783995
>>116783995
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>>116783974
thats cool and all but why did they fire him?
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>>116783946
Don’t lie to us even the most autistic Danes have sex and everyone there is beautiful
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>>116783726
If it’s not a native American name it’s not original



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