Fuck your news
>Fuck your news
>>116775561Can't tell if NFC east or just butthurt faggot libtard
>>116775557I’ll see you Sunday mutthomes
>>116775579>just butthurt faggot libtardIf this were the case, it would have an edgy red star on it for muhhhh socialism maaaaaaaaan!
>>116775579kek seethewrong on both
someone needs to announce they're baking. We've had two people make threads at the same time these last two threads
I feel it....
>>116775583REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU BIG RAPE
i got one for your mom too
>>116775603That won't stop anything
>>116775603Maybe you should do it, fearless leader.
>>116775605A blowout? Me too.
>>116775614Oh hey Mutthomes
>>116775617What is the obsession with cocks in the city of dallas? The stars do the same thing? Too many faggots from commiefornia thinking "teeee heeee, my penis! hahaha! take that republicans!"?
>i have to choose between buffalo or NE advancing on
Raiders/Bengals49ers/DallasBills/PatsWill be the best games this weekend. Steelers/Kansas City will be the worst and should have been in the 1pm slot.
>>1167756243rd year in a row baby and you fat yard rape potato can’t do nuthin bout it
>>116775641Pats are winning in the cold again.
>>116775647Unless the stoolers can somehow pull it off. I just hope they can at least injure mutthomo
>>116775660>watermarkqueef fans are so fucking embarrassing. Steelers by 3
>>116775541Lets win another ring
>>116775684Kek this one's new saved
>>116775707This is the 49ers super bowl. If they put up 17 I will be shocked
HOL UPHOL UP
>>116775614I have nothing to lose
>>116775735Why wouldn't they? They gave up almost 30 to second and third stringers last game.
>>116775605We’ll win by one point
>>116775752No more coom left in the tank
>>116775541Kek that would be an ejection and a major fine in today's pussy ass league
Why don't the iggles simply jsut draft two linebackers in the first round?15- Nakobe Dean16- Devin LloydGannon's system puts stress on LBs. Best to have talented options there instead of guys like singleton, who may have singlehandedly lost them multiple games against good QBs this year.
Awful lot of Mexicans in this thread.
>>116775756Parsons had a bye week
>>116775765We’ll see about that
>>116775620i'm your leader. lick my balls
>>116775779dean might go top 10 at this rate, especially after his college playoffs stuff. iggles should trade up if they want dean.
>>116775752You will taste delicious with ketchup
>>116775791What do you expect from 49ers fans
>>116775821i bet Ben tastes gross no matter what you add
>>116775817t. Paddy McGillicuddy
>>116775817>you average OF thot makes 10 times what these bitches do for 1% of the effort.
>>116775855>implying dallas and san fran and not two-peas-in-a-libtard-pod nowadays
>>116775856Sure but Cowboys cheerleaders marry millionaires and billionaires.
>>116775855San Francisco: re-defining what it means to be an amerishart
>>116775885GAY ass nigga
>>116775885This nigga is huge, no homo tho
>>116775870This. Dallas's mayor is a black Democrat
>>116775872Which muslim country do they do this in once they get flown over there, because you and I both know jerry does this just like snyder did it.
>>116775870Something tells me you've never been to Dallas if you think it's the same as the faggot capitol of the world SF
>>116775920>faggot capitol of the worldIt's the same in my book. The book of faggot-ass cities and the people that inhabit them. Out this fall in bookstores near you.
hope you fags are hungry
>>116775930I'm guessing it's a coffee table book
this is what Carr just ordered from food service
>>116775945What a delicious looking cake, I can't wait to get to an AFCCG or super bowl with this one
>>116775885is it bad that makes my cock twitch? That's never happened with guys before
tomorrow is playoff day!
>>116775953No, it's a coffee book table that I wrote with Tara Reid during her time on Taradise. It's a 17-year project.
>>116775983What's ole pepperoni tits up to these days?
>>116775976No that's normal for Cowboys fans
>>116775811lloyd better anyway
>>116775920Dallas is worse if you're a newfriend normalfag just stumbling around the city. SF no-no zones are obvious to see and avoid. In Dallas deranged cracked-out turbonigger 9000 specimens pop out of the most random places
>>116775958I'm surprised it doesn't have "le black lives matta" somewhere on it, seeing as how he value some murderer over an innocent girl and her dog.
>>116776011She was from croatia. That dog's life was unironically worth more than hers.
>>116776011>haha right guys?
>>116775930>>116776009Yeah y'all have never been to either city. San Francisco is infinitely more pozzed then Dallas. It's also infinitely more crime ridden. Not to mention the state and local govs like to have a competition to see who can be worse for their citizens. Austin is closer to San Fran but even they aren't as bad as any commiefornia cities.
The raiders haven't won a playoff game since 2002. The bengals; 1990.Who are you rooting for to get their first win in decades, anon? For me, it's Derek Carr's Raiders. Although I would not be upset with a Bengals win.
>>116776009This...it's like playing left4dead (dallas) vs dead island (san fran) at least in DI the zombies make noise so you know what you're about to walk up on.
>>11677554122 mad 51 was the first guy to win 3 straightb owls
>>116776004both are very good LB's so i wonder who gets either one. to me, just hope neither goes to baltimore. they're a factory when it comes to these guys
>>116776050bungles, raiders are souless in vegas
>>116776050Bengals. Raiders can go fuck themselves after blabbering on that they have a faggot on the team, that they fired Gruden for being a fuckin boss and speaking the mind of most Americans and also for employing that piece of shit that MURDERED the girl and her dog, only for the team to come out in full support and fee-fees running for him.
>>116775794Damn she’s somehow attractive without looking like a bitch. Bet she still is though. I hate women so much it’s unreal.
>>116776050either team desu. i would absolutely love to see the bengals win, and i am fine with the raiders winning as well
>>116776068you taking ojabo
>gets rid of cukson winces bloated contract>acquires 3 (fucking three) 1st round picks for the following draft>still gets the iggles to the playoffsHow the FUCK can one jew be so based?
>>116776132Stay mad, libcuck. kwab
>>116775855Need to shop a nose and pair of conspiring hands in their
>>116776111ravens would probably be the team who ends up taking hutchinson. ojabo is a good guess also because i think oweh wasn't that bad for them
>>116776060I forgot about that. That was back when Dallas and San Francisco were colluding with each other over trades.
>>116776137>libcuckwas is it 2016?
>>116776133Gonna be funny when they draft 3 busts at wr
>>116776147>hutchinsonwon't last that long i think
Earlier I took a tally on who everyone thought was going to win this weekend:Raiders - 9Bengals - 10Patriots - 3Bills - 16Eagles - 8Buccaneers - 1149ers - 13Cowboys - 3Gays - 1Both teams die - 2Steelers - 5Chiefs - 14Cardinals - 7Rams - 12Next Round would be:49ers @ PackersBengals @ TitansRams @ BuccaneersBills @ ChiefsSurprised so many people are picking against the Cowboys
>>116776147He's gone in the top 3.
>AYYO GUS YOU KNOW IM EXCITED BOUT THE PLAYOFFS. JANUARY FOOTBALL WHERE THE LEGENDS ARE MADE NAMSAYIN? BUT THERE BE ONE CAT I JUST CAINT WAIT TO SEE. CALAMARI FINA SHOW UP AND HE GON SHOW OUT GUS BELEE DAT
>>116776160Are you expecting growth from those people?
>>116776173hutch isn't going in the top 10. you're insane if you take a center that high.
>Cowboy fan hubris Will make their fall even more sweet.
>>116776160>was is it 2016?
>>116776190It always does and then they'll disappear until the draft.
>>116776174>all those comments on the vikings/bears highlight video that said the commentary was "great"I fuckin' hate this new world, man.
>>116776208i like gus but talib brings that man down
Raiders are beating the Bungals
>>116776184>i'm jus 'tarded brah, 'gnore me
>>116776170Bengals BillsBucsCowcucksChiefsWho cares
>>116776190You act like losing games means anything to us. Tell me, what makes you think that we aren't used to losing? If we lose, it's nothing new. But if we win, you all seethe and THATS why we do it. Because no one gets doubted more then us kek
>>116776223i like hutch btw, but he isn't going top 10. maybe the giants bite on him, but they're more likely to take cross than him
>>116776216OH. MY. GAWWWWD! WHAT A PLAY! A SCREEEN PASS FOR 2 YARDS! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOW! HE'S GOT RUNNING FROM DA COPS SPEED! HAHAHAHA I CAN SAY THAT CUZ IM BLACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>116775541You think your team stands a chance against us?
>>116776203the yearly tradition
>>116776208>>116776216>>116776238t. Joe Buck loving retards who can't appreciate commentary kinohttps://youtu.be/7lpNDCoKiXA
Fake headlines guy hereCLE: browns want US secretary of defense for HCBAL: Lamar spotted practicing with VickKC: Patrick Mahomes admits to fear of mustardDAL: Dak demoted to second QB depth chart after insulting jerry's lack of hairLV: Derek Carr: "I really want to rob a casino now."GB: Davante Adams believes Rodgers will replace Kimmel on late night TVSF: Jimmy dealing with sore throwing arm following breakupCAR: CMC wants to "still be cool" with panthers fansNO: saints plan to kidnap kidnap bradyMIA: Dolphins have hired an actual dolphins as HC
>>116776275Sorry, not sorry. I prefer to understand the color commentary and also not have some hype-man scream about some play that happens every game. Also, Gus is a racist who only praises black players. I bet he thinks his race is fuckin' oppressed even. Kekekekekek
>>116776292This is the most reddit thing I've seen today
>>116776297>le registered democrat face
>>116776297>that nose>that receding hairlineBit sus.
>>116775579this is /sp/
Hi, why is everyone picking the 49ers over the cowboys?
>>116776397Because the cowboys suck and lost to the raiders
>>116776397because no actually like the cowsois, the media just sucks jerruh's cock because he has a lot of oil money.
>>116776397because it would be fun, and the cowboys are inconsistent so there's a chancethe cowboys are the better team i think
>>116776397The Cowboys are barely above 500 outside of their terrible division. They have literally no good wins and Herbert is the only decent quarterback they've defeated. Literally only had two tough games on that schedule and of course they lost. This might be the most fraudulent 12 win team ever.
I LOVE JOSH ALLENI LOVE THE BUFFALO BILLSI LOVE CAKENO RAZORSBUFFALO ALL THE WAY THIS TIME
>>116776216talib is basedkys
>>116776478"ayo sheeet man dey gotsa git dis one fo da firs dauwn!"Yeah...based. Fuck off.
>>116776448they only beat three teams above .500 also.
I'm not going to be able to stream/record any simulations before the playoffs, sorry for the 2 anons who wanted to see some.
>>116776502this is how i can tell you've never been around a black person in your life
>>116776516Why would I ever want to do that? Good point, retard.
>>116776430>the media just sucks jerruh's cockThis is a lie. The media hates the cowboys. They're all saying that Deebo will run all over the soiz. Why would you like about the media narrative? Are you jewish?
>>116775662Pats won that first game because of 60 mph winds, not the cold. Buffalo is wholly healthy and NE is completely lacking in any kind of formidable defensive secondary, Buffalo wins by three scores in a romp, Trubisky plays 4th quarter. Screencap this. NOW.
>>116776540Because it will cause you to rethink your life choices that made you a chudcel
>Why would I ever want to do that? Good point, retard.
GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING Usa!
>>116776448Tampa Kansas City Arizona and Vegas games were all ref-ball. Cowboys would be 16 and 1
>>116776553>implying I want to changeNo, thanks. Enjoy your diverse lifestyle, though! History has shown that it will certainly benefit you, what with the spiced food and ritual killings and whatnot.
>>116776471>>116776546Bills fans are psycho, racist white trash that are continuously an embarrassment to both America, and the NFL.https://youtu.be/tolURQxGUEo
>>116776610>No, thanks. Enjoy your diverse lifestyle, though! History has shown that it will certainly benefit you, what with the spiced food and ritual killings and whatnot.you're literally an npc. incel stereotype.
>>116776397we've been watching football for more than just the past year
>>116776590Fuck I love milk bros. Can't imagine being a lactose intolerant genetic failure hahahaha
Bills are winning against the Patriots but I'm not going to be some asshat about it when we have more potentially concerning matches that follow. The fact that we should've been 13-4 at worst should tell you that we've been playing horribly and we did not do enough to fix the problems we had. We let the 10-6 Patriots grab the division numerous times this year. Completely unacceptable. Our holes still exist and we should not be huffing our own farts regardless of however many Team records Allen breaks because his o-line can't block for shit so he risks a injury always running out or some DT that had a stretch where he got 2 sacks or us beating up on a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over 5 years. It can all go away in an instant.
>>116776610>ritual killingsAre they really that big of a deal? You should be more open minded to other cultures you dumb chud.
>you're literally an npc. incel stereotype.
>>116776609>le ref copetop zozzle
>>116776040>>116776011What are you guys talking about?
>>116776730The thing that Ruggs killed
desu any soijack post here just reeks of stupidity
>>116775541Predictions:>Who is your first round Upset?>Who is your first round Blowout?Upset - Raiders over BunglesBlowout - Chorfs over Stoolers
*10-7 patriots but the point is still the same. If we don't show up when it matters fuck all of the talking we should not be anywhere when talked about whose the best of the best. Win a ring or shut the fuck up with your useless and unproductive team record wank.
>>116776764upset is at best, niners over cowboys. yes this is an upsetblowout: bucs over eagles. i wanna see philly win but my gut knows pissed off brady
>>116776765>Bills>Lombardi trophyPick one, and only one.
>picking cold weather JoshISHYGDDT
>>116776772Any visiting team winning this round is an upset, including that one.
>>116776292Your gimmick sucks and you should fuck off, le quirky so random guy.
>Derek Carr has never won a game in temps before 39 degrees
>>116776239>yfw Jerome Boger is calling the Raiders-Bengals gameThe man is a fucking lunatic. It's not even refball he has no idea what he's doing/saying half the time
>>116776764Upset: Cowsoi fans when they realize that their favorite football team is actually dogshit when it plays a decent opponetBlowout: Buccs over iggles - Hurts is going to get harassed more than rosa parks supposedly did and Brady will toss 6 tds on that soft-ass defense.
>>116776811>The man is a fucking lunatic. It's not even refball he has no idea what he's doing/saying half the timeYeah, one could say he is the Aqib Talib of referees, but that would clearly upset a few people on /nfl/.
>>116776836Cowboys fans are well aware of their modern day playoff record Anon.
>>116776781This was for the other bills fans who constantly post tweets of that fat pig (with a last name ending in berg) that talk nothing but how a teammate just destroyed some week 3 record or some irrelevant shit but can't take when fans point out how we're not there yet in terms of balance. Since when did going from 14-3 to 11-6 was acceptable for a team that was talked about as a Super Bowl winner?
>>116776764Upset would be either Steelers over the Chiefs or Raiders over the BengalsBlowout would be Bucs over Eagles or 49ers over Cowboys
>>116776858Really? You should tell them that then.
>>116776810I keep hearing this said about Carr but has Joe Burrow won a sub 40 game? Genuinely curious
>>116776810He won in Cleveland two years ago and it was a fucking ice bowl
>>116776882Not much of a sample size since this is really the only year.
>I keep hearing this said about Carr but has Joe Burrow won a sub 40 game? Genuinely curious
Reposting FA: Brian Flores interviews for Texans' head coach jobMIN: Kirk Cousins 'uncertain to be back' with VikingsPIT: Najee Harris (elbow) questionable for Sunday nightKC: Darrel Williams (toe) expected to play vs SteelersKC: Tyreek Hill to play PIT 'unless something happens'KC: Edwards-Helaire (shoulder) ruled out for Wild CardTB: Fournette 'the most questionable' game-time callTB: Ronald Jones (ankle) ruled out for Wild CardPHI: Miles Sanders (hand) 'absolutely' playing vs BucsLAC: Bears want interview with LAC personnel director
Burrow plays in fucking Cincinnati where its cold as shit just like the rest of the midwest all the fucking time Carr isn't built for any of that shit and the Bengals defense is going to have a field day on his ass. Cannot wait for you oblivious Raider fans to switch the channel before halftime.
>>116776889It was on September 30th of that year and the low was in the 70s
>>116776882Now I want to watch an archive of the Freezer Bowl.Maybe they should thaw out Mr. Anderson for this game.
>>116776934>rest of the midwestOhio is NOT in the midwest. Opinion completely disregarded and tossed in the trash.
>>116776947No dipshit, the 2020 game in November.
>>116776891I just don't put much stock in that stuff. I've seen Carr win all types of games. Raiders O line vs Bengals D line and Bengals WRs vs Raiders DBs are the two big battles in this one. The QBs themselves are fairly evenly matched imo>>116776901Yea nice quip faggot. Very funny. Youou would never say this to my face. Before you even opened your mouth I'd have opened with a series of furious haymakers. Be very careful the next time you make a smart Alec remark on this forum....
>>116776963Then please tell us what region Ohio resides fellow Hoagie eater. Because clearly you and your dome residing QB know so much about playing in the elements that you haven't won a fucking sub 40 game in your 8 years of Carr as QB, much less made the playoffs with him.
>>116776955>Both Winslow and Ken Anderson said that the windchill's effect was so brutal that they have felt its effects decades later—Winslow in noting that he suffers from the residual impact of frostbite in one of his toes, and Anderson because his hands turn cold and numb much more quickly in cold weather now than they did pre-Freezer Bowl.
>>116776985The Ohio river valley region is not part of the Midwest.t. Missourian
Make the call
>>116776985Ohio is in the rust belt, a shithole region consisting of ohio, western penn, indiana, michigan and eastern illlinois. You get temperate weather off the lakes compared to rest of the REAL midwest. Eat a bag of fucking cocks, wannabe bitch.
>>116776976Then you're still wrong, retard. It was the 1:00 game and in the 60s and still in the upper 50s by the time the game ended.
How will you all cope when the soiz win it all?
>>116777005Is that Coom? No one is calling his Daffy Duck ass.
>>116776811boger will get benched for the rest of the playoffs thankfully, they're sticking him into a meaningless game
>>116777019I don’t entertain such frivolous fantasies.
>>116777005We need an AB-Hollywood Brown cousin team up. Would be pure kino. Too bad EDC and Harbaugh are massive pussies and would never do it
>>116777019I don't know if I could suspend my disbelief enough for that fantasy.
>>116777019wouldn't bother me seeing as they haven't won shit for the past three decades, that said I don't think anyone is "coping" over your cowboys when they're biggest playoff dud team in your entire conference
>>116777019It would be nice if your $400 million contract bought you at least an NFC Championship (It won't).
>>116776996>>116777011The Midwest, as defined by the federal government, comprises the states of Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin. You are NOT part of muh rustbelt. Carr is 14-45 (.237) against teams with winning records.
>>116777023Where is that one faggot, who had that shitty call in the bears game, at in the playoffs? they just HAVE to give him some faggy, touchy-feely going away game, don't they?
>>116777018>zoomer who has no idea about the 2002 NFCCGB-BUT THE WEATHER IGGLE BROS
>>116776977Weather temperature experience is wildly overrated unless you've never experienced it then it's probably underrated or you're getting shellshocked into completely different weather you haven't been in awhile. Neither apply here
>>116777056What are you talking about? This was in reference to Derek Carr. He wasn't in the league then.
Despite asshole-lips, faggot-ass cunt with a skid mark on his cheek, little bitch vilma and his fat-tittied coach gregg being cheaters, this was a great part of the 2009/10 playoffs.https://www.sbnation.com/2010/1/18/1256678/keith-brooking-vikings-running-up-the-score-cowboys
>>116777050>as defined by the federal government,I don't listen to the "federal goverment". There is nothing "west" about Ohio, except muhhhh 1700s precedent. It's 2022, retards, get with the times. There are 30 more states to consider.
>>116777064How much more of a retard can you be? the answer is... none more retard.
>>116777091I think you need to get some sleep.
>>116777087This. No one in the actual Midwest considers fucking Ohio part of the Midwest.Idaho can call itself part of the Southwest if it wants, I wont humor that either.
>>116777019I'll literally kill myself. I hate the cowboys so much that I'll kill myself if they win.
>>116777106B-b-b-but nevada is eat of california, so it must be part of the mideastern USA!!!!
>>116777108The key to being a good falseflagger is subtlety.
>>116777108I know you are trying to make me root for the Cowboys but I ain't doin it.
Don't let the Cheatboys cheat their way to the Owl
playoffs are here:) lets go all teams! and lets all hope everyone has fun!
>>116777126Cowboys cannot into playoff victories. There's only so much the Reffies can really do.
>>116777127Everyone have fun? Fuck you!
>tfw you're about to crash /sp/ with no survivors
>>116777127What if my team isn't in the playoffs despite starting 8-3? How can I still have fun?
>>116777087If I teleported you to a random spot in Iowa or Ohio you'd have zero clue where which one you were in
>>116777169There's nothing to continuously propel the trolley forward, it would inevitably stop based on its limited momentum and obstacles on the groundHell, you might save a few lives trying to push it
>>116777087Is it touching the coast? Was the entire region known for the decline in Steel Production? Is it always brick ass cold? Then it's midwest, deal with it. Everything south like the Sunbelt/Bible belt are not midwest. Andy Dalton has a higher win rate against winning teams then Derek Carr.
>>116777206Yeah, both of them are shitholes, but only one, Iowa, is in the Midwest.
>>116777169Watching other people's dreams crash and burn
>>116777206>Cornfields fuckin' errywhere>overpowering stench of pig shitYep I'm in Iowa!
>>116777233You just described the Rust Belt, retard. Also, they all touch coasts. They are called...say it with me..THE GREAT LAKES.
>>116777172Based. Fuck snowbacks
>>116777108no way fat mike mccarthy is winning shit dog
>this is the first full capacity bills mafia playoff crowd since the 90's
>>116777252It is all midwest, and so is Ohio. 1-4 against Cincinnati.
Packers winning the owl and nothing you can do about it
>>116776641That's right>>116776690Have faith my friend, we're getting hot right when we need to
>>116777284It's not Mid and it's not WEST. They are the Rust Belt, or Middle East, if you'd prefer that.
>>116777273GL to all the white trash standing out in -5 degree weather to see the Bills lose to the Patriots for a round 1 exit
>Midwest>Rust beltboth irrelevant
>>116777289>Gayron Godgers>Owl RingPick one...and only oneBrett will always be remembered over Rogers.
>>116777320Godgers is right, but who tf is rogers? Is that your step dad?Reminder that aint shit you can do about it
>>116777320We won't forget Brent
>>116777336I don't have to do anything. Just sit back and let inevitable playoff history run it's course (again).
>>116777182If every playoff team were a Sopranos characterTitans: Johnny SackChiefs: LiviaBills: Richie Bengals: FurioRaiders: PauliePatriots: SilvioSteelers: AJPackers: VitoBucs: TonyCowboys: Jackie Jr.Rams: Carmine Jr.Cards: Junior49ers: MeadowIggles: Artie
Carr Queens are infinitely worse then Philly fags, glad you cunts have never made the playoffs.
>>116777360Did you forget to post this last week?
>>116777336How pissed were you went Aaron was defeated by The Goat last year?On a scale of 1 to 10.
>>116777384Look at all that irrelevancy
Literally who cares if it's mideast or midwest or rust belt, at the end of the day they're all just flyovers
>>116777377One and out as a 5th seed? Do you want a cookie motherfucker?
>>116777359>Packers: Vito>Iggles: Artiekek
>>116777408Yep, and as a Missourian (previously Illinoian), let me say that we are mighty pleased when you just keep on your way, thanks.
>>116777384>posting maps as if I care. Still not the midwest, faggot. You're not changing my mind.
>>116777413Motherfucker? My name is Clarence.
>>116777408and your state is infested with blacks and mexicans. OHHHH the horror! There are airplanes in the sky flying over us!!! OH NO!
>>116777250>cornthis is actually how I judge a midwest state. does it have corn in it or not?Yes=midwestNo=not midwest
>irrelevant-staters absolutely seethingYou love to see it
If Herbert replaced Large Len for the Steelers, would they be the AFC favorites?
>>116777359Nobody repping us Chrissy Chads?
>beaners living in America illegallyYou hate to see it
>>116777504Just saying if I were dropped in Ohio I would absolutely be able to tell it from Iowa.Ohio is fields of Onions, Iowa is endless corn fields.
>>116777438Goth Matthew Stafford watching the divisional round he's not apart of for yet another year makes me laugh like no other. When the best similar player you're compared to is Jameis Winston, you know you're in a heap trouble. >>116777452Good job living in the hills with both of your parents Clarence.
>>116777533Chris is the refs, sniveling little backstabbing shits who only worry about what the big man tells them to do. They also love sucking up to Tony (buccs), because he told them how his dad died.
>>116777547If Ronald Reagan didn't give them amnesty and Trump lived up to his promise we wouldn't have to worry about it.
>>116777520t. modesto, ca/medford,or/yakima,wa
>>116777577This, fuck (((republicans)))
>>116777384Looking at this map just made me realize just how irrelevant the east cost is outsider of New York and New Jersey. Everything under Vermont and New Hampshire and to the right of New York is an area I completely forgot existed
>>116777577>if jews didn't run the country last 150 years...Yeah, if only...
>>116777577Don't forget the Bush amnesty.>Trump>honoring his wordToppest kek.
>>116777616I'm glad you picked up on that
>>116777680It's gonna be a fucking massacre. I still don't understand how the Steelers defence has fallen off so bad this year. My only theory is that Mike Hilton was the secret sauce the last 3 years
>>116775980enjoy the L
>>116777671I don't get this reference. Is Toom telling Big Rapist that he should have done a better job with hydration?
>>116776050bengals are gettin up in that ass
>>116777777Steelers will win
Brady will win Owl
rate the uni choice
>>116777759It's not gay if your cock is the one with poop on it.
>>116777778>off by one
>Nobody has fucked over the 49ers more in the post season than the CowboysWhere will you be watching this kino matchup?
>>116777795plain silver and white - faggot (0) / 10orange and black with decals that actually match the team name and mascot- 4 / 10
>>116777703But their defense is the only scary part about themI fucking hate the Steelers and I'm scared they are going to go on some bullshit underdog playoff run
>be me>west coaster>wake up at 11:41 am>cook breakfast>eat and shitpost until 1:15 pm>brother arrives>crack open a cold rainier and watch playoff football at 1:30 pm>not worrying because my team's not in it this year>turn brain off and watch football for 7 consecutive hourshow's your day gonna go?
>>116777906Gonna wake up at 12 pm, I might get lunch with my friend but if I don't then I'm going to order a heap Chinese food and watch the game while eating it. Then I'm going to my friends place and they aren't football fans so I'll stream the Bills game on my phone while hanging out
>>116777906At which point do you guys defecate in the street and then suck each other off while jerking off a hobo?
>>116777606Outsider of new York and jersey is the only part of the northeast that doesn't blow dude. Cape cod and the CT coast is where white people have fun while ms13 burns down long Island
>>116777939This stuff is just constantly on your mind huh?
>>116777939I don't live in San Francisco anon
>>116777954You've either got to be 13 or not actually from New York
does arizona have the ugliest away uniforms in the league?
>>116777961It's called word association, you say west coast, everyone thinks: faggot who shits in the street
>>116777981I like it
>>116778081This one is fine tooThe real answer is this
>>116778113houston unironically has the best away uniform in the league
>>116778139Literally just nu-patriots, who also have an ugly uniform*vomits*
>>116778153they need to go back to this
>mixing THREE different blue/blue-adjacent colors (navy, bright blue, and sea foam) one of which is not even part of the team color scheme>silver helmet but not silver pantspeople only defend this atrocity because muh cowboys
>>116778262Nobody has stuck to their original look more then the Cowboys. Why do you hate tradition? I bet you love "progress" huh, faggot?
>>116778262you bring up a good point...the pants are atrocious
>>116778292Looks pretty good to me
>>116778262always found that sea foam pants horrible. i think the 49ers home/bears away are the best unis but desu a lot of classic unis are lackluster or complete shit that only gets a pass because everyone's had the design imprinted in their mind since they've watched
>>116778345Hate all you want, your words will fall on deaf ears
>>116778378the bears away uniform has been unchanged since 1935 and it's great
>>116778292This is actually a very weird story I found this year that I wish I hadn't. There's a mix of the color in the pants, it's a blue or a green or something mixed it's weird
>>116778378It's clearly not Seafoam, but more of a skyblue
>>116778331if that came out now(and the name too) 90% of people would rip on it for being create-a-team generic shit
McNabb is still the best QB in Eagles history.
>>116778420And if you weren't gay, your parents would love you, but we don't deal in hypotheticals. The Cowboys uniforms are classis but still tasteful. You hate them for subjective reasons, not objective ones. So cope.
>>116778420Additionally, we live in a very pozzed time, so anything that gets accepted has obviously passed through the fag/pro-BLM/progressive/leftist filter. Failing that test would be an honor
>>116778460I actually prefer the away Jersey dark blue. That guy posted that Zack Martin jersey he bought for $1,300 at the captain's patch on it. I thought that was pretty rad. They actually used to play better in that Jersey
Bengals are da bomb.
why did every team feel the need to change their logos in the late 90s/early 00s and remove all the soul?
>>1167784902/3 of my favorite logos have been replaced and the third will be lucky to make it 5 years so good point
>>116778495Their Navy Blues are kino
>>116778516To make some logos easier to upload to the internet via primitive art programs. Not even joking.
>>116778526so much better than what it used to be
>>116778516the old cardinals logo is so dopey lmao
>>116778526Yes Stauback was Navy. It's all weird but somehow my favorite NFL uniform
>>116778516That's why I love the cowboys, they've never had to change.>>116778520I've been "lucky" to be a cowboys fan. I can deal with our team losing for many reasons, but I can't deal with politics being brought into the locker room. Also why I love Texas as a whole. It's not perfect but it's a lot better than some other states.
>>116778526noooooo those are hecking cursed!!! we have to wear white for 15 of our games or we'll lose!
>>116778563Always make me think of the bad guys from Little Giants
>>116778563>>116778574>>116778586There's just something special about wearing a non-white uniform when you're away. I'm not saying it helps them win, but there's something to it. Also, I'm not sure if I like the blue and white or the blue and silver more
>>116778563not even the 2001 XFL had jerseys this stupid
>>116778612Blue and silver for comparison
>>116778586It's like before they had a separate identity and played better out of town. Now this team seems more based here
>>116778580the ironic thing is cowboy was a derogatory term too
>>116778612blue and white is too similar to the colts imo
>>116778637Derogatory to whom?>>116778640The colts don't use navy blue, though. And their helmet is also way different.>>116778642Agreed
>>116778677imagine if you were a wheat farmer and people called you cornboy
the "WE PLAY BETTER IN THIS COLOR" argument was always funny to meSeattle had never lost wearing their bright greens until this year when Donald broke Wilson's finger
Back when NFL's Top 10 had soul>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtE3eeDg9KQ
>>116778765I always wrestled better when I got the red anklet band and our white away jerseys. Even in college our aways were gold and white and I played better.
Anyway bros Keanu Neal is scratch for this game so Cowboys think they have it in the bag. They're going to let San Francisco run. 493r secondary is ass Cowbros win
>>116778811I just saw a cat that looks exactly like Gary Busey 10 seconds before I read this so "they" couldn't be more wrong
>>116778902but believing in something, regardless of merit, gives it tangible strength. Ignoring psychosomatic responses seems foolish
>>116778881Wait why would cowboys think they'll do better if Neal is out? Don't they use him a lot?
>>116779053Because they apparently think they don't need him. He wrapped up Tampa Bay. This team has introduced this Southern flavor Baltimore/Falcons you know. Dan Quinn seems to be cool here
>>116779113I have faith in my boys. Every time they're called a major underdog and the media is against them, they play their hearts out
>>116779126That's very true cuz they're just human. This is a really cool team man I like these guys
which is the most I FUCKING LOOOVE SCIENCE!!!! team in the nfl right now?
>>116779179Probably the team your mom was on at the black spring break
>>116777292Hot in the cold.
>>116779202anon, I am Spanish, we don't have that kind of shit here
>>116779241How nice is Spain on the Mediterranean? I always imagined it's gorgeous.
>>116779241Freaknik, saw your mom there
>>116779269it's nice, but filled to the brim with tourism and all the litter and filth that brings. mediterranean mountains and planes are very nice though.but if you want peak /med/ experience, go to coratia or greece. Greece is also very touristy but there are many places the tourists just don't know about.
>>116779478People in Spain are completely 100% full of shit. Same as Mexico and the entire South America
>>116779554i'd say you're right but you come from the land of fake smiles and fake hospitality
>>116779179Basically any west coast or northern team
>>116779592Whatever hombre. I live next to 11 Hondurans and the smell of shit is unreal
oh hai /nfl/
>>116779592What is fake is you. And these people. Oh we come to make tortillas for everyone we're so happy
>>116779478>mediterranean mountainssounds immensely based
Why don't you go to Walmart and buy a personality $19.95
CAN I GET A WHO DEY?!?!?!
>>116780016Isn't that the Saint's thing?
>>116780051Saints are WHO DAT
>>116776641This is based though.
>>116776609>Tampa>RefballNot only did they get a INT from 4nette on the damn red zone but they got plenty of penalties.
>>116776609>vegas was refballTurnabout fucker
Refball will plauge the Raidas/Bungles in favor of the Silver and Black game cuz Goodell wants this Raidas team to continue being that Cinderella team the NFL hasn't had since the 2011 Giants team.
>>116780277>Goodell wants this Raidas team to continue
>>116778516Folcons, Bengals, Oilers, Eagles, Seahawks all have really really bad logos, jets too. There have been some good updates, like the Dolphins, Jets, Eagles changed for the better. So its not as bad as some of them are currently now. I mean the Bengals didnt even have a good football helmet, its 2D, the browns have a older logo and its better. Chargers change was good and so was the Rams.
>>116780313the jets logo is still shitimagine being named the JETS and your logo is literally a fucking green football
>>116776208I honestly like talibs commentary a lot
>>116780175>>116780201Okay the genius bar has arrived. Go watch the games
>>116780585Your mother getting porked by haitian immigrants isn't a game but I'll watch it none the less
>>116780620Sixteen men on one woman? If your mother insists.
>>116780640Yes the Cowboys defense and Jimmy Garoppolo's Mom
I'm praying to God Tom Brady wins this game so Cowboys can destroy him next week SRJH8
>>116780460not a fan, but their unifom is Top 3
Not kidding assholes I want to see Micah Parsons put Tom Brady's face on the hashmark
>>116780660>cowboys have 16 men on the field>complain about refball
>>116780746And I wish Derek Carr gets redeemed by Playoff win
>>116780770Yes it's like the Peloponnesian war Parsons is a tiger and lamb is a eagle and diggs or something. Our 16 is 11
>>116780837Not sure if I'm really drunk or this post is incredibly deep
>>116780881Parsons called them a pack of lions
>>116780960>the weaker female lions do all the work>a couple male lions take all the creditMakes sense
>>116780857Not on Caturday.
>>116781012Wow. It's basically assumption of God forms. I'm never heard a linebacker talk like this, He's also pretty quick
>>116781097Today is Raiderday
>>116781128Fuck Raiders and fuck cars!
>>116781160Oh yeah? Well fuck you!>/o/ vs /an/ bowl
>Godgers has more AP1s and MVPs than Fraudy despite starting his career 7 years laterbradybros???
>>116781186Raiders and Bengals are the loser bowl
>>116781297Would winning the loser bowl make you a loser?
>TB vs Queef SB again
>>116781352>puckers, queefs or cucks
>>116781294>MVP>meme statBrady had 3 of these before his first MVPAnd had 3 of these at this point in his careerCopeAnd cope again when Rodgers is eliminated again
When can I start drinking for pre-game?
>>116781369Do you really think Rodgers would not have won those first 3, where defense and BB was the driving force? And then not at least 3 more with BBs perennial elite defenses?Team sport.
>>116781367>RASM vs. Bang Bungs SB
>>116781383If you start now, i wont stop you
>>116781538loser gets the o ring, tho, right?
>>116781556Wrong, winning is losing. Ergo by winning the loser bowl makes you the winner.
>>116781484>Le choke man>WinningNot a chacne.
>>116781383>get 24 stellas last night>just finished first 12>gonna get a nap and big breakfast>get more beer>be ready for game time
>>116781646The "choker" is somehow better in the playoffs than Brady (note the garbage time filter).
Was it the ultimate chorge?
>>116781704>Better>1 NFC Championship winlol
>>116781556It makes you the biggest loser in the world
>>116781756Do you think Troy Aikman is better than any of Peyton, Rodgers, Brees, Marino, Mahomes, Elway, Young, Favre?
>>116781755>3rd and 23>give up 24 yards to run up the gut>mfw
>>116781704Flacco is elite
>>116781809I dont even know any of those names you just listed.
THEY SAY I JUST GOT A BUCK
>>116781677>get more beerYour gonna need it
>>116781890>>116781912Planning on drinking is easy enough, but it's the meal between that makes the difference.Thinking about getting some thin cut sirloin steaks, spinach and steamed brocolli for the in between
>powernap for an hour>wake up 30 mins before game time>eat/drink/smoke however much you want until you crash after the night game
>>116777384Based retarded Rhode Islanders
/o/ vs /out/ bowl
>>116777384if you're not in/west of tornado alley, you're not midwestern
>>116782006You know it
>>116781949Seems like a healthy filling option, although I hate steamed broccoli with a passion, I like to drizzle some olive and clarified butter over mine then sprinkle some salt n pepper and in the oven they go on wax paper. They get a real nice light crispy texture and I think better flavor than a steamed version.
>>116778516roiders, whiners, choofs, pucks, burrs, bllis, clots, tats, loins, and more teams im not onna name haent done shit kys
Post a picture with less emotional stability
>>116782090I'm lazy and steaming in a salt, olive oil and water bath is easy for me. Boiling is easier but tastes like dog shit.If you like that crispy texture then sauteeing is the way to go. you can get a real nice brown on them. Downside is making larger portions that way
>>116782192>you now remember 05 kanye
>>116782192>mayweather's "why'd i answer my phone tonight" face
Literally binging and killing my health as much as possible before the Roiders vs Bungals game. To ensure that if we get blown out I can instantly knock myself alseep. I don't want to have to be awake and read Carr hater bullshit for the next couple hours.
>>116782203I never get a crispy texture while sauteing, maybe I'm doing it wrong.But they do get a nice brown and then I always usually add a nice thick onions sauce and other seasonings depending.
What will their name be?
>>116782345The admirals I heard.
>>116782327>onions saucemeant to say s o y sauce, I swear it got change the cheeky bastards
>>116782327not him but if you want crispy just use more heat. with anything. just make sure its cooked through enough with low heat first.
>>116782327I toss them in a small bit of olive oil and salt over very high heat and I get a nice brown on them. I also like to use the same cast iron pan I just used for the steak while it cools for a few minutes.They won't get as crispy as broiled but they soak up steak fat like a sponge
Only a few more hours until the raiders retards leave the board again for a couple weeks. Can't wait!
hello friends, just came here to say that i'll be sad when either the raiders or the bengals losethat's all, thank you
>>116782386>>116782423I'll make sure to get the pan nice and hot next time
>>116782457>feeling sorry for the refball bunglesgtfo
>>116782454>lay a stencil over a sea of tomato sauce and dust on 50 cents worth of shitty kraft brand parm dustthis is worse than some of those chicago deep dish abominations.
>>116782412baking with affection
>>116782471Extremely hot pan with limited butter or oil and a lid will do it
>>116782457Trust me you don't want bungals to win. There is this one dude on the board who has the stability of a seesaw at a playground mentally. This place will be literally unusable when you combine the fact that the choofs tard will have a day arguing with him for fucking hours.
>>116782590>>116782593based berserk mind
what the fuck is "tomato pie"? is that cold?
>>116782516you seem... upset
>>116782817and you're nasty. haggard ass food.
>>116782412who has the best Italian bakeries?
>yankee culinary taste
>>116782969>soak it in lard, salt and mountain dew>"why is everyone so fucking fat?"
>kyler standing prominently next to the last two super bowl winnersso the berds dynasty starts this year, right?
>>116783010>not properly adding fats and salts to your meals>"why does this taste like fucking cardboard?"
>>116783062Black cookouts fucking suck and I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
>>116783020If your team doesn't have a QB in this pic, is your team real?
hey guys, how many playoff wins does dak have?
>>116783085you will eat the fat & salt, northie. EAT IT UP.
>>116783119Fuck you southie. NOW EAT MY PASTA AND BREAD
The 49ers don't even meld with their city anymore. The Silicon Valley bums probably think the Gold Rush was racist or something
>>116783110more than stafford
>>116783088Jimmy G has been to a Super Bowl so...
>>116783110One more than cowboy divisional round wins in the past 25 years
>>116783134Literally nobody cares what rich people think in football if they're not the 32 owners.
>>116783151He's in the same company as pic related
>>116782969Dixieshits are lower IQ so I don't care.
>teams that don't play in the city/state they're named after
>>116783139True. Dak is 1-2 in the playoffs, with the W in Jerry World vs the Seahawks. Dak had 1 TD, 1 INT and threw for 226 yards, while Russ had 1 TD, 0 INT and threw for 233 yards. The difference was Zeke who ran for 137 yards, 1 TD, while SEA just had Penny and Carson run for 29 and 20 yards, no TDs as DAL won 24-22
>>116781704>garbage time in the playoffsWho the fuck took the time to throw this cope together?
>>116782489Feeling sorry for the "waaaaaah my teammate went drunk driving and killed somebody but he dindu nuffin" raiders
>New England>Is actually very old
>>116783151the niners got to the owl in spite of jimmy, not because of him
Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers have the same number of NFCCG wins
>>116783307>implying you're not essentially the bahstun patriots
>>116783020>Henry has barely played this season but he's the only player anyone knows on the TitansNext week we will remind them
RIP Colin Flaherty. He made the black kids angry.
>>116783327how old is New England compared to the original England?
>>116783499How old was Betty White compared to the Roman Empire?
What's everybody got for snack packs this weekend? Planning on making some pancakes for the Steelers game, having some chips and nacho cheese, some ginger beer, some oatmeal, some hot chocolate.
>>116783528I was thinking I’d do pizza today, pizza tomorrow, pizza Monday, but I had pizza yesterday so it throws my game plan off
>>116783292I mean its in the table>EPA/COPE
>>116783499>americans: this ancient text is 150 years old!>europeans:
>>116783327all of these places are much more new than the places they are named afterNew EnglandNew MexicoNew YorkNew Orleans New HampshireNew Londonetc
>>116783356people underestimate vrabel. i think he's an asshole personally, but he's a hell of a coach. knew he wouldn't take that beating the berds gave them in game 1 laying down, now they're the #1 seed.
>>116783597Denmark: "anything."Everyone: "Literally who outside of an english playwright?"
>>116775541I refuse to watch the NFL until they hire more black and brown coaches.after they fired Flores and Culley i can't watch football anymore. both of those guys were incrediable coacheswho else is with me?
>>116783688>Culley>Incredible coachI remember the days after the Texans hired him. Literally everyone would talk about what a nice guy he is and how much of a nice guy he is, but nobody would ever talk about coaching ability with him.
>>116783647only Dallas is original
>>116783715i think it's cool he went down with the ship, refusing to put any of his guys out of a job. he's older and in a safer position to face being let go, but the notion that he didn't want the job without his guys was legit.
>>116783726There's a much older Dallas in Scotland
>>116783668i mean we're fucking 5 million people
>>116783895That's a lot of sex
>>116783914and im not having any of it
>>116783849why was he even fired in the first place? Oh, yeah because of his skin colorfuck the nfl
>>116783895Christ that's half my nightmare shithole state
>>116783955Surely it had nothing to do with the fact that he was hired because DeShaun Watson allegedly liked him
>>116783974 thats cool and all but why did they fire him?
>>116783946Don’t lie to us even the most autistic Danes have sex and everyone there is beautiful
>>116783726If it’s not a native American name it’s not original