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bump
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This may just be it
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>>116775058
based port arthur descendants
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>>116775056
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what's the hardest drink they sell at a cricket match? why not sell magic mushrooms and let the fans have a good time?
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alex carey u may be excellent wicketkeeper but thats not wat wicketkeepers need to do in modern game they need to hit sixes & have the mouth of a sailor and u have neither but in saying this i always knew u was bogus talent wen i heard u used to play AFL and WORSE it was for GWS
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Disrespecting Jamieson rn
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need to pee lads
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what's for dinner lads
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YOURE OUT CUNT FUCK OFF
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What are >we going to do when this generation retires? Our prospects are a bit shite lads. Particularly the opener situation.
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*enters thread*
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https://twitter.com/marnus3cricket/status/1481963261298110464
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no he hasn't warne you blind cunt, massive gap
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>>116775039
Lame
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cheating english cunts
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>Yachts To Be Exempt From EU's Carbon Pricing Plan
hmm
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day 5 of iso lads

im bored
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>>116775095
parmi & pint

>>116775098
neser and richardson will carry the bowling for a bit, with swepson plugging the lyon hole
green has a decade in him and could be an all timer
pucovski can open
but yep batting is fucked
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>>116775095
Looks like Ur missus getting the knuckle sandwich for tea mate
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>>116775074
Too many people having joined flashbacks to their shared ancestors from a few generations of inbreeding causing violent groups convulsions
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>>116775109
>massive acoustic spike
yeah try arguing with science more dumb shit
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lmao
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clearly not out. people don't have eyes anymore
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\FUCKEN
GOOOOOOOORRRRRNNNNNN
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inb4 Burns duck
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GONE
GOTTEN
NOT EVEN IN THE FRAME
KEEP ON RUNNING BACK TO THE SHEDS YA SHITE CUNT
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GONE
FUCK OFF
KEEP WALKING POOURNS
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SHAMBLES
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GONE
GOTTEN
FUCK RIGHT OFF
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AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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JESUS - COME ON ENGLAND!!!
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lmao how do you let yourself get run out
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>run out in the 2nd over of a Test innings
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSELOUTE STATE OF ENGLAND
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GONE
GOTTEM
BURNED
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>>116775133
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>The background is green
>Out
Sponsors were a mistake.
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GONE
FUCK OFF
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>>116775104
What is Simmos problem?
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Kek what the fuck
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wog nrl gf 2022
https://twitter.com/justnictings/status/1467045330822701056
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Do you play for the Melbourne Football Club? Because you're GAWWWWNNNNNNNN
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>>116775095
Last night's dinner
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GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>116775156
hate how they do this. fucking useless shot. just need a fixed camera behind the stumps on the boundary, can't fucking see shit with the camera moving around
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>put the opposition in to bat
>have them 3/12
>lose by an innings
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sometimes mate
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>>116775095
Leftover curry
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shoulda done a tim david
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LMAO

nice run dickhead
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dawid malan looks like he just got tapped on the scrotum in his intro pic thing
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Nice start lads.
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>>116775173
>gray steak
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>>116775170
NRL twitter is pretty cringe, not my social club of choice
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>>116775173
yikes
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>>116775173
grim
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me and the gf
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>>116775195
kek
surely he didn't get away with that?
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>>116775170
>wordle enthusiast
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>>116775199
most autistic hand gesture ive seen in my life
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>>116775220
Beautiful throw
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>>116775193
kek
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Crawley securing his opening spot by running out the competition
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this cunt's parents couldn't even name him david like a proper lad LOL
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Burton is too white for the BILDogs
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>>116775199
you should be in an asylum
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>>116775238
for me
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>>116775231
>most autistic comment made about an autistic hand post made ive seen in my life
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>>116775170
You could never let anyone say your not a stunning woman. A good man should treat you well and be a privalege if wen’t out with them.
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if 0.1 second hesitation cause you to get run out there is no run
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>>116775255
top 8 looms
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>>116775220
this just makes me miss punter's run outs
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yeah this is definitely a real sport
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>>116775225
no, it was a short run
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Did they show hotspot on burn's Nick anywhere?
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haven't seen starc bowl 145+ in a while
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>>116775270
see >>116775258
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>>116775270
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>Dawid Malan made his first class debut for Boland

>Boland
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how does noone ever google shit?
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It's another Starc gets no wickets and gives away lots of runs episode.
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what's for dinner lads
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Mister Chief from Halo
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>>116775270
is true that you can buy a hotdog and drown it in cheese at a stadium?
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>>116775301
TOYCUNT
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>>116775294
bit of everything
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>>116775294
mrs looking vascular mate
tea looking good too
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>>116775301
BASED TOYCUNT
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>>116775301
toycunt how are you matey?
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>>116775262
>marnus batting
no run
>marnus fielding
no run
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>>116775294
delicious, weberbro. family q?
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>>116775294
Either garlic and sage brined chicken or bangers and mash, haven't decided yet.
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>>116775294
>drinking a water while bbq'ing and not a beer
based poof
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>>116775301
do you have a gouf lad
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>>116775294
looking good mate
classic roast for me
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EYB
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>>116775319
crisp
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Fuck me, has Warnie always been this asinine?
Shut the fuck up about the slips
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>>116775327
If you actually want to do a decent drinking session during the day you need to drink some water in between beers too.
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Which Australian cricketer could satisfy her?
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>burning your opening partner so you can't get dropped
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>>116775294
>another lawny smorgasbord
looking good m8. pizza from the italian place up the road for me.
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>>116775294
>unseasoned shit thrown on a grill
Just wh*toid things
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>>116775341
Films women will never understand.
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>>116775258
shame warner hardly gets a go in the covers anymore
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>>116775346
he's fucking retarded mate
his only worth listening to when talking about spin bowling, until he invented this horse shit about natural variation
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Creasing at being run out in the second over of a test innings
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>>116775262
Against NZ or pakistani fielding it would be an easy single, possibly a four.
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>>116775357
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Good night cric
Dont spoil the result when i wake up
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>nathan lyon 31(27)
lmao
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>>116775346
yeah he's basically a 75 year old
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>>116775224
that's my gf, usurper!
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>>116775370
shut up fat
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>>116775350
Cam Green, big levers
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>>116775350
david warner would marry and have children with a woman like this
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I want to make a bit of a point of this. There had to be more desperation there from Rory Burns. He's back into the side, fighting for his Test career and he's not willing to put in a big dive there to try and save his wicket. I know it's not his fault, probably not his call but you can imagine Marnus Labuschagne in that same situation? He would have been diving from two or three yards out from the crease.
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looks pretty good desu, maybe height
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>>116775350
Warner. He should be well practiced in fucking whores considering he married one.
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KEK gottem
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>>116775387
bit in that, punter
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>>116775357
put this on with the mrs once, got about 10 minutes in and she asked if we could change

did the same with das boot, which is one of the greatest films ever made, and later with greyhound. think the boat film meme might be correct
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>>116775387
Very true, Ponting has been dead on with his commentary in the past few years.
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Reminder that Ponting literally claims Nathan Lyon is the "GOAT" spinner.
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might have a wank to some chinese amateur pornography
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>>116775350
she's so hot and boss at work looking, but none of her scenes do it for me
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>>116775420
what a dickhead
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>>116775405
the boat film meme?
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>name chanting
You gonna do "Fight! and Win!" next?
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We all know this game ends the second Boland comes on to bowl.
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Good on ya Starc keep giving away boundaries.
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fiending for a nap but don't want to miss his land
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>>116775387
burns is a piss weak little fagboy. ricky is 100% correct
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>>116775421
>chinese amateur
where lad? think i've exhausted the amateur content from all other nations
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>>116775436
keeping it interesting for the poongland fans
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>>116775420
poof?
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>>116775294
Got a date lined up so cooking something special
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>>116775363
That's temba bavuma m8
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Cummo ya white dawg, let brother boy have a bowl ya greedy cunt
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>>116775322
It's the middie, whatever that's called
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>>116775422
I like the stuff she did in australia, like the library video and the beach one. the rest is shithouse

>>116775428
pic combined with one bloke who spammed "films women will never understand" and with Master and Commander as the OP on /tv/ for years turned into a /tv/ meme where women don't get boats
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boonie is in this thread RIGHT now
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>>116775356
t. can't taste his curry without 400 tablespoon of garam masala
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If Ponting is such an expert on everything then why did he lose 3 Ashes series as captain
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>>116775327
It's the missus' drink, it's lemonade. I'm having a whisky. Is that ok?
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>>116775357
https://twitter.com/russellcrowe/status/1350675788102713346
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>>116775459
See >>116775450.
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>>116775453
its a family q. good value purchase. got the same.
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>>116775444
pornhub, shitload of japanese and chinese stuff up on that and a lot of it is quality. all in their language though so it's hard to stumble across
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Fuck Starc off and get Boland in.
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>>116775455
her girls out west stuff was kino
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>>116775420
letmeguess, the actually claim will be GOAT offspinner from Australia, or something completely reasonable like that
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>>116775466
Didn't listen to Warne enough. It's pretty easy to tell from the commentary that Warne was the brains and was hamstrung by Ponting wanting to play leader.
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>>116775357
scenes women will never understand

>>116775476
starc shouldn't even be in the team
neser and richardson are heads and shoulders above him
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>>116775405
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reminder
starc: 0 wickets
smith: 1 wickets
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>>116775490
Kek
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post the indian guy with the white girl
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broteen shake for lunch
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lamo houly fuak are karnts stihl wartchen the griget
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>>116775421
for me it japanese subway upskirts
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Do none of these shit for brains security guards know not to walk in front of the screens?
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>>116775487
You seriously believe Nathan Lyon is the greatest offspinner Australia has ever had? lmfao.
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>>116775449
ahh, glancing at the filename threw me
i remember warner doing similar runouts though
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>>116775498
why, do you need to fap?
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>>116775485
girls out west slaps when they haven't got hairy bushpigs on

>>116775487
ashley mallett and bruce yardley were better
lyon had one or two good summers but is quite bad overall. would barely have got a game if SOK wasn't a cunt that no one wanted to play with
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>>116775509
HOWLING
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>>116775504
They are probably all dumb immigrants
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Ye go on keep watching porn you rats
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>>116775447
>>116775487
https://archive.vn/k5atU

>“The GOAT’s just taken another one. This is high-class bowling, pushed him back. They left the field open on the off-side, inside edge back on the stumps.

Ricky Ponting thinks Nathan Lyon is the GOAT offspinner.
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>>116775494
she liked this actually
good catholic lass
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>boland
well, he had a good run
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>>116775518
I am watching the cricket m8
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business idea: jordies x greg's kitchen cual commentary of the cricket
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>>116775499
Does that mean what I think it means?
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>>116775518
More like pornNIGraphy haha
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>>116775474
think most of the jap stuff is fake, at least now anyway
the girls and videos seemed more realistic a decade ago and i'm not sure if their laws changed at some point
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business idea: replace all security guards with robots so broad has a mental breakdown
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>>116775515
Nah these guys were just Tasmanians.
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>>116775536
this is amateur stuff I'm talking about. like it's a girl and her boyfriend making videos and putting them up themselves
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>>116775522
They call him the GOAT because he is the offspinner with most wickets for Australia, not because they think he is the best offspinner of all time across all nations.
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Business idea: start a business
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>>116775522
That proves very little. Wikipedia lists GOAT as one of Lyons nicknames.
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>>116775547
crisp
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TIME FOR HIS LAND
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HIS LAND TIME
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never understood how people get run out by small margins
if it's gonna be close, just run faster?
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BOLAND BOLAND BOLAND BOLAND BOLAND BOLAND BOLAND BOLAND
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Well fuck me days, cummo ain't such a dumb dawg after all.
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*enters the dreamtime*
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finally the cricket is getting fun
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>>116775575
Bit in this
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LOVE THE ABOLAND
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HIS TIME
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>>116775509
yeah, for sure retard
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>>116775575
imagine playing for your country and not running as fast as you can at all times
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>>116775580
he's already safely >our best captain since clarke in terms of tactics

>>116775575
getting run out in the first place, unless it's the last over of the innings or you're batting with the tail and need to retain the strike, is unforgivable and should never happen
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A mate gave me this. First drink of the day
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>>116775600
sure mate
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>>116775613
CREASING
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Always was, always will be
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>>116775610
New zuhland btfo
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>picks the obvious best bowlers in the country who everyone have been demanding replace starc for years and, in the case of richardson, was already successful in international cricket and only got dropped because of injury
>"gee the selectors have nailed it haven't they"
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had a vietnamese beer called "saigon" the other day. that shit is fucking delicious
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>>116775600
>"OFFICIAL" Australia day celebrations is now just mostly minorities and non-whites celebrating, trying to integrate and thankful to be in Australia while on the other side of the road a bunch of white people and 1/16th aboriginals rally against "invasion day"
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>maiden his land
crisp
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these bowlers are fucking shit
swing the bat and launch the ball you stupid weak pussies
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>>116775632
viet beer is great
>333 is mad, if you can get it
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>Starc bowls
>Gets hit for multiple boundaries
>Boland bowls
>Maiden

Boland needs to permanently replace Starc.
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>>116775610
>First drink of the day
4ewe
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>>116775640
1,
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>>116775632
this one japanese restaurant near me has these obscure japanese beers available which you have to buy directly from the australian supplier but slap hard
feel like there's a whole world of asian beers we're not tapping in to
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>>116775640
these photos get me more aroused than any porn
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>>116775633
so true
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what the fuck is this segment from junior
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>>116775633
We are under kleptocracy 100%, would you expect anything different?
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Uhhh... bros... I thought this pitch was unplayable? How come the dross English early order are comfortable as can be?
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>>116775649
boland isn't even in the top 5 shield bowlers Tbh but yes starc is bad and shouldn't be in the side
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Anyone can be called the GOAT if you put enough qualifiers on it

David Warner is the GOAT Australian left handed opening batsman under 5'8''
Khawaja is the GOAT Australian batsman of Pakistani origin
Labuschagne is the GOAT South African born first innings batsman

etc
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>Kleptocracy is a government whose corrupt leaders use political power to appropriate the wealth of their nation, typically by embezzling or misappropriating government funds at the expense of the wider population. Thievocracy means literally the rule by thievery and is a term used synonymously to kleptocracy
DEFINITION MAN AWAY!
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>>116775656
ill grab an asahi or a kirin every now and then
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>>116775671
Mate it's lost a lot of the green since yesterday morning. Also Starc.
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Alex Carey is not that good desu

all my South Australian friends lied to me
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>>116775681
>>116775656
dont mind japanese beers.

I like Sapporo but dislike them after about 6-7
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*unzips dick*
AND IT'S GONE
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CRIKEY
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GONE FUCK OFF CRAWL BACK TO THE PAVILLION
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GONE
GOTTEM
CRAWL BACK ZACKY
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>>116775675
Am I wrong?
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>>116775674
you're the GOAT at taking cocks up ya bum in this thread mate
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GOT HIM FUCK OFF CUNT
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GONE
GOTTEN
WALK YOU LANKY CUNT
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CRAWL BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM IDIOT
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GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
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INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
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>>116775681
trick with asahis is to get the tins, since they're brewed in japan and not china

got deskbro to thank for tipping me off on that one

>>116775691
sums it up well lad
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Eh, Aus were three wickets down early on, so I'd still argue England are winning atm
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CUMGOD
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GET ORFFFFFF
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MUSCULAR SA CATCH
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CRAWLEY CRAWL BACK TO YOUR HOLE
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GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

>>116775687
We wouldnt do that
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>>116775659
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CUMMIES
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>>116775681
literally the worst beers
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>>116775715
CHAD SA BUSINESS
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>>116775691
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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DEAR OH DEAR
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got a mate who reckons the best beer is this one they all drink in caribbean from jamaica

>>116775719
fuar would love to be in amongst this
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>>116775719
is this from a porn?
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CRAWL OFF THE PITCH CRAWLEY hahaha
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business idea: bowl at poot's nuts again
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Johnnie walker marketing itself as the gay scotch smdh.
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if root goes cheaply here england are finna done
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>>116775719
PLEASE just upload all you have into a folder and upload somewhere mate

cheers
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>>116775708
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE
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>>116775719
mate Im saving these for my maiden streaks dont spoil
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reminder harris would've had his back turned and never touched that
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>>116775719
DELICIOUS vet lassies
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ah yes, the root and malan show, also known as the english tail
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South Australia is the best state on planet earth
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WEBM chad, we need you now
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>>116775728
just random uni whores doing nude photoshoots because women
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WILL BOLAND GET ROOT FOR A DUCK
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>>116775728
nah its one of those naked uni calenderers
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>>116775719
Do all Vets do naked photo shoots with their friends?
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>>116775754
love sluts
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Few Aussies that inhabit the /arse/ general with me. Wondering if any of them are in here too?
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God I love women wish they loved me though
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>>116775758
so much time dealing with pizzles, mate, they have to do something
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>>116775727
red stripe is like paint stripper
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>>116775754
why are women like this?
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>>116775757
made please upload the lot somewhere. ive looked for the pics and cant find many
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>>116775761
fuck up stravos
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>>116775719
4,3,5,1,6,2
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>>116775649
Starc brings some variety to the bowling squad. He's a left armed bowler with a lot of pace who can swing the ball. When he's bowling well, he's unbeatable.
Cummins, hazelwood and boland all just give good line and length.
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Touch grass you coomers
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>>116775757
It's quite remarkable how the first 3 have the EXACT same bottom.
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>He can be a bit of a nigger

Im sorry what was that???
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Rory Burns should have kept running all the way back to Surrey
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>can be a bit of a knicker
FINE line there mate
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>>116775761
Na sorry im a /LELDS/chad
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>>116775780
Dad's side is English mate. Proper anglo innit.
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>>116775770
unironically can be annoying getting of attention from them

sometimes I just want to focus on the cricket and they just keep on demanding your time
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>>116775785
124563
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I wanna have sex
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>>116775812
correct
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>>116775787
>When he's bowling well, he's unbeatable.
he hasn't done this for five years mate
cummins is very quick too and pattinson was a better strike bowler than starc, hazlewood and cummins swing it too.
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>>116775815
cool it with the racist remarks mate
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>>116775785
>2 last
shit taste
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>>116775824
Pay for it then
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>>116775810
Of course he is a Roman shill kek
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>>116775753
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1641863699992.webm
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>Hes a good nigger
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>>116775095
Nothing
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>>116775848
my grandfather was banging on about the "queer niggers" the other day
don't think he'd seen a black person until he was 80
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>>116775778
alright i'll do it
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>>116775861
good lad ill give you a LOT of (You)s for it will be extremely appreciated
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>>116775858
>don't think he'd seen a black person until he was 80
What a lucky motherfucker. I wish I could have gone almost my whole life without ever encountering a black person.
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>>116775848
>attempting to mock and belittle your own family for social media clout
I just fucking hate women so much lads
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>>116775810
me, but watching the cricket
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Shirt collar covered in spit
English batting in the pit
Maiden overs all day
First peoples here to stay
Pink Ball in hand
Scotty boland, it's his land
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>>116775719
all of them are perf
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Rugby League
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>>116775889
did you have a vibrator in you while typing this out?
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>>116775826
He was pretty important to winning the game in Adelaide, he's just fallen back off again the last couple of games.
It probably doesn't help that he's had to bowl every game this series and has always been inconsistent.
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>>116775810
i miss this nigga like you wouldnt believe
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>>116775848
shan't watch that
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I reckon Marnus looks like a child. It's like he never grew past 12
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>>116775613
based big bash bowlers
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finna based coopers, every year without fail
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>>116775911
he took wickets but never with good balls. I'd say he didn't have a single good ball all series actually
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>>116775925
crisp

First beer I ever drank
Will probably be the last beer I ever drink.
Old faithful
Old reliable.
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>>116775921
disgusting BB fluffers
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>>116775903
Na I didnt sorry if it upset you
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>>116775925
might have to go find a block during the break
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>>116775848
she looks like lyno
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>>116775926
based allergic to grass lass
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>>116775926
5-3-2-4-6-1
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>>116775926
Im here all night watching the griggy i can wait
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>>116775922
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keep on getting useless merchandise from coopers when I get a slab

got a coopers corduroy cap and bucket hat and a beanie so far
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>>116775926
does 5 have a tattoo under her tit?
trash
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>>116775960
lgh
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>>116775960
Love a good piece of corduroy
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>>116775926
3 and 5 absolutely mogg the rest
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>>116775949
on second thought i'd like to swap around 6 and 1
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>>116775926
5, 3, 1, 4, 6, 2
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>>116775960
get any of the cheeseboards? have one in the car I use for fishing
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>>116775925
truly australian
>>116775929
absolutely australian
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>>116775878
yeah hate this shit
like hes he's a racist but he's from a different generation and was raised in an outwardly racist environment

as I said my northern irish grandfather goes on racial rants, but I don't expect anything else from someone who grew up during the Troubles
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>>116775922
So much going on in this image. The smugness of the vaguely retarded stacked girl, the envy of the girl next to her, the Indian fella paying attention to the lecture, the Indian girl looking back at the Indian bloke, the bloke clearly looking over to have a cheeky peak at the two orbs you can't ignore, the girl with glasses judging him for it while her reflection on the laptop details her inner feelings of inadequacy.
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>>116775926
for me its 2
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>>116775926
This reminds me of that picture film with Elijah wood it was an anthology sought of thing
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>>116775979
SOUTH Australian

as a kid dad would drink a Pale Ale every night
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>>116775974
nah when did they have that going?

>>116775970
yeah same, surprisingly not that cheap either. the beanie is acrylic though
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Reminder England won this session
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>>116775925
This is probably >our best beer. desu the entire Coopers range is GOAT. Love me some of their stout in Winter.
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>magic millions
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>>116775974
I got one, like 3kg piece of slate
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>>116775356
Never had Korean bbq then
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haha horse run fast
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>the bin lid
absolutely based
>>
FIRST ROOT CENTURY IN AUSTRALIA INCOMING

I CAN FEEL IT
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>>116775991
the whole country drinks coopers mate

I know it's your state beer and all, but it's one of the biggest and most well regarded beers in the country
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>bin lid
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>>116776001
>Marnus talking into a floating box camera/speaker

Incredibly dystopian desu
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why is mark waugh such an obnoxious faggot?
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>>116776014
never gonna happen
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ended the no fap today lads, busted a huge nut.
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Bin lid's LITERALLY the highest run scorer in the series without having playing every inning.
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>>116775356
based newcunt
lawncunt's mrs is korean
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>the bin lid
Reminder yet again that Australians are the most soulful cricket team
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>short price fave wins

queenslanders got double jabbed and boosted for this
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>>116775996
be a couple of years ago now, solid things too as >>116776003 said
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>>116776016
Is it actually? I thought it was a hipster beer in non SA states and not drank much.

I havent been outside SA in about 10 years so desu Ive got no idea.
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New thread?
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>>116776031
not usually a fan of big tits but this girl is so cute and she has nice bum. i would eat her logs.
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>>116776049
They aren't big they are perfect sized.
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>>116776049
what compels you to say something incredibly idiotic?
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>>116776038
yep, on tap in almost every pub here in WA alongside swan draught
similarly the slabs you can buy are typically emu export, swan draught, single fin, asahi, crown and coopers pale
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>>116776031
lord have mercy
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>>116776024
always happens with twins. one of them invariably ends up being an obnoxious cunt.
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>>116776038
Ive met blokes here who hate paleys and atleast half of them say their favourite beer is great northern
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>>116776059
lmao porn isn't reality mate. those are enormous for a girl of her bodyfat
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>>116776041
me on the right
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>>116776062
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Looking forward to perving on the women's Ashes desu boys
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>>116775831
bet you feel pretty fucking stupid after seeing
>>116775926
don't you. dumb fuck.
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>>116776076
love muscular tummies me

rich gym sloots are my weakness
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>>116776076
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what's the source?
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>>116776075
If by "here" you mean SA then yep thats my grandfather and sisters fiance 100%

Both hate pale. Both drink great northern as their first choice.

Dont understand it desu. Both tradies.
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>>116776031
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>>116776063
I asked in the earlier thread if tiktok is worth downloading, the answer seems to be yes
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>>116776094
based knower
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>>116776094
THE post
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>>116776075
>>116776096
great northern is fucking vile, don't know how it became the tradie beer of choice
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>>116775926
3 2 4 5 1 6
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Would you?
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the gf
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Stop posting coomer bait you covid shagging convicts.
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Love sitting here watching the cricket with a hard on thanks lads keep it up.
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>>116776097
women are a fucking fraud
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>>116776116
wrong, the full strength is good, the black label shit you get at the footy is bad but
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Just finished my 6th playthrough of SMT 5 ama
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>>116776119
has anyone ever been bitten by a tarantula? are they at all aggressive? like if you poked it would it bite?
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>>116776118
They're a bit short but I guess they'd do.
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>>116776131
fuck me when did this come out haven't heard a thing about it
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>>116776125
no worries mate
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>>116776129
Reminder that no one on /cric/ has a dick big enough to pleasure this woman.
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>>116776125
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it's west end, for me
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>>116776139
2 months ago m8
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>>116776134
huntsman bit me once because i was fucking with it, hurt and was red for a bit but nothing major
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>>116776157
any good? is it true to the series roots and not personafied like SMT 4A?
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brap
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dont really want to laugh at people dying but LOL
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>>116776154
absolute piss essentially VB tier but from SA (until its made overseas soon or some shit)
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>/cric/ memes made it to live tv
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>>116776129
Pathetic woman wearing a corset to create a figure she doesn't have in order to fool pathetic men.

>>116776143
Even more pathetic man who elevates women for existing within his space.
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>>116776154
Why do you South Australians have such a big chip on your shoulder when it comes to Victoria?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyYXUqoEqbY
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>tiktok big break
>they don't announce their pronouns at the start
not very tiktok 2bh
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>>116776143
>bigger dick = better in bed
grim virginpost
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>>116776154
Do they still have that little gnome village thing on the river near the factory? I haven't been to Hindmarsh in years
>>
cucktoria
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>>116776185
every footy state has a one sided rivalry with victoria
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>>116776154
based Brisbane inner south resident
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>>116776154
would never since they closed the brewery.
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Do we have good looking female athletes?
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>>116776188
would suggest that the dick size is almost irrelvant for most women. all about clitoral stimulation.

I say that as someone with a slightly above average sized penis
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>>116776185
Because vics are faggots
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>>116776116
we have a midstrength only policy on site so everyone drinks great northern
just absolute piss water, at least XXXX actually tastes like beer
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>>116776167
nice roid back acne
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>>116776185
Kek I used to love this ad
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>>116776204
I'd fuck the kike right out of Jess Fox 2bh
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>>116776207
>on site
like on a FIFO mine site or are you lads actually getting on the sauce while working
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>>116776188
No, but it helps. Just like with engines mate. No replacment for displacment.
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>>116776204
Britain for comparison.
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>Eating dinner at 5

Do Cricketers REALLY?
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>>116776204
I remember Stephanie Rice.
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>>116776041
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>>116776166
The gameplay is phenomenal but the story is pretty lacking. It's not 4A tier though, more like nocturne but with even less characterisation. Definitely worth playing
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>>116776231
But what do they eat though?
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>>116776215
tawmbout usman b?
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>>116776242
>The gameplay is phenomenal but the story is pretty lacking
literally what I want from an SMT, cheers mate will literally buy a switch for this.
didn't even know they were making a 5
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>>116776249
b-b-beast of a bruiser never meddum tho
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How many of you have actually fapped during the course of the last 100 posts?
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>>116776169
>no replies
based fully jabbed and boosted /cric/
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>>116776266
was going to, literally in my undies in bed with my laptop now, but the craic is good right now
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Just saw that footage of poo rage. lmao
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>>116776266
no sir i am waiting for marriage
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>>116776254
Yeah nice, have fun. There's plenty of other good switch games too. I think you can emulate it if you have a high end PC
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How much crypto does he have? And more importantly, how much lets go brandon coin has he invested in?
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>>116776288
hope btc crashes so he loses. smug rich cunts like him probably have 20m in btc.
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>>116776288
if you read the fine print in that ad the first sentence is that crypto currency is not a legitimate currency lol
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>dressing up in costumes for the cricket
hate how australians are now doing this.
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how do i get better at eating pussy?
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>>116776288
He has none.
He's an actor. He's paid to say whatever people tell him to say.
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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/dec/19/nsw-premier-resists-pressure-to-reintroduce-mask-rules-urging-personal-responsibility-as-covid-cases-rise

5 days later

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/nsw-to-reintroduce-indoor-mask-mandate-after-posting-5-715-new-covid-19-cases/14bcb6e5-b033-4445-bdf3-87639e77dd34
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>>116776326
>when he says he watches every bbl game
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>>116776332
watch the nina hartley instructional video
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>>116776332
Practice on your gf
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>>116776320
yeah this andrew symonds impersonator is a bit racist
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>>116776278
>that tasteful jiggle as she tussles her hair
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>>116776266
Fapped to this picture yesterday
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name one thing nogs do better den da whitey
ill wait
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>>116776334
Lockdown looms.
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>>116776351
mam your dress has a few holes in it
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>>116776351
why?
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>>116776354
random acts of violence
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>>116776337
>shaun abbott will never take out your middle stump
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>>116776354
they rape better but i have a feeling we're not really trying to be good at that
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>>116776351
>wanking to pictures
it's not 2006 anymore mate
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the gf
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>>116776119
what band is that
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>>116776320
sounds like you hate yourself
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>>116776360
mad how the social media feeds the female narcissism
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True God, England have blackfullas of their own.
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>>116776385
>he doesnt realise wanking to non nude pictures saves his soul
Enjoy hell
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>>116776354
basketball
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I'm not wanking, I'm fingering myself ;0
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>>116776395
the slampig
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Isa Alert!
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Love this fat mulatto journo desu
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Isha has been hitting the hitachi wand all day, you can just tell
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>>116776408
going to reconciliation once a month saves my soul mate
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being the cage fighting goat and comedy goat, would brendan schaub be the best spin bowler or the best pace bowler?
>>
Why the fuck do WE have to host the Women's Test?
>>
ISA
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>>116776438
pace bowler, can spin it bowlth ways b
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Isa looking like a fucking cutie in the hotel
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>>116776266
have not fapped in 55 days
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>>116776438
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>>116776453
*swing
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>>116776016
yes. I started drinking it in 1994 in sydney
>>116776038
its been on tap in inner sydney since the early 90's
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im so lonely
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>>116776470

>>116776470

>>116776470
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>>116776354
abandon their children
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Might go harass the women's cricketers when they come to Canberra
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Why do they keep pushing women's sports? Why do >we pretend to give a shit.
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>>116776488
You WILL watch the women's Ashes
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>>116775095
Found half a bottle of bourban at the back of the kitchen cupboard.
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>>116775491
Great film.
>>
>>116775095
nasty



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