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it's my birthday today lads
>>116774064Happy 11th birthday this month.
>>116774064would you like a yuki wrapped in a box as a present
>Hi everyone, I know I've been far from social media for some time. I've been sharing with my loved ones trying to find peace and taking a break from the fast paced racing world. After meditating and making my mind clear, I'm ready to get back to the track and give my best during the coming season. Thank you all for your supportive messages. Sending you so much lovepost yfw you see that in Hamilton's Instagram history.
>>116774181you know it, it's not really my bday though desu
>116774190just fuck off retard
>>116774214it's still the fourteenth in burgerland so it's still your birthday her fren
>>116774243i'm not the finnbro who had his bday yesterday, i'm just larpingmy bday is in a couple months desu
@116774190IgnoredFuck off stealing my gimmick aussie coomer.
I'd just like to clear up some dangerous misinformation being spread by science denying anti-edd posters. I was NOT drunk when I made the Strawschleife. Most of the problems with it were because the program had started crashing all the time once the project got big so I couldn't really finish it properly. Then there were some additional issues with things that got fucked up in the conversion from rFactor to AC, which was not done by me. To insinuate that the track turned out as it did because I was drunk is a completely untrue and slanderous allegation, I did not consume a single drop of alcohol while working on the track. However I was high as fuck the whole time.
tifosi bros how we feeling
Valteri BottasAustralian driverAlso, video games aren't sportseSports aren't real sportsVideo games rot your brain
if leclerc writes "anon" in his death note then which one of us will die?
>>116774432i dont know one single person named charles yet charles leclercs teammate is spanish charles and his gf is feminine charlotte
Damn the aussie coomer looks like that!?>>>/soc/30845730
>>116774493Unfortunately me seeing as I’m the only real person here, you’re all in the mid of a schizophrenic Aussie who fucks hs girls
>>116774349Have an lol high fren
>>116774493You're a fucking retard, Estonia, Charleslejack isn't even a real thi
>>116774507I’ve literally accidentally posted my face on here before like the Brazilian who forget to edit his insta screenshot, you wanna know why It didn’t become a meme? Because I’m fairly good looking
Are there any obvious drivers that on average lose positions from their qualifying position? Looking at statistics for f1, and in races where a driver doesn't DNF, even bottas on average gains 0.2 positions(KWAB). Even LeClerc and Hamilton gain on average 0.6 positions.Currently the driver that gains the most on average is Alonso with 2.1 positions gained per race. Can't think of someone who can get more that.
>>116774507how do you figure that thats him
>>116774459Yeah but what rots your brain more. Watching an entire race on the TV. Or playing an entire race on f1 2021?I think we least the second one probably a bit more fulfilling at least for the brain and or motor skills in general but do you.
>>116774574Probably Gasly, Russell, and Bottas
im about to post a really stupendous post here in a minute, you people will love it
>>116774677I'm gonna make it for you
>he cant into ignore postingThe whole point is to get a (you) out of someone and then promptly ignore it. The game was rigged from the start.
>>116774594I did Bottas already, that's why I can't think of anyone else. 0.2 positions gained on average really makes him the biggest KWAB. Gasly gains 1.23 which is better than Schumacher, and Russell is nearly Bottas tier at 0.3. Did Albon too and he gains 0.26. I guess it's not possible to get negative since I'm only considering races where they finish. Any other KWAB-tier drivers that might get even worse than Bottas?>CAPTCHA: HNDAA
>>116774764>dat brake thickness
>>116774758Rocco Siffredis best friend aka Trulli
>>116774811It really said my post was aborted, posted anyways and now I look like a massive tard.
Birthday finn are you asking for picrelated for your now late bday?
>>116774834I want a well detailed analysis on why this is worth 650 yurobux
Apart from Audi or Porsche, which is the likeliest new constructor we're going to get?
>>116774834Fucking hell I'm looking through their website now>All the models are standing hunched-shoulders with a sour look on their face>Women who look like men>Various different minorities represented, disproportionate number of black people as usual>Everything costs literally 10x what it reasonably shouldIs this a money laundering scheme or.... I thought Red Bull was based.
>>116775026Maserati-Haas unironically with Zhou as the driver
>>116774188he's not coming back, instagram is shit, its better everyone stays of it
>>116774758If Hamlington has started 103 races on the polish position couldn't he have lost many of the places on the starts?
>>116775188hehe happy pepe....hehe nice
>>116774827STOP POSTING THISMDICK
gimi pronounced gimi as in gif
>>116775026Fiat>>116774827You know he would have been one of the most diehard nazis of the group. He just goes hard into everything. 90% of professional sportsmen are autistic, guaranteed
good afternoon sirs
His wicked sense of humorSuggests exciting sexHis fingers they focus on her and touchesHe's Venus as a boyA necklaceHe believes in a beautyHe's Venus as a boyHe believes in a beauty and gentle
>decide to trim a assetto corsa vid to post on streamable>video is converting>look away from my pc for 2 seconds>screen turns off>no signal from pc>keyboard and mouse turn off>pc fans are still at 70% like they're still converting>restart it>starts up like nothing happenedHuh okay
>>116775807bottas will inevitably whip out his cock in his last F1 race interviewscreencap this
>>116774502for what's worth I know A (one) charles and a couple of chucks (no relation to sneed or his eponymous feed and seed establishment)
>>116774857solo el mas puro de piches
>>116775807Thats a small benis :DD
>slowly appears in frameheh, nothing personnel kid
>>116775908>a sun>smallok bucko
>>116775898What inspirational quote would you put on the dashboard of your F1 car, /f1/? For me, it's "life is life of fuck"
>>116775249Maybe but he should be capable of getting back into first anyways unless he's shit at racing. He had the exact same quali-finish difference at McLaren and Mercedes oddly enough, even if at McLaren his average quali was like 5th, and in a bunch of seasons he was top2 highest average qualifier and still managed to do nothing after 2008. I did find 1 lower than bottas but it's just a specific part of Vettel's career: 2010-2013 Vettel on average gained 0.1 positions, on average finishing 2.5th.>>116774815For his entire career he gained on average something like 1 but just for 2007, losing 1.31 positions on average. I guess it isn't possible for someone to lose more than gain for most of their career because they'd get fired. I guess bottas really is the biggest KWAB
>>116776070Live fast, die.
>>116776070We are all rees in a tard
>>116776201Based, fuck micromanagers.
Ok so now that the experts have weighed in he’s definitely, definitely not quitting.
>>116776312there was never any chance he was quitting
>>116776312Knew this would be the actual case. His ego and his hubris are too big to go out in what his mind will consider a "pussy made way", even for his standards.
shelby in a shelby
is this the most sovless combination possible?
>>116776410No matter, now that I know he's not quitting... The Buck Breaking Committee is back in action, boys
>>116776467I love bucc breaking
good morning, i hate mercedes
>>116776070If I can't handle the worst car, I don't deserve the best
>>116776312he's definitely quittingjust like how he definitely didn't resign with mercedes
Hyvää huomenta, vihaan mercedestä
/F1/ has a rock torkar enthusiast
>>116776671what is /F1/?
>>116776312F1 is bigger than any one driver
winter testing soon. it's rumoured to be for 8 days & the slurping provider will reveal themselves.
IF HAMISHIT RETIRES WE'LL ALL GET A SKINNY BIG TITTY RED HAIRED GREEN EYED GF WITH LOTS OF FRECKLES
Lenghty Lewis post about having PTSD from the systematic racism done to him at Abu Dhabi in 3...2...
gimi all yur lubin all yur fugs an gisses doo :D
>>116776358There is zero chance that he doesn't. He's not facing AMX in an unknown car with all new rules. He's done.
>>116776909He's not retiring lad. Merc have a rocketship prepared for him for next season so he can get his 8th title and retire after overcoming a lifetime of racist abuse and discrimination etc..
>>116776952That's what they told him two years ago to keep him in, and last year to keep him in, but that didn't go as planned. He doesn't have another one in 'im.
>>116776752can't argue with that desu
>>116774064It was your birthday yesterday too wtf finn bro
>>116776997WITH A USED FLESHLIGHT
we're all gonna make it lads>/f1/ related because amx /madeit/
Drop it into 4th, a tap of the brakes, all will be fine.
Carlos and Charles filming the new C2 challenge a week after they collide at monza (circa 2022)
>>116777053I doubt charles can feel hate in his overdeveloped brain
>>116777053Jos "The Boss" Verstappen and Helmut "One eyed bandit" Marko pictured circa 30 seconds after Max took the chequered flag at the now "infamous" 2021 Abi dabbi Grand Prix.
>meanwhile in Maranello
>>116777116>such big engine>can probably only do 45mphclassic ferrari
>>116777116What that big boi for please????
>>116777151Never mind I already found it>The Wärtsilä RT-flex96C is a two-stroke turbocharged low-speed diesel engine designed by the Finnish manufacturer Wärtsilä. It is designed for large container ships that run on heavy fuel oil. Its largest 14-cylinder version is 13.5 metres high, 26.59 m long, weighs over 2,300 tons, and produces 80,080 kW.Binland wins again.
>>116777167HARTWALL-WÄRTSILÄ F1 RACING WHEN
>>116777144120 RPM limit unironically. 107,000hp though.26000L 14 cylinder two-stroke turbocharged low-speed diesel era of F1 starts when???
>>116777231no. replacement. for. displacement
for me it's the silverliner IV
>>116777382For me it's being semi-vaporised by a japanese bullet train.
For me, it's the Flying Scotsman
good morning /f1/, i have a huge hangover
>>116777392as long as it's not the silverliner V
>>116777411beep beep soviet tier northern train coming through
>>116777116>>116777167>>116777231What an absolute unit.How much fuel does this big boi guzzle on a teick like, let's say, Monza?But i dont think it's within the regulations of f1.
>>116777116Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see what the fuel sensors think of it.
>>116777382For me, its Stadler FLIRT, carrot as we call them
>>116777397Good morning. I'm going to have a huge hangover tomorrow.
>>116777441Wonder how many depressed teens that train alone has decapitated.
>>116777434Can go full throttle for precisely 1.4 seconds then has to coast for the rest of the race.
I'm a hussar, I'm a hun, I'm a wretched Englishmen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiMUOuYUy1w
Hi de hi, mein neeguhs. I'm going to work and I am THRILLED about it.
>>116777382>>116777411>>116777428>>116777441>his EMUs don't have big, deep splitters for added downforcekwab and limp
>>116777437where we're going we don't need fuel sensors
>>116777592aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines
Honest sovl, pure of heart.https://streamable.com/tjtrvl
>>116777010I've had that as a fantasy.Lying down alongside a bro while a girl is pumping us with a sextoy in each hand. Occasionally she would crosshands over just to be naughty.I should probably come to terms with being bi at some point rather than hide it.
still worried about zhis hund
>>116777592thats the head slicer, hence why it is colored red
>>116777382for me it's the tokyo sharyo 300 series
>>116777820Pretty sure I could fit my head under it and onto the track even if I have to look sideways.
>>116777820>Uncle Mattia? Where did you get all the blood to paint the vroom? :D
>matte painted cars
does anyone else want to commit acts of extreme violence towards f1 social media """""personalities"""""?
>>116778021I just want a big titted, pretty faced gf with a nice arse desu.
>>116778021what is an f1 social media personality?
>>116778144matthew gallagher types
>>116778172But he work for F1tv?
>>116778182when did he leave wtf1
>>116778213Don't even know what that is desu the only social media F1 personality I am aware of is Edd Straw and he's a journalist so don't even know if that counts.
bobsleigh will be /f1/'s sport of choice to follow in peking, right?
>zamina mina eh eh waka waka eh eh
>>116778355yes but in a tank size
>>116778355Skeleton or luge there is a semi unrebarbative chance of death.>>116778370Nonce
>>116778355Not watching. 'ate genocide. 'ate communism. Not watching.
>>116778391Now this is based.
>>116778355Skiing is the /f1/ winter sport of choice for obvious reasons
>verstappen lost the virtual lemons pole position by 0.002 secondsWew lad
>>116778441>skiing You mean like this>>116777745?
Mixed doubles luge, girl on top obviously
>>116778107Max Verstappen Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 2021 Last Lap POV
>>116778517me on the left
>>116778517The "girl" has a beard
>>116778355biathlon. hej hej!
>>116778517Who’s idea was this? How did he convince anyone it’s not gay?
>>116778517>girl on top but lying on her tummy>girl on top but in the 69 position so she can see
>>116778597Is only gay if you are on top and half way down feel a throbbing erectiong against your back.
>>116778613>girl on top but pregnant
mon visage when ferrari 8 tenths off the pace at first race
>>116778700can you mount a wing on the babby bump to get some use from it? otherwise it'll just slow you down
Pls send violent/angry musicIm fucking mad
>>116779008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqk7x_w1H98the most violent music
>>116779032I've gotta say, the balls on these guys to release this song on the Friday before the final race of F1 2021. Especially since it could've aged so very poorly.
>>116779008Get on my level you fucking teenyboppers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QprzMD6Xevk
>>116779008https://youtu.be/fa8dKd4o9ecNot angry or violent, but definitely something kings enjoy
So GR is going to be unbearable this season, worse than Lewis, right?Also has anyone here made their own F1 vidya steering wheel and pedals rig? I want to try for the challenge but I'm scared I'll fuck up and end up pegging myself with a metal pole.
>>116777987>Cha- Charles, we were joking when we said we paint the cars with the blood of Frenchman>Ahhhhhh, Ok>Please tell me this is animal blood
I've gotta say, the balls on these guys to release this song on the Friday before the final race of F1 2021. Especially since it could've aged so very poorly.
>>116774007>Schumacher names Sebastian Vettel as the potential lewis hamilton replacement at mercedes F1Lads, he has risen
I've gotta say, the balls on these guys to release this song on the Friday before the final race of F1 2021. Especially since it could've aged so very poorly
>>116774064>when mom organizes a birthday party and only 2 neighbourhood kids and your uncle show up
the fuck is twitter raging about?did the mentally challenged decide to come back?sorry bros, just woke up
I've gotta say, the guys on these balls to Friday this song on the release before the poor race of F1 2021. Especially since it could've aged so very finally
>>116774907It's for all sizes combined if your weight often fluctuates, it's actually a pretty sweet deal
>>116776312His ego won't let him quit before he has more WDCs than anybody else
>>116777434it starts on diesel and then uses crude oil after a few laps
>>116779517Look out for tsunodami it's coming straight for you!
>>116777116>needs refueling every 5 lapsSpaghetti strategy at it's best
who wants to go fast?
>>116779280>>116779430>>116779438>>116779467>>116779517>>116779531Plot twist, they forced Masi to call the safety car in and sabotaged Leafitis car
>>116776571>went out of the way to get hair transplant.>Half bald anyway
>Carlos hit me! That's not cool
>>116779684imagine if he went bald again because of his like of cornrows made it all fall out
>>116779706I guess Ferrari will never get a Schumacher-Barrichello team dynamic ever again
>>116779669Pit stop boys work as pit stop boys at red bull I thought, the guy who looks like Marko when wearing the hat doesnt even know the words to his own song.
>>116776571Didn't black ppl say they arranged their hair this style as the layout of the fields they were tending to when they used to be slaves and it was like their map
>>116779008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9wAVtDC6zkHere you go anon, go ram some cars listening to this.
Irish people had far worse living conditions during the 19th century than black slaves ever had.
>>116779706>implying LeRetard won't be the one bullying proudy off the track.
>ynr children’s bbc commentary Unironically higher iq than Croft
>>116779836But sure the craic was good.
>>116779997such is life in australia
>>116778355I will follow schaatsen
Why does Bottas have a horse faced slut while the other drivers have 10s
>>116780097that's not very nice
man the posts today are retarded as hellfucking unbearable
>>116780127Post gimi to make up for it?gimi
>>116780127Fine I will go away for a bit, later losers.
>>116780127just like your country
>>116780127I hate niggers
>>116780127Yeserday was worse imo.
how we feeling kings
>>116780164yeah, well, i was out early yesterday, saw it coming, but still thought it will relent>>116780159perkele
2021 will end up being amx’s only title if he stays with red bullim calling it now
>>116780097At least she's making him happy and being there for him as his mental battering from being in merc is healing
>>116779885She looks kinda like what I reckon Jacinta Ardern thinks she looks liek
if Vettel replaces Lewis he is going to get obliterated by jeorj isn’t it?
>>116780232in what fantasy universe do you see VET going to Mercedes of Lewlew quits? They'll buy out Ocon and Alpine is then getting Gasly
>>116780223how can an autistic 150iq computer programmer say dumb shit like this?
>>116780222which team should he join?
>>116780178Fan-fucking-tastic. Gave my simrig for my PC a much needed overhaul hardware wise.
whos going to alpha tauri? vips?
>>116780252i wished gimi would be driving for mercedes
>>116780232Probably wouldn't win. But certainly wouldn't get obliterated.Naturally drivers lose that one lap pace as they get older, but race pace and management doesn't degrade
>>116780259I reckon Merc or Ferrariany team outside of the big three is way behind when it comes to personnel, resources, facilites, and shit
>>116780271whoever does the best in f2. hauger, lawson, or vips
>>116780257How does schizophrenia ruin brilliant minds in general? How does it just disable the logic parts in the brains, making intelligent people relentlessly convinced that their most delusional, most impractical, most impossible thoughts are 100% true despite the overwhelming evidence if not straight logical impossibilities? That's the scariest thing about it all.
Will martins do another year in f3I grew p fond of the french-portuguese
>/f1/ overlooking McLaren.They've been making some complicated aero pieces that even RB and Mercedes were copying in 2021.They're CFD tech is very impressive now
People were getting sick if having to watch the same driver and the same team win week after week, year after year. This led to stagnating viewing figures and loss of interest. Advertisers were pulling out out or just defaulting on paying some teams (Rokit, Rich Energy). The European and Southern Hemisphere fan base were getting vocal and demanding change. Formula E and other forms of the sport were getting more attention and advertising revenue. Regulations, especially cost capping had hampered development leading to one team dominating for nearly a decade.Something had to be done and Masi took it in his own hands to "interpret" the rules and change the outcome of a race. Time will tell if this was the correct decision.I cannot abide Hamilton. He's an unlikable character and a devisive figure in and out of the sport. But he was and is a true champion, a clean racer and up there with the legends of the sport.In the same breath, I cannot stand Verstappen who is nothing more than a banger racer. He's an unlikable figure, a dirty racer and he whinges and whines when decisions don't go his way. He, his team and their PR machine learnt the lessons of populist politics and used it to constantly undermine the sports managing body and the decisions that were made which directly led to ill thought through decision making from the race director at the final race.I won't be watching next season. I don't care if Hamilton will or won't be there. I don't care if Ocon will take his seat at Mercedes or if George will dominate. I'm not bothered if Lando wins a few races. I don't care if Max wins the title again or if he is consigned to the history books as a pretender champion.I'm not arsed anymore.I have lost faith in a sport where winning is now determined by a corrupt governing body, a lobbyist racing team and a shitty fan base.
>>116780287I doubt he could go to Ferrari knowing that he doesn’t like them and I don’t see him going to Mercedes after this season. Maybe he could take horner with him and some of the red bull people to Aston Martin once they can have their own engine
>>116780343don't let the door hit you, hamspamacid your sister on the go too, praveen sanjit of londonistan
>>116780374>Maybe he could take horner with him and some of the red bull people to Aston Martin once they can have their own engineI’ve seen this episode before
>>116780374Toto has no morals if he has a chance to get Max he will take it immediately. Same with Ferrari. No doors are closed to the WDC
Yo pienso que gimi
>>116780376Fuck you gypo. How's that caravan in winter Pikey?
>>116780343>i'm sick of a sport where winning is determined by a lobbyist racing teamNot sure if you heard anon, but Mercedes lost
>>116780267Incase anyone is curious, I bought a Thrustmaster TS-PC Servo Racer Base + Thrustmaster T-LCM Pedals + TM Open Wheel Addon
>>116780412eat my gypo smega and lick my asscrack, inbred
>>116780343Why do you people type like you are giving some shitty climactic movie speech? "Hurdur muh feels so importent hur dur meens so much to mee pwease upvote and gib reddut gold"
>"Toto, tell dein Negerlein to man das Fick up and announce sein decision to drive oder nicht.">"Ever since ich habe called Seb, er ist spamming mein Whatsapp about das status of der negotiation."
>tfw sim drivers are faster than all real racing drivers in history
>>116780257the CIA fucked him up
Mike Krack wants Aston Martin to win. Why dont (You)?
>>116780534Because I want a soulful team to win.
>>116780534they killed their factory gte and hypercar to get 7th in the constructors
>>116780596they got screwed by the new floor regs
Just remembered people really get injections or pay for surgery to have lips like the 2021 wdc mad amx
>>116780604No they didn't. That's just an excuse
i dont like them mercedes fanboys i tell you hwhat boy
>Audi wins lol
>>116780659how come you don’t support the mighty mercedes-benz founded in stuttgart, germany?
i'd like to see a 4-way german battle in f1: merc, audi, vw and bmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wri72BfnGh4Just found out Estonia have won eurovision song contest and its a banger.F1 related because vrooms were also contested in the year 2001
>>116780322Dopamine imbalance in the brain.Schizophrenia is a terrible disease. You can have an iq of over 9000 but if your dopamine is fucked up you'll act like the most irrational person out there
For me, it's Sophia
>>116780684Mercedes F1 is not even German, and the rest will never be in F1
>>116780694Based old eurovision enjoyerSpeaking of estonia I watched the episode of eestis got talent where vips was in once
>>116780421Nobody cares.Go outside and meet real people
>>116780716https://youtube.com/watch?v=5flWZgoN7hMjuri the megamind
>>116780534I thought Seb will move to the great satan?
>>116780719Go outside where?Everyone goes in there own little groups.I don't wanna be on my own
>>116780681Stuttgart resident here.Nuke this city. It's a hellish nightmare. Ugly buildings, full of pigmented people who dont speak german and the few germs that still hold oit here are either rich fags who live in a bubble and dont see the misery or fanatic greens who think that rapes and smelly kebab shops on every corner are just fucking dandy and part amd parcel of living in a multicultural city.Just nuke this place. Especially the Merc HQ.But leave Weissach amd Porsche alone.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UxvmdR7oYdQI had no idea this was originally an Estonian Eurovision song lmaof1
>>116780475>>116780488This poopy mommy is Lena Oberdorf. google didn't return anything interesting. no pooper close ups.
>>116780737Dont you have any friends?Get a hobby and meet people
2007 Formula One World Driver's Champion gimi
IS THERE A MIKE KRACK? HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING FOR MIKE KRACK
>>116780711But i distinctly remember the german anthem playing whenever merc won
>>116780779looks quite nice imodont see any blacks or ”functionalism over aesthetics” architecture here
>>116780322>How does it just disable the logic parts in the brainsI don't think it's hits logical thinking as much as it seems, the decisions they make are often perfectly logical in the skewed reality they perceive.You could think of it like of an autonomous car that has a fly stuck in the thermal camera and randomly detects heat signatures all the time.As we seen with hamspammer or yesterday they often don't even realize that they try to act on wonky data.
For me, it's riding a camel down the pitlane after 24h race
My wife is TexanF1 related because F1 races at COTA
>>116780697So did she do the porno already?
>>116780843And the team is led by someone named Toto Wolff? Not very british I say
>>116774007>Schumacher names Sebastian Vettel as the potential lewis hamilton replacement at mercedes F1Realistically who else would it be? They're unlikely to have 2 young drivers who are potentially gonna bottle it in a good car. They know Vettel will psuedo-bottle it, and if jorj isn't KWAB he'll be the No1. If they both bottle it, they'll have a go at migg if he's good, or someone else new.The only other real option is Ricky, but I can't imagine that would be a good fit. Every other older driver is either past it, or not quality enough.
>>116780374As long as Mick wants to stay in F1 he is guaranteed a Ferrari seat
Why is Hamilton still crying?What does he want to accomplich with that?
>>116781221We don't know what he's doing.He could've been in the simulator every single day whilst feigning retirement
>>116781246>managed by toto>has won more races than his teammate>might be willing to slurp more than jorjilads...
>>116781246Maybe, but only as the 2nd after they replace Vettel.Also actually Gasly, if he stops being an emotional babby, but more likely Ocon to merc, Gasly to alpine.
>>116781281Well, he is toto from the future...
>>116781176they will just do the boring thing and get Bottas back
>>116781176He will end the sabbatical.
>>116781312Only for a year, and they'll boot him if he drives like he did last year>>116781316Yes.
ocon is a shitter who won because of alonso
>>116781176if seb can channel his carbabby powers into the merc they will be fine. and if he cant jorj is still there. but i doubt hammo will retire anyway so who cares
>>116781345dont forget bottas and stroll taking half of the grid out in t1i dont get why people rate ocon, his record against teammates is 0-4
>>116779459Sounds like his brain's still broken then.
>>116780534shoulda hired Mike Hawk instead
>>116781345you are not wrong, anyone that went through t1 behind ham and didn't get raped by crashes would have won, maybe lec would have won if he didnt get bombed by stroll
>>116781390>mike krack>mike hawk>mike huntAre they related?
If it weren't for the bowling we wouldn't have such a beautiful pic like this
>>116780836IS THERE A JANUS HERE, FIRST NAME HUGH.HUGH JANUS, I'M LOOKING FOR A HUGH JANUS
>>116774188last time he took a break from social media he went from aloof posting whatever he was thinking to his pretentious texts and workout videos. I'm thinking if he comes back, he'll copy gimi's MO and just post pictures with very short captions or go full e-girl and post selfies with irrelevant, time wasting questions.
>>116781345100% trueThéo is the next french WDC (assuming leclerc don't get him first to fuel his only win of the season)
>>116781415i strongly believe alonso had to restrain from strangling the ratboy in that moment. that win shouldve been his
Tongue punching Vivien in the fartbox
>>116781442>ha..haha fernando your grip is quite tight... you're hurting me hahathe rat fears the samurai
Surgebros how we feeling
>>116781465Don't mind if I do
How will AMX ever recover?
>>116781474Seb! Surge! xDhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=M4URxQfTJ9Y
>>116781498What had happened?
>>116781515lost pole by 0.002 seconds
>>116781515Didn't put it on pole in this Lemans virtual thing I imagineHe's down by 0.0002
>>116781526>>116781527Well I guess it's fucking over
>>116781442>i strongly believe alonso had to restrain from strangling the ratboy in that moment.Young Alonso absolutely, now probably notI used to dislike him due to how cocky he was but he got way more likeable with time.That saidIs Hamilton the only multiple wdc that got less likeable with time?
Do you think Kelly pegs?
>>116781552He's such a dweeb, how the fuck did he manage it?
>>116781467>>ha..haha fernando your grip is quite tight... you're hurting me haha>the rat fears the samuraiHeh, no wonder ocon did an hero when he was left alone with Alonso
Hamilton's Success DiscussionWhy do people only attribute Hamilton's success to him having an advantage over the field but don't mention that Lewis was better than the likes of Alonso, Button, Rosberg (All World Champions) who had the same Machinery as him as well as Vettel,a 4x WC, in 2017 and esp 2018 when Seb had the faster package?
>>116781561The man must fuck like a god
>>116781596>tfw he's done exactly that to vivienne
>>116781567Doesn't matter because1. How do you find out without courting him in the first place?andb) Look at his fucking face
>>116781564Lewis got destroyed by alonso 4 out of 5 times when they had similar machinery, he lost to button, rosberg, and vettel is nothing but a fraud. stop coping, poois is nothing but a carbaby
>>116781561superior racing genes
>>116781617>if you give me a blowjob I'll let you see Michael
>>116781650Fair play to him then.
>>116780850>SchlossplatzIt's the main square in StuttgartI'll go take a non tinkered pic this afternoon. You'll see the misery for yourself
>>116781498where i can watch virtual le mans ?
>>116774007>Rumors that Cyril Abiteboul might go to Red BullNow that would be kino
>>116781564recency bias2019 and 2020 were by far his easiest titles
>>116780850How old is that pic? All the folks in it are white...Must be from the last Millennium
>>116781685Why?He's a massive whiny shitter
>>116781670I mean, I love Michael, but honestly, I would.
>>116781702because fuck itone struggle
>>116781702Because I have reason to believe he was only like that because of Renault management. Redemption might be on the table.
do it /f1/
>>116781717Considering how shit Renault are, and also how french they are, it's highly likely
The amount of gay metal you people listen to and perceive as violent is quite embarrassing.
>>116781628You don't inherit genes from your uncle. Or in Mick's case, from your father either.
>>116781733For me? It's Be'lakor
>>116781733for me, its gothic metal
>>116781717French "people" are insufferable, he wouldn't fit in at Red BullAlso RB have bullied him even before the hybrid era desu
>>116781733*extremely metal singer voice*SCREAMINGGUITAR DISTORTEDPLAYING INCREDIBLY BASIC RIFFSLOOKING ANGRY AT THE CAMERAMILLIONS OF FANS SOMEHOW
>>116781733based on>>116781737>>116781744I think you're rightSome metal is good, but 99% of it is bad
nvm found it10 minutes left to beginhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hxk69E1FfI
>>116781564>Seb drove so well in 2017 he managed to convince people that Ferrari was actually better than MercProbably his greatest achievement.
>>116781747>Lion letting in a rat in a his own denHow is this not kino?
>>116781763I'll give you a (You) and leave it at that
>>116781683Is it as bad as berlin? I remember going there on a school trip and outside of the historical areas it was filled with druggies, drunks, bums, and various types of other degenerates. Of course one of our insane lefty teachers thought there was a "very tolerant atmosphere" and said it as if it was a good thing.>>116781763Agreed. It's admittedly my favourite genre, but 90% of it is generic *insert subgenre* with a bunch of nerds circlejerking about how their genre is the only true metal genre and how the new 13 in a dozen band is so talented and original.
AMX on front row of Le Mans Virtual! Get in here!https://youtu.be/MMyc_caAFCU
>>116781834>Lego Technic sponsor
who's watching the virtual le mans?
>>116781834Wrong link. Watch herehttps://youtu.be/IYMz79albx0
>>116781908>it's been busy for 8 minutes>boradcast hasn't started.incompetent mongols.
>>116781823>Is it as bad as berlin? INah it's not a hellhole but it is insanely overpriced for what you get, so I understand people disappointed with itI mean with Munich you at least get something for the boatloads of money
One Pablo Montoya, nice
>>116782004Two* Pablo Montoyas.
Who would win in a 3v3?Juan, Pablo and Montoya VS Joe, Lee and Palmer
EL FUCKING PLAN
>>116782037wtf where did you get a second one?
>>116782037Fucking nice, mate
If you want too hear Fabi swear up a storm watch her teammates twitch stream.
>>116781898i'd rather watch paint dry than virtual "racing"
Alonso is in this too ?
>El Museo says Le Mans is the best circuit in the worldFucking dropped
>>116781823Been to Berkin the last time in 2005. I found it shit back then and never went there again. Not sure if i can give you an apt comparison of the two but seeing who moved to Berlin from the people i know i suppose it's worse than Stuttgart>>116781978Stuttgart is extremely expensive, you have all the government officials living here since it's the capital of Baden-Württemberg and zherefore a lot of lawyers. It's the second largest financial place after Frankfurt so a lot of bankers (and therefore cocain and speed) live here too. Add to this Mercedes, Bosch and Porsche who all pay a fuckton of money and you have a very expensive city. But those rich fucks live in their bubble and dont interact with the poorfags of the city.
>>116782059Well, sometimes, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they get these certain urges. They have a special "hug", and the man puts a seed into the belly of the woman. The seed goes into an egg and they mix together to make a baby.
What game they are Playing in the Virtual Le Mans?rFactor 2 or iracing
my balls feel funny
>>116782157Can I bite them?
>>116782157Got the Jab lately?
>>116782157Give them a check for symmetry and lumps - better to know it's cancer early
>>116782106For 24 hours maybe yeah
>>116782049>No gaming gloves
>>116782185:( You've made me sad.
>>116782194Oh fuck I just remembered one of her teammates that's not gonna be a link to tranny porn is it?
>>116782170like 5 months ago desu>>116782173i have a small lump on my right testie but according to my doc it's not cancer
>>116782157come here, i will fondle them for you anon
Also why my fucking internet always go down in weekend ffs. I literally watching it in 144p right now
>>116782208It's the russian with the face of 12 year old.
>>116782194>Open link>See she has nice Boobas
>>116782218Jesus that's confusing. Nice tits though
>>116782211maybe next time i visit viro
>>116782208It's the lewdy one
>>116782218That's funny because her other teammate has the face of a man>because he is a man
>>116782231interesting, will it go away on its own?
>>116774349>However I was high as fuck the whole time.kekdgood job on the track
>>116782260Only if you start spinning in the opposite direction
>>116782260Your testicle will fucking die
I want to eat that female presentors eyes, she is so hot.
>>116781176If they are sure they have a strong enough machine for a MWL then they will hire Lando and make a fake rivalry out of them just like lewis vs rosbergBut if they think they are not strong enough they will call an experieced driver to do a KWABottas, probly vettel
Youtube stream is laggyUse twitch insteadhttps://www.twitch.tv/traxiongghttps://www.twitch.tv/traxiongghttps://www.twitch.tv/traxiongg
>formula 1 world champion>still playing video games
kek he sounds like Tyrone
>Fabi kicked from the server before the race startedRIP
Good luck sirs
digits and montoya dies of old age during the race
>pussy wagon is already chokingKWAB
MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX SUPER SUPER MAX
>>116782510Wtf happened to it? I missed the start, was fiddling with streams.
>>116782510>>pussy wagon is already chokingon DICK
>No one who started the race will be allowed back inSadness
>>116782554>Wtf happened to it? I missed the start, was fiddling with streams.That's basically the problem lol
>>116782578they got disconnected because they were fucking about with the stream? how?
>>116782416should have honoured her agreement to appear on her webcam wearing only a g-string then
>>116776312Reverse psychology. Hamilton will never listen to experts!
>>116782594Not 100% sure that's what happened but there was some kind of connection issue
I wish for amx to enjoy a very tasty spicy shredded pork wrap after this session
wtf is going on at the Formula Cunt stream? She's just staring at a menu.
How did they change driver in Virtual Lemans ?Does the Pit time RNG based ???
mershaydes thinking that they can expose amx just to look like clowns again kek
>commentator still seething more than a month laterdo br*tbongs really?
>anglos still seething about abu dhabiKWAB
Based Amx dabbing on Mercs even virtually
>>116782738>>116782740Fucking seething lol
>>116782713They got kicked from the session before the race.Race control have said they can't be added back in now.
>>116782738What did he say?
>>116782722pit time is based on the precision of the pit slot,kinda rng in a waydriver change is not that different from iracing
>>116782754Ah ok. Sucks for them desu.
>>116782761>And it's Max Verstappen vs Mercedes team again, but at least this time we know the Race Director is on our side
>JPM getting bullied:(
>>116782831press F in chat
Equal cars 1 v 1 duel whos faster:Mazepin or Latifi?
>>116782831the absolute state of WRT
>>116782831Woah...... The damage is so real..... Woah......So hes out, right ?
>>116782869I think Maxepin has a slightly better record in feeder series yet he gets more slack
>>116782260if you had a twisted testicle you'd be rolling on the floor crying in pain, it's not something that just feels weird.
VETTE BROS LEESSSSS GGGOOOOOOO
>>116782869GODtifi of course
>>116782869Latifi. He did much better in F2
>>116782790f1 races for this feel?
>>116782908For once in a GT related sport it wasn't Ferrari's fault.
>>116782904ART only focuses on one of their cars, that’s why mazepin did poorly in 2019
niggers tonga my anus
great now we're gonna have boatloads of jonah takaluas arriving at our door, while dealing with the after effects of the tsunami wiping out the east coast
>>116783113>with the after effects of the tsunami wiping out the east coastkek, was there a tsunami? didnt even know that
>all the 4s pitting hamilton curse
>>116783156nah look reckon it'll be fine
>>116783280ah its just a warning. send in dildoman, he will deal with he waves
holy shit its err ner ernando falonso!
ALONSO JUST CONFIRMED TAKING PART IN LE MANS AGAIN IS PART OF EL PLAN
>In the plan
>>116774574A bit skewed though because it's harder to pass the people qualifying in the top 10Very easy for an alpine to go p17 to p9
I just woke up, where's amx in the e-meme race?
>>116783773p1 of course
PLANCHADS, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
Is that Mini-Brundle commentating now?
>>116783915Winning, as always.Remember, trust the plan.
>>116783990sneed sneed sneed
Oh, hey, anon.I haven't been around here much since the season ended but I just remembered that Max Verstappen is the World Champion and imagining hamspammer's seeth made me smile.That's all, have a good one.
Are we lenting?
>>116783905Ja, wer ist das?Bitte hör auf anzurufen du bringst ludwig zum heulen
>>116784088It seems like it.
>imagine relenting at 530 posts during a pretend le mans
>>116784091I have a solution for that, it will only cost his seat.
A new thread, perhaps?
>>116784188no, this is the last thread
>>116784088Speaking of Lent, I saw easter eggs in the shop yesterday. Who the fuck is buying easter eggs more than a week out ahead of Easter? There must be a lot of fat fucks who just buy them and eat them
>>>/xs/74213very real new
Where were you when /f1/ relented?
I made new>>116784286>>116784286I forgot to fix the new bit though, apologies for that.
>>116780257"Terry" was a false flag by the CIA