*enters the thread*
good thread. this is what /heem/ used to be about
I quit playing videogames bros what do I do now? I’m 31
canadiaпs are so fucкing stupid
>>116774013disgusting furry fag
HE'S NOT READYHE'S NOT READYHE'S NOT READYHE'S NOT READYHE'S NOT READYHE'S NOT READY
>>116773989PROOF that Canadieans cannot make threads!
>>116774030MAKE videogames and sell them
post your disgusting waifu
Just letting everyone know, I'm making the next one
Who has the best milkers in mma?
chris brown finna heem this bum
>>116774087Worthless motherfucking swine.
>>116774013>teenage monkey posture>showing off his 15" arms
>>116774106Is Dom autistic
>>116774115>sits on your face>gives you herpes
>>116774013>roiding for this
you lads watching this?
>>116774115women with fake breasts are not athletes
>>116774086Her name is William Chang
>>116774160what about natty milkers?
Breaking down fights and best bets for UFC on ESPN 32: right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFIRCiNKxX8
>>116774013What a deranged nigga
I like Dana. I think he's a smart funny guy and I appreciate the joy he has brought to my life through his work.
Would you enter clown town?
>>116774164i am a fan of the former strawweight champion Weili Zhang
>>116774089cmon meng i havent made a thread in a few days let me get it
>>116774207>>116774089i got the next one boys. dont worry about it. it'll be a loopy thread. been a little while for loopy
>>116774202This behavior is disgusting when you have an infant child at home. Millenials were a fucking mistake.
It will be a CSO Only Edition. End of discussion.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s2G1TivcoF8Old news but wow Matt Hughes is a lot different since the accident
>>116774224how old are you? why do you spend your free time on 4chan?
>>116774202i would hunnert persent smesh omalleys wife yesi dont want him hanging around watching though
stomping on the loopycels disgusting zit covered face until his brain leaks out his ears and nose
FINISH THAT WHITE BOI
Hi I'm from January 2023.These prospects will be FLUSHED in 2022:>Paddy>Sean Brady>Ian Gary>Sugar Sean>Tai Tuivasa>Makhachev>GaneThese former prospects will be CUT in 2022:>ToiletThese prospects will SURVIVE 2022:>Chimaev>Alex Pereira>Fiziev
>>116774286how are you always on heem? i seriously dont understand. im barely on heem any more but every time im here you're here posting the same shit making it obvious which brit poster you are
>>116770539insecure little brown "man" Pathetic
>>116774317>These prospects will SURVIVE 2022:>>Alex Pereirahahahahaha
we got the tie leftbrosthat was too close
>>116774317>Alex PereiraWishful thinkingHe is old and poofc doesnt want their prize pony getting btfoHe will struggle with brunson marvin and even jack He wont be allowed near the buck with those clubs
Imagine bruv wins the title in 2022. Every MMA fan has done nothing but shit on him for the past year and then they'd have to just have to live with his bland, pitter patter, no personality ass as champion.
Fuck you khabib
>>116774368Bruv? Whats this fighters last name. Bruv who?
>>116774317pretty good except Brady is gunna be the eternal wrestlefucker
LFA was pretty nice tonight. I havent watched an LFA card in a while and i was surprised with the quality
>>116774368God damn that narrow ass waist and neck. Goatmaru finna ragdoll this dude
>>116774366Incorrect. Izzy doesn't draw. They will pave Pereira's path to the championship with non-wrestlers and latch onto the South American fanbase.
>>116774421>latch onto the South American fanbase.Jesus Christ you’re new
Pereira was only 3-1 when he got signed so I don't think the UFC would sign him if they didn't want him to fight Izzy. The storyline is likely to sell PPVs so I guarantee they'll give him a wrestler-free path to the title. Toilet Till and Pooriah Hall are probably in his future.
>>116774404based heem addict
>>116774086I don't have one, I only have a beautiful waif and she's my gf so I will not be posting her pic
>Low growl>Grrrrrr>ARF ARF!!>Presents rear quartersWould you?.....
>>116774431seemed like nobody on heem even watched the fights. all that complaining about lack of heems for weeks and then heem doesnt even watch Invicta because EWWW WIMMIN then y'all dont watch LFA for some reason either. heem should be deleted. its just casuals waiting for the next conor or meme fighter fight. no real fite fans left anymore
>>116774013This guy's story is going to end tragically isn't it
Croomer vs. Kelleher WILL be fight of the night. Real ones know.
>>116774480mate plenty of us were watching and posting about it, the last two fights were dogshit. i bet you didnt watch ONE today.
>>116774463hes a cool character to have and probably a decent draw especially by mw standards with or without the izzy fight
>>116774511shut the fuck up you flat ass loving tea fucker. im the one that posted the ONE stream in the threads
>>116774511there was a heem so it was by definition not dogshit. bitch
>>116773989>FILE DELETEDanother huge story loss for leafs
irene aldana is a wnore
>>116774473Do you think furnor will fight this year?
Pumped for chookigan vs maiaGoing to be high level wmma I would love to kiss blonde fighter after she went 3 hard rounds
>>116774546the leafs have never lost a story
>>116774595Who is this individual?
>>116774614you literally fuck dogs
>>116773989Leafs are literally fucking worthless and can't do anything right
>>116774615shhhh not too loud he'll hear you and get even madder. brit poster is having a rough one tonight
6' vs 5'8
>>116774615is it really necessary for you to know?
>hey pussy are you still mad?
>>116774627not a story loss faggot
>>116774805>admits itkill yourself dogfucker
>>116774795>You think you can talk to a fucking MAD DOG like that? YOU THINK I'M MAD NOW?!
>>116774637Don't blame OP blame the fat retard janny that thinks a gif of Dana is off topic apparently
>>116774877damn that was kino>captcha: G0Y4K
>>116774492croom, like all krause fighters, is boring and sucks
>>116774871>ayo you need to redo your language cuz im a black man and im mad! feed him to the cartel
>>116774886>defender of the leaf
>>116774877I knew Charles Barkley lied about his height but that's ridiculous.
>>116774877masvidal looks (and is) special needs
>>116774877iconic /heem/ image
>>116774903leaf > janny
>>116774900>pol poster>race baitingcant even make this shit up lol. just go back to pol with that shti
>>116774877There's absolutely no way JDS and Trump are the same height
why does she sound like that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIYCx7zMqzo(ps: sorry to ruin your day)
>>116774948He's a big guy..>For you
This is a message pertaining to the individuals on heem.comViolins will be dispensed to those of you boying this inbred crotchsniffer meng He will be eliminated in the first by lethal measures by me, the tree piece So to my mengs and hermanos make sure you got your first class tickets to the #mengserection #AndNew #supernecessary
>>116774948Are you blind? Trump is barely taller than Meng.
>>116774886retard janny probably got him for nsfw not off topic
>>116774877kek i remember that bitch throwing a hissy fit in the moment of silence
>>116774971Why is she a shit hater? Everyone has to shit..
>>116774971Do you know how old is she?
>>116775017this is who we share heem with and we wonder why its an absolute shitshow constantly
>>116774983Andnew what the fight is not even for a title
>>116775054The new BMFer (2nd edition)
>>116775054based absolute retard beaner
>>116774971what does she say? does she roid? also how old
This certain mexican individual does not understand the bmf belt Meng He will be baptized accordingly using my full arsenal of violins #treepiece
>>116775061>Iphone screen recorderbeast of a setup there b
>>116775025I dont know Im asking you
>>116774971i expected her to have a voice like that bitch with the glasses from as told by ginger. anybody remember that. but gawldawlg she's even more annoying than i expected. i hate women. would still fuck her like an animal though hahaha
for me? its the salty bong
Just realized Meng's hairline has always been like that
>>116774831fuck you and your dog faggot
>>116775154it's an M for masvidal #supernecessary
ey meng it’s bunghole inspection day, get in the broom closet and sniff some crotches with us while we duck the company individuals coming to offer us fights, all part of papi’s plan my brutha, now lemme give you that three piece meng #andsniff #superdagestani #realbungholemuerte #TheResurrection#treepiece
>>116775190>that mealwhat a fucking pig no wonder he stopped cutting to LW
>>116774972have sex dude, fr. its friday and you're doing this? calling people /polcels/ and looking up images in the database? haahhahahahahahaahah
>>116775177>>116775144its not my fault you shag dogs
>he's still fucking fumingmust not have had his morning tea today
>>116775154like wat meng
>>116775046no need to samefag dork, just go get some pussy and log off for 2 weeks. you would want people to rewrite your language because a famous black pugilist cried about it on twitter. fucking pathetic asian cuck.
>>116775190Me in the back checking /heem/ on my phone
>>116775237how upset does this make you?
>tranny reaction images
>>116775237>FemalesHAH no thanks
>>116775272Hmm Francis can't be that tall if midge Rose reaches to his shoulders
I am that individual meng
>he pretends he isnt attracted to traps>he posts on 4chan 17 hours per daywho are we kidding here b, we all fap to lady dicks every once in a while
>>116775237>pugilistjons an mma fighter retard.
>>116775282It's full soi in hereI might have to start scat posting again to rid ourselves of the unreal ones
>>116775313nah.. not me bro
>defends shagging dogs>loves tranniesabsolute embarrassment
Conor vs Oliveira in March according to MMAJunkie
>>116775472Why is he collecting losses?
>>116775472i'll believe it when it's on bjpenn
>>116775472So March 19th
>>116775472I'll wait until Schaub confirms.
Live heems get in here ladshttps://youtu.be/SGre3O6N9Dk
>>116775336Posting shit and trannies is less soi than posting that shit-skinned faggot that you did.
>>116775472yeah I'll wait for guru confirmation
>>116775513>Fucking furry TAKE THIS
>>116775472Im team furnor now, never liked that oliveira guy
Can Conor survive long enough to avoid Justin’s assassins though?
>>116775516Coltard slap yourself
I made up the Conor vs Oliveira thing. Damn you guys are gullible.
>>116775472March has only 1 Ppv and its meng vs colby Fake news
>>116775581nobody fell for it b
>>116775555>YEAH SO WHAT SHE HAD ALITTLE PENIS WENIS. ATLEAST I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT
>>116775581I thought you meant cowboy Oliveira. That's how high I think of Conor.
>>116775615This dummy did>>116775488This one too>>116775548
>>116775581damn I already bet 10k
derrick has every right to hate ngubu. derrick could have been undisputed champion but francis ducked him and now he has to win like 4 more fights to get back to contention. dirty, thankfully gane will punish him
>>116775581Dont do that again its not funny
>>116775636>He thinks he fooled me
>>116775636Nope didn’t get me either
>>116775581You can't just say things like that man
>>116775581you my good sir are a master troll
Like >>116775588 said, there’s only one PPV and the only one that matters.
>>116775581You put no effort in Could have merged an image of the two and provided a fake heelwani or Brett okashillmo tweetThe quality of posts has gone down so much Sad!
>>116775698doxxing is not allowed
>>116775698did they take it down?
>>116775698Put a swaz tekka on it
role with steppas
>>116775784you think im going to watch that shite
>>116775805that's more like it - bit of production value
>>116775805Fake. No way Brett Okamoto is a real name.
>>116775805You’re welcome for the date
my knee is so fucked up but I don't have insurance right now and I'm broke
>>116775852DIY treatments. Check /pol/.
>>116775852Thoughts and prayers, broham
>>116775852shoulda been born in a first world country
When is Tony fighting again
>>116775899He's not.He just ducks
>>116775895>t.literally not allowed to leave the house
>>116775852Kneesovertoesguy on Youtube
>>116775913Duck but smart desu, I dont know whats a good fight for tony given that he couldnt even beat canriush
>>116775927whatever you reckon b
why dont the flyweight guys just move up to 135, i think it would be good for the sport
>>116775984Dana already tried to flush 125, it didnt work out
>>116775805kek, i feel bad for justin. i bet he has to fight mackachev now
>>116775984Why don't all women move to Invicta?
gf just sent me this
>>116774013Goobybros... What happened to our hairline here?...
>>116775993125 is one of the more top heavy divisions
>>116775954islam didnt have a good win when that "duck" happened it was even pre dookie dan, it was not a duck islam is just a can who needs to prove himself, having khabib promote you isnt a good win
>>116775954>THE fight to makeWe all know we want it
>>116775938nah not that kind of fucked up. I accidentally bent my leg outward doing a squat and my knee just popped. now it's throbbing and swelling and I can barely move it without intense pain.
>>116776013your gf has terrible tattoos
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
>>116776013Thats a man's butt
>>116776030>Brazza Derangement Syndrome, the Post
>>116776092its true though islam is such an obvious project
>>116774404Can someone tell me why this gay wrestlefuckers continue to latch on to this halfarse'd doublelegs and continue to do so still while they get blasted in the head with elbows?If it was me and I felt one elbow blast my head I'd push off so quick and create distance
>never loses the story
>>116776113the elbows usually do fuck all unless they're perfectly placed and hard as fuck, you're better off defending the takedown, they worked here cause he was already rocked
>>116773989>HEEMVIOUS >>116770629> >>116770629
>>116776142>Also loses the story
>>116774983Based mutt stealing my pasta then adding more spices to it to make it better
>>116776053just massage some tiger balm on it and tighten that shit up with a compression wrap, simple b
>>116776150>y-you hev glasses
>>116775852Nothing really happens if you dont pay a er or hospital bill
i wish the whole let me bang bro thing never happenned. in fact, scrap teh whole tuf from history
Wtf Kevin Lee lost to Al twice??
>>116776183yeah besides the doctors planting the chip
>>116776113That's because you're a quitter bitch, which is why you'll never fight in the big leagues
>>116776183Extended: go to a religious hospital I burned myself bad working in a kitchen so they treated my burns and they said I can pay back in increments as long as I want as long as I send them an amount once a month
>>116776105Who do you think he's supposed to fight that won't avoid him?
>>116776227sean strickland is unironically a closeted faggot while tony has a wife and son
>>116776198How is she so cute?
>>116776245>He's scared of the truth and the futuresad man
>>116776244why did he get ranked so high to begin with?
>>116776252>MAKES the TWEET about jerking off men
bros imagine if kz wins...
>>116776252He heemed THE fat 5'8 plumber???
>>116776265Thats just the future b
>>116776150Always kek at how nobody was able to make kabob seethe except the schizo
>>116776272it would be cool but he wont
>>116776272>imagineits happening b, kz will chin the aussie midget
Obviously none of us here are gay but we can all agree penises are much more appealing than vaginas, yes?
>>116776256From winning fights? Dos Anjos withdrew, other than that all the fighters ranked below him he hasn't fought SHOULD or are ducking him. Not even trying to be critical of those fighters desu, hes a bad night for them.
>>116776277conor made him seethe though. mudslimes like khashit are the most thinskinned people on the planet
>>116776289Wear 1 inch lifts and you're literally fineYou're not bagel boss
>>116776296aesthetically they objectively are there's no architecture movements based on vaginas
>>116776252kek imagine being cannon fodder to autistic retards
>>116776300name a good win pre dookie dan
>>116776305Anyone that wears lifts should unironically kill themselves
>>116776251She was born that way.
>>116776289me too dude, i sjut say im 5'9 lol
>>116776335You'd be a fool not to in today's highly competitive sex marketIts merely a numbers game
>>116776363must be tawf being a phillipino
>>116776376tawlmbout the sex market bubble b
>>116776335Everyone wears lifts, some just wear bigger lifts than others
>>116776376I don’t need to wear lifts I’m not a fucking manlet subhuman
>>116776401cope of the manlet
>>116776383putang ina mo
did you guys know gane is vegan?
>>116776383im too old to care about things like height now
>>116776401non-manlet here, i dont wear lifts
did you guys know gane is black?
>>116776414>t. Doesnt make eye contact in public
>>116776414Derek from MPMD wears lifts and he's 6'1. Why? Because he knows how the game works. There's always a bigger fish. There's always someone there to mog you. And you have to do everything in your power to not get mogged.
>>116776434not true and also foolish to assume
>>116776435Is this the designated photo for all bongs now?
Lanklets are cannon fodder for the manlet kingchads like napolean and hitler and stalin
>>116776442i want to fuck women not larp as some youtuber lifts are a cope and when you take them off she will laugh
>>116776442>Derek from MPMDStopped reading there
ive picked up girls sitting down why are you manlets wearing lifts? this is embarrassing
>>116776461>i want to fuck womenWomen want men as tall as possible you dumb fuck>when you take them off she will laughToo late, you're already inside
>>116776452Hes the most attractive one so yeah
>>116776484>women want men as tall as possibleyou a woman b?
>>116776489Did others post? I missed that thread, probably for the best
>>1167764611-1.25in lifts wont be noticable Even if she looks in the shoe they are discrete Dont get laid then idc I am deadass 5'8.75" and I wear a 1.25 which brings me up to normal human heightWhy not insecure faggots Kys
>>116776526>Why not insecure faggotsThe fucking irony
>insecure faggots>wears lifts because of insecurity
>>116776526>and I wear a 1.25>Why not insecure faggots
>I am deadass 5'8.75"This is the most embarrassing post I’ve ever read on /heem/
>>116776560>>116776562>>116776583He wears them to be competitive nothing to do with insecurity
is inflation even real ?
Manlets on suicide watch
>>116776508Some pencil neck posted a shirtless selfie and another homo posted his dick root
>>116776594HehehheheThey bit hard Anti-conorcels foaming at the mouth
>>116776594You don't speak for me Pablo.
>>116776637I just did
Why is the LW top 15 full of unboyable insufferable fags? Bum division btw
>wearing liftsKill yourselves.
>>116776677Bilal Muhammed is the next Conor meng.
>>116776677Charles is the only based oneJustin has been dumped for being a whiny fag and quiting against cuckler
>>116776760Someone has to show charles thisHe replies to everyone on Twitter
>>116776769>He replies to everyone on Twitterfake one
>>116776779Shut the fuck up.
>>116776792make me pendejo de mierda
>>116776805Piece of shit retarded macaque, you should be grateful for sharing your birthplace with someone as based as he is.
>>116776792You telling me to shutup? I'LL KILL YOU MEXICO. I'LL KILL YOU
>>116776831I should be thankful for not sharing the same birthplace as you, fucking beaner.
Felder is the real champion.
our Lord in Heaven smite this sinner and have him cook in boiling liquid shit for all eternity
>>116776852Felder is unironically the realest of real ones. Cazzies and fake ones will not understand.
>>116776958>couldnt even hurt james vick once over 15 minutesHorrid postFiltering your country soon
>>116776974Found the cazzie fake one.
>>116777002Felder is the most cringe fighter I've ever seen Too durable to get knocked the fuck out and too pillowfisted to hurt anyone On commentary hes sovlless
New Embedded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN-spxIQbiM (embed) [Embed]
>>116776665Pssssst...The glory days...*zips*
>>116777035I am NOT watching that. Please post a transcript of the video, with zero grammatical errors.
What do you think is there a chance Ngubu pulls out of Gane fight and runs from MMA ?Fight is coming up and he started talking about fighters pay and how UFC doesn't promote him
>>116777039such a fucking baby
Imagine thinking you need to be a bodybuilder with fucking lifts to get pussy. I pity those of you.
>>116777162people lift so they can get decent girls, not your fat tinder whores
>>116777148Nah no chance..he's going all out to win and leave with his stock as high as possible. I think he's shook though because he knows how much better Gane is.
>>116777179Should be legal desu
>>116777222How could Tony lose to this guy *sigh*
I could do this to Volkanovski, and he wouldn't be able to do a thing...
>>116777222I'm not even a huge fan of Barboza but I think this might be one of my favorite knockouts ever. For multiple reasons obviously.I was watching this live and kept saying how dariush kept jabbing and TD attempt, jab and TD attempt, over and over. When edson perfectly timed it, I jumped up out of my chair screaming. What an exhilarating moment to witness.It's just perfect to me. Clean, no controversy, beautifully timed counter flying knee.
Prelims start in roughly 14 bongs 30 bings.
>>116777260I think your heart would give out if you exerted yourself that much, b.
>>116777260Unfunny and rude
>>116777260If I was one of the other cops I would have battoned that faggots kneecap to bits for assaulting a police officer. No way would I let an asshole like that humiliate my bro and get away with it.
>>116777236sure thing schizo
>Leon vs Usman confirmedDana finally did the right thing.Leonbros, we have our shot.Usmanbros, we have another easy win.
I NEED HEEMS I NEED HEEMS I NEED HEEMS I NEED HEEMS
>>116777237Dariush was beating Edson easily in that fight until he ran into that knee..
>>116777303Hooker gave up. SAD. You'd never see me do that.
>>116777187I am pretty sure his confidence is wrecked, hope you are right and he won't pull out from this fight
>>116777328t. incel that hates the truth
>Heems? No thanks. I'm more of an intellectual slow-burn decision appreciator myself.
How important do you guys think MMA skills will be if society collapses? How does the skill of being able to beat people up compare to a high IQ or being good with guns?
>>116777367>t. incel that hates the truthGet a load of this fucking incel
>>116777303How tf did tony dismantle this dude?
>>116777383love a chess match
>>116777383Based, I'm also a Dominick Cruz fan.
>>116777391I'm so sad that Walker will never heem anyone ever again
>>116777367>>116777162I'm sorry to break it to you but you need to do more than lift to attract quality women. Physical fitness is the baseline. You also need charisma, style, wit, intelligence, and culture.
there r gona b a lot of decisions tomoro
>>116777418TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>116777303i really wish they had a rematch
>>116777412I don't like women.
>>116777412sure thing incel
Seems like heemsters really are social chads, this place is deserted on friday night
>>116774224>it’s a generational thingBoomers were having swingers parties in the 70s
Dariush straight to the top
Whole lot of mad individuals in here
>>116777412Do you nutters have fathers?? Did they have to be a 6 4 jacked, rich, hung, intelligent man to get your mother?? Or was she just a fat tinder whore??
>>116777487Real ones are busy doing things with women
>>116777487wtf you talmbout its morning
>>116777516I dont partake in such activities
>>116776958hes also the redditest of the reddit ones so it cancels out
i could heem anyone here
>>116777513My dad is 6'2, lean, rich, a doctor. I assume he's hung because I am. My parents were both 9s in their twenties/thirties. My mum was a botanical scientist. Both parents conservative catholics and it was for each of them their second relationship. I have great stock. If only they knew what I do in my spare time..
>>116777430edwards is the most kino fighter to see gadooshed, truly an art to his style even more fun to watch than vick
This fight has to be one of the biggest story losses of all time.>move DOWN to try to become double champ (fake one move)>say you're gonna kill off the division>get raped in 24 seconds and then cry like a bitch>KO sequence started with a literal push>pop afterwards, losing your belt and destroying your legacy
>>116777622Daily reminder that Good-Chads always win in the end...
Snake retreatsssss waiting for the perfect moment to sssstrike
>>116777659Snake Paul mindset
This post is dedicated to Jake Pauk
>>116777691Based Lee never stopped believing
>>116777691This is the fight that got me into mma
Important philosophical decision, /heem/: would you rather be heemed by Jake Paul or be the guy who got heemed by the guy who got heemed by Jake Paul?
>>116777825This is the only time I ever bet on Belal, I think I bet $100 and he got heem'd dead in a minute.
>>116777837Who you on tomorrow?
>>116777863>tomorrowI don't bet on MMA anymore
>>116777888But I do
he will die cutting weight
>>116777926kek the way Ankalaev just ragdolls him away. Instant story loss.
>>116777908Bet on MMA consistently for 5 years, had sherdog bookmarked, watched film, read analysis, listened to podcasts lol I was such an idiot at the end of the day none of that stuff matters you can never ever account for Amanda Nunes deciding to go full retard or Cody Mayweathering Cruz.
>>116777926Wish more guys did this shit. We need more alpha meathead shit back in the ufc. Too many skinny ass cutbaby soi pitterpatter faggots.
Reddit feel good champs:>Glover>Ngannou>Moreno>Oliveira>Pena
>>116777960The real story loss arrived when Ankalaev heem'd him faster than he did the first time>>116777980Cutelaba is the opposite of an alpha male. He's just like Colpey, pretends to be tough but when the fight starts he's hugging you against the fence
I walk with leppas
>>116777986Moreno and Magumbo are really the only true reddit fighters in that list.
>>116777985How did he stop being such a heartlet?
>>116777986Ngannou - /heem/Gane - reddit
>>116778036Ngannou and Gane - redditGreg Hardy - /heem/
>>116778062>>116778036Ngannou, Gane, and Hardy - redditBlack beast - /heem/
>>116778083Poowis is the most reddit of the lot of them
I am captivated by this mandrama https://youtube.com/shorts/nE9lugK7r68?feature=share
>>116777969I always avoid betting on main events but this two weeks are an exception.What I found best strategy is betting against newcomers for example guy is 13-0 LFA champ and this is his first fight in the UFC. Guy against him has 14-5 record and has couple of fight in the UFC. I always bet on the second guy. Last time I did that was during abu dhabi event with lots of Russian fighters, Magomed whatever had good record and was betting favourite lost like a can made me good cash
>>116778103>He doesn't know how to link yootoobs
>>116778094Nunes has enormous dick energy
>>116778103Look at this goofie
>>116778094Take a look at this SPECIMEN
>>116778094Nunes is hot as fuck honestly
>>116778117I adopted a strategy of betting on low level fights and regional fighters making a debut but I realized that what happens in those sorts of fights is the judging is wonky. The guy who won will legitimately get robbed and nothing will come of it, it happened once in my favor, the guy I bet on lost but he got gifted a win. Betting on main events and title fights isn't profitable in the long run, should stick with fights where a huge skill gap exists. Whittaker made me lots of money in 2017.
I had a dream Kattar beat the shit out of Giga but lost a controversial decision
>>116778209Elkins is /heem/
>>116778211wtf meng where were you yesterday, i already took giga tko
hemms tomorrow. I'm so happy guys.
>>116778176Bro I'd fuck cyborg in a hearbeat and but for soke reason Nunes just has 0 sex appeal for me
>>116778229Don't worry, I also dreamt conor beat khabib
>>116778266How could this happen furnor pack?
>>116778266Yeah I know man, I know.
>>116778199Yes I agree betting on regional tournaments is like a tossing coin judges do whatever the fuck they want.Also your second part is a great strategy, finding a prospect early and betting on his fights all the time could pay of well. Imagine if we discovered Gane earlier we would all be fucking rich now
>>116778303Judges are notoriously fixing those fights, that's how you get 29-28 fighter A and 30-27 fighter B, before 5dimes got banned in the US, you could get prop lines for someone to win by a split decision and they were ridiculously high at +400 range, so one judge will give a ludicrous score just so that prop hits. >is a great strategyIt's really time consuming though and you need to pretty much be an MMA nerd 24/7 and know who's training with who and where, and about injuries and whether their black belt BJJ is actually legit or from a mcdojo
>>116774030Fuck escorts to make up for all the sex you missedMove out of america and get married
>the gayreek that pays for sex is back
The fact that the UFC are now advertising this whole friends to enemies thing between meng and Colbeast now makes me believe that the entire thing is a work and they're still mates. I was believing it... but now not so much with the ufc backing it
>>116778266Let's face it, this was peak MMA and we'll never get a fight like this again.
>>116778399Of course it's all fake. UFC is literally WWE these days.
>>116778411It was a bad fight cause Conor sucked by that point. Overrated can crusher vs hype train who stopped trying, not my vote for best fight.
>>116778411The fight itself was shit conorcazzie
>>116778411>peak MMAIt was a sloppy fight from start to finish and anyone with half a brain knew Khabib would dominate.Peak MMA
>>116778399How the else else do you think UFC presents this fight? Are you actually retarded?
>>116778478>mePeak MMA was the Romero and Whittaker fights. Those fights belong in a museum.
>>116778482>How the else else do you think UFC presents this fight?Like they do with all other fights>Are you actually retarded?No, I am not american like you with an american education
>>116778521UFC promotes stories all the time dumbass
>>116778351Hell even nowadays UFC judges give stupid scores lots of times, imagine organization in Russia Fixed fights + incompetent judges.Tbh I have never tried looking for a prospect early. There was one black guy in the KRW very hyped thought he was gonna dominate but he turned out to be a chinlet and got knocked out by a guys biceps, he won the rematch about one month ago. When I have time I ll start looking in shit organizations see what I can find
>>116778369I love this moment because Johnson won 99% of that fight and there's was only like a minute left and he got taken out in one punch.Really it sums up Johnsons entire career as a metaphor.
>>116778530No they don't
>>116777615Move to brazil
Haha good joke Gane hhaaha oh I thought this was the ascended mind lobby, nevermind this post ;)
>>116778411Peak for third worlders discovering the MMABtw I am a second worlder
>>116778540They’re promoting ngannou vs gane almost the exact same way, they do the “former teammates turned rivals” every time it happens
>>116778533Good luck on your grind, I enjoyed studying MMA fights just to make good beer money but I think I'm past it, I don't even watch full MMA cards anymore only the main cards and even that only the co-main and main, I used to care a lot about watching early prelims and at one point I knew every single fighter who UFC were going to sign. Not anymore lol
>>116778567Second world = SOVL just look at GODLYveirathirdies live in shitholes, firstoid in globohomo corporate hellscapeWe have shit capitals and everything else is kino
Why do MMA fighters have their names tattooed on their backs and stomachs?