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last bread: >>116766159

01/14 - LFA 121 - 9pm ET (in less than an hour)
01/15 - KSW 66 - 12pm ET
01/15 - UFC Fight Night: Kattar vs Chikadze - 4pm ET
01/21 - LFA 122 - 7pm ET
01/22 - UFC 270 - 6pm ET
01/29 - Bellator 273 - 7pm ET
02/05 - UFC Fight Night: Hermansson vs Strickland - 6pm ET
02/11 - ONE Championship Fernandes vs Lineker - 8:30 ET
02/12 - UFC 271 - 6pm ET
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bless the troops
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Ummm... what did Usman mean by this???
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heems the bird
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I disagree
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name a more PATHETIC poster than this guy
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>>116770512
Its not so much that as him calling out BJJ being shady about giving belts to wrestlers so they can point and say "look he has a blue belt so that's why he was able to sub guys". It's a way of psychologically trying to incorporate guys who are better than you into your group so you don't look as shit in comparison. They tried doing the same thing by giving Matt Hughes a black belt at one point even though he never trained it and he refused. The BJJ community has a really hard time accepting when they get beat by guys who dont bother to train it at all. The gracies seethed hard at Hughes and Saku
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Fuck Dana
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Usman might be based
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>>116770645
Was it actually bad? The trailer looked great.
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>>116770645
If he ends the tiul sho' man for good and keeps this up I might actually like him
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for me it's being unheemable
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>>116770629
No. Vanessa is. It took me years to realize it but it's true.
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>open wide anon
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>>116770629
freeks me out. got a feeling its a reptilian. look at those eyes
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>>116770690
it was zoomer bait shit. Neo doesnt shoot a gun once and the main theme of the movie is love is the most powerful force in the universe
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>>116770683
Matrix has always been bad, maybe 30 years ago, the effects carried the movie but it has always been an average sci-fi movie.
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>>116770714
its called makeup anon
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>>116770629
Suga and Timbo show cast in their youth
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>>116770718
is there a story behind this?
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>>116770743
his coach has that spree shooter phenotype
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>>116770727
Weili seems like a pretty cool guy. I'm sure cultural difference would be a thing but she seems like she'd be a good bro to have. she'll motivate you to train and watch fights with you while making funny commentary
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>>116770723
Why boner
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>>116770718
you whats bad about matrix? the goddamned story b. come ooon i'm sure no one really understands a thing. its a mess...no its a joke....seriously wtf
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>>116769723
He's literally a black brazza, lol
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>>116770712
nah it's Chrissy then Red then whoever
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>>116770819
I want to hear his takes on wmma so badly
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>>116770753
A woman would only do that if he cheated.
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>eddie comes in hyped, loses to cowboy thenk makes a run for the strap
>luke comes in hyped, loses to vitor then makes a run for the strap
>pettis comes in hyped, loses to guida then makes a run for the strap
>shogun comes in hyped, loses to forrest then makes a run for the strap
what is this called?
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>>116770825
Nope. Lacks hips.
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Choke yourself heem
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All Steppa Victors, be advised, this is Chaos 1, we are rolling heems to LFA 1-2-One at 0200 Zulu. How copy?
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>>116770842
The Real One effect.
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>>116770848
10/10. Will consistently get (You)s.
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if you put a gun to my head and told me name who I thought was the most attractive UFC ring girl I'd fucking die cause I don't know any of their names
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>>116770874
based and steering clear of the worthless thots pilled
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>>116770848
future president of some lucky country
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>>116770874
i know some of their names but i don't know what they look like
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>>116770874
Just say "the black one". Your captors didn't request a name.
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I can't figure out Usman at all
Is he based or cringe?
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>>116770874
Its brooklyn and it really isnt an argument
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>>116770917
ewww
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yo blogbussa hit us with a quick one b
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>>116770690
the trailer looked awful bro, almost all nostalgiabait and oversaturated effects. I honestly have 0 hope for most new AAA movies
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>>116770909
i think he's based but he acts cringe for some reason
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>>116770909
cringe. hes black
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>>116770924
Brazza I will take the 3 day just to prove this, give me a minute and I'll post the playboy shoot
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>>116770917
idk b, i just dont really like her face or body that much. bit of a horse face and body too generic for my taste
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>>116770909
he became a lot more likeable after teh burns win, alternatively israel became likeable after the jan loss
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>>116770909
based but he doesn't realize it so he tries too hard and ends up cringe
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>>116770857
>its real
holy shit
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>>116770629
Fuck Dana
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>>116770957
why the long face?
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>>116770874
Based, you'd die a martyr.
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>>116770841
that seems to be the most likely explanation
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hi res really snitches on these chicks
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>>116770917
how can parents name their girl 'brooklyn'?
what kind of ill society is this? no wonder...i'm single and need fap to the holes in the wall again tonight
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>>116770957
It's a shame a woman with breasts like that is never getting pregnant.
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it's objectively young arriany if you watch old ufc's you realise she's unbelievably pretty when she was younger.

Now she's just hanging onto the job for grim death.
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any1elseTakingAmassiveSHCAUB?1
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interrogative this is chaos 1 actual, lima foxtrot alpha one two one inbound, eta 15 bings, maintain dispersion
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>>116771018
Arianny is a BUM!
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>>116770841
I'm almost certain he doesn't even bother with it.
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>>116771018
Atleast 3 of them are men.
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>>116771045
ay meng who dis
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WOOOOOOOO I AM FUCKING UNBANNED BABY LET'S GOOOOOOO AAAGGGHHHH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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We shouldn't celebrate the death of a beautiful friendship
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>>116771106
*heems you*
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>>116770629
Shit thread
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>>116770874
Cazzie. If you can't identify the regular ring whores you should kys.
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Why aren't you guys watching AGDQ?
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>>116771119
*avoids the heem*
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>>116771095
The King of Miami. The Father of Brazil's Next Generation. The Baron of Bang Energy Drink. The Favorite Fighter of The Real President of the United States. Colby "Chaos" Covington.
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HOW MUCH LONGER FOR LFA, I NEED SOME FUCKING HEEMS
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any of you guys ever DM with heem celebrities? i've talked with Sanko about 6 times over the past few years. doubt she remembers me tho
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>>116770743
ZAMN talk about a glow up!
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>>116771158
I think those pygmys were onto something with the "photos steal your soul" shit.
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>>116771172
>heem celebrities
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>>116771172
kek nice conversation
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>>116771158
starts in 7 minutes
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>>116771018
why doesnt dana get hot ones?
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>>116771172
What's your best convos?
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ah I see. Cow poo...
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>>116770629
Who wins
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>>116771172
I’ve talked to Blondefighter before, told her she was a can for paying for Twood V Paul
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>>116771172
talmbout cow poop b
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if you put a gun to my head and told me to name all the UFC ring girl I'd fucking survive cause I know all of their names
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>>116771151
>Ngannou vs Gane.webm
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tfw been so long i forgot all the good streams
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>>116771210
mostly just reply to her stories and have a less than 10 message exchange. prob best one was about her fighting again. she said she still trains as hard as she can and would take a fight if Dana ever opened up atomweight
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>>116771215
My dick
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>>116771215
kattar looking krispy, kut up, and konfident. bet the farm
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>>116771231
Who’s social media is the best for cooming?
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>>116771236
nice try dana
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>>116771215
Kattarbros, what's our crispiness status?
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new Loopy just dropped
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>>116771172
I've talked to Sanko but only on tinder
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>>116771158
>LFA
>heems
Pitter patter is all you get b
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>>116771158
how is this plain bitch so hot
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>>116771256
poopy shartinez
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>>116771256
why does she look like she got a knife in her back?
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>>116771215
KFC Kattar
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>>116771045
copy chaos 1 actual, echo charlie 1 actual will rendezvous at target location india lima lima echo golf alpha lima sierra tango romeo echo alpha mike
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>>116771278
you're into disgusting waifus, based
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>>116770629
Is that a dude?
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>>116771256
mental illness
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>>116771256
this bitch looks like a crossdresser. if you're attracted to her mannish features you are a homosexual and you should choke yourself NOW
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>>116771297
i also like how busted/bogged teh ufc ring girls are
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somebody drop the lfa stream
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>>116771151
I like how the boar sit there contemplating what just happen and leave
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>>116771256
The combination of the lighting and her top makes her abs look shopped.
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who we going with tonight? LFA should deliver
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*GADOOSH*
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>>116771347
left side bros....looks like easy pickings tonight
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>>116771347
>Chris brown
Lol
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>>116771347
don't know any of these individuals but i can tell you right now that jamawl is getting wrestlefucked
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>+105
Is this the first time Francis has been an underdog? Also holyshit 270 is a dogshit card.
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>>116771347
jhon pham. the shaolin monk
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*GADOOOSH*
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>>116771347
peach of a card b
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>>116770932
That's been the case for years now. Was anyone actually optimistic about a rebooted movie made by trannies?
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LFA stream here
http://buffstream.io/mma-streams/chris-brown-live-stream

HEEMS ARE BACK BOYS
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>>116771381
beautiful slip by schaub
look how infuriated ben is that his punch missed
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>>116771378
i remember hearing that blaydes has never been an underdog so that means he was a favorite against ngannou, even after getting knocked out by him the first time
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>>116771378
yeah its a fight night with a title fight
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>>116771347
alden coria looks like hugo from streetfighter ngl
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>Chase Sherman in Round 2 by KO/TKO +800
FREE MONEY
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Think UFC prelims just got bumped up an hour due to the pullouts. Now starts at 5:00 PM ET.
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good to see my boy Jouban with a job
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>>116770825
Omg Chrissy yes! Wait if you like her and I like her… which one of us gets to have cuddles and sex??
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>>116771397
Banging, I can finally get back to looking at my phone during fights and waiting for a heem while occasionally glancing at the TV
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>>116771183
>He doesn't know
Oh, the human naivety. Enjoy wandering this earth for the rest of eternity if you've ever taken a picture of yourself
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give hd stream
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>unmute stream
>"He has a wrestling background"
>close tab
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>>116771461
I don't think I've ever taken a picture of myself.
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got some bangers on this card
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>>116771413
kek that's funny, I got into mma later so I didn't see those. I guess people expected blaydes to wrestlefuck him hard
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>>116771462
https://v2.sportsurge.net/watch-1507-lfa-121-brown-jones
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>heavyweight fighter straight out of africa
okay im interested
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>>116771347
right side bros... feeling pretty white today
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>>116771527
thats a man
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>>116771448
we can share b
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>>116771461
>if you've ever taken a picture of yourself
Does it count if the picture only includes your genitalia and maybe your anus?
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>>116771538
what makes you say that?
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>>116770811
the first matrix is easy to understand if you dont have a room temp iq
>>116770718
based retard mehican
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>>116771563
ive seen his penis
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hello sirs here are the heems you ordered
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>>116771577
i have. so i'm out i guess
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>>116771585
you need to work on your edits b
this ain't so good
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>>116771585
this skinny fruity wiboy can't deliver any heems
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ZAMN this nigga dark as hell!!
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this jamawl african as shit b
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>senegali
cringe
i want to see some big congo niggas
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Let's see if muh gridiron athleticism is fo real.
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>>116771585
This nigga cookin in an empty house
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you guys hear about conors black forge inn getting bombed?
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these darkies look soft
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>>116771659
blackforgeinnbros...
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>>116771659
gooby is in the black lodge?
that's fucked
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never seen a ref like that
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>>116771231
i know
>arianny
>the kween
that’s it. the kween probably has an actual human name but i haven’t bothered to learn it, to me she is simply the kween
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>>116771659
it was just 1 molotov
stop saying it got bombed
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lmao this ref's hair
kek
KEK
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>>116771687
It didn’t even ignite or cause any damage whatsoever
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have not drank or coomed in 2 days my heem ability has increased
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oh they swangin'
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>>116771706
To the Champion!
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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spysay
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>>116771706
>>116771734
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If you heem an african do you steal all his virility?
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heeeem stoppy
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>>116771776
Yes. Nobody wants a bull that got knocked out
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>>116770909
He's definitely based. He acts like kind of a retard but in a consistently funny way like how he always sounds like he's telling a ghost story. Helps that he's been heeming people too.
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>>116771776
Biden sends an FBI task force to your house to raid you for suspected hate crimes, look into it
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>>116771706
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>>116771712
and so has your heemability. watch
*heems you*
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>>116771762
>aljo defends his belt
>bobby brutally 50-45s izzy
>JP earns a title shot
>wmma cut from all major promotions
2022 is gonna be a b-b-beast of a year
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>UFC card tomorrow is just an LFA card
kek
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croom is fighting tomorrow?
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finally some fucking heems. I was about to die waiting for some real fights after watching that invicta shit on Wednesday
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>>116771872
finna croom
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>>116771885
Fake one spotted
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>>116771776
There is a process to harvest their melanin and turn it into a PED of sorts.
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>>116771901
red coat spotted
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hem
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>fight ends
>another begins
UFC should adopt this invention
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>>116771762
>>116771734
>>116771706
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>flagbants
concession accepted
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where does the term tale of the tape come from
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me in the back looking fresh
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>>116771935
but what would we do if we didn't get to watch 1000 p3 and modelo commercials?
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>Name is literally Anavar
>he isn't roided to the gills
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>>116771935
Nah b need to get the advertisements in and fill the entire timeslot
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anyone get a webm of that thiccc ring girl?
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HEEEEEEEEEEEM
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM
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>>116771901
>Fake one spotted
wmma waifufag cazzie spotted
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HEEEEEEEEM
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HEEEEM
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hem
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>samarkand
Beautiful place, never been there
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>>116771256
super realistic tranny almost real
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>>116771706
To the realest one!
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HEEEEEEEM
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>>116771948
You really can’t figure it out?
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phambros....
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>>116771706
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FUCKING HEEM LFA IS ALWAYS THE SHIT YOU CAZZIES
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jamawlbros how do we come back from this
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GIGABROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
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>right bros are up 2-0
oh no no left bros are you ok
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>>116771706
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What the fuck are you guys watching rn???
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>>116772000
ONE was on today you cazzie fake one poof
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>>116772032
was hoping no one remembered.....
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Blachowicz sure did get destroyed by Glover. I thought he was a black belt
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GIGA CHAD BROS....
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and he speaks english? Why isn't Dana paying this guy 4k/4k to fight???
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gigacels on suicide watch
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>>116772052
That was just his swarthy BPC wrapped around his waist.
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giga finna get smeshed
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>>116771948
Hundreds of years ago (when there were still dragons) the most powerful fighter of the time killed the "tape dragon" and brought its tail back to his village. It became known worldwide as the "tail of the tape" and so the term in combat sports is a play on words and reference to it. Or at least that's what Brendan Schaub told me.
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This yellow nigga better get signed by poofc
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>>116771215
Chikadze is sleazecore as fuck
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Boynazarov is my boy
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>>116772096
Bet you thought this was funny
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>>116772041
poster LITERALLY mentioned invicta in his post you fucking retard
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>>116772130
shut up bitch it was pretty cool
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Coral?
...Coooooooraaaaaal??
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>>116772131
>boy in his last name
>heems
based
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>>116770629
Ride through the city like Brendan Schaub
I'm on a mission to get it all
Ride through the city like Brendan Schaub
If you ain't thicc please don't get involved
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>>116772138
You might actually be retarded
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>>116772131
yeah that was a heeming
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>>116772152
I'm gonna agree with the bong on this one
not funny and painful to read
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>>116772178
why cant we all get along and enjoy the comfy fights together??
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GORTON?
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>>116771207
Two reasons:
>Expensive
>Unnecessary drama of adrenaline addled fighters chasing truly beautiful women
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im feeling good about this one right side bros
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what is /heem/ listening to right now?
for me, it's Elton John
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>/heem/ actually thinks the Bogs are dead
Foolish. They're proofreading Gane's calculations as we speak.
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*enters the thread"
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>>116772208
I can’t get along with cazzies and fake ones b
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>>116772225
Dana loves uggos. He had an affair with Cynthia.
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>>116772243
>6-5 shitter
leftchads finna get a W finally
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>>116772257
based high t uggochad
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>>116772268
yea im not feeling it anymore this guy looks tawlf
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>>116772249
'Goodbye Yellow Brick Road' got me through Colby's first loss to Usman.
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>>116772249
https://youtu.be/kcTnbHbDeTI
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in awe of this lad's skull
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>>116772177
Sheesh!
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>>116772257
Cynthia is qt
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>>116772255
I can't get along with someone who says the word b like a fucking zoomer fag
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>>116772299
blind retards OUT
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Hardest fight in this thread right now
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>I only fuck ugly women because I'm not a little bitch
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>>116772130
>>116772182
imagine heckling jokes you don't like on a 4chan mma thread
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>>116772301
Cazzie, fake one AND a newfag? Fucking kill yourself b
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>>116772283
Excellent choice anon!
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>>116772321
imagine
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>>116772313
I like average goblins it's tawlf
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What are the odds my boy Kattar /heem/s Giga tomorrow?
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>>116772321
>heckling
Mate this isn’t fucking standup comedy you autistic cunt
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>>116772299
How did you read my post?
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>>116772345
does that say wet ass? thats nasty since yjk she cant wipe properly.
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>>116771215
Kattar has that "I fuck black girls" phenotype. So I am rooting for him. He is also a heemer.
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>>116772345
I wouldn't give him more than 25%. Not unthinkable, but not likely either.
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>>116772363
>kek
>"Wet Grass"
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>>116772363
she probably goes back to front
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leftbros......
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shieeeeeeees
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/heem/, being 100% honest with you I've been boying Conor for the last 8 years and I've vehemently defended him even through his worst times, particularly last year. What the fuck do I do now? Is he really a furry? Should I just accept him if so?
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>>116772346
you think stand up comedians invented that word, bong?
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>>116772370
Does Giga beat Calvin then?
I like watching decent striking/boxing in MMA
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balding bros.......
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I think I literally just shit myself. Too scared to stand up and check
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>>116772403
uh oh
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>>116770629
She cute
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>>116772409
aww sweet schizo time
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>>116772388
heckle
/ˈhɛk(ə)l/

verb
1.
interrupt (a public speaker) with derisive or aggressive comments or abuse.
"he was booed and heckled when he tried to address the demonstrators"
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>>116772409
I concur.
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>>116772398
I think so. I think Kattar is good but struggles against people with a reach advantage and with better footwork. It has all the makings of a good matchup though so I think you'll be entertained.
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Giga KICK!
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>>116772403
pooping through your underwear like brendan schaub...
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We got this baldbros
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>>116772401
how old are you?
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>>116772403
picrel is your face right now
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>>116772447
29
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>>116772441
Told ya
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>>116772428
proving yourself to be wrong before i have the chance? that's bold.
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TAPPYYYYYY
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HEEEEEM TAPPY
WE DID IT LEFT BROS
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Baldingchads won..
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LFA has been based so far
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>>116772447
18
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HEEM TAPPY
OHOHO RIGHTBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

the games still on
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>>116772441
SHIT. I am the guy who called out baldbros
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What are we watching? I got off work at 5 and been doing Uber for extra cash ever since.
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Do you think this individual has a chance against Usman? I honestly want him to win because it'd be the biggest MMA related shitstorm since Poirier heemed Conor.
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But I disagree
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fav russian fighter? past or present?
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Thread full of cazzies, fake ones, autists and literal brain dead retards
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>>116772506
very fantastic body
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>>116772498
is it good money?
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>>116772498
we're listening to Elton John here heemster
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>>116772522
its grim im just watching the heems
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>>116772506
>got knocked out by nate hecking diaz

I don't think this individual stands a chance in a pillow fight with Usman.
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>>116772506
>Colby beats Jorge
>Leon beats Usman
>Immediate title shot for Colby
>Colby/Usman III with Colby holding the strap and redeeming his losses
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>>116772522
hell yeah just the way I like it
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>>116772540
You don’t stand a chance against your own pancreas
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>>116772524
No.
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>>116772506
>Do you think this individual has a chance against Usman?
Not realistic IMO. Does he have a puncher's chance? sure, everyone does and crazier upsets have occurred in the UFC, but Usman definitely has his number on the ground and can use that threat to leverage heavy hitting hands like he did with Masvidal (who has more of a background on the ground than Leon does)
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>>116772531
Gays can't be real ones
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>another friday nigh alone one /heem/
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>>116772542
>Leon beats Usman
>Immediate title shot for Colby
>Colby/Usman III
uhhhh b....
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>>116772522
welcome to 4chan
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>>116772559
how much do u roughly make off of it?
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>>116772570
Colby beating Leon goes without saying.
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>>116772551
I've been going for 4 years bongoid you wouldn't have lasted 1 round.
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post fight interviews are cringe and i mute almost all of them
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>>116772522
New to heem? Here is a little welcoming gift.
*punches you in your stomach*.
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im borrerd bros. gonna go smoke some weed and play red dead 2 for the first time that i bought over the christmas break back when i still had a job
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>>116772579
I've made 55 dollars so far after work. Just gas food and pokemon card monies so I can save my paychecks from my real job.
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>>116772590
*breaks your wrist on my abs*
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>>116772562
A gay Elton John has made more of an imprint on humanity, contributed more to overall culture, and (less importantly) made more money and got more pussy than you ever will.
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>>116772506
I think Peon is unironically better than Usman technique wise, i think Peon is one of the best technicians in all the ufc but the strength, power and aggressiveness from Usman will knock Peon out early.
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>>116772594
It's pretty nice.
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>pokemon card monies
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>>116772602
thats not that bad actually. i bet it adds up over time so u dont spend too much away on shit u dont need like fast food and pokemon cards
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>>116772522
Peach of a post.
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>>116772625
I refuse to believe it.
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witness the power of the mullet
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>>116772602
in how many hours, b?
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>>116771435
How's his busted wife doing? I mean sleep has to be super bogged by now, right?
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>>116772570
Dana would make Usman fight at least 4 times before he gets a shot at the belt again.
>Usman vs Masvidal 3
>Usman vs Burns 2
>Usman vs Wonderboy
>Usman vs Zatdaddy
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>>116772602
>pokemon card monies
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>>116772603
>Amerifats
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>>116772644
3.5 but that's before tips and not counting my gas costs plus I'm supposed to pay my own taxes which I don't so there are a lot of variables
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>>116772692
me irl
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>>116772602
Supposedly over time you don't even break even with car maintenance. How true is this?
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fellas I might have heemed my dick just now
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>>116772661
Coleman sisters? Nice.
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>>116772714
Circumcision: Not even once.
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>>116772624
i hope so, a nice distraction would be v good right now
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>>116772685
Yes, and?
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>literally dying of chronic disease
>spends what little money he has on pokemon cards
>blogposts about it in an MMA general on 4chan
What is it about /heem/ that attracts these types of people?
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>>116772563
>alone
hello? can't you see our posts? we're here with you nigga
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>>116772606
Damn bruh that's crazy no cap. Still not a real one tho.
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>touch gloves you want
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>>116772570
>>116772661
There's no point thinking about this because Usman has two fights left max. Probably against Edwards and Luque
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>>116772738
Saddest motherfucker ITT is still (you) don't worry about my life I said I'm saving f my entire paycheck you dumb bitch
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does he really have a chronic illness?
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>>116772775
>blogs about his life
>s-stop thinking about my life
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>>116772805
Yes. He is north american :'(. No known cure.
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Boston Salmon = NWO
Few
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>>116772764
>cap
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>>116772805
if i do not post on heem atleast once every hour, i will die
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>>116772805
who can really say b it is what it is
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Oh and I forgot he’s a namefag too, attention starved loser
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>>116772814
Mute me newfag
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how was the manlet such a big favorite?
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never seen so many nigguhs shittin in the thread
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Of all the names you could choose to namefag with you choose the meme that's overshadowed by another decade old meme?
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> Colby beats Jorge
> Usman beats Leon
> Khamzat beats Burns
> Luque beats Belal
and then
> Usman beats Luque (and then retires)
> Leon fights Burns
> Khamzat fights Colby for the interim strap in 2023
Usman will retire with hopes that Dana will pay him the big bucks to fight Khamzat, but Dana and the UFC will refuse to fork out the money for the fight out of a fear that he'll retire if he was to win the belt again like GSP. This is exact same reason why they aren't entertaining Cejudo vs Volk and also why they didn't seem interested in GSP vs Khabib until they got desperate for him to stay
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>>116772876
How'd you know I was on the Till b?
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coria reminds me of pettis
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>>116772896
Most likely outcome. And they definitely are fed up with fighters retiring as a renegotiation tactic.
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>>116772896
I meant vacant* strap
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>>116772882
Imagine giving a fuck at all.
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>>116772923
Cyr is like a mini version of mike pyle
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I've just had an epiphany. It only takes one or two toxic cunts to ruin a heem thread, replying to people over and over with their miserable takes on everything. I'm not sure if it's good news or bad news.
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Ngannou vs Gane
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>>116772945
Did I ask?
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>>116772951
will never happen
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>>116772951
N-
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>>116772945
>toxic
Go back to twitter faggot
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>>116772945
this desu
imagine faking cancer for (You)s
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>>116772945
Hey pussy are you still there
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>>116772990
Based Arman
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>>116772977
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>>116772990
You know I would literally kill you if you did that to me right
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>>116772951
Ngoatou will lose on purpose within the first round as a fuck you to Dana
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*Enters Thread*
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why aren't you fags making out with your gfs at the bar right now? It's friday and you're posting on heem. pathetic
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>>116773019
he will walk up to the cage door and then walk away to spite dana
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This ain't gab. Go back to your social medias if you want to name fag.
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>>116773026
I hate when women send mixed signals like that.
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>doesn't tap to the twister
Eddie bros...
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>>116773029
Because I'm making out with yours at home
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holy shit, coria needs to tap
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>twister on LFA right now
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HEEM TAPPYYY
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MULLET BROS RISE UP
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tappy
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rip that guys spine
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HEEM TAPPY b
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+550 underdog = upset of the ages
wtf is this commentary
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>>116773029
the russian lady at the barbershop looked pretty interested in me but I was nervous and also I'm leaving in two days so I didn't approach. What should I have done, heem?
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god mullet bros are so fucking cool
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HEEEEEEM TAPPY
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>>116773071
he was +800 wasnt he? stupid odds either way
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>>116773029
Because i dont have a gf duh
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>>116773075
heem your inhibitions and go for it.
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>>116772805
If it's the guy who claims it's his pancreas or whatever then no he's a liar and been on this for years. Ask him to post his meds
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>>116773029
>It's friday and you're posting on heem
so r u
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>>116773029
My wife and I have norovirus
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thinking about getting a mullet now bros
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>>116773029
>goes to the bar to make out with his gf
Fucking embarrassing, what are you 18?
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>>116773098
We Stephen A Smith posting, b?
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>>116773029
because im fooking married and my wife is pregnant so we dont do shit
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big fan of the thick brunette ring girl
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>>116773140
shes a dime piece
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>>116773138
>ladies love him
>guys want to be him
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>>116773140
yep she is thiccc
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I can smell this beaner through the screen
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Khabib has zero good wins
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>>116773029
Are you posting on heem from the bar right at this moment?
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>>116773199
o-of course, b. my gf is pissed that i'm ignoring her
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>>116773197
>Heems father to avoid Tony
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is LFA over?
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>>116773251
we're just getting warmed up b
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>>116773251
Yeah
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>>116773251
no
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>>116773034
>cejudo doesn't deserve a title shot because it's not fair to the other fighters he has to get in line
>yes i'll give connor a title shot when he's ready
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budget ring girls
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>>116773307
I've fucked worse
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>>116773307
woof
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>>116773316
Are you the anon that fucks homeless women?
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>>116773197
Ragin Al
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>>116773307
unironically would spit my best game at the right
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>>116773307
right hand ring girl is better than ufc ones
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>>116773350
Give us a sample of your “best game” b
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>>116773307
left ring card girl is cute and im tired of pretending shes not
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>>116773380
i like her tummy
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>>116773358
you knuckle dragging ape
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>>116773399
low T fag
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failed cutbabby is gonna win this
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>>116773337
No way Jose
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>meals prep ad on a fighter's ass
who signed off on that?
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I am not revved
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Now that the heems have returned can we do away with the soulless waifufag threads?
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>>116773442
got my finger hovering over the mouse ready to submit one as we speak b
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>>116773436
>
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>>116773452
based
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>>116773436
Argentinians cannot fight
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>>116773442
>anons were actually posting here for a month without heems
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>>116773452
JJ or no way.
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Oh shit this nigga finna be mad as hell tho
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>>116773468
there are heems every day cazzie
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>>116773431
condom depot
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>>116773490
beautiful soft shoe, marty
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both ksw & ufc tomorrow looking pretty grim. ufc has about 4 high-quality fights and ksw doesn't have any
not the best way to start off the year
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>>116773431
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God I fucking love Joe Rogan and I fucking hate leftist commies.
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>>116773520
>ufc has about 4 high-quality fights
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I hope johns gasses from this relentless crotchsniffing
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>>116773546
Is that UFC legend CM Punk?
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>>116773546
>god i fucking love cucks
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My boys:
125: Figgy
135: Yan, and myself
145: Gigachad
155: Garth
170: Ponzi
185: Holland
205: Rakic
265: Gane
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>LFA starts off comfy
>turns to crotch sniffing
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Anyone else appreciate the athleticism and immediacy of UFC but not especially the violence? I mean I don't watch it hoping to see someone get brutally KO'd. It feels like the excitement of football compressed into these short explosive contests. I don't want to be a fighter and I'm not a very angry or confrontational person.
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>>116773668
forgot Holland is a 170 now

125: Figgy
135: Yan, and myself
145: Gigachad
155: Garth
170: Holland
185: Costa
205: Rakic
265: Gane
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>>116773713
no its just you
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>>116773713
i used to watch it for the technical brilliance, but then I found this general.
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I ONLY watch mixed martial arts for the wrestling against the cage.
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>>116773713
H ere
E veryone
E njoy's
heeM's
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>>116773756
Poirier killed the entire Hawaii mma scene
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>>116773778
bar brawlin bj heems him in 2
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>firing on all cylinders
you had an extra cylinder because you missed weight faggot crotchsniffer
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>>116773713
No, stick to football
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>>116773556
what?
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>>116773838
cute. what's her name?
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>>116773848
Paul.
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>>116773822
name the fights tomorrow that you consider "high quality"
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>>116773874
All of the above. You don't get to the UFC without being high level.
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>>116773838
not a fan of the beef curtains b
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>>116773668
125: Askarov
135: Chito
145: Volk
155: unironically hate everyone at LW
170: Smesh, Periera
185: Rob
205: Jiri I guess
265: NGODnnou
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Jan has the biggest piece in the UFC
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is /heem/ on gigachad or k-tar?
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pls give disgustin waifu thread
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>>116773713
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>>116773874
Giga/Kattar
Royval/Bontorin
Bush/Borshchev
Brito/Algeo

I think Borshchev and Brito have really good prospect potential so I'm interested in those fights. They could fail to deliver. The top two should be good no matter what.
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make the thread you mentally ill incel cunt
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>>116773668
135: Yan
145: Zabit
155: Dariush
170: Khamzat formerly Maia
185: Holland
205: Costa
265: Oleinik
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>>116773967
you posting in a mirror b?
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>>116773967
Don't talk to me that way bitch
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5 hunnerd
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>>116770645
Kek
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MAKE THE FUCKING THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>116773989
>>116773989
>>116773989
>>116773989
>>116773989
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do a heem fuckers
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>>116770645
>posting the shitty version



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