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Day 2
Aus 6/241
Eng ytb
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g'day cobbers
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Shall be posting about the BBL in here
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i heard that BBL stands for Big Brain League
is that true?
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>ranjitshinji (Jamnagar)
>duleepshinji (Jamnagar)
>cheteshwar pujara (Rajkot)
>hanif mohamad (Jamnagar)
>hashim amla (Surat)
Literally the most /strongmind/ top order in history. Would be utterly undefeatable just like the Gujarati spirit.

Bonus
>vinoo mankad (Jamnagar)
Made convicts seethe
>nari contractor
Captained a series victory over a*glo shitters
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So are we gonna win this or not aus bro's?
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finna jump in front of a train today
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>>116769518
This is actually quite a good job impersonating me
But it doesn't quite hold up because tum ek goongee yonee ho
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finna 'bate
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still watching the bbl
not impressed 2bh
the blast and t'undred completely mog this
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Heading into town tonight and gonna be wearing my Union Jack polo. any smart arse Aussie mackerels that feel like piping up will be promptly dealt with and left picking their teeth up off the pavement after I've broken their jaw in six places
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The ashes in Australia is without a doubt the most deano of test series
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>>116769518
This is what England's list will look like in 10yrs
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>>116769561
>gujarati
>saying ho
Like i said 6/10 must try harder
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>>116769798
qrd on deanoboxes pls nige, are they as bad as they look?
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doing another poo
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>>116769904
no one asked
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*swarms his mate deanos for the first ball of the ashes down under*
*pulls a sickie as per ashes down under tradition*
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Given how drab these ashes have been, thank God they don't happen again for another 2 years!
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>>116769920
Fuck up cunt, I did
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>>116769936
Unironically micks v convicts would have been more competitive.
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imagine wasting 2 years of your life following the rules
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I honestly can’t believe how mentally ill wagies are
Truly does boggle the mind
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>imagine wasting 2 years of your life following the rules
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>>116770059
boggles the mind
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>>116770059
crisp antifa member
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Who the fuck are these commentators? Just awful.
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>>116769970
my gym pretty sneaky, they changed their staff hours to end 1 hour before peak time starts so there's no one there to check status
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Sir Tony Blair
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>>116770146
Sir Tony Nonce
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaKPStyfhTo
Bihari bhaiyos living the good life in Guyana. Hindus make the world a better place
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Tummy was hurting so I got completely naked for the poo I am currently excreting
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A young reminder Marnus Labuschagne grew up idolising Kallis and South African cricket. He should be in the SA middle order but Australians have to activate all sorts of mental gymnastics because they went so hard against England for KP - who bodied their bowlers for years.
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>>116770207
I share this pain
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>>116770217
>inbreeding eyes
grim
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Just got back from the bottlo
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>>116770406
giss a call bulay
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>>116770429
Fuckin hell dardy, 20 litres of sniff
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what does Marnus Labuschagne DO exactly?
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>>116770429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
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any rain today bros?
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LETS GO SMACKY HIT SOME SIXES
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>when you catch him with his nose in your jerry can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFgN0FV40k8
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>>116770406
>>116770429
Based Boland
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some truthies dropped by Zachy this morning
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YASSSSSS SMACKY SLAAAAAYYYY
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where are the fans
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HAHAHA YOU'LL REGRET THAT STUPID POOKERS
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>>116770139
I'm going to have to cancel my membership and get fat because I can only go out of hours, but that's now impossible because Chairman Mark has made it mandatory to have your vaccine status checked on entry
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>>116770626
>mandatory to have your vaccine status checked on entry
yeah sure, just like how I'm supposed to check in everywhere lol. imagine actually listening to that nonce
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imagine having to continually go to the gym to maintain a standard level of fitness
weak body weak mind, absolutely shan't.
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weak bait, you'll get 3 seething replies
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WE WANT MORE SIXES SMACKY
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>>116770673
Objectively correct
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>>116769561
>goongee yonee
lmao
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>>116770673
>>116770725
Spaghetti armed wimps typed these posts
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my strikies got this
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>>116770626
>Chairman Mark has made it mandatory to have your vaccine status checked on entry
this will happen for maybe one week
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good afternoon sirs
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_0b_Ialzng
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>chairman mark
you have never lived under a communist regime you sheltered child
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>>116770790
good day sir
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>>116770801
he's pretty much enacted prohibition for unvaccinated people and relegated them as second class citizens
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>>116770665
>>116770764
fines attach to the venue if they don't check
so if you have a gym open during unstaffed hours they know that every day in every gym there are people entering without getting checked and they'll cop an enormous fine
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>>116770801
literally can't go to the bottleo without being vaccinated mate this is LITERALLY 1984 and Nazi Germany
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Sat in a fish and chip restaurant. I don't have to wear a mask because I'm sat down nor do those around me but those who are waiting in line have to. Nonsensical mask laws and our government is fucking hopeless
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>>116770801
literally fled communist slovenia as a child
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Lads, what's objectivley a shit beer?
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who the fuck is this retarded bint in the comm box
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>>116770967
VB
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>>116770952
Should probably go back there then if you don't like the mandates
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>>116770967
XXXX, Fosters, VB
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>>116770967
any major state brewery product other than coopers and swanny d
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>>116770967
Coopers
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Coopers is good beer
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Muh Strikies!

>>116771013
Wrong
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Stars are coming undone
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>>116771013
>>116771010
the duality of Anon
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starting to think that maxwell and stoinis are actually just shit
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>>116770967
have to agree with VB, might be alright off tap haven't touched it in years
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>>116770981
>lager not a bitter
the absolute state
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>>116770967
A bottle of becks is basically the nadir

If you were blind folded and asked what is this you wouldn’t even know it was beer. Basically rat piss
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>vb
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Have an oled and hoping I don't get channel 7 burn in.

Stars gonna get bowled out
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>>116771111
agree with Becks being shit.

Only drank a 6 pack of it once when I was like 20 at a party and just trying beers id never drank before. Probably only had 3 and switched to something else
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>>116771111
>>116771132
heini's are decent though as far as cheap imports go
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Rory burns finna score a century today
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>>116771169
Imported cans of Heineken > locally brewed bottles of Heineken
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Becks used to de good, as did Heineken. My standards in my 20s. My tastes change, but I'm sure the beer is not the same now
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Yorkshire has solved the ale
Black sheep and farmers pale ale are the zenith of beer
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>>116771196
yeah the problem is they started brewing that shit here under license and the taste isn't the same
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>>116770967
Fosters. Over here at least it has no taste whatsoever and exists as a non-offensive lager you drink in summer or really shit pubs.
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>>116771216
Same here. Both brewed in Auckland. Stells. They also ruined Macs, a NZ beer by selling out to the mega-breweries
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>>116771219
We have consensus on VB and Fosters.
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COME AND DANCE WITH ME

YOUR MY SYMPHONY
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for me it's boddies
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>>116771270
Never had it
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I’m old enough to remember grolsch being middle class now it’s literal tramp juice
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>>116771270
based
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>One vertical black line in my TV Screen

Well my TV is officially broken what TV should I get lads?
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Guinness is peak beer
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Lunch
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>>116771303
lg nanocell
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>>116771305
tastes like burnt water
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>watching anything on a screen except test cricket
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>>116771234
We all suffer by multi-national breweries.
Newcastle Brown ale is brewed in the Netherlands and Yorkshire.
John Smiths Yorkshire Ale is brewed in Derbyshire.
Boddingtons, famous for being from Manchester is now brewed north of Preston.
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>>116771306
Classic poosh!
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>>116770981
>>116771001
>>116771088
>>116771115
I've got the remnants of a case of VB in the fridge right now, decided to revisit the aussie classic out of curiosity.
Yeah it's shithouse, it wasn't too bad at first but after a few days of casual drinking the taste builds up and now all I can taste is the malt - even now when I haven't had a drink all day I can still taste that malt taste in my mouth.
It reminds me of when I was helping the neighbour set up his brew fridge and we had a little taste of the un-aged brew before he bottled it - that malty vegemite taste which is basically just the taste of the "wort" before the yeast has actually digested it all.

Maybe this just means the batch I got is too fresh and it needs a bit of ageing before you drink but either way it's NOT an impressive experience.
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>>116771363
that's great champ
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i still drink these when the mood takes me
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A ripping danish kaneria googly contains more truth than all the books on the top 100 Sunday times list
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Massively overrated:
Belgian beer
Underrated:
Japanese and American beer
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>>116769518
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>>116771363
OK reddit
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>>116771305
Mm drinking marmite
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>underrated
>Japanese
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>>116771363
If VB is still 4.9% it's probably not as bad as you boys make it out to be, I drank it years ago and thought it alright. A beer can be shit at any percentage but it's only a cocktease waste of time below 4.4%. A shit ale at nearly 5% is still worth a laugh.
By contrast now, Guinness is brewed at 4.1% which is pathetic. If you drink lager and want something of a decent strength you're into the 'premium market' where you pay through the nose, thank god for ale and cider.
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>>116771429
You may not like it
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>>116771481
Sad idiot.
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>on a japanese imageboard
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Korean, Vietnamese, Chinese, Thai beers are all horrible
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SHALLn't be listening to heat intolerant red starred posters as an authority of what is and isn't reddit
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Be's the most sinister beer ever created.
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My favourite beer is a local, 7%, but its $5 a can lol. But I don't drink much
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Uh harmony chads
We have won.....
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>>116771517
Even your "banter" is reddit lel
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I'll ask again.

What's the point of these series?

Aus & Eng should tour each other in a regular schedule. There's no reason to have any biannual event. England is simply not competitive, nor it will ever be against Australia.

It's like the Bledisloe Cup farce. We know Aus will win one in ten. Again. There's no point.
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>>116771559
Shut the fuck up
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>>116771559
*sees flag*
*discards opinion*
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>>116771559
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>>116771559
make me a taco and be silent
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>>116771559
don't you have a dog to eat or something? oh wait you ate them all
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Stars finna take did l fr fr no cap
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No idea what flag that is but the thirdie is COPPING it
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>>116771559
hola my latinx cabron
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>>116771511
Beers from Tsingtao brewery are good, all other chinese beer is like pissy water.
Only decent Korean beer I had was Kloud which aped cheap German lager, Filite was alright too, it was a fake Brewdog-esque IPA, asian beers are made to be drunk with food and strong flavoured food at that, meaning the taste of them is out of sync to what we want.
Chang beer is just plain weird to drink though, I support Everton FC and used to have to drink it every time I went to a match.
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>>116771619
Hola
>crazy mexican with guns.jpg
Why not posting it
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>>116771559
Well yes that's why we hardly let any of the other shithouse nations tour (I'm looking at you kiwis) but England are a special case - you see no matter how often we beat them and by what margin, Australians never grow tired of "smashing the poms".
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Worst beer I've had is a toss-up between NZ lager, Rheinek, Cass and Hite
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>>116771652
(I'm looking at you reddit)
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My eyeballs are bleeding apple sauce and my finger nails have turned into halved grapes. My feet are melting into the concrete and my mouth is drooling ginger honey.
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WIDE
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>>116771641
Tsingtao is rubbish you buffoon
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>include subtle jab at kiwis in post not even directed at any of them
>they reply
HOWLING
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REMEMBER THAT PLAY STARTS HALF AN HOUR EARLY TODAY

MANY THANKS SIRS
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P siddy str8 bussin
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>>116771559
me on the left you on the right
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>>116771559
Arrogant English think they can win in the convict desert, we never do but that doesn't stop the hope and the fun of making the pommy bartenders go to Manchester or Birmingham every other year.
England is competitive in cricket but right now we're not geared towards full test cricket, sadly wherever the money is that's where the England Cricket Board will focus their effort.
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Lmao mistimed that
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>>116771729
No cap my negro
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>>116771729
fr fr no cap
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>>116771730
Oh shit monkey style from a literal monkey
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Best beer I've had is the one I'm drinking right now.
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is warnie still a big deal in the UK
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>The @ECB_cricket CEO has written to CA asking if young English players can come and play Shield cricket.
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>wake up
>there's a brainlet bash game almost over already
Ah. Good.
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>>116771778
epic racism dude
20 upvotes
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Had a nightmare last night that a group of armed american soldiers claimed a portion of land inside Australia and attempted to make it a sovereign nation. I was taken as a prisoner of war.
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>>116771812
And our response should be fuck off we're full.
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Alcohol consumption is a Jewish trick designed to give you health problems and dull your thinking. Anyone who drinks or smokes is no friend of mine
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>>116771827
crisp me
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>>116771861
based straff
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>>116771674
Name a better asian beer, Japanese beers have such an empty taste as forgettable as they are acceptable, Korean beers are mostly awful and we won't even bother mentioning the SE asian beers. Chinese beer is mostly awful too but Tsingtao is the only thing I would be willing to drink back in England.
If you have the displeasure of being in China there's a load of variations from Tsingtao, the stronger ones they sell are what the krauts originally brewed there and are very good.
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>>116771878
Yebisu.
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Does anyone here actually still play cricket?
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>>116771884
Backyard for sure
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>>116771883
Gets a big *shrug* in taste for me. Not bad but if I never drank it again, I'd probably not notice
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Had an incredible dream me and my American friends took over some land in Australia and built a sovereign nation. Then we captured some virgin and made him our sex slave
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Now he has passed on
What’s your favourite ever elite zachy bomb of truth?
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Cartwright gonna win dis
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uhhhh strikebros?
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>>116771913
Are you a fucking Chinktsao shareholder or something
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>>116771730
>the big green cone (nose) with the 'J' on it
hmm
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>>116771966
do they exist?
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>>116771988
yeah me
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hey where's the cricko haha
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Hilton Cartwright deserved way more investment than he ever got
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Well, /cric/? Which is it?
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MY strikies
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>>116772007
ps5
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>>116772007
>no games
I'll take the whores thank you
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>>116772007
PS5 and I already own one.
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>>116772007
Women are really cringe.
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>>116772007
ill take the women because im a pc chad anyway no need for a ps5
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>>116772007
how old are they?
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outer wilds worth playing?
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>>116772049
pc master race wins again
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>>116772007
why are young English women such filthy whores
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>>116772072
I wonder
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>>116772050
17 you sick fuck
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>>116772062
Yeah it's fun
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Is life worth playing?
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is this really a form of punishment in Australia?
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I have my ps5 in the lounge so I can play with the lads when they visit, and sometimes the missus has a go too. Can't imagine sitting hunched over a keyboard in a dark bedroom. Big yikes from me.
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>>116772122
Formerly
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>>116772125
What games do you play
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>>116772122
some shop novak's face on that
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>>116772125
>Mates
>Misso
Yeah not me
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>>116772125
Yeah the PC fats are anti socials and don't worry about such things.
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>>116772141
What game?
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boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/116767683#p116772103
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>>116772141
*uninstalls and demands refund*
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>>116771974
Nah, I've just spent a lot of time in asia drinking their shit beer. It's all shit you know, Tsingtao is shit, Yebisu is shit, Hite,Kirin Ichiban,Suntory, Asahi, Cass, Snow, etc etc.
They're all awful, I was just saying how Tsingtao is the least awful, but if you're not over there it doesn't matter you can drink a good beer.
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>>116772132
You understand the entire PS4 catalogue is available too right? Or are you just a complete fucking idiot
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>>116772183
you will (not) remain.

Don't recommend.
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>>116772204
based paedophile tourist
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I am so fucking bad at gambling jesus christ.
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RIP leg stump
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>see Kayo highlights on youtube
>"hmmm I wonder if the comments are full of 9001 pooey Indian posts like the CA uploads"
>there's like 10 comments
>almost exclusively western names with good English

I've always despised paycucks but maybe Gayo really is the way
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my strikies finna make a late run for the finals after being the worst team in the league thus far in the season
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>>116772209
Kek I was genuinely just curious what you played and you went and had a fucking meltdown
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>>116772209
What's the PS5 for then?
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>>116772229
>paedophile
Hey! I am many things but not a nonce, did you see any Thai or Filipino beers on there?
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for me its the plunderer of plovdiv
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My wife is snoring and the cat is sleeping on me so I can’t turn over this is torture
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>>116772281
Thought you were pc master race spazz
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>>116772258
I only pay for 2 monthly media services in Kayo and spotify. For me Kayo is worth it. Only wish foxtel go the EPL and (g)A(y)-league rights back again.
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>>116772289
No time for local beer when your sodomiding local children i figure
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>>116772281
The kiwi is extremely sensitive to anything that may be construed as bantz
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>>116772258
the kayo minis are the best highlights packages anywhere. They're actually decent length as well.
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>>116772295
beta
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>>116772284
You realise it's a massive upgrade on the PS4 right? or are you just a fucking stupid cunt
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>>116772229
>kiwi
>calling someone a nonce
nice reflection m8
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>>116772340
Yeah but what games does it have?
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>>116772209
why this fucking attitude fren
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>>116772340
So is a PC
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>Come to Adelaide for a 10am match on a Saturday
>lose
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>>116772281
Oh well thank you for answering. Just finished kingdom come. playing deep rock galactic as it's free, it's a bit shit. Just killing time until Ellen Ring
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>kiwis in movies
funny, witty, friendly
>kiwis on /cric/
angry, aggressive, cold
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>>116772307
There's always time for local beer, I'd distrust a bloke who goes abroad and can't tell me anything about the local ale.
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if Djokovic played cricket, what position would he field at?
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>>116772362
crisp
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>>116772381
I would stab you given a chance
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>gaming post puberty
>gaming not only post puberty, but post uncharted 1
Oh my. Oh my.....
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>>116772322
i find his rage posts extremely concerning. Mental stability issues.
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>>116772344
UK is full of pedos and is a boring dreary piece of shit country
dont know why you constantly project your trash on us
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>>116772387
left right out
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>>116772281
I'd be quick to be riled too if I lived in that shithole.
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>>116772381
they put up a nice façade but deep down their dirty little minnows
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>>116772125
>he doesn't know you can hook your PC up to the TV and use gaming controllers too
classic console post
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>>116772396
check out this seething
k i w i
n o n c e
clean my feces
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>not getting a sony console on its deathbed when it actually has games
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>>116772329
Yeah if they could fix the fucking framerate
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Contemplating a wank while the missus is out.
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>>116772444
checked
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>>116772387
backward unvaccinated leg
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*enters /cric/*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB9DC9orYaM&ab_channel=MarthaGane
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>>116772426
keep projecting pedo
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Inagine the type of English Zach taught the children of Plovdiv
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Key moments of downfall for the human race-

The invention of the television
The release of drakes fortune
When Graeme Swann got his wicked way over KP
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It's fucking hot lads
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>>116772387
Silly point.
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>>116772368
might boot up kingdom come later, can't remember if I've finished the story or not
either way probably get a kick out of swinging the old warhammer at some cumans and playing the dice game
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>>116772482
yeah, 25 in auckland
too hot
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>>116772296
I do play PC which is of course the superior gaming system but then again it costs 3x as much as a ps5/xcocks
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>>116772444
love it when the misso fucks off for a while
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>>116772396
all angloshepre nations are full of pedos lad
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>>116772482
got 3 different fans blowing on me right now
also i'm drinking hot coffee which may have been a mistake
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>>116772507
27 at my house.
You ok man?
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>>116772516
Especially England.
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Is there a game on? What's the stream
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>>116772518
Yeah hot drinks not on the cards
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The only reason I really do anything is because I have a multitude of women in my life ordering me around. My ideal day is sitting back, maybe in the sun, watching cricket, drinking a beer and posting on /cric/.
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>>116772556
Hey that's what I'm doing.
Neat.
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>>116772556
LAWNGOD
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>SH lads talking about warm weather.
It's near freezing and raining sideways here you cunts!
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>>116772543
viprow
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>>116772543
>>116772573
samefag
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oh look it's the thicko kiwi nonce misidentifying someone else as me again
for literally about the 150th time this year
clean my feces you are probably too low iq to do that let alone get into a verbal joust with me
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>>116772584
wrong, nog
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>>116772528
not really to be honest
not a complainer usually but when it gets to these temps its just unbearable
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>>116772589
go to bed you sad balding drunk
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>>116771559
So true. All the seething replies only support this truth nuke
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A verbal joust

Lol
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>>116772387
chad corner
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>>116772599
I'll just assume you're trying to be funny
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the kiwi 30+ nonce crew
honestly find it hard to mentally juxtaposition their posts with that of someone that age
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>>116772387
Silly midoff no helmet
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Didn't understand a word of that post
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think me calling this bong a pedo really sent him into a rage
struck a nerve
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>>116772630
take your finasteride and sleep it off wastrel
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>>116770967
extra dry and carlton dry
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>the projecting englishman
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The vaccine is undoubtedly a way bigger risk to a young man’s health than coldid-19

The science is clear
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you genuinely make me feel physically nauseous king kiwi nonce . All your posts are bland and whiney and you could never conceive a gimmick if your life depended on it. Did you comprehend that?
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>>116772613
that means it's working
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>>116772681
go to sleep pathetic NEET
the big boys are yarning
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>>116772686
ever notice how all the photos of people in ICU with the 'vid are fat as fuck?
wonder if there's a connection
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shoot me in the head if Im still here post 30
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>>116772007
PC
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>>116772613
>>116772686
was the underlying condition myocarditis?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0gZiJxP5Q&ab_channel=SedgwickCoZoo
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>le kiwi nonce run out ideas g-g-go to bed post lad look
how contrived. sad
try mixing things up you absolute dumb wankstain. cant express enough what disdain i feel for you
will be spitting and possibly pooing on your grave when you die
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bit tired of my 'mick of being extremely muscular and handsome
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>Billings likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers
based
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why do they sit outside
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Oh look
All the kiwi nonces coming out the woodwork of their nonce hostel at the same time again
It’s what we do in the shadows except less vampires and more pedophilia
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what do the british flag posters DO exactly?
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if you havent left here by 25 you wont at 30
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Guess I've got 1 year then.
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>so what did you do on the weekend zach?
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>>116772749
it's a green screen mate
they're not even at the ground
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any kiwi nonce that starts on me
their jaw is getting sent to jupiter
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pokemon rom hack nuzlocke looms
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>>116772749
Good weather innit. I wish I could work outside in good weather
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how are geese such chads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kGNzwciH0M&ab_channel=DailyNews
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>>116772766
who is asking the question? His agent at Jobcentre?
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>>116772756
you're never leaving this place this is hell
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>>116772751
ligma
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If Sam Billings was a unit of currency formerly used in Australia, he would be Sam Shillings
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>>116772784
can't all be based tradies like me
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>>116772789
whats with the sheets on the floor and draped over everything
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>>116772807
he's clearly painting the room m8
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>>116772807
house getting reno'd
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>>116772807
BASED OFFICE SLOB
he's painting m8
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>>116772789
can you please finish painting before you sit down and relax
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>>116772347
Got plenty of games they just don't come out til 2025
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Will spin any kiwi nonce ITTs jaw like a prime arshad khan teesra
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>>116772807
based spastic
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>>116772815
>>116772819
>>116772823
why wouldn't you just pay someone for that?
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>>116772819
did your mum let you pick the colour of your room?
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>>116772789
imagine the smell
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>>116772789
ARE THOSE REDDIT TABS
WHAT A SHOCKER THAT SOME CUNT WHO WOULD BE SUCH A DICKHEAD TO POST HIMSELF ON A BASKET WEAVING FORUM WOULD ALSO BE A REDDITOR
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>>116772789
hope you're changing the colour on that feature wall m8
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bros...
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>>116772789
Usually I say looking good mate but looking a bit grim mate
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>>116772799
Hope it's good for you, seems sound down there, up here we have 9 months of horizontal rain, freezing fog and hail to deal with.
But during those 3 weeks when the weather is good, you think that God Himself must live in England, then you go back to 49 weeks of knowing the Devil made this shitty island.
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>>116772861
>yeah righto what colour do you want the feature wall?
>the colour of baby shit, ta mate
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f#cking shadowbanned again
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wassup ladies
'chabin bla x
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>>116772869
What? That's a bland fat cunt
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>>116772903
I preferred it when you posted the elephant
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God lives in York
It’s the only liveable city in the UK which is the only relevant country in the world other than France
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>>116772898
here (You) go
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>>116772925
england being relevant died after ww1
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>>116772925
t. 17th century time traveller
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You need to keep in mind it's 3am in the UK and they're almost certainly drunk.
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0 bongs 8 bings and 6 bangs til cricket
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who's posting on /cric/ at 3am?
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STOCK TO STOCK CAR - 1970s NASCAR Tribute Build - PART 1
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>Warne talking about fitness
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>>116772925
Ignoring the likes of Exeter and Gloucester, and ignoring the Chinese government agents and yuppie juniors buying everything in sight you're 100% right.
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So a few years ago I was feeling a bit depraved so I went on gumtree looking for some kind of anonymous sex. I responded to a post with this couple who wanted a guy to fuck the girl while he watched. We talked a bit, they liked the pictures I sent, and then they told me the other part of their fantasy. I was to meet the boyfriend and get in the back of his car, he would start sucking my dick and the girlfriend wanted to “catch us” in the act and the punish him by making him watch me fuck her. Cut to me in the car, feeling extremely nervous. The guy starts blowing me and without even getting hard I busted after like 30 seconds. I got out of the car without saying anything and took off. Am I gay for this?
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Cleaned up the weberads, bbq for dindins. Mum's coming for a visit. She'll want to watch tennis and I'll be like THIS IS A CRICKET HOUSE
nah jk mum can watch whatever she likes
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>>116772925
James Cameron lives in New Zealand mate
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>>116772997
kys
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Gambling ads should be outlawed while sport is on and an hour before it begins
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>>116772991
Nah just Australian
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>>116772984
Name one instance of Warne not playing due to him being unfit, not injured due to batting
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>>116772997
take it to the /matchie/, cheers
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>>116773003
Why
You ok?
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>>116772997
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Fuck these golf ads
Golf is boring as fuck
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>>116773042
Idiot.
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>>116773023
literally got banned for a year for being a fat cunt
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>>116773030
i'm fine just hate you
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*pauses youtube and porn*
*turns up the criccy*
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>>116773038
If you're puking at mum I'll cave your fucking face in cunt
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>>116773072
Based threadcunt. What happened to work lol
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>>116773077
didn't even read that much of your post dickhead kek
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>>116773090
it's saturday and i'm not who you think i am
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>>116773101
You post the same
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>>116773090
phoneposting in the dunnies innit
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I call my mum, call her a bitch and end my calls while she is saying her goodbyes.
She gives the talk back to me and we both don't mind it.
love me mumza
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>yorker to start
RUDE!
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ugh im so bored, is there any cricket on? stream?
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When is PARSIQ going to finally move?
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>>116773112
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
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Do any of you still have a bed time? I don't technically have one but I'm not allowed to watch the tele after 12 so I usually go to sleep around then.
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>Wood with a nearly 7 Econ rate this innings
Wew lads. I think Wood is cooked
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>>116773112
I'll handle this one lads

*pisses on your faggot hun fave*
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>>116773112
here you go m8
*unzips and pisses all over your socks and shoes*
hmmm squishy
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If Mark Wood was better he would be Mark Good
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really like how the barmy army always sings jerusalem at the start of play
very wholesome
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which actor does Carey look like
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>>116773093
You need to ease up on the aggression a bit. Pretty unnecessary. Just enjoy life.
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>>116771559
POR FAVOR...
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Reviews should not be kept no matter what
keep the 3 reviews but they are gone no matter what once you use one
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Mark Wood more like Make Wouldn't
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first beer of the arvo status:
[X] CRACKED
[ ] NOT CRACKED
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>>116773116
when you move out of your mums basement HA GOTTEM
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>>116773121
>>116773124
>>116773128
>they didnt hear of the australian/switzerland friendship
read the thread 12 hours
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I can hardly take the suspense anymore
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>call someone a dickhead jovially
>whole of snoozyland surrenders
kek
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>>116773153
heh good one crabbe
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>>116773144
me lad
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>>116773156
making agreements with drunk people
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is Alex Carey related to Wayne Carey?
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>>116772007
A used Xbox 360
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Starc to make 50, Aus all out 379
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>>116773112
http://rb.freestreams-live1.com/
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>>116773169
yeah alex is waynes nephew
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>>116773167
quite drunk myself desu
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>>116773042
>tell us you're poor without saying you're poor
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Marco Jansen
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>>116773187
Nice blog you fucking nazi
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>>116773191
big fan
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Facourite Red Hot Chili Peppers song?
would have to be this for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeSatuQQpI8
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all my bogan m8s get on the piss and go play golf bending clubs and shit having a great time
imagine thinking you're some kind of intellectual because you like golf KEK
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>>116773187
bet your grandpa helped smuggle ss soldiers out of europe during the end of ww2
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>>116773005
based

>>116773042
cringe
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which bird is he talking about?
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>>116773201
they suck so I don't have one
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reckon sa will pull off a cheeky win in aus this year
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Is Alex Carey related to Carey O'Keefe?
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@116773227

FUCK UP FATGUTS
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Marco Jansen is a top, top tier name

South Africans always did namemog tbf
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Rich people sail and play polo, not golf you fucking retarded chink
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>>116773201
probably zephyr song, mate
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Did New Zealand lose to Bangladesh or something again?
This Peewee seems a bit angry today, hope his missus is spared from a beating
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didn't even know the day had started
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got this pseude in a tissy lads
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Now remember, threadcunt has "gone to work"
Think we'll get to 500?
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stinging for a beer lads
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the america's cup looms
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>>116773227
If we don't play in Hobart we won't
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>>116773201
I could actually enjoy Californication if the song (and album) wasn't so fucking brickwalled to death. It genuinley hurts to have a song you like and not be able to turn it up too loud because it's already been compressed to death and sounds like at a quiet volume.
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>>116773250
I just msged him on discord said he's going to go to the dunny and make one for us
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>>116773183
thanks, pal
>>116773194
?
>>116773208
my grandfather from my mothers side was a carpenter in einsiedeln his whole life. grandfather from the father side was a pilot for swissair and brought - at this time - exotic fruits back home like ananas, he died when my father was 13 though
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Ways to make cricket better
Different audio feeds to choose from, Stump Mic, Commentators, Crowd
That would fix 90% of problems with watching the game
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>>116773252
me in 8 hours
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my brother's bday in a few days any ideas for a gift?
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The future of Australian cricket, the ambidextrous spinner.
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>>116773277
bag of ket
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criggy soon
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>>116773201
The zephyr song simple as
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>>116773283
this
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>>116773277
bag of coke
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>>116773284
its on now m80 30 minutes early because of the rain yesterday
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>>116773284
criggy now lad
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>>116773277
Buy him some rapid antigen test kits
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>>116773279
These batters are fucking shit. Swing da facken bat you pussy
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>>116773277
John Williams- Augustus
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>>116773269
during the second SA v India test there was a problem with the broadcast and there was no graphics and no commentary, just the video feed and audio from the ground
was excellent while it lasted
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>>116773277
Horse dildo
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>>116773297
>>116773298
thanks lads, been on a brassic binge. britjeets getting their big fat hindi wedding stolen is funny as fuck
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>>116773277
vibrating buttplug (medium size)
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still pondering no anderson here
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>>116773321
>he is only up to medium size
laughing at you lad
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>>116773277
Booster appointment
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>>116773299
easier to get>>116773294
than those cunts. I have a dozen or so coz work gives us 2 per night, we have to test every morning
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>>116773277
Golf equipment
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Amazing what bowling fuller and better line does
England really should start that up again with the ball right now
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God of War is out to pirate ladies
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>>116773348
It was just a poor joke
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Haha my pet bird has butter chicken all over her face
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>warnie's never heard of manuka honey
christ he's retarded
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importing cocaine into australia seems quite profitable
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pitch looks good
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>>116773201
Can't stop or zephyr song or under the bridge
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HAHAHAHAHA
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>warnie's never heard of manuka honey
fuck me thats crisp, meme country meme honey
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>STOP MOVING THE ROBOT

based schizo
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robotbros.........
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>>116773201
black eyed blonde or give it away
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Based robot
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>STOP MOVING THE ROBOT
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Lol Broad trolled by Foxy robot
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whine whine whine
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Don't be rude to the Foxy rover
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The number of times Stuart fraud and James blanderson have been on sky sports like err yeah we should have bowled fuller there
Fucking do it then you stupid northern monkeys
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time to cancel broads visa
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should i make the next thread?
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>kholi yelling at stumps
>broad yelling at robots
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>Virat talks to pieces of wood
>Broad talks to a remote controlled vehicle
what is wrong with cricketers?
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American here who got interested in Cricket after watching the T20 WC since it was on my early morning shift,


So is Test cricket always like these Ashes? Does one team just dominate it for the first 2 or 3 tests?
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Why is Broad such a colossal faggot?
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>kohli yelling at stumps
>broad yelling at robot
howling
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>>116773318
are you saying he isn't a bunnings worker?

FUCK THAT I'M BOYCOTTING BUNNINGS NOW
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The robot kek
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>STOP MOVING THE ROBOT
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FUCKEN STARC
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>turn cricket on
>balls mid air
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oh dear, i believe that is out
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Over 500 balls a day turns your brain to mush
see: /cric/
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just the nightwatchman la
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$10 says we're bowled out befoer lunch for 250+
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>stop moving the robot
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1642218511406.webm
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>mentally ill man yells at Robot
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>>116773441
you're on
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can i get camerabot webm? (with sound)
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>>116773441
we already have enough
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>>116773444
CHECKED AND VIRAT-PILLED
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new thread for the lads
>>116773447
>>116773447
>>116773447
>>116773447
>>116773447
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>>116773454
>>116773443
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>>116773443
Kek saved thanks
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Need a muscular captains innings here
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based webm cunt continues to be the best poster on /cric/
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>>116773462
are you a real mountain jew, an expat bruce or just a vpn chad?
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>>116773443
thankyou sir
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>>116773462
>early
>/cric
hmmmm
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threadcunt got a VPN
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>>116773462
>>>116773447(Cross-thread)
DO NOT let mentally ill peewee see this
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>>116773486
>medpack knows something about being right on time
shocking
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500 for nat
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>>116773462
Well atleast it's not a fucken matchie
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actual thread
>>116773518
>>116773518
>>116773518
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>>116773279
Did we win that match? Is that the Windies?
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>>116769488
Good day



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