first for khamzat is already at this point the most impressive fighter in ufc history
*cums on the turkey when my grandma isn't looking, in the thread*
>>115355989Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggyShake the boogie said up jump the boogieBawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggyShake the boogie said up jump the boogie
*enters the thread*
AHHHH GIVE ME THAT UGLY WAIFUGIVE HER TO MEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF1xn6D8K9ABen Askren discusses training for Jake Paul boxing match (2:40)
>>115356209You mean he actually trained for that and still fell in the first round to a youtuber?
>>115356036we geddit b you're a muzzie WE GEDDIT
>>115356110That clip makes me so uncomfortable, i think i have autism
>>115356281>Yes me good fookin fren Khabib? We still havin' turkey tonite?
>>115356260I'm not though.
>>115356110it's like this when you walk into the wrong classroom
>>115356036>1 strike absorbed in 4 fightshe's unironically going to be the GOAT
>>115355989*pokes your eye*
Imagine what Khazmat would do to Jake Paul if he got ahold of him. Jake better really watch what he says.
>>115356465she is so unattractive it's baffling. what goes wrong in a man's life to start simping for wmma creatures
Khazmat smash Jake Paul
>>115356153It's damage to a nerve. It pretty much shut down the whole lower part of my left leg. I wasn't able to step anymore. It's called foot drop - basically, you can't lift your foot.
>>115356579people that hype khamzat are diametrically opposed to jake paul babies, reach harder.
>>115356465If I could do this until I was 60, I would. This is a great life. All I do is train, all I do is work out, and prolong my life by the training that I'm doing, the things I have to do as professional athlete.
>>115356580what are you talking about spams?
>>115356664I'm talking about Connor leg. Idiot.
>>115356708THE toitaniujm shimbone?
i could unironically heem everyone itt
>>115356720Oh and go find a job. Nobody like you here.You are not based anymore.
>>115356620> people that hype khamzat are diametrically opposed to jake paul babies, reach harder
>>115356777not the thread
>>115356765The hell did I do to you
>>115355989Aджa, нe мopocи. Sterling, stop hiding, fucking pussy, real champ is here.
There were some muricans that wanted go to to Brazil, I want to welcome them with this informative thread: https://twitter.com/Mariaarretada_/status/1463897118876356612
>>115356806Wrong post my man. My post was for him >>115356664
thats it....enough is enough. no heems...no news. going on youtube for tony vs conor or chandler fights on playstation
I HATE porngirls are FRIENDS not OBJECTS
>>115356917I hate women b wish I could heem one (as a friend)
>>115356907I was based at one point?
>>115356917>girls are FRIENDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgWUtS61JUQ
>>115357004When you was a brit bros. But now you are a incel.
>>115357058This shit will end like Ngannou and Lexee.
>>115356110POV: You are Rodolfo Vieira going to your bjj gym the week after some skinnyfat kickboxer submitted you
which side are you on? choose wisely
>>115357025as if this abomination has any experience with women outside of what he knows from the internet
>>115357050haven't been a brit bro in 225 years bro
Where is LisaBong!!!!I need me some more Asian qt3.14 reactions!Brazza come back!
Gane beats Ngannou all day long
Hey bros what's the URL for meth streams? I lost my bookmarks.
>>115357153he's lurking near some kindergarten hidden on a tree
>>115356917I try to convince myself that I hate porn, but do I really...? Am I conditioned or do I deep down like being a coomer?
>>115357174is Ngannou even heemable?
Happy Thanksgiving, /heem/.
>>115357203He is when he gets tired, Gane can ground and pound him
>>115357196no you're not, any conditioning isn't deep down, it's surface level and we can BREAK IT
>>115357137>>115357140>>115357207>>115357228Post your walkout song incels. I think i can heem you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfrAABCqUdA
>>115357340such an emotional tune. love it
>>115357340>To Love RuBASADOOOlistening to the openings always fills me with nostalgia and melancholia I can't take
>>115357380It was the good old time but now I'm a boomer.And I'm still on this fucking website.
>>115357434dude looks like his gf left him 4 years ago and he still got hope
>>115357502he's having fun tonight
>>115357541i understand b. he gets drunk
>>115357533d-dustcels he's looking b-big
>>115357604If there weren't so many wrestlers at WW, Cannor would've moved up already.
>>115357473I don't understand anything.
>>115357340best i can deliver tonight b...enjoyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlbPXZEpRE
>>115357533Damn Dee hit the wall hard.
>>115357652so no cu piranha
>>115356720Ok but why?
>>115355989They said I was mad but ive done it bros, I've created the ultimate mma fighter, his name is Khanor Normagregov he's got all the gas tank and grappling abilities of khabib mixed with the striking abilities of peak Mcgregor he will size bully both the fw and lw division and then move up to ww four years later and beat kamarudeen usman for the belt
>>115357929Here's a picture he sent me
Does he have potential or is he merely another fun action fighter
>>115357533Damn look how SOLID, THICK and THIGHT Conor is looking. Usman ain’t ready for this smoke
>>115358024porta paddy? Nah he's a can
>>115357533Big fan of buffgregor.
>>115357533Goobs...easy on the potatoes
>>115358024At the end of his career he'll be remembered as a fan favorite who hung around the middle of the division and made an unsuccessful title run one time. Lot's of meme mileage to come from this lad, though.
>>115358024GODdy will be double champ
>>115358065You know what's crazy? Looking back on it, conor probably could have beaten woodley and been a 3 division champ given how flushed woodley became right after, but conor took the floyd route instead.
>>115358024Paddy is essentially Jiri
>>115357533Ngannou bros... We got too cocky... He's coming for the heavyweight belt and there's nothing we can do to stop him...
>>115358024depends. if he keeps the hair he can be a great one. if not, he will become a can
>>115358167It was a calculated risk, but no one said he was good at math
Colby was wobbling Usman all the time and let's face it, Colby is a mediocre striker with ZERO knockout powerConor runs through Fraudsman
>>115358225>>115358065>>115357533Canor Shitgregor is a bitch with 0 good wins. Dustin owns him and his cow wife
>>115358225Not to mention EPOsman's tiny twig leg kicks don't pose a threat to Gooby's titanium shin. GoobyChads I smell ONE MORE RUN.
>>115358225it's time to let go.
>>115358225Colby was able to land on Usman's chin because Usman knows Colby presents a credible wrestling threat to him. If Conor goes up against Usman, he's getting clinched, taken down and cagehugged at will
>>115358205he said he might get rid of the hair because it flies back every time he is punched and he doesn't want the refs to think he's rocked lol
>>115358372I think he already got rid of it
>>115358372He could just get it slicked back or tied up
>>115356758Good thing I'm not going to the convenience store to pick up a Monster...
>>115358024>Already earned a million dollar sponsorship All it will take is for this kid to get heemed ONCE for everyone to hop off the bandwagon. But he's already won the story and cashed out from the hype. If he actually manages to do well, it's really just the cherry on top. This kid's gift is going to get exposed when he gets heemed.
>>115358167yeah he could with the right gameplan, unfortunately I dont think his team is any good at all and he probably wouldve got countered at some point when going in
I am thankful for Tony
>>115358475He’s still got it
>>115358475>>115358372Actually I guess he didn't. I thought I saw him with short hair recently but it might have been a shop or an old picture
OH THE THINGS I HAVE MISSED!THE BLACK PLAGUETHE SPANISH INQUISITIONTHE WMMA MAIN EVENTS
Poirier is Mayweather but better
>Peeon ducks Khamzat>Dilbert ducks Khamzat>Nick ducks Khamzat>Jorge is quiet Just book Khamzat vs Usman already
>>115358625He styles his hair differently for his profile pictures
Remember when Khamzat was double booked?
>Colby hyped as the best ww not named Usman>going life and death with flushed RDA was his best performance
>being American>planning on being on heem tonightDon't be a loser
>>115358898Family time is for poofs
I see your Khanor Normagregov and I raise you - Circis N'Gane
>>115358898My parents literally just divorced and none of my friends are in town so I don't really have any other option
>>115358926>drastically shrinking Gane's cock>drastically reducing Gane's fight iq>increasing Gane's power slightlyNot worth it desu.
what is the /heem/ consensus on how this fight goes?
>>115359077Yan chins him. TJ is too old and fragile.
>>115356036spotted the muzzie
>>115359077I don't think TJ can hold Yan down and Yan will bawlks him up on the feet. 48-47 Yan.
>>115359077TJ looks good for a couple of rounds then gets dominated for the rest of the fight.
>>115358898There's definitely a little downtime for heem between the family smalltalk b.
>>115359077one of these people is yan, that is really all you need to know. no one in his weight range can even get close to challenging him
>>115359147Ok, so Yan is essentially Gaethje and Dillashaw is essentially Conor
>>115359175>in his weight rangeyep you got that right
>>115358993that wasnt a knock down it was shove, toilet till btfo
>>115358551dude, he's got a late 1970s haircut. what gives?
>>115359077rocky vs drago midget styleyan is all but fucked at this point, he knows he fucked up killing tj's former training partner and best friend corey sandhagen in front of all those americans watching in horror. hes unleashed the fucking fury in tj "the all american texas rattlesnake" killmodeshaw" its impossible for yan to walk out of this one with his story in one piece.
>>115359203The meeting that saved mma
HUGE NEWS ALERT our favorite iraqi promotion comes back TOMORROW not a drill
>>115359271based how many bongs?
I need my heems for this week. Where the HELL are the heems b?
>>115359179I'll heem you
>>115359297colby is brewing some great in hindsight content when he gets gigaheemed by hazmat
>>115359297>talk shit about Chimaev>get offered Chimaev>come up with dozens of reasons not to fight ChimaevMany such cases
>>115358551he has never been heemed before. at worst he will just get battered like tony vs gaethje for the entire fight.
>>115359316ONE tomorrow, triad combat and RIZIN saturday/sunday
How does Khamzat weigh more than Hermansson in the weight class above him, but the scale says 170?? "You cant have a star if you can't control the outcome" - Vince Mcmahon.
>>115359024ironically, dutch would be considered a progressive republican (or even conservative democrat) in today's political climate based on how he governed. dare i say he'd even get primary'd...
>>115359354Chimaev doesn't deserve to fight them yet. Beating the autistic chinaman doesn't grant you access to the top 5.
>>115359363He's only had one fight in the UFC and was getting pieced up a fair bit before the final exchange he won it in. We'll see how well his chin holds up against non-cans
how will pajeets recover from THIShttps://twitter.com/bosso95/status/1463947059199938564
>>115358898I'm 600 miles from home at my gfs parents place. Alright so far except if her dog growls at me one more time I'm heeming it until it fears me
>>115359024>My parents literally just divorced That really sucks man. Hope it doesn't have you down real bad.
>>115358898I'm a deadbeat cousin I hate family reunions
>>115358597He better only be ducking fights so he can be in prime shape to fight McGregor and knock him out and give us the ultimate kino
>>115359428Whose side are we taking in the eternal Chechen/Dag beef, heembros?
>>115359271I hope Iraqi Olivi makes her return
>>115359432>her dogThat's her ex if you couldn't tell.
>>115359432Why are you so far from home? Couldn't you just tell her to come over, and have it at your families placeShe's definitely winning this round of the relationship 10-9
>>115359428pajeets are celebrating what do you mean? they are the biggest conor fans and are anti-muslim
>>115359291i think 3 pm local time so in 17 bongs
>>115359462Why would tony fight 2nd rate khabib. The dagi had his chance
>>115359122>>115359142>>115359147>>115359175do you think prime tj could do it? or is yan destined to be the GOAT of the division
>>115359629kek i guess
>when you lose NNN
>>115359428>5 grand with allah as witness>I swear on my mother i won't suck your dick if you don't payGeez, that's not very hallal of them
>>115359605>CFLCanadian Football League?
>>115359632Not sure, Prime TJ was a beast of a peach b, he would take Yan to deep walters for sure.Unless another freak comes around Yan will reign for a while longer.
>>115359077Yan would only win by decision if he wins. TJ at 135 is hard to heem. When he was heemed by Cejudo at 125, he was very drained. TJ has really slick footwork and head movement to deal with a guy like Yan. TJ would beat the fuck out of Aljo.
>>115359442It's a weird feeling for sure. My family was never really all that close and I'm older so I'm not really sure what to think about it, but it does make you think about a lot of things that you never really thought to consider before and can bring you down at times but that's a part of becoming an adult. I appreciate the lookout though somalia bro. Happy holidays to ya
>>115359691its THE cage fighting league b
>>115359779Welshbro...they keep doubting our boy against Khabob's cousin. They are going to find out...
>>115359673>when you take it too literally
>>115359759No worries bro...you'll be fine, you seem to have things in perspective.
>>115359737>TJ at 135 is hard to heemCody nochin nearly killed him in both fights. TJ is chinny as fuck, Yan would murder him
>>115359673>MMA training "accident"What were they working on that day lol?
>>115359878talm bout the guy who got finished in both fights in the 1st and 2nd round? niggas caught him slipping once okay so what?
imagine this guy in the ufc
>>115359923If Garbrandt wasn't such an emotional retard he would've had him easy. Yan is ice cold.
>>115360015Mixed martial arts??????
>>115360015What about black women? They'll probably give birth to some future champs with their genes desu
Gaethje is a bum who got brainbleed by mcgoaters leftovers
>>115360065I want number 2
>>115359892dagestani crotchsniffing 101
T minus 6 days until the mixtape drops. How we feeling NastyChads?
>>115359892The free nutshot
>>115360065I can see some of their nipples haha
>>115360152I sometimes think being a redneck would be cool, then I remembered that time on TUF where this guy admitted he's never used soap
>>115360065#3 was put on this earth to receive my seed Inshallah.
>>115360065tawlf call between #3 and the last one...
>>115359428what currency are they talking about? rubles?
>>115359428khabib fans will memory hole this faster than waukesha
>>115359077Yan is by far the most overrated nigga in his division>>115359077
>>115360065Blacks don't have superior genes. Stop this shit
>>115360247A truly horrific SUV tragedy>Captcha: GOY4P
here's a palate cleanser:https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1463923292453097474?s=20
>>115360260>The champion who is undefeated in the UFC is the most overrated nigga in the division
>>115359376Do you not know what a weight cut is? Khamzat made the weight the second time, he had his hands up. Dumbass.
Poirier and McGregor should form a duo in my opinion
>>115360363Who won, Sterling or Yan?Who looked more dominant against Cory, Sterling or Yan?The Sterling Yan fight was not a Yan domination.
>>115360065Yeah none of these women are doing it for me...
>>115360377>"He lost 5 pounds??" - girl behind the scale dumbfounded at the second weigh in
Jakebros...Is Tommy really going to bend our girl over?
>>115360445he made it the third time actually. he cheated the second time.
>>115360065I wanna breed and cuddle all of them
>>115360445Source: Your unwashed assKhamzat made weight. Deal with it.He's gonna rape Usman. Deal with it.
>>115360442>soimaliaget your t levels checked
>>115360445OH NO NOYou don't know about "the one simple trick, that doctors everywhere hate him for knowing"?
>>115356659Oh nonono Remybros, not like this ...
>>115359077did TJ age?
>>115360065For me it's #3, fit, hot and strong
>>115360434>Who won, Sterling or Yan?Yan>Who looked more dominant against Cory, Sterling or Yan?Yan because a fluke sub can't be measured as a criteria for domination>The Sterling Yan fight was not a Yan domination.No, but was still a convincing win over a tough opponent. Yan was dominating Aljo in rounds 3 and 4, probably would have gotten a finish in the fifth
What happened? I thought brazzas don't tap.
>>115360535soimalia doesnt even have that big head hamite phenotype hes a subsaharan peasant
>Ladies and gentleman Khamzat is 12 pounds overweight, he will now have an hour to finish the rest of his cut>ends up 3 pounds under the limitthis gimmick has a ton of potential ill give it that
>>115360528 chad khamzat vs virgin khabib >>115359428
>>115360591>Yanliterally false. are you allergic to facts?>Yan because ...who said domination? sterling finished, yan barely got the decision>would have. True. He would have if he wasnt a nigger spiritually, because then he would adhere to rules. Yan is probably going to win the rematch though IF he wins against TJ (thats a big if), because Sterling had surgery and he will have amassed serious ringrust by then. Sterling is the champion of the bantamweight division.
Michael Chandler is my favorite fighter, inside and outside of the cage.
GUESSING GAME: which fighters are unvaxxed?
>>115360803all of them. dana has a fake vax card plug.
>>115360803Most of them probably
>>115360442You used to post slutty kweenz all the time
>>115359428he didn't even mention fazza being there
>>115360735Shout out to my man hap
Muslim fighters don't have to make weightBlack fighters don't get tested for PEDsWhat is the passive racial bonus for white and Brazillian fighters
>>115360867>WhiteFight Iq>Brazillain+15 to ground game
>>115360867People actually like white and Brazilian fighters
>>115360535>Don't want to fuck everything that moves...>Check ur heckin frikin testosterinos!!!Excuse me for having taste >>115360850Not in the mood for whores today.
>>115360262Why, they have good speed, but they don't have brute strength like White. All the best runners are black from Africa, Europe lol, USA and Jamaica, but the best powerlifters are whites from the USA, Iceland, the Baltics and Russia.
>>115360867>Black fighters don't get tested for PEDsneither do muslim fighters. and if they do they pass them anyway because of designer steroids. there is a reason russia was banned from the olympics and was changed to the "russian olympic committee"
>>115360996>muslim*russian, have mercy on my soul jannies
>>115360965Scots are the most powerful race. God invented Lager and Munchy Boxes to stop us taking over the world
>>115360996Oh for sure Russia has a more advanced steroid regimen than the United States.
>>115361045They inherited the Soviet steroid regimen, so yes
>go out of your way to announce you're no longer representing an athlete>still have that athlete's name and likeness plastered all over your websitehttps://www.firstroundmanagement.com/mma-1To what end?
khabib has 279 recorded mma wins btw
>>115361085>My amazing furbabiesJesus Christ...
>>115358926this would honestly just weaken Gane
>>115361102It's a work!!!
>>115361113I'm on 280 recorded wins in these streets b
>>115361113No he doesn’t
>>115361029lolyou're right, Stoltman is cool, like all Scots, since you live in the nordIt is strange that there are few strongmen among the Swedes and Norwegians compared to little Scotland or Island.
>>115361158Cope, sambo is essentially mma
Sad for my boy Luis Pena t b hFREE VIOLENT BOBROSS
>>115361133think the only one natty in there is Stipe
>>115361045the difference is steroids are state sponsored in russia pal
Dariush is the oldest 32 yo I've seen
FUCKING CUT HER DANA. YOURE THE ONLY REASON SHE HASNT SHOWN HER ASSHOLE ON ONLYFANS, SHE IS A FUCKING CAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>115361248le chinese and iranian baby
>>115361248Going grey early is a small price to pay to have a head of hair that full
>>115361211oh for sure b i saw that on incarus
>>115361211You can't be this naive, bro.
>>115360996It's not muslim fighters but dagestan fighters, how the fuck is USADA going to go to some shithole in dagestan to test magomoedov magomedov jr without them knowing
>>115361211whatever the fuck that means
>>115361261jojua simp bros...?
>>115361261She got cut weeks ago you fool
>>115361023Russians are not muslims, only doggystan and chechnya animals are
>>115361289Khabib's entire team spends like half the year in San Jose
>>115361272ACKSHYUALLY Assyrian and Vietnamese>>115361280This
>>115361323exactly so he does his cycle when he's back home
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT RUSSIANS ARE DOPING WITH EASE
>>115361306Based. Russia for Russians.
>>115360616>peasantI make more in a month, than most people living in whatever shitty state you're from, do in a year. Best part...there are no taxes. I don't like to flex on poorfags, but you brought it out of me Burgerbro.
>>115361045The fact that we get caught on steroids just means that we do not know how to take steroids. And in general, good steroids in Russia are difficult to get, only old Soviet samples, no new ones, designer ones too. In the USA and Europe, on the contrary, it is very good with pharmacology as a science
>>1153562425'11'' vs 6ft manlets BTFO
You're a subsaharan dicklet
>>115361367What do you do for money b
>>115361367OH NO NO NO NOHAHAHAHAHAHA
imagine what he would do to jizzy...
>>115357668>he ruined my children's movie obsessed
>>115361395but bro i saw a netflix show
>>115361451Netflix? You watch incarus b?
Gane is FUCKED
For me, it's XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX
>>115361435>jizzy vs one dimensional wrestler manis it time for this rerun again?
>>115361468we're not talmbout the state bwe're talmbout the country
>115361509>one dimensional wrestler man
>>115361417We own a number of farms, livestock, and businesses in my city and the surrounding areas b...We export the livestock to ME, and other parts of Africa.
>>115361469le pitter patter man and mister 1.5 round gastank
>>115361451Well, damn it, I don't understand at all this whining about your politicians and ours about steroids. Why not let you take whatever you want, like in boxing? Some kind of madness.
>>115361529>H-he is also a o-one dimensional striker haha.
>>115361570Vettori is essentially Chimaev
>named himself the stylebender>exclusively a kick-boxerWDHMBT?
>exposes your doping scandal
>>115361261shes not that kinda girl IDIOT
>>115359354>implying UFC wants the number 1 ranked fighter fighting there prospect
>>115361570Jizzy just gets matched up against people who "have him beat on the ground" over and over again
>>115361469Two old man smashers. Ghana should invite Alcatras to his camp.
>>115361700I wonder how many people fell from 30 story buildings, or shot themselves twice in the back of the head for this?Surely Putin had everyone adjacent to this dude killed.
>>115361699I-it made sense in kickboxing i swear.
>>115359428didnt the whole khabib shill net the family some kind of money lmao why are they still living in shitty conditions worse than the worst areas in most other nations when they're like mega stars back home
>>115361529shart was already mentally heemed long before the fight even started. khamzat could've flicked him over like a cartoon character
>>115361729Jesus fucking Christ, she's big one ugly motherfucker
>>115359428>no beardhe's obvious that (((one))) uncle of the family
>>115361133talm bout khabibs first 22 fights kek
>>115361983fazza also had no beard
>>115361289this is more what i meant. i dont think the doping shit in russia is as bad as they say but those small villlages surely don't get tested correctly like moscow and such do
>>115361729>>115361261I didn't think there were Lianka fans in the west
>>115359428He's a legend. Muslims are allowed to fuck whores, nothing wrong with that
if chamiv can gest tltie sot from osman then i got tis
>>115362028bitch is dummy thicc and she's probably a good lay
>>115361301Those of the Orthodox Christian faith generally place their wedding ring on the right hand.
PimpManRod heresubscribe to /r/khabib
>>115361280he's also a crotch sniffer so not really
>>115361538Make sure it follows the scam halal guidelines. Gotta make those halal certifiers some extra money because muh halal
>>115362006>>115362002There’s a video of fazza and uncle fingering prostitutes
>>115362100no theres not
>>115361280I still have a full head at 30 and my dad was bald at 25 so I think im good, but if it does go, thats when Ill roid and grow a beard
>>115362029Why was Khabib hanging out with Ricky Hatton?
>>115362100Dis is shirk brazza. When you talk lie about fazza den we hav to punish righteously inshallah.
>>115361280Isn't greying early a sign of heart problems or something like that?
>>115362132He was getting pointers for the Conor fight
>>115361908I will apply for refugee status in Russia >>115362028Newbro? /heem/ has been Joj territory since debut
>>115362028peach of a brapper
>>115362154would while sucking and licking in and on her fat nose
>>115362028Would Loureda win in a can vs can matchup? Maybe she goes to Bellator.
>>115361045Yes? What sports do we dominate that we need steroids? Basketball? lol
>>115355989Was Abdulmanap the Chieftain of the village
>>115362189brazza and fazza moved on??
guessing gaem v2- which one of us got no gf?
Cant believe these threads have to share their space with other sports. By all rights we should be raiding every other sport thread and announcing how big a bunch of pussies they are
>>115362236The guy on the right was the one that posted the pic
Which one of Khabib's cousins is the best fighter? Don't say Islam.
>>115362231abdul, man up
>>115362222>digitsshe wasnt cut. you were tricked by a troll
>>115362288her ass is fake?
>>115362267Umar or Usman. Probably Umar after he flushes Jack Shore and takes his 0. Right now abubakar if you want to go on accomplishments and opposition beat
>>115362288I'd toe punch her vagina.
>>115362267Usman probably, Islam isn't even related to him
>>115362317Is Usman even going to fight again? Didn't he run over a cop?
>>115362335>Islam isn't even related to himI know. That's why I said don't say him because there are people who think he is.
>>115362335Everybody is related to everybody in those parts. Cousin fucking is the national sport.
>>115362267Usman by far. His grappling is as good as any dagestani but his striking is Zabit's level. And he doesn't seem to gas very often. But a good wrestler would give him problems nonetheless
>>115357830Should have been doing the McGregor F.A.S.T program
this fight determines if Edson is old or if Bryce's JiuJitsu is elite?
>>115362315aren't brazilian butt lifts popular in miami? no wonder so many of those girls are like that.
>>115362393Get ready for some Taqqiyah boys. In Islam it is proper and allowable to lie about Islam in order to protect it. Isn't that a great moral teaching?? lie whenever you want to protect your personal gain?
>>115362460I got Edson but if Mitchell can find a way to get Barboza effectively on the ground I think he will outclass Barboza. It all depends for me on if Barboza can defend the first couple of takedowns.
>>115362460when's he dropping his mixtape?Will one of his songs become a new heem anthem?
>>115362288fake af....also could heem her
>>115362510It's OK. If you can be fooled by a muzzie like that you deserve it.
>>115362222tawlmbout a straight up brap contest?
>>115362510I don't like Islam, but Taqqiyah is only a part of Shia theology. For the 80-85% of Muslims that are Sunni, Taqqiyah isn't a thing. You're allowed to deny your faith to save your, or someone else's life, but that's it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYR-znX_vGk&t=2sAre 9x9 cages the future of MMA heem??
>>115362427Are Alexander and Fedor Emelianenko the same as Usman and Khabib Nurmagomedov? Fedor said Alexander was more talented than him but Alexander is a criminal like Usman.
>>115362460edson is gonna circle around the octagon and then lose to a decision
>>115362460Thug nastybros… I think he’s getting heemed…
>>115362594Taqqiyah again... you've been fooled to believe it's only the "evil" shia'shttps://www.meforum.org/2095/islams-doctrines-of-deceptionSome recent scholarship on it.
LourGODDESSa is natty, stay mad h8rs.
>>115362641I doubt Usman is more naturally talented than Khabib, but Alex probably did have a higher ceiling than Fedor if he could've conquered his demons
>>115362561THE Gianni "The Greek"?
>>115362688i'd still fuck that goblin even if she wasn't desu
>>115362682>implying he isn't a s*nni deflecting
Post walkout songs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVNdGnVMb4
>>115362694wtf is that pic, is that van damme lmao
>>115362682>https://www.meforum.org/2095/islams-doctrines-of-deceptionLooks like another layer of Taqqiayah to me pal.
>>115362641I always felt that Aleksandr was the more dangerous of the two Emelianenko's.Watched them live back in the day and Aleks always seemed to have that dead look in his eyes more so than his brother.Besides, the details of his supposed "rape" are pretty hardcore if you believe them. That and he killed a bear with a stick, according to him.
>>115362735How many layers of Taqqiyah are we on here?
>>115362695almost. its the aztec jagaur warrior Jorge Kahwagi
>>115362740>>115362641You guys know he’s fighting Saturday yeah?
>>115362694>>115362740It really is a shame. The guy had a lot of potential. Can you think of anyone else who else are wasted talents in MMA?
>>115362735That's my point bro... this guy >>115362594said sunni's don't practice it, but any Muslim who believes in Sharia (all Muslims are obligated to believe in it) must, by force of their beliefs, believe in an eternal war against infidels. Remember, one of Allah's 99 names is "the Deceiver", which is funny because that's also one of Satan's but i digress
>>115362712why should i?
>>115362790RondaMore recently, ShabazyanTarverdyan really is a horrendous coach
>>115362742Wrong. I am a man of science.
>>115362789based. i was irritated because no MMA this weekend but that's a relief.
>>115362393OH NOOOOOOOOEvery extended family member of yours has to be perfect!!! You already know this how it's supposed to work!!!For the record, we like Khabib, not his 37th random uncle lmao
>>115362641>>115362694Alexander had really fast hands for a heavyweight
>>115362790i think every list would have to start and end with Lee Murray. Guy was seen as the complete package in every way.
what are you niggas talking about. post a heem
>>115357467>>115357383>>115357340>everytime the girl gets thrown around she looks incredibly smugIs being aggressive towards women all you really need to make them want your dick
>>115362827Based man of reason
>>115362790the fucking chav striped adidas shorts kek. unfathomably based.
>>115362828>no MMA this weekendthere's loads on b
>we like KhabibThis is not reddit.
>>115362789isn't that the unbeaten brazilian that got signed by ufc a few years back but popped for roids and was ditched
>>115362851This is the equivalent of "he's not a real Muslim. Real Islam isn't about that"You know, the same thing we hear after literally every single attack.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND POST HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS
>>115362789So the family name should be spelled Emelyanenko, instead of Emelianenko
>>115362908you start faggot
>>115362864Virgin detected. If you've never slapped, fish-hooked or placed your foot into the back of their head during doggy, you're doing it wrong.
>>115362919fully restarted my pc, I aint got shit
gane bros....our boy must avoid the crazy frightening windmill attack
>>115362878Who's the collective "we" as well??
>>115362897You tellin me wouldn't be able to find a single extended family member of yours that's a fuck-up...Exactly.
>>115362694Everyone who's seen Usman knows he's more talented than Khabib. Javier Mendes also said that. Usman is the complete package.
>>115362857I really don't know how I forgot about him in this discussion. He's an obvious one as you said.https://streamable.com/8jt3x8
>>115362951gane will effortlessly sidestep the nigmill, ngubu will crash right into the cage like ronda against holly. the fight is merely a formality, the outcome is already decided
Khabib is one of the biggest cowards in sports
>>115362934>placed your foot into the back of their head during doggyhow the fuck
>>115362978Just like Jon, he's even committing vehicular assault like Jon
I SEEEEE YOUR TRUEEEEEEEE COLORS SHINING TRUUUUUU
>>115363028how fat are you mate
who was the biggest heavyweight in ufc?
>>115363044gotta follow the goat's footsteps
>>115363047i am embarrassingly skinny. i don't believe this is a real move.
>>115362789All of that weight lifting in prison really helped him for his return kek
>>115362934I mildly choked my ex a bit and slapped her ass, went a bit rough when we had sex towards the end. Had her bite me and scratch me all over, locked her legs around me and ripped at my hair. But, she wanted a lot more than I really wanted. Wanted me to tie her up, and probably a lot more violent shit she never said. I just can't really feel that aggression towards women even if I'm actually misogynist in many of my opinions. It bothers me that sexual relationships have to act out simulated hate for each other and physical violence. But fuck, I guess this is how you keep a girl now. If not you then she'll fuck and suck some guy who will. I hate this meng.
>>115363060do you count the sumo niggas from the early events
>>115363046insight you're ugly...ugly like mei can see through you...see the real you
>>115363112It's probably possible if there's a massive height difference and you can get your foot to her head without stretching the leg too much
>>115363135nah I mean biggest to make 265 at weigh ins. So biggest to enter the ring.
>>115363121I'm with you bro, but remember, at the end, all they want is a daddy. They want to have that mixed feeling of fear, adoration and respect that their daddy gave them when he bent them over as kids.Ask Freud bro, they're a sick gender. It's why all civilisations have had to control their bullshit and why all civilisations crumble when some analogous suffragette movement happens
>>115363184Probably Brock or Carwin
>>115363060Has to be the sumo guy from ufc 3
>>115363028the Rocco Sifredi special bro. If you haven't tried it, you haven't lived
>>115363198Going to put on my scorpion jacket and drive to this tonight.
>>115363191>*Flees The Debate*Concession received...and accepted. We don't have to get into your extended family or anything.
>>115363283you're one among the real ones b
I WANT CANELO
>>115363244My dick is too small to try and pull off these Chad dominant moves.
>>115360724>>115360434This is the retard germ
>>115363381It's all about how big you BELIEVE your dick is, not how big it actually is b
>>115363415i wish i had a grammar like him
>>115363198fiziev and kevin linked up?
>>115363287I don't have extended family b, they all died in a war.Pretty sure i told you i was diaspora.
>>115363462yeah a while ago just that photo
>>115363184brendan big brown schaub
>>115363457you're more based
>>115363191I hate it man, I honestly thought she was better than that. She came from an abusive household with a drunk violent pops and largely avoided the usual female drama. She didn't pick fights over silly shit and was just really great to be around even if she was an actual schizo. Had her life together and kept herself from ever doing stupid shit or going off the deep end. Yet at the end of the day I honestly think I was too timid for her. Just not willing to lead her like she wanted. I kept falling for the disney propaganda of how women should be treated rather than what they actually want. I knew it was bullshit and still do, but it makes you jaded to actually experience. Havent been on a date or even talked to another girl beyond basic socialization for 2.5 years now. Can't help but see it in every girl I meet or expresses interest in me that pretty much all of them have a massive slut that wants to be degraded down inside them.
>>115363472No we haven't spoke about this. You seem to have the regular Christian apologist gripes with Islam...where are you from?I presume a Muslim majority country.
>>115363528tnx b. every heemster here is very based.guys...its not worth texting rose on insta. pat runs it. a friend told me so
Is that retardgerm?That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had retardgerm screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga retardgerm and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" retardgerm, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga retardgerm stole my heart and drank my seed.
Islam is a PROBLEM for everyone in the division
>>115363605tnx b..i'd suck your dick irl for that poem
>>115363634for me, it's unknown
>>115363576niceguybros...we will never win
fighters should suck dick instead touching gloves like autismo fags anyway
>>115363634>Maoism>Killed couple hundredlmao...
>>115363585Their not "christian" gripes, they're "witnessing" gripes. There's a difference between hearing and seeing, and i've seen. I'll leave it at that.Just once in my life i'd like to see accountability. that's all. My whole view will change when i see accountability but i can see, even from your attitude, that it can't happen. It's like an existential impossibility for you guys to say "i'm wrong" or "we fucked up" to a kuffar. Always deflection, always counter-insinuation, never introspection.
>>115363634but i thought whitey was bad
>>115363731yeah this list seems retarded, wikipedia isnt exactly a good source with the entire site being run by tranny jannies who are trying to completely erase the "mass killings under communism" article completely.
>>115363731talmbout terrorist attacks b who ever heard of a maoist terrorist
>>115362443The Instagram caption is her saying she's getting back to her pre birth body thanks to McGregor fast
>>115363795going by that definition, it'd be groups like the weather underground
>>115363430this is the absolute truth
>>115363576Bro you sound like me circa 15 years ago. Don't fret bra. This loss feels cataclysmic but just recognise this is the work of providence and sometimes you have to see, feel and live the reality of the female mind rather than its representation in Disney movies. This is for the purpose of hardening you to their wiles and exploits. You may have to suffer a few more times with women but eventually you'll become even-keeled enough to see through all the tricks.
>>115363773For someone who allegedly isn't a Muslim...you sure seem to care a whole lot about what we think of you.Just seems a little sus...and you don't wanna even say the country you came from. Weird meng.
>>115363731>>115363773This is what i mean by accountability and deflection. Completely ignoring the fact that the top of the list is purely Islamic yet you cherry pick Maoism in the hope that the toll is more...See what i mean?All you have to say is "man, that's fucked up im ashamed of my people right now" and we'd all understand, but you chose, instead, to deflect and counter-insinuate.
>>115363944heem of the year no question
>>115359297khamzet already has better wins
>>115363965Appreciate the comedic relief b
>>115363576i don't think im actually capable of romantic love, one of the reasons i stay far away from dating in general
>>115363976the last punch turned him into a Californian
anyone know if mma is litty
>>115363965>yet you cherry pick Maoism in the hope that the toll is more...bro you cant be this retarded surely...
>>115359077I would give Yan the UD with a clear 3-2
>>115359271jokes on you this fight took place in Manchester.
>>115363576100% correct anon. You really just have to pick your poison.