manubros how we feeling about this
>>115353824good for manure, bad for /sp/
Hopefully he'll sort out the mess behind the scenes
>>115353824lmaoeplel fans aren't ready for this level of german domination
The management will fuck him just like how the others had. Digits confirmed.
>>115353824Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with this Rangnick guy? >"i'm ready to be manager">"nooooooo i dont wanna be manager">"a shit job? okay i'll leave everything behind"
>>115353880kek, this. how will bongs cope when top3 managers in the EPL are all German?
is he too smart to manage full time? Would he expose every other manager if he was in charge for too long?
>>115353892>Digits confirmed >92KWAB
i call bsnot very likely he would agree to some interim rolealso his real strength are more in the general management of a club instead of being a coach
>>115353925yes>>115353908he's a bit bipolar but a great manager>>115353892not if he fucks them first
Bundesliga 2 formerly known as Barclays Premier LeagueRangnick is unironically better than Tuchel and Klopp though
>>115353952they say he's signed for a further 2 years in a "consultancy role"
bit late to jump on the red bull pipeline nowlike you have ronaldo and everyone else has already adapted to it from when the other top prem sides did it
$manu stockholder here is this good?
Rangnick is some kind of elder football wizard right? Similar to Bielsea, has this mystical aura and lyrical myth around him but hasn't actually achieved anything.
>>115354002would be a real catch for manu if they give him enough powerhe has proven more than once that he can build up a club successfully including playing philosophy, youth academy, ... would be interesting to see what he can do with epl funds
>>115354055nah the opposite, he's like the best director of football ever in terms of building up clubs for actual results but then he gets bored and fucks off
>>115353824oh no, we won't be able to continue to blame everything on Penaldo's lack of pressing, now that the father of memepressing will happily play him every match for 90 minutes
He's nicknamed the German Tony Pulis, hopefully for the tracksuits not ability.
he's a fraud, never won a single trophy
>>115354055he invented >le memepressing and is highly regarded in Germany for building and establishing Leipzig and Hoffenheim as exciting teams full of young talents playing high intensity attacking footybasically set off the whole wave of successful German coaches you see right now (Klopp, Tuchel, Nailsman, Flick,... who all took inspiration from him in some way)
>>115354113this, should have gotten Doublesieger Kovac instead, or Felix Magath.
>>115354113he won the DFB Pokal with >schalketheir last trophy ever
>>115354110>He's nicknamed the German Tony Pulisby whomnobody in germany know who tony pulis is
>>115353824We are BACK
they call him the Continental Curbishley
>>115354136he only managed the final against 2. bundes duisburg, magath did all the heavy lifting that season including kicking out bayern
löw would be better
>>115354158Löw will take over City
>pogba after 5mins of gegenpressing
They call him Argon. They call him Peanut Arbuckle.
>>115354117so a highly tactical man that never had the human element to prosper?
>we need to follow the German autist meta
Are all these german tactical geniuses the modern wehrmacht officers who refuse to fight for Israel
literally never heard of him.
can’t believe this is actually happening lmaoabsolutely cannot wait to see how he does>>115354194yup
>>115354154the Backnang Barry Fry
Everyone wants a German manager these days
>>115353824kek he must be getting paid an absolute fuck ton for this. i thought ragnick said he was done with managing club footballwell either way, good for man united accidentally doing something good for the footballing venture
>>115354194>>115354267bad man management? can see that working with man united's mature, disciplined group of men
>>115353913Brexit was supposed to mean brexit ffs, bloody hell
WowMan United actually making a good appointment for a change?
>>115353824Pretty nice pick, I was already visualizing United falling into 4 more meme years with Pochettino.
>>115354337apparently based on the athletic, after rangnick is done for this season, they'll go back for pochhaha
>>115354357I thought they were more keen on Ten Hag
Is he gonna be in charge against Chelsea ?
>>115354318going to be very fun when ronaldo gets benchedhe's not the (fake) friendly type like Tuchel or Klopp, definitely not as charismatic but he can wield authority well and will get the best out of this united squad
>>115354357>based on the athleticthose data nonces have no sources
He's been out of the game too long. His brand of football has been passed by. He's never worked at huge club. His personality is guaranteed to cause friction. Also Captcha.
>>115354357so he's gonna be the manager but not the coach? otherwise what's the point
>>115354375I don't think they can sort a work permit in time
he's mostly known for working at plastic clubs without fans or history so you have to decide if he fits man united
>>115354375No. Germans need work permits now
>>115354367things can change for the next 6 months but at the moment somehow poch is their preferred choice in the summer>>115354375no, still working on the work permit. carrick will handle chelsea game. but he should be ready to be in charge against assnal>>115354411manager is like the head of all the coaches to handle the squad. he has visions of what he wants to squad the play, then his delegates will handle how to apply that vision for the existing squad. that's how modern football management works now. a lot of managers dont even attend the training session, mostly handled by the assistants
Why do they have to get another interim manager? I don't get it
Has he ever won anything?
>>115354444at least you get quads
>>115354444because they keep or sack the manager by whether he gets top 4 or not. since Ole screwed that up, they need to start fresh next season with a new manager
how will penaldo cope with this?slowly walking to the centerline on the defence wont fly with him as a coach
>>115354444carrick isn't experienced enough to take care united for the rest of the season. but united also don't want to make some manager permanent when he's not the manager they want. so they asked 5 available managers to take care for the rest of the season, so by next summer it makes it easier to hire their actual preferred manager.
imagine being carrick where the board doesn't trust you to keep the club up for 6 months
>>115354457I think United will settle for getting top 4 this season
>>115354484Scholes was right, Carrick is also responsible for Ole's fuck up, he also needs to go.
>>115354473he played under Pirlo last season, under a gegenpressing approach, and coped fine with it. people, including the so called "football experts" love to talk, but they don't watch football at all.
>>115354544yeah but you can't sack the manager and his entire coaching team at the same time without having a manager already lined up to takeover.
>>115354318it worked in Leipzig where he had to deal with 18 year old French blacks.
I heard he's known across Europe as the Bavarian (Steve) Bruce.
>>115354175lmaonow this would be absolute kino
>>115353824He's going to transform Man U and make them win the CL and EPL in the same season. I can feel it.
>>115354473he will be just fine and you will continue spouting nonsense
interesting. you know that united is beyond saving if they fire him though, Rangnick tells it like it is,
Lmao good luck
Mega football mind but he's in charge of a new team every single year like Freiburg (wut) and Lokomotiv (wut).I don't get it.
>>115353824We are simply the best people on this planet, we excel at everything.No wonder the Untermensch Brit needs our managers to win shit. Even with super billionaire backing they can't win shit. They need the Deutsche Mastermind.Thank god I'm born German.
>>115354862Almost your entire Population is made up of pathetic drooling retards. Throughout history youve been carried by a few remarkable characters who knew how to take advantage of your autistic retarded slave minds. You are by far the worst people to ever walk this planet and the allies should have nuked your asses into oblivion Untermensch
he is the one he will solve manure
>>115354931Einmal mit alles und scharf, bitte.
I just want to see some good football UnitedbrosIt's been 10 years...
shouldnt this guy take woodward position and not the manager position
Is he good or what? Will >we win the league?
it's only interim. so he can't change shit
>>115354974Probably making slight above minimum wage, arent you? But enjoy your alleged superiority
>>115354931>he said this while typing in English
>>115354987Woodward is leaving at end of season so yes he is taking his position then manure will find a proper manager after.
>>115355030He's been signed up for another two years as a 'consultant' with substantial control of development/transfer etc etc He can very clearly 'change shit'
>>1153550306 months + 2 years as kind of quasi DoF consultant apparently
>>115354444>I don’t get it
>>115355066Love how turks and arabs always point at their income, as if it was unusual for a german not to be an unemployed loser
>>115354931>Throughout history youve been carried by a few remarkable characters who knew how to take advantage of your autistic retarded slave mindsThis literally Krauts though mate.
>>115354860He probably want to improve those small team. Pure SOVL if ask me.
>some autistic german that i only heard of just right now>already makes some turks seethe and /sp/ proudbased. hopefully he will roast ed and glazers and tell them to FUCK OFF and clean this shit up and then fuck off too since he is bipolar as someone said in this thread. based germans once again.
What is his meme name so I can green text it when they lose to Chelsea at the weekend?
>>115353824Typical American owners decision. It's how all americans make business decisions.>I've heard the germans are the best coaches!>WE NEED to get a german coach ASAP!!
>>115355145He wont be in charge against Chelsea. But he is known as Burnout-Ralle here
I dont want manure to be good bros.
>>115354931whoopst0me to get the fuck out of the country you mong
>>115355145Burnout-Ralle (when he loses) or Rangel-Ralle (when he wins) workjust Ralle is fine as well tho
>>115355147yup, should've gotten the mighty Tedesco or Löw insteadthey truly fucked up this time
>>115353824In Germany Rangnick is both known as a tactical revolutionary in the 00's as well as a person who is obsessed with success, discipline and efficiency. He has the reputation of being a dictator but also being one of the most intelligent/capable coaches.He has influenced an entire generation of german coaches, most significantly though Julian Nagelsman, who's protegé he was.He moved back into a organizational role for Red Bull, due to suffering from a burn-out in the early 10's. But for a few years had brought himself back into the discussion for a coaching position. It was rumored that he almost became coach of Milan and apparently Schlacke 05 wanted him back but messed it up by talking in the public about their negotiations.If you ask me, he's exactly the kind of man ManU need
>>115353824RIP TSUUU. He popularized high energy pressing in the Bundesliga.
>german managerbros i'm worried... does this mean man united are BACK
This guy is the ultimate fraud, hyped up by all the leddit plebeiansAt least he's scamming Manure so that's good
Ralf Rangnick's work for RB clubs:Mukiele 16M€Werner 14M€Nkunku 13M€Haaland 8MMané 4M€Forsberg 3.7M€Upamecano 2,2M€Sabitzer 2M€Keita 1.5M€Poulsen 1.5M€Klostermann 1M€Haidara 800K€Szoboszlai 500K€Kimmich 500K€Demme 350K€Konaté FreeHe's an incredible talent evaluator
>>115354931Wallahi Bruder einmal mit alles Bruder mach noch bisschen Käse drauf ya abi?
>>115355030it's the first time in years I feel like they actually did sign someone who can change shit
>manager makes players runlmao imagine Martial right now
So is this guy good or a fraud? Opinions seem to be split on this so I can't tell. He's the German Bielsa or something but Bielsa himself is pretty shit (Leeds are going down) and in any case if Rangnick was any good why has been turning Lokomotiv Moscow into shit instead of doing well at a big club? Apparently he's a bit of a racist too, that should have automatically disqualified him from the job for being a dinosaur. Maybe he was once good like Mou but times change and now he's just a racist old grandpa who likes full control so he can put his pals into cushy positions at the club.>“Behind many players with an African background, and I’ve met a lot of them, there is a clan and sometimes a whole village, that lives from the help of one football player. And it’s the case that there are people behind Naby, that demand his transfer."Can you imagine any modern PL manager saying this? They'd be sacked immediately. HE won't last a month and he'll just tank the stock price further ffs.
>>115356384>Ragnick filters shiitters>lazy cunts like Penaldo leave>Sancho thrives again under german autism>Poch walks in over summer>Ragnick takes up consulting role to oversee decisions>woodward is btfo>new coaching staff>Murtough is cucked by Ragnick and PuchIs the premier league ready for Manure to become the centre of footballing autism?
>>115356868>"WHAT RUNNING MORE THAN 5K? FUCK THAT I WANT A TRANSFER"Anthony Martial, welcome to Juventus?
>>115357034>Poch walks in over summerAnd ruined.
>>115357094Poch needs a pure autist like Ragnick to bring in players. Hes had Tottenhams typical jewish spending and Leonardo being a retard to decide his players.
This move signals to me that he has been brought in to control signings and departures, and will manage in the interm, until the long term coach is found. He will then stay on as a talent director, etc
>>115357034Ronaldo isn't going anywhere until his two years are up.
>>115357212>ronaldo>pressingYeah thats not happening
>>115357128He's highly overrated for someone who achieved literally nothing.>but muh CL final with spermsPlayed like shit and lost.
>>115353913perfectly happy with that as long as you keep winning CL's for us
>>115357304The Glazers arent going to give up those CR7 dollars/euros/pounds for anyone.
>>115357329Yeah thats true, but its also spurs so what do you expect from a weakmind team. Also they signed no one the previous summer due to (((levy))).
>>115357371True but Ronaldo isnt going to start pressing anytime soon. Maybe he becomes a player/coach to come on and clutch matches.
>>115354314He turned down chelsea and accepted utd because they are offering him 2 years behind the scenes as their DOF after the first 6 months.
>>115354375What kind of nitwit are you that you cannot be arsed to read op image
>>115354376don't see why Ronaldo would get benched, it's not like he doesn't perform. he can't press but it's not a big deal, just build around him like Lukaku.
>>115353824As a lifelong Man Utd customer he was my first choice desu, so pretty happy overall.Biggest downside is that Ronaldo doesn't fit into his style at all, but hopefully they'll find way to make it work (maybe 9 outfield pressers and 1 floater?). Hopefully he manages to turf out Pogba too, the lazy shite
>>115356529That's what he'll do this season and next season. He's the best networker there is in football.
>>115353824he is ok, but they should've gone for Dinamo Moskow coach Sandro Schwarz, he did a phenomenal job and brought to light really promising players like Zakharyan, he reminds of Kloop a lot
>>115353824He bottled it in ruski league so I feel good as I fucking hate manure.
>>115353824He's won nothing and Manure fans are pretending they know everything about his career and 'philosophy'. Joke club, new arsenal
>>115362785>t.coping tottenham fan
>His sides have been noted for their pressing and high attacking output, as well as for popularizing zonal marking.Man U hate all of this stuff
>>115362916Nope, the city is blue you London dwelling manure virgin
>>115357006he's the best person they could've possibly signedand you can fuck right off with those faux racism claims jesus, you mutts are such a bore with that shit
>>115353913Apart from Pep, you know the guy who actually wins the league most of the time
>>115354987woodwards a glorified accountant mate
>>115354931Seething turkroach who can’t cope with German superiority.
>>115355066The fact that you are in Germany and not in your third world shit hole country is an indicator of how superior Germans are.
>>115357006>muh racismNot liking blacks is perfectly normal. No one is forced to like anyone.Not wanting to hire ngubus who are shit just for social media points isn’t racism.And that sentence he said is completely true. Reality isn’t racist. It’s just what it is. If you can’t cope with reality then that’s your problem.
>>115355030ole was interim too
>>115354102thats an impressive record.
>>115367052the champions league?
>>115354117Does this physically exhausting style of play demand highly sophisticated needles and "medication"?
rangnick is an autist but he really has a lot of knowledge about football. could work out really well for manure.
>>115371349a german is an autist?never heard of this before
>>115354376>>115359824Ronaldo can easily be given a role to cut out a passing line to one of the opposing team's CBs. Initiate the press, mark a CB and remove the passing lane and the rest can follow. Lingard would unironically do extremely well under Rangnick seeing as how Bruno pretends to press. The lazy Greenwood and Rashford will have to step up, Sancho has played in Germany so would probably be seen favourably by Rangnick. Marathon man Fred will probably improve a lot with actual coaching. I hope Rangnick drops fatboy Shaw for Telles
>>115354102>From Poopensharten to Manure