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also LAGARTO EUROPEU sub-edition

Primeira Liga

>1 - Porto
>2 - Sporting
>3 - Benfica
>4 - Estoril
>5 - Braga
>6 - Portimonense
>7 - Vitória
>8 - Gil Vicente
>9 - Tondela
>10 - Boavista
>11 - Paços de Ferreira
>12 - Arouca
>13 - Famalicão
>14 - Vizela
>15 - Moreirense
>16 - bs*d
>17 - Marítimo
>18 - Santa Clara

>26/11
Moreirense【2-1】Gil Vicente
>27/11
Famalicão【2-1】Portimonense
Arouca【2-1】Boavista
bs*d【2-1】Benfica
>28/11
Marítimo【2-1】Paços de Ferreira
Sporting【2-1】Tondela
Porto【2-1】Vitória
>29/11
Estoril【2-1】Santa Clara
>30/11
Braga【2-1】Vizela
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>>115351058
also note to the schizoes that grunhão belongs to /bant/ and no one cares about your seething/obsessions/shitposting
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>>115351058
also noticed i fucked up the results since they were supposed to have the time of match but you can ignore that kek
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What happened, the other thread was still up and running when I woke up!?
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>>115351178
jannies got mad
most likely due to schizoposting hence the note above
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>>115351058
What's the next big game lads?
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>>115351356
Sporting - benfica in 2 weeks
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>>115351403
You can call that game the Radiohead classic, because, just like Radiohead used to be, it will be On A Friday!
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>>115351418
I don't get it. But I've never listened to a radio head song before so maybe that's why.

>>115351403
>benficawinslol
>big game
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>>115344680
lurk more. i know very well what i am saying when i call that (((man))) boche, tripeiro and lampião you god damn seething retard
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>>115351430
clássicos are the biggest matches in this country and they're Portowinslol
the lisbon derby may be smaller but it's still a big event
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previous:
>>115341543
>>115341543
>>115341543
>>115341543
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every tugão poster is a unfinished abortion
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>>115351558
porto vs benfica is fairly even with like 10 games in favor of porto
sporting vs benfica is like 30~40 in favor of benfica

not even close
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Fernando Santos is an actual genius, who else can turn so many world class players into utter shit?
Also remember he still can't find a way to beat 3CBS'
3 games against 3 cbs 3L's

Imagine admitting you are this shit and still don't get sacked, Portugal is tinpot bros
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TUGAOBROS GIVE ME AN (YOU) WITH SOMETHING THIS FUCKER WOULD SAY
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>>115351842
>Na realidade apesar de nós perdermos 4-0 com o Gibraltar ainda não falhamos nenhum objetivo e por isso eu não vou sair, tenho plena confiança nas minhas abilidades e Portugal tem claramente tudo que é preciso para ser o melhor quarto colocado.
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>I must talk about Porto
>I’m gonna seeeeeeeeeeeeetheeee
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>PORTO PORTO PORTO
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>…
>Porto on my mind again
>Porto the club, Porto the city, Portistas, Tripeiros
>ALL I THINK ABOUT IS PORTO
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>…
>Porto…
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>>115351842
Perder aqui 5-0 ou ganhar 10-0 é na realidade a mesma coisa, nós ainda podemos nos apurar para o Mundial só temos de rezar 4 pais nossos 3 avé márias e meter 3 trincos
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>>115351842
If people think that we would qualify easily to the final stage of a competition those people are not right in the head.
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>>115351842
>Não falhei nenhum objetivo
>Na realidade...
>Ainda temos de aprender a defender contra 3 centrais
>Eu confio nas minhas capacidades
>Acho que fizemos uma segunda parte positiva
>Que equipa é que vem jogar a casa contra X e pensa em ganhar?
>Ganhar 5-0 ou empatar na realidade é a mesma coisa
>Que equipa é que vem a Lisboa e acha que vai ganhar á Sérvia
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>>115351874
>2nd easiest group
>World Class players in almost every position

But in all honesty might as well not even qualify for the WC, if we can't get 1st in the group we had wtf are we even gonna do at the WC? be humiliated again?
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>>115351842
>Pedro Gonçalves é portugues? Não acho que vá agregar muito á nossa equipa, nós precisamos é de jogadores como o Otávio,Matheus Nunes,William e Dyego Sousa
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>>115351842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RIBoOH2E_Q
*twitches neck
>EU AINDA NÃO FALHAI NENHUM OBJATIVO
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>>115351842
>Talvez a mensagem não tenha passado aos jogadores
>A "inserir seleção mediana aqui" é de facto uma equipa boa eu diria que tem até o mesmo nivel de talento de Portugal
>Temos de tar focados no proximo jogo, eu AINDA nao falhei nenhum objetivo
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>>115351940
>Jogar com 3 centrais é batota, na realidade
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>>115351918
Caralho, quando vejo isto, só me consigo contorcer todo.
Até fico com pena do velho, mas lembro-me que esse cabrão está nos sempre a encavar.
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>>115351842
Na realidade eu deveria ter jogado com 3 trincos na realidade foi por isso que não empatamos
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>>115351964
Vê a entrevista dele á TVI, é basicamente o jornalista a dizer-lhe para ele sair e que é antiquado e o Fernando Santos ainda em negaçao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdkN1F0wo4
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Lembrete diário que este >>115351842 "engenheiro" metia o william e danilo a jogar no europeu quando william nem sequer jogava.
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>>115351988
His latest interviews are so cringe, everyone calling him out on how shit he is and he's coping saying shit like
>heh but Portugal has qualified via playoffs many times
LMAO back when the team was literally just Braga shitters, he has world class players in every position but CDM and GK

NA REALIDADE VAI É CUMPRIR OS TEUS OBJETIVOS PARA UMA SELEÇÃO COMO O KAZAKISTÃO OU O IRAQ NA REALIDADE
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>>115351842
numa convocatória a 23 eu não convocaria o William
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>>115351842
>got william and danilo in my mind
>winning 10-0 or losing 10-0 is the same
>all i want is to hold danilo and william
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>>115351842
Na realidade os jogadores portugueses só jogam bem pelos clubes porque eu não estou lá porque se eu estivesse eles iam ser consistentemente maus em ambo clube e seleção
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>>115351989
sabes qual é significado de "diário"?
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record pt /internacional/paises/alemanha/borussia-dortmund/detalhe/marco-reus-apos-derrota-com-o-sporting-foi-uma-noite-de-merda
>"Nós até jogámos melhor do que o Sporting quando tivemos em inferioridade numérica. Eles não fizeram nada no jogo e ganharam 3-1. É difícil de aceitar isso"
Chupa fdp aziado
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>>115352118
Sim, algo que é todos os dias. Qual é o teu problema?
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Just watched on the news that Dortmund hooligans did a mess all over the city of Lisbon and no one stopped them?
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>>115352140
why would anyone stop them? the africans that populate lisbon have no allegiance or ties to the city
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Bom dia, gostaria de contratar o Sr. Rui Vitória
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>>115352209
O NOVO TREINADOR DO FLAMENGO É O SENHOR RUI VÍTORIA!
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>>115352140
>>115352178
>Were not obsessed with Lisbon I swear youre the ones obsessed with the north
Take meds leave the house touch grass have sex
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>>115352121
O objetivo do Dirtmundo é basicamente vender jogadores sobrevalorizados a preços altos.
Eu não tenho duvidas que o Pote faria 30+ golos na Bundesliga a brincar
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>>115351842
O NOVO TREINADOR DO FLAMENGO SENHOR FERNANDO SANTOS
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>>115352129
que não faz sentido dizer diário sem que o seja. diz antes, lembrete amigável
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>>115351842
>thinking about playing 3 cdm next game, playoffs are serious business, no chance we will play any kind of positive football
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>>115351842
>Temos de aprender a jogar contra uma linha de 5
>Na realidade eu ainda tecnicamente não falhei o meu objetivo que é levar Portugal ao Eu..Mundial do Mundo do Qatar
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>>115351842
Tbf I'd take a random brazilian coach from brasileirão over this dude
Also I'll take this moment to remind you that our 2 best results at the world cup were under brazilian coaches kek
the absolute state of portuguese boomer coaches
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>>115351842
Na realidade eu esqueci-me de rezar dois pais nossos antes do jogo e foi por isso na realidade que Portugal na realidade perdeu 5-0 contra a Eritreia sub15... mas eu ainda não falhei o meu objetivo que é apurar Portugal A para o mundial de sub15 do Iraq
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So, we all agree that even if Benfica goes through they kinda choked, right?
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>>115352353
THE NEW COACH OF THE PORTUGUESE NATIONAL TEAM IS O SENHOR RENATO GAUCHO!
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>>115352353
Otto Glória was our coach in 66?
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>>115352377
At least the players would play some futevolei,eat some churrasco and bang his daughter after the games
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>>115352390
i think it was Peyroteo
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>é isso ae galera vamo joga um futjivolei, comer uma picanha
>Crixxtxiano Ronaldo eu joguei mais que você
Based AF if u ask me
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>>115352416
nvm, it was 2 decades earlier
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>>115352416
He was dead by then
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>>115351842
>Uruguay? Belgium? Small countries like us but with immense talent, even more than us and of course Uruguay is an historic team with multiple world cups, whoever thinks that we should beat them is not right in the head
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>>115351842
Só há uma salvação para a seleção portuguesa, as cheerleaders da Bahia FC
Fernando Santos obrigado but, it's time to go
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>>115352437
Based Nando afraid of Dinosaurs
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>>115352427
i tought he was the one who launched eusebio
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>>115351842
>Sérvia? Ucrania? na realidade são seleçoes melhores que a nossa, como podem ver Portugal não tem nenhum jogador que se destaque em grandes liga, eu diria até mais perder 2-1 até foi um resultado positivo
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>>115352441
Why Bahia tho?
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>>115352456
Porque na realidade as cheerleaders da Bahia tem o que é preciso para levar Portugal ao mundial no Qatar na realidade.
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How come Bernardo gets to be a CM at City with Cancelo and Rúben Dias on defense, and on top of that autism Pep no DM’s, but not at the NT? Fucker made like hundreds of passes just yesterday and missed zero (0).
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>>115352475
Go Bay My Cum!
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>>115351842
GIVE ME STRENGHT GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME 10 MAN LUXEMBOURG OR I RETIRE
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>>115352479
Cancelo and Raphael Guerreiro are two less in our NT, they are not allowed to be offensive.
Also Bernardo has Rodri covering him up and Ederson on goalie, we have Poonilo,Shitlliam and Rui "I was good in a game in 2016" Pootricio on goal
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>Sim os nossos jogadores são bons mas a Sérvia tem o Milinkovic-Savic! QUE JOGA NA LAZIO!
Assinado: Pedro Pinto, amigalhaço do engenheiro, no canal da FPF.
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>>115352494
Literally all me (almost) larping. But keep posting it kek
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>>115352361
Filho da puta
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>>115352508
Imagine shilling a 2nd division player to justify our shitness, anyone right in the head would have sacked Nando after Euro 2020
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>>115352521
>wasting your time larping as ABS
sad
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>>115352508
This is more outlandish and outrageous than anything Sofia Oliveira has EVER said.
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>>115352508
channel 11 is only worth watching for the low-tier kinos that Liga 3 and CdP matches are
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>>115352508
Porque custa tanto admitir que nós perdemos porque somos treinados por um treinador ultrapassado?
NENHUM jogador da Sérvia (no papel digamos) seria titular na nossa seleção e MESMO assim fomos violados em casa por eles, com um golo marcado por um jogador do FULHAM
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para mim são as meninas de minas gerais e são paulo
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I have an idea for the FPF instead of even qualifying for the World Cup and Euros we should just make our own cup, let's call it the "enginheiro cup" we envite 7 countries ex:Sudan,San Marino,Palestine etc and we make a mundialito dos pobres na realidade
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>>115352531
Funny thing is he said just before that: “we have Rúben Neves, plays for Wolves…” as if Wolves was not the better team of the two. I swear these FPF fuckers are stuck in the 90’s.
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>>115352494
amazing how grunhão changes subject when they are aziated
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>>115352569
For me, it's a rapariga from Minas Gerais' Pão de Queijo, if you catch my drift
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>>115352571
Wolves is 6th in the best league itw and Lazio is 6th in Serie A
They are just coping, they don't want to admit we are shit because we lack a proper coach
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>>115352537
you just dont like her because she is a woman with good taste
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>sportingfags still partying like they won the league after beating a dortmund missing half their starting squad
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>>115352590
More like
>Haaland missing
You can't convince me those other teenagers they have are actually any good
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>>115351842
We just need to wait until Mou blows it at Roma, then this fag will be gone for sure
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>>115352600
You can't even convince me Haaland is good, tbqfrank
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>drampiões still seething because they will not go trough

at least you have liga europa and you will get to see the national champion win the champions league. try not to embarass us in europe's second division
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>>115352441
fortaleza has better cheerleaders
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>>115352570
>we should just make our own cup
believe it or not, it already happened, kinda
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>>115352632
small groups of three were peak comfy for a small tournament like this
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>>115352600
>thorgan hazard
>hummels
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>Haaland
>good
he's a stat padder made of glass
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>>115352650
Did Witsel play?
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>>115352623
Nice of you to match your best result ever in the champions league by going through the group stage in second. Just last season Porto was in the last 8 and we’re going through this season again. Now cope and seethe.
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>>115352659
yes but was subbed out at 66
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>>115352670
Don't matter, if he played the whole first part, then Dirtmund has no excuse.
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PRESENTING THE BRAND NEW SUPER LEAGUE
"THE ENGENHEIRO LEAGUE"

PORTUGAL WILL WITHDRAW FROM THE WORLD CUP AND EUROS FOR THIS NEW AND EXCITING COMPETITION THAT IS SPONSORED BY JORGE MENDES AND FPF
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>>115352682
>it doesn't matter that 4 of dortmund's most important attacking players were missing in a game they needed to win
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>>115352700
Ronaldo already aproved and is excited to play such though opposition he said
>Não eu não procuro recordes, eles é que me procuram a mim
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>>115352700
>ties against Anguilla
>"URM Na realidade Anguilla é uma seleção com jogadores de enorme talento, mas acho que foi um resultado positivo, agora é pensar no próximo jogo contra a Somalia
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fb grunho bros...
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Vocês devem querer outro Carlos Queiroz.
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>>115352726
>Ngubu sounds like a real person and actually has a brain which he uses
See, resident Bantu? This can be you if you work for it.
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>>115352661
you mean the season you won 0 and even the team who would take 5 or 6 from an 11 player squad enrabated you and won more titles? or does passing the group stages count as a title? i dont remember them giving us that trophy yet, maybe they forgot
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>>115352732
CQ has a better record at the World Cup than Nando Santos non ironically, with a team filled with Braguilha shitters he tied against Brazil and lost against the world champions that year 1-0
Nando ties against,Iran,ties against Spain,loses against Uruguay and gets dominated by Morocco
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>>115352725
True, they might give us a hard time too. Maybe it’s time to play Palhinha-William with Danilo behind them acting as cover for both the midfield and the defense.
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dortumund é melhor que a juve e o barcelona. chupem seus cães
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>>115352700
>Na realidade Timor-Leste é uma equipa que joga sempre para ganhar, claro que nos iam causar problemas
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>>115352732
even Paulo Bento would be better than FS
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>>115352759
>WE’RE THROUGH FUCK YOU WE’RE THE BEST! Ahahah actually if you don’t win the competition it doesn’t mean shit
Kek retard
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>>115352700
>"a 0-0 tie against New Caledonia or winning 5-0 would be the same"
>>
Portugal
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>>115352797
>>115352700
WATCH OUR NEW LEAGUE
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>>115352726
what else could you expect from from white trash that still use faceboomer
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>>115352700
>Na realidade nós não somos favoritos para ganhar, eu diria que somos candidatos e na realidade Timor Leste e Somália tem seleçoes recheadas de craques, vai ser um torneio muito dificil para Portugal
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>>115352726
>Oi? Já começou o Girabola?
Based
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>>115352726
>Benfica page
i bet those retards salivate at the thought of Eusébio and Mantorras
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>>115352826
>Não há favoritos. Equipas muito equilibradas. Não vejo aqui ninguém que se destaque, tudo muito equilibrado. Vai ser difícil.
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>>115352869
>Benfica
Vieira*
Hugo Gil is one of the most prominent Vieira bots along with Ana Seabra
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>>115352700
He would find a way to fuck up
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what's the likelihood of João Noronha Lopes becoming Benfica president?
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>>115353158
10%
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>>115351658
we're talking about recent times, not all time
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>>115352547
this
and the Cândido Costa interview
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RUA RUI COSTA
O BENFICA É DO VIEIRA
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amazing how Sporting finally finds success in Portugal and Europe now that VAR is a thing
I wonder why that is, surely it's a just a coincidence
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>>115352786
im not happy for going through, i am happy because we are going to win it. only dumbasses like tripeiros feel happy about self granted participation prizes while mocking benfica for lost finals
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https://twitter.com/boavistaoficial/status/1463838102707965956
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>>115353506
var has existed for 4 years
and Porto has done and won the most in that time
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>>115353946
factually wrong
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>>115354043
>counting supercups and piss cups as major titles
pathetic
bring in muhdalidades and pic related while you're at it
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>>115354043
you forgot the quarter finals participation award for porto
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>>115354043
>>115354159
also, benfica hasnt won the cup since 2017
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>>115354159
>piss cups
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>>115354224
yes
cope
will only satisfy myself with major accomplishments
and you'd trade all and any of those worthless cups for another league titles in the next 20 years
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>>115354261
nice huff of the copium friend
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lembre-te diário que o porto nunca ganhou a Taça da Liga
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>>115354268
>Sérgio said something so you have to feel the same way too
peak retarded take
focus on winning another 3 then, i'm sure it's made up for all the lack of league titles
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>>115354463
lembrete que o sporting nunca foi nem será campeão europeu
lembrete que só nesta última época ultrapassaram o Boavista em campeonatos no século XXI
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>>115354519
lembrete que o porco não ganha nada sem ajudas dos árbitros
lembrete que o porco é uma nação de putas e corrupção
lembrete que o porco está a ser investigado por crimes desportivos
lembrete que o porco vai para a liga europa no maximo
lembrete que o Sporting ganhou ao Dortmund e passou à fase seguinte da champions
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>>115354587
>gets btfo so spergs out
every time with you moors
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>>115354587
a verdade custa assim tanto lmao?
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>>115354159
>t. levated in the peida from liverpool and didnt qualify to the champions league

hah, get fucked you son of a whore
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>>115354623
we dont try to downplay our losses and we are qualified for the cl, you brainlet
also no your brother
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sportingbros...
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>>115354677
humm, sweetie. you are lucky if you go to europa league this season
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what is he thinking right now /tugão/?
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Ronaldo must putate his eyes in sporting, if he wants to win another champions league it wont be in united
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Ferdinand Saints, please pressure FPF to give him the Portuguese citizenship, I'm sure the kid would be of great value to Seleção
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>>115354762
thinking on how much i want sporting to catch inter de milão and afterwards manchester united.
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>>115354810
Why are people talking about FS? Pote was injured, he couldn't be called up.
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>>115354925
he was fit for the Euro
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>>115354925
>called for Euro 2020(1)
>zero minutes
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>>115354954
ok so? we had better options
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>>115354963
Rafa Silva? Bernardo Silva (as a right winger) or Bruno Fernandes in a shitty form?
Pote deserved at least a couple of minutes
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>>115351842
>Jogar bem, jogar mal, vocês vejo-vos muito a falar disso na imprensa, mas o que é que é isso mesmo? Se a Sérvia é uma grande equipa? É. Se nós somos uma boa equipa? Somos. Agora não podemos estar é a pensar que vamos ganhar os jogos todos. Agora se me perguntam se vamos estar no Mundial? Não tenho dúvidas.
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>>115354963
we know
>Palhinha - 122 minutes
>André Silva - 39 minutes
>Ségio Oliveira - 16 minutes
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>>115355021
O que estes cromos querem que ele faça, que fique a pressionar 90 minutos e driblar desnecessariamente?
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>>115355199
sim
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>>115355218
Não aguento mais o meme de gegenpress
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>>115355021
This guy probably wanted Paulinho to score goals instead lmao
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>>115351058
Boa tarde genti! Cadê o meu porto EVROPEU? Vocêis sabem para ondi eli foi?
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>>115354759
we'll go to the quarters again
just try to better your record of 12-1 in this, your 2nd cl ro16 appearance ever
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nobody is safe
everyone is involved
nuke the whole league
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>>115355547
>your 2nd cl ro16 appearance ever
incorrect
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>I must talk about Porto
>I’m gonna seeeeeeeeeeeeetheeee
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>PORTO PORTO PORTO
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>…
>Porto on my mind again
>Porto the club, Porto the city, Portistas, Tripeiros…
>ALL I THINK ABOUT IS PORTO
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>…
>Porto…
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porquistas be like oink oink lmao
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boifiquistas be like moo moo roflmao
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>>115355606
you´d think it would be funny if you kept posting the same schizo shit but boy how wrong were you
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>>115355595
why would you even bother with that? just make fun of them while they are still in denial as it is funnier that way
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>>115355644
>>115355665
porquistas and boifiquistas are stupid farm animals, meanwhile Sporting is a brave Lion, literally the king of all wild animals
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>FC Porto vs Benfica in the Portuguese Cup
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>>115355765
imagine the smell
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guess who's back
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>>115355765
>fpf back to rigging the cup to ensure a small teams in the final
kino's back on the menu, lads
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>>115355746
>lizard
>better than a dragon
>or even a chicken
ffs what made them like this?
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1/8 final draw
>FC Porto x Benfica
>Leça x Paredes
>Tondela x Estoril
>Rio Ave x bs*d
>Casa Pia x Sporting
>Vizela x SC Braga
>Mafra x Moreirense
>Famalicão x Portimonense
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>>115355824
>>oink
>>oink oink oink oink
>>oink oink oink oink
>oink oink oink oink oink oink?
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>>115355595
>doesnt post cl
ok fair enough, it is still the same competition despite format change
>best ever performance in european cup was a quarters elimination vs real sociedad
>he thinks this is something to brag about
absolute state of lagartixas
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And tomorrow is the beginning of the end of Nandogal, digits confirm we will be in the same tie as Italy
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>>115355861
roll
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>>115355859
>brag
I was not bragging friend, I was correcting you
it was never claimed Sporting was better in Europe than Porto or Benfica (or Boavista, for that matter, they reached a semi)
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>>115355835
>>Leça x Paredes
Based and soulful
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>>115355851
anyone understand moorish?
while the fuckers were responding in portuguese and english i could understand, but not like this
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>>115355861
Don't even need to be Italy, can just be Ukraine, we are Nandos FC, he literally admited he can't beat a back 5 formation
Anyways by January of 2023 Nando won't be in charge anymore
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>>115351058
Isopor > Esferovite
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>>115355998
Quod?
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>>115355895
i said cl specifically, i was well aware of that european cup tie
but nonetheless i gave you reason on that and wont again make a distinction out of the 2
and since when have Boavista made a cl semis?
best they did was a cl 2nd gs and el semis
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>>115355970
>Sporting will not last until Christmas
>Sporting will not win the Allianz Cup
>Sporting will not win the league
>Sporting will not make get a single point in CL
>Sporting will not be able to play all competitions and keep up with the first place
>Sporting will not qualify to the KO stage of CL
[YOU ARE HERE]
>Sporting will not be able to reach the CL final
>Sporting will not win the league again
>Sporting will not begin an unstoppable decade of success
>Sporting will not break me mentally
>Sporting will not make me transition
>Sporting will not make me change my name to Sofia
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>>115356031
i have no idea how i remembered it as CL and not EL
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>>115355835
hard to choose a better draw than this
god i love the SOVL that is the festa da taça
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>>115356117
more like Ana or Maria. i think these names are more common in the north, but i can´t speak for that God forsaken land haunted by their estádio do putedo
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>>115355835
>>FC Porto x Benfica
cringe
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>>115356283
you'll never be a woman or a big club, lagartixa avec
stop seething about better clubs and cities just because yours are trash
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what you guys doing right now?
I'm reading tugão posts
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SEUS BOIS DO CARALHO. EU NÃO VOS DISSE QUE QUERIA IR AO JAMOR? IDE TOMAR A PUTA DA VACINA OU ARRANJEM UMA VALETA POR ONDE MORRER CARALHO.
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>>115182202
já agora, toma lá seu panasca. chupa.
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>>115356880
ayyy lmao
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>>115356746
89% of people have the vaccine retard, it just doesn't work
it's literal placebo
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>Braga
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>>115357008
just take the vaxx and get excited for next vaxx
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>braguilha
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>BRA
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i like braga, it was my grandfather´s club, also they give us players, cups and 6 points every year
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>>115352140
yup, they even ganged up to beat up some police officers. like hundreds of dortmund supporters spreading the mayhem over the whole city and no one tried to stop them. cops only arrested like 6 guys. crazy stuff
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A CULPA É DO BENFICA, DO VIEIRA, DO PS, DO RONALDO, DOS NÃO VACINADOS, DOS LISBOETAS, DO VENTURA, DO SALAZAR, DO FERNANDO SANTOS E DO PSD
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>115357776
ouch
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mija-te land bros we got too cocky..
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>take the jab
>still need to provide a negative test to watch live footy
all along, coovid was an experiment for population control
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>>115358239
i will not put anything up my nose.
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>>115357680
>arrested
not anymore, sweaty
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those pigs probably deserved it. by pigs i mean the cops. they always start shit with football fans
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>>115358330
>libertados e notificados para comparecer em tribunal em 9 de dezembro, disse esta esta quinta-feira à Lusa fonte da PSP
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>>115358379
*goes back to germany*
heh, nothin personnel courts
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>>115358293
Which one?
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>>115358400
Richard
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>>115358434
w2c that painting???
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is Andre Ventura the new Salazar?
y/n
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>>115355678
>I must talk about Porto
>I’m gonna seeeeeeeeeeeeetheeee
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>PORTO PORTO PORTO
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>…
>Porto on my mind again
>Porto the club, Porto the city, Portistas, Tripeiros…
>ALL I THINK ABOUT IS PORTO
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>…
>Porto…
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>>115358600
Nop. Salazar was an incel, aventura is just a chud
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>>115356615
Tocou-te na ferida porco do caralho? Vai mas é vender droga e pára de merdapostar todo o dia
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>braga
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Since I took the jab that I’ve been having enxaquecas com aura. Surely it is a coincidence, r-right?
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>>115359049
>quecas com aura
wtf i want the jab now
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was that seferopino?
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>>115359193
his danish cousin, yeah
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they want to kill braguilha
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Bragabros...
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Braga, Benfica and Porto will all play qualification at home in the last match day. it can all go very wrong, or very well
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>see Galeno goal
>be reminded of how sad i still am that we let him go
>see Leite penalty
>be reminded of how happy i still am that we let him go
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>4 minutes from penalty foul to goal being scored
>ref only gives 1 minute and half on top of that
injury time is a joke, just adopt a similar approach to futsal or rugby already
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imagine if that had happened to porco, caoceicao would have a cardiac arrest of rage
But boifiquistas would blame seferovic and sperdinguistas would blame BdC
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is it over for Diogo Milk? not even fit for Braga
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>>115360207
Yes
I openly admit he is a fraud and I was wrong in rating him.
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>>115359049
its working. and if your heart starts feeling strange it means you're now fully protected against the coof
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>>115353158
Now? Zero. The time has passed. It was a once in a lifetime candidate.
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>porto vs benfica in the cup
warm ball bros...?
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>braguilha is very likely going to Conference
when will they learn
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braga europeu
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it's over carvalhal bros

next stop - the national team
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>>115362215
You know, Pinto da Costa predicted this...
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>>115362348
engineer, please stop posting on the 4chins and go scout some players, i beg you
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>>115360524
Don’t say that because I felt some chest pain, but I think it was because of working out again after some weeks stopped
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Fucking braguilha. Even sperding qualified in the CL
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>>115352808
I bet you’d never say “black trash”.
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>>115354587
Lembrete que Lisboa é uma terriola de pretos e paneleiros.
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>>115358952 #
Why do you lisbonite homosexuals think that drug dealing in Porto is much worse than in Lisbon? Never understood why you try to “throw” that one at us.
It’s in Lisbon that tourists get constantly harassed by gypsies and niggers to buy “drugs”.
You can walk the entire day in downtown Porto and not be harassed by “drug” dealers not even once. In Lisbon however..
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>>115352726 #
Based.
I totally agree with them. It really is disgusting to see a black on tv. Other than football matches I don’t tolerate that crap. I always change the channel when a nog appears. Be it some program, an ad, a movie, etc.
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cringe faggot jannies started cleaning up the thread again. kill yourselves faggots.
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>Festa da taça
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https://streamable.com/avflqi
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>>115366719
is this from when we beat them?
where can i see the full film?
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>>115367527
on amazon prime. juventus: all or nothing
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>>115358952
no, but i certainly touched a nerve on you kek
which was it?
i'm betting it's because you live in some landfill, perpetually jealous of the Antiga, Mui Nobre, Sempre Leal, e Invicta, Cidade do Porto
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>>115367775
>the replies
holy kek, that nigga is getting a beating
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>>115367597
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>115367597
>>115367948
>samefagging this hard
Kek!
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>>115368058
could screenshot it, but since you're a major schizo you'd say it was edited so just stick to your tears lmao
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>>115367554
just saw it
we made Ronaldo cry
kek
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https://twitter.com/TheLibertadores/status/1463643599975895040

interview with abelão
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FORSSA BENFICA!
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>>115370394
I like him a lot now after watching that interview.
seems like a great guy.
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>>115352964
A CULPA É DO VIEIRA!
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falou e disse
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I sold the SAD, but i stole no club
I sold the SAD, but i stole no club
All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the owning money to the banks
For the life savings of a country, but I say
I sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeu
I sold the SAD, and they say it is a capital offense
Agent João Peixoto always hated me
For what I don't know
Every time that I lay a brick
He said, "Kill it before it grows"
He said, "Kill it before it grows", I say
I sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeu
I sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeu
Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town
All of a sudden I see agent João Peixoto
Aiming to shoot me down
So I ran, I ran to my private plane, I say
I sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeu
I sold the SAD, but i swear it wasfor a benfica europeu
Reflexes got the better of me
And what is to be must be
Every day the bucket goes to the well
But one day the bottom will drop out
Yes, one day the bottom will drop out, but I say
I sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeu
I sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeu
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>>115366087
The memes are fucking true, I spent 3 days in Lisbon the summer before covid started and I was approached 12 times (yes I counted, they were different gypsies too)
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>>115367775
>it's bad luck to be drawn a rival
Absolute state of these fans
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>>115375819
that's because you look like a tourist. try to look/act like a local, you won't be bothered
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last time i was in são bento some guna tried to sell me weed. thankfully o alredy had, he came and asked if he had bothered me. cool guna.
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>>115375819
It's true, check this out
https://youtu.be/qr5jQpO8JZw?t=2493

from 41:30 to 47:40
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>>115375896
it's a big touristy city, those cities always have rip off artists. don't make eye contact with people you don't know; if someone tries to approach you, look down and pretend you don't know them (because you don't). just act like a normal person in a big city, instead of like you're still in the province. you won't be bothered.
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>>115366087
I spent a weekend with my gf in Lisbon. I was approached 3 times to buy “drugs”. First in the middle of the street, while walking, second while I had dinner outside in a restaurant and third in the middle of the street again in rua cor de rosa. This NEVER happened to me in Porto. Never.
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>>115375948
i bet you go out very often
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>>115375964
Kek, nice one. Not as often as I did when I was in uni but I still go out with some friends in the weekends.
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>>115375944
I've been to a lot of big cities all over Europe and I've never been bothered by drug dealers as much as in Lisbon.
For example in Berlin (lived there for 6 months) most drug dealers are blacks or arabs and their modus operandi is completely different, they just point to you to see if you're interested, and if you don't make eye contact they won't bother you. In Lisbon they are mostly gypsies or some kind of weird arabs and they can get really pushy. Police needs to do something about this, it's destroying the reputation of the town
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>>115376027
they're con artists, not drug dealers. drug dealers don't approach you.
Police has more stuff to do than dealing with street con artists, like real crime. don't give money to strangers if you don't want to be ripped off, you're not in the province anymore.

it's as simple as that.
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>>115376027
Lisbon has a problem with that, especially fake drug dealers. It’s common knowledge. Ironic that the retards here talk about drugs in Porto when Porto doesn’t have that problem and Lisbon does. Not surprising though, they don’t leave their moms basement this lisbonites.
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>>115366719
KWAB
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>>115376027
you should see the algerians in france. they make a wheel around you asking if you want haxixe or coke while scratching themselves
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>>115376059
you must be some special kind of stupid if you actually believe porto isnt another dumpster. the only thing that changes is that instead of mitras they are all gunas. but believe in what you want and keep burying your head in sand

and no filthy piece of shit janny, this isnt off topic because we all known claques are the main suppliers of drugs
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>>115376200
>Lisbon is great, Porto is shit
>Ok Lisbon is shit but Porto is shit too
Ayy lmao
Btw have you ever been to Porto?
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>>115376200
I can literally walk a day through Porto, go to Virtudes and Morro and NOT be offered drugs. If you don’t believe me try it yourself.
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>>115376233
i have been to every place except for açores, my hometown is as close to braga as it is to porto. stop being such a whinny defensive faggot and do what is your right as a tripeiro and demand from rui moreira that he fixes the city. its disgusting to go there every year see that they havent fixed the hobbo issue, being harassed by dealers and watching buildings and abandoned factories everywhere

t. avec
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>>115376260
for fuck sake dude, the very moment i stepped away from sao bento earlier this month i was offered drugs. went to mc donalds and some (((diabetic))) (((lady))) showed up begging me for food
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>>115376293
>>115376319
>avec
Post disregarded
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>>115376344
suit yourself. dont come crying and seething like a little kid when i come back here just to blatantly shitpost
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>>115376293
>jesuíta avec having the nerve to call any other city shit
lmao
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>>115376644
Really ironic. Again. I guess it’s their personality, being ironic.
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>>115376875
>Italy
>Portugal
>Ukraine
>Poland
If we get this pairing it's 0% chances of going to the world cup

Anyways If Italy or Ukraine is in the same group as us it's over
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>>115376875
calculatorbros i don't feel so good
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>>115376825
>we dont need to be good, just better than others
the absolute state of tripeiro mentality
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are scientists the priests of the 21st century?
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>>115377082
>we don't need to be good, since Porto is shit
the absolute state of jesuíta mentality
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>>115376886
poland wont qualify
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>>115376260
Morro is in Gaia
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>>115377310
Poland plays against us and Lewa scores a brace
screencapping this just in case
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>>115377337
People that are not from Porto consider Gaia to be part of Porto, it's pathetic
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>avec/moor seething at Porto's greatness again, so he makes shit up nonstop
everytime with this cunt
think about your town/city for a change
maybe if you had you wouldn't have deserted
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>>115377082
Hmmm sweety, actually being able to be in a city in places where there are people smoking their undignified drugs and not being offered to buy drugs is actually very good. Comfy city. Unlike lixoboa whereI can’t have dinner with my gf outside without being bothered 200x to buy “drugs”. Now stay mad.
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>>115377346
doubt they even make the final, no matter who they play
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>>115377374
Poland is not seeded, which means they can play against us in the first round
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>>115366087
I once bought hash from a dealer near the 77 café. He was teh best dealer fo all time, me and my friend had gone to Porto to spend a couple of days, because a friend of ours was going to become a father. It was sunday night, we didn't had too much money left after partying hard the days before, so we start talking with this dude in his 50's who asked for a lighter, and then we mentioned we were looking for things to smoke, so he introduced us to the dealer. We said to the dealer we wanted 10€ and he told us, that he only had shit poorly cuted with him, but if we waited a while, he would have a really nice looking 10€ hash bars to sell us.
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>>115377362
To be fair, if I lived in Santo Tirso, or Trofa, or Famalicão, or Vizela, or one of those places. I'd become an avec as well
>>
you all like to shit on Lisbon but Lisbon has plenty of nice things, such as
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>>115377378
i thought we could get italy as well
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>>115377381
Here comes the retard that says that Penafiel IS IN Porto.
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Uma vez ia eu num comboio, o último daquela noite, quando na antepenúltima paragem praticamente todos os passageiros saem do comboio (pouca gente seguia para as duas últimas), excepto eu e mais uma pessoa. Essa outra pessoa era nem mais nem menos que o Jorge Jesus.

Eu, como grande memer que sou, tentei tirar uma foto à socapa, para depois meter uma caption a dizer "ESTE COMBOIO ESTÁ ENGARSADE", "O BILHETE CUSTOU PINERS" ou qualquer merda do género, mas ele topou-me, fez-me sinal para baixar o telemóvel e chamou-me para ir ao pé dele.

Mal acabo de me sentar, ele declama de forma ininterrupta e com uma eloquência e dicção perfeitas - como eu nunca vi na vida - os 10 primeiros poemas da Mensagem de Fernando Pessoa. Sem cábula: sabia-os de cor. E declamados com uma alma, uma força, que até se me eriçaram os pêlos do braço, e não sou nada gajo de me emocionar.

Nisto o comboio pára, ele levanta-se e antes de sair diz: Podes contar a quem quiseres, nunca ninguém vai acarditar (forçou esta pronunciação com ar extremamente irónico) em ti.

Ainda hoje, não percebo bem o que se passou.
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>>115377381
Santo Tirso is comfy as fuck if you are into rural towns
Now Trofa, that's a shithole
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>>115377389
What? No.
I was saying that the avec was saying shit at Porto, while he comes from some shitty place like the ones I described, and that is why he left for France. I was agreeing with you.
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>>115377379
77 is where I start my nights, shots and minis. Then Piolho and Galerias.
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>>115377378
i know
just saying that no matter the seeded team they get i dont see them winning
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>>115377421
for me it's Via Rápida (former Tomate)
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>>115377413
It’s just because the avec has said that he lived in Porto and it was shit. Therefore he had to live in one of the cities that belong to the district, not Porto. But who knows? He makes shit up as he goes along just to fit his narrative and work his mental gymnastics.
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>>115377381
Santo Tirso and Vizela aren't bad places
Trofa however is one of the biggest shitholes in the North
can't say much about Famalicão though, don't know it very well
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>>115377389
how do you even reach that conclusion from what he said?
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>>115377433
>going to VR
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>>115377435
god damn you really are dumb. never said i lived in porto
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>>115377433
I used to go there when I was a student. Academic parties there were wild.
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>>115377488
It’s not you, retard. It’s the other avec. Lurk more, faggot.
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>>115377461
i don't get it
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>>115377507
the avec tripeiro portista?
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>>115377518
No, the other one. The sperdinguista.
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>>115377518
there isnt one of those here
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there's no "avec tripeiro portista", it was one pol guy using a VPN
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>>115377534
you really have no awareness of who you are speaking to even tough i told it quite clearly
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>>115377548
There is one lagarto though.
>>115377549
Just lurk more, novofagote.
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>>115377544
>>115377548
there used to be before i came to france. im posting with mobile data
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>>115377424
even >us?
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>>115377578
oh, that guy. he didn't post regularly at all
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>>115377606
yes
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>>115377578
unless you mean the one in belgium with rage issues i dont recall any other one
also this >>115377617
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>>115370394
wtf he's in the final again?
how come nobody in the press is talking about it but made such a party when JJ won
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>>115377726
Why do you think?
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>>115377729
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I lived everywhere in the country except in the north, Porto region/Minho. the times I was there, I found it certainly appealing. People are very friendly, and engaging, sometimes for no reason at all. The driving is maddening. No respect for priorities, "first guy to get there has the priority", all that shit. I was shocked with my friend's driving, particularly because he drives very differently down south. "This is Porto, this is how people drive around here", alright then
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>>115377726
you're just now realizing that the media has an agenda and is not truthful and impartial as it should be?
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>>115377509
kys atheist scum
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>>115377762
this is the 2nd time i've heard this here and it's a stereotype i really dont understand
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>>115377745
>>115377772
of course i wasn't, it was precisely to provoke a reaction to point it out
it was clearly a washing of his reputation so he could come back to Benfica as a "hero", complete with a fake reception by "fans"
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>>115377788
the driving? I swear it's true. it was a long time ago, maybe now it has changed a bit
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>>115377762
I had the same experience driving in Lisbon, Cascais more precisely, in the center of Lisbon I had no problems.
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>>115377817
Sometimes people can be a little bit retarded in roundabouts. It’s funny, I see a pattern of retarded, Porto and roundabouts.
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>>115377817
i really don't see it sorry
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>>115377844
kek
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Out of topic question, but how does Fernando Santos manage to be so bad?
I mean, most of those players have played together, he could just put a slighty offensive 11 and tell them to do what they want, I'd say it would be more effective than his "tactics"
He could just opt to mash Wolves and the Manchesters and he'd have an 11 thats more or less used to play together
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>>115376875
Please let us draw a shitter so everyone thinks we've got this and then implode
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>>115377964
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>>115377979
Warmballs again, Cristiano has too much marketing value to be out of the WC, they will give us the weakest teams
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>>115378005
They had already given us the 2nd weakest qualifying group which we managed to screw up
We are actually so bad that Ireland outplayed us those 2 games, that's how bad we are, even if we go to the WC we will be out by the GS
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>>115378016
And if we qualify we won't be in Pot 1 because Nando has fucked our rating and it's Qatar + the top 7 ranked teams in the COCA COLA ranking
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>>115378016
I'd rather sacrifice the world cup and get a new manager. he won't get fired unless we fail to qualify
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>>115377995
replace Fernandes with Pote and then swap Silva with Pote
swap Pereira with Cancelo and replace Pereira with someone else
replace Neves or Moutinho with Sanches
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>>115377995
>guerreiro as a midfielder
Retard
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>>115378025
Let's pretend these are the 32 qualified teams for the WC

POT1
>Qatar
>Belgium
>Brazil
>France
>England
>Argentina
>Italy
>Spain
POT2
>Portugal
>Denmark
>Netherlands
>Germany
>USA
>Switzerland
>Mexico
>Croatia
POT3
>Colombia
>Uruguay
>Sweden
>Senegal
>Iran
>Serbia
>Japan
>Morocco
POT4
>Algeria
>Korea
>Australia
>Nigeria
>Canada
>Egypt
>Ecuador
>Saudi Arabia


Tell me a group, JUST ONE where you could legit say
>Portugal will be 1st
I really can't think of one, that's how shit we are
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>>115377964
he was bad in porto and sporting before being bad for the national team
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>>115378127
>Qatar
>Portugal
>Japan
>Australia

Literally the only possible group where we could end up in 1st place.
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>>115378077
guerreiro as a left winger. dumbass
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>>115378127
We are fucked, even if we were in group 1, we are so bad, and I mean so bad that I legit think if
>France
>Portugal
>Serbia
>Ecuador

We would be last place with 0-2 points
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>>115378143
Even worse. Kys
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>>115378162
not even me who made the suggestion, kek. why the fuck wouldnt he do a good job when he is an outstading attacker?
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>>115378127
>avoid Germany
profit?
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>>115378127
Fouda-se onde tá a Lituania e Luxemburgo?
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>>115378127
>Qatar
>Senegal
>Straya
best I can do for now

>>115378140
I think Japan can't be drawn in the same group as Qatar. Same confederation.
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>>115378283
Actually replace Straya with Canada. Aussies are part of the asian confederation.
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>>115378200
Because he is a left back. How hard is it to understand that?
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>>115378283
>Senegal
Would beat us lmao, they have good players + our manlet midfielder would be torn apart
We can't even beat Ireland
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>>115378127
>Qatar
>Senegal
>Canada
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>>115378127
>Qatar
>Portugal
>Morocco(because Japana isn't drawble with Qatar)
>Saudi Arabia

And we could still finish 2nd here below Morocco.

Damn how are we so bad with so many good players?
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>>115378127
Hahahhah even if we qualify we are out in the GS or Rof16, why can't Fernando just quit?
Does he think we are so bad that qualifying for a world cup is an objective?
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>>115378302
He's not, he plays there ocasionally as a last resort. He is a winger and that's where he plays for Dortmund
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>>115378361
let the dumbass figure it out on his own. he must think that players can only do one task and that wingers and left/right defenders are very diferent
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>>115378361
>>115378399
I put Guerreiro and Cancelo in the left-side to balance the defence a bit
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>>115378127
Quem pensa que vai jogar no deserto contra qualquer uma destas equipas e não vai perder não está bom da cabeça
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>>115378428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmAuXjy70-4
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QUEM PENSA QUE EU GANHEI AQUELES CAMPEONATOS PELO PORTO SOZINHO NAO ESTA BOM DA CABEÇA
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>>115378428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RIBoOH2E_Q
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>>115378449
why does he curse so much?
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>>115378475
zoomers can't talk without swearing and saying "tipo" every 2 seconds
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>>115378361
Do you even watch football, let alone Dortmund?
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>>115377762
Wagies need to get to their cagies
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>>115378461
Ups, CMTV made a typo right there!
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>n-no you see guerreiro needs to play at LB because that's where he plays most of the time at his club! His actual best position doesn't matter!
>Cancelo? H-he plays at left back at man city? t-that doesn't matter because he played rb 10 years ago so that's where he'll play at the nt, yeah!
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>covid? yeah we'll be back to normal in 1-2 years, no worries
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Scolari had a better team with the backbone of a Champions League winning side Porto and couldn’t win a trophy, he bottled a EURO at home. Let’s not act like Fernando Santos is not our greatest manager ever and he’s not qualified to be in charge.
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>>115378609
>Guerreiro best position is where I say it is and the rest of the people, most importantly his managers, don’t know shit
You should kill yourself unironically
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>>115378647
>Scolari had a better team with the backbone of a Champions League winning side Porto and couldn’t win a trophy, he bottled a EURO at home.
Problem is he didn't give two shits to them.
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>>115378609
Cancelo plays on the left because of Kyle Walker, don’t be obtuse.
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>>115378609
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Happy late 25th of November bros!
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>>115378657
but his managers play him on the midfield too
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chuds won
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>>115378710
>b-but he played here this ONE time
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Qmd comer um cozido com uma grande dose de chouriça preta
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>>115378824
tens fome? come um ome
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>>115378634
No not the super mutant ninja coof
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>>115378824
Qmd comer um cuzinho com a minha grande chouriça preta
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>>115378880
>preta
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>115378647
True but let's not forget our best 2 world cup campaigns were under brazilian coaches.
You can say Scolari had a golden generation but FS does too have world class players in every position and he gets outplayed by Ireland and by Serbia at home
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Nunca odiei tanto futebol internacional.
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What we really need is a new Salazar. Maybe even two Salazares, to put everything in place.


what was Salazar's club?
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>>115379601
Académica most likely
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>>115379626
Makes sense, Salazar was a brilliant academic and scholar
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The Portuguese
>I'm tired of high taxes and corruption
Also the Portuguese
>I'm voting PS
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>>115377452
not surprising since he thinks penafiel isn't in porto
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>>115379700
Loyal feather bros where you at
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>>115379700
and it's not you absolute retard
it's a city 20km from Porto
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Speaking of Académica, I forgot something last weekend:
>Varela
>scoring in Coimbra
Name a more iconic duo
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>>115379750
it's porto
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>>115379750
>not real Porto!
Are portenhos the commies of the north?
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>>115379698
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eu quero matar-me
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I’m doing poopoo
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>>115378880
A tua pila é pequena, ngubu bantu.
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>>115351058
Tsu
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>>115380046
Why?
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>hey, come meet us at Ribeira!
>sure, fren, happens I’m just here already since I came to Penafiel for the S. Martinho!
Kek, I bet these retards don’t even know where Penafiel is.
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>>115380117
i'm getting old and declining fast. I think I peaked too early
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we got Italy lads
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AHAHHAHAHAHA THANKS FERNANDO SANTOS
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>>115380308
Away
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oh no no no
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>>115379784
it' not, retard
>>115379804
it's not even fake Porto, like Gaia or Matosinhos
it's the centre of the Vale do Sousa subregion, and the 2nd city of the Douro Litoral region for 200 years
study geography, mongoloids
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>>115379752
does he score there often or is it just because of the swimming pool match?
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>>115380365
Ignore him. For him, everything in the district is Porto.
For him, Arruda dos Vinhos is more Lisbon than Barreiro
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>>115380308
Se passarmos a 1/2, vamos apanhar a Itália.. Já fomos
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>>115380383
The swimming pool match.
Legendary match, remember it like it was yesterday.
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>we lose to Italy
>Santos fired
I’ll take it
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>>115380479
But we're losing to Turkey, friend
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>>115380338
that is yet to be determined
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>>115380427
it really was a classic
another match that stuck in my memory was Vitória SC at home in 2018
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>>115380508
>>115380338
see?
we'll be the home side for the final
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>>115380427
>THAT Belluschi flick
Legendary team. For me better and much more fun to watch than the 2004 team.
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>>115380599
god i hope we play in the talismã da luz stadium
we only lost a decisive qualifier game there once
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>>115380599
I assumed the home team was the first being drawn
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>>115380642
kek
but like there was any doubt that both matches will be there
>no centralismo isnt a cancer ruining the country for centuries, what are you on about hehehe...
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Portubros... Not like this
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>>115380506
Hope so because I can already see the "We are Portugal, you really think a small country like us is supposed to beat a team like Italy?"
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>>115380819
first game might be played in Alvalade or even in Dragão, but the second one (if we reach that stage) will be played in the Inferno da Luz, you just know it
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>>115380874
assuming the first game is at home, Turkey away can be tough
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Does anyone know how to get tickets to the turkey game? I want to take my gf
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>>115380910
it's both at home
>>115380874
and what difference does it make if it's in one lisbon stadium or the other?
lisbon matches should all be at luz since it's the bigger one, thats no the point, there should be more matches elsewhere in the country
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>>115380847
No, not like this. Against Serbia at home and Ireland away, please.
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>>115380862
If he comes up with something like that I will personally meet him and fuck him up for good. He said that he WILL be at the World Cup, he better takes us there. Seriously, I’ve never been angrier at a manager before.
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It's over nandobros... it's finally over
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I don't know what to feel
Santos is still at the wheel
But if we lose to Italy
He might get the boot early
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>Italy
The dream is over bros, somebody wake me up from this nightmare.
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>>115381161
>early
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>>115381201
Nah, the dream is starting, what were we going to do at the world cup? being humiliated, there's only 1st and last place and we wouldn't win it anyways, we just won the lottery that old saggy piece of shit will finally get sacked
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2002 hurt a lot, it was not fair, but our team was not great.
2006 hurt a lot too but it was one hell of a game and nothing to be ashamed of.
2010 and 2014 we had shit teams but we were still there.
2018 we had a good team and lost to a meme team, it was even worse than 2002.
Right now we have one of the best teams I have memory and we’re not going to be there.
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>>115381250
This, we need someone to develop our young talent. We’ve had a bus driver as a coach for years. Time to move on.
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Finalmente aquele filha da puta vai embora, foda-se, espero bem que se ponha no caralho mesmo
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>>115381250
Yes, he will get sacked and we will get another mediocre manager.
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>Portugal vs Italy unavoidable
it's over santos bros
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>>115381299
Pensa bem.
O que nós iamos fazer mesmo ao Qatar? mesmo que nos classificassemos, iamos ficar em 2 no grupo e ser eliminados nos oitavos e continuar com aquele marreta até ao proximo euro, assim já não vais levar com aquele cabrão mais dois anos pelo menos
Win win
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>>115381319
I think it's going to be either Jardim or Mourinho (if he has a bad season for Roma)
BOTH MUCH BETTER THAN THE CHAINSMOKER WE HAVE NOW
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>>115381329
Mas vamos falhar uma fase final. É desprestigiante. Enraivece-me que esse filho da puta tenha conseguido levar esta equipa a um play off. Enraivece-me ainda mais que não o tenham posto já no caralho. Deve ser preciso um Alcochete 2.0.
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Lads, it's Greater San Marino
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>>115381392
Isto é basicamente Portugal, somos um país de grunhos e coitadinhos, por isto este país não vai para a frente.
Num país a sério o Fernando Santos tinha ido embora ao fim do Europeu de merda que fez
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>>115381250
>missing out a WC with our golden generation in their prime is.... LE GOOD
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>>115381541
Não iamos lá fazer nada, o treinador é o Fernando Santos.
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>>115381560
Ainda assim devíamos estar lá. Por muito que eu saiba que não vamos lá fazer nada há sempre a expectativa. Passar o grupo e depois em eliminatórias a uma mão tudo é possível.
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>>115381449
Lads, it's Bigger Vatican
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>>115381587
O treinador é o Fernando santos caralho, e é impossivel não apanhares um tubarão pelo menos nas meias, e nós nem ao caralho da Irlanda conseguimos ganhar!
O Fernando Santos deveria ser demitido hoje mesmo
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Morherfucker doesn’t even wanna talk about Italy. What a piece of shit.
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Better to play Italy at home (if they beat Turkey also at home) than to go to Turkey or somewhere else! Portugal has the possibility to decide everything at home! It's bad! I don't think so. There are no easy teams anymore. Didn't Italy play against I, from the North?!
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>>115381629
Isso é tudo verdade mas ele não foi demitido. Portanto é com eles que temos que levar. E vê lá se não perdemos num jogo renhido com a Itália e a narrativa se foca nisso e ainda levas com ele mais uns anos. A mim já nem me motiva vê-lo pelas costas porque depois do europeu que fizemos ele ficar já foi mau, mas ficar depois de perder com a Sérvia em casa… parece que nada do que ele faça o vai pôr de lá para fora.
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If we dont qualify to the WC im voting Chega
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>>115381664
>Portugal has the possibility to decide everything at home!
Yes, like it decided against Serbia
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>>115381683
I’m voting CH anyway.
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Im voting PC and theres nothing you can do to stop me lmao
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Temos um melhor onze que os italianos, literalmente em todas as posições.
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Santos will only get fired if we don't qualify
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>>115381757
Mata-te
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>>115381757
Mas eles tem um treinador, o Chelsea com o Lampard também era uma merda chegou o Tuchel ganhou a Liga dos Campeões e tá a lutar pela Premier.
Nós somos tipo um Chelsea do Lampard
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Pedro Pinto: “Yes, we lost to Turkey but they have Burak Yilmaz! Plays for LILLE! French champions who beat PSG for said title!”
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voting IL because i'm rich and i fancy Maria Castello Branco
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voting pcp to put nando in a gulag in alcácer do sal
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>>115381772
Diz-me um jogador que eles têm melhor? Jorginho comparado com palinha? talvez
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Donnaruma> RP
Bonucci> Pepe
Barella> Moutinho/neves
Jorginho>Moutinho/neves
Veratti>Moutinho/neves
Insigne> jota
Immobile> André silva
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>>115381826
Immobile is fucking embarassing and better than any of our strikers
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>>115381826
Ainda não percebeste que isso não adianta de nada com um incompetente ao leme?
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Isto de ser eliminatórias descarta logo favoritos.
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>>115381826
kek
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>>115381826
O Donnaruma é melhor que o RP
>>115381828
O Bonnuci nunca foi melhor que o Pepe, e eu não acho o Insigne melhor que o Jota
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>>115381828
>Insigne> jota
No, let's take it easy
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>>115381828
>bonucci> Pepe
Lmao imagine thinking this for real
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Italy will destroy our team of soiboys

Disse.
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Isto vai ser em março, a seleção joga pa caralho depois do inverno.
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>>115381867
Stop overrating this absolute retard that gets sent off constantly
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>>115381886
>>115381886
>>115381886
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Um jogador que eu acho que não devia ser titular é o Rui Patricio, ele vive basicamente de um jogo em 2016, o José Sá dos Wolves é melhor que o Patricio no momento.
Eu acho que o José Sá é melhor que o Anthony Lopes e o Rui Silva também, pela qualidade da liga e pelas posiçoes das equipas deles
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>>115381560
Que não devia ser, esse é o problema. Eu não vou justificar um fracasso completo só porque iria resolver uma problema que já devia ter sido resolvido
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>>115381828
Ah yes, Insigne the guy who plays for Napoli is much better than the guy who plays for Liverpool regularly in the best front 3 of the world in the moment
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>>115381912
Yes
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>>115381912
he plays better for Italy than Jota does for Portugal
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>Scuffed 0-0 and through on penalties against Italy
>Scrap by a pentelho in WC groups
>Lose in the 8ths against a meme mid tier team like Poland or Columbia
>10 more years of Nandinho
>PS majority absolute

There is no off this ride. You will live in eternal crisis, you will be a poorfag, your country will keep deteorating. And you will eat the chouriça vegan after meat is banned. You will love in a T0 in Cacém for 1000 euros a month.
You will salivate for the CCP.
You will work 12h a day and pay 50% taxes to sustain a population of 40% reformatted boomers.

THE RIDE IS NEVER OVER! YOU ARE STUCK IN THIS DREADED REALITY FOREVER THAT IS BEING PORTUGUESE IN THE 21ST CENTURY.
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>>115379601
>>115379626
it wad academica but he didnt care about mass movements like football
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>>115351058
Ronaldo
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>>115381587
Olha Fernando tu não enganas ninguém, vai lá meter a carta de demissão e cala-te
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>>115381753
Implying I wanna stop you
I'm voting chega and I welcome all my anti-PS anti-PSD bros
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>>115381794
We have burak som sistema



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