also LAGARTO EUROPEU sub-editionPrimeira Liga>1 - Porto>2 - Sporting>3 - Benfica>4 - Estoril>5 - Braga>6 - Portimonense>7 - Vitória>8 - Gil Vicente>9 - Tondela>10 - Boavista>11 - Paços de Ferreira>12 - Arouca>13 - Famalicão>14 - Vizela>15 - Moreirense>16 - bs*d>17 - Marítimo>18 - Santa Clara>26/11Moreirense【2-1】Gil Vicente>27/11Famalicão【2-1】PortimonenseArouca【2-1】Boavistabs*d【2-1】Benfica>28/11Marítimo【2-1】Paços de FerreiraSporting【2-1】TondelaPorto【2-1】Vitória>29/11Estoril【2-1】Santa Clara>30/11Braga【2-1】Vizela
>>115351058also note to the schizoes that grunhão belongs to /bant/ and no one cares about your seething/obsessions/shitposting
>>115351058also noticed i fucked up the results since they were supposed to have the time of match but you can ignore that kek
What happened, the other thread was still up and running when I woke up!?
>>115351178jannies got madmost likely due to schizoposting hence the note above
>>115351058What's the next big game lads?
>>115351356Sporting - benfica in 2 weeks
>>115351403You can call that game the Radiohead classic, because, just like Radiohead used to be, it will be On A Friday!
>>115351418I don't get it. But I've never listened to a radio head song before so maybe that's why.>>115351403>benficawinslol >big game
>>115344680lurk more. i know very well what i am saying when i call that (((man))) boche, tripeiro and lampião you god damn seething retard
>>115351430clássicos are the biggest matches in this country and they're Portowinslolthe lisbon derby may be smaller but it's still a big event
every tugão poster is a unfinished abortion
>>115351558porto vs benfica is fairly even with like 10 games in favor of portosporting vs benfica is like 30~40 in favor of benficanot even close
Fernando Santos is an actual genius, who else can turn so many world class players into utter shit? Also remember he still can't find a way to beat 3CBS' 3 games against 3 cbs 3L'sImagine admitting you are this shit and still don't get sacked, Portugal is tinpot bros
TUGAOBROS GIVE ME AN (YOU) WITH SOMETHING THIS FUCKER WOULD SAY
>>115351842>Na realidade apesar de nós perdermos 4-0 com o Gibraltar ainda não falhamos nenhum objetivo e por isso eu não vou sair, tenho plena confiança nas minhas abilidades e Portugal tem claramente tudo que é preciso para ser o melhor quarto colocado.
>I must talk about Porto>I’m gonna seeeeeeeeeeeeetheeee>REEEEEEEEEEEE>PORTO PORTO PORTO>REEEEEEEEEEEE>…>Porto on my mind again>Porto the club, Porto the city, Portistas, Tripeiros>ALL I THINK ABOUT IS PORTO>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>…>Porto…
>>115351842Perder aqui 5-0 ou ganhar 10-0 é na realidade a mesma coisa, nós ainda podemos nos apurar para o Mundial só temos de rezar 4 pais nossos 3 avé márias e meter 3 trincos
>>115351842If people think that we would qualify easily to the final stage of a competition those people are not right in the head.
>>115351842>Não falhei nenhum objetivo>Na realidade...>Ainda temos de aprender a defender contra 3 centrais>Eu confio nas minhas capacidades>Acho que fizemos uma segunda parte positiva>Que equipa é que vem jogar a casa contra X e pensa em ganhar?>Ganhar 5-0 ou empatar na realidade é a mesma coisa>Que equipa é que vem a Lisboa e acha que vai ganhar á Sérvia
>>115351874>2nd easiest group>World Class players in almost every positionBut in all honesty might as well not even qualify for the WC, if we can't get 1st in the group we had wtf are we even gonna do at the WC? be humiliated again?
>>115351842>Pedro Gonçalves é portugues? Não acho que vá agregar muito á nossa equipa, nós precisamos é de jogadores como o Otávio,Matheus Nunes,William e Dyego Sousa
>>115351842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RIBoOH2E_Q*twitches neck>EU AINDA NÃO FALHAI NENHUM OBJATIVO
>>115351842>Talvez a mensagem não tenha passado aos jogadores>A "inserir seleção mediana aqui" é de facto uma equipa boa eu diria que tem até o mesmo nivel de talento de Portugal>Temos de tar focados no proximo jogo, eu AINDA nao falhei nenhum objetivo
Só podem postar neste fio se estiverem apurados.
>>115351940>Jogar com 3 centrais é batota, na realidade
>>115351918Caralho, quando vejo isto, só me consigo contorcer todo.Até fico com pena do velho, mas lembro-me que esse cabrão está nos sempre a encavar.
>>115351842Na realidade eu deveria ter jogado com 3 trincos na realidade foi por isso que não empatamos
>>115351964Vê a entrevista dele á TVI, é basicamente o jornalista a dizer-lhe para ele sair e que é antiquado e o Fernando Santos ainda em negaçaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdkN1F0wo4
Lembrete diário que este >>115351842 "engenheiro" metia o william e danilo a jogar no europeu quando william nem sequer jogava.
>>115351988His latest interviews are so cringe, everyone calling him out on how shit he is and he's coping saying shit like>heh but Portugal has qualified via playoffs many timesLMAO back when the team was literally just Braga shitters, he has world class players in every position but CDM and GKNA REALIDADE VAI É CUMPRIR OS TEUS OBJETIVOS PARA UMA SELEÇÃO COMO O KAZAKISTÃO OU O IRAQ NA REALIDADE
>>115351842numa convocatória a 23 eu não convocaria o William
>>115351842>got william and danilo in my mind>winning 10-0 or losing 10-0 is the same>all i want is to hold danilo and william
>>115351842Na realidade os jogadores portugueses só jogam bem pelos clubes porque eu não estou lá porque se eu estivesse eles iam ser consistentemente maus em ambo clube e seleção
>>115351989sabes qual é significado de "diário"?
record pt /internacional/paises/alemanha/borussia-dortmund/detalhe/marco-reus-apos-derrota-com-o-sporting-foi-uma-noite-de-merda>"Nós até jogámos melhor do que o Sporting quando tivemos em inferioridade numérica. Eles não fizeram nada no jogo e ganharam 3-1. É difícil de aceitar isso"Chupa fdp aziado
>>115352118Sim, algo que é todos os dias. Qual é o teu problema?
Just watched on the news that Dortmund hooligans did a mess all over the city of Lisbon and no one stopped them?
>>115352140why would anyone stop them? the africans that populate lisbon have no allegiance or ties to the city
Bom dia, gostaria de contratar o Sr. Rui Vitória
>>115352209O NOVO TREINADOR DO FLAMENGO É O SENHOR RUI VÍTORIA!
>>115352140>>115352178>Were not obsessed with Lisbon I swear youre the ones obsessed with the northTake meds leave the house touch grass have sex
>>115352121O objetivo do Dirtmundo é basicamente vender jogadores sobrevalorizados a preços altos. Eu não tenho duvidas que o Pote faria 30+ golos na Bundesliga a brincar
>>115351842O NOVO TREINADOR DO FLAMENGO SENHOR FERNANDO SANTOS
>>115352129que não faz sentido dizer diário sem que o seja. diz antes, lembrete amigável
>>115351842>thinking about playing 3 cdm next game, playoffs are serious business, no chance we will play any kind of positive football
>>115351842>Temos de aprender a jogar contra uma linha de 5>Na realidade eu ainda tecnicamente não falhei o meu objetivo que é levar Portugal ao Eu..Mundial do Mundo do Qatar
>>115351842Tbf I'd take a random brazilian coach from brasileirão over this dudeAlso I'll take this moment to remind you that our 2 best results at the world cup were under brazilian coaches kekthe absolute state of portuguese boomer coaches
>>115351842Na realidade eu esqueci-me de rezar dois pais nossos antes do jogo e foi por isso na realidade que Portugal na realidade perdeu 5-0 contra a Eritreia sub15... mas eu ainda não falhei o meu objetivo que é apurar Portugal A para o mundial de sub15 do Iraq
So, we all agree that even if Benfica goes through they kinda choked, right?
>>115352353THE NEW COACH OF THE PORTUGUESE NATIONAL TEAM IS O SENHOR RENATO GAUCHO!
>>115352353Otto Glória was our coach in 66?
>>115352377At least the players would play some futevolei,eat some churrasco and bang his daughter after the games
>>115352390i think it was Peyroteo
>é isso ae galera vamo joga um futjivolei, comer uma picanha >Crixxtxiano Ronaldo eu joguei mais que vocêBased AF if u ask me
>>115352416nvm, it was 2 decades earlier
>>115352416He was dead by then
>>115351842>Uruguay? Belgium? Small countries like us but with immense talent, even more than us and of course Uruguay is an historic team with multiple world cups, whoever thinks that we should beat them is not right in the head
>>115351842Só há uma salvação para a seleção portuguesa, as cheerleaders da Bahia FC Fernando Santos obrigado but, it's time to go
>>115352437Based Nando afraid of Dinosaurs
>>115352427i tought he was the one who launched eusebio
>>115351842>Sérvia? Ucrania? na realidade são seleçoes melhores que a nossa, como podem ver Portugal não tem nenhum jogador que se destaque em grandes liga, eu diria até mais perder 2-1 até foi um resultado positivo
>>115352441Why Bahia tho?
>>115352456Porque na realidade as cheerleaders da Bahia tem o que é preciso para levar Portugal ao mundial no Qatar na realidade.
How come Bernardo gets to be a CM at City with Cancelo and Rúben Dias on defense, and on top of that autism Pep no DM’s, but not at the NT? Fucker made like hundreds of passes just yesterday and missed zero (0).
>>115352475Go Bay My Cum!
>>115351842GIVE ME STRENGHT GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME 10 MAN LUXEMBOURG OR I RETIRE
reposting from last thread
>>115352479Cancelo and Raphael Guerreiro are two less in our NT, they are not allowed to be offensive.Also Bernardo has Rodri covering him up and Ederson on goalie, we have Poonilo,Shitlliam and Rui "I was good in a game in 2016" Pootricio on goal
>Sim os nossos jogadores são bons mas a Sérvia tem o Milinkovic-Savic! QUE JOGA NA LAZIO!Assinado: Pedro Pinto, amigalhaço do engenheiro, no canal da FPF.
>>115352494Literally all me (almost) larping. But keep posting it kek
>>115352361Filho da puta
>>115352508Imagine shilling a 2nd division player to justify our shitness, anyone right in the head would have sacked Nando after Euro 2020
>>115352521>wasting your time larping as ABSsad
>>115352508This is more outlandish and outrageous than anything Sofia Oliveira has EVER said.
>>115352508channel 11 is only worth watching for the low-tier kinos that Liga 3 and CdP matches are
>>115352508Porque custa tanto admitir que nós perdemos porque somos treinados por um treinador ultrapassado? NENHUM jogador da Sérvia (no papel digamos) seria titular na nossa seleção e MESMO assim fomos violados em casa por eles, com um golo marcado por um jogador do FULHAM
para mim são as meninas de minas gerais e são paulo
I have an idea for the FPF instead of even qualifying for the World Cup and Euros we should just make our own cup, let's call it the "enginheiro cup" we envite 7 countries ex:Sudan,San Marino,Palestine etc and we make a mundialito dos pobres na realidade
>>115352531Funny thing is he said just before that: “we have Rúben Neves, plays for Wolves…” as if Wolves was not the better team of the two. I swear these FPF fuckers are stuck in the 90’s.
>>115352494amazing how grunhão changes subject when they are aziated
>>115352569For me, it's a rapariga from Minas Gerais' Pão de Queijo, if you catch my drift
>>115352571Wolves is 6th in the best league itw and Lazio is 6th in Serie AThey are just coping, they don't want to admit we are shit because we lack a proper coach
>>115352537you just dont like her because she is a woman with good taste
>sportingfags still partying like they won the league after beating a dortmund missing half their starting squad
>>115352590More like>Haaland missingYou can't convince me those other teenagers they have are actually any good
>>115351842We just need to wait until Mou blows it at Roma, then this fag will be gone for sure
>>115352600You can't even convince me Haaland is good, tbqfrank
>drampiões still seething because they will not go troughat least you have liga europa and you will get to see the national champion win the champions league. try not to embarass us in europe's second division
>>115352441fortaleza has better cheerleaders
>>115352570>we should just make our own cupbelieve it or not, it already happened, kinda
>>115352632small groups of three were peak comfy for a small tournament like this
>Haaland>goodhe's a stat padder made of glass
>>115352650Did Witsel play?
>>115352623Nice of you to match your best result ever in the champions league by going through the group stage in second. Just last season Porto was in the last 8 and we’re going through this season again. Now cope and seethe.
>>115352659yes but was subbed out at 66
>>115352670Don't matter, if he played the whole first part, then Dirtmund has no excuse.
PRESENTING THE BRAND NEW SUPER LEAGUE"THE ENGENHEIRO LEAGUE"PORTUGAL WILL WITHDRAW FROM THE WORLD CUP AND EUROS FOR THIS NEW AND EXCITING COMPETITION THAT IS SPONSORED BY JORGE MENDES AND FPF
>>115352682>it doesn't matter that 4 of dortmund's most important attacking players were missing in a game they needed to win
>>115352700Ronaldo already aproved and is excited to play such though opposition he said>Não eu não procuro recordes, eles é que me procuram a mim
>>115352700>ties against Anguilla>"URM Na realidade Anguilla é uma seleção com jogadores de enorme talento, mas acho que foi um resultado positivo, agora é pensar no próximo jogo contra a Somalia
fb grunho bros...
Vocês devem querer outro Carlos Queiroz.
>>115352726>Ngubu sounds like a real person and actually has a brain which he usesSee, resident Bantu? This can be you if you work for it.
>>115352661you mean the season you won 0 and even the team who would take 5 or 6 from an 11 player squad enrabated you and won more titles? or does passing the group stages count as a title? i dont remember them giving us that trophy yet, maybe they forgot
>>115352732CQ has a better record at the World Cup than Nando Santos non ironically, with a team filled with Braguilha shitters he tied against Brazil and lost against the world champions that year 1-0 Nando ties against,Iran,ties against Spain,loses against Uruguay and gets dominated by Morocco
>>115352725True, they might give us a hard time too. Maybe it’s time to play Palhinha-William with Danilo behind them acting as cover for both the midfield and the defense.
dortumund é melhor que a juve e o barcelona. chupem seus cães
>>115352700>Na realidade Timor-Leste é uma equipa que joga sempre para ganhar, claro que nos iam causar problemas
>>115352732even Paulo Bento would be better than FS
>>115352759>WE’RE THROUGH FUCK YOU WE’RE THE BEST! Ahahah actually if you don’t win the competition it doesn’t mean shitKek retard
>>115352700>"a 0-0 tie against New Caledonia or winning 5-0 would be the same"
>>115352797>>115352700WATCH OUR NEW LEAGUE
>>115352726what else could you expect from from white trash that still use faceboomer
>>115352700>Na realidade nós não somos favoritos para ganhar, eu diria que somos candidatos e na realidade Timor Leste e Somália tem seleçoes recheadas de craques, vai ser um torneio muito dificil para Portugal
>>115352726>Oi? Já começou o Girabola?Based
>>115352726>Benfica pagei bet those retards salivate at the thought of Eusébio and Mantorras
>>115352826>Não há favoritos. Equipas muito equilibradas. Não vejo aqui ninguém que se destaque, tudo muito equilibrado. Vai ser difícil.
>>115352869>BenficaVieira*Hugo Gil is one of the most prominent Vieira bots along with Ana Seabra
>>115352700He would find a way to fuck up
what's the likelihood of João Noronha Lopes becoming Benfica president?
>>115351658we're talking about recent times, not all time
>>115352547thisand the Cândido Costa interview
RUA RUI COSTAO BENFICA É DO VIEIRA
amazing how Sporting finally finds success in Portugal and Europe now that VAR is a thingI wonder why that is, surely it's a just a coincidence
>>115352786im not happy for going through, i am happy because we are going to win it. only dumbasses like tripeiros feel happy about self granted participation prizes while mocking benfica for lost finals
>>115353506var has existed for 4 yearsand Porto has done and won the most in that time
>>115354043>counting supercups and piss cups as major titlespatheticbring in muhdalidades and pic related while you're at it
>>115354043you forgot the quarter finals participation award for porto
>>115354043>>115354159also, benfica hasnt won the cup since 2017
>>115354224yescopewill only satisfy myself with major accomplishmentsand you'd trade all and any of those worthless cups for another league titles in the next 20 years
>>115354261nice huff of the copium friend
lembre-te diário que o porto nunca ganhou a Taça da Liga
>>115354268>Sérgio said something so you have to feel the same way toopeak retarded takefocus on winning another 3 then, i'm sure it's made up for all the lack of league titles
>>115354463lembrete que o sporting nunca foi nem será campeão europeulembrete que só nesta última época ultrapassaram o Boavista em campeonatos no século XXI
>>115354519lembrete que o porco não ganha nada sem ajudas dos árbitroslembrete que o porco é uma nação de putas e corrupçãolembrete que o porco está a ser investigado por crimes desportivoslembrete que o porco vai para a liga europa no maximolembrete que o Sporting ganhou ao Dortmund e passou à fase seguinte da champions
>>115354587>gets btfo so spergs outevery time with you moors
>>115354587a verdade custa assim tanto lmao?
>>115354159>t. levated in the peida from liverpool and didnt qualify to the champions leaguehah, get fucked you son of a whore
>>115354623we dont try to downplay our losses and we are qualified for the cl, you brainletalso no your brother
>>115354677humm, sweetie. you are lucky if you go to europa league this season
what is he thinking right now /tugão/?
Ronaldo must putate his eyes in sporting, if he wants to win another champions league it wont be in united
Ferdinand Saints, please pressure FPF to give him the Portuguese citizenship, I'm sure the kid would be of great value to Seleção
>>115354762thinking on how much i want sporting to catch inter de milão and afterwards manchester united.
>>115354810Why are people talking about FS? Pote was injured, he couldn't be called up.
>>115354925he was fit for the Euro
>>115354925>called for Euro 2020(1)>zero minutes
>>115354954ok so? we had better options
>>115354963Rafa Silva? Bernardo Silva (as a right winger) or Bruno Fernandes in a shitty form?Pote deserved at least a couple of minutes
>>115351842>Jogar bem, jogar mal, vocês vejo-vos muito a falar disso na imprensa, mas o que é que é isso mesmo? Se a Sérvia é uma grande equipa? É. Se nós somos uma boa equipa? Somos. Agora não podemos estar é a pensar que vamos ganhar os jogos todos. Agora se me perguntam se vamos estar no Mundial? Não tenho dúvidas.
>>115354963we know>Palhinha - 122 minutes>André Silva - 39 minutes>Ségio Oliveira - 16 minutes
>>115355021O que estes cromos querem que ele faça, que fique a pressionar 90 minutos e driblar desnecessariamente?
>>115355218Não aguento mais o meme de gegenpress
>>115355021This guy probably wanted Paulinho to score goals instead lmao
>>115351058Boa tarde genti! Cadê o meu porto EVROPEU? Vocêis sabem para ondi eli foi?
>>115354759we'll go to the quarters againjust try to better your record of 12-1 in this, your 2nd cl ro16 appearance ever
nobody is safeeveryone is involvednuke the whole league
>>115355547>your 2nd cl ro16 appearance everincorrect
>I must talk about Porto>I’m gonna seeeeeeeeeeeeetheeee>REEEEEEEEEEEE>PORTO PORTO PORTO>REEEEEEEEEEEE>…>Porto on my mind again>Porto the club, Porto the city, Portistas, Tripeiros…>ALL I THINK ABOUT IS PORTO>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>…>Porto…
porquistas be like oink oink lmao
boifiquistas be like moo moo roflmao
>>115355606you´d think it would be funny if you kept posting the same schizo shit but boy how wrong were you
>>115355595why would you even bother with that? just make fun of them while they are still in denial as it is funnier that way
>>115355644>>115355665porquistas and boifiquistas are stupid farm animals, meanwhile Sporting is a brave Lion, literally the king of all wild animals
>FC Porto vs Benfica in the Portuguese CupOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>115355765imagine the smell
guess who's back
>>115355765>fpf back to rigging the cup to ensure a small teams in the finalkino's back on the menu, lads
>>115355746>lizard>better than a dragon>or even a chickenffs what made them like this?
1/8 final draw>FC Porto x Benfica>Leça x Paredes>Tondela x Estoril>Rio Ave x bs*d>Casa Pia x Sporting>Vizela x SC Braga>Mafra x Moreirense>Famalicão x Portimonense
>>115355824>>oink>>oink oink oink oink>>oink oink oink oink>oink oink oink oink oink oink?
>>115355595>doesnt post clok fair enough, it is still the same competition despite format change>best ever performance in european cup was a quarters elimination vs real sociedad>he thinks this is something to brag aboutabsolute state of lagartixas
And tomorrow is the beginning of the end of Nandogal, digits confirm we will be in the same tie as Italy
>>115355859>bragI was not bragging friend, I was correcting youit was never claimed Sporting was better in Europe than Porto or Benfica (or Boavista, for that matter, they reached a semi)
>>115355835>>Leça x ParedesBased and soulful
>>115355851anyone understand moorish?while the fuckers were responding in portuguese and english i could understand, but not like this
>>115355861Don't even need to be Italy, can just be Ukraine, we are Nandos FC, he literally admited he can't beat a back 5 formation Anyways by January of 2023 Nando won't be in charge anymore
o tugão parece uma autoestrada
>>115351058Isopor > Esferovite
>>115355895i said cl specifically, i was well aware of that european cup tiebut nonetheless i gave you reason on that and wont again make a distinction out of the 2and since when have Boavista made a cl semis?best they did was a cl 2nd gs and el semis
>>115355970>Sporting will not last until Christmas>Sporting will not win the Allianz Cup>Sporting will not win the league>Sporting will not make get a single point in CL>Sporting will not be able to play all competitions and keep up with the first place>Sporting will not qualify to the KO stage of CL[YOU ARE HERE]>Sporting will not be able to reach the CL final>Sporting will not win the league again>Sporting will not begin an unstoppable decade of success>Sporting will not break me mentally>Sporting will not make me transition>Sporting will not make me change my name to Sofia
>>115356031i have no idea how i remembered it as CL and not EL
>>115355835hard to choose a better draw than thisgod i love the SOVL that is the festa da taça
>>115356117more like Ana or Maria. i think these names are more common in the north, but i can´t speak for that God forsaken land haunted by their estádio do putedo
>>115355835>>FC Porto x Benficacringe
>>115356283you'll never be a woman or a big club, lagartixa avecstop seething about better clubs and cities just because yours are trash
what you guys doing right now?I'm reading tugão posts
SEUS BOIS DO CARALHO. EU NÃO VOS DISSE QUE QUERIA IR AO JAMOR? IDE TOMAR A PUTA DA VACINA OU ARRANJEM UMA VALETA POR ONDE MORRER CARALHO.
>>115182202já agora, toma lá seu panasca. chupa.
>>11535674689% of people have the vaccine retard, it just doesn't workit's literal placebo
>>115357008just take the vaxx and get excited for next vaxx
i like braga, it was my grandfather´s club, also they give us players, cups and 6 points every year
>>115352140yup, they even ganged up to beat up some police officers. like hundreds of dortmund supporters spreading the mayhem over the whole city and no one tried to stop them. cops only arrested like 6 guys. crazy stuff
A CULPA É DO BENFICA, DO VIEIRA, DO PS, DO RONALDO, DOS NÃO VACINADOS, DOS LISBOETAS, DO VENTURA, DO SALAZAR, DO FERNANDO SANTOS E DO PSD
mija-te land bros we got too cocky..
>take the jab>still need to provide a negative test to watch live footyall along, coovid was an experiment for population control
>>115358239i will not put anything up my nose.
HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA HORTA Q
>>115357680>arrestednot anymore, sweaty
those pigs probably deserved it. by pigs i mean the cops. they always start shit with football fans
>>115358330>libertados e notificados para comparecer em tribunal em 9 de dezembro, disse esta esta quinta-feira à Lusa fonte da PSP
>>115358379*goes back to germany*heh, nothin personnel courts
>>115358434w2c that painting???
is Andre Ventura the new Salazar?y/n
>>115355678>I must talk about Porto>I’m gonna seeeeeeeeeeeeetheeee>REEEEEEEEEEEE>PORTO PORTO PORTO>REEEEEEEEEEEE>…>Porto on my mind again>Porto the club, Porto the city, Portistas, Tripeiros…>ALL I THINK ABOUT IS PORTO>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>…>Porto…
>>115358600Nop. Salazar was an incel, aventura is just a chud
>>115356615Tocou-te na ferida porco do caralho? Vai mas é vender droga e pára de merdapostar todo o dia
Since I took the jab that I’ve been having enxaquecas com aura. Surely it is a coincidence, r-right?
>>115359049>quecas com aurawtf i want the jab now
was that seferopino?
>>115359193his danish cousin, yeah
they want to kill braguilha
Braga, Benfica and Porto will all play qualification at home in the last match day. it can all go very wrong, or very well
>see Galeno goal>be reminded of how sad i still am that we let him go>see Leite penalty>be reminded of how happy i still am that we let him go
>4 minutes from penalty foul to goal being scored>ref only gives 1 minute and half on top of thatinjury time is a joke, just adopt a similar approach to futsal or rugby already
imagine if that had happened to porco, caoceicao would have a cardiac arrest of rageBut boifiquistas would blame seferovic and sperdinguistas would blame BdC
is it over for Diogo Milk? not even fit for Braga
>>115360207YesI openly admit he is a fraud and I was wrong in rating him.
>>115359049its working. and if your heart starts feeling strange it means you're now fully protected against the coof
>>115353158Now? Zero. The time has passed. It was a once in a lifetime candidate.
>porto vs benfica in the cupwarm ball bros...?
>braguilha is very likely going to Conferencewhen will they learn
it's over carvalhal brosnext stop - the national team
>>115362215You know, Pinto da Costa predicted this...
>>115362348engineer, please stop posting on the 4chins and go scout some players, i beg you
>>115360524Don’t say that because I felt some chest pain, but I think it was because of working out again after some weeks stopped
Fucking braguilha. Even sperding qualified in the CL
>>115352808I bet you’d never say “black trash”.
>>115354587Lembrete que Lisboa é uma terriola de pretos e paneleiros.
>>115358952 #Why do you lisbonite homosexuals think that drug dealing in Porto is much worse than in Lisbon? Never understood why you try to “throw” that one at us. It’s in Lisbon that tourists get constantly harassed by gypsies and niggers to buy “drugs”.You can walk the entire day in downtown Porto and not be harassed by “drug” dealers not even once. In Lisbon however..
>>115352726 #Based.I totally agree with them. It really is disgusting to see a black on tv. Other than football matches I don’t tolerate that crap. I always change the channel when a nog appears. Be it some program, an ad, a movie, etc.
cringe faggot jannies started cleaning up the thread again. kill yourselves faggots.
>Festa da taça
>>115366719is this from when we beat them?where can i see the full film?
>>115367527on amazon prime. juventus: all or nothing
>>115358952no, but i certainly touched a nerve on you kekwhich was it?i'm betting it's because you live in some landfill, perpetually jealous of the Antiga, Mui Nobre, Sempre Leal, e Invicta, Cidade do Porto
the crying has already started
>>115367775>the repliesholy kek, that nigga is getting a beating
>>115367597>>115367948>samefagging this hardKek!
>>115368058could screenshot it, but since you're a major schizo you'd say it was edited so just stick to your tears lmao
>>115367554just saw itwe made Ronaldo crykek
https://twitter.com/TheLibertadores/status/1463643599975895040interview with abelão
>>115370394I like him a lot now after watching that interview.seems like a great guy.
>>115352964A CULPA É DO VIEIRA!
falou e disse
I sold the SAD, but i stole no clubI sold the SAD, but i stole no clubAll around in my home townThey're trying to track me downThey say they want to bring me in guiltyFor the owning money to the banksFor the life savings of a country, but I sayI sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeuI sold the SAD, and they say it is a capital offenseAgent João Peixoto always hated meFor what I don't knowEvery time that I lay a brickHe said, "Kill it before it grows"He said, "Kill it before it grows", I sayI sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeuI sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeuFreedom came my way one dayAnd I started out of townAll of a sudden I see agent João PeixotoAiming to shoot me downSo I ran, I ran to my private plane, I sayI sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeuI sold the SAD, but i swear it wasfor a benfica europeuReflexes got the better of meAnd what is to be must beEvery day the bucket goes to the wellBut one day the bottom will drop outYes, one day the bottom will drop out, but I sayI sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeuI sold the SAD, but i swear it was for a benfica europeu
>>115366087The memes are fucking true, I spent 3 days in Lisbon the summer before covid started and I was approached 12 times (yes I counted, they were different gypsies too)
>>115367775>it's bad luck to be drawn a rivalAbsolute state of these fans
>>115375819that's because you look like a tourist. try to look/act like a local, you won't be bothered
last time i was in são bento some guna tried to sell me weed. thankfully o alredy had, he came and asked if he had bothered me. cool guna.
>>115375819It's true, check this outhttps://youtu.be/qr5jQpO8JZw?t=2493from 41:30 to 47:40
>>115375896it's a big touristy city, those cities always have rip off artists. don't make eye contact with people you don't know; if someone tries to approach you, look down and pretend you don't know them (because you don't). just act like a normal person in a big city, instead of like you're still in the province. you won't be bothered.
>>115366087I spent a weekend with my gf in Lisbon. I was approached 3 times to buy “drugs”. First in the middle of the street, while walking, second while I had dinner outside in a restaurant and third in the middle of the street again in rua cor de rosa. This NEVER happened to me in Porto. Never.
>>115375948i bet you go out very often
>>115375964Kek, nice one. Not as often as I did when I was in uni but I still go out with some friends in the weekends.
>>115375944I've been to a lot of big cities all over Europe and I've never been bothered by drug dealers as much as in Lisbon. For example in Berlin (lived there for 6 months) most drug dealers are blacks or arabs and their modus operandi is completely different, they just point to you to see if you're interested, and if you don't make eye contact they won't bother you. In Lisbon they are mostly gypsies or some kind of weird arabs and they can get really pushy. Police needs to do something about this, it's destroying the reputation of the town
>>115376027they're con artists, not drug dealers. drug dealers don't approach you.Police has more stuff to do than dealing with street con artists, like real crime. don't give money to strangers if you don't want to be ripped off, you're not in the province anymore.it's as simple as that.
>>115376027Lisbon has a problem with that, especially fake drug dealers. It’s common knowledge. Ironic that the retards here talk about drugs in Porto when Porto doesn’t have that problem and Lisbon does. Not surprising though, they don’t leave their moms basement this lisbonites.
>>115376027you should see the algerians in france. they make a wheel around you asking if you want haxixe or coke while scratching themselves
>>115376059you must be some special kind of stupid if you actually believe porto isnt another dumpster. the only thing that changes is that instead of mitras they are all gunas. but believe in what you want and keep burying your head in sandand no filthy piece of shit janny, this isnt off topic because we all known claques are the main suppliers of drugs
>>115376200>Lisbon is great, Porto is shit>Ok Lisbon is shit but Porto is shit tooAyy lmaoBtw have you ever been to Porto?
>>115376200I can literally walk a day through Porto, go to Virtudes and Morro and NOT be offered drugs. If you don’t believe me try it yourself.
>>115376233i have been to every place except for açores, my hometown is as close to braga as it is to porto. stop being such a whinny defensive faggot and do what is your right as a tripeiro and demand from rui moreira that he fixes the city. its disgusting to go there every year see that they havent fixed the hobbo issue, being harassed by dealers and watching buildings and abandoned factories everywheret. avec
>>115376260for fuck sake dude, the very moment i stepped away from sao bento earlier this month i was offered drugs. went to mc donalds and some (((diabetic))) (((lady))) showed up begging me for food
>>115376344suit yourself. dont come crying and seething like a little kid when i come back here just to blatantly shitpost
>>115376293>jesuíta avec having the nerve to call any other city shitlmao
>>115376644Really ironic. Again. I guess it’s their personality, being ironic.
It's over portubros... it's over today at 4 it's the start of the end for Nando
>>115376875>Italy>Portugal>Ukraine>PolandIf we get this pairing it's 0% chances of going to the world cupAnyways If Italy or Ukraine is in the same group as us it's over
>>115376875calculatorbros i don't feel so good
>>115376825>we dont need to be good, just better than othersthe absolute state of tripeiro mentality
are scientists the priests of the 21st century?
>>115377082>we don't need to be good, since Porto is shitthe absolute state of jesuíta mentality
>>115376886poland wont qualify
>>115376260Morro is in Gaia
>>115377310Poland plays against us and Lewa scores a bracescreencapping this just in case
>>115377337People that are not from Porto consider Gaia to be part of Porto, it's pathetic
>avec/moor seething at Porto's greatness again, so he makes shit up nonstopeverytime with this cuntthink about your town/city for a changemaybe if you had you wouldn't have deserted
>>115377082Hmmm sweety, actually being able to be in a city in places where there are people smoking their undignified drugs and not being offered to buy drugs is actually very good. Comfy city. Unlike lixoboa whereI can’t have dinner with my gf outside without being bothered 200x to buy “drugs”. Now stay mad.
>>115377346doubt they even make the final, no matter who they play
>>115377374Poland is not seeded, which means they can play against us in the first round
>>115366087I once bought hash from a dealer near the 77 café. He was teh best dealer fo all time, me and my friend had gone to Porto to spend a couple of days, because a friend of ours was going to become a father. It was sunday night, we didn't had too much money left after partying hard the days before, so we start talking with this dude in his 50's who asked for a lighter, and then we mentioned we were looking for things to smoke, so he introduced us to the dealer. We said to the dealer we wanted 10€ and he told us, that he only had shit poorly cuted with him, but if we waited a while, he would have a really nice looking 10€ hash bars to sell us.
>>115377362To be fair, if I lived in Santo Tirso, or Trofa, or Famalicão, or Vizela, or one of those places. I'd become an avec as well
you all like to shit on Lisbon but Lisbon has plenty of nice things, such as
>>115377378i thought we could get italy as well
>>115377381Here comes the retard that says that Penafiel IS IN Porto.
Uma vez ia eu num comboio, o último daquela noite, quando na antepenúltima paragem praticamente todos os passageiros saem do comboio (pouca gente seguia para as duas últimas), excepto eu e mais uma pessoa. Essa outra pessoa era nem mais nem menos que o Jorge Jesus.Eu, como grande memer que sou, tentei tirar uma foto à socapa, para depois meter uma caption a dizer "ESTE COMBOIO ESTÁ ENGARSADE", "O BILHETE CUSTOU PINERS" ou qualquer merda do género, mas ele topou-me, fez-me sinal para baixar o telemóvel e chamou-me para ir ao pé dele. Mal acabo de me sentar, ele declama de forma ininterrupta e com uma eloquência e dicção perfeitas - como eu nunca vi na vida - os 10 primeiros poemas da Mensagem de Fernando Pessoa. Sem cábula: sabia-os de cor. E declamados com uma alma, uma força, que até se me eriçaram os pêlos do braço, e não sou nada gajo de me emocionar.Nisto o comboio pára, ele levanta-se e antes de sair diz: Podes contar a quem quiseres, nunca ninguém vai acarditar (forçou esta pronunciação com ar extremamente irónico) em ti.Ainda hoje, não percebo bem o que se passou.
>>115377381Santo Tirso is comfy as fuck if you are into rural townsNow Trofa, that's a shithole
>>115377389What? No.I was saying that the avec was saying shit at Porto, while he comes from some shitty place like the ones I described, and that is why he left for France. I was agreeing with you.
>>11537737977 is where I start my nights, shots and minis. Then Piolho and Galerias.
>>115377378i knowjust saying that no matter the seeded team they get i dont see them winning
>>115377421for me it's Via Rápida (former Tomate)
>>115377413It’s just because the avec has said that he lived in Porto and it was shit. Therefore he had to live in one of the cities that belong to the district, not Porto. But who knows? He makes shit up as he goes along just to fit his narrative and work his mental gymnastics.
>>115377381Santo Tirso and Vizela aren't bad placesTrofa however is one of the biggest shitholes in the Northcan't say much about Famalicão though, don't know it very well
>>115377389how do you even reach that conclusion from what he said?
Looks like someone from CMTV is doing some biscates for A Bola
>>115377433>going to VR
>>115377435god damn you really are dumb. never said i lived in porto
>>115377433I used to go there when I was a student. Academic parties there were wild.
>>115377488It’s not you, retard. It’s the other avec. Lurk more, faggot.
>>115377461i don't get it
>>115377507the avec tripeiro portista?
>>115377518No, the other one. The sperdinguista.
>>115377518there isnt one of those here
there's no "avec tripeiro portista", it was one pol guy using a VPN
>>115377534you really have no awareness of who you are speaking to even tough i told it quite clearly
>>115377548There is one lagarto though.>>115377549Just lurk more, novofagote.
>>115377544>>115377548there used to be before i came to france. im posting with mobile data
>>115377578oh, that guy. he didn't post regularly at all
>>115377578unless you mean the one in belgium with rage issues i dont recall any other onealso this >>115377617
>>115370394wtf he's in the final again?how come nobody in the press is talking about it but made such a party when JJ won
>>115377726Why do you think?
I lived everywhere in the country except in the north, Porto region/Minho. the times I was there, I found it certainly appealing. People are very friendly, and engaging, sometimes for no reason at all. The driving is maddening. No respect for priorities, "first guy to get there has the priority", all that shit. I was shocked with my friend's driving, particularly because he drives very differently down south. "This is Porto, this is how people drive around here", alright then
>>115377726you're just now realizing that the media has an agenda and is not truthful and impartial as it should be?
>>115377509kys atheist scum
>>115377762this is the 2nd time i've heard this here and it's a stereotype i really dont understand
>>115377745>>115377772of course i wasn't, it was precisely to provoke a reaction to point it outit was clearly a washing of his reputation so he could come back to Benfica as a "hero", complete with a fake reception by "fans"
>>115377788the driving? I swear it's true. it was a long time ago, maybe now it has changed a bit
>>115377762I had the same experience driving in Lisbon, Cascais more precisely, in the center of Lisbon I had no problems.
>>115377817Sometimes people can be a little bit retarded in roundabouts. It’s funny, I see a pattern of retarded, Porto and roundabouts.
>>115377817i really don't see it sorry
Out of topic question, but how does Fernando Santos manage to be so bad? I mean, most of those players have played together, he could just put a slighty offensive 11 and tell them to do what they want, I'd say it would be more effective than his "tactics" He could just opt to mash Wolves and the Manchesters and he'd have an 11 thats more or less used to play together
>>115376875Please let us draw a shitter so everyone thinks we've got this and then implode
>>115377979Warmballs again, Cristiano has too much marketing value to be out of the WC, they will give us the weakest teams
>>115378005They had already given us the 2nd weakest qualifying group which we managed to screw upWe are actually so bad that Ireland outplayed us those 2 games, that's how bad we are, even if we go to the WC we will be out by the GS
>>115378016And if we qualify we won't be in Pot 1 because Nando has fucked our rating and it's Qatar + the top 7 ranked teams in the COCA COLA ranking
>>115378016I'd rather sacrifice the world cup and get a new manager. he won't get fired unless we fail to qualify
>>115377995replace Fernandes with Pote and then swap Silva with Poteswap Pereira with Cancelo and replace Pereira with someone elsereplace Neves or Moutinho with Sanches
>>115377995>guerreiro as a midfielderRetard
>>115378025Let's pretend these are the 32 qualified teams for the WCPOT1>Qatar>Belgium>Brazil>France>England>Argentina>Italy>SpainPOT2>Portugal>Denmark>Netherlands>Germany>USA>Switzerland>Mexico>CroatiaPOT3>Colombia>Uruguay>Sweden>Senegal>Iran>Serbia>Japan>MoroccoPOT4>Algeria>Korea>Australia>Nigeria>Canada>Egypt>Ecuador>Saudi ArabiaTell me a group, JUST ONE where you could legit say >Portugal will be 1stI really can't think of one, that's how shit we are
>>115377964he was bad in porto and sporting before being bad for the national team
>>115378127>Qatar>Portugal>Japan>AustraliaLiterally the only possible group where we could end up in 1st place.
>>115378077guerreiro as a left winger. dumbass
>>115378127We are fucked, even if we were in group 1, we are so bad, and I mean so bad that I legit think if>France>Portugal>Serbia>EcuadorWe would be last place with 0-2 points
>>115378143Even worse. Kys
>>115378162not even me who made the suggestion, kek. why the fuck wouldnt he do a good job when he is an outstading attacker?
>>115378127Fouda-se onde tá a Lituania e Luxemburgo?
>>115378127>Qatar>Senegal>Strayabest I can do for now>>115378140I think Japan can't be drawn in the same group as Qatar. Same confederation.
>>115378283Actually replace Straya with Canada. Aussies are part of the asian confederation.
>>115378200Because he is a left back. How hard is it to understand that?
>>115378283>SenegalWould beat us lmao, they have good players + our manlet midfielder would be torn apartWe can't even beat Ireland
>>115378127>Qatar>Portugal>Morocco(because Japana isn't drawble with Qatar)>Saudi ArabiaAnd we could still finish 2nd here below Morocco.Damn how are we so bad with so many good players?
>>115378127Hahahhah even if we qualify we are out in the GS or Rof16, why can't Fernando just quit?Does he think we are so bad that qualifying for a world cup is an objective?
>>115378302He's not, he plays there ocasionally as a last resort. He is a winger and that's where he plays for Dortmund
>>115378361let the dumbass figure it out on his own. he must think that players can only do one task and that wingers and left/right defenders are very diferent
>>115378361>>115378399I put Guerreiro and Cancelo in the left-side to balance the defence a bit
>>115378127Quem pensa que vai jogar no deserto contra qualquer uma destas equipas e não vai perder não está bom da cabeça
QUEM PENSA QUE EU GANHEI AQUELES CAMPEONATOS PELO PORTO SOZINHO NAO ESTA BOM DA CABEÇA
>>115378449why does he curse so much?
>>115378475zoomers can't talk without swearing and saying "tipo" every 2 seconds
>>115378361Do you even watch football, let alone Dortmund?
>>115377762Wagies need to get to their cagies
>>115378461Ups, CMTV made a typo right there!
>n-no you see guerreiro needs to play at LB because that's where he plays most of the time at his club! His actual best position doesn't matter!>Cancelo? H-he plays at left back at man city? t-that doesn't matter because he played rb 10 years ago so that's where he'll play at the nt, yeah!
>covid? yeah we'll be back to normal in 1-2 years, no worries
Scolari had a better team with the backbone of a Champions League winning side Porto and couldn’t win a trophy, he bottled a EURO at home. Let’s not act like Fernando Santos is not our greatest manager ever and he’s not qualified to be in charge.
>>115378609>Guerreiro best position is where I say it is and the rest of the people, most importantly his managers, don’t know shitYou should kill yourself unironically
>>115378647>Scolari had a better team with the backbone of a Champions League winning side Porto and couldn’t win a trophy, he bottled a EURO at home.Problem is he didn't give two shits to them.
>>115378609Cancelo plays on the left because of Kyle Walker, don’t be obtuse.
Happy late 25th of November bros!
>>115378657but his managers play him on the midfield too
>>115378710>b-but he played here this ONE time
Qmd comer um cozido com uma grande dose de chouriça preta
>>115378824tens fome? come um ome
>>115378634No not the super mutant ninja coof
>>115378824Qmd comer um cuzinho com a minha grande chouriça preta
>>115378647True but let's not forget our best 2 world cup campaigns were under brazilian coaches. You can say Scolari had a golden generation but FS does too have world class players in every position and he gets outplayed by Ireland and by Serbia at home
Nunca odiei tanto futebol internacional.
What we really need is a new Salazar. Maybe even two Salazares, to put everything in place.what was Salazar's club?
>>115379601Académica most likely
>>115379626Makes sense, Salazar was a brilliant academic and scholar
The Portuguese>I'm tired of high taxes and corruptionAlso the Portuguese>I'm voting PS
>>115377452not surprising since he thinks penafiel isn't in porto
>>115379700Loyal feather bros where you at
>>115379700and it's not you absolute retardit's a city 20km from Porto
Speaking of Académica, I forgot something last weekend:>Varela>scoring in CoimbraName a more iconic duo
>>115379750>not real Porto!Are portenhos the commies of the north?
eu quero matar-me
I’m doing poopoo
>>115378880A tua pila é pequena, ngubu bantu.
>hey, come meet us at Ribeira!>sure, fren, happens I’m just here already since I came to Penafiel for the S. Martinho!Kek, I bet these retards don’t even know where Penafiel is.
>>115380117i'm getting old and declining fast. I think I peaked too early
we got Italy lads
AHAHHAHAHAHA THANKS FERNANDO SANTOS
oh no no no
>>115379784it' not, retard>>115379804it's not even fake Porto, like Gaia or Matosinhosit's the centre of the Vale do Sousa subregion, and the 2nd city of the Douro Litoral region for 200 yearsstudy geography, mongoloids
>>115379752does he score there often or is it just because of the swimming pool match?
>>115380365Ignore him. For him, everything in the district is Porto.For him, Arruda dos Vinhos is more Lisbon than Barreiro
>>115380308Se passarmos a 1/2, vamos apanhar a Itália.. Já fomos
>>115380383The swimming pool match.Legendary match, remember it like it was yesterday.
>we lose to Italy >Santos firedI’ll take it
>>115380479But we're losing to Turkey, friend
>>115380338that is yet to be determined
>>115380427it really was a classicanother match that stuck in my memory was Vitória SC at home in 2018
>>115380508>>115380338see?we'll be the home side for the final
>>115380427>THAT Belluschi flickLegendary team. For me better and much more fun to watch than the 2004 team.
>>115380599god i hope we play in the talismã da luz stadiumwe only lost a decisive qualifier game there once
>>115380599I assumed the home team was the first being drawn
>>115380642kekbut like there was any doubt that both matches will be there>no centralismo isnt a cancer ruining the country for centuries, what are you on about hehehe...
Portubros... Not like this
>>115380506Hope so because I can already see the "We are Portugal, you really think a small country like us is supposed to beat a team like Italy?"
>>115380819first game might be played in Alvalade or even in Dragão, but the second one (if we reach that stage) will be played in the Inferno da Luz, you just know it
>>115380874assuming the first game is at home, Turkey away can be tough
Does anyone know how to get tickets to the turkey game? I want to take my gf
>>115380910it's both at home>>115380874and what difference does it make if it's in one lisbon stadium or the other?lisbon matches should all be at luz since it's the bigger one, thats no the point, there should be more matches elsewhere in the country
>>115380847No, not like this. Against Serbia at home and Ireland away, please.
>>115380862If he comes up with something like that I will personally meet him and fuck him up for good. He said that he WILL be at the World Cup, he better takes us there. Seriously, I’ve never been angrier at a manager before.
It's over nandobros... it's finally over
I don't know what to feelSantos is still at the wheelBut if we lose to ItalyHe might get the boot early
>ItalyThe dream is over bros, somebody wake me up from this nightmare.
>>115381201Nah, the dream is starting, what were we going to do at the world cup? being humiliated, there's only 1st and last place and we wouldn't win it anyways, we just won the lottery that old saggy piece of shit will finally get sacked
2002 hurt a lot, it was not fair, but our team was not great.2006 hurt a lot too but it was one hell of a game and nothing to be ashamed of.2010 and 2014 we had shit teams but we were still there.2018 we had a good team and lost to a meme team, it was even worse than 2002.Right now we have one of the best teams I have memory and we’re not going to be there.
>>115381250This, we need someone to develop our young talent. We’ve had a bus driver as a coach for years. Time to move on.
Finalmente aquele filha da puta vai embora, foda-se, espero bem que se ponha no caralho mesmo
>>115381250Yes, he will get sacked and we will get another mediocre manager.
>Portugal vs Italy unavoidableit's over santos bros
>>115381299Pensa bem.O que nós iamos fazer mesmo ao Qatar? mesmo que nos classificassemos, iamos ficar em 2 no grupo e ser eliminados nos oitavos e continuar com aquele marreta até ao proximo euro, assim já não vais levar com aquele cabrão mais dois anos pelo menosWin win
>>115381319I think it's going to be either Jardim or Mourinho (if he has a bad season for Roma)BOTH MUCH BETTER THAN THE CHAINSMOKER WE HAVE NOW
>>115381329Mas vamos falhar uma fase final. É desprestigiante. Enraivece-me que esse filho da puta tenha conseguido levar esta equipa a um play off. Enraivece-me ainda mais que não o tenham posto já no caralho. Deve ser preciso um Alcochete 2.0.
Lads, it's Greater San Marino
>>115381392Isto é basicamente Portugal, somos um país de grunhos e coitadinhos, por isto este país não vai para a frente. Num país a sério o Fernando Santos tinha ido embora ao fim do Europeu de merda que fez
>>115381250>missing out a WC with our golden generation in their prime is.... LE GOOD
>>115381541Não iamos lá fazer nada, o treinador é o Fernando Santos.
>>115381560Ainda assim devíamos estar lá. Por muito que eu saiba que não vamos lá fazer nada há sempre a expectativa. Passar o grupo e depois em eliminatórias a uma mão tudo é possível.
>>115381449Lads, it's Bigger Vatican
>>115381587O treinador é o Fernando santos caralho, e é impossivel não apanhares um tubarão pelo menos nas meias, e nós nem ao caralho da Irlanda conseguimos ganhar! O Fernando Santos deveria ser demitido hoje mesmo
Morherfucker doesn’t even wanna talk about Italy. What a piece of shit.
Better to play Italy at home (if they beat Turkey also at home) than to go to Turkey or somewhere else! Portugal has the possibility to decide everything at home! It's bad! I don't think so. There are no easy teams anymore. Didn't Italy play against I, from the North?!
>>115381629Isso é tudo verdade mas ele não foi demitido. Portanto é com eles que temos que levar. E vê lá se não perdemos num jogo renhido com a Itália e a narrativa se foca nisso e ainda levas com ele mais uns anos. A mim já nem me motiva vê-lo pelas costas porque depois do europeu que fizemos ele ficar já foi mau, mas ficar depois de perder com a Sérvia em casa… parece que nada do que ele faça o vai pôr de lá para fora.
If we dont qualify to the WC im voting Chega
>>115381664>Portugal has the possibility to decide everything at home!Yes, like it decided against Serbia
>>115381683I’m voting CH anyway.
Im voting PC and theres nothing you can do to stop me lmao
Temos um melhor onze que os italianos, literalmente em todas as posições.
Santos will only get fired if we don't qualify
>>115381757Mas eles tem um treinador, o Chelsea com o Lampard também era uma merda chegou o Tuchel ganhou a Liga dos Campeões e tá a lutar pela Premier.Nós somos tipo um Chelsea do Lampard
Pedro Pinto: “Yes, we lost to Turkey but they have Burak Yilmaz! Plays for LILLE! French champions who beat PSG for said title!”
voting IL because i'm rich and i fancy Maria Castello Branco
voting pcp to put nando in a gulag in alcácer do sal
>>115381772Diz-me um jogador que eles têm melhor? Jorginho comparado com palinha? talvez
Donnaruma> RPBonucci> PepeBarella> Moutinho/nevesJorginho>Moutinho/nevesVeratti>Moutinho/nevesInsigne> jotaImmobile> André silva
>>115381826Immobile is fucking embarassing and better than any of our strikers
>>115381826Ainda não percebeste que isso não adianta de nada com um incompetente ao leme?
Isto de ser eliminatórias descarta logo favoritos.
>>115381826O Donnaruma é melhor que o RP>>115381828O Bonnuci nunca foi melhor que o Pepe, e eu não acho o Insigne melhor que o Jota
>>115381828>Insigne> jotaNo, let's take it easy
>>115381828>bonucci> PepeLmao imagine thinking this for real
Italy will destroy our team of soiboysDisse.
Isto vai ser em março, a seleção joga pa caralho depois do inverno.
>>115381867Stop overrating this absolute retard that gets sent off constantly
Um jogador que eu acho que não devia ser titular é o Rui Patricio, ele vive basicamente de um jogo em 2016, o José Sá dos Wolves é melhor que o Patricio no momento.Eu acho que o José Sá é melhor que o Anthony Lopes e o Rui Silva também, pela qualidade da liga e pelas posiçoes das equipas deles
>>115381560Que não devia ser, esse é o problema. Eu não vou justificar um fracasso completo só porque iria resolver uma problema que já devia ter sido resolvido
>>115381828Ah yes, Insigne the guy who plays for Napoli is much better than the guy who plays for Liverpool regularly in the best front 3 of the world in the moment
>>115381912he plays better for Italy than Jota does for Portugal
>Scuffed 0-0 and through on penalties against Italy>Scrap by a pentelho in WC groups>Lose in the 8ths against a meme mid tier team like Poland or Columbia>10 more years of Nandinho>PS majority absoluteThere is no off this ride. You will live in eternal crisis, you will be a poorfag, your country will keep deteorating. And you will eat the chouriça vegan after meat is banned. You will love in a T0 in Cacém for 1000 euros a month.You will salivate for the CCP. You will work 12h a day and pay 50% taxes to sustain a population of 40% reformatted boomers. THE RIDE IS NEVER OVER! YOU ARE STUCK IN THIS DREADED REALITY FOREVER THAT IS BEING PORTUGUESE IN THE 21ST CENTURY.
>>115379601>>115379626it wad academica but he didnt care about mass movements like football
>>115381587Olha Fernando tu não enganas ninguém, vai lá meter a carta de demissão e cala-te
>>115381753Implying I wanna stop youI'm voting chega and I welcome all my anti-PS anti-PSD bros
>>115381794We have burak som sistema