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LAC: Mike Williams misses practice with knee injury
CHI: Robinson (ankle) DNP, Mooney (groin) LP Wednesday
CHI: Damien Williams limited with foot and knee issues
MIN: Jefferson (ankle), Thielen (foot) DNP on Wednesday
TB: Rob Gronkowski (ribs) officially out Week 6 at PHI
SEA: Carson (neck) DNP Wednesday, plans to on Thursday
BAL: Sammy Watkins (hamstring) not practicing Wednesday
TEN: Julio Jones (hamstring) back at practice Wednesday
CAR: Rhule says McCaffrey is '50-50' to play Week 6
MIN: Dalvin Cook (ankle) returns to practice Wednesday
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Ravens are a fraudulent 4-1 team.
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>>114149152
Seethe
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>>114149152
Remember when they needed and missed call and record breaking field goal to beat THE LIONS! HA!
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>>114149114
Buccs are gonna be forced to sign another Legion of Boom great Earl Thomas due to their injuries
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First for pissing in the sink.
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>>114149174
Isn't QBR out of 100?
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Was checking out the proshop for the team I'm a fan of.
For only 800 dollars I could get an autographed helmet of Chiefs 4 time SB winning legend Joe Montana.
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>>114149223
He meant passer rating, which is a much better stat because one of the parameters isn't Chris Collinsworth's opinion
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>>114149213
I refuse to believe adult men still do this
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>>114149260
It's based sigma male behavior.
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>>114149260
beats getting a hernia from all the heavy lifting
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>>114149260
I use picrel now when going to events. It's so much easier than waiting in a massive line and missing some of the action
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The NFL is here to remind you that saying words like faggot or talking about a black man features is worse than smoking weed, domestic violence, or literally running a human trafficking ring out of your organization.
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>>114149289
How does that form a tight seal around your vagina? There must be some leakage.
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>>114149295
>smoking weed

They don't test for weed anymore after the new CBA
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>>114149289
Honestly that looks so fucking lame I'd insult you far less if you admitted to wearing a diaper.

Like I caught you wearing that at a game, I'd understand WHY, but I'd also insult you until you felt embarrassed enough to leave.
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>>114149289
>Go to sports game
>end up sitting near opposing fan at the stadium
>multiple beers in he starts accosting and harassing you
>takes a swing at you initiating a fight
>ends up kicking you in just the right spot the seal breaks and it suddenly looks like you pissed yourself in fear from the man assaulting you
You'd never live it down infront of your friends and family that went with you
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>>114149303
Nice projection

>>114149306
>diaper

You're retarded. You need to go to the bathroom and replace the diaper which defeats the whole purpose. With this, you pee, remove the bag, store it under your seat, and attach a new empty bag.

>insult you until you felt embarrassed enough to leave.

Nigga, I'm pissing in my seat and storing the piss bags. I can't be embarrassed
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>>114149289
>Only 500ML capacity
>Not wearing a 9000ML capacity Trest Diaper

You can literally piss all the beer you're gonna drink and it'll hold it ALL

t. Diaper Fag, sometimes it comes in handy
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>>114149330
>Changing your piss bag in the crowd, the middle of the game
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>>114149335
Thinking /nfl/ isn't the place for me after reading this.
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>>114149351
You have to know when to stealthily do it. It helps if you're a Chargers fan like me, and the stadium never has fans in it anyways, but it's best to sit at the end corner of a row so people notice you less when making the change.
I also only make the changes during a time where the crowd would be distracted, for example during a TD score, while the crowd is going wild if I need to I'm swapping my pee bag.
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>>114149330
>sticking your dick into a plastic tube
ditto
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>>114149330
See >>114149335

There's plenty of diaper options for incontinence that are far better than the ones you're thinking of, they can hold more than a single "leak", but full on usage, mutliple times. You'll be pleasantly surprises how comfortable they can be (Gotta be 100x more comfy than that stupid tube you're shilling) and will work wayyyyyy more effectively and you won't be changing anything during the game.

Honestly I'd recommend Northshore Megamax's
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>Jaguars ownership doesn't even care about the team and is fantasy booking wrestling shows during the games.

Just leave the team in London after the blowout on Sunday.
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>>114149114
Bruh, why is AB so cool?
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>>114149397
Jags are going to be moved to St. Louis as part of the settlement over the Rams leaving
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>>114149355
Then the NFL or anything really never was for you softy.

How does it feel knowing a diaper faggot does effect what you wanna do?
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>>114149412
I have other places to discuss sports, not filled with diaper wearing grown men.
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>>114149377
>I also only make the changes during a time where the crowd would be distracted, for example during a TD score, while the crowd is going wild if I need to I'm swapping my pee bag.

So the best times to be there and enjoying the experience of being a fan at the game instead of being there in the moment and enjoying it, you're inna corner changing your piss bag.
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>>114149428
Then leave and go talk with the people I'm sure you have.

If you have other places then why are you here? Why are you telling us this? It doesn't matter, we won't miss you.
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>>114149459
>So the best times to be there and enjoying the experience of being a fan at the game instead of being there in the moment and enjoying it, you're inna corner changing your piss bag.
Yes
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>>114149459
>Kanye meme
>implying Kangay wouldn't embrace the pissbag
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>>114149397
god i hate this little worm
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>>114149174
>scored 3 points in the first half when the Colts (already a bad team) had their starters in
>did all his damage in the second half when their secondary was down to practice squaders
Michigan beating Little Sisters of the Poor 70-0 doesn’t make them a championship contender
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>>114149428
kek what a loser
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>>114149401
bruh fr fr no cap finna boutta dab on sum fortnite noobs while I cop sum devious licks
>>114149397
Pooa Turndaballova lol
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>>114149289
>he doesn't piss next to his seat
ngmi
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>>114149629
>not pissing on a fan of the opposing team
ngmi
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>>114149174
>beats the colts because of a fluke missed field goal
>barely beats the shitty lions, needing a 66 yard field goal to do so
>beats a bad chiefs team because of a fluke fumble, barely throwing for over 200 yards against the worst pass D in the league
>beats a mediocre denver team

they are incredibly fraudulent. they had one game they looked good in (denver) and two they looked borderline awful in. Lamar is playing extremely well atm but it likely won't last much longer and even if it does we all know how he plays in the playoffs.

The fact that they're favorited over the Chargers is hilarious.
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Washington Football team announces they will retire Sean Taylor's No. 21 on Sunday vs the Chiefs. It will be the 3rd number in team history to be retired after HOFers
Sammy Baugh's #33
>Baugh died at age 94 in 2008
Bobby Mitchell's #49
>Mitchell died at age 84 on April 5, 2020, they annouced they were retiring his number on Jun 20, 2020

Sean Taylor
>2004 NFL Draft: #5 overall pick
>2004 All-Rookie Team
>2004: Taylor returned his first career interception for 45-yards during a 13–10 win at the Chicago Bears.
>2005: Taylor started in his first career playoff game and recorded seven combined tackles and returned a fumble recovery for a 51-yard touchdown in the first quarter of their 17–10 victory at the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Referee Mike Carey ejected Taylor in the third quarter after he spit in Buccaneers' running back Michael Pittman's face. Defensive coordinator Gregg Williams stated Taylor denied the claim and he believed and stood by his player.
>2006 Pro Bowl, returned a blocked 35-yard field goal attempt by Mike Vanderjagt for a 30-yard gain with less than six seconds left in the game, setting up Redskins' kicker Nick Novak to kick a 47-yard game-winning field goal to defeat the Dallas Cowboys 22–19.
>2007 Pro Bowl, All Pro
>Nov 2007 - died at age 24 being shot during a burglary
>Nov 2008 - inducted posthumously as the 43rd member into the Washington Redskins Ring of Fame
>Sept 2020 - one of the roads leading to FedExField was renamed Sean Taylor Road

Highlight reel ESPN just posted in his memory:
>Sean Taylor was a human highlight reel on defense
https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1448642840972574725
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>>114149680
>>Nov 2007 - died at age 24 being shot during a burglary
I love how all these years later they still refuse to admit it was gang-related/motivated. He dindu nuffin just needed mo money fo dem programz
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>>114149680
Along with the officially retired numbers, the Washington Football Team currently has ten other numbers out of circulation. Of these, the following have never been worn during a regular season game since the associated player ended his career
No. 9 – Sonny Jurgensen (1974), HOF
No. 27 – Kenny Houston (1980), HOF
No. 28 – Darrell Green (2002), HOF
No. 42 – Charley Taylor (1977), HOF
No. 43 – Larry Brown (1976), 1x MVP, 3x All Pro
No. 44 – John Riggins (1985), HOF
No. 65 – Dave Butz (1988), 1980s All-Decade Team
No. 70 – Sam Huff (1969), HOF
No. 81 – Art Monk (1993), HOF
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>>114149680
>3rd number ever
I appreciate teams being stingy with that sort of thing, but are those the only 3?
>John Riggins
>Art Monk
>Any of the fucking Hogs
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>>114149697
Wasn't it his gardeners or something that tried to rob him?
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>>114149680
This is what you call a distraction folks.
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>>114149753
They may have claimed that, but reality is he was the younger brother of a gangbanger Taylor had beef with stemming back to his teenage years in Florida.
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Washington Red Wolves feels like such a tacky name. It just feels like an XFL or minor league name to go with. I hope they keep it as Washington Football Team or go with something politically related.
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>>114149680
About 3,000 people, including the entire Washington team and the NFL’s commissioner, attended Taylor’s funeral in Miami.

The Redskins defense took to the field with only 10 men for the first play of their next game — a tribute to the hard-hitting free safety
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Reminder that Dan Snyder the Jew cost Gruden his job
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>>114149772
yep, and so blatantly obvious too
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>>114149839
>go with something politically related.
I think Red Tails is a really cool name desu

>but white players on a team named for black people!
Blacks play on a team called the Vikings. It doesn't matter.
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>>114149839
I like it though. Red Wolves are native to the region, it lets them keep the "Red" in the name, and it'll be the first "dog" type nickname / mascot in the league with like 4 or 5 cats and 4 birds.

Being something politically related or "warlike" would be so cliche and lame. And telling of our culture. Honestly those would feel more XFL like to me, the name doesn't have to be "badass".
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>>114149867
>>but white players on a team named for black people!
>Blacks play on a team called the Vikings. It doesn't matter.
How have you not realized at this point that consistency doesn’t matter to these fags. If they can get mad at whitey they will do so, and that includes white players playing on a “Red Tails” team.
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>>114149895
I'm not saying my logic will be accepted, I'm just showing that it's valid
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>>114149867
>>114149891
>>114149895

Honestly, they should go with the Washington Sentinels and bring in Joe Flacco.
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I have an exam today during Tom Brady vs Philly :(
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>>114149915
>being younger than me
Shouldn’t be allowed
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>>114149915
Good luck. Best time to catch the game would probably be the 4th quarter anyway.
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>>114149891
I think they'd avoid something warlike or native american. Political makes more sense since it's a political city. You've got the capitals and nationals already. Wizards and Mystics are left field but they're both a magical name.
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bengals
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>>114149906
Honestly, Flacco should replace Snyder as the owner
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>>114149955
It should be the Washington Democrats just to own the chuds
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Eagles are going to beat Brady. It's the one thing they do well. All you Brady simps are going to get put in your places once again.
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>injuries and mystery rona diagnoses despite clot shot marketing
i’d like to congratulate the browsn for their upcoming victory
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>>114150120
>Washington Red Hogs
heh
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>>114149680
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>>114150120

I would be all for that, it would redpill the majority of middle America who still aren't aware that our capital city is basically hostage to single party left/statist rule and in need of being decentralized
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>>114150131
Why do you have to say shit like that … now I know the iggs are getting ass raped
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>>114150175
Most leftists would love secession/decentralization. We would love nothing more than to not have to subsidize your welfare asses anymore
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>>114150208
>>114150175
Do you faggots ever not talk about politics and remember what board you're on
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>>114150208
Does that mean California can stop stealing my water?
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>>114150131
7-2
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>>114149915
>night class
brutal, my least favorite part of uni. it's always like one a week for 4 hours
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>>114150208
You subsidize the blacks in those states and I'm sure they'll move to yours when the welfare and ebt stops
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>>114150220
/sp/ stands for sports politics
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>>114150222
I’m in Seattle so not my problem
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>>114150239
>Not taking classes from home where all you have to do is review the material and turn in your assignments
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>>114150208

I think your retarded ass mistook what I meant by decentralization, which is a general term. I meant breaking up the mass of federal bureaucracy and sending it throughout the union. So the department of education could be in one state, Pentagon in another, department of agriculture in another, etc. Rather than all massed together and a bunch of colluding outright statist cronies who don't give an actual shit about the whole country they're governing.
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>>114150239
It's an 11 AM class but the exams are at 7 PM
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>>114149680
Sean Taylor/Ed Reed GOAT stack in Madden franchise mode 2005/2006
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>>114150251
You should be well aware that the rest of the state hates you and would force you to move in your scenario under the threat of death

t.Chelan
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Why do we think some guy who played 3.5 seasons is the greatest shit ever?
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>>114150259
>We BASED magapedes want to secede!
>W-well we didn’t actually mean that...i-it was j-just a j-joke
Pathetic.
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>>114150337

>putting words in my mouth because you have nothing to remark on what I just said
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>>114150342
>I’ve got it! Instead of having only a single governing body for the entire country’s education in one place, let’s put that entire governing body in another state! Decentralization!
Republican education
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>>114150361
That fag doesn't speak me. I'm all for letting you fags wallow in your urban shitholes and fend for yourselves and since none of you grow or produce food it won't be long before you fags descend to Mad Max anarchy
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>>114149114
>TB: Rob Gronkowski (ribs) officially out Week 6 at PHI
I hate it when I eat too many ribs and have to miss work. Get well soon, Gronk
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>>114150361

>nothing could go wrong with every employee of every federal bureaucracy of the country tasked with governing said massive country all concentrated in one small dot on the map taking on increasingly larger amounts of role and funding while getting progressively more detached from the life, context, and perspectives of different countrymen

you're a tit. This isn't even partisan. They're becoming a bona fide cabal and that helps no one but themselves and their lobbyist endorsers
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>>114150467
And the parasite minorities
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People who talk about politics don't deserve to talk about football
Both Gruden and Kaepernick would shit on every one of you
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>Tom Brady has never lost to the Falcons
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Is every board on 4channel now just a shitty politics hub whenever there isn't a major event? Did 2016 really fuck up this website that badly?
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>>114150424
90% of the food the west coast consumes is grown/raised in blue counties in California. We may have to eat slightly less beef from Idaho/Montana and swap it out for fresh seafood. Oh no!
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>>114149260
Feels good man.
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>>114150551

At least it's organic discussion and not literal top-level bots turning every single subreddit into a weaponized political machine from r/kitties to r/killconservatives, whenever the masters press the button
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>>114150551
4chan has been a shitshow since before 2010 you cancerous retard
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>>114150554
>necessarily having to lower farm subsidies and taxes to own the chuds
can we not?
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>>114150492
>Chud is sad that his bread and circuses have less hold over people than they used to
People are waking up to the evils of white supremacy. We will continue to seek out and pry people away from the distractions your ilk have used to deceive people into believing the systemic bigotry of this nation is acceptable.
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>>114150599
>circuses
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>>114150554
The only thing your shithole of a state grows is fruits and nuts. The bulk of crops like corn and wheat come from the midwest and it's a laugh that you called the farmers in California blue when electoral maps show them consistently red. Hope you enjoy starvation faggot
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>>114150597
>lowering farm subsidies
>bad thing
Farmers are the biggest welfare recipients in the US, even though chuds blame it on inner city People of Color
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>>114150626

Nonsense, it's the mass of fags and spics in LA and the Bay Area that grow the nation's fruit and nuts
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>>114150599
This is why I married a Colombian woman. She is not only very sexy but she hates niggers and fags more than I do. Latinas dab on white women(American) and give white children. Yes some of the crazy latina meme is true but if you can break them in bed they behave.
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>>114150632
It makes the chips and the pop cheap as hell for your welfare voters
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>>114149185
>Remember when they...beat THE LIONS
Yes, I do.
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>>114150642
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>>114150642

How did that happen? I've tinder travelled to Colombia before and they're pretty hot and available. But I wouldn't know how to close the gap and actually nab one as a wife.
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Is Tom Brady still elite?
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>>114150669
When in Colombia, do as the Colombians do - literally close in and nab her off the street
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>>114150170
I don't miss him. How is that the NFL had better judgment than key states?
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>>114150727

I'm guessing if I ever wanted to go through with it I'd have to get a nice flat or airbnb for a few months and just go hunting. I'm not sure if I'd want to live there though. I am a fully remote SWE.
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>>114150634
They pick it but they don't grow it
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The Dallas Cowboys.
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>>114150760
are going to lose to the Packers in the playoffs again
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>>114150748
>going anywhere near the equator
Disgusting. Jungle weather creates jungle people.
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>>114150770
I really don't know why retards think a high win count in the regular season means anything beyond playoff position. The Steelers won 11 games in a row one season then lost in the wildcard
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>>114150700
it's really fucking fishy that he plays this well at 44
peyton was cooked at 39
brees was cooked at 41
ben is cooked at 39
favre was cooked at 41
marino was cooked at 38
he's going to become football's lance armstrong one day, isn't he
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>>114150788
Rodgers historically has had Dallas' number in any year, even when they're balling out. I dunno, feels different this year, though. Defense feels way better, I feel like Dan Quinn would know what to cook up. Game would be like 56-49
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>>114150775

Beaches are comfy and latinas are hot, don't care didn't ask
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>>114150789
People have been saying that for 10 years, alongside his many other obituaries. If someone with that much scrutiny on them were doing something untoward, no matter how beloved or iconic they are, it would have come out by now
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>>114150789
I think Brady is ready to lose a testicle for another ring, yes.
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>>114149915
I went to school in Colorado and had a Intro Chem exam during a TNF game in 2013 (Prime Peyton season) where they updated the score live on the whiteboard mid-test
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>>114150789

You have to understand how unique and age-resistant his style is. Not a lot of movement in the pocket, just slight footwork. Quick releases on short passes and routes. Only the occasional bomb to keep the safeties honest. He's done this for at least a decade now and you can honestly do it until you're 50 given no major injuries. Conversely, the guys who rely on mobility, or like to bomb it, are going to suffer when the joints start to go.

He's been helped a lot by the league cuddling QBs since 2000 too.
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>>114149794
>Sean Taylor was killed
>it was gang-related/motivated
>reality is that Sean Taylor has an old beef with a gangbanger and that gangbanger's younger brother killed Sean Taylor to settle the score

That makes no sense. So you think Sean Taylor pissed off some gangbanger ("a beef stemming back to his teenage years in Florida"), and instead of that gangbanger settling the score with Sean Taylor, he sends his 17-year-old little brother to do it? And the way this 17-year-old "settles the score" for this old beef his older brother has with Sean Taylor, is being entering his home with 4 others all 4+ years younger (16, 17, 18, 19, 20) than Sean Taylor (24), and the way they "settle the score" is being trying to rob Sean Taylor? They didn't think Sean Taylor was home, and they had already went through a safe and desk located in Taylor’s bedroom in a previous breaking and entering, but this time when they went to enter Sean Taylor's bedroom, Sean Taylor was in there with his girlfriend and 18-month-old daughter cowered under the covers. Sean Taylor came at them with a machete, so they shot him once in the thigh and ran off. Shooting someone in the thigh is the thing you always see people do in the movies when you're trying NOT to hurt someone too bad. And when some big dude is coming at you with a machete, you're going to be pretty mad. And if they were trying to settle some old gang score they should have been plenty mad on top of that. So why would they just shoot him one in the thigh and run off without harming him, his girlfriend, or the baby further?
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>>114150889
>So why would they just shoot him one in the thigh and run off without harming him, his girlfriend, or the baby further?
Black people are poor, bullets are expensive, don't you watch the news?
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>>114150889
>They didn't think Sean Taylor was home,
Anon learns what a cover story is. If they got caught before doing the deed, attempted burglary brings a much leaner punishment than attempted first degree murder.
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>>114150889
>Shooting someone in the thigh is the thing you always see people do in the movies
Oh you’re a white suburbanite who thinks movies are real life, now I know I can ignore you
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Brady about to beat the breaks off the eagles lol. Also reminder my musical taste is better than yours:
https://stereorecords.bandcamp.com/album/suspicious-person
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>>114150987
brakes*
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>>114150987
>Also reminder my musical taste is better than yours:

False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7G8Ag9JmFE
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>>114151023
>unironically posting Toe
lol
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>>114150987
Are those just Anime OSTs?
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>>114150987
Not gonna happen. Wanna make a bet?
If Eagles win, I want you to place sharpie in pooper and take timestamped pic.
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>>114150983
>Oh you’re a white suburbanite who thinks movies are real life, now I know I can ignore you

Your brain doesn't function very well. Does it matter if he said:

Shooting someone in the thigh is the thing you always see people do in the movies when you're trying NOT to hurt someone too bad.

or

Shooting someone in the thigh is the thing you do when you're trying NOT to hurt someone too bad.

???
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>>114151052
You really think those are anime osts? lol
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>>114151067
But they are...
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>>114151042
>getting filtered by Toe
ishygddt
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>>114151067
You posted shit in Japanese
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>>114151080
Using a sample from anime osts is not the same as an anime ost.
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>>114151083
Mathrock fucking sucks lol, Toe being one of the worst bands within the genre. I don't even listen to mathrock and I know better mathrock than you
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>>114151101
What did he mean by this?
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>>114150973
>Anon learns what a cover story is. If they got caught before doing the deed, attempted burglary brings a much leaner punishment than attempted first degree murder.

So in your brain, the plan was to kill him, using the robbery as a cover story. 5 people enter the home, only shooting him once, in the thigh. The reason they shot him in the thigh is because the 17 year old who shot him in the thigh was a master mind that knew the exact way to shot someone in the thigh to result in his death?
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>>114151092
ぶす
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>>114151121
Imagine actually having such awful taste that you circumvent any soul in music and instead post dumb weeb shit drum n' bass ripoffs that sound literally 15 years behind anything good the genre ever did lol
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>>114151139
It's not anime osts the same way a chord progression is not the same song as another song
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>>114151167
>that sound literally 15 years behind anything good the genre ever did lol
It's from 04. You clearly don't know shit lol
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>>114151145
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>>114151201
yeah, and it still sounds like weeb ripoffs of good artists from the mid 90's, sounds like what someone who smells awful would bug their 60 year old mom to watch them play on a sound voltex macine
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>>114151182
but what you're talking about is not using the same chord progression as someone else, it's recording someone else playing the chord progression without their knowledge or input and then saying it's yours because you out a drum machine behind it.
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>>114151201
Sounds like The Prodigy but worse
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Sorry Eagles, Brady is playing today so you know the drill.
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>>114151167
https://youtu.be/iU0LA8sP4UY
You got btfo. This sounds better than Toe and by a long shot.
>>114151243
Prove it bitch. What song is it ripping off?
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>>114151271
no need, giggles have no shot as it is
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>>114151253
Except, you can clearly tell what anime osts the samples are coming from.
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>>114151304
>You got btfo. This sounds better than Toe and by a long shot.
it's a shame you're such an insufferable fuck cause that does actually sound cool. sounds like Sonic Adventure OST music, granted - and nowhere near as emotionally powerful as anything Toe has ever done, but still cool
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>>114151353
So just because they did a bad job ripping it off that means they're not ripping it off?
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>>114151407
You don't even listen to electronic music lol. Why don't you go listen to your country music where all the sing about is ice cold beers and trucks.
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>>114151465
>go listen to recordings of people playing music instead of people playing recordings of music
lol
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>>114149839
For me it's the Washington War Hawks
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>>114149839
I like the Washington Riverhogs
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>>114150166
You see the browns injury report? No one practiced yesterday lol
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>>114151527
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>>114150642
based, you gotta break any woman early, anyone who can't just seethes on the internet about them.

btw GO BEEEERRRRRDS
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>>114150634
>Bay Area
>fruits and nuts

Nigga where?? Maybe like 60 years ago when one acre didn’t cost 2.3 million. There is effectively zero agricultural in the sf bay area. Gotta far head north, south to shithole Salinas, or to the valley to see any major agriculture
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>>114151608
white women disgust me
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>>114149114
>>114149401
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>>114150642
>white
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Bills are the most soulful team
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When will the Raiders make the playoffs again?
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>>114150642
>white
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>>114151868
I think you’d be surprised by some of the makeup of Latin American women.

It’s like 25% native 75% Iberian. Your boy will definitely pass. Add points if you have light hair and colored eyes. He might as well be Swedish at that point. Only problem is your Latin wife will make your kid Catholic. Meh. Could be worse.
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>>114151878
when they expand the playoffs to 16 teams

per conference
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>>114150642
>and give white children
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>>114151878
When he’s allowed to call the plays
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>>114149753

It was kids from Fort Myers, which is a 2.5 hour drive across the state from Miami. They threw the gun in the Everglades on the way back

Venjah Hunte, 20
>29 yrs in prison (pled guilty)
Jason Mitchell, 19
>life in prison (full 6 year trial 2007-2014, found guilty)
Charles Wardlow, 18
>30 yrs in prison (pled guilty)
Eric Rivera, 17
>58 yrs in prison (full 6 year trial 2007-2014, found guilty)
Timothy Brown, 16
>18 years in prison (pled guilty)

They were friends with Sean Taylor's half-sister in Fort Myers. The 17 year old who shot Taylor played for a youth football team in Fort Myers coached by her father.

For her birthday party, Sean Taylor had the half-sister from Fort Myers come in with some of her friends, and they all stayed in Sean Taylor's house for a few days before going back to Fort Myers

One of them was Jason Mitchell (the guy that got life in jail. as he was the mastermind), who watched Sasha Johnson opening a birthday gift from her brother — $10,000 in cash tucked in a purse. He also saw Sean Taylor’s gift to another sibling, also $10,000 in cash
>"Everything was in the purse. When I pulled it out, he was right there and he saw it," Johnson testified

While they were in town from Fort Meyers, Sean Taylor paid Mitchell $300 to help him mow the lawn and clean the home’s pool deck

A few weeks later, Mitchell came back from Fort Myers, broke into Taylor’s home but came away empty. He decided to return, but this time with his four friends

On Nov 18 (when the Redskins were in Dallas, L 23–28 @Cowboys), they pried open a window to Taylor's empty home and rifled through a desk and safe. They entered by prying open a window and went through a safe and desk located in Taylor’s bedroom

On Nov 26 (when the Redskins were in Tampa, L 13–19 @Bucs), they thought Taylor would be in Tampa/not at home, so they returned, where surprised by Taylor, and shot him in the thigh when he came at them with a machete before they ran off
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>>114151608
Retarded amount of lipstick, fake eyebrows, and caked on makeup
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>>114151913
californians need to be banned from here
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>>114149573
>>114149658
Ya love to seethe it
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>>114151944
sorry meant to respond to this >>114151930
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>>114151962
Lol spics in your state pencil themselves in as “white”, what’s your problem with a blue eyed (big)Brest fed Colombian-Arian kid?
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>>114150642
>white children

Imagine being this delusional
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hypothetical - playoffs are now:
>8 regional conference winners
+
>top 8 W/L records after excluding teams already in the former
>conference winners are seeds 1-8, second category are 9-16

do the playoffs improve from this?
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>>114152103
>More shit teams in the playoffs

No
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>>114152188
but you get to watch them get creamed AGAIN!
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Now that Tua is back I think that the Dolphins can turn things around, run the table and secure a playoff spot. Plenty of games left against worse teams including Jags, Falcons, Jets 2x, Giants, Texans, Titans defense, Ravens and the Patriots again.
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The Chargers right now are the Blake Griffin era Clippers. No, I will not elaborate further.
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>>114152211
didn't read but tua sucks
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>>114152103
nah, 14 teams in the playoffs you're already getting a guaranteed 2-3 bad teams that benefit from easy schedule/bad division. 16 teams you're gonna get 2 more. half the first round will be unwatchable blowouts especially since the hypothetical bracket would be 1v16 2v15 etc. also would result in more games and more injuries, teams would be crippled going into the owl
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>>114151942
oh, the reason why Rivera, the 17 year old who shot Taylor in the thigh, go such a long prison sentence is because he was found guilty of perjury/lying. He denied, under oath in open court, that he shot Taylor (he blamed it on Venjah Hunte) and claimed he stayed in the car parked outside
>"they was just saying that Sean Taylor had money in his house, they were just going to go in and get it. They already know where it’s at,” Rivera testified.
>“I just thought they was going to go in and get the money and come back out,” Rivera testified. “I was just sitting in the passenger seat.”

However, his Nike shoes left prints around Taylor’s house, the burglary tools used at Taylor’s house came from his garage, phone records showed his way lying (letter he wrote attempting to get a witness to change her testimony, etc), etc. Plus, he originally confessed to it on videotape, then tried to change his story
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>>114151869
objectively wrong
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>>114152211
upgrading from the 33rd best qb to the 32nd best qb is not gonna change anything lol
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>>114150642
>muh latinas
Guaranteed you are a loser
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>>114150642
nice fanfic retard
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>>114149114
Juju ):
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>>114151705
it's called sarcasm. Possibly the most impractical, limp wristed metro areas in the nation.
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>>114149697
It wasn't gang related. It was a burglary organized by someone who went to a party at the house. They thought Taylor would be out of town for a game but he was injured and at home in Florida. Taylor's dad is a Sheriff and he came from a normal family
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>>114152211
Joy gave up on the lolphins, she's hot for Big Black Dak right now
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lmao @ greg roman's passing concepts
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>>114152489
Dak is not black though, he's Latinx
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>bro his schemes are basic bro
>bro the WRs don't even run the full route tree bro
>bro his offences aren't built to lead a comeback bro

Have you retards apologised to Greg yet?
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>>114152509
it gets worse lol, I think this retard's whole playbook is option routes
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>>114152549
holy shit lmao
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>>114152509
>>114152549
If you can't make WebMs your opinion means less than shit. Also you're a bong and should be using this time to visit your nearest dentist instead of denigrating the best playcaller in the NFL
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As a Bears fan i would happily take a QB like Lamar who is great in the regular season then bombs in the playoffs over a QB who is always bad.
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>>114149114
>LAC: Mike Williams misses practice with knee injury
He must have hurt it running past Troy Hill all of those times.
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what's the biggest one-year deal in NFL history? like getting signed for just one year, whats the most money anyone's made off that?
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Who wins first? Jags or Lions?
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>>114152720

Dak or Kirk got franchise tagged for like $40M, can't remember
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>>114152720
maybe tommy’s from last or this year idk
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>>114152737
Franchise tags aren't really a one year contract deal. They're like a draft order
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>>114152741
Tom signed a 2 year deal though
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>>114152737
I think Kirk got 26 or 28 mil for a franchise tag for a year. I don't think it hit 40 mil
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>>114151064
>what is the femoral artery
Shooting somebody in the thigh is a fantastic way to kill them. That’s why it’s funny to see somebody apply movie logic when it has no grinding in reality.
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>>114152764

They are in fact claiming and paying someone for a year of work
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How did the chargers manage to steer ship so quickly?
>rivers left
>anthony lynn was an idiot
>bottom of afcw
>immediately find next qb star and defensive sean mcvay
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>>114152737
is a tag the same thing as like Antonio Brown's one-year bucs contract?

>>114152720
and also is there a website where i can look up information like this for myself in the future. thank you
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>>114152806
The Chargers had unquestionably the best roster in the league when Rivers was in his 2nd/3rd season. It wound up leading to nothing. I’d pump the brakes before we decide the Chargers are great again.
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>>114152214
Spanos will be forced to sell because he's caught on tape asking why so many black people are at the game? like derwin james and Keenan allen and I think they have more players.
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>>114152214
ah good so nothing will happen then
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>>114152806
>defensive sean mcvay
anon i
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>>114152634
Too bad, you got the opposite in Foles
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>>114152825
Chargers were falling fast after their playoff push a couple seasons back. Then to immediately go from rivers to herbert when some franchises cant find one for decades is pretty impressive so far.
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>>114152980
True, it’s definitely better to be trending in the right direction than the wrong direction, but I’m just not getting my hopes up.
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>>114149697
if you want to go for wacky theories, you can shoot higher than that

Sean Taylor's dad is the Chief of Police of Florida City (Miami area suburb) and Sean Taylor went to the same high school the Florida Gov Jeb Bush's kid went to.... George Prescott Bush (born 7 years before Sean Taylor), who is now the 28th Land Commissioner of Texas (the state agency responsible for managing lands and mineral rights properties that are owned by the state). He is running to be the Texas Attorney General in 2022.
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>matt statfraud
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>>114153054
better than 95% of qbs
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I have a sneaking suspicion that the Lions will beat >us
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Some predictions for some teams over the next handful of weeks;
>BUF (4-1)
Wk. 6 W @ TEN 32-24
Wk. 7 (BYE)
Wk. 8 W vs MIA 38-13
Wk. 9 W @ JAX 33-10

>TB (4-1)
Wk. 6 L @ PHI 24-27
Wk. 7 W vs CHI 30-20
Wk. 8 W @ NO 28-24
Wk. 9 (BYE)

>KC (2-3)
Wk. 6 W @ WFT 24-17
Wk. 7 L @ TEN 20-28
Wk. 8 W vs NYG 28-10
Wk. 9 L vs GB 17-30

>SEA (2-3)
Wk.6 W @ PIT 28-22 (OT)
Wk.7 L vs NO 21-24
Wk. 8 W vs JAX 24-10
Wk. 9 (BYE)

>ARI (5-0)
Wk. 6 L @ CLE 24-30 (OT)
Wk. 7 W vs HOU 33-13
Wk. 8 L vs GB 27-28
Wk. 9 W @ SF 24-17
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>>114153184
Missing Carman is fucking rough but Hendrickson and Hubbard are going to eat Goof alive
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>>114153184
They are playing tougher than most people realize
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>>114153047

So they killed him because he went to the same school 7 years before one of the Bushes?
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>>114153184
can't wait desu
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>>114153358
The cabal works in mysterious ways
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>>114153184
Don't worry, just don't let them get a lead til after half time and then they'll just roll over and die. then all you have to do is clean up. The Bengals defense probably spent some time this week on loose ball drills, should be able to get 2-3 turnovers no problem. Just from Goof alone, I mean.
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Just want to see Brady carted off with a career ending injury tbqh pham
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>>114153444
Same but Lamar
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>>114153444
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>>114153466
>inb4 hoping for and celebrating are different things
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Real contenders:

>DEM BOYZ
>Rammies
>Billz
>Chorgers
>Ravens
>Cardinals


Frauds:

>Tampon Gay Cuckaneers
>Green Gay Fudgepackers
>KansASS Shitty Queefs
>Cuckalina Panturds
>Donever Broncucks

Fringe teams:

>Bungles
>Eagles
>Saints
>Raiders
>Vikings
>Browns
>Shithawks
>Titans

SHIT teams:

>Patriots
>Jest
>D*lphins
>The Football Team
>Gnats
>Faguars
>T*xans
>Clots
>Shittsburgh Stoolers
>Bears
>Loins
>$(ers
>Failcons
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The #1 WRs for the Colts and Texans making some nice company

Colts drafted Pittman #34 overall out of USC in 2020

Cooks went #20 overall in 2014, he had five 1,000 yard receiving seasons, including his year with Tom Brady in 2017 (Cook's was Brady's most targeted WR with 114 targets, Gronk was #2 with 105... Cooks had 1082 yards, 7 TD and the Patriots went 13-3 and lost in the Super Bowl to the Eagles)
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>>114153466
Can't imagine not recognising sarcasm. Must be a 70 IQ mutt thing

>>114153497
I'm strongly pro injury. The more players seriously injured the more my enjoyment in watching NFL. Sorry you can't appreciate cripple kino
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>Detroit Lions
More like Detoilet Cryin' amIright?
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>>114153538
McLaurin needs to get far away as possible from that organization.
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Would there be a riot if they decided to name them the Washington Nigs?
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>>114153556
Is this based or cringe? I'm glad he's not a soulless tool like Belichick or any of his spinoffs, or a disingenuous piece of shit like Nagy or Meyer, but it's hard to take that seriously, especially after only a few games
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>>114152724
By all logic the Lions since they haven't really been blown out like the Jags have been consistently.

Lions have looked better but the Jags also could get a lot better as the season goes on. They have actual talent on their team. Lions have just been playing way above expected. I'm a Lions fan and I don't think it will last. But they may steal a win from the Bengals or Eagles.
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What are some infamous "they moved UP to take __insert shit player here__ in the draft" just in general, for your team, whatever. Give me some good draft fail pls
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>>114149295
this
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>>114153648
Packers, Jordan Love, ez. Not only that but they traded with the Vikings to do it
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I really think that the Lions are gonna be in the playoffs within 4 years
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>>114153569
>McLaurin needs to get far away as possible from that organization

He is currently in the 3rd year of his rookie contract, only costing the Redskins $1.1M. Will be interesting to see who he ends up getting his big pay day from when his rookie deal is over

He was born and raised in Indianapolis, so would be interesting to see him go to the Colts

For college, he went to Ohio State where Dwayne Haskins was his QB, so they could reunite those two at the Steelers too
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>>114153617
Crying is a bitch move so of course he's cringe what a fucking pussy.
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Why aren't the Seahawks moving Wilson to IR?
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>>114153753
If they drop two in a row they'll have the option to rush him back the week before the BYE
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Patrick Queen more like Patrick Princess
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>>114153617
Based. You know his team is feeling super distraught from losing on two field goals, one borderline miraculous.

It's not like he was bawling or anything. Or crying because HE wants to win. Dude felt for his boys and They're fighting their asses off for him.
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>>114153735
hope he goes to the pats. they desperately need something on offense, fucking awful to watch.
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A lot of the top QBs probably could have been great tennis players.
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>>114153778
why did you willingly give money to a known grifter?
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>>114153603
sick joke dude, never heard that one before, where do your ideas come from?
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>>114153778
Don't give up, they're going to win! If it takes one week, if it takes eleven weeks, they will win a game
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Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.
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>>114153778
Lawrence is elite
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>>114153948
Shart fartold falling apart? Who could've seen that coming. Get PJ Walker in before you're 3-4
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jesus fuck
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>>114153968
please kill yourself
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>>114153925
based
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>>114153980
>potential for 3 top 5 picks
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>>114153980
Lotta draft capital. Seahawks might be getting the call in January
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>>114153948
Shall be nicking this one.
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>>114154077
Use it wisely
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>>114153868
My mom told me that one
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White players think wins are what matter, but they aren't. All that matters is padding stats to gets me dat big contract
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>>114153556
context?
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When is the league going to step in and do something about this
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>>114153980
Pull the trigger Philly
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>>114154272
He's going to the fins the second Tua gets injured again.
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>>114154272
If Gruden can't coach for saying faggot 10 years ago this little motherfucker is DONE in the NFL
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>>114153444
>a-any day now~!
Seriously, aren't you ban evading or did it time out?
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>>114153980
clots will not let wentz play the required share of snaps if they're way below .500 by midseason
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>>114153980
Sucks that it's a year with no stand out QB
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>>114153980
>Jets don't even have a top 10 pick with Xeattle's pick
Kek. Although it doesn't matter who the Jets draft since it's a given that they're going to ruin his career
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Test
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>>114149395
what's worse than sitting through a chargers' game?
sitting through a chargers' game in a wet diaper
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How can one man be so based?
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>>114149395
>Do you like Adult Diapers?
>There's plenty of diaper options for incontinence that are far better than the ones you're thinking of, they can hold more than a single "leak", but full on usage, mutliple times. You'll be pleasantly surprises how comfortable they can be (Gotta be 100x more comfy than that stupid tube you're shilling) and will work wayyyyyy more effectively and you won't be changing anything during the game.
>Honestly I'd recommend Northshore Megamax's
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>>114154540
>the Murray one is tiny like Murray

Double based
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>>114154272
Someone needs to pull the trigger and end his life so he will never abuse women again. God just look at him. You can tell by his appearance he's committed a litany of crimes
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>>114154574
That's a spoopy skeleton
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>>114153980
GO BERDS! GOOOOO BERRRRRDS
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>>114149772
>This is what you call a distraction folks.
yep
you've got to wonder: are people so unthinking that cynical posturing like this actually makes them feeel good?

yes, there will thousands in the stands cheering when the banner unfolds and some douche will tweet how he knelt in front of his tv
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>>114149867
>a team called the Vikings.

obligatory: named after marauding thiefs and rapists
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>>114154547
look at this bag of meat
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>>114154540
>>114154574
Where is the one for Rudolph, though
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>>114154636
That's a little too based
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>>114150889
>why would they just shoot him one in the thigh and run off

>I have never shot a gun
fify
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>>114154574
Quit this fucking meme. Kyler isn't tiny. He's above average height
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>>114149114
is tnf free on basic tv?
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>>114154712
It's on fox
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>>114154272
>trade all that draft capital
>for a player potentially banned from the league
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>>114154684
average for a man in general, tiny for an nfl qb
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HE'S BACK!
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OH NO NO NO NO NO
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>>114154765
Thank, God. I hope he recovered from his psychic injury. This is worse than that time a black nascar driver saw a scary rope
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>>114154738
THE CHAMP IS HERE

THE CHAMP IS HERE
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>>114154765
let's just disregard the fact that gruden agreed to sign him to the team and assume that he hated nassib too because he didn't believe that a different gay player was any good (and he wasn't any good, he didn't even make it in the cfl)
what a soft little bitch
although if it was a cunning way to get a free pity day off by pretending to be offended, then hats off to carl, nice 3d chess move
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>its another mike evans drop because tom didnt drop it perfectly in his arms and then mike looks for a flag even with no one around him

i still dont get why he's considered elite.
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>>114154765
lotta twink buttholes pounded yesterday sounds like
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>>114154870
>It's a Mike Evans commits obvious OPI that gets called DPI episode

He's singlehandedly destroying CBs will to live
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>the Lions are literally the unluckiest team in the league

LMAO
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>>114154854
>a free pity day off by pretending to be offended

This. Like bereavement time for people you didn't even know.

>uncle I've met maybe twice in my life
>dad texts me he died
>dad doesn't even care
>tell boss my close uncle just passed
>big pity party
>get three days paid time off
>hang out with dad
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>>114154926
What exactly were the metrics used to determine how lucky a team is and for how many seasons?
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>>114154926
>raiders
>lucky

Really?
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>>114154956
Pythagorean Projection since 1935. The Lions lost 46 more games than they should have
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>>114153556
based, loins are much better than what I expected and what their record shows
>lost to tucker record breaking field goal helped by an ebin no call delay of game
>failed to score points on 4/5 redzone trips against bears
>lost to last second field goal again to vikings
i unironically root for detroit a bit
t. burrs fan
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>>114154973
Yes, they were way lucky back in the day
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>>114154986
bills got that wildcard bye locked up
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>>114149114
Eagles will win tonight. They have played very solidly against other NFC South teams, and Buccaneers won't be any different. They have taken too many injuries, so their defense won't even show up. Eagles will comfortably hold Brady to as low as possible and outscore the Bucs.
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>>114154989
I'm surprised it's only 46 considering how often they blow a lead
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>>114154986
this season was literally built for a bills fifth owl loss
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>>114155007
I just saw that it goes back to 1935. Makes a lot more sense now.

>mfw Raider fan for the last 20+ years
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>>114155002
>>lost to tucker record breaking field goal helped by an ebin no call delay of game
Lucky turnover
>>failed to score points on 4/5 redzone trips against bears
You know why? Cause they're shit. A good offense has to put 7s on the board
>>lost to last second field goal again to vikings
They only scored a touchdown because of a fluke fumble when the Vikings were running out the clock
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>>114155014
A $100 bet on the Moneyline for the Eagles pays out $250. A $100 bet on the Moneyline for Tampa to win pays $32.26
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Eagles 31 Bucs 10
Screencap this
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>>114155102
why give up draft capital
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>>114154897
would he still get away with it if he was full black?
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>>114155084
That's an easy 32 bucks
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>>114154986
Bills v Ravens AFCCG confirmed.
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>>114154893
hope he was gentle enough on Brady's that it doesn't hinder him too much tonight
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BRADY HAHAHAHHAAAAAAA HOW YOU LIKE THAT BITCH? YOU JUST GOT FUCK LIKE HOW ILL FUCK YO LIL BITCH HAHAHAHWOOOOWOOO
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>>114155173
I think you meant Ravens vs. Chargers, homie...
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>>114155057
>Lucky turnover
Not as lucky as a fucking 66 yarder you ape. People get the ball punched out all the time.
>You know why? Cause they're shit. A good offense has to put 7s on the board
They were one of the best redzone offenses before that game. What?
>They only scored a touchdown because of a fluke fumble when the Vikings were running out the clock
This game was whatever. They also missed a 49 yarder earlier in the game. However scoring and converting the 2 point conversion to lose to another fucking field goal felt like robbery. That said it didn't sting as much as the others to me.
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>>114155220
Based
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>>114155220
Doesn't she have palsy or something and needs help standing? or was that bs?
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>>114155220
>sweaty, Trey'shon is in town for the big game :DD
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>>114155199
who is this
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>>114155220
>that sneaky cutie in the top left
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>>114155220
You white bois never had a chance...
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>>114155102
based
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>>114155220
qrd?
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>>114155231
Bills are going to have the 1st seed. Chargers and Ravens will have the next two. Not this year, vato.
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>>114155276
Killer Mike
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>>114155232
>Not as lucky as a fucking 66 yarder
It's not luck when it's Justin Tucker
>They were one of the best redzone offenses before that game. What?
Ah yes 4 touchdowns in 5 trips to red zone or whatever. This is the mark of a secretly good team. Spiritualwinfags are lunatics.
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Bucs 36 Iggles 34
Brady 2 TDs 1 int 348 yards
Hurts 3 TDs 2 ints 279 yards
Coom gets another touchdown
RoJo gets more reps to try to assuage his shattered confidence
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Who can stop them?
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>>114149573
You're retard.
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>>114155408
themselves
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Fuck John Gruden and fuck the people defending him.
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>>114155408
Jerry Jones
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>>114155408
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Tom should be leading MVP votes right now change my mind.
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Eagles 61 Bucs 0
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Jalen Hurts tonight: 25/32, 515 yards, 6 passing TDs and 200 rushing yards
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>>114155401
>Iggles 45 Bucs 34
>Brady 4 TDs 2 int 387 yards
>Hurts 5 TDs 0 ints 401 yards
>Smitty gets 3 TDs
>Sanders gets literally 3 carries but no one complains
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>>114155480
Yep, saying otherwise is just trying to cope
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>>114155482
>>114155518
>>114155546
no one would stop me from shitting up this entire forum for at least a week if any of these ended up happening.
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>>114155482
>>114155518
That sounds about right
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>>114154986
>the bills are down there because they drew the AFCS and NFCS this year
what is with the south and sucking?
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>>114155480
Not right now, but after tonight, he will be.
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Brady is stretching his lead for MVP tonight
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>>114155623
He won't get past the 50 yard line tonight
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Damn, Brady’s life story sounds like it was made up by 12 year old. Unbelievable
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>>114155577
Who's MVP now? Kyler or Lamar Im thinking
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>>114155720
It's Brady dawg
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>>114155720
Allen atm.
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>>114154684
>Quit this fucking meme. Kyler isn't tiny. He's above average height
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>>114155720
Allen, followed by Murray and Brady. Honorable mentions to Lameme, Herbert, and Derrick Henry
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I've come to despise Bucs fans. They are truly deluded about the realities of their team and the players on it
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>>114155232
>>114155357
Reminds me of Butker talking about the prospect of someone eventually kicking 70+ yard goals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0zBnMjxDLg
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>>114154684
Kyler is 5 foot 9 inches by all photographic evidence
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Bills and Cards are fraud teams
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Trevor Lawrence is so good I'm not sure even the fucking Jaguars can fuck him up. He's that good

Needs a true #1 and he'llhave plenty of options in free agency and the draft. I expect the Jaguars to help lessen the logjam of talent at receiver in Denver (likely Hamler or Patrick are the odd men out) as well as probably pursue Allen Robinson again.
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>>114155805
to be fair, that post didn’t resonate well
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>>114155862
idk. put him on a team like the cowboys with all their weapons, would you rather have him or Dak?
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IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_3e_vT0RDg
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>>114155947
>no based perna
>reddit mcfagfass

CAN I GET SOME "NO THANKS"
IN THE CHAT
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>>114153542
>new zealand
>bug chassing bum boi
>IQ
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Is this guy legit retarded?
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fraud team power rankings (most fraud to least.)
cards
ravens
cowboys
chargers
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>>114155997
>Belichick coaching tree
yes
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>>114155997
yes
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>>114149152
Most fun team to watch rn.
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>>114155997
Yes.
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>>114156002
Bills should be on that list
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Not sure if based or cringe
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>>114155943
>put him on a team like the cowboys with all their weapons
I think Dak is way underrated. For one game, today, I take Dak. But long-term, Lawrence is going to be better. There's simply just some throws Lawrence can make that Dak can't but experience is the biggest factor right now.

Lawrence looks like a rookie at times, and other times he looks like white Mahomes running full sprint to the sideline and chucking an accurate pass 60 yards downfield. The Jags' biggest problem is that they have a Belichick-tier WR corps without a Belichick-tier coach. Urban can't scheme those receivers open. The only receiver on the Jaguars roster worth keeping right now is Laviska Shenault
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>>114156051
nope. fuck off pats fan
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>>114155987
He'll be quiet for a while as he resets his router.
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>>114156051
who do you think makes these retarded lists?
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>>114156070
>
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>>114153184
the rest of the league hopes they drop 40 on you for MCDC
sorry bud
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Have you finally realized that this is OUR YEAR?
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>>114156147
Brady owns you
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>>114155997
Yes
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can’t wait for the eagles to get booty blasted by the bucs tonight
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>>114156153
Good thing we're not facing Brady
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>>114155997
Yes
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>>114156163
Same desu
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>>114156069
That’s actually a pretty good take.
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>>114156170
>dook poopscott
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it’s amazing how much i fantasize about penises. eagles ftw btw!
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>>114153980
lol a garbage draft and the eagles have all these picks
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>>114156210
Cope
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>dick shitstick
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>>114156249
sneed
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>>114155480
It'll come down to him and Josh Allen towards the end. The decider will be the game against each other.
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>>114149772
Distraction from what?
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>>114156272
Cope
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Think it’s as good as time as any to remind folks that i have no gf.
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>>114155518
>Still lose
The Eagles will lose the way they lost to KC.
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>dik poopsuck
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The Bills played four Mickey Mouse teams (and lost one!) plus an out-of-form Chiefs, and people honestly think they aren't frauds. foh
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>shit shitpiss
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dip poopscott
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>dork asscock
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sacked asscot
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>>114149839
Literally none of the suggestions are better than Football Team
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dak “i think that females with feminine penises are cute” prescott
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>stat padscott
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>>114149114
>Dirk Pootshart
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>>114155862
Next season they also get Etienne back who he should lick with. Etienne and Robinson can be a decent knock-off Chubb/Hunt duo if they develop their O-line. Would ease some pressure off of Trevor letting him properly develop.
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>cool desktop
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>mak lastshot
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>dakota presscock
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>crack poolshot
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>>114156249
Cowboys seeded over Bucs? Is the tie breaker not h2h?
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>sack pickscott
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>Derak Prescarr
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>lack goodshot
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>Dak Prescott, the Super Bowl MVP
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>shit shitshit
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>deck pushmop
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>crack passrock
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>dick poopscott
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>spam forcedmeme
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This is fucking Reddit now.
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>cool mascot
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>jak blowitoutyourasscock
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>this is fucking reddit now-scott
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>dak prescott
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>dick preddit
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>
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>kad ttocserp
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>Pooa Turdtoiletgrovler
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>Trick Sickflip
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doesnt rodgers realize that admitting he enjoys a nice cock will get him
another ring?
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>>114156888
confirmed and bravepilled
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>>114156888
Too brave of him. I really don’t expect him to come out until after he retires
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>Duke Shoop-da-Whoop
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>>114150642
Enjoy your goblino Nick Fuentes type children retard
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dont feel like asking the weirdos over on /v/, is the new madden worth buying if i like madden games in general and havent bought one in like 10+ years? franchise mode only.
seems like most of the negative reviews are just "its the same as madden 21" which i dont care about since i didnt play for the last 10 years
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>Dink Dunkirk
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>>114156968
It's just the same as Madden 21 which was just the same as Madden 20 which was just the same as Madden 19 which was just the same as Madden 18 which was just the same as Madden 17 which was just the same as Madden 16 which was just the same as Madden 15 which was just the same as Madden 25 which was just the same as Madden 13
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>>114153980
>iggles
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>>114154272
He's going to cuck out Tua
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>>114153980
Holy shit Philly slow down
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>>114157025
To me Madden 17 was the last one to feel "new" to me and the last one i bought was 19 but im sure other people have different years for that.
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>>114155480
ehh nah.
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THE RAMS WOULD HAVE THE SAME RECORD WITH MATT RYAN AS QB
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>>114156243
>garbage draft

You know there's other positions outside of QB right?
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>>114157137
stafford fags truly need to be taken down a peg
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>>114157092
If you haven’t bought a new Madden in a decade id say just save your money and buy last years. Also only play offline franchise
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>>114154272
he's going to the fins my nigga
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>>114157293
current madden is on sale and actually cheaper than madden21 (why, i don't know) which is why it caught my eye
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>>114157293
>playing a madden past 08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wACpNSE1f1I
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W-we’ll at least put up a fight tonight right bros?
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I hate being a Lions fan. This shit is truly the worst.
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>>114157380
iggles unironically gonna win
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>>114157168
this looks to be a stellar d-line class and kyle hamilton is better than any 2021 safety, but otherwise 2021 does seem better
though 2022 shouldn't be a 2013 level dumpster fire
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>>114156051
Bills had a better defensive showing against the Cheefs than any team except the Bucs. They’ve already demonstrated last season they have a good enough offense to make it to the AFCG. It’s too early to call them owl favorites but they’re as legit as the Chargers and Ravens.
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>>114157389
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>>114157473
The Chiefs were hurt and out of form. It doesn't count in my book.
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>>114157168
>ban evasion
MANY SUCH CASES!
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>>114152188
>>114152270
>le bad teams in the playoffs
happens every year. I don't know why people pretend every playoff team is good or that you have to be good to have a good game.

I'd say look at the shitskins last season. They literally gave the eventual owl champs the only close game in the playoffs. And they had no business being in the layoffs.
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>It doesn't count in my book.
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>>114157608
why don't you just admit you're a janny?
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>>114157707
i'd believe it
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>goof
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>>114157707
I'm just pointing out the rules.
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>>114157366
WTF? Why did Bruce do that?
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>>114157798
Because EA just doesn't care.
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>>114157707
I've been saying it for a long time now. Tripniggers are all subhuman.
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>>114157837
This
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>>114149289
>It's so much easier than waiting in a massive line and missing some of the action

I remember read an article that said a possible reason for British soccer hooliganism back in the day was because the fans were packed in shoulder-to-shoulder and couldn’t leave their spot in the stands once the game started, so the guys would just piss right where they were standing and the result was a literal waterfall of piss flowing down the concrete stands.

The thing is, this piss would be full of male pheromones which caused an instinctual reaction in the males to become aggressive and violent, (this wasn’t helped by the game being boring as fuck) thus all the retarded behavior by Brit soccer fans.
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>>114157741
you break the rules all the time and never get banned. you're either a janny or sucking one of them off.
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>>114157946
I am not sure what you're talking about.
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>>114157583
They’ve been out of form because every top tier defense has figured them out since February.
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>>114157992
no more gennys, welcome to hell
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>>114158121
>>114158121
>>114158121
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>>114157992
We're going /jp/ style, no new general until this one gets pushed off the catalog
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>>114150889
>Sean Taylor came at them with a machete

HIs dad is a cop and he didn't own a gun?
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>>114153980

Lions will also get the 32nd pick in the 1st round from the Rams.
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>>114154986
> Rams with the 26th weakest schedual

Superbowl!
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>>114154560
kek



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