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My penguins (:
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>>114147410
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I love winners
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Our Bulju :)
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>>114147449
Based
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go blackhawks go kings (black kings)
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>>114147440
Same
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>>114147410
Real Gary thanking hours
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We got btfo on /cric/ again hocbros
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poo peeland
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shalom
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a salami like'em
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good thing they have reaves now
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>>114147410
>>114147417
are shit
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Who can stop Ovi?
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>>114147647
gary
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Nooo, reavesbros, weren't we supposed to have a revenge on Winston for what he did to our rapist and womanbeater? What happened? Why was there no fight?
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>>114147647
>5 shg
kwarb
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>>114147794
What does that mean? Sharts per game?
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Ahem, gentlemen
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My Tedsies
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>>114147842
i wish they were back, it's not fair bros
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>>114147410
based
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>>114147647
only divine intervention at this point. Even if he wants to call it quits when he hits 40, it still gives him 4 seasons to pot 163 goals. Which is a bit of a stretch at his age, but he could easily play until he's 42+. So unless it's a career-ending injury, I think he's going to take the title.
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My wingies :)
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after doing some tests i can conclude that tonight's games are indeed 100% fecal matter
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I don't care what you believe, if you're out there demonstrating in a costume with a sign then you're a chud and I've got no time for your bullshit. Keep to your own
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So did Reaves beat up Tom Wilson or not?
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>>114148329
> zero PIM
probably beat up wilson while refs weren't looking
STELS
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>>114148382
>bring in Reaves
>has no offensive upside, literally just to fight Tom Wilson who bullied your star
>not one fight, Panarin has no points because shook AF
>rags
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pre-marner farts smell bad today
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Only SHIT games today
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krak - preds will be good
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oof
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>>114148742
For who?
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>>114148763
Hmmm, Kakko?
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>>114148742
better remember the rules
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>>114148780
4u
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I was told the Ducks were a pushover this season. How did they do it last night?
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>>114148783
correct
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8x8 for our boy, lads.
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thinking about eating an imaginary banana
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Flamesbros this is the year our boy Dube pots 60 goals
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Thinking about Xenia eating that banana
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>>114148808
Sam on suicide watch
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>>114147722
>What happened?
reavtard is on his last legs and knows it. many shitty goons find themselves in this position near the end
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>morning yinzies thread
Holy BASED
Psalm 118:24
This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it.
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>>114149005
kill yourself
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>>114149013
suicides go to hell shan't
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>>114149013
t. Abdul
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>>114148889

I just ate a real one.
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>>114149042
I bet you did
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>>114149042
pretty racist

>>114149032
pretty islamophiobic
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Hey Hongcouver
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It is the initial component of many compound names, names made of two words. For example, عبد الحميد, ʿAbd el-Ḥamīd, usually spelled Abdel Hamid, Abdelhamid, Abd El Hamid or Abdul Hamid, which means "servant of The Praised" (God).
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>>114149069
Muslims go to Hell
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muslims go boom
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is it ok to reply "okay boomer" to islamic person?
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>>114149013
Repent
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LET'S GO MUS-LIMS! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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>>114149013
Repent*
Forgot pic
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>>114149127
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>>114149135
Thornton looking pretty happy here
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Minnesota Wild!
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>>114149113

The Muslim world didn't experience a baby boom after WW2 afaik.
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>>114149150
Are not playing tonight
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describe the state of your hockey
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>>114149135
A delusional man with a fucked up autistic wife
Placenta
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>#9
Gonna bounce back this weekend.
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>17 straight games on a road
>inb4: nothing about the isles is straight
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>>114149135
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>>114149150
Lets go!
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>>114147410
>>114147417
>>114147846
>>114149196
>>114149215
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bulju is awakened
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in Bakersfield
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it's a special day today
you'll be there, won't you /hoc/?
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>>114149417
i tell you to eat cock every day Randy what makes today any different
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>>114149421
it's the first game of the season
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>>114148808
Different teams have different season strategies. It's generally advised for sucker teams to try their best in the first half to maximize their chances to make it to garyoffs.
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>>114149427
There have been several
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>>114149417
ofc randy
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>>114149436
not for the canes :)
>>114149441
happy to hear that
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>>114149430
on the other hand a team like the duckies is better off missing garyoffs for a higher lottery pick
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>>114149417
i'll be there
just like my islanders
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>>114149427
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>>114149454
>higher lottery pick
do you have someone specific in mind?
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>>114149490
Their pick of any bust on the list
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Why is the only afternoon game of the week fucking Arizona vs Buffalo
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my prediction: puljujarvi gets 16 points in the garyoffs
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>>114149560
>Arizona vs Buffalo
that escalated quickly
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>>114149560
gary hates yurope
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SO
MANY
GOOD
GAMES
TODAY
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>>114149560

You thought they'd let you watch good games for free? Although that would make more sense marketing wise.
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my team is playing one of my second teams I just hope everyone has a fun time
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noone
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>>114149589

Oh lol disregard me, I can't read and I suck cocks.
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>>114149594
it's alright kings/knights bro. 1-1 isn't a bad record
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>>114149601
for free?
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>>114149611

I'd pay to suck a fresh, tasty benis.
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>>114149603
kitties and pennies
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>>114149628
hmm i might know a guy, i'll let you know
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really hoping my kongsies :) win tonight. making wagyu(australian) steaks to celebrate the start of the season
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>>114149657
you gonna wrap it up in a burrito Pedro bro
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>>114149678
los angeles is white
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>>114149690
jlmi
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>>114149690
those aren't my knights
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>>114149690
only 50% white according to google
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>>114149712
>(((google)))
50% white in some neighborhoods*
LA is 87% brown
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I’m a fan of five nhl teams
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>I’m a fan of five nhl teams
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>>114149751
cope I never lose since my teams are always on top
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for me, it's zero teams and only players
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>>114149759
okay name them
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>>114149745
what's your wife's boyfriend favorite team?
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i actually met a kings fan named Juan, he knew what icing was too
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>>114149766
Leafs Tampa bay St. Louis stars and canes
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>>114149745

I'm gonna bandwagon the 'Canes this season. The only cup contender whose game times don't fuck my sleep cycle up completely.
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>>114147846
Post yfw they absolutely BTFO the coyotes
and chinakhov gets 7 points on his debut
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>>114149778

OK Tampa has a shot at the cup, but no Finns, so that's a negative.
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>>114147647
What would Ovechkin's stats look like without losing games to 2 lockouts and 2 coof seasons?
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>>114149775
>Leafs St. Louis stars and canes
fine, all good teams (except leafs but whatever)
>Tampa
unacceptable
no fucking asterisk dynasty
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>>114149789
he'd already be at least #2
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Penguins
Kitties
Flames
Habs
Knights
Jets
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Blues
Edmonton Oilers
(k)Nights
Islanders
Stars
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Kongs
Cowswords
Oilels
BingBings
Blots

thats my top 5
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leafi
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Teds and I'm not a fucking Shannon so I hate every other team
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for me it's
Coyotes
Blues
Blackhawks
Sharks
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machines within
machines within
got a gun yeah
a terminator gun
machines within
machines within
t16
machines within
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>>114149761
>>114149841
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Avs
Bruins
Coyotes
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>>114149878
simple as 1, 2, 3
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official winners for 14.10
SABRES
canes
yotes
pants
>rags
leafs
bolts
kraken
kings
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>14.10
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if i see one more goddamn list of teams
i swear....
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>>114149909
Flames
Canucks
Oilers
Jets
Leafs
Habs
Senators
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>>114149913
now you've done it, i swore and everything
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>>114149913
What was the worst division in hockey? I'll take "Players still sleeping" for 600.
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Nashville
Iginla's teams
Gary's teams
Gary's other teams
Erie Otters
>rags
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Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla
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you think lehner laughed last night?
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>>114149928
that was obviously the pacific division
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>>114149965
FGC here
Faggot Gay Cocksucker
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>>114149984
what's up randy
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my kitty panties :)
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>>114149965
hey i recognize that profile picture!
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>>114149965
>sounds like you got offended from a simple wave
eh, what's wrong with that, eh
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>>114149992
thingken about cock
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>>114149965
Hello fellow Gamer
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>>114150009
If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen:]
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>>114150003
This yours, weeb?
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>>114150020
no i just like the artist
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>>114150026
Gays out
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>>114150037
/hoc/key is for everyone
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>>114150046
it's not
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>>114150026
based
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>>114150059
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thinking about cardio and pizza
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>>114150069
>not 'No Days Off' by Max Domi
NGMI
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>>114150078
i'll give you my cardio for your pizza
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>>114150085
damn gary stop trying to jew me out of my pizza
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>>114150069
BUY MY BOOK!
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>>114150092
i've been noticing that muffin top you've got, could use some extra exercise...
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>>114150093
If it’s ruining your life stop watching hockey lol
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>>114150102
my pizza is healthy though
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>>114150059
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>>114150147
is it tomato sauce or ketchup?
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>>114150143
this
>noooo my heckin leafies never win
kwab
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>>114150156
good one
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>>114150157
it says "placenta juice"
dunno what that is, i don't speak mexican
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>>114150147
are them plantains?? god I hope those aren't bananas
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I peaked in elementary school it’s been downhill for me ever since
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>>114150181
whatever it is you can make smoothies out of it...
you can keep your pizza
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Top tip: use one cup of boiling water put in a pan while baking bread
The steam helps get the crust harder and crunchy
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>>114150192
isn't that a line from a movie
>i'm too lazy to google it, you do it
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>>114150069
I have both panels, and ever since /hoc/ started calling me fat fuck I'm down 40lbs on my diet.
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>>114150238
Why did they chose a meme goblin? It could have been anyone else and they went meme goblin.
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>>114150238
holy fucking Jen
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>>114150238
jenned hard
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8 6 7 5 3 0 niii eee iine
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>>114150238
You guys may not be from around here, but that's Eastern Washington/Northern Idaho all over the place... yep...
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Sweet I can’t wait to watch!
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>>114150334
Wow it totally will leave out how many times Wojack is used to mock minorities or people with mental disorders
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I can't believe the penguins are winning the league, again!
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>>114150334
>Sweet I can’t wait to watch!
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dream team
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>>114150394
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>>114150364
i seriously can't believe it
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>>114150394
Why didn't Eichel come out
Why didn't Pu come out
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Worst general by far. You all are mentally ill
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okie dokie bros..
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>>114150421
Cope
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the Force tells me vegas wins the bowl
I'm sorry
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>>114150426
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>>114150421
mental illness is my super power
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>>114150421
>You all are mentally ill
it's not prohibited
just not advised
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>>114150435
the popcorn bowl?
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to be fair gayness is a mental illness and a bunch of you are fags
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>>114150473
i mean that's not really all that fair if i'm being honest
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>>114150473
uh-oh
t. luke prokop
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>i mean
gay detected
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>I think it's a good idea to relax the dress code because we want to express ourselves
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>>114150481
Luke prokop was traded to the Edmonton oil kings he’s not with the hitmen anymore
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>>114150495
hitmen dont like players or wrestlers that pose in gay magazines
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Syracuse and Colgate ladies start at 1800 on the e+
>for those who watch the prancy slow ladyice
Gary, why no really early games on? no one cares about sunbelt, we could be watching any of those game at noon
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Calgary bros he used us….
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>>114150421
I'm definitely mentally ill, but I blame society
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edmonton oily kings
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>>114150509
what kind of a society?
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>>114150508
that's life for a bottom feeder team
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>oilers
>oil kings
>but all the oil companies are in calgary

why are edmongolins like this?
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>>114150532
they all wish they were wolfpack
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>>114150426
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>>114150421
Yet here you are
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edmonton fossil fuelers
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>we now have Hockey Guys vying for supremacy of Youtub.e
someone contact me when it gets fun
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>second game
>seattle vs. nashville
Can >we do it?
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>>114150532
aren't flames bad to have around oil?
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all that yelling for 2nd place
kwab
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>>114150567
Yes, get touched by a predator, Squidwards, it'll be a hoot
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>>114150563
I can't wait till the lawsuits over the name "hockey guy" start flying
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Zhenya Tortorellov
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>>114150577
is the other one a manlet aspie too
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>>114150570
Did Peter have a prior stroke? Look at his right eye
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>>114150577
make one wonder if Shannon has his copyrights in legal due processed order
I'm sure that's occurred to him by now.. right?
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>>114150586
rest of his right side would be fucked up too
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>>114150584
It's a whole fucking group of re-rees
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Don’t the oilers realize how problematic their name is? it’s literally named after the very resource that’s killing our planet. Greta needs to come back and roast these fucking chuds in charge
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>>114150610
>the very resource that’s killing our planet.
Ecowarrior, you have my salute and the tip of my service cap, forward march, young man...
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>>114150615
at least Shannon is the most real to life image
is he transitioning or something; is he dating a trans or something? or is he simply associated by shitty anime drawings?
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>>114150610
Flames directly contribute to global warming. They should become the Calgary Carbon Captures if they wanted to be respected by Greta and Trudeau
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>>114150592
no because he's a kind of a simpleton and would not think his brand is worth anything until it's too late
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>>114150567
Winless franchise journey will continue
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>some teams will have played three whole games before the flames even start their season

why do you torture my patience gary
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>>114150610
Me personally can't wait until there's dirty mines opened all over the planet in search for cobalt and lithium so we can make batteries to use instead of fossil fuels. The second colonization of Africa will begin soon.
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Well someone should at least contact him and figure out the answer
>otherwise we'll be tortured hourly by a Schrödinger's dangling participle
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Bye everyone! I’m tired of seeing so much negativity on here about being disappointed and getting let down over something you built up in your own head. I’m also tired of people posting negative stuff and then when you reply, you are the shit person. I’m tired of this Adele and Taylor talk to about Taylor moving her date. I’m tired of so much shit in this Reddit page. So goodbye.

I would like to add a thank you to people who have ALWAYS been respectful and maintained a healthy relationship with this page and with Taylor. This is all about fun and you guys continue to have fun and enjoy and ignore the annoying people!
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>>114150654
oops
>>114150688
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>>114150694
no pls stay you can't leave the pack bro
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>>114150682
saving the best for last
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>>114150686
>The second colonization of Africa will begin soon.
all the major powers have at least one military base in africa, it's already begun.
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>>114150686
Your problem scale is broken. Get it fixed. GLOBAL climate change >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> local mines you fucking idiot/troll.
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>>114150694
You can fuck off from /hoc/ too if you're gonna copypaste shit from reddit. If I wanted to see a gay retard's opinion, I'd directly go there
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>>114150286
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>>114150710
Ahaha true once you western pigs realize it it’s too late China already took over Africa and you’re realizing it now this is why China always win
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>>114150694
Forever, lad
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>>114147647
Did the players just let Gordie get 800 when he was like 55 or whatever? There's no way I see an old man scoring.
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>>114150720
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>>114150724
quiet vancouver. china has one (1) little port base in africa, you guys got a long way to go
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>>114150686
>soon
It's done in all but name
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>>114147647
Was hull a lockeroom cancer? the flames won the cup when he was traded and he didn’t win diddly squat
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>>114150717
Because industrial mining is great for the climate and the landscape? Lol.
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>>114150707
Whenever the Ducks have an exciting season, think of me.
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>>114150744
Mostly by China. The West will be far far behind that growth when the need will be greatest, which in turn will make our dependency on China even greater.
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>Colorado’s Gabriel Landeskog will have a hearing for Boarding Chicago’s Kirby Dach
$5k fine, maximum allowable under the cba
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>>114150781
any word about that locker room rape, Gary???
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>>114150791
kosher
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>>114150781
He will get the same as coleman 2 games
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>>114147410
>>114147417
>>114149215
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>>114150781
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>>114150791
cope if it happened than Gary would’ve said it happened gary is a honest and good commissioner
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>>114150820
>getting upset you got hit while hotdogging it
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>>114150737

They don't need to bomb places to smithereens and try to install a form of government far too incompatible with their culture when they can just buy the local power that be and go straight to business. They'll eventually be mining resources from Afghanistan.
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>go kraken
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>>114150820
literally nothing. has the puck and from the side. put himself in a bad position should he just let him make a play because he's on he knees?
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>>114150820
Folks love saying that hockey players need to "finish their checks."

What they don't understand is that 95% of the time, "finishing checks" is, at best, interference and, at worst, extremely dangerous.
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>>114150835
that could be any american team though
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>>114150830
It doesn't stay that simple for long. Once the locals realize they're being exploited it tends to blow up into conflict and you'll need your military then
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>>114150808
I really, really like this smuk image
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oh boy i sure do love geopolitics in my hockey thread
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>>114150852
>>114150830
hey assholes, Hockey
>'member Hockey?? hockey remembers you...
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>>114150820
>boarding
>a good 5 feet from the boards
soft pusy league many such cases
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Brady Tkachuk #Sens: 7 years, $57.5 million. ($8.214m AAV)
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>>114150841
Welcome to nu-NHL where zero responsibility is on the hittable player.
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>>114150858
it has class... we should have more of that here...
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>>114150873
HAHAHHA oh fuck man HAHAHAHHA
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>>114150873
Don't remember giving this to Gary
t. intern
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>>114150873
Snes bros.... we won...
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>>114150808
Do you mind if I save this smuk image?
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>>114150841
business idea play the whole game on your knees so the whole other team gets penalized for hitting you every shift
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>>114150426
FUCKING WHITE MALE
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Whoa these two brothers are so quirky I love how they have each others back!
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>>114150506
I know someone who has a sister that plays at Syracuse but I'm not telling who she is. Colgate is really good but I only really follow WCHA teams.
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>>114150873
>all that drama for this piece of shit contract
Brady Tkachuk is a fucking mong
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>>114150909
Does Andrew Fox tweet at Adam Fox
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>>114150850

folks love saying that hockey players "finishing checks" is, at best, interference and, at worst, extremely dangerous

What they don't understand is that 95% of the time, "95%" is a random assigned value meant to instil a confidence interval to illustrate a point that has no substantiation, whatsoever.
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*scams you*
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>>114150933
We dont wonder that here
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*enters*
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>>114150909
At least Matthew knows capitalization rules
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>>114150941
Source?
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>>114150937
Wtf Matthew is a manlet
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>>114150873
FUCK THE FUCKING TKACHUK WHAT A FUCKING OVERPAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>114150820
>letting a softpusy push you 10feet into the boards
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>>114150959
not sure if he had a choice
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>>114150532
Corporate shit is in Calgary, actual production is in Edmonton and further north
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>>114148808
Their rebuild is pretty much finished and they are now on the upswing. They are a better version of last year's senators.
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>>114147410
POOnguins
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>>114150947
*pop*pop*pop* watching n*ggas drop
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>>114150958
cope scamming teams is what makes the tkachuks future captains who cares when they demand more money or throw temper tantrum’s theyre tkachuks meaning they are captains
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>>114150949
Me
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Wolf is Christian, and was born in Tustin, California, to Bruce and Tammy Wolf. His father was a Calgary Flames season ticket holder. He has a band of brothers, the Wolfpack, who posts in /hoc/
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>>114150981
Wolf began his junior career with the Everett Silvertips in the 2017–18 WHL season, serving as the backup goaltender behind the Philadelphia Flyers' then-prospect Carter Hart. Hart earned his second CHL Goaltender of the Year award in 2017–18 but Wolf also played very well, winning 13 of his 20 games with an impressive .928 save percentage.

With Hart graduating from the WHL into the Flyers' professional ranks before the 2018–19 WHL season, Wolf became the Silvertips' starter. He responded in fine form, posting the highest save percentage of any goaltender in the Canadian Hockey League (min. 15 GP) and amassing a 41–15–2 record. Ranked 12th by the league's Central Scouting Bureau among North American goaltenders eligible for the 2019 NHL Entry Draft,[3] Wolf became the 22nd and final goaltender taken when the Calgary Flames selected him in the seventh round, 214th overall.

Wolf posted stellar numbers for Everett in the pandemic-shortened 2019–20 WHL season, winning 34 out of his 46 games and becoming the second Everett goaltender in three years to be named the CHL Goaltender of the Year.[4] On Dec. 23, 2019, USA Hockey announced that Wolf had been named to Team USA for the 2020 World Junior Ice Hockey Championships in the Czech Republic.[5] Wolf played one game in the tournament: a round-robin match against Germany, in which he made 17 saves on 20 shots en route to a 6–3 USA victory.[6]

The Flames signed Wolf to a three-year entry-level contract on May 1, 2020.[7] On Oct. 15, 2020, The Athletic named Wolf the fifth-best goaltending prospect affiliated with an NHL team.[8] In advance of the pandemic-delayed 2020–21 hockey seasons for both the NHL and the WHL, Wolf was again named to the Team USA roster for the 2021 World Junior Ice Hockey Championships.[9] On Dec. 26, 2020, Wolf recorded his first career World Junior shutout, making 10 saves during Team USA's 11–0 win over Austria.[10]
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why are you so mad at players getting paid?
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>>114151007
*players getting paid way too much
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>>114150937
>3 NHL players
>0 Stanley Cups
History will remember the Tkachuk's as a failed hockey family
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>>114150726
They should unironically bring Wayne Gretzky back for one game to play with mcdavid and pulju and score one more goal. It would legitimately be the most watched game in NHL history
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>>114151015
Matthew said in a interview that the tkachuk name is a job for them they don’t care about winning as long as they get money
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>>114150992
holy based........
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For me it's Keith Tkachuk
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>>114151025
kinda cute
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>>114150791
sorry goy no idea what the heal are you talking about
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>>114150992
>The Athletic named Wolf the fifth-best goaltending prospect affiliated with an NHL team.

Whose ahead of him?
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>>114150992
>Team USA's 11–0 win over Austria
EXPLAIN YOURSELF AUSTRIA
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>>114150992
>the second coming of sharter
lmao flames fans get ready for that bust to bust
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>>114147410
You are trapped in a cabin in the middle of a blizzard, with nothing to do. You only have a BDDVD and two discs. You may only watch one:

-Monke playing Ice Hockey

OR

-Cute Japanese School-aged Idols in a Monkey-themed team playing Ice Hockey, eating a healthy diet of strawberries, and doing a throwing a concert to humiliate the opposition everytime they win

Your other option is the rope. What do you choose?
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>>114151051
My boy carter hart…. Just needs more time
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>>114151045
Askarov and
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i hate the penguins and the steelers but don't care about pittsburgh otherwise
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>>114151056
Japanese school girls
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>>114151007
>Tkachuk gets massively overpaid
>players like Stützle, Norris and Pinto who have way more upside than him ask for the fucking moon
>become >laffs 2.0
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>>114151056
Why can I only watch one?
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>114151063
Didn't ask
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>>114151076
you can't put two discs in at the same time
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>>114151063
>Didn't ask
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>>114151114
>>114151087
Grow up
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I don't even care that its ab overpayment, we locked our guy up for 7 years : ) 200$ on sens ML tonight
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https://www.post-gazette.com/news/environment/2018/04/18/Pittsburgh-s-air-quality-among-worst-in-nation-study-lung-association/stories/201804180109
just like my islanders
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>>114151024
Doesn't surprise me.
>>114151071
You love to see it
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>>114149417
Shan't
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my boy Brady gonna light up the Laffs tonight
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>>114149745
Same. Flames, flames, flames, flames, and Calgary
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>>114151207
cope Calgary sucks luke prokop left
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>>114151194
He's not even playing tonight
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>>114149806
Based Flames bro, this is the year Lucic takes us to the promise land
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gaaaary
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my boy Brady gonna light up the Laffs Saturday
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>>114151194
Based, I'll be there to see the >laffs eat shit
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>>114151213
They suck but they are still my favourite :)
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Hello /hoc/. Brady Tkachuk got a massive overpayment but at least my Sensies are playing tonight :)
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Flames should have gotten rid of Lucic
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>>114151238
What the fuck you doing jroc?
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>>114151256
I heard a rumour he’s retiring next season since he’ll only be making 1 million but the flames will have his 5 million cap hit. he was also supposed to retire a year ago but Geoff ward convinced him not too
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Found the Twitter account of femanon who post on here. @/amanda_c_rae
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>>114151256
No way, Lucic is awesome. I love watching him punch people in the face.
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>>114151267
i was changing
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>>114151299
He was a locker room cancer for the Oilers
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>>114151286
Damn. She's like the Weeb except her tweets actually get likes and comments
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Hockey Chads, what's the best site for rewatching games after they have aired?

There is https://fullmatchtv.com/nhl/ but it seems it takes them a while to get the games uploaded. I'm looking to be able to watch the game a couple hours after they have aired.

Thanks!
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>>114151324
lucic is a lockeroom leader for the flames since he’s the only one who gives a shit shame the rest of the team is dead inside
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>>114151354
nhl66.ir will keep the games up replayable for some time
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>>114151354
but that's piracy
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>>114151384
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bulju skaarrrr
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>>114151324
>McMeme pointing and scolding Pooljarvi
perhaps someone else...was the cancer
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>>114151286
what exactly indicates that she posts here?
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>>114151324
Not true, McDavid was cancer

Lucic is on his sigma male grindset
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are we watching Laines game tonight? you know the one belonging to the golden generation
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>>114151414
>As a result, when his entry-level contract expired and he became a restricted free agent in 2019, he asked the Oilers to trade him. When they didn't, he returned to Finland for 17 months to reset himself and his game.
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Lucic is the embodiment of sigma male grindset
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>McDavid was cancer
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>8.2 million for a 45 point scorer
How much is Matt Tkachuk asking for on his next contract?
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imagine trading your captain to the Blues later this season
>[Andy Strickland] Good chance Ottawa will soon be naming Brady Tkachuk Captain on the heels of 7 year extension.
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>>114151450
15 million
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>>114151414
>overtime in the playoffs
>pulju takes a shot that he thinks goes in the net
>immediately drops his stick and makes a beeline for the puck with his hands
>play turns over and the habs almost score
pulju deserved to get yelled at, he's a fucking retard
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>>114151382
Thanks it works!
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>>114150937
Why does Matthew look normal while Brady looks like an ogre
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>>114150937
brady tkachuk looks like a fucking swampfolk
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>>114151467
Brains over brawn Matthew is the brains Brady is the brawn
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just take a fucking slapshot!
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>>114151437
It's true he sucks and he's probably gay too
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>>114151056
i will watch one and then the other
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>>114151467
>>114151488
bet you wouldn't say that to his face he's rich now
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>>114151467
Their mom look like she's got Finnish blood, so Brady inherited mostly from that side
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Why do the flames keep drafting entitled American players. Don’t draft Adam fox don’t draft brett hull don’t draft tkachuk
Do draft Swedes and good Canadian boys
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>>114151506
dunno always seemed like a hard-working straight white male to me
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>>114151518
a lot of rich folks are/where fucking ugly
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>>114151543
...what
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>>114151431
I liked him on the Bruins
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>>114151543
>rich folk

Back to the swamp water you call home cletus
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>>114151454
>highest paid player becomes your captain
When will this meme end?
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>>114151551
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>>114151587
...who
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>>114151535
That's where you're wrong Boris, him and Draisaitl like to bum eachother every night. It is the Edmonton way.
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>>114151596
Charles the II of Spain, notoriously inbred
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>>114151563
Me too especially when he defeated the Canucks (I hate those guys)
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>>114151603
they're both kinda good-looking so I'm okay with it I guess
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>>114151617
>he isn't filled with black bile
ngmi
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>>114151617
alright nerd
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>>114151534
>good Canadian boys
More like gay Canadian boys?
Tranny canadian boys?
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Value of sports franchises
Islanders are climbing up the ranks
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>>114151603
gaysaitl
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>>114151630
Alright an ugly rich person you may know


Malkin
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>>114151650
better looking than brady desu
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>>114151603
Don't they have women in Edmonton?
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>>114151634
>teds
>kitties
>snes
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>>114151660
Yes I am a woman from edmonton
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>>114151634
>yotes only worth 41 sense
wooo
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>>114151660
Bulju has claimed them all
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>>114151634
any team ranked below an MLS club should be moved to a larger market
t. Gary
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>>114151051
Hart is posting a .925 on the way to the stan lee
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>>114151634
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>>114151634
>>114151685
Atlanta and the LA MLS teams actually have huge followings. The cut off line should be below those medicore MLS teams. i.e.
>Buffalel
>Randy
>Snes
>Teds
>Kitties
>Yoots
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*bleeds you dry*
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>>114151650
>>114151659
This autistic girl who had a crush on me in high school and stalked me around the building knew i was a >pongs fan, so one time she ambushed me in the library and told me i looked like Malkin.

I went back home and asked my mom, and she said we have similar shaped heads, but no, other than that we don't look anything alike.
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>>114151719
wrong
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>>114151743
didn't ask
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Thoughts?
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>>114151765
>thoughts
translate it
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>>114151672
Post bob and vagin
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>be the seminar anon from yesterday
>it's day 2
>one of my coworkers just sent a message in the slack channel
>it starts with, "Hey folx!"
did i mention that the persnickity gay guy i work for was busting my balls about some bullshit this morning?
fucking hell i just wanna farm
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>>114151634
>divegrass team worth more than hockey
Pack it in, Ted. And throw away the vacuum box.
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>>114151788
shut the fuck up
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>>114151795
This
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>>114151776
I bet the 6 teams to win 50x my money.
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>>114151744
source?
>>114151760
don't wanna read my blog? don't open my blog
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>>114151788
I get it bro I had to drop out of high school due to my anxiety
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>>114151803
sabres and snes aren't winning
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>>114151812
Kwab
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>>114151795
>>114151801
don't wanna read my blog? don't open my blog
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>>114151788
shut the fuck up
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>>114151822
Source?
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>>114151788
I don't understand how folks isn't already inclusive, the fuck does replacing the k do?
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>>114151841
shut the fuck up
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>>114151827
I'm gonna open your ass with my fist
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>>114151842
Make me bitch
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>>114151841
it does nothing. it's pure virtue signalling.
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>>114151841
loses a letter
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>>114151737
Matthew deserves to get paid. He is sick.

Remember this goal?
https://youtu.be/7v_F-peobEA
He's wicked
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>Virtue signalling is a pejorative neologism for the expression of a disingenuous moral viewpoint with the intent of communicating good character
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> Hakan Loob - pro european scout has been fired by the Calgary flames org

Bro I didn’t realize him saying edvinsson was the next lidstrom was fire worthy
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>>114151889
if you google search instead of yandex, you'll get a less gibberish answer, ESLfren
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>>114151917
lmao you can't understand that sentence? LMFAO dumbass
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>>114151870
>in nearly 350 games play the best matty can do is a between the legs in a 3v3 memetime
lmao
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>>114151870
He won't be worth his $9m qualifying offer this summer.
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>>114151917
1. I'm using google as a default search engine.
2. I understood it.
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>>114151928
>>114151946
>ESL speaks english better than me
i was just trying to be helpful, why am i being punished
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>>114151898
Loob was one of the greatest flames, I'm sad to see him get fired. I hope he has no hard feelings
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>>114151961
because no one asked
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>>114151961
you're a great person
your team is the best in the NHL
keep up the good work
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>>114151969
don't wanna read his blog? don't open his blog
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>>114151937
Bro look at his draft class he stands above almost everyone picked before him. Also he has elite intangibles like elbowing people in the head.
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>Quebec City
deserves a team?
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>>114151917
You should be incredibly embarrassed that English is your first language
>>
>>
for me it's replying "this but unironically" to random posts just to confuse people
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>>114151993
yes but gary won't allow it because he'd rather get new fans than pander to existing fans
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>>114151984
2016 draft absolutely blows for forwards
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>>114151841
it's an abbreviated form retard, like till and until
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blog posts > try hard hockey posts
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>>114152000
this but unironically
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>>114151997
this but unironically
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>>114152014
this but unironically
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Say what you want about the deal, but Brady will be a force in a 7 game series. And before you get fucking smart with me, we'll be in the playoffs by next year with Sanderson.
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>>114152014
based
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>>114152010
Laine Dubois debris at matthews the list goes on
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>>114151997
what's he sucking up for?
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>>114152014
nobody cares about you tranny
get some real friends or kys
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>>114152028
To become the next captain
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>>114151634
>y*tes
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>>114152030
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>>114152030
what the fuck? I'm real enough.
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>>114152035
you think he's getting extra credit with suter after practice?
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>>114151090
/hoc/bros is this true?
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>>114152053
tl;dr
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>>114152010
Oilers picked Puljujarvi instead of Matty Tkachuk LOL
Canucks picked Juolevi instead of Matty Tkachuk LOL
Laffs picked Autism Trashews instead of Matty Tkachuk LOL

buncha fuckin retards IMO bro
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>>114152053
no, because top scorers often don't chase the puck at all, they just know where the puck ends up and stand there
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>>114150663
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>>114152065
none of these teams can afford to pay a 20 goal scoring winger 9 million a season
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my neighbor is making his wife mow the lawn for the 3rd time this week
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hey should take lessons from the master
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>>114152116
it's cool he messed his ankle up walking down the steps the other day doc says it could be another 3-4 months
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>>114152116
respect to that guy for adding a 4th thing women are good for
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>>114152114
intangibles
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>>114152116
My neighbour is sleeping with my wife again
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mowing the lawn is the best part of the weekend
>feels good
>lawn looks dimes
>couple ice cold beers
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>>114152144
shut the fuck up
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>>114152131
what are the other 3
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>>114152142
yeah, shannon, we know already
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>>114152142
beat him up, then fly across the country to start a new life without your wife
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>>114152151
cooking
cleaning
and vagina
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>>114152150
t. lawnlet
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Did he get hit in the nuts or something?
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>>114150873
>career high 45 points
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>>114152166
Kraken bros our season is ending before it began
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>>114152163
>cooking
top chefs in the world are men
>cleaning
womens apartments are messy as shit
so really one thing
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>>114152166
probably or something
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>>114152135
yeah you gotta respect that contempt he holds for authority and his peers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCIR2XFIsJ0
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[zooming intensifies]
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>>114152185
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>>114152166
i don't know but i think a player on san jose has testicular cancer
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>>114152195
>this is just like my animu!
kill yourself
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>>114152024
Our Sensies :)
>>
new
>>114152225
>>114152225
>>114152225
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>>114152189
he was in the right there, Muzzin is a huge faggot
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>>114152243
taking it out on the water bottle was a great sign of maturity
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>>114147617
Cope
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>>114147647
No one
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>>114150968
Cope
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First thread I’ve made since June or July



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