My penguins (:
I love winners
Our Bulju :)
go blackhawks go kings (black kings)
>>114147410Real Gary thanking hours
We got btfo on /cric/ again hocbros
a salami like'em
good thing they have reaves now
Who can stop Ovi?
Nooo, reavesbros, weren't we supposed to have a revenge on Winston for what he did to our rapist and womanbeater? What happened? Why was there no fight?
>>114147794What does that mean? Sharts per game?
>>114147842i wish they were back, it's not fair bros
>>114147647only divine intervention at this point. Even if he wants to call it quits when he hits 40, it still gives him 4 seasons to pot 163 goals. Which is a bit of a stretch at his age, but he could easily play until he's 42+. So unless it's a career-ending injury, I think he's going to take the title.
My wingies :)
after doing some tests i can conclude that tonight's games are indeed 100% fecal matter
I don't care what you believe, if you're out there demonstrating in a costume with a sign then you're a chud and I've got no time for your bullshit. Keep to your own
So did Reaves beat up Tom Wilson or not?
>>114148329> zero PIMprobably beat up wilson while refs weren't lookingSTELS
>>114148382>bring in Reaves>has no offensive upside, literally just to fight Tom Wilson who bullied your star>not one fight, Panarin has no points because shook AF>rags
pre-marner farts smell bad today
Only SHIT games today
krak - preds will be good
>>114148742better remember the rules
I was told the Ducks were a pushover this season. How did they do it last night?
8x8 for our boy, lads.
thinking about eating an imaginary banana
Flamesbros this is the year our boy Dube pots 60 goals
Thinking about Xenia eating that banana
>>114148808Sam on suicide watch
>>114147722>What happened?reavtard is on his last legs and knows it. many shitty goons find themselves in this position near the end
>morning yinzies thread Holy BASEDPsalm 118:24This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it.
>>114149013suicides go to hell shan't
>>114148889I just ate a real one.
>>114149042I bet you did
>>114149042pretty racist>>114149032pretty islamophiobic
It is the initial component of many compound names, names made of two words. For example, عبد الحميد, ʿAbd el-Ḥamīd, usually spelled Abdel Hamid, Abdelhamid, Abd El Hamid or Abdul Hamid, which means "servant of The Praised" (God).
>>114149069Muslims go to Hell
muslims go boom
is it ok to reply "okay boomer" to islamic person?
LET'S GO MUS-LIMS! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>114149135Thornton looking pretty happy here
>>114149113The Muslim world didn't experience a baby boom after WW2 afaik.
>>114149150Are not playing tonight
describe the state of your hockey
>>114149135A delusional man with a fucked up autistic wife Placenta
>#9Gonna bounce back this weekend.
>17 straight games on a road>inb4: nothing about the isles is straight
bulju is awakened
it's a special day todayyou'll be there, won't you /hoc/?
>>114149417i tell you to eat cock every day Randy what makes today any different
>>114149421it's the first game of the season
>>114148808Different teams have different season strategies. It's generally advised for sucker teams to try their best in the first half to maximize their chances to make it to garyoffs.
>>114149427There have been several
>>114149436not for the canes :)>>114149441happy to hear that
>>114149430on the other hand a team like the duckies is better off missing garyoffs for a higher lottery pick
>>114149417i'll be therejust like my islanders
>>114149454>higher lottery pickdo you have someone specific in mind?
>>114149490Their pick of any bust on the list
Why is the only afternoon game of the week fucking Arizona vs Buffalo
my prediction: puljujarvi gets 16 points in the garyoffs
>>114149560>Arizona vs Buffalothat escalated quickly
>>114149560gary hates yurope
>>114149560You thought they'd let you watch good games for free? Although that would make more sense marketing wise.
my team is playing one of my second teams I just hope everyone has a fun time
>>114149589Oh lol disregard me, I can't read and I suck cocks.
>>114149594it's alright kings/knights bro. 1-1 isn't a bad record
>>114149611I'd pay to suck a fresh, tasty benis.
>>114149603kitties and pennies
>>114149628hmm i might know a guy, i'll let you know
really hoping my kongsies :) win tonight. making wagyu(australian) steaks to celebrate the start of the season
>>114149657you gonna wrap it up in a burrito Pedro bro
>>114149678los angeles is white
>>114149690those aren't my knights
>>114149690only 50% white according to google
>>114149712>(((google)))50% white in some neighborhoods*LA is 87% brown
I’m a fan of five nhl teams
>I’m a fan of five nhl teams
>>114149751cope I never lose since my teams are always on top
for me, it's zero teams and only players
>>114149759okay name them
>>114149745what's your wife's boyfriend favorite team?
i actually met a kings fan named Juan, he knew what icing was too
>>114149766Leafs Tampa bay St. Louis stars and canes
>>114149745I'm gonna bandwagon the 'Canes this season. The only cup contender whose game times don't fuck my sleep cycle up completely.
>>114147846Post yfw they absolutely BTFO the coyotesand chinakhov gets 7 points on his debut
>>114149778OK Tampa has a shot at the cup, but no Finns, so that's a negative.
>>114147647What would Ovechkin's stats look like without losing games to 2 lockouts and 2 coof seasons?
>>114149775>Leafs St. Louis stars and canesfine, all good teams (except leafs but whatever)>Tampaunacceptableno fucking asterisk dynasty
>>114149789he'd already be at least #2
KongsCowswordsOilelsBingBingsBlotsthats my top 5
Teds and I'm not a fucking Shannon so I hate every other team
for me it's CoyotesBluesBlackhawksSharks
machines withinmachines withingot a gun yeaha terminator gunmachines withinmachines withint16 machines within
>>114149878simple as 1, 2, 3
official winners for 14.10SABREScanesyotespants>ragsleafsboltskrakenkings
if i see one more goddamn list of teamsi swear....
>>114149909Flames Canucks Oilers Jets Leafs Habs Senators
>>114149913now you've done it, i swore and everything
>>114149913What was the worst division in hockey? I'll take "Players still sleeping" for 600.
NashvilleIginla's teamsGary's teamsGary's other teamsErie Otters>rags
Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla
you think lehner laughed last night?
>>114149928that was obviously the pacific division
>>114149965FGC hereFaggot Gay Cocksucker
>>114149984what's up randy
my kitty panties :)
>>114149965hey i recognize that profile picture!
>>114149965>sounds like you got offended from a simple waveeh, what's wrong with that, eh
>>114149992thingken about cock
>>114149965Hello fellow Gamer
>>114150009If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen:]
>>114150003This yours, weeb?
>>114150020no i just like the artist
>>114150037/hoc/key is for everyone
thinking about cardio and pizza
>>114150069>not 'No Days Off' by Max DomiNGMI
>>114150078i'll give you my cardio for your pizza
>>114150085damn gary stop trying to jew me out of my pizza
>>114150069BUY MY BOOK!
>>114150092i've been noticing that muffin top you've got, could use some extra exercise...
>>114150093If it’s ruining your life stop watching hockey lol
>>114150102my pizza is healthy though
>>114150147is it tomato sauce or ketchup?
>>114150143this>noooo my heckin leafies never winkwab
>>114150157it says "placenta juice"dunno what that is, i don't speak mexican
>>114150147are them plantains?? god I hope those aren't bananas
I peaked in elementary school it’s been downhill for me ever since
>>114150181whatever it is you can make smoothies out of it...you can keep your pizza
Top tip: use one cup of boiling water put in a pan while baking breadThe steam helps get the crust harder and crunchy
>>114150192isn't that a line from a movie>i'm too lazy to google it, you do it
>>114150069I have both panels, and ever since /hoc/ started calling me fat fuck I'm down 40lbs on my diet.
>>114150238Why did they chose a meme goblin? It could have been anyone else and they went meme goblin.
>>114150238holy fucking Jen
8 6 7 5 3 0 niii eee iine
>>114150238You guys may not be from around here, but that's Eastern Washington/Northern Idaho all over the place... yep...
Sweet I can’t wait to watch!
>>114150334Wow it totally will leave out how many times Wojack is used to mock minorities or people with mental disorders
I can't believe the penguins are winning the league, again!
>>114150334>Sweet I can’t wait to watch!
>>114150364i seriously can't believe it
>>114150394Why didn't Eichel come out Why didn't Pu come out
Worst general by far. You all are mentally ill
okie dokie bros..
the Force tells me vegas wins the bowlI'm sorry
>>114150421mental illness is my super power
>>114150421>You all are mentally illit's not prohibitedjust not advised
>>114150435the popcorn bowl?
to be fair gayness is a mental illness and a bunch of you are fags
>>114150473i mean that's not really all that fair if i'm being honest
>>114150473uh-oht. luke prokop
>i meangay detected
>I think it's a good idea to relax the dress code because we want to express ourselves
>>114150481Luke prokop was traded to the Edmonton oil kings he’s not with the hitmen anymore
>>114150495hitmen dont like players or wrestlers that pose in gay magazines
Syracuse and Colgate ladies start at 1800 on the e+>for those who watch the prancy slow ladyiceGary, why no really early games on? no one cares about sunbelt, we could be watching any of those game at noon
Calgary bros he used us….
>>114150421I'm definitely mentally ill, but I blame society
edmonton oily kings
>>114150509what kind of a society?
>>114150508that's life for a bottom feeder team
>oilers>oil kings>but all the oil companies are in calgarywhy are edmongolins like this?
>>114150532they all wish they were wolfpack
>>114150421Yet here you are
edmonton fossil fuelers
>we now have Hockey Guys vying for supremacy of Youtub.esomeone contact me when it gets fun
>second game>seattle vs. nashvilleCan >we do it?
>>114150532aren't flames bad to have around oil?
all that yelling for 2nd placekwab
>>114150567Yes, get touched by a predator, Squidwards, it'll be a hoot
>>114150563I can't wait till the lawsuits over the name "hockey guy" start flying
>>114150577is the other one a manlet aspie too
>>114150570Did Peter have a prior stroke? Look at his right eye
>>114150577make one wonder if Shannon has his copyrights in legal due processed order I'm sure that's occurred to him by now.. right?
>>114150586rest of his right side would be fucked up too
>>114150584It's a whole fucking group of re-rees
Don’t the oilers realize how problematic their name is? it’s literally named after the very resource that’s killing our planet. Greta needs to come back and roast these fucking chuds in charge
>>114150610>the very resource that’s killing our planet.Ecowarrior, you have my salute and the tip of my service cap, forward march, young man...
>>114150615at least Shannon is the most real to life imageis he transitioning or something; is he dating a trans or something? or is he simply associated by shitty anime drawings?
>>114150610Flames directly contribute to global warming. They should become the Calgary Carbon Captures if they wanted to be respected by Greta and Trudeau
>>114150592no because he's a kind of a simpleton and would not think his brand is worth anything until it's too late
>>114150567Winless franchise journey will continue
>some teams will have played three whole games before the flames even start their seasonwhy do you torture my patience gary
>>114150610Me personally can't wait until there's dirty mines opened all over the planet in search for cobalt and lithium so we can make batteries to use instead of fossil fuels. The second colonization of Africa will begin soon.
Well someone should at least contact him and figure out the answer >otherwise we'll be tortured hourly by a Schrödinger's dangling participle
Bye everyone! I’m tired of seeing so much negativity on here about being disappointed and getting let down over something you built up in your own head. I’m also tired of people posting negative stuff and then when you reply, you are the shit person. I’m tired of this Adele and Taylor talk to about Taylor moving her date. I’m tired of so much shit in this Reddit page. So goodbye.I would like to add a thank you to people who have ALWAYS been respectful and maintained a healthy relationship with this page and with Taylor. This is all about fun and you guys continue to have fun and enjoy and ignore the annoying people!
>>114150694no pls stay you can't leave the pack bro
>>114150682saving the best for last
>>114150686>The second colonization of Africa will begin soon.all the major powers have at least one military base in africa, it's already begun.
>>114150686Your problem scale is broken. Get it fixed. GLOBAL climate change >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> local mines you fucking idiot/troll.
>>114150694You can fuck off from /hoc/ too if you're gonna copypaste shit from reddit. If I wanted to see a gay retard's opinion, I'd directly go there
>>114150710Ahaha true once you western pigs realize it it’s too late China already took over Africa and you’re realizing it now this is why China always win
>>114147647Did the players just let Gordie get 800 when he was like 55 or whatever? There's no way I see an old man scoring.
>>114150724quiet vancouver. china has one (1) little port base in africa, you guys got a long way to go
>>114150686>soonIt's done in all but name
>>114147647Was hull a lockeroom cancer? the flames won the cup when he was traded and he didn’t win diddly squat
>>114150717Because industrial mining is great for the climate and the landscape? Lol.
>>114150707Whenever the Ducks have an exciting season, think of me.
>>114150744Mostly by China. The West will be far far behind that growth when the need will be greatest, which in turn will make our dependency on China even greater.
>Colorado’s Gabriel Landeskog will have a hearing for Boarding Chicago’s Kirby Dach$5k fine, maximum allowable under the cba
>>114150781any word about that locker room rape, Gary???
>>114150781He will get the same as coleman 2 games
>>114150791cope if it happened than Gary would’ve said it happened gary is a honest and good commissioner
>>114150820>getting upset you got hit while hotdogging it
>>114150737They don't need to bomb places to smithereens and try to install a form of government far too incompatible with their culture when they can just buy the local power that be and go straight to business. They'll eventually be mining resources from Afghanistan.
>>114150820literally nothing. has the puck and from the side. put himself in a bad position should he just let him make a play because he's on he knees?
>>114150820Folks love saying that hockey players need to "finish their checks."What they don't understand is that 95% of the time, "finishing checks" is, at best, interference and, at worst, extremely dangerous.
>>114150835that could be any american team though
>>114150830It doesn't stay that simple for long. Once the locals realize they're being exploited it tends to blow up into conflict and you'll need your military then
>>114150808I really, really like this smuk image
oh boy i sure do love geopolitics in my hockey thread
>>114150852>>114150830hey assholes, Hockey>'member Hockey?? hockey remembers you...
>>114150820>boarding>a good 5 feet from the boards soft pusy league many such cases
Brady Tkachuk #Sens: 7 years, $57.5 million. ($8.214m AAV)
>>114150841Welcome to nu-NHL where zero responsibility is on the hittable player.
>>114150858it has class... we should have more of that here...
>>114150873HAHAHHA oh fuck man HAHAHAHHA
>>114150873Don't remember giving this to Gary t. intern
>>114150873Snes bros.... we won...
>>114150808Do you mind if I save this smuk image?
>>114150841business idea play the whole game on your knees so the whole other team gets penalized for hitting you every shift
>>114150426FUCKING WHITE MALE
Whoa these two brothers are so quirky I love how they have each others back!
>>114150506I know someone who has a sister that plays at Syracuse but I'm not telling who she is. Colgate is really good but I only really follow WCHA teams.
>>114150873>all that drama for this piece of shit contractBrady Tkachuk is a fucking mong
>>114150909Does Andrew Fox tweet at Adam Fox
>>114150850folks love saying that hockey players "finishing checks" is, at best, interference and, at worst, extremely dangerousWhat they don't understand is that 95% of the time, "95%" is a random assigned value meant to instil a confidence interval to illustrate a point that has no substantiation, whatsoever.
>>114150933We dont wonder that here
>>114150909At least Matthew knows capitalization rules
>>114150937Wtf Matthew is a manlet
>>114150873FUCK THE FUCKING TKACHUK WHAT A FUCKING OVERPAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>114150820>letting a softpusy push you 10feet into the boards
>>114150959not sure if he had a choice
>>114150532Corporate shit is in Calgary, actual production is in Edmonton and further north
>>114148808Their rebuild is pretty much finished and they are now on the upswing. They are a better version of last year's senators.
>>114150947*pop*pop*pop* watching n*ggas drop
>>114150958cope scamming teams is what makes the tkachuks future captains who cares when they demand more money or throw temper tantrum’s theyre tkachuks meaning they are captains
Wolf is Christian, and was born in Tustin, California, to Bruce and Tammy Wolf. His father was a Calgary Flames season ticket holder. He has a band of brothers, the Wolfpack, who posts in /hoc/
>>114150981Wolf began his junior career with the Everett Silvertips in the 2017–18 WHL season, serving as the backup goaltender behind the Philadelphia Flyers' then-prospect Carter Hart. Hart earned his second CHL Goaltender of the Year award in 2017–18 but Wolf also played very well, winning 13 of his 20 games with an impressive .928 save percentage.With Hart graduating from the WHL into the Flyers' professional ranks before the 2018–19 WHL season, Wolf became the Silvertips' starter. He responded in fine form, posting the highest save percentage of any goaltender in the Canadian Hockey League (min. 15 GP) and amassing a 41–15–2 record. Ranked 12th by the league's Central Scouting Bureau among North American goaltenders eligible for the 2019 NHL Entry Draft, Wolf became the 22nd and final goaltender taken when the Calgary Flames selected him in the seventh round, 214th overall.Wolf posted stellar numbers for Everett in the pandemic-shortened 2019–20 WHL season, winning 34 out of his 46 games and becoming the second Everett goaltender in three years to be named the CHL Goaltender of the Year. On Dec. 23, 2019, USA Hockey announced that Wolf had been named to Team USA for the 2020 World Junior Ice Hockey Championships in the Czech Republic. Wolf played one game in the tournament: a round-robin match against Germany, in which he made 17 saves on 20 shots en route to a 6–3 USA victory.The Flames signed Wolf to a three-year entry-level contract on May 1, 2020. On Oct. 15, 2020, The Athletic named Wolf the fifth-best goaltending prospect affiliated with an NHL team. In advance of the pandemic-delayed 2020–21 hockey seasons for both the NHL and the WHL, Wolf was again named to the Team USA roster for the 2021 World Junior Ice Hockey Championships. On Dec. 26, 2020, Wolf recorded his first career World Junior shutout, making 10 saves during Team USA's 11–0 win over Austria.
why are you so mad at players getting paid?
>>114151007*players getting paid way too much
>>114150937>3 NHL players>0 Stanley CupsHistory will remember the Tkachuk's as a failed hockey family
>>114150726They should unironically bring Wayne Gretzky back for one game to play with mcdavid and pulju and score one more goal. It would legitimately be the most watched game in NHL history
>>114151015Matthew said in a interview that the tkachuk name is a job for them they don’t care about winning as long as they get money
For me it's Keith Tkachuk
>>114150791sorry goy no idea what the heal are you talking about
>>114150992>The Athletic named Wolf the fifth-best goaltending prospect affiliated with an NHL team.Whose ahead of him?
>>114150992>Team USA's 11–0 win over AustriaEXPLAIN YOURSELF AUSTRIA
>>114150992>the second coming of sharterlmao flames fans get ready for that bust to bust
>>114147410You are trapped in a cabin in the middle of a blizzard, with nothing to do. You only have a BDDVD and two discs. You may only watch one:-Monke playing Ice HockeyOR-Cute Japanese School-aged Idols in a Monkey-themed team playing Ice Hockey, eating a healthy diet of strawberries, and doing a throwing a concert to humiliate the opposition everytime they win Your other option is the rope. What do you choose?
>>114151051My boy carter hart…. Just needs more time
i hate the penguins and the steelers but don't care about pittsburgh otherwise
>>114151056Japanese school girls
>>114151007>Tkachuk gets massively overpaid>players like Stützle, Norris and Pinto who have way more upside than him ask for the fucking moon>become >laffs 2.0
>>114151056Why can I only watch one?
>>114151076you can't put two discs in at the same time
I don't even care that its ab overpayment, we locked our guy up for 7 years : ) 200$ on sens ML tonight
https://www.post-gazette.com/news/environment/2018/04/18/Pittsburgh-s-air-quality-among-worst-in-nation-study-lung-association/stories/201804180109just like my islanders
>>114151024Doesn't surprise me.>>114151071You love to see it
my boy Brady gonna light up the Laffs tonight
>>114149745Same. Flames, flames, flames, flames, and Calgary
>>114151207cope Calgary sucks luke prokop left
>>114151194He's not even playing tonight
>>114149806Based Flames bro, this is the year Lucic takes us to the promise land
my boy Brady gonna light up the Laffs Saturday
>>114151194Based, I'll be there to see the >laffs eat shit
>>114151213They suck but they are still my favourite :)
Hello /hoc/. Brady Tkachuk got a massive overpayment but at least my Sensies are playing tonight :)
Flames should have gotten rid of Lucic
>>114151238What the fuck you doing jroc?
>>114151256I heard a rumour he’s retiring next season since he’ll only be making 1 million but the flames will have his 5 million cap hit. he was also supposed to retire a year ago but Geoff ward convinced him not too
Found the Twitter account of femanon who post on here. @/amanda_c_rae
>>114151256No way, Lucic is awesome. I love watching him punch people in the face.
>>114151267i was changing
>>114151299He was a locker room cancer for the Oilers
>>114151286Damn. She's like the Weeb except her tweets actually get likes and comments
Hockey Chads, what's the best site for rewatching games after they have aired?There is https://fullmatchtv.com/nhl/ but it seems it takes them a while to get the games uploaded. I'm looking to be able to watch the game a couple hours after they have aired.Thanks!
>>114151324lucic is a lockeroom leader for the flames since he’s the only one who gives a shit shame the rest of the team is dead inside
>>114151354nhl66.ir will keep the games up replayable for some time
>>114151354but that's piracy
>>114151324>McMeme pointing and scolding Pooljarviperhaps someone else...was the cancer
>>114151286what exactly indicates that she posts here?
>>114151324Not true, McDavid was cancerLucic is on his sigma male grindset
are we watching Laines game tonight? you know the one belonging to the golden generation
>>114151414>As a result, when his entry-level contract expired and he became a restricted free agent in 2019, he asked the Oilers to trade him. When they didn't, he returned to Finland for 17 months to reset himself and his game.
Lucic is the embodiment of sigma male grindset
>McDavid was cancer
>8.2 million for a 45 point scorerHow much is Matt Tkachuk asking for on his next contract?
imagine trading your captain to the Blues later this season>[Andy Strickland] Good chance Ottawa will soon be naming Brady Tkachuk Captain on the heels of 7 year extension.
>>114151414>overtime in the playoffs>pulju takes a shot that he thinks goes in the net>immediately drops his stick and makes a beeline for the puck with his hands>play turns over and the habs almost scorepulju deserved to get yelled at, he's a fucking retard
>>114151382Thanks it works!
>>114150937Why does Matthew look normal while Brady looks like an ogre
>>114150937brady tkachuk looks like a fucking swampfolk
>>114151467Brains over brawn Matthew is the brains Brady is the brawn
just take a fucking slapshot!
>>114151437It's true he sucks and he's probably gay too
>>114151056i will watch one and then the other
>>114151467>>114151488bet you wouldn't say that to his face he's rich now
>>114151467Their mom look like she's got Finnish blood, so Brady inherited mostly from that side
Why do the flames keep drafting entitled American players. Don’t draft Adam fox don’t draft brett hull don’t draft tkachuk Do draft Swedes and good Canadian boys
>>114151506dunno always seemed like a hard-working straight white male to me
>>114151518a lot of rich folks are/where fucking ugly
>>114151431I liked him on the Bruins
>>114151543>rich folkBack to the swamp water you call home cletus
>>114151454>highest paid player becomes your captainWhen will this meme end?
>>114151535That's where you're wrong Boris, him and Draisaitl like to bum eachother every night. It is the Edmonton way.
>>114151596Charles the II of Spain, notoriously inbred
>>114151563Me too especially when he defeated the Canucks (I hate those guys)
>>114151603they're both kinda good-looking so I'm okay with it I guess
>>114151617>he isn't filled with black bilengmi
>>114151534>good Canadian boysMore like gay Canadian boys?Tranny canadian boys?
Value of sports franchises Islanders are climbing up the ranks
>>114151630Alright an ugly rich person you may knowMalkin
>>114151650better looking than brady desu
>>114151603Don't they have women in Edmonton?
>>114151660Yes I am a woman from edmonton
>>114151634>yotes only worth 41 sensewooo
>>114151660Bulju has claimed them all
>>114151634any team ranked below an MLS club should be moved to a larger markett. Gary
>>114151051Hart is posting a .925 on the way to the stan lee
>>114151634>>114151685Atlanta and the LA MLS teams actually have huge followings. The cut off line should be below those medicore MLS teams. i.e.>Buffalel>Randy>Snes>Teds>Kitties>Yoots
*bleeds you dry*
>>114151650>>114151659This autistic girl who had a crush on me in high school and stalked me around the building knew i was a >pongs fan, so one time she ambushed me in the library and told me i looked like Malkin.I went back home and asked my mom, and she said we have similar shaped heads, but no, other than that we don't look anything alike.
>>114151672Post bob and vagin
>be the seminar anon from yesterday>it's day 2>one of my coworkers just sent a message in the slack channel>it starts with, "Hey folx!"did i mention that the persnickity gay guy i work for was busting my balls about some bullshit this morning?fucking hell i just wanna farm
>>114151634>divegrass team worth more than hockeyPack it in, Ted. And throw away the vacuum box.
>>114151788shut the fuck up
>>114151776I bet the 6 teams to win 50x my money.
>>114151744source?>>114151760don't wanna read my blog? don't open my blog
>>114151788I get it bro I had to drop out of high school due to my anxiety
>>114151803sabres and snes aren't winning
>>114151795>>114151801don't wanna read my blog? don't open my blog
>>114151788I don't understand how folks isn't already inclusive, the fuck does replacing the k do?
>>114151841shut the fuck up
>>114151827I'm gonna open your ass with my fist
>>114151842Make me bitch
>>114151841it does nothing. it's pure virtue signalling.
>>114151841loses a letter
>>114151737Matthew deserves to get paid. He is sick.Remember this goal?https://youtu.be/7v_F-peobEAHe's wicked
>Virtue signalling is a pejorative neologism for the expression of a disingenuous moral viewpoint with the intent of communicating good character
> Hakan Loob - pro european scout has been fired by the Calgary flames orgBro I didn’t realize him saying edvinsson was the next lidstrom was fire worthy
>>114151889if you google search instead of yandex, you'll get a less gibberish answer, ESLfren
>>114151917lmao you can't understand that sentence? LMFAO dumbass
>>114151870>in nearly 350 games play the best matty can do is a between the legs in a 3v3 memetimelmao
>>114151870He won't be worth his $9m qualifying offer this summer.
>>1141519171. I'm using google as a default search engine.2. I understood it.
>>114151928>>114151946>ESL speaks english better than mei was just trying to be helpful, why am i being punished
>>114151898Loob was one of the greatest flames, I'm sad to see him get fired. I hope he has no hard feelings
>>114151961because no one asked
>>114151961you're a great personyour team is the best in the NHLkeep up the good work
>>114151969don't wanna read his blog? don't open his blog
>>114151937Bro look at his draft class he stands above almost everyone picked before him. Also he has elite intangibles like elbowing people in the head.
>Quebec Citydeserves a team?
>>114151917You should be incredibly embarrassed that English is your first language
for me it's replying "this but unironically" to random posts just to confuse people
>>114151993yes but gary won't allow it because he'd rather get new fans than pander to existing fans
>>1141519842016 draft absolutely blows for forwards
>>114151841it's an abbreviated form retard, like till and until
blog posts > try hard hockey posts
>>114152000this but unironically
>>114151997this but unironically
>>114152014this but unironically
Say what you want about the deal, but Brady will be a force in a 7 game series. And before you get fucking smart with me, we'll be in the playoffs by next year with Sanderson.
>>114152010Laine Dubois debris at matthews the list goes on
>>114151997what's he sucking up for?
>>114152014nobody cares about you trannyget some real friends or kys
>>114152028To become the next captain
>>114152030what the fuck? I'm real enough.
>>114152035you think he's getting extra credit with suter after practice?
>>114151090/hoc/bros is this true?
>>114152010Oilers picked Puljujarvi instead of Matty Tkachuk LOLCanucks picked Juolevi instead of Matty Tkachuk LOLLaffs picked Autism Trashews instead of Matty Tkachuk LOLbuncha fuckin retards IMO bro
me and randy after the canes/islel game
>>114152053no, because top scorers often don't chase the puck at all, they just know where the puck ends up and stand there
>>114152065none of these teams can afford to pay a 20 goal scoring winger 9 million a season
my neighbor is making his wife mow the lawn for the 3rd time this week
hey should take lessons from the master
>>114152116it's cool he messed his ankle up walking down the steps the other day doc says it could be another 3-4 months
>>114152116respect to that guy for adding a 4th thing women are good for
>>114152116My neighbour is sleeping with my wife again
mowing the lawn is the best part of the weekend>feels good>lawn looks dimes>couple ice cold beers
>>114152144shut the fuck up
>>114152131what are the other 3
>>114152142yeah, shannon, we know already
>>114152142beat him up, then fly across the country to start a new life without your wife
Did he get hit in the nuts or something?
>>114150873>career high 45 points
>>114152166Kraken bros our season is ending before it began
>>114152163>cookingtop chefs in the world are men>cleaningwomens apartments are messy as shitso really one thing
>>114152166probably or something
>>114152135yeah you gotta respect that contempt he holds for authority and his peershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCIR2XFIsJ0
>>114152166i don't know but i think a player on san jose has testicular cancer
>>114152195>this is just like my animu!kill yourself
>>114152024Our Sensies :)
>>114152189he was in the right there, Muzzin is a huge faggot
>>114152243taking it out on the water bottle was a great sign of maturity
>>114147410First thread I’ve made since June or July