This is just a 19 YEAR OLD Josko Gvardiol..
>>114146922>20 years ago Josep Guardiola was doping>today there is a 19 year old Josko GvardiolWas he trying to make his own footballing monster in a lab?
>>114146922I'm 25 and can barely grow any facial hairmeanwhile this cunt has a full beard
>>114147041Im 20 and i have shitty pubes, why is it so hard to grow a beard
>>114147041I had visible stubble from 14/15 kekI always started to receed at 20 so...
>>114147041>>114147108>>114147130>>114147268lmao absolute state of beardlets. guy in the pic doesnt have full beard it looks like pubes lmao.
>>114147041>tfw started growing a beard at 13>now 30 and have zero recession to my hairline, just some grey hairsSort your genepool out mate. Your nan probably needs a battering.
>>114146922>croatian talents postertheir suffering will be ended by another French team
>>114147041Take Biotin supplements. I saw decent improvements in facial hair after consuming it for a year, and still take it daily.
>>114147041Same, but I don’t think we’re missing out much. Beard is almost always cope for a shitty jaw
>>114147362Im not that faggot
>>114147313Shut up mate. Even your mother and sisters have beards over there
>>114147041Ayy. I'm 34 and my facial hair still grows in patches.
>>114146922imagine if he cared about handegg
lets talk about /croatian talents/
>>11414783219 year old gvardiol
>>114147948VS 23/24 year old Lovro Majer
>>114147957he was based on my FM team
>>114147313yes you have monkey genes, we know
>>114147041I had a buddy who had full beard at 16 and looked 25. He was a very nice guy alas not bright, incidentally he was some balkan slav too.
>>114147041Get some man hormones tranny boy
>>114146922according to FM the Croatia national team will be better in five-ten years than it was at the last world cup
>>114149254das riteThis is literally a future Ballon d'Or winner.
>>114149670Biuk or roko simic are better candidatesThis guy has a playstyle like goretzka or Valverde, he will be good but not nearly good as Luka
>>114149937>BiukWe still on this meme?
>>114149254Yes, /croatian talents/ are the best in the world, we need a /croatian talents/ general asap>>114149937>>114150381make it
I just made a song about /croatian talents/ and I am fully supporting that general thread:/croatian talents/, /croatian talents/they're handsome, play good and are balanced/croatian talents/, /croatian talents/they're productive members of their teams and never balastsCroatia is the home of the best football playerstheir talents go in so many layersSpeed, stamina, technique and agility/croatian talents/ doesn't know anything about fragilityLet's sing this song out loud for talents of Croatiawhether they're from Slavonia or from Dalmatia/croatian talents/, /croatian talents/big european teams you're gonna empty your wallets.
>>114150556holy shit bro this is pure unfiltered art
>>114150556holy mother of based
>>114150556Ok now I am convinced, /croatian talents/ is a based general thread.
Our best players are a 36 year old wizard and a 19 year old fisherman.
>>114150556This song will be played before every croatian u21, u19, u17 and occasional u20 game I swear.
>>114146922>check his height>185 cmI am disappointed
>>114147033Yeah, it's basically the popular theory of how he came to be.
>>114146922Yeah I wanna bone density report from independent medical centre
>>114150664Taller than Ramos.
>>114150675You can check my bone density in my pants you little asian dwarf I fuck your mother in pussy on this day.
>>114150556Can you or someone else from this thread make a vocaroo of this?
>>114150711Suck my dadbod cock you wouldn't be a free country without us liberating your ass you ungrateful ustasha
>>114149670>>114149937>sucic>biuk>simicLmao. Only Sucic has a chance of ever getting nominated if he win the CL. The others are mediocre, especially Biuk who will never leave HNL level.
>>114147669>>114148711seething eurocucks im whiter and manlier than you
>>114150556a fookin legend
>>114147041i had a visible stache at 14, by 18 I had a connected beard, now 25, slightly balding but I have a full beardt. huwhyte englishman
>>114146922He has been distinctly average for RBL.
>>114150919Why?>>114154339Not at all. He only played CB once or twice and was really good. LB also solid as always.
>>114146922I would bet 100€ he has a thick cock and will be bald in 10 years
>>114146922>gets exposed by Club Brugge in the CL \classic balkan shitter
>>114154326I don't know what race has to do with it either way, I am also white and I had a mexi-stache by age 11. To the extent where I was begging my mom and dad to get my a razor but the weird cunts didn't want to because they couldnt psychologically handle that their 11 year old needed to start shaving already. Thanks to them I was mercilessly tauned for an entire year over my beaner stache
>>114155089>not at all>let me tell you about your teamfuck off