>Lap:#3150>Countdown to Coca Cola 191.634 @ COTA GP:https://f1exposure.com/#/countdown>Previous thread:>>114135005>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u24e43iW9KE>/f1/ Essentials V10:https://pastebin.com/0pw4QZj0 >Eternal /f1/ Stream:player.angelthump.com/?channel=spf1general>Edd Straw, The Status:Was Yuki blocking Hamilton in the Turkish GP rooted in racism? It's more likely than you may think.>Grands Prix remaining in Gimi's Farewell Tour:6>WDC Standings:Verstappen: 262.5Hamilfifth: 256.5Bottas: 176Norris: 145Perez: 135>WCC Standings:Mercedes: 432.5Red Bull: 397.5McLaren: 240Ferrari: 232.5Alpine: 104>WEC Standings:Hamilton: 804.73 (+87.28)Bottas: 679.76 (+0.71)Ricciardo: 596.54 (+67.84)>News:"Giovinazzi more like GioviNAZI" says Alfa after Jesus doesn't let Gimi passHamilton laughs nervously after being reminded Bottas can still win WDC"I just moved aside again" says increasingly nervous RicciardoLando Norris has existential crisis after realizing Russia was his last chance for a winDoes anyone read the news?gimi
gimi gimi gimi
> GOAT> Beaten by multiple team-mates, and will likely be beaten by a 3rd in 2022. Getting drastically outperformed on the first occasion he has proper competition since 2016.Pick one.The absolute state of Poois Shamilton fans
JANNIE TRANNIES EMPLOYING IMAGE BAN AGAINAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHATHE ABSOLUTE COPE EMPLOYED BY VAXX 'the belgian' BITCHSTAPPEN IS ASTOUNDING
Everyone post kino pics to spit on loserbernd
>making the case for Sir Lewis Hamilton's GOAT status:>facts, logic, quantitive reality, truthful history using nuance>making the case for hating on Sir Lewis Hamilton by seething chudcels and losers:>copes, fantasies, sophistry, insults, biasSays it all
>>114145425Oh no... I'm gonna... I'm gonna....
>>114145622Pointing to Belgium on a map to his biographer
>>114145425OH NOOOOO I'M GONNA...I'M GONA....FOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!I'M FOOOOOOOMIIIING AAAARRRRGGGH
Reminder that /f1/ is an anti-covid vaccination general.
>Hamilton hating chudcels are anitvaxx schizos Who is surprised?
Oh no no no
>>114145814So anti covid and pro vaccine?
Lewis’ brother seems nice
>>114145904whenever I come from /pol/ to /f1/ I feel like I have entered reddit
The best mexican athlete of all time
Ferrari is the only thing that matters
>>114146017Based and reds-pilled.
>>114145397imagine spending a good chunk of your day to spam bait on a taiwanese vacuum cleaner enthusiast forum for months, and ending up giving out more (You)s, than scoring them every single time
How would you define Aloncel's career after the great exposure of 2007?
>>114146234Sensation of Fraud
>>114145268>Does anyone read the news?I do, because I don't read any news outside from here
I hate niggers bros
Act Larpstappen has the same amount of World Drivers Championships as 737 other F1 drivers
>>114146316How will you cope when Lewis loses this year and loses to Russell next year?
>>114146294me too man, me too
>>114145941>whenever I come from /pol/Go back
>>114146328>how will you cope with my cope fantasy KEK
if you are vaccinated, you belong on r/formula1, or twitter, or in the ground./f1/ is a pureblood general
>>114146371Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, /f1/ is 50 iq+ non schizo zone.
>>114146371Enjoy dying to covid fatty. Hope you gran dies too
>>114146364>fantasy ch-check the WDC standings nigger
good morning, i hate mercedesgimi
>>114146383>>114146390Get back in your hamster wheels, lab rats.
>>114146395hack trashstappen fans need literal copium fantasy conclusions to maintain their delusional reality.I want you in the thread for Sir Lewis Hamilton's (7x WDC, 100 race winner, social activist, fashion icon, and international celebrity) Eighth WDC winning so i can collect the tears
>Danohno Ricopedo Is still stepping aside?
>>114146472Do you think Act 'the belgian' Larpstappen gets pegged by Kyvat after raising his son and beta providing for his post wall sloppy seconds single mom?
>>114146449Did you participate in the abo breeding program?
>giving (You)s to an obvious b8Or is this somekind of scheme to get return (You)s thus crashing the (You)-market? Somebody should make an inquiry into whether (some) Anons in this thread are shorting (You)s and in an intentional attempt at manipulating the market to their benefit at the cost of society as a whole.F1 related as most F1 sponsors are corrupt actors within the European markets
>>114146497I don't need (you)s because I know the copers read my posts and still seethe
Fuck it. Can't sleep. Races for this feel?
>>114146449It's OK for NEETs who never leave the house anyway. Got a mate who lives in NSW and said that unvaccinated people aren't allowed to do anything whole vaxlords are free to access goods and service as they please
>>114146371im gonna pump semen into yo mouf
>>114146522All of them because they're at a shit time zone on a Monday morning so they're hard to watch
Should i start an f1 club at my university?
>>114146497I have it on good authority it's obvious b8 for a couple of cheap (You)s
>>114146545Are you ivy league? Otherwise I doubt anyone else will be able to afford the cars
>>114146371me i'm just never gonna get it even if that means im trapped in this godforsaken country, so be it!
It's gotta be gimi
I like the finngolian racing driver known as Gimi Maddias Raiggonen :DDD
>be f1 driver>be rich>be famous >have high status exciting and prestigious job that takes you around the world>date 5-7/10 average slagsWtf is wrong with the current batch of drivers? The only one I can think of that is actually taking advantage is lewis. Who else?
>>114146578Love is blind, sweaty
Slow day, huh, gimi>YesGimi
>>114146611It's morning in yurop, it'll pick up soon
>>114145268>Does anyone read the news?for me it's the thread theme and the news. I didn't even know what other shit was in the OP until I looked at it now.
>>114146371I like my permanent 5G connection though
>>114146597Good thing because otherwise nobody in finland would ever breed
>>114146371Pureblood + Puresperm reporting in
f1observer.coma site by a follower of the future 8-time championstay mad, exposure maxipad f*gs. you're losing again. GET IN THERE, LEWIS!
>>114146694>le epib kek and redpilled secret club Here is your home faggot https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/&ved=2ahUKEwjGo__crMnzAhX5mGoFHe_5BrcQFnoECAUQAg&sqi=2&usg=AOvVaw1DRBI9ZDPxToA_Z7nxo1EVThat and jewtube with the other seething and barely sentient zoomer shit rent free retards
/f1/nistan, an oil generalFinally, we can have our own Grand Prix
>>114146739Kill yourself retard. There have probably been 5 scenarios all year or less where lewis has actively raced either of the Alphatauris
The motte and baily and goalposts moving with Shat Shitstappen fans and their delusion is truly something wonderful to behold
Our oil comes from gimiposting For every gimi post, we get 1 barrel of oilBased on the archives, we currently have 46922 barrels of gimi oilIs that enough?I don't think so
>>114146807How much would a barrel of gimi oil even cost?gimi
>all the Hamilton hating obsessed chudcels telling me to go on reddit>decide to take their advice >it's all Hamilton hating normalfags AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJesus Christ there is nobody i want to win more in any sport right now than Sir Lewis Hamilton. The seethe he is causing everywhere is outstanding. The best always creates hordes of imbeciles, nothing surprising about that
>>114146844one (1) common gimi goes for bout 3.50rarer ones and products derived from them may go for much more
Gimi, gimi, gimi a man after midnightWon't somebody help me chase the shadows awayGimi, gimi, gimi a man after midnightTake me through the darkness to the break of the day
>>114146865First season watching F1, huh?
>>114146878Nope, I've been tracking thr Hamilton seethe well since 2014 but it has reached an all time high this season. Never seen anything like it.
bros im kinda starting to rate tsunoda
>>114146898why? he is still miles behind Gasly even if he has stopped crashing every other session
REDEMPTION for Bottas
>>114146867thanks for lesson gimi
>>114146924Why are you talking to me? Get back to work, my toilet needs scrubbing
>Sir Lewis Hamilton wins his 8th title this year>wins his 9th next year in new regs, embarrass the zoomer meme, and retire Watch this happen and watch a black man be the indisputable GOAT of the sport until it comes to an end. Im willing to pay for your tears when it happens, please post your prices
>>114146946You know you're a spic right? What level of delusion are you on?>>114146953>that anime pic with incel wheel hat>that cringe newfag "trad christian larp">that culture war associations based world view and ideology Actually pathetic
>>114146959I don't fucking care what skin colour Hamilton has, his fake personality is what makes me despise him.
>>114146977He's autistic >fake personality Not anymore than any other driver. I wonder why you don't like him specifically....hmmm
>>114146952remember when shell dragged him to poland and got gola to try to talk to him
>>114146977I don't like him either because he's massively overrated. "fake personality" is such a fucking teenage girl nebulous criticism.
>>114146959It's been quiet some time since I have seen a schizo like you on 4chan.
>>114146992He acts like the nicest and most collected person on the grid who can do no wrong but becomes the biggest bitch diva when things start to collapse. Not to say that Verstappen wasn't one in Monza but he atleast doesn't try to hide it.He rides on the popularity of the #WeRaceAsOne campaign, and yet he has no objections to racing in countries that discriminate against other ethnicities, homosexuals, religious people, etc. Everyone else atleast either collaborate on some stupid video or do a kneel (or even don't by taking a stand).
>being THIS obsessed with a Senegalese goose keeping forum
>getting triggered and feesing replies to a lazy ebin trolengmi
>The chalet that sat proudly at the top of Eau Rouge, offering impressive views of arguably the most famous corner in F1 history but also clearly visible from the track itself, has been knocked down.>It is to make way for vital safety improvements in the high-speed section that has played host to several serious crashes in recent years, including Anthoine Hubert’s death in 2019.https://www.f1-fansite.com/f1-news/iconic-eau-rouge-chalet-demolished-at-spa-for-better-safety/rip chaletrip eau roguerip sparip f1fuck fia
Life to /a/nime.
>>114146798Oh no, it's an american ik ook speaking dutch "person"
Why doesn't Red bull just make the alpha tauri guys take our hamilcuck every race
return spa-francorchamps to a public road
>>114147042YOU WILL HAVE SAFE RACESYOU WILL TAKE THE VACCINEYOU WILL EAT THE BUGSYOU WILL TAKE THE KNEEYOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY
>>114147083>that one tear running down his cheekkino
>>114147042This has to be the worst timeline.
Ham spammer's based and has you all on strings
Want Amx to win the season because he deserves it way more, but also kind of want Hamilton to win because /f1/ will definitely be more entertaining if he does
>>114147112>Rainar Winklarsson going on a killing spree with bow and arrow>Eau Rogue nerfedwhat's next, I can't take it anymore!
>>114147122Dude why does your thumb bend back that much
Why hasn't there been an anime livery or sponsorship in f1 in the past decade or at least a one-off for suzuka?They must have enough money from the gacha games
>>114147149That would be the funniest outcome, but let's be realistic
>>114147158anime is for children
>>114147145Is that an unusual amount for a thumb? Mine are like that as well. You're just a jointlet.
>>114145268>Does anyone read the news?I often come to these threads specifically FOR the news
>>114146269>>114146646>>114147171my first time posting the general, there was no news really so I didnt know what to write, next time I'd just add a bunch of the latest news no matter how old it is
What's the oldest car you have driven, /f1/ ?
>>114147170>>114147172Damn. Mine barely bends back beyond vertical. Now I feel like half a man.
>>114147188my current car, 1990 Cressida but it has just shit the bed and I am in need of new car which might be older
>>114147188Late 70's Chevy squarebody
>Max Emilian Verstappen was born on 30 September 1997 in Hasselt, Belgium>his Belgian mother, Sophie Kumpen, competed in karting>Although Verstappen has a Belgian mother, was born in Belgium and resided in Bree, Belgium, he decided to compete with a Dutch racing licence because he "feels more Dutch">Verstappen said in 2015: "I actually only lived in Belgium to sleep, but during the day I went to the Netherlands and had my friends there too. I was raised as a Dutch person and that's how I feel."oh no no no no no no no
>>114147203>No photo of handBuck is broken lom
>>114147172>>114147197I have to clarify mine's not that bendy. Mine's at maximum just over 45°.
haha just hide the hamspammer
>>1141471881972 Fiat 500 that my mom owns
>>114147211If you were a bot I wouldn't be surprised
*grabs my own nuts*wat nou?
>>114147042heh??!?? what are they going to do? make it more of a parking lot where even more drivers just floor it over the tarmac run off killing stranded drivers?I'm really fucking pissed off now..
Since we are talking about thumbs I just unlocked the RB16B in the yhumb driving game
>>114147285It's almost like they're trying to sabotage it.
>>114147242Eat my shit, leftypol
>>114147308why is his baby chinese
>>114147188third gen datsun cherry
>>114147285Just wait till they rename it to the Hamilton chicane.
>>114147338it'll be a runoff, if radillion is removed no one will watch
Feels so good to be able to post images lads
hamiltons motor ontploftwat nou
>>114147369dat is jammer
>>114147369Ik kom klaar
>>114147285no tearsonly dreams now
>>114147285>>114147338I found it funny that leading up to that race several racers and ex-racers were asked if eau rouge was challenging and they all responded something along the lines that it wasn't really anymore with how much better the cars had gotten only for the w series racers and lando to almost die there promptly after
>>114147319doesn't count if you drove it on my summer car
>>114147369Juichen.>>114147308>Implying he can still think/dream
>>114147383>jammerDat is juist goed>>114147385lekker man
>>114147285>Top Anthoine Hubertlmao man...
dob andoine geg
>>114147400Its silly cause while im all for making things as safe as possible you can never make motor racing 100% safe. There comes a point where you're just sucking the soul out of the sport to chase something that is impossible.
I never left my streets
>riccardio isnt winning the WECexplain
>>114147473baku turn 1
BLACKMAN WILL WIN F2 CHECKEM
>>114147473>not even winning the WECKWAB
>>114147473he would be in a normal season, but this year we have Sir Lewis the GOAT getting exposed by a zoomer in a honda powered shitbox despite FIA blatantly rigging shit in his favor, so that takes precedence
So having the sprint race in Brazil is basically giving the WDC to Hambo, right?
Fact Of The Thread: Esteban Ocon is the first driver to complete a race without taking a pitstop since Mika Salo managed it at the 1997 Monaco GP
>>114147509Hamilton's lost places during both sprint races so far, I don't see why that trend can't continue
>>114147526Because AMX's will get a DNF and Lew will win it and then spout some nonsense about Senna and brazil. the fix is in.
>>114147536no no, you mustve read the outdated script. poois will have a clutch failure and DNF right on the spot
>>114147509Lewis is making a lot of dumb mistakes while Max has never been sharper. I still have faith in him.
>>114147547no no, you mustve read the outdated script. poois will have heart failure and DIE right on the spot
the lights will go out in texas and hamilton's motor will explode in a cloud of smoke and cover him in soot then all the tyres will simultaneously deflate in a cartoony fashion
Say something nice
>>114147536>>114147547both wrong, lewis will crash max out of the sprint race and start the race from pole, but will have a clutch failure halfway through the race while max fights back to the podium
Some shithousery will happen that sees Hamilton DNF from one race and take another engine penalty at the subsequent race and all the Hamiltards will say that's the only reason he lost the season as if he didn't piss away free points at almost every race this season
>>114147565i didnt think the authors would finalize that draft, interesting. im looking forward to kino nontheless
>FIA race director Michael Masi says Qatar's Losail venue - "ostensibly a bike circuit" - will be modified ahead of F1's first visitHow did it get Grade 1 then?
Can are guy gimi win the WDC if he wins every race from here and max, Hamilton and bottas come last every race?
>>114147042Gasly and Leclerc knew Hugebear better than twitter retards and even they never said a word about changing Eau Rouge
stop bullying yugi
>>114147596looking forward to drs-only overtakes!
>>114147609If I'm not mistaken the only drivers left in mathematical contention are the Mercs, the Red Bulls, the Ferraris and Norris
>>114147564You will win one of the next GPs back to back with Proudy
>>114147620>>114147629what would YOU do if you met your female clone, /f1/?
Well, /f1/? Money or morals?
>>114147620Reminder Max doesn't bully Yuki
>>114147648For me its money €€€€
>>114147648Money until I'm rich enough never have to worry about money again, then morals from thereon in.
>>114147648>owns 20+ gaz guzzling supercars>tells me what to doVettel should kys
>>114147648I'll pick and choose depending on what best suits me at any given moment
This 21 year old boy will change F1 forever.
>>114147300>>114147338>>114147392>>114147400>>114147407They are building a new grandstand there. Learn to use google you dumb assholes.
>>114147667thats a man baby
iedereen die het o zo grappig vindt om gimi te posten is echt een kanker voor schutte auti zonder vrienden en dat verklaart een hoop
>>114147648I would have said morals if the western world Seb lived in wasn't just as depraved and has no room to talk about opposing the ME
>>114147670dis fool 21 going on 40
>>114147693kankerneuken weet ik keuken wat ik ook
>>114145268I read the news. Thank you for your effort, Anon.
>>114147693>een kanker voor schutte autivreemde snuiter ben jij
>>114147693JE MOET ZELF JE BEK HOUDEN
The third most popular name for baby boys in Germany in 2020 was MATTEO
*commits noncery in your path*
>>114147723short finger zoomer holy cringemrdts
>>114147788I'll pick and choose depending on what best suits me at any given moment
>>114147779it's just the angle, I wear size 11 gloves
what if jannies started policing /f1/ as hard as other generals
>>114147848Uh-oh. It's only a matter of time.
>>114147848Those rules would make /f1/ relent for sure
>>114147848jannies fear /f1/
>>114147671what about this then??>It is to make way for vital safety improvements in the high-speed section that has played host to several serious crashes in recent years, including Anthoine Hubert’s death in 2019.
>>114147693>>114147699The duality of man
>>114147867yeah they're building a grandstand so people will get a better view of the next deadly accident there, what's not to get?
>>114147848it will never happen, /f1/ polices jannies, not the other way around
>>114147895>car goes airborne and into the stands killing 200 spectators instead of just the driverkino
/f1/ will find a tenuous tangential f1-related aspect to everything
>>114147648Sauce or bait?
>>114147848Maybe people wouldn't have to bump their generals if they took care of people spamming threads whenever a nog gets knocked out in boxing or a famous footy player fails to score a goal in a game.
>>114147641I would heem the cunt
>>114147648money all the way
>>114147867>>114147042they're making an actual runoff on the left side of eau rouge (like they did on the right) because if you crash you bounce back on the track due to the wall being so closebecause it sits on a fucking hill, they need to dig through itit was in discussion for years and accelerated when hubert diedthey're not changing the corner itself or the layout you retards
>>114147848Gimiposting will not be jannied
>>114147848isn't /volley/'s only function to lust after girls in tight outfits? Sure, half of /f1/ is spam and wags, but at least there's always some kind of discussion going on.
Good morning /f1/To some of you, at least
>>114148078does that include me?
>>114148078how about me?
>>114148078good afternoon anon do you also feel mischievous today?
Lewisspammer, how did you feel about the 2016 f1 season when it happened?
>>114148095Yeah it's most of you guys who are included
>>114148114thank you my American friend. good morning to you too.
>>114147848might have to become outlaws again
Are there any F1 related jokes in your language/country?
>>114148114>most of you guys are includedWho isn't?
>>114148078Good morning sirs
>tfw Max hasn't put a foot wrong this season, yet Hamilton might still win because of pic relatedbiggest fraud WDC since 2009
>>114147848Jannies fear /cric/ so maybe not
First they came for the /fs/And I did not speak outBecause I was not a NonceThen they came for the /biathlon/And I did not speak outBecause I was not a CoomerThen they came for the /volley/And I did not speak outBecause I was not a GoonerThen they came for /f1/And there was no one leftTo speak out for me
>>114148078The fuck you mean by that?
>>1141481531 or 2 Americans, a Finn who is currently in the military, a certain Brazilian, and a half-Thai "man" living in Germany
>>114147848Let them come.
>>114148166there have been no bigger fraud wdc's than the ones since 2014, minus bossberg as he was driving the 2nd fastest car that year
i love tortillasthey are just so versatile throw literally anything on it, fold it up and throw it in a pan for a few minutes and it will be deliciousf1 related because the drivers will be eating tortillas at the mexican gp
>>114148179had to google wtf a gooner was>One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.its literally a cope
>>114147848/f1/ owns espee though
>>114148241You have no idea.
>>114147848Mika Salo commands the jannies at his request
>>114145268>Thread theme:>[YouTube] Yung Lean - Gatorade (embed)based
>>114148259>Binders full of women
>>114148212For me it's Ocon or Hulkenberg
>>114148259>emergency kit>6 terabytes
>>114148259Adolf did nothing wrong when he purged Berlin of degenerates like this.
>>114148241porn addiction is not a meme, its a mental disorderjust ask Retardo
>>114148212any chance of grid girls coming back ever? the person in charge of f1 just has to change right
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Gooner>someone connected with Arsenal Football Club, as a fan, player, coach etc.pffhaha
>>114148259>gaps in laminate floorboards>paint stains on baseboards>mold (?) in the corner
>>114148259>getting pulled over with this "kit"
>>114148305>any chance of grid girls coming back ever?Only if the sjw lose the culture war.
>>114148305>any chance of grid girls coming back ever?Zero mang
>>114148259>americans needs their mandatory lube to goon because of their mutilated goonie
>>114148259What does he actually mean by this? Where the fuck is he bringing that kit with him?
>>114148338>that plug>RailEurope baganon...
>>114148340>Where the fuck is he bringing that kit with him?Visiting nanna is boring as fuck
>>114148300like most things in life that are addictivethe business behind it raises some uncomfortable questions
>>114147986>they're not changing the corner itself or the layout you retardsyes, the concept art in pic rel looks very exciting! absolutely nothing has changed! fucking retard.. so if someone puts some cones on a parking lot with the exact same profile as the original corner, it's totally the same to you?
>>114148347M-must be a tourist baka
>>114148347you think only canadians drink canada dry ?
The only good for me is coolabah fruity lexia makes you sexier
>>114148338looks like a UK-plugprongs are too short for an europlug tbqh
>>114148360they're not changing the corner itself you mongoloiddrivers will still go flat out on the same corner and take the same amount of risk, maybe even more risks because of the extended runoff>muh tyre wall is further nowwow who fucking cares
>>114148376GOON* for fucks sake i had one job
Why does /f1/ appear to have mixed feelings towards jorj?
>>114148378That's not a UK keyboard layout
>>114148398he looks like he'd dob on you for doing a burnout leaving the school carpark. would deck him without a second thought
>>114147772W-why do you have a pic of an Italian singer shopped in place of 8bins
>>114148398he's bri'ishbut he's probably going to expose hamilton next yearbut he has an uncanny valley look to him
>>114148357they are no different than drugdealers funny how prostitution in USA is illegal but it suddenly becomes legal if you film it
>>114148378someone photoshop Leclerc pics there
>>114148405alas, that seems to be correct, mister holmes
>>114148405hmm, the lotions & vaseline are in English, everything is in grams. The plug looks like a Europlug but the prongs are too short.
>>114148443Don't lewd him
>>114148455It might be a former British colony like Singapore or Malaysia, they use similar plugs.
>>114148259>masturbating in public places>SIX FUCKING TERABYTESI like knocking one off the wrist as much as the next guy but how can anybody bring themselves to do something like this
>>114148398hes a Mercedes man = he's part of the evil
>>114148398I blame Crofty's extreme eagerness to promote the Mr.Saturday meme.
>>114148477and caption it 'pinnoy gooning kit'
>>114148492You don't trust him to fix Mercedes' image somewhat by beating Ham? I'm lukewarm on him
>>114148521>by beating Ham>Hallo Tschortsch, zis is Toto. Ludwig ist sein faster als du, capisce?
>>114148521I kinda want him to get groomed into a Bottas 5.0 turbo-cuck. For teh lulz.
Imagine being a gooner instead of a gaaner
>>114148398Pro: doing rather well in a shitboxCon: Bri'ishPro: Driving for Williams, a soulful teamCon: Driving for Mercedes next year which is the most soulless team in F1 historyPro: he has a realistic chance of beating Hamilton next year based on performances like Sakhir 2020Con: he will almost definitely be forced into the role of wingman
>>114145268>Edd statusThis is supposed to be The Race, not The Guardian
>>114148548AAAIIIIII WE GAAN
>>114148338I don't even get why they need lube. I've been circumsised and I can jerk off without lube just fine.
>>114148398some of us have seen the signs over the past couple of years, he will become an insufferable entitled cunt when he gets his Merc seat. maybe not yet the first year, but definitely from the second one.
>>114148534Do you have the heil jorj pic?>"Jawohl mein Herr"
>>114148564Salam, shalom or phimosis?
>>114148411Perché niente è realeTi darò a un ruscello che scorre o alla terra piena di mimoseQualcuno si ferma al tuo passareNiente è come sembra, niente è come apparePerché niente è reale
>it's nearly Friday night I think I'm going to make it lads
>>114148591>Barely Thursday afternoon>"nearly Friday night"I wish I shared your outlook
>>114148591Was meant to be this webm but yeah, that lad looks like he's feeling it too desu
>>114148600'SCHLAND 'SCHLAND UBER ALLES
>>114148591I literally thought it was Wednesday.
>>114147042>>114147285>>114147300>>114147671>>114147867>>114147986>>114148360They want to host a 24 hour motorcycle race there and are upgrading the circuit to FIM Grade C.The plans were put in place well before Hubert snuffed it and have not changed since. This chalet was always going to get taken down and the runoff around Radillion changed with or without any crashes there.The plans will include adding a load of gravel traps all over the circuit though, quite possibly at the top of Radillion.
>>114148575Phimosis, I used to have a little tube of unopened foreskin on my penis, also I couldn't open it, so we had it cut off when I was six. I mainly remember not being able to bear any underwear or trousers for a few weeks, so I had to walk around in a open dressing gown. Also bathing was so fucking painful I would just be crying out the entire time.On bright side, my pain tolerance is pretty high now, and it's easier to keep it clean, but I would still prefer it if it was normal.F1 related because Stroll is a jew and therefore circumsised.
>>114148620>24 hour motorcycle race theresomebody's going to kick the bucket innit
>>114148259>6tb of porn
>>114148620Stop ruining my conspiracies you eternal anglo
>>114148259That subreddit is what I imagine Hell looks like.
>>114147848not happening,we rule /sp/
>>114147667she's so smooth
>>114148598>I wish I shared your outlookGot Inspectors on-site today because of Enfield crash the other day so today will just be a blur then fuck all to do on Friday as managers won't be in >inb4 massive shitshow
Can you hear the drums FernandoI remember long ago another starry night like thisIn the firelight FernandoYou were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitarI could hear the distant drumsAnd sounds of bugle calls were coming from afarThey were closer now FernandoEvery hour every minute seemed to last eternallyI was so afraid FernandoWe were young and full of life and none of us prepared to dieAnd I'm not ashamed to sayThe roar of guns and cannons almost made me cryThere was something in the air that nightThe stars were bright, FernandoThey were shining there for you and meFor liberty, FernandoThough I never thought that we could loseThere's no regretIf I had to do the same againI would, my friend, FernandoIf I had to do the same againI would, my friend, FernandoNow we're old and grey FernandoAnd since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your handCan you hear the drums FernandoDo you still recall the frightful night we crossed the Rio GrandeI can see it in your eyesHow proud you were to fight for freedom in this landThere was something in the air that nightThe stars were bright, FernandoThey were shining there for you and meFor liberty, FernandoThough I never thought that we could loseThere's no regretIf I had to do the same againI would, my friend, FernandoThere was something in the air that nightThe stars were bright, FernandoThey were shining there for you and meFor liberty, FernandoThough I never thought that we could loseThere's no regretIf I had to do the same againI would, my friend, FernandoYes, if I had to do the same againI would, my friend, Fernando
>>114148338m8 you need lube if you're using a fleshlight.It ain't self-lubricating.t. Has 4 bottles of lube and 2 Japanese """toys""" that he has named after female racing driversThis post is F1 related as they have official lubricants and ex-F1 driver Kamui Kobayashi is a well known expert on Japanese """toys"""
>>114148620eau rouge will keep (extend) the tarmac it seems, but the rest changing back to gravel is nice.unfortunately in our sad reality this will probably mean: track / white line / double curb / astroturf / tarmac strip / gravel
>>114147473shamilton really outdone everyone
I like pronouncing the Ls in Radillion
>>114148676Does family know of your collection or do you stealthily buy your gear under the pretence of "it's just a bunch of computer gear, you wouldn't be interested"
>>114148701>Radillionused to spell it exactly in that wrong way too. "Raidillon" is the correct way
ok Im bored Im going to binge this shit
This is the correct spelling
>>114148708Amazon puts their sex stuff in unmarked boxes and nobody questions me when I get a delivery.It then goes into my sex box which is just an old cardboard amazon delivery box with the words "There is no shame" stuck on the side of it.This post is F1 related because ex-F1 driver Robert Doornbos founded a company that makes 'smart' sex toys
Did you know that F1 drivers are instructed to pee in their suits? There is no bathroom breaks during an F1 race, drivers are told to piss their pants. The F1 car seats are soaked in piss every race. The winners stand on the podium soaked in piss.
>>114147596>How did it get Grade 1 then?The same way as Kyalami isn't Grade 1, money
>>114148752keep you remote in hand to lower the volume when the added crash/random engine sound effects blast through your speakers at 150%.
>>114148620I'd like to point out that FIA was opposing these changes and was threatening Spa to remove their grade, then Hubert hero'd and after the "confidential" investigation they stopped opposing
>>114148760Do you ever think "I have way too much wanking paraphernalia"
>>114148760Care to show us the box?>this is /f1/ related as this could be construed as me trying to get insider information about another teams setup before quali
>>114148151nobody in my country watch F1
Formula one is a sport for weirdos who pee in their pantsThey probably poo in their pants tooYou watch a sport where competitors sit and poo their pants and wet themselves You guys are gay
>>114148398For the past few years he's been pretty arrogant about the Mercedes seat, like it was his, and he alone deserved it no matter how well he did on the track. His attitudes towards being at Williams didn't strike me as likeable. Yeah there were shitbox cars, but Russell, to me, thinks he's above driving for the team. Also he's British and Crofty won't stop sucking his cock.
>>114148799this is the post
>>114148799He's not wrong
How much poo and pee did Senna have in his pants when he crashed into a wall and died? Probably a lotStupid sport
>>114148799Yeah but you're a Leaf
>>114148771Italybro, you can thank the Spaghettimonster for Hammy having no real injury in the Monza crash, or they would have massacred your boy too..
>>114148795Wanna invite me over to hang and watch F1 together? I'm not a sex pest or a serial killer.
>>114148328what's the story behind this pic
>>114148782Here you go>>114148777No not yet.
>>114148799I don't see anything wrong with any of this
>>114148847>lubengmi. You should sandpaper for extra grip & stimulation.
Buenos días /f1/, I hate Mercedes
>>114148847>your average c*rrie poster
>>114148847That's a far smaller box than I was expecting to be perfectly desu, it doesn't look like you're in that redditor's league
>>114148799I only fantasize about female race drivers pissing themselves so I'm not gay.
>>114148831sure but only on one condition, you have to dress up as a girl and suck my pp while you are chained up>verification not required
>>114148862Who's the most goonable Coronation Street character? Has F1 ever been a topic in a corrie episode?
>>114148860>she gives you this look and says we gaanwat do?
>>114148866Danke. As I try and limit it to only 1 day a week I figure to just make that 1 day be good and so spent some money on my self.>F1 related because F1 drivers will save their tyres for one good lap rather than a lot of mediocre laps
>>114148933you shouldn't have made those shitposts
>>114148328>tu quoque, mick?
>Obviously, for me it was tight with Sergio inside me and then Fernando was also on the outside. So obviously there wasn’t much space.>To be fair for me, I don’t really know where else I could have gone.>I don’t want to be involved in any sort of crash that would ruin my race. So I just tried to stick with in between these two cars. But yeah, I didn’t have much space.Is Gasly the new Maldonado?
>>114149036>one crash at one race means muh maldonadoNo
>>114148999so much SOVL in one image. miss those times
>>114148398wax dolls creep me out
>>114149036fucking lel, I knew the sandwich argument was bullshit, but I didn't know it was thát obvious.
You guys get hij sneed me af stuck in your head? You think that's le quirky and epic huh?Well I've had>With the ball for Frank the Farmer>Frank the farmer plays the ball really well to Dennis Mountaincamp>Dennis mountaincamp>Dennis mountaincamp?>Dennis mountaincamp takes the ball>DENNIS MOUNTAINCAMP>DENNIS MOUNTAINCAMP>DENNIS MOUNTAINCAMP>OH FRANK THE FARMER PLAYED THE BALL TO DENNIS MOUNTAIN CAMP WHO FLAWLESSLY TAKES THE BALL AND SHOOTS IT INThis plays in my head (in Dutch) far too frequently.
>>114149036>Obviously, for me it was tight with Sergio inside me and then Fernando was also on the outside. So obviously there wasn’t much space.What did he mean by this?
>>114147048Tr/a/nni(m)eAnime is in decadence
>>114148799i reckon endurance races have way more peepee & poopoo
>first tango as RBR driver>crashes immediately
>>114149130Obviously you want someone to make a sweaty hoomosex analogy.
>>114149130I await the fan art version
daily reminder that el museo is the best driver in f1 historyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSfEY87x2I0
>>114149036Literally just understeered because it was wet.
So, /f1/? What is EL PLAN?
>>114149197wait i thought El Plan was just an /f1/ meme
>>114149197Alpine are going to pull a Brawn next year and Alonso will be fighting at the top once again
>>114147188I learned to drive in one of these fuckers from 1974 that my father ownedit is basically a volkswagen beetle engine in a different chassiit was based
>>114149202Most the el plan edits posted here are literally from spanish fans replying to alonso on twitter
>>114149036Hehe... not bad for a number two driver, pieru
Who aside from hamo/max/buttass can still mathematically win wdc?
>>114149197Finish p15 from p5 on grid
>>114149271Norris, Perez, Sainz and Leglerg.
Why is spicwheel called spicwheel?
what's going on here?
>>114149300SEÑOR MARKO POR FAVOR
>>114149334>>114149354he took the call? when?F1
>>114149354Fucking state of our news reporting. HOW MUCH DID HE TIP
>>114149036Is it just me or does Gasly get involved in first lap crashes way too often?
>>114149316gee, I wonder.
>>114148999then vettel got penalized
£20 for curry seems too much, innit?
>>114149406just bong prices
>>114149404I take offence.You wouldn't call a builder a house. We simply created spics.
>>114149406It is, that's why the subheading is drawing attention to it.
>>114149400an old wise man of F1 once told me it's because of his pre race routine. lelhttps://youtu.be/VbZ_AWTFCh0
>>114149435>I take offence.
thinking about how i never got to experience teenage love
>>114149400Perhaps he wants to take the "first lap nutcase" mantle from fellow frog Fatjohn
>>114149463I think about this often
>>114149354mmm could really go for a saag paneer and a chicken korma right now
>>114149457one (You) for using a classic reaction gif
>>114149463>mfw have about half a year left to find itIts not looking good lads
>>114149463i caught a glimpse of it only for the door to shut right before me as it began to take its final shape.
>>114149404>meds riding around on japanese crotch rockets - the race
>>114149036It's not really rocket science, he simply understeered in El PlanArguably it most likely looked way different from his own POV, but at that point you'd rather ask why he doesn't know the dimensions of his car like his benis?
>>114149463meh, that really doesn't bother me. maybe because that period happened a loooong time ago.
>>114149463>experience teenage love>break up after a bit over a year>haven't felt a similar kind of feeling for someone ever sinceIt's been ten years and I still think almost daily about our time together.Being with a woman and knowing I don't love her half as much as I could or should feels pretty bad.I haven't been able to mantain relationships because that special connection just isn't there and I can't be bothered to put effort into a relation I know isn't special.In all honesty, I wish I never met her. I'm pretty sure I will never meet someone like her again and I don't know if I'll be able to settle for less.
>>114149535The ducatis have been the strongest bikes this last couple of seasons.There's also KTM and Aprilia, although they are pretty shit.
>>114149562>I can't be bothered to put effort into a relation I know isn't specialits grim isnt it? but WGMI, never forget that.
>>114147848If that happened, we should unironically migrate to IRC or something.
>>114149562know that feel (although I was already in my 20's), it never was the same again after that..but it's probably all in our heads. maybe a first love makes your hormone system freak out, and you never get that again afterwards.
>>114149509>Tfw used to live right across from the best tikka saag in the cityThat shit is goat tier
>>114147848>please keep all discussion to an event that only happens once every 2 weeksthe STATE of janitors if that happened
>>114149562Thanks asshole you just made me start thinking of my first girl.Even worse, it was me that ruined that relationship and she kept wanting to get back together for years after but I was a massive retard with an equally large ego and pushed her away.Now she lives in England and she looks pregnant in her profile pic and I am miserable.
>>114148151Yes, we associate everything that's late with Barrichello.Like, if you're going to take the bus, and it is late, you say that Rubinho must be driving it.
>>114148305Girl on the left kinda looks like Monroe.
>>114149681dont know anon, getting back together after a breakup is pretty much always a bad idea and only inflicts more pain or even hate than the first time around.t. knower (unfortunately)
>>114148827>or they would have massacred your boy too..Monza turn 1 is dumb tho, wouldn't mind if they changed to pic related.
>>114149615>but it's probably all in our headsI reckon it might be this. Maybe I don't really remember how it actually was and I'm looking back at it with rose-tinted glasses.The girl I loved has changed dramatically in this last decade and I wouldn't ever want to get back with her again.I am, quite literally, in love with a memory. Fuck me.>>114149681Maybe it is the same with you, laddie. If you actually met her again you wouldn't like her.It doesn't help me very much, though.>4pmAnd now I have to get back to work when all I want to do is lay in bed and cry.
>>114149713haha yeah the outcome im in now was probably for the best
Have you tried being happy, /f1/?
>>114149144Such an alpha that he fails to function as a beta
>>114149769Yes and failed epically
>>114149723>butchering curva grande>butchering the Lesmo's>this is somehow betteryeah no.nobody likes current turn 1, but I rather have it than this alternative.
>>114149535the two master races
>>114149769happiness is a capitalist illusion
>>114149752This is it. The more you look back on that relationship and think about how perfect it was, the more perfect you make it in your head. And the more emotional energy you invest into those memories, the more attached you become. It's more easily said than done, but the best thing to do is to try to stop thinking about it, or at least think about it more dispassionately.
>>114149463Kek I'm about to miss the 20's one
death to chicanesspeed for the speed god
>not living your life in a constant state of "not that bad"I don't really recall being melancholic/angry/angsty since I was a teen. Not too much ecstasy outside of occasional drug us either.gimi
>>114149752>looking back at it with rose-tinted glassesyeah that's a big part of it. deep down I know I'm kinda ignoring why I broke up with her. we both wanted different things, so it was a good thing we did. but still.. the sex was great, and I was never as madly in love again, and probably never will be.this is all F1 related, as Hammy is still looking for another beard like Nicole
when I watch vrooms I don’t need sex and love, vrooms make me feel better
>>114149805Curva grande and the lesmos were already butchered thoughLiterally the only turn with the correct profile anymore is Parabolica and they still managed to ruin that corner by adding the tarmac runoff around the whole thing
>>114149463Given the responses in this thread about how no adult relationship will compare to it, I think it's better not to experience it. I for one, almost got into a relationship with a girl, but it didn't even get off the ground because we were complete polar opposites in personalities and simply couldn't find a way to properly connect. And even if I somehow had managed to get into a relationship with her, it wouldn't have lasted more than a few months and we would both have been worse off in the long run.F1 realted because catherham & the other early 2010's shit teams should also have never existed.
>>114149889>catherham & the other early 2010's shit teams should also have never existed.Having shit teams is F1 culture and SOVL. In fact, not having them, with F1 being seen more as an investment than a passion-fueled money sink has made the "sport" the cold, corporate semen dispenser it is today./f1/ related because fuck Liberty Media
>>114149463>Had an elementary school gf>She broke up with me but tried getting back together before we went to middle school>'No way fag'd her>Haven't had a relationship sinceOn the one hand I'm proud I had that much self respect at that point, but on the other I'll always think about what could've been.
>>114149916Had to make it F1 related somehow.>>114149949Lol imagine thinking primary school gf's are actually relevant. They're just another stupid game you play as a kid. I remember having an extremely ugly one in primary school. She actually tried to get back together over text with me in my first year of secondary school, but by then I knew it was all bullshit.
>>114149102too high concept post. I vaguely get what you're referring to but the translating Dutch words half into English just makes it impossible to follow clearly.This has been a Rate Youless Posts episode.
>>114150015Well yeah obviously nothing would have come of it, but it would've meant I'd entered middle school with a ''gf'', which immediately changes the way people look at you.
I used to tell myself that once i got a gf in high school that would be me on the "ladder" and I could start upgrading from there.Never did get on that there ladder
>>114150035>watchu want finngol>just sisu my perkele up>spurdo no more
>>114150042I was hoping for a dutch (You), translating to English was clearly a mistake. I'm not surprised it failed. I Should have just posted the more ubiquitous bear cum memes. Thank you for the feedback, it is much appreciated.
>>114149562fuck me is this a feels thread now? I know the feel, it's called pair bonding when two people (or animals) form a strong bond together and usually that lasts for life, I'm not sure if it's a "one time thing" meaning we will never experience that again but it sure feels like it. I am just unable to connect with any other girl the same way no matter the looks or personality.. it sucks guys
>>114150079no problem. I also often think of Frank de Boer , Speelt de baal. Something about it is so satisfuing
>>114150079Have a Dutch (You) anyway
>>114149876Look at how smug he is.How can one simple frog perfectly encapsule so many, so complex and diverse emotions and deliver them effortlessly to the reader?I can honestly say I've felt more vivid reactions looking at pepes and apus than touring the greatests art Museos of Europe.
Ironic that Hamilton wouldn’t be the GOAT if it weren’t for racists driving his obsessive need to succeedYou played yourselves nazis
>>114150048I messed that all up by deliberately acting as an arrogant know-it-all nerd. I don't think having a fat cow from my previous school as a gf would have improved any of that.
The problem is the dual curse. Being awkward and unnatural at conversations also tends to make you LOOK to others like you're miserable and gloomy and someone they shouldn't talk to, so they don't, even if you're actually an amusing happy go lucky sort. It's a double punishment, much like Max Verstappen being crashed out of the 2021 British Gp and later being forced to take an engine penalty because of it.
jfc zoomers... just hit on every chick you see attractive, have fun while you are young and never commit - date as many girls as you can and never put pussy on a pedestal - they are just as stupid horny teenagers as you are and never regret it, didnt work with one - go have fun with another, dont overvalue pussy
>>114149805>>butchering the Lesmo'swdym? The layout looks the same.Imo, the ideal would be to just remove turn 1 and leave the rest as is, but this is still better than current Monza.
>>114150114everything hamilton has or has accomplished is because of white people giving it to him
>>114150128geniet ervan, kerel
>>114150121The overarching feels > the coomin'
>>114150128Zijn de (you)s naar smaak?
>>114150132the only black f1 driver erased by Hamiltons racism is Karun
>>114150121The thing is, anon, we aren't talking about pussy, we are talking about women.Fucking a hole is great and all but a man needs a woman.Being with as many girls while you can doesn't help with loneliness. And it's alright if it didn't work with one, however, if you feel like you've missed your chance with THE one, well, you might never get such a chance again.
>>114149769Yes it's hard
>>114150155Heel goed, zoals altijd
>>114150121I'm not looking for sex, I'm looking for my future wife. If I just wanted sex I'd go to a hooker.
>>114150180the worst thing that hurts young men is when you put too much value and worth in it - you will suffer 1000x from rejection and inevitable breakeup there NO "THE one" - its a lie from old fiction I cant stress it enough - women are plenty, treat them like commodity, date several and only then you will find a good one and save yourself from stressing over the shitty ones who will treat you badly or leave you
Is someone gonna make a normal thread please?
>>>/xs/56970For bypassing that thread if need be
>>114150125>wdym? The layout looks the same.yes, but the plan was to move the inside walls way more inward, so the corners wouldn't have any blind spots anymore. (and enabling more cutting)
Should I post a real new or no
>>114150399jannies are on edge latelywouldnt be surprised if they nuke /alonso/
>>114150399I'd say make a new but I worry >>114150414 would happen to it.
proper new thread pls
>plan to cycle>half of day raining, ended an hour agoriding is not a problem, but fuck cleaning the gear for half of thursday afternoonI'd as for f1 races for this feel, but spa was a month ago
>el plan was just to get /f1/ to relentalonso vs are jense
so this is how /f1/ relents
Alonso thread is LEGITIMATE successor of this thread
Well now that it has a flip's approval I know for sure that it's an illegitimate knock-off not long for this world
yeah im not posting in that fraud thread
If there's not a proper new one in an hour, I will make the worst new thread in the history of /f1/, I swear to G-d.It will make Le Mans 55 look like Spa 98.
>>114146774jewish hands typed this
Make a proper NEW you retards
>>114147285Obviously, this is the work of the Juden. It MUST be destroyed.
>>114150885Why is that other yank such a semen slurping nigger lover?
It's pudding time
>>114147848jannies fear /effjuan/
>you will never poo in your pants while going 300kph
What happens when it rains? Does the water end up in the cockpit? How come the pilot doesn't drown?
>bo ho not my thread >boo hoo you guys cant take /Alonso/ seriously>bo ho you MUST play by anglo rulesmmm what about no¿
>>114149354Been to that restaurant bros. VERY based choice of eatery. He was also filming the new Mission Impossible in the train station in the city
>>114151096>>114151096>>114151096>>114151096Janny's gonna freak :DProper new thread
>>114147170>>114147172>>114147221Motherfuckers, this >>114152233 is what a thumb is supposed to look like