gay sport desu
>>114143870Not a sport. Simulated death matches. sports are gay
>>114143766Strange how Schaub said one mean thing about Ariel once like a month ago and Ariel still continues to seethe about it to this day while Schaub has forgotten about it completely and gotten on with his life.
>>114143872Oh no he didn't include le epin news!! Fuck up faggot. Go back to r/MMA.
Ariel made some good points, but I support Schaub out of ethnic (German) solidarity.
>>114143935Aspen Ladd Dog Semen
>>114143935jamawl was german? gawdawlg b
Violent bob Ross bros...
>some of you will unironically be watching this piece of shit of a card
>>114144091>Ladd misses weight again and the new main event is Felipe vs ArlovskiActually an improvement now that I think about it.
>>114144045Hot damn, nothing like a clean check hook to the jaw for an aesthetically pleasing knockout.
>>114144091Durmont has a peach of a bunda, that's my only excuse
>>114144091I haven't missed a card in years and I'm not about to start now. especially with bunda domont on the main card
>>114144091What the fuck. Wasn't last week a *mma main event also???
>>114144091>Durmont is 2-1 in the poofc>gets a main event fight>Dog semen Ladd just missed weight>gets a main event fight
>>114144091based brap main event
>>114144091>not posting the whole event
>>114144091Booked off work for this one b. Let’s go Ladd!
>>114144264>*mma over HWsTHE ABSOLITE ST8 OF THE JEWFC
>>114144091t. cazziealso i have bets going for this card so yeah im gonna watch
>close fight was.... Le robberyJust casual fan things
aspens ladds sweaty, period-blood soaked underwear.
>>114144045How do i dance like this
>>114144264Didn't Brandon Davis get cut?
>>114144319It's not that hard. just don't be a fat fuck.
>>114144337Post a video of you doing it right now or I'm blocking your flag permanently
>>114144319put ya hands up foo and I'll show you
>fat ass dumont vs 145lb big ladd>arlovski vs boi>sheemer fiorot>julian marquez vs the beverly hills autist>based loopy breaking khamshits record>landwehr vs klein SPICE>danaa batgerel>roid dyke carnelossiIt’s a great card.
i think jim miller's retiring this saturday, bros
>>114144362I'm a fat fuck
>at 35, I try to get over things that made me feel insecure as a teenagerDo bjj fags really? Lmfao
>>114144425>145 lb womemesIs this a real division
>>114144091>losing BRUNO BLINDADO SILVA kino>losing JULIAN MARQUEZ kino>losing NORMA DUMONT brapkinoand most important>losing CARLOS BOI fatkinoyou're not a real heemer, get outta here, cazzie.
LADD BROS WE GOT THIS
>>114144264i'm excited for the Landwehr fight
>>114144298It's possible for a fight to be close and still have a clear winner. Even a 50-45 fight can be close.
>>114143853the absolute state of /heem/the state of this shitty fucking thread
>>114144439Highschool bully status?
>>114144535The state of you posting in it.
>>114144560Hooker should try and set up the knee he landed on Burns when Islam tries to shoot for a takedown.
>>114144559The state of you posting in it.
>>114144588Yeah bro he should just hand the single leg to Islam on a silver platter
>>114143877>Simulated death matches>NOOO YOU CANT KICK HIM HIS KNEE IS TOUCHING THE GROUND!!!!!!!>WHOA MISTER NO DOWNWARD ELBOWS THOSE CAN BREAK DRYWALL!>OH MY GOD HES WOBBLED STOP THE FOIGHT!!!!!
>>114144588The Dagastani's know how to avoid that
>>114144611If he gets kneed in the head when shooting he will think twice before he shoots for it again. You need to make wrestlers fearful.
>>114144634>J..Jonah??! Hey man.. you know I was always your bro… t…the clowning on you in class w…was just for fun… you were so funny!
>>114144658actually wrong one this is the based onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0fTVnhg7S0
Ariel is literally obsessing over Schaub every day, this is not healthy behavior
I want schaub to rape me
>>114144699He started browsing heem
>>114144658>>114144688Sorry b they both cringe
>>114138813I'd pay 10k just to smell her asshole in north/south
>>114144699Schaub keeps talking about Ariel too, we’re heading for a catchweight
>>114144550Poirier would wear that shirt
hemm checkout my funko's collection. pls rate.
>>114143885more like slob got obliterated so badly he'd rather just take the L and cut his losses
>>114144699I'm embarrassed to have ever liked him. He could've left it at one stupid schaubism tweet. Degrading as fuck to see him cater to mentally ill redditors like he has
>https://www.fightbookmma.com/geraldo-augusto-de-freitas-junior-accepts-two-year-sanction-for-ufc-anti-doping-policy-violation/kek, dumb fucking macacos keep on macacoing.
>>114138813>only 10k for valentina to beat me up for 5 rounds
What did Schaub even do?
>>114144550He looked normal a few years ago what the fuck happened
>>114144792Not enough Star Wars 6/10
>>114144827>>114144688this is the real shithttps://youtu.be/Q-Y7oKPdV70
>>114144824He said that Kikewani only got his ESPN gig because he had the right connections. And it made Ariel seethe because it's true.
Found the very first? heem thread https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/28256902/
>>114144825he got into "streetwear"
>>114144827>woman tries to butt in and be the center of attentionwhy are they like this
>>114144861>10th anniversary of heem next yearthat's when we should do the heem meetup
>>114144861oh ya well find the first actually /heem/ general
>>114144825He’s been broken by society. He can’t do anything right. He’s not of age to play a fat frat boy so Hollywood has all but forgotten about him. He’s gotten fit but he’s still considered eternally soft and out of shap. It’s tawf.
>>114144951earliest I could find but only has 3 posts https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/46958437/this one from similar time frame has more posts https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/47135230/
>>114144825he looked normal but never good. cursed with shit genes
/heem/ what do you think if Conor could jump the base like if he could Dustin and then Oliveira and perform on the big stage? Could he run the tower up so to speak of climb the challenge to its head and back to former status?
>>114145113Canor is flushed.
>>114145085Tony schizos are the craziest fuckers on 4chan what is there deal? Its gotta be a trolling but sometimes I don't know like that sweedish tony poster that makes the graphics
>>114145113what the fuck are you even saying?
>>114145149We're still waiting on the infograph about how Makhachev actually ducked Tony.But so far Tony just a bitch who ducked Makhachev.Sad time for Tony fans. Tony's scared to fight.
I could heem everyone in this thread
>>114144861>not the wshh threads
>>114145217Does your wife know you post pictures of yourself on 4chan?
If you think about it Tony is undefeated.
Uh yeah this phone is God darn incredible...
shant be watching the ufc card, just hoping that my friends at heem will post some webms of norma's ass afterwards
>>114145362post your wheel kick or gtfo
>>114145085I remember when this happened. Tony will go down in MMA history for surviving simultaneous submission attempts by two separate opponents.
>>114145217>>114145362>nippon headbandwhy foreigners do this?
>>114145085This needs Gaethje beating him up too.
>>114145438it's real one behavior
>>114144091There have been 4 or 5 really bad cards this year. This one takes the cake. Not one of these is a main card fight.
>>114145438same reason weebs put on a vpn to pretend they're nips
>>114144264Landwehr and Batgerel are the only fights worth watching. Emeev is good but he's a decision machine
>>114144425Carnelossi is juiced to the gills. Big ass man muscles and acne all over
>>114145472boomer arlovski beating contenders is fun but i agree
>>114145543>Felipe>contender Felipe isn't a contender in PFL
>>114145334My UFC viewing goes down 80% during college football season. Thankfully Dana made no good cards this fall except 267 & 268
>>114145556Guy doesn't have a terrible record. I meant to say prospects
imagine not only watching handegg but you watch college handegg holy shit lmao that's embarrassing
He's officially reached peak based.
ali is based just gonna say it
>>114145601Handegg has been based lately
Imagine not watching Ladd shes based.
>>114145604>>114145612>>114145614>>1141456184 posts with the word "based" in a row. Jesus we're retards.
>>114145601for me? it's basketball
>>114145633>Checks your kick
>>114145701Why does she not show off her cute butt more
Which fighters could take Baby Sneed?
>>114145033https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/48995522/This was the first one to break post limit so it should be the official first
>>114145776he's gone bro...
bros why are ninjas so cooli wish i was a ninja
>>114145807Really? Bro don't be lying to me right now.
TMT Hard Work!
>>114145878i miss this niga liek u wouldnt believe
>boi got “brawler” tattooed on his facebased or cringe? also rate his drip
>>114145950>>114145960looks like the type of kid to yell at his teacher when she tells him he's not allowed to eat the glue
>>114145950>>114145960is this some new meme undercard can that i missed?
>>114146026He’s the co-main this weekend. Bit of a pitter patterer but puts on fun fights.
Tick tock SHITreno
>>114145878fake news those are two different Baby Sneedses
>28, turning 29 in February>less than 2 years left of Yan
>>114146073No way he can do worse than in the second fight
>>114146133>retiring in your primefake one pussy ass cheating bitch, hope faghagen takes his head off now
>>114146133Yeah but if he finds more success he could end up like DC where his biggest paychecks came after he was planning on retiring
TJ>>114146133shithagen and dillashit are getting heemed stiff
Friendly reminder that with 2-3 more dominant wins, Gane will have a better legacy than Khabib already.
>>114146133It;s weird how quickly lots of UFC fighters want to get out of the sport.
>>114143853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBVXfjp-77w&ab_channel=UFC-UltimateFightingChampionshipOMG izzy's feints are so good jan is biting everyone of them god izzy is so fast and calculated he should fuck my wife with his big black cock.
>>114146206It’s not weird at all to want to avoid getting too much brain damage or fucking up your body too much.
>>114146206It's weird how obsessed you are with plastic Korean women who wouldn't even spit in your direction.
>Henry teaching Fig the karate stancehttps://youtu.be/O0mPQ2e3cA4?t=424
these dudes fight once every 3-4 months for 15 minutes max and that's if they're ACTIVE fighters. the amount of damage they take is so overstated it's hilarious, the average NBA player probably receives more wear and tear than a UFC fighter and I know for sure the average NFL player does>muh sparringliterally choosing to hurt themselves; plenty of fighters opt to spar lightly for the very reason of longevity.
>>114146206You're an idiot
>>114146261Cejudo is an aikido black belt lel
>>114146273I heard that divegrassers who do lots of headers end up as complete retards as well.
>>114146290Oh fer Sure b Neymar and Schaub food truck diearys
>>114146310His face is so fucking puffy now. It’ll be as bad as schlub’s in a few years
>>114146206Happens all the time in full contact sports, and yan gets hit since he’s not a wrestlefucking homosexual. For instance, if I fought that broad in the image you posted, I would kick her lead leg, breaking her tibia and fibula. She would require almost a year to fully recover, and would likely have lifelong issues from that single injury. Now let’s say I fight her again because people think I didn’t really prove myself the better fighter. I spam oblique kicks, tearing her delicate knee tissues, and take her to the mat for some vicious gnp. I cut her face with devastating hellbows, sneaking a lick of her blood, and pin her arms as she’s trying to tap. I rattle her brain a bit more, and tell the ref im done with her. Now she’s got a bevy of injuries to deal with, and not much to show for it. I’ll visit her in the hospital and take one of those classic post fight photos, but I’ll sprinkle a little rat poison in her drink. The hospital comes up with some bs cause of death, but I know I’m really up 3-0 against her.
>14 Oct 13Bros... We can't stop the passing of time, this life is but a fleeting dream.
>>114146347you awlright b?
>>114146285>>114146216>>114146347If Canelo or GGG were UFC champs, they'd have retired long, long agoBut they are real champs. Not fake "win the belt and run" champs like Yan, Cejudo, Khabib, etc.
>>114146347You wouldn’t even get close to doing that if I were there. I’d evade your leg kick and double leg blast you through the cement like Yamcha in a crater. Then I would lay on you for 30 mins and win on points bitch
I like posting my favourite music because perhaps someday a bro might hear it and think that it's good and make his day enjoyable or whatever.https://youtu.be/Dy7utW7wgNY
>>114146404I’m more of a Merzbow guy b
>>114146404you sure that's music, b?
>>114146410Too loud and noisy for me b
just dicked down a tubby 18 year old that i picked up from the dorms, i kinda feel like a predator
>>114146439what was his name?
>>114146439My man putting his greasy hawlg into greasy hawlgs b tawlmbout hawlgception
Conor could get his bussy pounded and cum from the pleasure and ectasy, but claim that you were the gay one for fucking him
>>114146439How old are you?
>>114146503All good b. I was banging 18 year olds when I was 26. Probably still would if I found a tolerable one and I'm 29.
>>114146536Conor would leave a little puddle of cum leaking out of his sissy puff cock while he's laid on his side with his little butt stretched and leaking seemen
mma is dead (temporarily)
>>114146482Are you saying that if someone were to pin you down and rape you in the ass, you would be the gay one for being raped?
>>114146355Never better. See pic rel>>114146387And then you’d have to quarantine for a year to get back in your country, just in time for the million dollar govt funded halloween gay pride blm parade, all of which I support… for canadians only. I win the story.
>>114146618if you're weak enough to be held down and raped by another man you're definitely gay
>>114146482>>114146618Its only gay if you swallow
>>114146404based power electronics chad
>>114144629Unless that knee KOs him and the fight is over I strongly doubt he's going to throw his whole game and trump card out the window
>>114146347based>>114146382Cejudo isn't a fighter he's an influencer with autism, khabib on the other hand is different. He wanted to be 'the goat' and yet he had a few title defenses and just quit in the space of a few years. It's weird to me especially given he's supposedly so dominant, why not ride it out for 3 or so more fights. Up and comers are likely cans anyway
this thread stinks
>>114146642What if there were three men
>>114146482Since there is no difference between a bussy and a women's anus it's pretty easy to understand that being into traps is only as gay as anal sex with women which by definition isn't gay.
>>114146726then you're triple gay
too much faggotry itt
>>114146764Jon please think of the LGBTQIA community
>>114146726then all you can do is sit back and enjoy the prostate orgasms
>>114146775Let's Go Beck To Quelling Invertedsexual Animals?Someone post brapens ladd's aspen or this thread will turn everyone gay
the jew is slaughtering our guy, schaub bros...
>>114146775Erm, get it right pls https://youtu.be/kwwHKosmfAE
>>114146791we love our LGDPSG community don't we folks
Hello fellow heem chads
Is there any details about the Chuck Liddell case that have come out in the past 24 hours?
>>114146864is schlubs tongue too big for his mouth?
>>114146382Nah it's because in boxing your fight for the belt is the hardest in your life and after that you can fight cans for 5 years and just live comfortably as a champ. In UFC you have to constantly have to fight no. 2/3/4 in your division, it just doesn't get easier and you can't really relax at all.
>>114146876His wife was the one that molested Jon Jones
>>114147009>they molestered me
Name my band
>>114147030man rose truly break that boy
>>114147063Nah b, there are multiple screenshots on Twitter
>>114144751Loses the fight but wins the story.
>>114147030Triple C and the Chinky Bunch
>>114147030people think cejudo is some fkin magician when in fact his 3 biggest wins are all questionable where judges/refs helped him,.
>>114143853when you have allah with you, no one can beat you
>>114147175The prophet duckslam
*dresses up as a woman so Jon Jones gets over aggressive to land counters*
Buttfucker 3000 would be the best MMA nickname ever
Aspen Ladd is kinda cute
>>114147030>Triple C & The Minorities
>>114144658>>114144688imagine liking this fag shit
>>114147546That you Merab?
Is reddit down?
>>114147546georgian dancing is the exact same shit
>>114145472>>114144091Last weeks card was way worse imothis is actually ok in comparison, but still a shit card
>>114147644why the fuck did he stop that looked like it was in for good
>>114147852You can only hold a choke for so long without your arms going limp.
>>114144264>Four (4) (iv) (IIII) wmma bouts
>>114147630no, it's nowhere as faggy. cossacks dance like women dance in caucasian dances
>Trying to be a heemster, join a gym>Covid closes it down>Reopens and I break my foot during muay sparring on the third training>Foot heals>Break toe on second BJJ trainingIt's tawlf b, but I'm going to make it
>>114147990You’re already a heemster. What you want to be is a heemer.
>>114147985its the same shit theyre both equally faggy
>>114147998Excuse my terminology b, have an aaagh
BASED KZ uploaded some fights that were missing from the last episode. No subs yet but pretty good fights, better than the ones they included tbqhwyhttps://youtu.be/BCbW6TQi1JA
>>114144056>NOOOOOO, A GAY BLACK MAN AND A WHITE WOMAN WENT JOGGING, IT MEANS THEY HAD SEX
>>114148058UOOOOOOH BRO #1 IS LIKE TOTALLY CRAZY DUDE! THAT DUDE'S A LEGIT GANGSTER DUDE!
>>114148109#1 > #5
>>114148068why else would they go jogging bro
>>114148121I missed the part where that's my problem
>>114148150Fatty is a bitch for calling out #13
>>114148168It's a dawg eat dwag world
>>114146503We're the same age. I've never gone past the 2 year gap, but you bet I'd be fucking tubby 18 year old girls if I wasn't being led by lord and savior Jesús Christ
I dislike the fatass I’m rooting for 1 and the wrestler guy, also the boxer who got outwrestled by wrestler guy
>>114145217>>114145362when will you do a full lenght webm of your best combination for us to laugh at you?
>>114148335He posted a gif the other day of his leg barely moving the bag when he kicked it
>>114145217I'm you biggest fan
>>114145362You should really join a gym
>>114148463He did months ago
>>114147030No. I won't name your band
Imagine both of them regain their belts. Then we really have to kneel to CCC
>>114148531Stipe going there too
i jizzagree with all of you fuckers...100%
>>1141485353 guys who lost in brutal fashion are going to gain what was once theirs. You could make a movie out of this if it came true.
Just looked myself in the mirror and realized Im fat
dear /heem/ any good news meanwhile? only real ones pls. ty in adv
>>114148563jones is getting knocked out cold in a few months
>>114148543would be kino ngl
>>114148573fuck yes. ty b. okay no more news needed bros.well, story loss incoming @bonescels
Ngannou has no answer for this technique
>>114148586jones was passed his prime when he got heemed sleepy in the future desu
>>114148595I'd love to see this pussy try this sloppy ass shit against ngoobusnigga is getting shadow realmed harder than frozenstrike
>>114148597actually danas fault. why didnt he pay him 400million dollars for his next fight (which he will lose brutally in the near future)?
>>114148617Idk but anyway, jon jones... WELCOMEto bellator mma
>>114143853Damn, pettis' bitch looks like THIS?
>>114148639why he's grabbing her butt? is it his sis?
>>114148639>disgusting plastic bogged bitch with a fake asswhat a catch
>>114148649I dont know i never had sex
>>114148615Gane was sloppy as fuck in the poois fight. Ended up with his back turned multiple times. Ngubu kills him.
with the right wind you can catch a aspen brapp pusy fragance, bros. weekend in sight
Just a reminder that Jose Aldo > Khabib on GOAT list
>>114148683same here. thinking about trying out dolls ngl
>>114148695Jose Aldo's legacy - 13 SecondsKhabib's legacy - 29-0 never lost a round, bled or got cut
>>11414869529-0. Keep coping mutt
>>114148712he had the best gameplan of all. his corner was smart desu
>>114148712Jose Aldo’s Legacy- 7 Title Defenses beating the best fw in the worldKhabib’s legacy- Eating tiramisu, Dodging Tony Ferguson, Barely defending the title, fans over reacting to a conor win even though he hasn’t gotten a legitimate win in years.>>114148717
>>114148698arent prositutes legal in yurop
>>114148735Jose Aldo. knocked out multiple times
>>114148740they look like half dead zombies, b
>>114148531Weili gets spit roasted by those two.
>>114148793who gets pussy and who gets mouth
Legacy is a meme. Nobody gives a fuck about human cockfighters except for when they're in the cage. When this sport becomes kickboxing tier the only legacy will be that a bunch of retards got CTE.
>>114148811kickboxing is dead. mma is on the rise
>>114148818Did I stutter?
>>114148811I could choke out tyson fury an theres nothing you can do to change that
>>114148830*shoots you in the chest 37 times*
>>114148810I'd imagine them switching but if they only get one position; Figgy takes her mouth, while Cejudo fucks her in the ass, as to reduce the chance of pregnancy and keep her hymen intact.
>>114148841I'm fat and 5'10 and still could choke out any boxing champion. They would have ABSOLUTELY no answer to my offensive jiu jitsu and constant takedown attempts. I have yet met a poster who could refute the fact that I could submit tyson fury.
>>114148875How much do you weigh?
>>114148879At my heaviest I'm close to 90kg. But I don't like being that heavy because it affects my cardio, usually I'm around 85kg.
TKZ should add a rule to reduce wrestlefucking
>>114148926They should get rid of the pillow gloves.
>>114148992Early stoppage, I'm so glad Goddard doesn't ref UFC events anymore
ever notice the diaz bros dont have tattoos?
>>114149063getting a tattoo would require them to stop smoking weed
>>114149072No it wouldn’t you fucking retard
so still no leak of Kay Hansen...
>>114149218You just posted one
>>114149225i mean THE real deal, THE beef, THE queef...
Is it true that Colby cried after he lost to Usman?
>>114148531Who is the dude on the right?
>>114149218>>114149237>turned down scholarship to harvard to get punched in the face and sell nudesWho says women can't be real ones?
>>114149210Why are u seething?
>tfw looking at the next card
>>114149072Wait you have to stop smoking weed to get tattoos?
>>114149218>>114149237what if I bury my face in her tender cheeks
>>114149218Ass looks shopped.
>>114148068>gaydid Dustin tell you that?
aND FIGHTING OUT OF THIS CORNERSEAN SMEGMA STRICKLAN
>>114149063Neither does Jan, Francis, Usman, Khabib, or Yan. Noticing a pattern here?
>>114149237Highly doubtful she’s making that kind of content
Reminder that Dagestan has the second highest rate of inbreeding in the entire worldReminder that Dustin himself said that his wife got bent over and grabbed at the waist while he got uppercutted against a carJust a couple facts for you this morning :)
>>114149063>>114149476Based. Just boyed all of them. Tats are degenerate. Bisping and Chael have no tattoos too I think.
>>114149498peel back your foreskin and find out you dirty bastard
>>114149498Naturally forming cheese on your uncut cock. Ask your milkman
>>114149484And yet both of these individuals made Conor cry, lmao. Conor was literally battered into unconsciousness and tears several times by an inbred mountain retard and a crybaby swamp cuck. He brought incredible shame upon Ireland and the Mcgregor cland. He should just kill himself really, not even his wife or children can view him as a man after that.
Omar “Omoplata” Odjibe is a strong prospect from the Ivory Coast. Anyone else watch his fight last month? I only watch regional fights now, much more exciting
>>114149498You don't know Leon Smegma? He's your country's greatest fighter of all time
>>114149516What do you mean uncut cock?
>>114149545isnt his name something like tiger dickwad?
>>114149530But why you mad tho?
>>114149557I lost a ton of money on that alcoholic, Irish cokehead. Hell I understand losing to Khabib, but Dustin? TWICE. I'll never forgive him after those shameful performances against that bayou bitch.The thing that made Conor great was that he backed up his shit talk with magic in the cage. Now he can just talk shit. You know who constantly talks shit, but is never willing to back it up? Women. Women and homosexuals.
>>114149591Damn that's crazy bro
>>114144091Imagine watching a single card, ever
>>114144141Is durmont the one that fought Megan Anderson?
>>114149620Damn is Conor a rahsta?
Khamzat flexing that he still had a Fazza
>>114149547Not mutilated because of jewish beliefs (as has been the case for milennia)
>>114144861People were saying based in 2012?
>>114149648The fuck, they look nothing alikeIs he adopted?
>>114149659Wait do Canadians mutilate their penises. Something akin to how in Africa they mutilate genitals?
>>114149620Conor becoming a weed head after dustgod literally broke him mentally and physically.
>>114149669Yeah female circumcision and male circumcision
>>114149648his mother must be a proper turkoid
love all you guys and praying for yall to make it to the next card alive and well
>>114149659Jesus was circumcised. Literally God himself in the flesh was circumcised, lmao. Also this:>Jesus Christ was circumcised as a Jew on the 8th day after his birth. Until 1960 the Catholic church celebrated the day as Circumcision Day. In medieval times the holy foreskin was worshipped in many European churches.The early church deemed it unnecessary in order to attract European pagans. Not everything is a Jewish conspiracy.
>>114149695So wait wait wait. Hol up. You are telling me, and let me get this right so I don't offend some people here. You are telling me that Americans are more akin to Africans than they are to Europeans?
>>114149716What are you trying to imply there mate
>>114148695Based and true, Aldo would honestly be Khabibs hardest fight
>>114149661it originates from a rapper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq-jPa2-gdE
>>114149705>a jewish mythological figure was circumcized in accordance with jewish beliefsBut you're proving my point?>conspiracyNo, jewish religion
>>114149716Jews, sub-saharan africans, muslims in that order
>>114149734Im simply asking questions. What I can't ask questions?
>>114149748Oh wow I was not aware of that. You learn something new every day about different cultures. I have not actually been to America. From classic movies like home alone and home alone 2 you would assume that Americans are something closer to Europeans haha
>>114149705Jesus was also crucified
Not liking the direction this conversation is heading. Let's perhaps discuss UFC champion Amanda Nunes instead?
>>114149791I am simply asking questions b. What I can't ask questions?
>>114149800theyre off topic
>>114149804A foreskin might have certain applications in the UFC
avoid this*heems you*
>>114149771Kek thisFollow your leader, heaven guaranteed
Just got diagnosed with heemism
>>114149771Imagine literally worshipping another man. Maximum cuckoldry.
>>114149853That man is the son of God and died for our sins he loves me and yes I do worship Him
in the name of the father, the son and the holy spiritamen
for me, watching mma is a guided meditation that allows me to connect with my previous life as a samurai warrior
Helwani should interview this dude and ask him how he feels about Asian stereotypes.
MISTA SCHAUBWORST PAIN YO LIFE
>>114149874Nobody asked him to lmao fucking hippie>son of yahwehStill got heemed and is nowhere to be seenTwo more resurrections amirite
>>114149971>I die for your imaginary sins so you're indebted to me for life now goyChristianity is a failed religion and fell to trannies, cope seethe dilate worship yahweh
>>114150002The name is Yakub
>>114149971>the only way christcucks can defend their centuries-old religion is "o-oh yeah w-well you're a neckbeard!!! take that!"lel every time
>>114149933For me watching mma is a sport I can distract myself with year round from the failure that is my life. I can live vicariously through the achievements of true warriors every Saturday night. No matter how bad life is, it’s never more than a week or two away from fights. Thank you Dana. Thank you.
>>114150002Atheist nihilism or pagan larping is not the answer.
>>114144699https://streamable.com/yjncx5Schaub btfo his entire being with a single sentence and he knows he can never recover. It’s an answer for every h8r.
>>114148695Based and kingofriopilled
>>114144264>named batgirl>is ugly old manbased>named ramadan>is russian jewcringe
>>114144792What's the point of collecting this gay shit if you just leave it sitting in the boxes instead of at least playing with it?
>>114150030Who said you have to be nihilist to be atheist?
OH NONO NONONONOOOOOOO
>>114150050Emeev is muzzie. I don't know where you got Jewish from.
>>114150074Latent broken buck tendencies. Many such cases.
Anyone else hoping this bum gets knocked the fuck out?It will be hilarious.
/heem/ culture is centered around Schaub. They have memes for Schaub. They ignore hundreds of MMA writers and personalities to promote Schaub. They listen to Schaub podcasts. They watch Schaub’s comedy. They dress and act like Schaub. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Schaub. They post sassy gifs about Schaub. They post incessantly about Schaub. Their biggest cards of the year has threads completely filled with Schaub references. They use Schaub slang like "b" and "tawlf". When you say Mirko Cro Cop, they're not thinking of the Pride legend. They're thinking of the Schaub KO. Their computers are completely overrun with Schaub images. They worship their Joe Rogan episodes disproportionately filled with Schaub and the Roganverse podcasts filled with Schaub. Their men sit around watching Food Truck Diaries while their women sit around watching Schaub Instagram posts. They worship Schaub fights like Matt Mitrione, Gabriel Gonzaga, Chris Tuchscherer, while ignoring the ones where he got embarrassingly knocked out. Their webms are filled with Schaub and their YouTube links are always to Schaub videos. They start threads with Schaub images and compete to reference Schaub first because those posts are true /heem/ posts. They watch Schaub content to the point where "Jamal" does not make them think of an African American man but about Asian barbers instead. /heem/ has been and will always be a general of Schaub-loving faggots.
>>114150201there's a version of this gif where his soul leaves him
Yeah, i'm a schaubhead. What are you gonna do about it? Yeah, that's right, you won't do shit.
>>114150189whats the appeal of this? muscular near-tranny looking woman with a man's face. cringe
Remember when Schaub was sobbing on camera in response to the Chris D'elia allegations? kek
most of yall niggas is mad retarded aint even gon cap
>>114150294Crodlodile tears, bubba.
>>114146133I thought that russians were real ones
>>114150277Lol you'd cream in your undies if a woman simply looked at you, virgin
>>114150201Jamal WAS Asian though…
>>114150201Lidurally me b
>>114150167He's knocking out Texeira in the most unnecessary and uninteresting non wmma fight
>>114150189I always thought she was cute, but without glasses she does look like a dude.
>>114148531is that weili? looks like a man
>>114150434What hasn’t Schaub solved dancing with the stars yet?
>>114150355They are. It's us western faggots that are the insects.>NOOO! YOU CAN'T RETIRE ON TOP AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR FAMILY! YOU HAVE TO FIGHT UNTIL YOU'RE OLD AND BRAIN DAMAGED SO DANA AND HIS JEWISH INVESTORS CAN MILK YOU FOR EVERY PENNY! IT'S CALLED BEING A REAL ONE!Honestly, Putin and Xi are absolute cowards. If they were real men, they'd have already let the nukes fly and put us out of our misery. Any sort of missile defense will likely fail because the college educated SJW fags they have running it will probably be busy taking a "mental health break". We're beyond saving.
Dude Heelwani is so based! He called out brendan schaub!! what a friggen badass that guy is!!! He even posted some r/tfatk memes on twitter.Heelwani is /ourguy/, and don't deny it.
>>114150446His girl probably doesn't allow him to go.
>>114150449bro, you either go till the end or don't go at all.
>>114150419She's pretty average if you look at her before picsGot surgery done, filters and even lip fillersNow probably just on var and exploits closeted homosexuals (unless they look at her thighs)
>>114150449Yan is never touching the belt again bro... Faghagen is going to knock him out, exposing his weakness against lanklets, and then O'Cuckley is going to capitalize on it while Aljo ducks for another 2 years. He wins a couple more fights just to get killed by Cejudo on live streaming. I've read the script, trust me.
>>114149950He just needs more time!
>>114150512She did surgery? I'm bad at looking at surgical marks so I had no idea. But I wouldn't say she looks bogged or anything, she's just ugly and weird
>>114150552>not boggedLolLips are easiest to see even if you ignore all the filter fuckeryDunno maybe I've fucked way too many escorts who had shit fixed so now I can see it more easily
All will be set to right when Figgy dominates Moreno, making it 2-1 Figgy
>>114150581Dustin is almost guaranteed to retire by the end of the year so the quadrilogy will likely never happen
It's Jiri's birthday
>>114150630He probably just pushed her and she hit the wall Jones just needs to 100% quit drinking
>>114150665>she hit the wallFor a couple of years now
>>114150474>You'll fight till you're old and busted for pennies, macaco, and you'll love it.>Yessa massa! Anything you say!>We need you to take every shitty match up and short notice fight. With no added compensation.>Of course massa! Anytime, anywhere!>You're old and slow now, and you keep losing. We're unceremoniously cutting your ass. >Thank you for the opportunity, massa. You're so kind!Kek, this is why Dana loves Brazilians. >>114150523Nice fanfic.
video games are the reason why Max has good reflexes
>>114150698>le hecking best bawxer in the UFC!!Max is trash.
>>114146133They always say that and then realize 30 comes a lot faster than they thought it would
Wait, so Chandler's wife, in addition to being BOGGED, is a practicing BOGologist herself?https://execmed.org/m/About.php
It could be decades before we can fully comprehend and appreciate what it means that Jamal was Asian…
Why does the younger guy always win the rematch? Every single time, and trilogy is always won by whoever won the 2nd fight, which is always the younger guy
>>114146133his real age is probably 36 especially when you factor in the state sponsored steroid abuse
>>114150712Max has you stuck in such a grand seethe that just the mention of his name sends you into a tantrum.
>>114150779It's the literal opposite.Mention volk and Maxcels will sperg the fuck out.
Cordy Heem yan
>>114150792this even though Volk easily won the 2nd fight and DID win a close 1st fight
Can Leon beat Masvidal?Can't out wrestle himCan't out box him Chinny
Max will never beat Volk in a striking match. And he's a grapplet who won't be able to take Volk down, sub him or out wrestle him. I love Max, but unless something crazy happens, I don't see how he wins, desu.
>>114150865What is Leons best win? He went life and death with some real can although his overall trajectory has been quite positiveI'd give him 65% of winning mostly because Masvidal is getting into the washed territory
>>114150876He just needs one big moment in each round, he got two in the 2nd fight.
>>114150876It's really crazy what Volks ape index is given he's a turbo manlet
>>114150892Leons best win is Luque, although it was a long time ago Luque was still a beast. Then there's little RDA which is also Colbys best win. Welterweight kinda sucks
>>114150923I didn't even remember that fight which is sad on my part, I just remember him going life and death with Gunnar Nelson (bad matchup for him desu) and Barbarino although Leon has improved quite a bit since then.
>>114145633based and wiltpilled
>>114150616hes said might have a couple welterwight bouts but hes prolly done with lightweight
>>114144264Any retard watching this garbage and calling people cazzies for skipping it are either shills or braindead npcs
anon, look me in the eyes and tell me your dirtiest secret
>>114151026Not a flattering angle, unfortunate nose genetics
>>114151026I could beat any boxer and half of the UFC roster in a simulated deathmatch.
>>114151026is that real?
>>114151026I find her more attractive here than any other pic. Wtf is wrong with me.
>>114151125Low self-esteem so your mind tricks you into liking ugly women.
>>114151125your mind hasn't been corrupted by porn and social media and you can still appreciate unflattering pictures of humans and realise imperfection is what makes us beautiful
gooby de best
>>114151187i will pray for your soulit's never too late to come back to us
>>114151166You think porn is flattering to women??
Smegwards heeming Masvisoi would be kino.
>>114151166>>114151210le 15 yo christian larpers are worse than the fedora tippers from 10 years ago
>>114151125you have a fish fetish
>>114151154Nah b I think I just like big schnozzers
>>114151216only money is
Schaubbros.... the Jew is getting uppity
>>114147030Two and a Half Men (Because of Zhangs giant roidclit, she is a half a man)
>>114151306No I'm saying if you think women in pornography are more attractive then the women you see when you go outside...you might be Spanish I guess.
>>114149782me likes. nice
Has anyone here ever actually watched Schaub's special? Is it really that bad?
i got next
>>114151370good for you
>>114151368Ariel said it bombed, shan’t be watching
>>114151247based and nasalpilled
>>114151337ah well, true. i got it wrong
>>114151368I get secondhand embarrassment really bad (especially from comedians bombing) so to this day I still haven't watched it aside from a couple clips
>>114151388needs way more work but even this is a massive improvement
>>114151388put some beard on it and a tiny hat!