please no autosaggyjust want to discuss the plethora of trades
port hip 2022
Hooker Suckling Cumming Cox
We should discuss our off season straffo strategy.
why do the catters refuse to think about their future
I support North Melbourne Football Club
always support my vertical blue and white brethren
>>114143791They invested too much in cameron and the other old guys, it's their best chance to just go for it again.
>>114143849its going to be a sad decade after they finish midtable next year
worst trade period ever
any footy on?
footy on ice is currently playing
The nz breakers have hungry Jacks on their jerseys even though there is no hungry Jacks in New Zealand
Just got on the train. Didn’t touch on, didn’t check in and I’m not wearing a mask
My kyrie thread pulling numbers
>>114143826Based We need room for Clarko's Tassie devils
Sam Mitchell at west coast
Chad kornes at gws
My penis up ya mum’s bum
>Mason Cox is a “really good chance” to stay at Collingwood after Max Lynch’s trade to Hawthorn, according to his manager Liam Pickering.BSA BSA BSA
>>114144231turn off the lights while they'r'e chraining then run away sniggering
jack gunson at adelaid
fremantle dockers at finals footy
have you guys ever sucked penis? be honest nobody is judging herei haven't but i came close a few times
>>114144965wtf is this real?
McDonald’s is quietly trialling an “exclusive” new menu item – but if you’re not in NSW or South Australia then you’re going to have to wait.The fast food giant confirmed to news.com.au it was selling “Southern Style Chicken” in selected stores.Sydney food blogger @adrianwidjy posted a video to TikTok of him trying the chicken, labelling it a “must try”.“Finally I am trying this exclusive menu only in a few branches of Macca’s,” he said.“It’s so good, I personally love it.”Adrian added in the comments that he would eat “both” Macca’s Southern Style Chicken and KFC as he couldn’t chose between the two.Macca’s fans commented that the rest of Australia “needs this”, with one person lamenting: “I wish there was one close to me.”
vaxCHADS we keep winning
the gap between footy and cricket season is too big
>>114145025straff is currently trying to smuggle himself into NSW
eat the bugs for immunity lads
>>114145039Isn't the whole point of MRNA vaccines to never have the virus enter your immune system?The absolute STATE
>an injection that doesn't work and that they have to constantly tell everyone is "safe and effective"yeah nah might pass hey
Wobble tonight lads The girls can do anything the men can
>>114145105Based critical thinker.
>>114144890i do on the reg mateiggs hip 2022
>>114145122I watched more WBBL than my Dad last season purely out of boredom yet he talked about it more than I did. I guess men with daughters have some mindvirus that makes them want to encourage women in sport. The point is, only men watch womens sport but no men actually care about women's sport. More women play sport than watch it.
reckon david zaharakis is jabbed up?
>488What did he mean by this?
>>114145159yes but akermanis would never
>Premier Daniel Andrews says Victoria remains on track to follow its roadmap out of lockdown next week, despite the state recording an all-time high of 2,297 new COVID-19 cases and 11 deaths.He's starting to fold bros.
>South Australia's hospital bed capacity has been given a significant boost, amid predictions the state could be facing a COVID-19 caseload in the thousands once border restrictions are eased.So after 20 months of larping as the Gestapo, these maniacs are just going to let the virus overrun the country anyway. Clownworld.
crooked gladys got got. they're coming for dan next
>>114145192what? by sticking to his word he's folding?
it's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2sGFkk6-A4
>be the ACT>98.8% of over 12s have had the first dose>74.7% of over 12s have had the second dose>still in lockdownIMAGINE truly believing the jab is getting us out of this
>>114145396they're out of lockdown tonightnice hyperbole
based cp setting things straight
Just bought actual movie tickets (Last Night in Soho and Belfast) for the first time in over two months and freaking out a little
>>114145411>schools and businesses still closed til the end of the month>out of lockdownbased continual resetting of what is normal
>>114145460righto so we're playing semantics with what constitutes a lockdown now are we? an interesting cognitive path.
wish i'd lived in the wild west
>>114145488how are your "new" freedoms going?
>>114145518unsure what this has to do with act coming out of lockdown at midnight
>>114145488RC, that you mate?
>>114145501Why doesn't someone just make another?
need a gf and a job, lads.
>>114145039what a retared article>>114145072not the virus but a virus, other vaccines dont use covid19 but another virus, both vaccines give your cells mRNA
>>114145586this but just the gf
I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT
I really hope I don't fall off the wagon this December like I did last year, that was not good.
>>114145593finna job first then job second i think.
finna bring in the washing and do some konmari folding
fucking hell, job first then gf second. maybe i meant head job, lads.
>>114145687not super into asians, but Marie Kondo has something that makes me want to stick it in her pooper
There's no art to Straffing anymore.
too many freshcunts that's why
when is your lockdown ending
looks like you forgot to quote the post you were replying to so I'll do it for you>>114145738
>>114145738We’ve lost the fucking plot
>>114145748next week technically but after that we will be FINO(free in name only)
got told off for taking the piss out of an instathot on her live chat
>>114145748lockdowns are a myth we have always lived like this
My Kyrie thread going to hit 500 lads
someone explain straffo to me, did he used to post here? t. freshie
>>114145733>Last Night in Sohogetting creepy-chan vibes here
>>114145775Well deserved, you put a lot of effort into it.
>>114145488Why don't they end them today?
Other countries are pitying us lads.
This will be the day that I do
When you are 15 you are old enough to look at boobie's and vaginasyou can go to the movies and look at them
I want to have sex with Anya Taylor Joy and Thomasin McKenzie.
>>114145837>messages him first>rejects him and humiliates him on instagram Why are women like this?
JUST FUCKING DELIVER MY PACKAGES AUSTRALIA POST
>>114145858His fault for having no game
my premiership footy from ricky nixon just arrived
that you commie poof?
>>114145933kek, what a flop he is.
>tfw we will never see another team as good as this
fifty shades of Steven May
>Brayden Sier has been delisted by Collingwood
quality hours of commercial free /afl/ starts now
>>114146040>commercialreckon content works better
How to I get out of opening a superfund? I want my money now, not when I'm an old coot.
>Geelong has agreed to delist Charlie Constable to make him available to other clubs as a Delisted Free Agent. Should he not receive any interest elsewhere, there remains a possibility he will be re-rookied by the Cats
>>114146050be a self employed chad
for me it's this hs girl hired to shill for travis boak's underwear companyhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CU-zanLB4lV/
>>114146071That's the goal but for now I need a job and they're forcing me to open a superfund.
>>114146060One of his cons is the fact that his career path is in fact NOT stable.
>>114146050better people than you have had the wisdom to take that choice out of your hands.
>>114146050best bet is to go self managedI for one regard super contributions as just another unavoidable form of tax because we'll never see a cent of it
>>114146084So I'm learning...>>114146085Grim.
>COLLINGWOOD forward Josh Thomas has retired to pursue a career in the finance industry.Based, Pies forward line finally improved no matter what and he can get into the money realm. Everyone's happy.
>>114146082there's no way to avoid it if you're just doing a regular job that pays you legit afaik
>>114146131Alright, they win this round.
might hit the piss
>In Taiwan the number of people dying after their Covid vaccination is exceeding the number of deaths from the virus itself...
Day 19 nobooze
>>114146157how many people caught covid vs how many people been vaccinated? simple maths really
is twiggy forrest a good guy or what?
finna hit the piss too
>>11414618413mil vaccinated Taiwan17k cases of covidhaving a big think over this
>>114146184a single death is too many chud
>>114146191One of the worst and most damaging people in Australia
The strong should fear the weak.
Gonna start ordering drinks like they do in the cowboy movies
1 malt whiskey, neat.
literally can’t buy my meds because I gambled away $4k in the last two weeks including maxing out a creddit card, how to take out two payday loans to pay the rent
If /afl/ were a Wild West saloon you'd all be toast.
Water? You want water, you better dunk your head in the horse trough out there. In here, we pour whiskey.
>>114146250Just borrow money from bikies, they pay cash.
*slames hat on bar top**clicks at bartender*That whiskey ain’t doing much good in that bottle
Essendon has made a further list change, informing Martin Gleeson he won't be offered a contract for the 2022 season.Originally selected with pick No.53 in the 2012 NAB AFL Draft, Gleeson played 97 games for the Bombers in his nine-year career.
I'm the huckleberry
There's only 1 Tony Lockett.
i'm tom sawyer
>no Carey >no Ablett >no Diesel>no Cousins >no Wanganeen >no Barrassi >no Aker>no Buckley
>llordofuck me that's shocking
>mfw someone posts anti-science chudshit in my /afl/
>>114146353>no CousinsRetarded iggroach, he did sweet fuck all at Richmond.
Greatest one club players since 1980:HirdDunstall R Harvey
Dunstall > Voss > Harvey > Hird
Girl on fox sports news is hot. She has nice tits l. No lee furlong though >>114146385
gotten a few (You)s making antivax posts in /f1/ recently
>>114146400Voss played for two clubs
>>114145749yikes lads, big cringe
>>114146411dumb fitzroy cuck
>>114146353buckley played for three clubs - poort, pissbin and megpiss
The hits keep coming lads.
four-club players include Martin Pike, Phil Carman, Scott Cummings, Geoff Raines, Justin Murphy, Richard Osborne, Matthew Clarke, Peter Francis, Brian Wilson, Jacob Townsend, Tom Hickey and Adrian Fletcher (included Brisbane Bears/Lions)
Another 38c day another bang of my hammer in the desert dust for mr chinkbergGetting tired lads
Port getting pick 12 for Ladhams is actually a bargain.
>>114146464Murphy is one of the biggest dogs to ever play afl
>>114146492no idea who that is on the right
In 1974, Jim Krakouer, at the age of 16, was convicted of rape in Albany Court. He was convicted in the same court of driving causing death in 1976. In 1985, Krakouer was convicted of 26 counts of sexual penetration of a minor, assault, abduction and unlawful imprisonment. In 1996, Krakouer was convicted and imprisoned for 16 years for his part in a drug-trafficking scheme transporting amphetamines from Melbourne to Perth. Having served nine years of his sentence, he was released on work release in August 2004.He has also had restraining orders held against him due to his violent behaviour.
is Brian Wilson related to Brian Wilson?
>>114146519The system works.
>>114146466love banging the hammer in the desert mecouple more swings and it'll be chrissy break lad
>>114146514In 2008, Murphy was convicted of stealing a woman's purse as it lay unattended on the counter of a Williamstown bank. It was also reported that he failed to pay an ordered $400 donation to a Black Saturday bushfire appeal that was part of his penalty for the theft.in 2010, Murphy was arrested when police found two bags of crystal methamphetamine in his car. After initially telling police the drugs were his, but in court his lawyer claimed he had been claiming to protect his wife. Murphy pleaded guilty to one charge of possession of a drug of dependence and was released without charge on a 12-month good behavior bond. His lawyer also made an unsuccessful bid to suppress the details of the charge.In 2017, Murphy was sentenced to 6 months in prison after pleading guilty to 28 charges including unlawful assault, aggravated burglary and making threats to kill. The charges related to a series of attacks on his former partner, Jill Scott, one of which involved him holding her down and burning her finger with a blowtorch. As a result of her injuries she had to have her finger amputated. Murphy blamed his actions on his addiction to the drugs ice and GHB.Matthew Scarlett knocked him out at training and he wasn’t invited to Geelongs mad Monday iirc
>>114146519How come Jim is such a scumbag but Phil apparently never had any trouble with the law?
remember Matthew Stokes
>>114146539just a misunderstood lad
>>114146539Saw him shirtless and off his face not long ago walking high street in Reservoir. Should be locked up. Degenerate
>jim krakouer>actually a niggerhuh?
>Collingwood's Josh Thomas has announced his retirement.
Jack Steven was raped in the sweltering summer of 2019
>radio still doesn't bleep out 'nigger' when they play Oliver's Armyhuh?
Josh Thomas is an actor mate
>>114145885this tbqh, shit's apparently been 'in transit' for 48 hours
triple brownlow medalist ian stewart was a crossdresser
>Japanese Doctors puzzled as COVID-19 cases drop by 98% in a month despite no major change in policy or behavior
Many Such Cases!https://www.health.com/condition/infectious-diseases/coronavirus/restless-anus-syndrome
>>114146684I get restless anus syndrome after a few beers if you know what I mean.
>>114146684damn... get the jab right fucking now.
If I was Jeff bezos I would give $1bill to each Victorian club to build a new stadium at their suburban grounds
i see you shine in your way
>>114146708imagine how much of a goose you'd feel like if you got jabbed and still got it lmao
who wants a FUCKING go?
feel a snooze coming on rapidly
>>114145885> a parcel from sydney to melbourne is still in transit five weeks laterhopeless
>>114146769come here sugar
Is the rope the only option for a 30yo tradie who hates their job? Seriously considering getting on the monoxide express
Jordies and the Aussie Cossack
>>114146773Sorry mate, Ching Chang Nguyen got lost and just chucked it out the window onto some random cunts roof but don't panic! Ranjesh Poojara from customer support is on the case!
>>114146329Judd is overrated
>>114146811jordies had some dude in his entourage walking about in pjs
>>114146811how is that fat cunt not sweaty as all fuck with his two jackets and vest on?
>>114146813still sitting on a pallet in a shed, i think.looking at random items on amazon, it's two weeks for "expedited" shipping with amazon prime.
>>114146838Carlton Judd is, West Coke Judd is underrated
>>114146838you have to be over 18 to post here
>>114146811nah he tweakin
>>114146811>not a single pair of RM'scannot take this seriously
>>114146811>blue suit >black buttons on the shirt>gay haircut
>>114146991look at their suit pants lengths, they've got no fucking clue how
NSW and Victorian lockdowns this year: 3-4 months. Scott Morrison's vaccination delay this year: at least 3-4 months. Never forget it.
not particularly keen on going to work tomorrow
>>114147066this but ever
Hate it when there’s women on panel shows
so powerful, so sexy
>>114147093you should be fucking hanged for posting that here. link to another board and link it here with a warning next time. jesus wept
https://edition.cnn.com/2021/10/13/europe/tallest-woman-turkey-scli-intl/index.htmlgf for turkbro haha
>>114147107meant for >>114146684
>>114147055nobody would take the vax without being in lockdown and threatened with being fired, dummy.
>>114146991guy in the middle?
the waiting roomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84r_cYDvQf0&ab_channel=AFLInformation%2CTradeRumours%26Results
>>114147154so this is the power of Lizzo
back on the apple cider vinegar train
>>114147179based pooey undies
>over a month until the draftwhy the fuck do they do this?
lads... i think i've gone too far this time
> straffo hasn't joined the home theatre master racedisappointed
>>114147013HOWLINGThat fat cunts are scraping under his shoe.
>>114147275SHOULD be a decent incentive for him to stop living at mumza and dadza's house
>straffo stills lives at homegrim
I literally could have been anything… I wasted my life
>>114147408But you are something, mate. A waste of space.
*squanders the gift of life*
knees jacked no idea why fucking single malt
*squanders the gift of life (at work)*
In here lads https://youtu.be/84r_cYDvQf0
*gets paid to ejaculate in the sink*
>8 people are watching
> camera angle is straight up his nosereally?
thunderbolts and lightningvery very frightening
saw some absolutely quality ‘ning here in viccy lads
>>114147475Where abouts? Fuck all here.
>>114147482north of smellbourne
>>114147487Probably hit here soon.
storm must be huge, i saw some too
>>114147487crisp fellow northern suburbs chad
>>114147487how north of smellbourne? you could be talking about wodonga for all i know
cannot stop gambling lads
Been shitting a sludge like substance all day, lads.
>>114147567not him, but i saw some 'ning and heard some 'der up here in niddrie
The humble panic attack
Fourth coffee of the day.
>>114147569who are you quoting? based schizo
why does he do this, his life is so sad :/
>>114147608don't question the power of autism
>why does he do this, his life is so sad :/
>>114147608he'll be back with the RC gimmick soon enough, prepare for "Associate Professor of Oncology Reality Cheque" in two years (he's just that good!)
that is some next level schizophrenia and paranoia, lad.
rains been threatening all day and its finally pissing down :3 gonna play some halo and be comfy !!
>farmers want to cash in on the avocado 'craze'>plant a shitload of avo trees>perfect weather causes a market glut>literally cheaper to destroy your crops than harvestwhy are farmers so retarded bros?
finna bouta start frog/wojack posting to bait freshies
starting to think it was never about a virus, lads.
fucking hell lads it just pissed down so hard that the streets were mostly underwater in like five minutes
What are some things you guys like to during sex? I love it when girl’s suck mypenis and I love cumming on their face and mouth and tits I love to put my face in they’re titties too especially if they’re nice big ones
>egg knowledge me
>>114147687haha same bro, but my favourite part is when i pay them to leave
being a bit passive aggressive there, bro.
>>114147687every girl i've ever had sex with loved me to choke the fuck out of them and i loved doing it even more
>>114147687maintain an erection and ejaculate in her vagina
implying any of you have ever had sex even paying for it
>>114147687Are you one of these kids
We all pay for it in the end, mate - in one way or another.
garn pub later nerds
we sure do
i learned the hard way once that girlie didn't like it when i pulled on her pussie hair
>kek you got so butt blasted when I did this to you you are now doing it to others, just a reminder that I am the man behind the curtains in this general
>>114147782more like the xan-ax
Might post the same 10 pics all year and pretend I'm somehow above everyone else in this general, lads.
going to my mate's tomorrow for a piss up, according to government this is illegal and might kill us all
#35430ArtsI just watched one of the most transphobic lectures of my life in DSAS. A lecturer with no particular education in gender theory using their platform to call trans people "a contagion", imply that trans people are only trans because it's fashionable, and call the validity of trans people an "ideology" is not academic freedom, it's dangerous bigotry. For a Uni that claims to be a safe space for trans people and anti-transphobia, giving such people a voice and a salary is blatantly a big 'fuck you' to any gender nonconforming people. I'm genuinely so pissed, is there anything that can actually be done about this?
>>114147959make sure they're all under 10kb toogotta save space
business idea: uber eats for darts
business idea: uber eats in my shithole town
finna break the curfew that has no basis in medical science to buy darts from 7/11, anyone want anything?
>>114148231darts from seven eleven
>>114148250that'll be 40 australian soon to be inflated to the sky monopoly dollars, cheers
>>114148231Just an 'Acknowledge Me' t-shirt, thanks mate.
>>114148266how about you shout me this time and i'll consider getting my next pack or pay you back.
Would like to see a scoops / crossover
day 4 nonic ACKNOWLEDGE ME
>>114148403The children. My god the children. They’d be superheroes.
would semyon even know what a drup punt was?
think i've caught the coof, ladsshann't getting tested though
If qld and nsw liked footy and league didn’t exist would we have a 40 team league?
I wonder if Dan ever thinks about how many lists he is at the top of
Omg yall I finally did a poo after 4 days aaaa
Never forget that dans wife almost killed a teenager when she was drunk driving
>bird runs over a kid on his bike>this bird is married to a minister in the victorian alp>just forget to breath test herbased victoria police
comfy firefights in beirut
Thinking I might just watch seinfeld until I sleep
Pretty heckers lads https://youtu.be/wXbRM2PlwT8
what the fuck did the guy with the RPG expect to happen?
so pissed i lit a cigarette from the wrong end, lads
watching the snooker
>>114148220based king of kyneton
>>114148547based ASIO agent
internet got aids and died lads. posting on 4g now
nothing like relaxing television to calm the nerves
wifi is back lads. predicting it'll die in like two minutes anyway
Who’s in the wrong here?https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/q7vhtp/naked_man_on_drugs_jumps_on_cars_and_rushes_these/
>>114149268Same, who are you with
>>114148855based newcastle united fan