It's day 5 in Belfast for the Norn Iron Open. This morning sees the last few round 1 matches before we move onto round 2 in the afternoon.>Dates: 9-17 October>Venue: Waterfront Hall, Belfast>Format: Best of 7 until the quarter finals, sessions start at 10.00, 13.00, 19.00 (UK time)>Schedule:https://livescores.worldsnookerdata.com/Sessions/Tournament/14469/betvictor-northern-ireland-open-2021
Morning sesh schedule:>10:00 Liam Highfield v Ryan Day >10:00 Chris Wakelin v Tian Pengfei >10:00 Rory McLeod v Gary WilsonPicks up in the afternoon with the class of '92, and then Selby and Trump are both playing this evening.
>>114125955Rory will get GNELFED
>>114125955>>114125977>19:00>Selby v Rory/Gary
Gnelf looking decent so far.
>>114126439Hope he wins something while he's in good form bros. Seems like not long ago he was talking like he was gonna off himself.
Smashed it there Gnelf. Selby might be in for a dramatic one again tonight!
>Ryan 'de Gay' Day
This is YOUR Wednesday afternoon:>13:00 John Higgins v Luca Brecel 14:00 Ronnie O'Sullivan v Alfie Burden
C E N T U R YHiggy's in power-mode.
>>114127294Ronnie will be on after Higgins won't he
>>114127294Some tasty stuff right there. Glad most people left the office now.
Higgins looking better with the weight loss.
Brecel wearing Trump's old shoes.
Brecel is wearing the Judd meme shoes
Based frame-stealing Higgins
*dishes up*heh... nothing personal kid
The comeback is on
>>114128426Higgins had a phonecall to remind him that the syndicate was all in on 'over 5.5 frames'
Fucks sake, Kyren's gonna beat by Mitchell Meme
>>114128468Truly the Syndicate's most valuable asset>>114128508Indian Anon ain't gonna like this
POWER TO RONNIE .147 INCOMING .
>>114129350>channel=PaulCartwrightThat's it, get him cancelled.
This new Bitex24 ad is shit!
>getting goutToo much lager and kebabs for Williams.
BLM bros, it's our time.
there's a place called ''Zest restaurant'' in my city
Great Family here.
>>114129941Chad on the right
Ronnie doesn't half prattle on.
Ronnie's definitely on the downers these days.
Mark Allen understandably on Team Wind.
The banter merchant marches on
>>114130229Reckon he's got the power to beat slim John even without a left foot?
>>114130293Depends on what the betting odds are
>Judd's nickname"Judd the Stud"
>>114132033These promo videos are exemplary.
Isn't this sport dominated by a single player for like the last 20 years?
>>114132102Not since the 90s.
>Kasabian in a Selby promoYou love to see it>>114132061lel (haha)>>114132102No?
>>114132133>>Kasabian in a Selby promoNo Selby q&a though. Missed opportunity.
>>114132120>>114132133Oh I thought O'sullivan just dominated snooker. I get snooker recommended on YT all the time and it's always him.
>>114132200Quite disrespectful, one might say.
>>114132249He's the most popular player with people who don't know about snooker. He won more than anyone else when he was at his peak and he smashed loads of records but there are two players who came up alongside him (Mark Williams and John Higgins) who've won plenty of tournaments (and still win tournaments) and a few more recent players (Neil Robertson, Mark Selby, and Judd Trump) who are a cut above the rest of the field and win regularly now.
>>114132200>"Why is Selby called zesty?"
>>114132341Because of his special sauce, obviously.
>>114132291Oh very cool. If you go to a tavern in Ireland or UK are people playing snooker? Over here we just play 8 ball or 9 ball and darts.
>>114132368Nah, it's mostly 8 ball and darts, if anything, in pubs here. Snooker tables are too big so you typically only get them at snooker clubs (which there used to be loads of but they're disappearing more and more).
Selby's pretty aggressive today, but his safeties aren't that good.The table is getting zesty though.
>Are you aware of /147/>Do you Walkerpost?
>>114132367>ywn taste it
>>114132291You forgot to add Kyren Wilson in your Cut Above list.
Gnelf has got daft shoes on now too. Can't quite tell if they're sparkling or if he just finished plastering the house wearing them.
>2-0I'm just starting to get comfy. Please, Mark, at least one hour long break, you can do it.
>>114133288He has to win a World Championship before he can be anywhere near "cut above". Christ, even Dotty, Bingham, and Smurph have got a World Championship.
>>114133324Kyren will rise soon and will dominate.
>70-69Damn. Being a gnelf is suffering.
Well played selby!
This was pretty great shot.
>>114133923I don't think this pair of reprobates has missed a session yet.
C-can he do it? A zesty 147?
>>114134035Yeh, true. And im really Intreste to know what kind of Character that man is.Fat girl quiet look dead inside, but the guy is ugly but happy inside.
>>114134181Love are Mark, but I never fancy him to finish them off.
>>114134440I remember him doing a 155 once and messing it up, because he didn't realize.Everyone forgot about his opponent's foul and were confused about his score and the number of reds on the table. Took them like 5 minutes to sort it out.
Home just in time for TrumpWinsLOL
>>114135255But wait! The comeback...
>Bingham winning 4-3Bingbois stay winning
>>114135769Although sure to be a mixed night for *ingbros.
Will be Selby-Gilbo tomorrow. Another tough one!
>>114135895N-Ning could still do it
Could be a Bingham-Murphy grudge match too if Morph wins tonight.
>>114135906I don't like it when two of areguys play each other
>>114136086A TOAST to our /sumo/ brethren
>>114136093At least they're good mates.>>114136126CHEERS
>>114136146These painting edits are insanely /kino/
>GlumpfIs he missing these on purpose?
>>114136291>lu ningSomething riggy is going on in this match.
>Trump getting zestedOh no no.>>114136146+1 to my art collection.This one's my favourite, so subtle.
>>114136243>>114136532Glad the lads enjoy seeing The Boy. >Lu Ning more like Lu Sing
Think I’ll be missing the afternoon session tomorrow (of course that’s when Higgins-Willo is). Robbo in the morning then Selby-Gilbo in the evening should be good. Night lads.
>>114136786Ronnie-Yang in the afternoon too. Shit, should be good as well.
Murphy won 4-3.Took them a bit.
Hello Lads. One of the Galway Irishanons here. Got a 9-5 Monday to Friday office job.Can't watch snook all day and write sub par song parodies like I used to. Keep gwanning....for me.
>>114146792alri. Good to see you. Stop by for the weekend matches.
>>114143699>5amMental, lad.>>114138912>>114146338D-Did you sleep?>>114146792GWAN IRELAD
>>114147162>D-Did you sleep?I don't understand the question.
GWAN ROBBOGWAN WALNUTHAVE FUN OUT THERE YOU TWO
>>114147206>le white girl face>>114147231heh
Are Desi has been tasked with keeping Morky's sizeable girth in check over on table 1
>>114147452Not sure if she'll be able to handle that
Robbo's getting nutted.
>>114147748Hate to see it
imagine getting whitewashed by ricky walden lmao
N-neil just always needs a little time to get going
Well at least he only had to spend an hour away from his warhammer set
Could they really not schedule Morks match to be on the tv?
>>114147814They need that Ronnie v Bingtao and Willov Higgins afternoon goodness,Mork will be back in the evening if he wins anyway keke primetimeeeee
3-0... the most dangerous lead...
>>114147822>Willov HigginsThis is on the same time as Murphy v Bingham too. They'll probably show Willo-Higgins on the main table though.
>>114147830Heh... Walnut can't recover from this, he's finished.
>>114147830N-not the Walnut crumbling?!
>>114147830If I know Neil like I think I do, he'll really want to win the next frame if he can
neyul bros... was it autism?
>>114147925It still is.
GWAN YAN. Do shopping for your girlfriend dude.
>Robbothe absolute state
>>114147977Good post Indianon
>>114147977they rook arike
>>114147988Today is gonna be a good day Anon.No work and great matches. Will be supporting Yan, Murphy ,Higgins and Trump. Hope you anon also have a tension free day to enjoy the matches, Lads!
>>114148103>Will be supporting [...] Murphy ,HigginsOh no no no
Seethin' Stephen has finally seen off Liam Highfield
Whats wrong with this Stream?? Any other stream is there?>>114148288Lol kyren. Where is this from? Will show this to my Grandmom.
>Mork vs Seethen>Bing vs Morph>Willo vs RigginsBig Breakfast League still happening after all.
>>114148424>Whats wrong with this Stream?? Any other stream is there?D>M>C>ADICK MAGA COPYRIGHT ANNIHILATED
>>114148450>>114148424their other stream at /snookeronline2 is still there but offline right now, hopefully they will stream it there once the afternoon session starts
>>114148396The angry man marches on.>>114148424>Where is this from?Think it was an outtake from thishttps://youtu.be/138lg01y7RQ>>114148444Kino. However>RigginsSlim John has defected.
>>114148396What's his favourite Seether song?>>114148473>Slim John has defected.Nah, he's been making room exactly for that occasion.
Good Luck Yanbros!
>>114148800Not working. Wonder why twitch not streaming.GODDAMN YAN.
>I can't believe it, what was the point of any of that?GWAN YATESY
>>114148871>http://1m.freestreams-live1.com/eurosp1-uk2/Yes. Thanks, now i can see Yan losing to ronie.> Dont look like she is going for shopping anytime sooner.
Haha both Angles and Higgins at the end of their speed challenge shouted FREEDOM!!#indyref2
Suddenly feel like going on a run, lads
>>114148936Higgins just has cancer, change my mind
>>114148963Not like this
>>114148978Can't rig your cancer test results, eh?
Lol Ronneh mad
FACKIN 'EL REF SORT IT OUT
C E N T U R Y
>>114149101Literally me except it's malteaser chocolate and brandy and coke. And norf fc is a scotland top
>>114149155>no fag finalYes, please.>>114149161It's only figuratively you then.
This can't be real...
At least now Ronnie can't lose against Trump in the final again
>>114149595He'd have to beat Selby first.
Why do YCP's have no bottle?
>>114149717I want Ding to win at least one WC.
oh no no no rpmmie>>114149809Yes, and we'll all totally one day have snooker-watching qt3.14 gfs too...(haha)
>RPMMIEWhat the fuck, how do you miss that pink
>>114149825When did you stop believing, Austriaboy
DA KUBOL>>114149879You gaze look enough into Ding choking, Ding choking gazes back at you
Yay we get some kino english from yan in the studio trying to understand Rachel Caseys accent.
>>114149973Her accent isn't too heavy to be fair.
>>114150055Imagine Higgins interviewing Yan
When did Higgins stop being Scottish levels of obese? Is he on the junk?
>>114150122Been taing spinning classes, whatever the fuck they are.
>>114150122The real Higgins is in witness protection, this was just the closest body double they could find, so they had to come up with a ridiculous "weight loss, best shape of his life" story to keep up the charade
>>114150179Poor nuRigs going to get offed by the synd*cate.
>>114150146>>114150179One of you is telling the truth, the other MI5. I'm not sure which is which.
>>114150232Both are glowies, it's still cancer
>>114150232Foul, and a MI5S
Had the snooker on in the background during a meeting. Absolutely kino scenes from Yan "The Boy" Bingtao.
Why not let Mark wear both slippers.
>>114150496Why not let players wear Yeezys
Does no one at Eurosport respect Ricky Walden??
>>114150564Oh wait, he's on there, they just got the wrong Robertson.
>>114150564>>114150575>N. RobertsonThat's a big yikes from me.
>>114150122addicted to the spin bike. he's looking for gyms before going to tournaments, said the Turkish commentator
Willo on the rest banter again
H-Higgybearbros...>>114150537Imagine the smell
>>114150857>>114150871Looks like banter is still on the menu boys
Bingbros also looking finished
>>114150537>bumbag over the shoulderIs this Chad attire?
>>114150990It's where you keep your "chalk" in the off-season.
>WilloIs he rigging it for the banter?>>114150912Not a good day to be a Bingboi
>>114150990No, if you purposely wear anything different to not be associated with a specific negative stereotype, you are insecure and therefore not a chad. Chad wears the bum bag around the waist, and doesn't give a fuck about what you think. t. fashion expert
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>114150998lel nawty little sniff up with the lads>>114151037Based Karl Lagerfeld
>>114150998I bet Judd only does poppers and nitrous balloons
>>114151322Don't forget about the yerba mate.
Absolutely G R A N I T E
rqmmie lost because people kept going in and out
GWAN HIGGYGWAN WILLO
Based Olivier placing the cueball perfectly
How did that not go in lel
To be quite honest lads, this is next-level Riggin
If he wouldn't ocassionally lose to please the Syndicate, Higgins would be undeniable GOAT
>>114151925REMINDER that JOHN HIGGINS was found INNOCENT of match fixing by an INDEPENDENT tribunal chaired by IAN MILL QC.
Shame they're putting Judd on the main table just because it's Judd when the better match will almost certainly be Mork vs Seethin.
>>114152731t. Spin class investor
>>114152750NOOOO, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE NEXT RONNIE
>the only certainty left in this competition is that we won't have the same final as the last three years after Ronnie was knocked out this afternoonThanks Philip Studd
>>114152750And sportplus doesn't work for me today, so I have to watch Trump anyway.I hope are Jimmy wins fast, so we can start the zesting.
Where can I find the mark match?
>>114153028>en6.sportplus.live/snooker/2280937/2680923/It works right now, but needs a refresh from time to time.
>>114153185Ah nice, trying to find it on my iptv service though
>>114153622Don't say that. This is the last Robertson we have.
GWAN ROBBO (J)
I don't want no Robbo with no autism
>>114153963Still better than a Trump.
As we're still killing time before the main event, what will it take to render Trump likeable?
>>114154253Two and a half seasons of Go On The Boy.
>>114154441>Back in 1998 i was in highschool>Heard Ramstein's Du hast mich and liked it> took German language as it was in optional subject.>Failed Miserably. Have you ever attend any of Ramstein show?
>>114154253Breakdown, year off the tour, finally admitting his sexuality, comes back on tour through q school, wins playing banterous shots, gets second world championship by beating Ali Carter in the final.
>>114154643Honestly don't know how the language works, and I also suck at it. I don't like Rammstein enough to have made the effort to get tickets, they are usually pretty impossible to get.
D E C I D E R>>114154643I had studied German for 6 years but don't have much to show for it thanks to not being exposed to the language.English was pretty easy, because everything I liked was in English, like music, video games or anime (subs).I do have a couple of Rammstein songs memorized though. Good band.
>home just in time for TrumpWinsLOL
>>114155197Don't worry, all the cheering for Mork will surely rattle Judd.
>>114155237GWAN YA FAT CUNT
Damn, both Jewd and Mork won.Well, at least Ronnie is out.And now for the match of the day. Or days, because this isn't ending in just two hours.
>>114155006Yeah dude, Ramstein was a good band till Mutter.great sound they had.Cheers trumpbross.
>>114155416lmao this is more bizarre than anything I could conjure up, bravo.
>>114155416Judd should have been in one of the rooms at the end of Lost Highwayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34RGJMqQEV4
>>114155416>Cheers trumpbross.Cheers>>114155353>And now for the match of the day. Or days, because this isn't ending in just two hours.Oh damn, there's still matches on. Feels good.>>114155502>blocked it in your country on copyright groundsBravo
Any /farmers/ in?
>Gilbo already snookeredKek. The Jester doesn't waste time.
>>114155530>Video unavailable>This video contains content from Tele München Fernseh GmbH + Co. Produktionsgesellschaft VOD, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.When do we rise up, lad
>>114155530>>114155735>tfw the lads can't watch low resolution, wrong aspect ratio, bandicam.com watermarked David Lynch clips on Youtube because they'e geoblocked after Rammstein DMCA'd them
>>114155614Rooting for the farmer, but I'm also fine with Selby winning. Especially because I don't want Trump to get #1 back.
>>114155735>When do we rise up, ladS O O N
bilgert is absolutely farming right now
>that plant attemptWhat happened to the real Selby?!
There is 1 qt smiley face in audence. Far right.Her face is like a qt smily. Did you lad spot her?
>>114156460Blonde-ish hair, right? Just saw her :3
>>114156460Front row? Yes, qt.
whoa, there were TWO blonde qts there!
>>114156542>>114156573Damn that lucky guy she is with . Hard to find snooker loving qt like this . She must be having great time r8now. Selby better do comeback for audience like this.
kek that lad drinking the beer. Literally me right now.>>114156738>Damn that lucky guy she is with . Hard to find snooker loving qt like thisW-we're all gonna get one like her one day, Indiafren.
>>114156679Hijab qt further back too.The first session tomorrow is at 12 btw:>12:00 Judd Trump v Mark Allen >14:00 Shaun Murphy v Walden/Page>19:00 Yan Bingtao v Mitchell Mann >19:00 John Higgins v Selby/GilboCAMON MARK
>>114156794>The first session tomorrow is at 12 btw:Thanks for that reminder, la.
> Ronnie O'Sullivan, who was knocked out of the Northern Ireland Open today, has described the Home Nations tournaments as 'very very minor' events and said 'best of sevens are just like pro-ams'. Plenty of strong words from O'Sullivan in Metro Sport later.Seethe-kino back on the menu boys.
>>114157212Based /granite/ Yan making rpmmie mad
>>114157212It’s fun to watch him lose but I’ll be sad when he soon starts turning up only to the triple crown and the big money ITV events and gets battered because he’s had no match practice.
>>114156794>Brown Hijabi with black lipstick.Gilbert doing for her .
>>114157430>>114157434You were warnedhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/112648009/#q112743946
>>114157519>harvested the fruitWho could have known that "fruit" would refer to zesty lemons
Selby in double trouble!
Hope Gilbo punishes Higgins tomorrow.
feels bad, bros. Goodnight, frens
We could've had Selby v Rigs, then Selby v Yan and Selby v Trump...Such is the way of the lemon.
Well done Gilbo
Lel Selby! Gni8 Bros.