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18:55 EST
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Go, Besiktas, go!
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fuck anime
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fuck life
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thank god we have public now, I'm ready to see those noisy besiktas fans
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I'm gonna watch dortmund for the first time in like 6 months, have they learned to play football yet?
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>>113336624
why is this that early, heh? the whole world will whitness a total wreckage of muh besiktas
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finally haaland has come to besiktas
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>>113336671
That's pretty bold coming from a team that cannot even win its domestic league in ages.
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>>113336669
>waste a million chances
>can't defend
the usual
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C'mon Haaland
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kek

https://twitter.com/BlackYellow/status/1438170278421467143
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>>113336624
it's a quarter to kick off, not 5 to
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digits and it's 1-4
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>>113336746
1-4 Bestikas
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No way they playing in this kit?
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stream?
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>>113336872
soccerstreams.net
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>>113336642
why is he like this
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>>113336642
Goretzka's smirk always gets me
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>>113336687
wow dortmund cannot win against bayern, truly a sign of a terrible club.
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>>113336872
http://ftw.freestreams-live1.com/cbs-access-1/
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>>113336974
He was hyping up Reus, who had just scored, for the crowd. Reus had come under a lot of criticism for opting out of the Euro squad and Haaland is supportive of his teammates.
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>>113336997
>can't win against bayern
>can't win the league
>can't win the champions league
>can only hope to win a pitiful German cup when Bayern's distracted
This is a good club in Krautoid mind.
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>>113336642
>fuck anime
>posts haaland
The way he acts, it's probable that he watches it.
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Score sam fackin goals Haaland
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>>113336624
>EST

wut?
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My Brazilian league team would've a shot in this CL group.
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>>113337074
Nah, Hulk's good for your league, but not for CL
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Servus
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>>113337081
I'm Flamengo.
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>>113337033
dortmund would win the moortuguese league every year
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Time to release the mongolian BVLL
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>>113336997
Big talk for a club that was only founded in 2009
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is bellingham coming to liverpool bros?
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>>113337102
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>>113337131
How so? Flamengo is also better than any team in Liga Nos.
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>>113337104
Send your players here instead of Bayern, so they can at last win something.
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>>113337124
yes, for €200m and no refunds btw
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>>113337151
>fsg spending 200m
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N O R G E
O
R
G
E

Let's go Erlingz bro's
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aren't dortmund supposed to play in yellow?
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The fuck is that jersey
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>>113337161
well no deal then
let’s see if ManUnited are more cooperative

>>113337209
just puma things
no idea what they’ve been smoking
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>how do you want your kit bro
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>>113337178
its a legacy thing
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>captain of Besiktas is a 38 year old leaf

you know it's bad when
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>>113336624
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>>113337248
nightmare fuel
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>>113337209
Puma fuckery

all Puma teams play without a logo this season because some of their designers were high on meth I assume
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Why are their 11 referee's ?
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>Pjanjic is at Besiktas
>Batshuayi is at Besiktas
wtf
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>>113337116
If the PL doesnt manage to buy him and he transfers to Bayern at some point, I will curse his bloodline forever.
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>>113337270
isn't he going to spain?
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>>113337270
>he transfers to Bayern at some point
Please allow this to happen, God.
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enchiladas for tea lads
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why is the besktas coach a white man?
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Nice save
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>>113337303
nice play by battyman too
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good save, thought that was in
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So that's where Batshuayi went
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HOLY FUCK
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That save tho
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>>113337275
do you think Real can outbid the big PL clubs?
I dont care as long as he doesnt join Bayern.
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So Achi finally bought the correct Swiss goalie.
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How tall is Haaland, every time I see him he is bigger
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>>113337329
lol what is it with turkish teams and old high profile players
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>>113337351
6'3 or 6'4
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>>113337353
Batshuayi is neither old nor high profile
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>>113337353
Vida is here too, but he was never elite.
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was reus in germany's euro 2020 squad?
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>>113337353
They spam come besiktas at them on social media enough times it's bound to hook a few. They wouldn't do it if it didn't work every once and a while bro.
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The fuck? is that Gervinho?
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playing here will be a nightmare for >us with this crowd
Sporting's team is too young and inexperienced, they will tremble
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>>113337380
no
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Didn't know pjanic played there.
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pjanic is destroying dortmund's midfield here
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PARA QUE TE TRAJE
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kek
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HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND
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>>113337365
He was high profile on FIFA
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>>113337385
No, he's at Trabzonspor
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>>113337380
he skipped voluntarely because his body is too fragile to play all year long
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>>113337380
no, he was smart enough and stayed at home
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Damn bundes teams are fucking dire. Get laaland out of this team soon please.
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CAM ON HAALAND
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Why are Dortmund always so bad
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>Guerreiro getting exposed as a defender
maybe people will notice now Fernando Santos is a fucking fraud
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>>113337388
Turkish supporters are fickle, score once and they'll turn against their own team.
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miss me?
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DVD shirt is fuckin shit
fuck PUMA or whatever
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>>113337448
It's bad for us as well that he's not playing these games
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>>113337434
their new manager is a fraud and the assistant manager is like a 25 year old fifa player
its no wonder they suck now
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damn never knew besiktas played with such good posession
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Don't worry, the goal is coming (soon).
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BREAKING NEWS: THE SHERIFFS SCORED
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what sorts of goals does haaland score? is he a poacher?
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>>113337475
thanks Erling
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>>113337479
lmao what HAHAHA
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Dirtmund’s midfield is just catastrophically shit
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>>113337479
based
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Nice counter bro
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wrong thread but
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>>113337484
I'm Erling's cousin Albert.
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>>113337479
absolutely based

>>113337497
this lmao
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>laaland
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>>113337479
Based
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>laaland
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Wait......how many Adama Traore are there?
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>>113337532
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>10 non-turks in the starting line up
uhm, i thought turkish clubs got to have so and so many turkish players in their squad? did they change that rule?
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the pitch so shit
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Imagine the social media shitstorm if Dortmund defeat a Turkish side
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MUTTINGHAM
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>the city of turkeys
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>>113337479
>waxtap
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kek based ngubu shushing the roaches
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*shushes this thread's negativity*
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well well well
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>be shit
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100m+tip
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get him signed kloppo
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>shush
thats a signal for murderball, kek
this game just got spicy
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nig nog will regret that celebration
where tf is marco reus
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>lure everyone to sleep
>score
Based
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HOLY FUCK MEUNIER GETTING SOME GOOD SHIT
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turkish footballl is in dire straits lol
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>>113337548
In the Superlig only.
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future goat midfielder only retards dont rate him
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Based english mutt
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>>113337579
FUUUUUUUUUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!11
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>Bellingham telling the Turks to be quiet

Lol, I kinda like this based mutt
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Which PL club will get scammed to buy Bellingham for 150M?
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>another dirtmund mutt
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reminder that bellingham WILL go to a epl club for 100 million pounds without refunds
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>>113337618
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>>113337627
so will rice kek
>le british tax
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>>113337598
so half of today's squad only got signed to play 6 games in the champions league?
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Dortmund the way they scam epl fags its unreal
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>only 141 replies
have the /pol/ incels finally ruined this board?
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19:09 Echte Liebe
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>>113337635
no one is paying 100m for rice
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>>113337618
i actually rate bellingham 2bh
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>>113337609
no_u
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>>113337649
There's hardly any German flags in here considering. That's what surprises me most.
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>>113337649
what ?
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Imagine not rating Bellingham
Unironically not a fraud
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>>113337660
Merkel will send you to jail, you're supposed to support degenerates
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holy fuck I thought those were training kits, what the hell were puma thinking?
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It's a typical "underdog goes all in in the first 15 minutes of the game, but don't get a goal for their efforts and then are all gassed out by the 20th minute and then immediately concede against their clutch opponents" episode

enjoy
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>>113337649
You should go back to /r/soccer.
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>>113337649
>leaf
>crying about an offtopic board which isnt leftwing
how did leafs get like this bros?
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pessi playing today`?
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>pooland
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Lol the ogre missed an open goal
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Dortmund's starting eleven is pretty good considering they're missing 11 players due to injuries
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>laaland
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>Haaland
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this haaland guy is shit
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>>113337653
cope
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leland
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HALALnd
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>laaland
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MY FANTAAAAAA
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Ow my balls hahaha
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NOT GIVING MY BOY MALEN A BIT OF CONFIDENCE???? REALLY HAALAND??? U ARE DEAD TO ME
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Literally can’t tell Reus Brandt and Haaland apart
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Haaland scores in the next 3 minutes check em
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Pulisic would have scored there..
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>Royce
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Haaland bros....this wasn't supposed to happen....
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Hooland is cracking under the pressure of the big matches. Sad.
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I dont remember haaland ever scoring in an important game
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exposed
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haalan was just too strong there, he just needs more time
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>>113337737
>pulishit
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>>113337649
>blaming /pol/
homestly i'll take /po/ shitposting over the "pessi penaldo" retards
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besiktas getting stomped
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bros how do i get Turkish tomboy GF
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>>113337741
twice vs PSG
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>>113337671
most of us don’t really like matchthreads
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i wonder what its like to live in dortmund
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reyna would've burried that
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>hahahaland
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>>113337743
He done
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Nice trick by Brandt
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any else ever just wish they were dead? i do
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>>113337760
Be white.
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>>113337764
>important game
surely 2nd leg counts as a clutch game than first leg. no?
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the Finnish- Norwegian goblino doesn't get this ain't no Bundesliga. His teammates are the ones rescuing BVB
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>>113337774
/bundes/ kid afraid to leave his /bundes/
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DID ANYONE SEE THAT BLONDE BESIKTAS GIRL
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>dat turkish qt

i'd gladly come to besiktas if i could cum inside her if you know what i mean
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>>113337808
i jerk off to her already
you late negro
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>>113337671
Germans on /sp/ tend to watch games in their autistic /bundes/ general

They don't even usually make match threads for top games in the Bundesliga, they all just stay in their general
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>>113337808
>>113337809
post webm
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>>113337735
tic tac tic tac
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>>113337774
we get plenty of krautbros in matchthreads when bayern play tho
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So which one of the big PL teams is going to fall for the dortmund mutt nig hype job this time
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>>113337809
Post a picture I’m on a plane rn can’t watch the match.
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>>113337808
post pic
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>>113337734
Just use the different Majin Boo forms for references.
Haaland is Super Boo,
Reus is evil Boo
and Brandt is Kid Boo who might or might not become Good Boo.
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>>113337834
city after pep leaves
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>>113337671
we are monitoring the thread, but there is not much to say right now
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haaland looks like shit
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>>113337734
Now you know how it feels, Mbongo.
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>shitfest at the top
maybe I should follow turkiye
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You don't need to do much against a turkish shitter club. Literally sit back and use their aggression against them and score the easiest counters of your life.
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HEY JUDE
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Are they growing potatos in this field. Looks like shit.
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Pjanic’s passing is class still
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wow she is hot
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>>113337990
Cool it with the antisemitism, hans
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>>113338013
yeah, cum to besiktas
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Pjanic’he should play for juve or city
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>>113338014
kek
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This new Dortmund keeper looks like an 80 iq mormon from utah you know what i mean?
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Best corner ever gg
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cant remember last time dortmund scored directly off a corner kick
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REUS look like nazi general
now he's playing with ball in semen slurp sport
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>>113338041
he's swiss, so you're basically right
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Lads

What if Bundesliga clubs dont actually care about winning trophies and they’re instead just a business to grow and polish young English players to sell back into the Premier League clubs for hundreds of millions in profits for their shareholders.
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dortmund should have scored like 3 by now
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>>113338041
i dont know what you mean
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>>113338054
generals are old anon
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brandt sucks
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Die Terminator von die Türken
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God Haaland is so based
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this is embarrassing
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>>113338103
he's nigger lover
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HAAAL
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E R L I N G Z
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HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND HALAL-LAND
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wow this bellingham guy is really good
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ERLING HAAAAAAAAAAAALAND
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match is done
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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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when is this bundesliga fruad coming to premier league to flop like sancho
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
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APOLOGIZE NOW YOU FUCKING RETARDS!
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>>113338151
He's English, of course he is.
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bit too easy that
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apologize
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the new Cristiano
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>another tap in
yawn
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HOLLAND SCORES
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>>113338151
you're only just realising that now?
he's been special since he was 16 for anyone who bothered to watch
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bro look at that english mutt bursting down the wings. what a lad
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HALALAAAAAAND
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>>113338120
Says the north african n-word.
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Why is Turkish football so shit? 80m ‘people’, millions more diaspora, football crazy and yet their league is lower ranked than >ours in Scotland.
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das rite, the Brutaliser of Besiktas
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The English commentary is just a competition to see who can say Bellingham the most
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Truly the GOAT
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VORWÄRTS, NORSK BVLL
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Lads, this match seems like it's already done

Should I switch to the Sheriff game for the second half to witness possible history being made?
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I KNEEL
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Braut of Besiktas
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>>113338215
name one thing turks are good at besides leeching welfare
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Let's hope Bellingham doesn't go to Utd or a team like that and gets wasted
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>>113338204
His Dad is a good old British bobby too.
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>>113338215
all the good players flee the country as soon as possible
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>the state of beşiktaş' defence

lmfao, just die in my sleep already

fucking batnigger man should have scored, now we are fucked fuck
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rate the look
dressed like a native today
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>66 goals in 66 matches for Dortmund
GOAT in the making
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FODA FODA FODA FODA FODA PRA CARALHO
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>>113338220
You mean that guy who scored and assisted? How dare they.
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>>113338255
god why is he so ugly
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The conqueror of constantinople
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>>113338243
making Döner
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HÅLAND HÅLAND HÅLAND HÅLAND HÅLAND
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>>113338244
he already turned them down before.
they even got fergie out of retirement to give him a tour of the club facilities.
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>>113338243
living in Neukolln and Frankfurz
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>>113338255
If you stare at his face for 1 minute you will turn gay
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>>113338215
Besiktas has two Canadians in their starting lineup. That should give you an idea of how bad it is.
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>>113338279
he would still get more pussy than you so, yeah what a shame
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Wish erlingz would stop being a cuck and embrace the å lads
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>>113338279
Penaldo was ugly when he was young. in 15 years people will idolise Haaland just because he's the GOAT.
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>>113338243
They make good tea
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>>113338279
he used all his starting points to maxx athletics and football ability and left 0 for face
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>>113338314
i'm ugly as well but at least a billion people don't see my face on a daily basis
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>>113338311
Canadians are elite at soccer now tho
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>>113338243
Coffee
Food
They deserve credit for making Mountain Blade
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>>113338243
Star Wars
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>>113338307
most of them can't afford to live in Frankfurt actually and therefore they live in the nearby Offenbach (which is among the biggest shitholes in Germany for that exact reason)
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>>113338328
I bet you take it in the å
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>>113338279
to make it fair
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webm of hooland goal?
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>>113338342
thats why youre the beta, and hes the alpha
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did drakeposter swap to victoria or is this someone else
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>>113338239
Sheriff aren't beating Shaktar stop dreaming
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>>113338311
canada has some good players
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>>113338368
just a tap in
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just a shame BVB is only interested in making money from selling young prospects, and then move on to the next guy. they have enough talent to dominate german and european football and create a dynasty, if only they hang on to them for a longer period. a club shining without 150m signings or without racking up all the good players from their league.
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People were saying Dortmund's defense was shit but Besiktas midfield is nonexistent.
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Why wont any of you faggots post webms of the goals? Ffs fuck off with that Nickelodeon chick ans post the goals!
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>>113338391
they need better defenders
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>>113338243
being german
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>>113338391
can't be helped that foreign mutts don't wanna stay in germany, and even if they did, they would sooner join bayern.
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>Sheriff 1 - 0 Waxtap
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>113338391
the players want to leave. there is only so much they can offer and living in a post-industrial shithole with nothing to do isnt a very good one
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>>113338255
Why is his nose so gigantic
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what the fuck, there's 2 Hallands? I heard he was a genetic freak, not that he was a clone
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>>113338357
Bankfurt is soulless anyway (at least that was my impression)
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>>113338368
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Reminder Southgate refuses to play Bellingham.

Reminder Bellingham would have EASILY scored his penalty in the Euro final and Englanders would have still been able to celebrate their diversity ALONG the Euro win.
But instead Southgate chose Saka....
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So are we not going to discuss that Haaland celebration where they were supposed to chest bump but Haaland jumped way too high and hit him in the stomach
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>>113338375
>New York-born haitian
>canadian
the absolute state
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>>113338439
Tap in merchant
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>>113338444
Thats because Saka is darker
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>>113338444
All the dortmund mutts are shit.
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>>113338444
It all could have been different had Soufgate just played the Banisher of Besiktas
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do you guys rate Jude?
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Lads, how does one beat the yellow fever?
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>>113338444
Bellingham is too white desu, one light skin in Sancho was already too many
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>>113338491
I rate him because he's not the stereotypical fast pacey mutt winger, he is quite versatile
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>>113338427
it's one of the most populous regions in Europe? and the club has a lot of members and match-goers. I'm pretty sure it's club's policy, because of greediness.
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>>113338497
visit asian countries and realize that 95% of them look like absolute shit
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>>113338497
are you blind? look at her face
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>>113338428
For maximum uptake of O2 in cold climate
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>>113338497
One must simply embrace it
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>>113338497
with lotion
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>>113338505
>i rate him because he isnt a winger
absolute state of this website
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>>113338243
genociding their neighbors
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>>113338266
>balls to balls celebration
soul
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>>113338491
I respect his savviness for business and merchantry, but also find him to be somewhat stingy and deceiving at times.
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>>113338515
imo Asians have a much better average than whites. Fatties are rare. The amount of unfuckable women in white countries is much higher.
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why don't dortmund play with 3 at the back?
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Are we watching peak Haaland? or is he going to get even better?
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>>113338553
because it's gay
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>>113338491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS797lGsa2M
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>>113338457
I noticed that. this guy is going to break all the records because he started scoring before Ronaldo
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>>113338526
based
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>>113338553
nonce
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>>113338513
yes its also the club policy, but Dortmund isnt München, Paris, London, Madrid or Barcelona. I dont think many players would want to spend the majority of their career there.
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fuck you bvb!
i go watching sheriff vs waxtap
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As BRandt took that corner before, German commentator said
>"I hope he doesnt speak turkish, sure wouldnt be pleasent there"

Does the commentator really hear what the fans are saying or he just assumes its something like "Ill fuck your mother son of a bitch" because them being turks?
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>>113338357
What’s the most notorious crime ridden area in Germany?
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>>113338571
Is that Bendtner?
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>>113338548
perhaps in the UK but definitely not in mainland Europe
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lads i just got my first tinder match in like 2 months, what should i write?
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>>113338586
Don't most pros live in Dusseldorf anyway ?
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>>113338594
its what every ultra scene hurls at their opponents
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>>113338444
soufgayte is the english bundesjogi. reaching the EC final was his WC victory. It's only barinlet tactics and choking from here on.
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any streamlinks for a homie ill give u a free doner at the stand I wageslave at on sunday im westfalenstadion
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>>113338595
Berlin Neukölln
Duisburg Marxloh
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>>113338596
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>>113338605
flex a cep
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>>113338596
>female soccer player
>having a boyfriend
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>>113338605
Wir want arschficken kamerad fraulein
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>>113338595
I think Marxloh in Duisburg. Well, i know it has like 80% migrants and is very pleb, but I dont know if it has the highest crime rate. But its really pathological.
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>>113338607
nah they live in Dortmund. Dortmund actually has fancy quarters these days. People think its Duisburg or Gelsenkirchen but Dortmund is the only city in the pott that transitioned out of the misery.
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>>113338595
frankfurt bahnhofsviertel
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>>113338596
I don't think based Engen would let such a degenerate anywhere near her.
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>>113338622
SelcuksportsHD
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>>113338622
http://ftw.freestreams-l2tgy8ive1.com/cbs-access-1/
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>>113338595
Sonnenallee, Neukölln, Berlin
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>>113338617
Yet I didnt hear that sentence from commentators when German teams are playing Portoguese, Italian, Spanish, Belgian.
What a racist!
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>>113338595
Berlin has the highest crime rate, both in overall terms as well as violent crime

Frankfurt is second by overall crime rate, Hannover is second by violent crime rate.
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>>113338669
blocked by ISP kek
>>113338657
ty
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>>113338647
Honestly I visited my sister who was in Bochum at the time and we went to dortmund and it wasn't bad at all compared to Belgian shitholes
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>>113338647
where does r jude live?
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>>113338548
Huge cope you gook lover. Just compare HS/college photos between Asia and Europe. Night and day.
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>>113338718
Sachsenhausen
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>>113338698
It is not blocked I just typed the captcha in the link by accident
http://ftw.freestreams-live1.com/cbs-access-1/
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>>113338718
Where they all live Phoenix-See.
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>>113338727
i would fuck the korean girl over the blond
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>>113338625
>>113338645
Haven’t really heard much about Duisburg before. I’m guessing the boomer Rhien cruises avoid these parts.
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>>113338657
First Turk in the thread! Congrats!

Why are turks so loud in the stadium and whistling all the time?
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>>113338736
kek
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>>113338699
Because Dortmund is the nazi capital and nazis don't take this crime bullshit.
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>>113338757
>the blond
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>>113338739
ty very based serbanon
>>113338752
nowadys only weidenfeller lives there, they all moved away because of the hordes of retards walking in front of their houses everyday kek
>>113338763
the nazis all moved to chemnitz or some shit tier eastern city lol antifa is out of work these days
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>>113338814
Well around Hohensyburg then probably I don't know
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>>113338718
Not sure, but the young BVB players tend to live at the Phoenix Lake right in Dortmund

Haaland rents out a penthouse apartment there
>pic related

The older BVB players with families usually buy houses outside of Dortmund.
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>>113338865
Doesn't Reus live in Unna where all his family is?
Or was it Waltrop
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>Haaland
>Heading the ball
kek
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snoozetastic match
besiktas is just too shit
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SHERIFF SHERIFF SHERIFF
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SHERRIFF AGAIN
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SHERIFF SCORED AGAIN LADS!
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>>113338374
APOLOGIZE
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>>113338865
he lives above a japanese restaurant?
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haaland already at 1.12xG should have scored at least two goals
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I SHOT THE SHERIFF
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>>113338888
Not sure, but yeah he did move away from Dortmund after his first kid was born

He used to live at the Phoenix lake as well, maybe even in the same penthouse apartment Haaland lives in right now lol
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>bellingham plays well in a CL match
>shit every other match

go figure
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>>113338759
It's just the Beşiktaş fans. Beşiktaş supporters broke the loudest crowd record at 142 decibels.
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Dortmund's UCL jersey is ugly as fuck
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>>113338994
He was great against >Neverkusen, the fuck are you on?
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>>113338865
Haaland does not live there, but in the back "rows" (dunno how to translate) lol
So did Ginter, Bürki and so does Weidenfeller.
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>>113338994
fool
he's one of dortmunds best players
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>>113338937
GOMENASAI KRAUT-SAMA
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>>113339007
any and every Puma 3rd shirt this season is ugly as fuck
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>>113339018
he's a hood nigga? pretty based
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>>113339007
indeed mister Bond.
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>>113339018
The arrow obviously doesn't point to Haaland's specific apartment

Just the overall neighborhood
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Would you have a beer with him, /sp/?
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Batsuyashit kek
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>tfw my cousin works at the obstetrician-gynecologist Reus wife went to when she was pregnant
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>>113338943
>he lives above a japanese restaurant?
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>beshitkas
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>Meunier
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>>113339017
>>113339030
ye he was a fucking 10/10 vs freiburg agreed
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>>113339055
obviously.
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>bellingbust
>shatshuai
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>batshuyi just missed 2 open nets
WOW
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>>113339071
sure, and ask him why he is such a liberal faggot
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>>113339071
Marcel Reif looks horrible, jeez
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reminder that Haaland must be pronounced Hollan'
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>>113338553
You can't sell mutts for 100m+ if you're taking one offensive player.
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daily reminder that haaland is muslim
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Oh no no no
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>>113339030
nah, he's just the average over-hyped Bundes player. I haven't seen anything special from him
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>>113339082
see >>113337266
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>>113339082
did he/she see her bussy?
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Just ate a Döner Kebap.
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My nigga Moukoko finna boutta put his name in history
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>mobongo comes on
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>moukoko
>wolf

Is Rose mocking the Turks?
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>>113339165
what was the filling?
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Mukoko, I forgot about this guy
>16
fuck
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>>113339071
yes and ask him for a paid postion at verfassungschutz, so I can "watch" my fellow V-Männer
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Commentator just said Moukoko is 38….
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FRAUD
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Dortmund shirts really look like something an amateur 7th divison team would wear, some sort of hand me down with all insignia removed.
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moukoko era begins... ... ... NOW!
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>>113339159
Don't know probably not.
But she took a blood sample from her.
And that is all I have to say about it.
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>>113339082
My gf's uncle is friends with Reus' brother-in-law. He is in control over all of his real estate and a really arrogant faggot. He refused to get some autographs signed by Marco for a youth center.

I know it's not that interesting, just sayin.
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>>113339208
That's Hutchinson
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nice of Rose to let Moukoko play some games so close to his retirement
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Post some slags
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>>113339214
50 years from now they'll be a popular collectors item
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>>113339214
all puma teams have to wear similar garbage
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>>113339149
he's barely 18.
name a better 18 year old, never mind one playing in the champions league.
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Can’t believe Dortmund still play the same turgid football as under Favre.
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Why did Rose sub off Brandt at HT? Not like Witsel is bad, but he didnt set any accents so far and seems way too early.
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MFW Mokoko means fucking from the ass till death in Turkish.
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if besiktas could shoot, they could've gotten some points here. not one propa shot
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>>113339255
i don't think you've ever seen favreball then
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>>113339255
it's better than late favre but the player quality is worse
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>>113339255
It's in no way similar, are you blind, Pierre?
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>>113339230
Meanwhile I have tons of Reus autographs from a friend that used to work at Vapiano in Dortmund.
Götze too. He even went to the trouble of finding an Edding to sigh a card because my friend only had a normal pen at hand and he wanted the autograph to be better visable.
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>>113339230
what a prick
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>>113339288
>pass sideways
>defend lead for 40 minutes
It’s identical
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I want to sleep lads
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>>113339176
Kebab meat, different Krauts, some onion slices, a tomato slice with garlic sauce and this hot seasoning. Tasted superb. Now I'm really full.
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>>113339296
Did Gotze sign his with chocolate syrup?
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Good old Canadian murderball
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>>113339305
i wanna cuddle french tomboy
and put my dick inside his asscheeks
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>>113339296
no surprise fatze is stammgast in a shitty chain restaurant
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>>113339310
good, wish I had one right now
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>>113339302
You are very dumb.
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>>113339243
Mukoko is 16. his age doesn't matter, you do understand he plays in the CL because Dortmund is a seller club? Benfica does the same, most of the times they "trust" the youngsters to play in CL, but don't trust them to play in the portuguese league. Why? Because nobody is watching the league, and they want to hype the youngsters with "CL appearances" to get more money from the inevitable sell.

Special? I've seen nothing, him beating a player and passing the ball to the striker? that's literally how goals are scored, happens in every match
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Why do they all go after Dahoud's foot? Third time this match.
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>>113339318
allah is watching
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>>113339339
fuck that paki
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>>113339332
Enjoy the shit football bro
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shhh
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>>113339333
You are also very stupid.
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>this fucking ref
he always needs to be the center of attention, there's not a single match where he doesn't do one of these
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>>113339327
It's fucking Dortmund.
It's hard to find anything other than a Dönerbude over there.

HOLY fuck haven't posted here in a year. What happened with the captcha
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>>113339333
>age doesn't matter
nonce
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>>113339327
They all were in 2011/12. And worst of all they mostly ordered salads.
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>>113339339
He’s betrayed his Mesopotamian brethren for the Germanics.
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N
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>>113339339
Hes Dortmund best players
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>>113339372
that's lahoz for you, worse than proença
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>>113339373
There are some underrated Lokale I heard
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>>113339071
ask him why he's helping pozzed C*U
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>>113339369
because I'm making sense?
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>>113339333
you chat such bollocks I can't even be arsed
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>>113339382
based vapioano salad insider poster
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pjanic did really well today
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>>113339333
Why is Reddit hating on this post?
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the ref is such attention whore
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Which match will /sp/ be watching next?
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>>113339422
don't worry, nobody could. thinking is too much of an effort, I guess
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Haaland leaving corpses everywhere
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>>113339463
Liverpool vs Milan for me
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have dortmund ever scored from a corner?
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Just one tap in then? Lame
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>>113339463
Either liverpool milan or psg just to see the Neymar Mbopp Messi trio
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>>113339483
you contradict yourself three times
i'll leave you to work it out
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>>113339214
kek it really does
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>>113339493
yes under klopp
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>>113339463
Liverpool - Milan and/or Shitty - Leipzig (but Shitty will win anyway so meh)
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>>113339463
Real Madrid vs Inter should be interesting.
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ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR ANSGAR
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I think Knauff is better than Moukoko
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>>113339443
blacks are mad
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>be named Ansgar Knauff
>be black

kek, it's Antonio Rüdiger all over again
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>erlingz subbed off
Don't think this semen slurping match is for me anymore bro's
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>>113339551
For me, its Ragnar Ache
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>>113339551
giving it a non-Ngubu name is the roasties last ditch effort of coping with her baby mutt. See England for more examples.
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>>113339605
Rüdiger is fully black and got adopted by his white German father, hence the German surname
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Ngubu finishing lel
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>>113339605
women don't see race, they think their mutt babies are normal
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even I could have scored that
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>>113339633
Wrong, his father is black too and Rüdiger wasn't adopted. His father just has a German name for some reason. They are both Muslims as well.
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The fuck are they doing? That was a fucking guaranteed chance
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Hmm….Dortmund bros…?
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Turks really hate syrians don't they?
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>stream dies when it finally gets exciting
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nice
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Ahh yes set piece and Dortmund
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>Time wasting against besiktas
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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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>>113339671
>Rose subbed Brandt off at HT for Witsel and Haaland because thinks the game is over
>have two chances minutes ago that HAD to go in
Welp
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>subbing off all your attacking players for a bunch of teenage shitters bbefore the game is decided
Rose is truly a mastermind
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>Lahoz
jfc
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Yeah I am not watching a Dortmund game for another 6 months
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Putting young players on the field against a team known for last-minute goals like Beşiktaş...

Oh boi....
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>>113339725
>time wasting corners in general

literally why. They do nothing for you, just 5 seconds off the clock. I hate it. Its such a beta mentality.
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>>113338062
Makes too much damn sense...
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>>113339756
Yea in hindsight subbing off Brandt so early seems fucking dumb, especially since Witsel did nothing for the game, atleast Brandt did two nice pushups front and a really nice Hackentrick.
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>>113339833
looks like it worked since there weren't any last minute goals
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>>113338062
americans too? can't be, that would be unethical, and the people around football are role models of moral conduct, everyone knows that. besides, english boards are very competent, they would never go for it, just look at United and Sancho, a bargain if you ask me
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>>113339339
turks hate arabs
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>>113339933
Rose said Brandt hat muscular porblems. FFS, this nigga even training properly? He doesnt seem all that fit desu.



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