>>113334788YOUR THREAD IS SHIT
I like girls for their toes, buttholes and elbows. My favorite fighter is Junior Albini. I. Am. Heem.
>>113334788>>113334795Your thread is shit b. You squandered your one shot.
>>113334788This thread again?
>>113334760We are dead/hibernating. We are going through the early 2000s phase boxing went through but came out of recently. It'll be a few years until a Conor type emerges for us again, until then it's a long drawn out suffering.
>>113334817A heemster can never post in the same thread twice b for its a different heemster and a different thread
Heem me up before you go goCause i ain’t planning on getting heemed solo
How long before Glory staff are scraping Overeem's lifeless body off the ring canvas?
>>113334821caring about le megastars and le next conor is the gayest most reddit thing ever. real ones just like watching people get knocked out.
gad dawlg peaches my dude
What genre is UFC?
>>113334821There will never be another Conor type to come out again. He was a total anomaly that no one will come close to. UFC doesn't know how to build stars and Conor was an extremely rare combination of promo and fight ability whether he was beating up midgets or not. Conors flyweight run all the way to his promos to fight Floyd was the most fucking KINO run of all time. The closest we will get to that is someone goes on a Masvidalesque mini run. Masvidal from KOing till to assaulting Leon to killing Ben to fighting Diaz was the most exciting and biggest draw until he got btfo by Usman.
>Rob hasn't earned the Izzy rematch, we're gonna try and make the next defence against Till
i am balding
>>113334869Bros I hope Rob wins
>>113334874post pic of megan foxs thumb
Based Schaub mogging Jake Paul.
>>113334869RETURN THE SLAB
>>113334878Have you taken the bald pill? It's not that bad unless you have an ugly head shape ie that double lip thing in the back of your head. I went bald just for fun when I worked in a prison, I got shoulder length hair now.
>>113334849i hope conor has secretly impregnated a lot better women than dee on the sidehes wasting his genes breeding with that bong slag
>>113334913she's not a bong you stupid aussie
>>113334904talmbout the pelonpill b?
>>113334892l will never. No man on my mom's side has ever gone bald. My hair is freakishly thick as well, not that wispy shit you have.
>>113334874Damm what happened to Conor's girlfriend? I don't remember her being that fat.
>>113334868Nobody else has the balls to say it
>>113334936>m-m-my moms sideHoly cope dude. The norwood reaper comes for us all.
>>113334955my grandfather died at 85 with a full head of hair. keep coing maldlet
>>113334955You're simply wrong. l will post my hair in 40 years to prove it.
>>113334934Im not even remotely balding but i shave my head because hot bitches like it + its comfy and low-maintenance
>>113334968Post a picture of him with “a full head of hair”
According to sources, a number of influential industry individuals have come together to create a new MMA league that is structured more like the NBA/NHL/NFL rather than your typical MMA promotion. This new league would also include an athlete association that implements a CBA with 50/50 revenue share, guaranteed contracts, health insurance, career-ending insurance and a pension plan. The plan is to announce the venture in the coming days, I’m told. They are hoping to launch in 2023.The other big story from Monday’s show was Jake Paul saying he’d like to fight Jorge Masvidal next. That would be quite the scene, buildup and fight. But, of course, the issue is Masvidal is under contract with the UFC, so the chances of them wanting to play ball with Paul and Showtime seems unlikely. Not impossible since they did it for Mayweather vs. McGregor, but much more unlikely given the time (the UFC needed to make that fight back then for financial reasons) and given the star power involved (Masvidal does not have the same clout with the brass as McGregor did back then). I don’t think it’s impossible, though, but I highly doubt it happens.
>>113334975based argie b
>>113334913Seems like he’s going quantity over quality
>>113334973Screencapped. How will I know you didn’t get on fin before 2061? You will need to post bloodwork as well.
>i'm balding so everyone else must be too the word cope gets overused but this is real actual cope
>>113334898the picture that saved heem
>>113334993Agree with you b.
>MMA ain't litty.
All the best fighters are Pelonpilled, Volkanovski shaved bald now as well for his match against Ortega, look into it
>>113334993It’s the objective truth. You either go bald or you die first.
>>113335007l don't like Jake Paul. l don't really have a problem with anything he's doing, l just look at his face and feel annoyed. Maybe l'm simply a hater.
>>113335015>he doesn't know
>>113335018keep malding maldlet
>>113335027He only compromised his pelon powers for a promise he made to his son. The power of love beats all
>>113334975>Bitches like a nice haircut more, 9 times out of 10. But you can't beat the ease of shaving your head, zero maintenance until you need it shaved again.
>>113335023hating someone more successful than you is a perfectly normal masculine trait
>>113335018I’m 25 and have a full head of hair but I’m so paranoid about it that I’ve already started a preventative routine.
How do you think DC would have done against Stipe the second time they fought if he was younger? He was winning until those body shots started landing so i think if he had the same solid physique he had in his strikeforce days he could have toughed it out and gotten a UD
>>113335073prime DC flushes poopay twice. it's the objective truth
>>113335072please dont tell us youre taking tranny drugs b
>friend who is a 229 babby conorfag non stop seethes about khabib to this day, almost every day>heem seethes non stop about him>reddit seethes non stop about himI've never seen a man mentally rape the sport like this
>>113335073Yeah I think he'd have won tooOne of the reasons he didn't wrestle so much is because he was gassedThe thing is, DC was actually going to retire after the first Stipe fight. I think it was Dana who convinced him to do Lewis, so that he could then get a big payday fighting Brock. But Brock didn't happen, and DC kind of cornered himself into fighting Stipe again, and he ended up losing twice then. Without those 2, I think DC would be higher in GOAT lists
>>113335112literally the first post about khabib ITT
>>113335073Prime Emelianegro ragdolls ctepe
>>113334788GIVE ME THE UFC FIGHT PASS ACCOUNT
Does Schaub still train?
>>113335112it's crazythese conorfags are all deluded as well
>>113335125only because the autistic swedish loser and assblasted conorcels have apparently taken the day off
Jizzy...the belt...hand it over
How long before it goes belly up, bros?
>>113335143based Poatan rocking all kinds of kino haircuts
>>113335138i think school has started again
>>113335152more like how long before we see anything at all about it
>>113335104Nah, I just got shampoo that has caffeine in it, because that blocks dihydrotestosterone.
>>113335152Unironically PFL will last longer
>>113335152Depends on who they mean by "influential industry individuals".
>>113334888Le weed bitch tits
>>113335125This. Nobody fucking cares about a coward 'think of the kids' glass jaw muslim rat does or says. And I love talking about even the most unknown figthers.
>>113335186didn't 50 Cent have a partnership with Bellator?
>>113335152I doubt it’ll ever even get off the ground.
Recently I was watching a video in YouTube about fights and this shit kept showing up every time there was an image of a fighter with blood in his face. What the fuck is this stupid shit?Oh noooo people can't see blood, it's too much violence...
>>113335207bout to take a yuge one fr frlets gooooo
>>113335170i got that shit when i realised i was balding (20yo) but i never bothered using it because i also realised i dont give a fuck
Was Aljo right did Mighty Mouse deserve it? Was it really karma?
khabib “I have to call myself the goat because nobody else really does” nermegamadov
GIVE ME MY OPIOIDS !!!!!
>>113335204you appear to be seething quite hard for someone who doesn't care
Has there ever been a heem more impressive than this one?
>>113335246big whoop jizzy did the same thing he said
>>113335246what the fuck is that actually
Khabib Nurmagomedov is the GOAT.
AHHHHHHHHH MY RIB STOP THE FIGHT
>>113335229>20yoRough. If you don’t care it’s whatever. But I just hate the idea of being confined to having one look for the rest of my life.
>>113335289whys it so goopy
>>113335286girls pee sometimes when straining hard, lots of female powerlifters piss themselves
>>113335229I hope I go bald soon. I hate going to the barber.
>>113335321Almost like it's unnatural for them to be doing either activity
>>113335327Do you understand how being bald works?
>>113335327Just shave your head dumbass
Pisspin declining that final fight with Luke at 205 was the ultimate bitch move in history of MMA.
>chael advocating for Derrick Lewis vs Tom Aspinallthat one would send derrick into retirement
>>113335327Instead you'll just have to shave your head everyday. Unless you wanna rock the male pattern baldness look.
Stop using Shampoo, you retards. Use olive oil/egg masks a few times a week for strong, shiny, healthy hair. Shampoo is literally poison that contributes to hair loss
>>113335347Good. He is a bum.
>>113335052Feminine 2bh, wanting to bring people down to your level instead of striving to be more successful and all that
>>113335333Shut the fuck up you misogynist
will Goner MacEgger win another fight in his life, sanctioned or on the street?
>>113335369This, jealousy is a femenine trait
>>113335369both are gay, real chad behaivor is just to not care
>>113335357>t. smelly greasy schizo
>>113335346Bisping was a walking corpse during the later stages of his career. Give the man a break
>>113334898Swab's finally upgraded his high school wardrobe. the shoe game is still juvenile but he doesn't look bad here
>>113335346ducking Yoel was the bigger bitch move after talking so much shit
>>113335357A lot of people don't actually understand what shampoo doesshampoo takes the oils out of your hair but not only the bad ones also the good onesthis is remedied by afterwards using a conditioner which helps put the good oils back inif you don't want to go all the way it's safer to just wash your hair with water
Fuck Joe Rogan. If he hadn’t tricked Brendan into retiring, Schaub would be HW champ right now.
>>113335346He knew he was done. Same reason why he ducked Yoelito and Jacare so hard, anyone in the top 5 would have murdered him.
>>113335229>tfw hair thinning (hairline area) AND tons of grey by 30Go on without me bros, I'm ngmi.
>>113335430Time to shave get jacked and let a beard grow. the soichad look
>>113335413Quitting Shampoo literally solved my issue with Dandruff
>>113335430shave it off b, i guarantee you itll look better + theres nothing worse than a coping hairlet
What’s schaub’s hair routine? I want his hair.
>>113335474schub has that retard/neanderthal small forehead gene his hairline starts an inch from his eyebrows
Did you know that after all these years and one UFC champion later, many people in the UK still consider MMA not a real sport (cage fighting for gamblers and low class cunts) and think it shouldn't come up in the sports coverage of news?How much more does MMA need to change so it will actually be accepted?
>>113335518Who cares about acceptance
>>113335538fuck off along with him luke
>MMA ain't litty
>>113335518>needing acceptanceThat his peak /weakmind/ to grovel and beg for others’ approval. Just do what you want and let in other people if they’re interested.
>>113335518BT Sport have started doing a lot of MMA coverage, abd the BBC broadcasts Bellator events, so it's pretty much a mainstream here at this point. Honestly the biggest problem hindering the sports growth here is the fact that 99% of UFC cards are on from like 11:30 Sarurday night to 6 in the morning. Everybody is out getting pished with their mates at that time, I can only follow the sport because I'm a shut-in who hates going out drinking
>>113335594Thats true. Over here UFC card appear from 10 am to 1 pm on a Sunday. Can't really ask for a better time.
>>113335624God I fucking wish, it'd be incredible to roll out of bed and watch some heems with the boys while making a nice breakfast in your boxers. Instead I've got to choose between going out Saturday night or watching heems
>>113335430time to go silver fox mode and let women think your a very young looking 50 year old
>>113335555>Gets rocked by the corpse of ShitdleyLmao
>>113335555Vitor is Jakes Daddy and owns boxing
Finally some an analyst who's an actual combat expert.
>>113335698Luque got rocked by the same corpse, and is one win away from a title shot probably
Have any of you even gotten your chin checked by a solid punch?
>>113335728Just goes to show how shit WW is outside of Usman and Colby.
Lads who do you got in the main and co main this saturday?>Smiff vs Spann>Cutelaba vs Devin Clark
>>113335744 I got kicked in the jaw once and I could hear crackling in my ears.
need it or keep it?
I could heem everyone in this thread
>>113335767Spann and Clark and that's all I'm going to watch.
>>113335767Lost all respect for Smith when he got his teeth knocked out by that old fart and he then just took it easy on him with fake strikes
>>113335775Holy fucking BASED Top Dawlgchads this card is going to be insane
>>113335744yes my older brother gave me a clean one on the chin out of nowhere when we were in a disputehe was training mma for half a year at that pointdidn't knock me out everything everything seemed to spin for 1 sec and was back to normal quik
>>113335767>A card highlighted by smiff and Cutelabaincredibly grim.That said i got Smiff and Cutelaba. They're both being fed bums.
>>113335744Yea some kid sucker punched me in 8th grade, I got flashed but stayed on my feet then spear tackled him, we got pulled apart after that.
>>113335804That’ll teach you. Respect your elders b.
>>113335798you dont know who datsik is b?
>>113335744No, I have a homer simpson chin. The worst anyone ever got me in sparring was with a bodyshot.
THE red tarzan!?
>>113335015why does Gane have more of a prefrontal cortex than Whittaker?
zhang is training with the goat of WMMAthugbros...
>>113335782>>113335783>>113335796>>113335817>>113335767Smiff>wildly inconsistent, has a rd1 submission win over Devin ClarkSpann>looked great last fight, has a rd2 submission over Devin ClarkCutelaba>agro retard that always shits the bedDevin Clark>lost to smiff and lost to spann via submission, 6-5 ufc record all wins via UD all losses via finish
I just invented this, use it how you will...Daniel "Direct Current" Cormierlol
>>113335922why is this dog-eater getting an instant rematch anyways. 1 split decision defense and got 1st round sheemed
>>113335922He's got good wresting but the issue last time was striking. Is she suddenly going to be a wrestler in the rematch or something with just a few months of training?Not sure what this brings
>>113335945>dog-eaterFUCK DOG EATERSALL MY HOMIES HATE DOG EATERS
>>113335967She already has good wrestling/ground game
>>113335969>by your actions you incite racism towards your nationkek
>>113335974Yeah but she hasn't really used it significantly for a while at top level since the Torres fight.That said, if she somehow wins the belt back coz of Cejduo's training, I will personally kneel to Triple C. Serious this time, not a meme.
>>113335744Never by a punch but some guy accidentally head butted me and it rocked me pretty bad. Didn’t go out but if it were a fight I definitely would’ve been at least tko’d.
>>113335969the heckin pupperino flooferino b?
>>113336063found the muzzie
>>113336080fook muzzies and THE heckin pooperinos
>>113334849wtf is up with her other leg, is this the famous irish lens distortion?
>>113335967Cejudo doesn’t even wrestle that much in mma. He honestly uses wrestling more to keep fights standing than to take people down.
>>113336176i dont want magumba to heem him bros...
>>113335969BASED BASED BASED
>>113336188Well get ready, because it's happening. Gane can't reachmog Francis like he did to Lewis.>b-but Gane used to dominate Francis in sparringThat was nice guy Francis, purposely holding back to avoid sending his training partners to the hospital. He has improved a lot since then and finally has a real team behind him now.
>>113336201She's so enigmatic, I want to learn more about her. Like, she's from Georgia, is Orthodox yet she trains at Akhmat in Grozny with all the muzzies?
@ danerpraise muh dick...or give it a contract
>>113336229I'm disappointed in you, Francis. I'm very disappointed. Heeming myself was the first trick I learned. You didn't heem Lewis . Did you really think you could heem me? I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Francis, you're just a man. The world's strongest man poses no more threat to me than does its strongest termite.
>>113335023Imagine hating a guy that you will never know and that got rich making YouTube videos and other shit like that... you are the pathetic one here. Who the fuck cares about his life?
>>113335246made my mouth water bros...
>>113335739b my honest opinion=she looks better this way. nice
>>113335881The most cerebral fighter. or even person on earth
Bros I want to heem AT&T so fucking bad. I pay for fiber and it’s fucking struggling to play a 40 minute lecture that I need to watch. This shit never fucking works. Half of my PC games are unplayable because I can’t connect to a server to play
>>113336371wtf where do you live?
>>113336371>falling for the """fiber""" meme
>>113336378Not in bumfuck nowhere, where it might be expected. Texas innacity, there is no fucking excuse for it. It’s literally every single day
>>113336371what speed was promised? if they don't deliver, sue
>>113336371maaan b, relax. make the best of it. go outside and meet ppl. enjoy the weather. talk to femanons. easy
>>113335776Nice physique. Im trying to build some muscle my self, how am i doing? I train MMA sometimes for fun (my son in the picture)
>>113336411I don’t even fucking remember, it’s been years>>113336420I would but I need to take notes on this lecture so I can study, I just took a shit and it barely pre loaded fucking 45 seconds
>>113336420Oh, so you’re a self help book now?
>>113336427why'd you censor your son?
>>113334955There are 0 baldies in my family, on both sides. I am sorry that you were born with untermensch genes, anon.
>>113336399That’s insane b. I live outside st louis and I get pretty like 1 gbps.
>>113336244I guess at the end of the day, real recognize real. As long as she's not an ath*ist I guess they are cool. I think muzzies and Orthodox are used to getting along in Russia/former USSR countries.
>>113336515I am in the room right below the modem, with one of their dogshit WiFi extenders shoved up my PCs ass, and this is the best these fucking cans are able to give
i wish my retardo garth had a warrior heart like potter last night.
>>113336503wake up marty you fuckin SPOOK
>>113336399>expecting anything but trash from Texas utilitiesYou played yourself, move out of the third world if you don't want third world internet.
shut your mouth kid
Scott Coker is rwtarded and deserves to get btfo by Dana every time he starts a promotion. Who the frick thinks Romero vs Phil Davis is a good idea? Literally wgaf
The entire roster of MMA from every era cannot beat even one of these men.
>>113336542Jesus. How much are you paying for this? Is it one of those deals where internet is included in rent or something?
What the fuck is wrong with the Dutch.
>>113335969>by your actions you incite racism towards your nationB A S E D
What the fuck? Conor has 3 kids now?
>>113336593based fellow gameplanning expert
>>113336634Look like his woife is carrying all three b
>>113336607No, it’s regular fiber. I don’t know how much it is, I’m renting the house from my parents since it’s cheaper than having to live on campus and they moved the year I went to college. It’s extremely bad right now, but even at it’s peak I barely get 100, and my ping in a game is pretty regularly 90+. Whenever I bring it up to them they always fall for the free things they’ll offer to have you stay
>>113336598>goes to a sd with the corpse of tyrell snoozellyOMG what a monster
>>113336699>rentYou’re not paying your parents anything. Why are you lying about that?
>>113336712Tyrone doesn't want a rematch, otherwise he would have got the tattoo. He blew a second chance for millions of dollars because he was so shook of fighting Jake again, an uninjured Jake at that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaEiMKXR6OQnow I can beat everyone here
>>113336699You don’t pay for it and you’re complaining about it. Typical zoomer
Dee is a fat cow but is this considered attractive now?
>>113336748>going to a split decision with the corpse of tyrese flushedley
>>113336778Don’t you jerk off to BBC and dog porn?
>>113336699That’s shit b. I remember my parents didn’t even have internet for a while so I used to do was go to the library and pirate single player games to play. Not ideal, looking back it was pretty fun.
>>113336778that's some paige tier shitter
>>113336817he does have pretty good wrestling just terrible jujitsu
Got heemed by alcohol again and lost the story
>>113336748Tyron misplayed his hand. I’ve come to genuinely respect Jake Paul through this whole thing. If you can get past the zoomer irl shitposting he doesn’t seem like a bad guy. I think if Tyron got the tattoo like it was first agreed, Jake would have taken the rematch. He said it to Ariel the other day and he sounded sincere.
>>113335744Took a solid hook to the temple. My eyes felt like they rattled in the socket, really weird, took me a few seconds to compose myselfSCHAUB
>>113336844Many such cases
>>113336840yes, but he keeps it a secret
>>113336810/box/ is laughing at us again
>>113334849Hahhahaha be a 100+ Milionaire and come home to this?Look them fat rolls omg Please stop the suffering hahahahaha
>>113336840the gaethje meme will end soon on the chandler fight
>>113336876wong, chandler is a bum.
>>113335744Been rocked a few times but never heemed.
>>113336869Good thing nobody will ever see it in their dead thread. Didn’t read lol
>>113336869>took them 3 days to finish a thread>current thread is 8 hours old and has 43 postsYeah I’m thinking I don’t give a fuck about what /box/ has to say
>>113335023he killed your "sport">>113335007based
we owe vitor alot
Refreshing my Schaub collection rn
>>113336869Not reading your gay little dissertation b. But nice attempt trying to get heem to respond, in an effort to make /box/ more active.
My favorite boxing event ? The one where the -5000 guy fights someone with no boxrec page.
>>113335744I got body heemed when I was a kid by a karate mate. I cried for hours and the instructor was disappointed.
>>113336925>le thread warsOkay woman
Jon Jones on average sells more ppvs than any boxer not named Canelo
>>113335744I’m 29 and have never been in a fight in my life and don’t see any situation where I would be. I don’t drink alcohol and it seems like that solves for 99% of potential problems.
>>113336985That was a good one b. You can’t forget how iconic it was when Spence called out Crawford for the 4836th time; I was sure the fight was gonna get made then! Unfortunately, it just didn’t happen.
Based Dana telling reporters that it’s ok that Conor wanted to tune up MGK because that’s what fighters do.
>>113337068MMA is going to unironically collapse when Dana retires
Reminder that Water Gun Smelly got jealous because Megan Fox wanted a pic with McGregor
He has a higher net worth than you. He is stronger than you. He has more sons than you. He has produced more happiness in the world than you.He could beat you and your dad up at the same time. He is taller than you. He is more charismatic than you. Say his name!
>>113337101jake should heem that wannabe rapper for conor
>>113337126>He is taller than you.And that's where you're wrong
My balls was hot
If I met coral irl I’d break his fucking legs
>>113337068Conor is a fighter, not a celebrity. Throwing monsters and trolleys and drinks. Punching old men. It’s on sight with goobs
>>113337182mine are blue
>>113335744Got punched in the temple trying to break two gopniks from fightning. Saw some sparks and fell. I'm a bitch.
Going to be posting a cool video in a few minutes after I get some snacks. Brb
>>113337309>Tony, we are both honored and confused by your post.
Sometimes I see stars when I try to squeeze out a big schaub
lads i'm starting to think that conor mcgregor may be flushed
Here it is https://youtu.be/LM1yMw8afSUhttps://youtu.be/LM1yMw8afSUhttps://youtu.be/LM1yMw8afSU
>>113337354hes been flushed since the diaz fight
>>113337336exactly the type of girl I imagine most tony fans would get with
>>113337463not a tony fan, always thought he was shit and relied on having more cardio than the people he fought.
this is the type of girl i get with
>>113337504No it’s not
>>113337447>Retard StrenghtMust be Irish them folks got plenty fucking Retards up there.Name one Irish family that has nog got a fucking Retard in it
Does Jiri have retard strength?
>>113337447YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT
>>113337504Please tell me she does diaper porn
>>113337594All strength derived retard strength.
>>113337594he has no chin strength
>>113334868>I would wrestlefuck Hitler to a decision winThe ghost of Adolf must be quaking
>>113337594sry, i fail again but whats his message with that pic?i will never be a bushido guy ffs
>>113334878Look up ketoconazole and speak to a dermatologist about it. Going bald is a choice in the 21st century.
>>113334868Why hasn’t Hitler responded yet. Is he ducking?
>>113335744I butt heads with another guy playing football and he came out crying like a bitch with blood in his mouth and I came out spotless. I think my chin is solid.
>>113334868Hitler did also some good you know, it wasn't all bad. (Just saying) when jidgibg history one must be honost and true.*Pic related: BRAAAAAÄAAAABBBBBB!!!!!!
>>113337681im good b
DJ vs Rodtang in December lmao1st round is muay thai rules, 2nd round is mma and 3rd is muay thai again
Chadtri just announced Demetrius Johnson vs Rodtang in a mixed rules MMA & Muay Thai bout, 4 rounds alternating between MMA and Muay Thai rules
>>1133378353rd should be chess-boxing
>>113337835dj will run for the 1st round and wrestle the 2nd and sub him.
Stand here you fat fuck and act like your not wearing a fucking diaperImagine the ride home after the shit McFaggot pulled off that night.He left that fat bitch alone on the red carpet to persue and attempt to Rape Megan Fox cause he didn't got a picture with her so he can Jerk of to it later on.
>>113337873I don't like flushedgregor or his fans but you really are in need of meds b
>>113337835i dont feel so good, ufcbros....
so chadnor just had megan foxed with her pussy dripping to be fucked by him so hard it provoked a fight between her twink bf and godnor.meanwhile peahead hanging out with a bunch of fags kekstory won
>>113337851>>113337835Beast it or peach it?
>>113337862Rodtang will fucking kill him. I'm pretty sure Rodtang actually trains mma and has decent tdd.
Why are you guys always talmbout who is “winning the story” instead winning the story of your own life? Instead you’re just here schaubposting with me. Get it together b
Why doesn't Dana pay his fighters
>>113337983Why should he?
why is nobody talking about sugar seans sister?
>>113337504musclewoman fags are the new footfags of 4chan
>>113337835How the fuck does that work? is round 1 three minutes with a two minute break, round 2 five minutes with a one minute break and back to a three minute round at the end?
>>113338043Stfu u ninny
>>113338022i'd beast her peach for shurwaddelse y'gawlt chin
>>113337681>flatline your testosterone production to keep your hairIdk b
>>113338022what if I cam in her tummy right there what would happen
>>113338022look at that lydia cunt!!! god i hate lesbians
>>113338043idk but I need more based retard fights like this
*enters the thread*
>>113338022>mashayla O’Malley family confirmed white trash
>>113338071>>113338043The rounds are all 3 minutes I think
we are here brosrxf.ro
>>113338080talmbout a trolley b?
>>113338022Why would we? Bitch is ugly
could romanian ring girls cut it in ufc?
>>113338128>>113338180Plastic surgery is abhorrent
>>113338128>>113338203literally a battle of the bogged
Fuck you khabib
>>113338114That changes things. It’ll be easier for Rodtang to run away from submission attempts if it’s only 3 minutes. Of course Rodtang is probably too retarded to do that but still.
why does this dude wanna fuck khabib so much?
>>113338202YNR Nadia Kassem
Dead sport. Only hamzat and jiri can save it
>>113338302when i saw the pic, i was sure it was her until i found the whole poster of the fights
>>113338298among the goats of dagestan khabib is known as big brazza coke can
>>113338321no, there is anohter
>>113338321ratlip ducked Shavkat
>>113338217Teeth: falling out
>>113338400shvakat never called him out and isn't ranked
>>113338412I don't care
I want shavkat to fight sean brady
>>113338298Khabib is on a whole other level, one cant just look him in the eye you know,When you around Khabib you, by instinct know your place and can only Respect the guy.
>>113338471Sean Brady is fighting that can Chiesa
>>113338470I'LL CUT YOU BITCH!
>>113338485>t.Moroccan-Dutch closeted gay
>>113338522>impying you wouldn't
Bros...is he going to literally kill Sean? I'm shook.https://youtu.be/eLIbFjsBRTM?t=106
>>113338545Why tf did you put proper 12 in the photo they don’t even drink alcohol you ducking retard ahahaha
>>113338584drink sum prapur 12 u backwurd cunt
>>113338560man sean is huge, its insane that he used to fight at 170
>>113338560"Rockhold is a very shitty bargain brand version of Adesanya"
>>113338560woah, i'm getting some real CRAZY vibes from this guy!
>>113338602If he beats Rockhold he can beat Usman in a rematch
>>113338514Woah, buddy, just calm down. No need for that, okay.
>>113338498how did chiesa even get ranked. hes such a bum
>>113337504I love her.
>>113338560DANA'S GONNA FREAK
>>113337504i hate this bitch so damn much
>>113338675Bro, he beat Raging friggin Al and won tuf
>>113334849WHo is this?
Sean Strickland reminds me exactly of my big brother. Same size same build same ducking face shape and god knows same attitude.
>>113338498Lightwork for mama's boy
>>113338675he beat 40 year old WW Diego Sanchez b he's a beast
I'm pretty excited for the press conference between luke "handsome aspergers" rockhold and sean "twisted fucking cycle path" strickland
>>113338522Poor little British guy go fix your inbred teeth Faggot befor you embaress yourself around here Cocksucker
>>113338713i mean hopefully you heemed him for his own good so he'd quit acting like such a faggot and quit saying cringe shit
>>113338713your brother sounds doopin mental
Hey stop arguing and be nice to each other
>>113338729if we had Tony v Conor and Costa v Vettori there it would def be the greatest presser of all time
>>113338734Can you stop thinking about sucking cocks for 2 seconds?
>>113338545Khabib really must have hurt you badlyWill (You) ever recover!??
>>113338022Oy vey, look at that schnozzle!
>>113338702based, i'd chop her up cholo style
>>113337835THE Demetrious Johnson?!
>>113338803Joke list. Canor hasn't won a fight in over 5 years and he's still top 15? lmfao
>>113338802YOU fixed them teeth yet faggot??Go get the fuck out if here and get your faggot ass to the dentist
Boutta take a big brown schaub
HEEMINDER: she's fighting again this weekend
>>113338893>the fucking camera on the floor angle they do with the manlet fighters
>>113338729Now that you mention it, I can't wait. Fuck that card is still 2 months away.
You now remember Mighty Manlet
>>113338940JUNYA _____ ON MY WRIST
*evil whisper as you enter a long dark tunnel*peeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaheeeeeeeaaaaaaad....
>>113339046For five summers
>>113338940Disgusting bitch, cover yourself up
Just a reminder lads.
Tim Kennedy status?
Atempted Murder in the 1th degree
>>113339161You can’t convince me that man got soul after watching him watch football in that sterile room
>>113338750I guess I should say the character Sean is exaggerating on camera is based on the same behavior and personality traits that my brother displays normally, but of course he doesn’t shout crazy stuff because he’s not performing on camera like Sean. Nevertheless similarities are noticeable.
can't wait to get home from work do a yuge dab and watch some old heems bros
Hebrew fighting championship (HFC) incoming! Dana status??!!
>>113339081BORN IN ATLANTA NOT MONTANA
Atempted Murder in the 1st degree
>>113339357>another peeflno thanks desu
>>113339389>>113339402Dana bots in full damage control
>>113339357You can't do MMA in seasons though
>>113339418DELET DONT EXPOSE US BOX TRANNYS ITS A MANLY SPORT OK
>>113339415>make apt comparison to PFL>"Dana shill b. lul"
>>113338128wtf is this?
>>113339357yeah, it's called PFL
>>113339415wrong, I'm a CHADtri shill. go watch some ONE nigger they're pumping out the epic shorts nonstop fuck dana and his bald wrinkly fatass
>>113339441>>113339432>>113339415>>113339402>that’s the guy, shut this idiot down
>>113339440BOTB>Battle of the Botox
>>113339418braddo pitto vs ellen page?
>>113339362I think Rose wants some Yeezy
MIGHTY MOUSE vs RODTANG I wanna know more about these special rules... >no knees to a downed opponent
>>113339547>”Ariel?? Don’t I have a restraining order against you? Outta my face goof!!No, Dana, it’s just…>”JESUS your still talking?? Security get this guy outta my face.”Dana, I’m now the primary shareholder of the ufc. You’re dismissed >w…wuh…. Whut the fuck are you talking about?!”I’m sorry, but we’re moving on to someone younger, thanks for all the work
>>113339644never heard of either one of these manlets
>>113339440yeah b, dunno tbqh. why? what happened there?both could be ex gfs of the violins meng
>>113339357I'd like to see them fucking try
>>113339644wait they actually got MM to agree to a fight with rodtang? kek that's kinda whack, he's just going to wrestlefuck him
>>113339646No way that would happen.Ali has the most fighters on UFC and Ali is actualy a smart guy.He will stick with Dana and wont let any of his fighters fight if Dana is not on board with it.Ali is the only one that don't let any of his fighters go on the Ariel "Jew Rat Bastard" Helwani showNo fighter of Ali has done an interview with Ariel since the Khabib Mcgregor fight
>>113339803LMAAAAAO LOOK AT THIS
>>113339827Stupid gimmick fights from an antidraw promotion.
>>113339827what an amateur tier freakshow promotion keep that bullshit in Asia
>>113339644>>113339803Just checked, apparently it's rotating rounds between MMA and Muay Thai. That's crazy lmao so one round is going to be DJ running from Rodtang then the next is Rodtang trying to run from takedowns? Will be an interesting event, this is kinda cool they're trying something new
>>113339827will be utter garbage
>>113339827>Rodtang is one of the most dangerous muay thai fighters who ever livedKek that's some funny shit
We need Conor back, bros
>>113336778Why are we pretending that 35 year old mother of 3 bogged Megan Fox is in any way a flex?
>>113339900true, we must save him from getting heemed by mgk in a boxing match
>>113339827Gonna be a shit show"Forgot the rules" Oscar nominee Sterling showMost fighters forget what fucking round rhey are in,Now they got mixed techniqeus each round. Not gonna work
Just reported Sean Strickland to the police and sent an email to the UFC. Say what you want but I'm afraid for someone like Luke Rockhold's safety. I don't want Sean killing someone and then the mainstream media turns into a story about how MMA fighters are dangerous to society and now MMA is banned in the US all of a sudden. I suggest you all follow my actions. This is a serious matter.
>>113339877>>113339866>>113339862Hello Dana bots
>>113339870this paves the way for rotating rounds between boxing vs mma. Jake vs Canor except it's MMA AND boxing
>>113339947And Laura took the job she wanted. Make sure you take away her guns.
>>113339947status: walled and surpassed by skanko
>>113339947>olivi statusmogged to hell by stanko
>>113339982its real sankoposting hours
>>113339982theyre both walled, olivi had the better prime simple as
>>113339947But SMILIN Sam Alvey still keeps fighting lmao
>>113339947Why does nothing pop up on google when you search "ufcrosterwatch twitter"?
>>113340010i tooold you to everybody...let rose do the jobedit: @captcha...wtf heh? how i'm supposed to solve this shit?
>>113340111Dana and co. suppressing information
>>113340064look into it
>>113340135yeah man, everyone in Africa is a brotheris L*ke a fucking legit retard?
>>113340166If you asked luke, he’d probably say wakaanda is the governing body of Africa
>>113340166They’re all friends you dumb fuck
>>113340078Just type NSA PM works every time
Please be respectful, I'm very sensitive
>>113340135>They could have fucked
*cups your back*
>>113340166usman does play it up desu, izzy to a lesser degree
>>113340010Laura has a rich, kind of good looking, husband, a child, and a massive farm. I think Laura won the early life.
>>113340228tnx, our based newbro
>>113340135He's a white guilt fag. You know damn well he wouldn't say these same words about a poor black dude. https://youtu.be/dUzZI85cv8g?t=6001
>>113340135wonder what jizzy's reaction was kek
>STOP ONLINE BULLY OR I WILL KEEEL MEESELF
>>113340186>>113340203>>113340216Somebody should tell Luke, inbetween one of his epic skateboarding seshs, that Black Panther is not a historical documentary
"And look how happy he was"Befor the Greed settled inDana is right, if you give these bozo's milion dollars they will stop showing up, they wont make the weight anymore they lose the hunger and become full time clowns like that cocksucking Faggot Mcgregor.