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>>113328784

News
bjpenn.com
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>>113330815
If Rob doesn't beat Israel than who can?
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kek
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>>113330830
You. I believe in you.
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>>113330830
You know who, b.
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hong kong krunch
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/heem/bros, we won the story!
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l don't care for the way this Strickland character is talking about my boy Luke.
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2 autistic psychos approach you, what do you do?
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>>113330877
Both are pretending.
l wouldn't behave any differently.
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>>113330877
Heem them both, say a prayer for their mortal souls, and walk to church.
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>>113330877
call up the stylebender
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bros im too drunk to sleep and rubbing my feet into this mans ass hoping see wakes up
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>>113330893
Get your feet away from men's anuses and go to church.
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>>113330887
>pretending
THIS FUCKING GUY
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I miss Twitchy. I miss mo0t.
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>>113330901
mo0t is dead
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>>113330897
>scream and make weird faces whenever cameras are on him
>boring point fighter when he's actually in the cage
Fake one.
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Hey pussy are you still there?
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>>113330896
I haven't had sex since 2019 in Japan and got herpes in Hiroshima
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>>113330920
sounds like autism to me
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>>113330921
y-y-y-yes s-sir, sorry sir
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MGKbros, we got too cocky . . .
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>>113330877
therye not autistic psychos, therye just double digit iq dipshits who matured into high school
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>>113330851
You got me feeling confident B
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>>113330877
This mother fuckers train so hard they deserve all the success the will get
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herpes isn't even a big deal lel you can get that shit sharing a drink
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rmember when vettori walked out to the modelo song? that was the most anti boy shit ive ever seen. i bet he was paid well for taht shit too, he sauntered so the whole track would play out.
absolute worst shit ive ever seen in my life, he might as well get a modelo tattoo at this point
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>>113330830
Weidman is still on one last run at the strap
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>>113330942
I got HPV too. The it way I look it now as long as I find get HIV I win the story.
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>>113330942
Is that how your girlfriend explained it?
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>based
>boy
>gooby
>khaGOAT
>dustgod
>oh no no no no
>______bros . . .
>schaub
>heem sleepy
You guys are embarrassing.
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>>113330919
say it ain't so
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Take him back, Canada.
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>>113330946
gotta get dat bread nigga
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>>113330830
The man in the middle unironically
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>>113330958
Have sex but when she is awake
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>>113330946
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MONEY YOU HAVE TO PLAY LE EPIC SONGEROONI TO GET IN THE ZONE!!
Vettori is a cringe crotchsniffer but walking out to an ad is not what makes him an anti-boy.
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>>113330963
>The gullible retard thinks dinosaurs were real

CTE is grim
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>>113330963
He was talking shit about my boy Hitler.
lf l catch him on my streets it's on sight.
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>>113330963
https://youtu.be/DFPrbDhIK-g?t=28
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>>113330963
>>113330973
Are you going to post this every thread?
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>>113330963
>guys guys look he posted about dinosaurs!!
I don't understand why this is cringe. A world champion athlete worth millions of dollars is somehow a loser to you guys because he made an instagram post about dinosaurs?
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>>113330941
>This mother fuckers
Is that you Marvin?
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>durr I'd fight Hitler
What a basic bitch answer.
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>>113330980
He is a man child who needs to settle down and start a family
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>>113330976
Now that you mention it
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Georges Saint Reddit
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>>113330847
who's the crackhead?
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>>113330991
She's just faking for a free place to crash lmao op is a fucking simp
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>>113330963
he isn't an american citizen, it was a fake tweet
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>>113331000
Tony Ferguson.
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>>113331004
kek
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>>113331002
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>>113331000
heemster hired a streetwalker to spam on a mongolian imageboard with, sad
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>>113331001
Fuck off fag. She bull balled me. Only reason I'm still awake is in too drink and her feet are in my face>>113331000
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>>113331021
Do you live in Florida?
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>>113331001
100%
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>>113331035
Not but close
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>>113331004
poopybros...
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>>113331044
I was just asking because you sound like a Florida Man
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Define reddit
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>>113331021
Don't like dude you killed here didn't you
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Lads I want to have sex with a homeless woman, does anyone know any tips or tricks to make this happen? Is it as dangerous as it sounds?
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>>113331048
Florida man herms her awake or not. I have some morals unfortunately.
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>>113330830
Then we literally have to wait until he gets old because everyone else in the MW division is old and washed up now.
But Dana can't find any new young talent despite having DWCS every year.
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Serious question, /heem/. If Gooby walked up to the Mexican poster here and told him to suck his dick, would he do it?
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>>113331061
drugs
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>>113331061
No she is dead asleep on my couch with her feet in my face. I think they stink too or some kind of must sand it's keeping me awake
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>>113331061
Y'want AIDs, b? Just buy a hooker or fuck a woman from a bar for god's sake.
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>>113330830
Vettori on the rubber match its pretty much 1-1
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>>113331079
go sleep in your bed you mong
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>>113330877
>Kick their asses while pretending they are doing a good job kicking mine
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>>113331089
Screaming is a verbal sub.
Vettori won.
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>>113331070
You didn't hear the Duraev callout b?
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>>113331083
Yeah then she plays with your dick and starts snoring. Just just for it
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>>113331070
The fag figured out how to summon anime energy, can't blame him it's closest thing to cheating you can do
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Lads I want to have sex with a woman who loves me, does anyone know any tips or tricks to make this happen? Is it as dangerous as it sounds?
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>>113331071
Already has happened
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>>113331089
Imagine he broke and threw a elbow and shattered pissys face, at least he didn't even take a hot shower because he knows he had the tools to win but just is too young and needs some time
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I can't go on like this meng. I am crushed /heem/
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>>113331088
Too drunk and spinning but your right I should just call it a draw. I'm spinning drunk so it's tough. I keep holding out hope but it's not happening.
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>>113331104
just be yourself
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>>113331061
Don’t do it man. Just order an escort and make them come to you. Your safety is paramount and in this hobby it’s extremely easy to get hurt or even find yourself in awkward situations that may lead to violence.
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>>113331117
Do NOT mock Conor here. l'm warning you.
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>>113331118
drink water and go to sleep
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>>113331104
roofie your mom, it's your only shot
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>>113331104
It’s simple all you need is money, big dick, charming personality and good looks.
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>>113331083
Sometimes you gotta take a risk b, rawdawlg a black streetwalker every now and again.
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>>113331113
Literally not in the game plan b.
Vettori would have been kicked out of the UFC for not following Dana White's orders.
Why do you think Gastelum went for the take down when he nearly had Izzy?
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This is unironically my favorite position and only way I can nut, and it has to be exactly like this not just doggy with my knees on the bed
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>>113331127
>tfw 0/4 of those
JUST
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>>113330991
>>113330847
isnt that the ex special forces tranny fighter?
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>>113330949
What the frick did you just heckin’ say about me, you little twerp? I'll have you know I graduated top of my weight class in the NCAA, and I've been involved in numerous secret training camps on Dagestan, and I have over 300 confirmed submissions. I am trained in freestyle wrestling and I'm the top wrestler in the entire US college division. You are nothing to me but just another opponent. I will wipe you the darn out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this mat, mark my flippin’ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, Fish paste!. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of coaches across the USA and your voice is being recorded right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your record. You're fricking marked by Tapology, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wrestle you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States National Team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little son of a monkey. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blimey tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you baloney fartknocker. I will swarm fury all over you and you will shiver in it. You've already tapped, kiddo.
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>>113331128
I don’t fuck black women, it’s my only rule. They are too unpredictable and generally disgusting. There have been a few where I thought I could do it but I always remember how foul they are. Not just physically but their attitudes are putrid. Black women in many ways are even more delusional than white women.
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>>113331128
>rawdawlg a black streetwalker every now and again
b you're not supposed to play russian roulette with a full clip
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>>113331134
>rock opponent
>cage hug
Why is this so common? What are their coaches teaching them?
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>>113331124
Real one, gonna pound a bottle and smoke her last cigarette. I'm thinking I can get it in tomorrow night. Unfortunately I don't know her name but I drove.
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>>113331122
>NO ONLINE BULLY!! I WILL KILL MEESELF
Would the coroner have called it a doctor stoppage if he did?
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>>113331137
It’s ok just bee yourself.
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>>113330830
Palestine will
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Fart!
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You're all a bunch of fucking pussies who shouldn't be posting with me, a real alpha
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>>113331150
*inhales*
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Bellator or UFC? Which we watching this Saturday?
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>>113331152
Why does he look like he's about to cry?
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>>113331145
Is this really Conor's go to move in desperate times?
Threatening suicide and listening to Justin Bieber? Is he a teenage girl?
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>>113331144
Haha fucking simp retard
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>>113331145
I feel so bad for conor. If he had stayed at featherweight he would have been on top of the fight game for much longer than he was. Now he’s nothing more than a joke, people mock him wherever he goes.
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Sean Strickland sat in the same seat as me in the class before mine in high school. One day I went to class and there was a bunch of gum under the desk and I can tell by the way it tasted that all of it was Sean's. Dude is fucking mental.
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>>113331154
based shael
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>>113330830
the only AFRICAN MIDDLEWEIGHT training in AFRICA
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>>113331163
What would you have me do? She bought all my drinks then fell asleep with my dick in her hand
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>>113331166
I used to take upskirt videos at the mall until this old white dude bodied me, took the phone taped to my shoe and called the police. I’m register sex offender nao.
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>>113331171
Purple sock
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>>113331152
this is such an intriguing physique, i would love to an authentic strength and conditioning program and what bioidentical hormones they use
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>>113331178
Explain
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Discuss mma
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>>113331179
it's a shirtless dude.. try not to get too excited
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>>113331164
It’s really his curse. He’s a true 140lbs. He tries very hard to look bigger and eat bigger and be bigger. He’s got the beard to try to make his jaw bigger. He’s always flaring his lats. Or juicing his hog so it looks meaty in those little faggy shorts he wears. He gets out massed by his 10 year GF in every pic. If he just embraced his leprechaunness we could have Blessed/Conor kino but instead we get Big Conor getting subbed by skinny fat 13 loss Stockton chemo patient mr Diaz.
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>>113331194
remember when that dude shit himself during a fight
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>>113331198
He was actually a leprechaun
and he could only beat up other leprechauns.
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>>113331194
which animal would you tag team with in the octagon?
for me it's alligator snapping turtle
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>>113331211
Remember Monkey King?
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>>113331194
mma is fagot sport
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>>113331197
his lats are disproportional to his sizable traps, his oblique insertions are weird and almost looks like love handles, he's got no chest but decent biceps, he cuts down to 85 kg but I don't really see where his mass is.
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>>113331198
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>>113331220
Perfect for you then
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>>113331194
We only discuss UFC here
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>>113331217
brightest star burns the fastest b
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>>113331194
How are we suppose to do that when MMA fighters today are a joke and some youtuber is beating them all up in boxing matches?
Lets admit it.. the golden age is over.
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>>113331216
Unheemable.
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>Cam on Darren..THROW SOME FACKING PANCHES!!
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what's next for him?
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>>113331221
>I too enjoy staring at and analyzing men's bodies
C-cool?
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>>113331247
Losing again.
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Someone give me the rundown on the current state of the UFC

Are the blacks still winning?
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>>113331242
>I-I CAN'T I'VE BEEN DUCKING FIGHTS SO LONG I FORGOT HOW TO FIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHTTTTTTTT!!!!
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Conor is sma

Try again sweetie my boy is a unit
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I’m going to wait for Brandon outside his studio and stick a camera in front of his face and not say anything. If I can’t antagonize him enough to hit me then I’m going to mention tiger and lick my lips and make moaning noises. I want Brandon to beat the fuck out of me so I can sue him.
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>>113331247
The same thing that is next for all of Dana White's wash up "Top 15" UFC fighters.
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>>113331258
Blacks are unironically looking less and less super human.
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>>113331264
Good luck suing a dark skinned fella like Schaub in a pozzed LA courtroom.
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>>113331274
B-but muh blacksplosive
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>>113331274
I think you meant sub-human and more and more
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>>113331264
What happened, Coral-san?
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>>113331262
His bones literally cannot handle having that much weight on them.
Hence why the leg broke.
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>>113331287
p4p best boxers are vitor and anderson
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>>113331293
actually its jake paul sweetie
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>>113331274
Black men still fuck better than white “men” this is an undisputed fact. Is it really any wonder why so many white woken flock into the arms of black and brown MEN? White “men” bang infants.
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>>113331298
if he ducks vitor he's old news

book vitor vs canelo
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The real question is will Conor's hair ever recover?
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>>113331262
Small ribcage, very high voice. He’s a lil guy
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>>113331304
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>>113331287
>mexican
>gypsy
>slav

Not a single white listed
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>>113331127
There's a tier list though, if you think those 4 are weighed equally you're mad.
1. Charming personality
2. Good looks/Money
3.
4. Big dick
It really is true that women don't really care all that much about dick size, as long as it's not micro of course. Much more important that you're not a quickshot than how big your dick is.
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>>113331335
>>113331127
nonsense
what women really want is a man who wears backpacks
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Here is my problem with Volk: he has zero good wins besides meme pointfights over Hollogod and is a midget.

Here is my problem with Ortega: His best win ever is a 40 year old Korean Zombie. Ortega dropped him twice and still couldn't finish the fight. Before that he got humiliated so badly by Hollogod that he hid from the sport for two years.
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>>113330965
I like Till but the guy should have never left welterweight
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>>113331353
He was going blind from cutting weight.
lf he stayed down there he would've been the first UFC fighter to die from cutting.
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>>113331194
Wish MMA had some sort of 2v2 deal where you could tag out. It could work. First team to have both stopped lose. Maybe have a rule where each team can only tag out twice a round so you can't spam it. Judges could still judge it as if it were 1v1, instead just do points from Team A vs B or so.
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>>113331221
He's not a manlet which is why you may be confused. Weighing 200lbs is not impressive unless you're below 5'10.
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>>113331369
that's because he wasn't disciplined with his diet, he's far from being the biggest welterweight, tons of guys are bigger than him
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>>113331369
honestly i would attribute it more to his shit team not knowing how to cut weight properly

if till was at att he unironically could be ww champ right now
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How can I achieve this physique?
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>>113330815
Doesn't Brendan claim 6'4 and Jake 6'0?
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>>113331401
Jakey is 6'1, Schaub is 6'2
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>>113331134
this was pre-roids adesanya
he will never be this weak again
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>>113331274
Based fuck those roided up niggers
>>113331304
Stay made forever slave
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>>113331412
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>>113331134
>Kelvin was still Israel's toughest challenge
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Conor McGregor's becoming a Big, Poor, Normie...
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>>113331437
becoming? he got punked in front of the world by Machine Gun fucking Kelly because he wanted to be a fanboy and take a picture with his favourite rapper
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>>113331429
Kill self.
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>>113331449
that didnt happen but its hate conor season
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>>113331429
OH FUCK HE'S HONEST ABOUT HIS HEIGHT!!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>113331452
I too am a delusional retard.
I am a bear posting on the internet.
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>>113331449
Do you think there were tears in Conor's eyes when he went home and deleted all his MGK playlists off his Tidal account?
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>>113330815
CSO
S
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>>113331470
>M-m-m-m-mGK? Hah who? I d-don't know him. Unless he wants to be my friend
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>>113331452
>throws le heckin drink
yeah dude he never loses the story heheh conor heckin pwned that white boy haha
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>>113331469
Fuck outta here manlet
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>btfos your favourite washed up mma fighter
heh, nothing personal my foenem
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>>113331470
there were definitely some tears when he tore his MGK posters off the walls
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>>113331478
Conor has seen megan fox at ufc events, so he went up to megan, and machine dude got protective and shoved conor and conor got pissed at some random dude shoving him
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>>113331488
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dude makes sean o'malley look like a mass monster he's a dweeb
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>>113331495
fucking kek
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>>113331495
>TYPES the headcanon
>DEFENDS the honor
>SLOBS the knob
you're a full blooded irish hero mate
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>>113331505
>RUINS the FORMAT
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>>113331501
>I don't want to fight anyone difficult.. I'm not being paid enough
>Paddy Pimblett? I'll just trash talk him never fight him
>After my UFC contract expires I might just go do boxing
Another clown who would have guessed with the way he did his hair..
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>>113331511
kek retard you ruined the format?
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>>113330928
>offering a photo
Sounds a bit pathetic tbdesu
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>>113331519
>MISSES the POINT
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Dilated... yeah... worldwide...

Gracie veterano, old family first, senpai
Taught the world to swing that double edged sword, it works, senpai
BJJ from GJJ, like Kool Herc gave birth to what your DJ plays
But despite the lineage I will never be closed-minded
Refuse to see beyond the lines? You go blind
Rakaa travels the Tenth Planet, I flow free
I welcome on any mats, gi to no-gi
Though my branch traces close to the original tree
Roots sprout from the original seed
Water with blood, sweat and tears, spotlight with sunlight
That tree became a forest, vale tudo, done right
Then Royce dominated them all in one night
And Rickson hasn't been beaten in one fight
Flow with the go, Rener, Ryron and Ralek know
That to continue to win you must continue to grow
Let's go

We did it mama, we did it
We did it for the love of the game
We did it mama, we did it
I did it for, I did it for (Jiu Jitsu!)
We did it mama, we did it
The game will never be the same
We did it mama, we did it
I did it for, I did it for (Jiu Jitsu!)
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>>113330815
name a more based wmma fighter
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>>113330965
>le feint and throw a 1-2 every 40 seconds man
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>>113331522
you missed the point? getting kinda worried for you bud
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>>113331518
I think he's making a big mistake thinking he can face a top 10.
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My boy? Yeah he’s a project he’s THE project. Matter of fact I think someone could get their ass kicked for saying otherwise.
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>>113331525
>Thinking that wmma fighters are based
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First openly gay male ufc fighter
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>>113331546
Yawn Jizzy already did it
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>>113331542
WMMA > MMMA
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>>113331541
T Wood is literally the best fighter in the sport of any fighting sport right now. Try to change my mind.
As soon as he knocked Jake Paul onto the ropes I turned off the fight because I knew he had already won.
He is the reason I wipe my ass with Dude Wipes™
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>>113330815
Should Magomed™ move down to 185 and end the pissrael meme
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>>113331345
>40 year old Korean Zombie
he's litteraly 34 lmao and he won his last fight against a surging dan ige. TKZ is a good win
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>>113331571
Dan Ige fucking sucks
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>>113331571
Danny Gay is literally a pizza guy
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>>113331566
talmbout Magomed™ Magomed Magomedov or Magomed Magomedov Magomed™?

Btw anyone see Nasrudinov Nasrudin fight tonight on DWCS?
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>>113331579
You’re thinking about Rob Font
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Barbozabros give it to me straight...
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>>113331571
THE Daniel Gaylord?
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>>113330815
>212 lean
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SOVL
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>>113331584
Fob Ront is literally an uber eats driver.
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>>113331586
Nasty ass old man whose washed up and ate my ass when I only paid him a quarter back on 8-28-21
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>>113330815
When did you realize that kelvin gastelum was a lightweight
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>>113331596
how did you know his ass was nasty if you didn't inspect it? checkmate homo, I knew you ate his ass too.
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>>113331612
Me? Never...
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6 months of TDD training
6 months of kickboxing training
How does he do?
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https://youtu.be/u432T_cDgQs?t=7184
>1:59:45
Thawlts?
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>>113331680
0 discipline or willpower, even regional heavyweights would heem him.
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Made a really nice French omelette with some waffles and a big glass of milk. On the way to my room I tripped and fell, dropping everything. I punched myself so hard in the head that now my knuckle is purple & swollen.
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>>113331700
pillowfists mctrippy over here
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>>113331700
lost the fight
lost the story
even if you win the rematch and the trilogy, you'll never get the story win
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>>113331700
Fat.
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>>113331700
I'm really sorry that happened to you. Try to control yourself in the moment though, hitting yourself is a deliberate decision although it may not seem like it in the moment.
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who the fuck trips lol fucking melvin
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>>113331599
Brutal skullmog by Kelvin
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>>113331730
me, watch this
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>>113331680
Nightmare matchup for Boogie2988, loses a close split decision to Frank Hassle
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>>113331590
what is the point of this post
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>>113331766
what is the point of this post
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Kevin Netherlands bros... I don't feel so good!
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>>113331766
keep engagement up, clout farm off shittori, cuz he felt like it, etc
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>>113331789
i meant the guy reposting it on heem faggot leaf stop replying to my posts aaargh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEnScG_WD6I
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>>113331786
I have 2 personalities, a goofy fun loving guy or a quiet pondering murder
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>>113331786
Holy cow this dudes PYSCHO!
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>>113331797
you missed the point again... ta ta retard
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>>113330815
based homer
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>>113331809
yoo sgt gomez hows the local poontang?
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>>113331786
dayum! that shit is wack!
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>>113331786
Screw status: loose
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fuck dads
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>>113331786
He's kind of embarrassing, isn't he?
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>>113331845
based
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>>113331824
Im not in the military but i matched with a bunch if islanders today on tinder and a bunch of white whore strippers. Not sure what to do, thawlts?
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>>113331722
Thanks b.
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>>113331824
i laughed
good and accurate post leafbro
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>>113331859
is that the guy from TUF who quit his job and stayed in vegas
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>>113331861
post pics of them, not enough information to make a conclusive decision
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>>113330946
>I make my walkout
>"Listen up, the soap you shower with? It's shit. You probably haven't even questioned what bar soap you lather up with."
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merimutts stop giving me (You)s it's gonna go to my head
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>>113330815
>strickland is a fever fag
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>>113331876
This is like 10 or 15lbs difference max.
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>>113331878
The islanders are somewhat fat and range between pretty and ugly (the dtf ones are ugly). And the whores are hot. Im also out of the way in the sticks and kinda wanna date some average chick just cause she has a car so i can escape the jungle.
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>>113331894
>wcw
????????????
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>>113331894
strickland is gay
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>>113331896
why are you in guam bro
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>hes a gunfag too
>>113331899
women crush wednesday
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>>113331899
white cock woman
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>>113331899
boomer
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>>113330815
>Sean Strickland is a transphobe
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>MMA ain't litty.
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>>113331907
Catching a ship at port in a few days
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>>113331920
/
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>>113331923
Favorite WMMA fighter?
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>>113331923
if you're leaving in a few days why do you want to date any of them lol. just rent a car and try to fuck the hottest ones, cum in them, and dip out
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>>113331932
Juju halfasiangirl
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strickland is a masc bottom... gay bros will understand what i mean
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>>113331932
marina rodriguez
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>>113331939
baste
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>>113331930
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fuck I have to take a shit but I don't want to go downstairs. what do I do bros
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could gsp unironically make 155, he looks so small next to modern day fighters
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>>113331954
be a 1 story house chad or a 2 bathroom chad or shit out the window
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>>113331954
piss on the carpet it will absorb it
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>>113331963
i have a screen on the window
>>113331967
very german comment but i'm afraid I have a piss jug like a civilized person
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>>113331959
He supposedly did a test cut at one point when they were first pushing the idea of a match with Khabib.
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Soifricas a bitch
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>>113331959
He's a lot smaller than he used to be
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Is bisping an ATG? he really seems like shit, i dont see him beating any current top 10 mw except uriah hall and a hard fight with kelvin
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>>113331999
Hes a certified hood Canssic
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>>113330958
zoomers were a mistake
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>>113330958
>frogposting
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>>113331999
Only thing he ever did was make a hot daughter, thats it, that is IT
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>>113330815
sean strickland moodboard
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>>113332043
this guy is a fucking tool
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>>113332043
l'm starting to think he's just colossal faggot.
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>>113330877
God Vettori is such a chad.
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>>113330877
Strickland looks like a cross between Bisping and Rockhold.
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what is lukes ethnic breakdown? (educated answers only)
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>>113332135
((()))
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>>113332135
Saxon mutt wh*teoid
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>>113330815
Nigsmanbros, he was joking about that Triple Champ stuff, right?
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>>113332142
bagina?
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>>113332166
Nah he's gonna fight MGK for the title of the new 165lb weightclass
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>>113330815
who wins (LW)
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>>113332183
violencemeng
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>>113332183
>the fans!!11!!
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>>113330815
Awakened Meng
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>>113332202
its 4 am b
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>>113330815
>shoots you
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Talm bout Justin Poirier?
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Dustin strikes me as a small dick guy.
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>>113332212
>small dick gu-
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>>113332212
you as well
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/heem/chads>>>>>>>/box/cels
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Was this the moment when Ben got enough CTE to think that he could beat Jake P?
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>>113332220
6.7 inches erect. Never measured the girth but it's not very impressive, to be honest. Testicles are also small.
>>113332219
This supports my theory, how you can see this and not feel the small dick energy is beyond me.
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>>113332231
you dont get it, ben is an olympian, hes an athlete.
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>>113332222
and water is wet b checked tho damn
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>>113332219
Thats how i walk and i have a super tiny dick
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>>113332235
i knew it, you just had that vibe
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gf just sent me this
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>>113332222
ok great
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>>113332251
Looks like garbage.
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>>113332222
based
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>>113332260
Nate doesn't even prepare to defend whatever Masvidal is going to throw at him... He just runs... Stocktonbros...
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bf just sent me this, what do
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Fuck that little sperg, my boy's last run starts here.
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>>113332285
kys
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>>113332285
I dunno bro. But if he has that much hair on his chest then you'll never get through that jungle that he has around his asshole.
Unless you are the bottom.....
bro...............
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It's late hours so conorcels aren't awake. You can't hit them with the real reality.

https://youtu.be/jP7W-_86dzw

But how the hell did Conor forget how to fight?
He just cannot move the same anymore. He doesn't pressure with his kicks or use them for distance.
He used to be able to find range and now he just sticks his head out for opponents to swing on him.

Especially now with the broken leg. Conor will never have the same foot work. He'll never dance like he used to.
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>>113332361
he did old conor vs dustbitch in 3 and got pounded out on the ground and looked gassed when he stood up. conor is not on the level of prime poirier
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>>113332361
It's actually easy for any MMA fan to realize that Conor's only future is in the sport of boxing. So why is he so afraid of Jake Paul?
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>>113332380
These freakshow fights are an embarrassment but at this point all Conor does is embarrass himself so he might as well get paid for it.
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>>113332361
>doesnt fight for years at a time
That's how he forgot
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>>113332361
Can't forget what you never learned.
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>>113332403
Seriously wish he'd come back and do that. He even said he was going to fight again in 2021 and it's nearly the end of the year and still nothing.
Is he just a fake now too? What is happening to the UFC?
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>>113332406
guess he doesnt want to eat 1200 calories a day to make 125
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>>113332406
UFC probably told him to kick rocks since he retired in cage after the Cruz fight only to start calling for fights a month later.
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>>113332421
aight but hes still a drawl and the ufc aint got shit going on till the gigacard
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why does my sweaty shirt smell like dried cum
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OHHHH HES DIRT NAPPING JOE
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>>113332421
And they say little man syndrome isn't a real thing..
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>>113332428
haha sorry brobro i cleaned my penis and balls with your shirt after i ejaculated semen onto said penis and balls while watching mma
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>>113332432
thats not henrys car, he drives a prius and a mustang
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Do you WANT to see the first octagon death?
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>>113332462
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>>113332462
no because of the inevitable months of retarded takes from virtue signalling idiots
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>>113332462
If it happened and I missed it live I would be rather put out, yes.
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>Is MMA too dangerous?
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>/box/ still hasnt hit the bump limit after 3 days and 6 hours
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>box got a /heem/ boost of 50 or so posts when vitor heemed holyfield and its still 3 posts away from bump limit
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>>113330928
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>>113332487
This
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rda is handsome
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Is doing a leg press machine gay? Shit looks gay but the only workout options i have are isolations and might as well hit legs
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>>113331339
>backpacks
There's literraly no women repelent more powerful than backpacks. And NO, pictures of professional athletes going to the gym doesn't count.
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box heems itself just watch one of their events and you dont wanna watch again for at least 3 years cuz it fucking sucks
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>>113330815
swedes are BASED
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Reaperbros, Sean Strickland said that Israel is going to beat our guy...
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>>113332650
Spicy hot take from le twisted hecking psychopath
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>>113332650
Wow, he really IS crazy.
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i still have to shit...
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>>113332406
Dana and co. are probably pissed off with him playing games.
Ali doesn't have as big a pull anymore since Khabib retired so no chance Cejudo gets brought back.
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What expression is Jiri trying to convey here?
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>>113332795
he has that distinctive "i am vaccinated and ready to fuck" looks
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>>113332795
what is jiri doing until he fights jan?
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>>113332830
Is he backup if someone pulls out?
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just shitted bros B)
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post a picture with more CTE
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>>113332427
>drawl
>mma
>manlet
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>>113332885
>>113332830
I remember reading that he was going to be the backup, but he also said recently that he refuses to fight Jan outside of Europe
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>>113332922
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>>113330830
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>>113332043
>lmao4pl8 deadlift while weighing 200+lbs as a professional athlete
Why are mma fighters so weak? I hit 4pl8 when I weighed 155lbs.
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>>113332183
poirier got tkod on his feet by former featherweight dan the hangman hooker so you go ahead and answer that question for me now son
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>>113332361
he's like 20lbs heavier
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>>113333031
Then why does it say "loss" for Dan on his record? Anon you better go tell them who was right while we all laugh at you.
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>>113333043
>20lbs?
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MEEEE FOOOKIN LEGGGGGGG
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>>113332532
Doing legs in general is gay as fuck senpai. Heem power comes from the shoulders, back, and arms, and don't let any coping ss victim tell you otherwise.
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>>113333014
No you didn’t.
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>>113332922
>go to afghanistan to risk your life for capitalism then ruin your career for a socialist union
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Luke speaking some actual truth here but he seems to forget Ali would never let Usman do that and none of Ali's fighters would join this union though
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>>113333202
https://www.mmafighting.com/2021/9/13/22672379/luke-rockhold-talks-ufc-revenue-split-fighters-lost-an-opportunity-to-step-up-during-francis-ngannou
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Tick Tock Jizzy
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>wins the 1 mil pfl tournament instead of fighting for 12/12 in the ufc
Keyed
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sup bros, yeah contender series wasnt that bad. good thing when its midweek
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>>113330815
what happened to conor
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just woke up starting and I’m now stuck in the bathroom with a bad case of diarrhea
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>>113333270
holy shit I remember this guy. What happened to him anyways?
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race?
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>>113332922
Why is GSP hanging out with this bumsquad?
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>>113333265
whomst
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>>113330815
luke rockhold
>sean strickland NEEDS to die

https://youtu.be/Jvtle7BI5rc?t=487
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>>113333270
fell for his own memes and returned to mma thinking he was still the big shit
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>>113332922
does gsp really have 76 reach
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>>113333295
this will cause big drama show
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>>113333295
l agree.
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>>113333292
Oops, linked the wrong guy.

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/144571-marthin-hamlet-nielsen

Why go to the ufc when you can face mid-tier competition for a mil?
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>>113333283
Master
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>>113330847
>tfw youre too ugly for a trashy skank to ply you with alcohol, give you a drunk handy and then crash on your couch
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yer woife was in me fight
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>>113331590
le heckin decision psychos
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this is not rizin
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>>113332361
how is it hard to figure out?

1) he is now rich as fuck and barely practices. people who don't practice become shit

2) he used to do an insane cut and weight-and-reach bully everyone. now he can't be assed to do a big cut because, again, he's rich
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>>113330815
how do you defend against this
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>>113333283
Pereira will be double champ.
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>explaining champ shit only at 7am
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Dude, this Sean Strickland guy may actually be insane...
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>>113333550
Your wife is your husband
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>>113333590
You would have to be to fight Last Run Rockhold.
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The meeting that saved mma
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>>113330830
Get the Moose or RDR
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>>113333665
>retiree and the mayor of some mountain village or something
How did that save anything?
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>>113331134
Damn Kelvin blew it
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>>113331304
The fact that they're the least desirable men out of all race says it all lol. Cope.
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>>113333665
Kadyrov is literally just a yesman bitch to hasbulla
>>
BJ Penn.
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>>113331221
It's in his bones
Lanky fucks have heavier frames
Hes got the skinnyguyonperformancedrugsandhormones build
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>>113333680
I assume you have to be from the middle east and/or muslim to get it. Just leave him be, he’s in his own little world.
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>>113332543
>khamzat chimaev
typical swedish surname i see
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MOM'S
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Do I go to the beach with with this dyke. She woke me up at 7am and wants to get a hotel.

>>113333653
Luke has the p4p worst chin in the game. Feel like I could heem him
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>>113333831
Get rid of her you dumb fuck
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>>113333831
>Luke has the p4p worst chin in the game
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Name one time lukes chin was exposed
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>>113333850
Forgot pic
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>>113333850
>>113333874
Nice job idiot
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B
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P
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>>113333868
https://youtu.be/msjWQ1n7ZiQ
Anymore brainbussers?
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>>113333882
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>>113333919
>middle aged man wearing a bandana unironically
What does Coral see in this guy?
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>>113333831
>uke has the p4p worst chin in the game
i think people overrate how bad it is desu
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>>113333831
not worse than Canderson, who just shuts off like those fainting goats when you yell at them
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>>113333935
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>>113330866
Hahahahahahaaha what a bunch of fucking Faggottttss
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>>113333874
Never seen them in the same room
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>>113333911
>>113333717
if he did not spend his time at ww after losing his title he could have remained pretty good for a few more years desu, the pains of being too real
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>>113330991
She woke me up and said she got a hotel myrtle beach. Is their a card this weekend? If not gonna make a bad decision. She found Tony in her pocket too
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>>113333985
card looks like absolute shit but i have a crush on dakota bush
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>>113333968
He was just too real. He was the embodiment of “anyone, anytime, anywhere”.
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>>113334029
i want to see tafon nchukwa heeming the living shit out of someone
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>>113334029
Fag
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>>113330815
YO THE UFC FIGHT PASS NIGGER FMERSCHAAERT@GMAIL.COM PAY UP NIGGER I CAN'T WATCH MCGREGOR VS HOLLOWAY FOR THE 31ST TIME IF YOU DON'T FUCKING PAY GIVE ME A UFC FIGHT PASS ACC RIGHT FUCKING NOW GENTLEMEN
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>>113333985
fuck it's wednesday... i thought it was saturday.

>>113334050
i almost slept with a homeless man last night.
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>>113334080
>almost
KWAB
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>>113334068
what? is there a heem shared account or something?
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>>113330973
Hitler would unironically win by tko on the 2nd round.
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>>113334097
its still going to happen. they are gettting a hotel on the beach and asked me to go.
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>>113330973
This is why I hate autistic people. They never question anything. If they read something in a book or were told something by a teacher, it is automatically the essential truth of reality.
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>>113334098
I think the Indian shared one here but I don't have it
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>>113334103
Then why won’t that pussy sign the contract?
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>>113334107
What the fuck I thought you took a woman home?
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>>113334131
its a women but looks like a dyke. woke me up asking about the shit in her pocket
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>>113334136
What the fuck is wrong with you
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>>113334146
got heemed by life but moved down a divsion
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>lhw swoell romero
Shit bros
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>>113334158
the phil davis
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>>113334158
Hope this roidmonkey loses his other eye.
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>>113334165
yeah we know bisping
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Got one of those schaubs that’s gonna take some finessing. Pray for me or coral needs to come give me a squeeze
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>>113331954
https://youtu.be/GTomMm61Ixw
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>>113334119
Because he wants to hold the event in Antarctica.
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>>113334158
looks like oldmero b
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>>113334158
I think Pooelito is flushed and will look like shit
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Just got the test results back bros
Turns out I'm really good at getting head
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>>113334165
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>>113330963
>common knowledge that dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago when I was a kid in school 10 years ago
>now (((they))) are saying dinosaurs went extinct over 66 million years ago
Oh I'm sorry, did 1 million years pass between when I was a kid and now? What's there endgame?
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>Megan Fox said she's a big UFC fan
>There's no proof that Conor was a fan of MGK

Yeah I'm thinking Conorchads won and Smelly Gun got jealous that his wife wanted a pic
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>>113334451
He was at an mtv award show b
That's a story loss for all involved
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>>113334451
is that THE dildo d'anus?
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IMAGINE
THE
FARTS
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Romero looks fat now at 205
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>>113332135
kraut-anglo-italian
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>>113334158
UFCbros...Coker keeps putting on more entertaining cards than us
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>>113332795
"you want some of dis?" "you like the sight of your own blood?"
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/Heem/ is exactly like MMA Reddit but with racism
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>>113334108
If only we could be paragons of self awareness like you, my fellow 4channeler.
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>>113334554
I would
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>>113334634
Wrong. /heem/ is exactly like r/ufc without the racism. R/mma is for people that actually watch fights.
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>>113334451
What the fuck does Danis even spend his time doing? I'd actually love to see Jake knock this nuthugger out
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>>113334108
>le enlightened 4channel free thinker
cringe
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>>113334647
>>113334634
>visiting reddit
cringe
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>>113334635
>>113334653
Found the seething autists
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Took a wicked Schaub in the Till, sprayed the Diaz all over my Macgregor
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>>113334669
>>113334657
Fuck off bub, it’s American hours now.
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Why are c*nadians obsessed with poop, farts and buttholes?
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>>113334669
woah another heckin enlightened 4chan intellektual
*bows down*
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>Francis will lose the belt next fight and never become champion ever again
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Man I miss when Conor McGregor was actually witty and entertaining

He's gonna keep drawing big numbers and I'll definitely tune in when and if he comes back but I so wish he came back as red panty you'll do nuttin Conor and not as your woife's your hoosband Conor
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>>113334697
Idk, it’s kind of funny though
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>>113334711
>red panty you'll do nuttin Conor and not as your woife's your hoosband Conor
They’re the same Conor.
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>>113334728
Really? I would love to hear your theory of personal identity that justifies such a claim.
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>>113330815

Has MMA ever been as cold in terms of viewer attention in the past 5-8 years as it is now?
Before there were so many matchups in all divisions both men and women we wanted to see, now I couldn't care less
When Jake Paul is drawing more attention than the UFC there is something seriously amiss
MMA needs new stars across the board and someone who can talk
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Does anyone see Volkanovski chasing double champ at lightweight? The dude has already beaten Holloway twice who is the biggest threat at Featherweight, and if he beats Ortega there almost seems like no threat for him at Featherweight.

And yes he’s a small dude, but his amateur career was at middleweight, and lived most of his life around that weight, was a front Rower in rugby league so he’s clearly got no issues taking on bigger dudes.
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>>113334706
Cry more autist why don’t you go and assault your parents cause your tendies aren’t ready yet
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>>113334765
the projection is strong in you
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>>113334765
>buzzword buzzword buzzword
A devastating critique!
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>>113334761
Alright now that you say it, Poirier vs Volk would definitely a banger of a fight
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>>113334710
Based and Gane pilled
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Had a jackoff session just now and forgot I went Schaub in the Till without flushing. Now I am starting at a huge log of Schaub with a big jizzrope I shot all over it. Thoughts?
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>>113331429
>>113331451
he's like 5'10 lol
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This is my moment one shot to give it all I’ve gawlt
>>113334788
>>113334788
>>113334788
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>>113334760
We are dead/hibernating. We are going through the early 2000s phase boxing went through but came out of recently.
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>>113334797

Good point anon
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>>113330815



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