>>113330815If Rob doesn't beat Israel than who can?
>>113330830You. I believe in you.
>>113330830You know who, b.
hong kong krunch
/heem/bros, we won the story!
l don't care for the way this Strickland character is talking about my boy Luke.
2 autistic psychos approach you, what do you do?
>>113330877Both are pretending.l wouldn't behave any differently.
>>113330877Heem them both, say a prayer for their mortal souls, and walk to church.
>>113330877call up the stylebender
bros im too drunk to sleep and rubbing my feet into this mans ass hoping see wakes up
>>113330893Get your feet away from men's anuses and go to church.
>>113330887>pretendingTHIS FUCKING GUY
I miss Twitchy. I miss mo0t.
>>113330901mo0t is dead
>>113330897>scream and make weird faces whenever cameras are on him>boring point fighter when he's actually in the cageFake one.
Hey pussy are you still there?
>>113330896I haven't had sex since 2019 in Japan and got herpes in Hiroshima
>>113330920sounds like autism to me
>>113330921y-y-y-yes s-sir, sorry sir
MGKbros, we got too cocky . . .
>>113330877therye not autistic psychos, therye just double digit iq dipshits who matured into high school
>>113330851You got me feeling confident B
>>113330877This mother fuckers train so hard they deserve all the success the will get
herpes isn't even a big deal lel you can get that shit sharing a drink
rmember when vettori walked out to the modelo song? that was the most anti boy shit ive ever seen. i bet he was paid well for taht shit too, he sauntered so the whole track would play out. absolute worst shit ive ever seen in my life, he might as well get a modelo tattoo at this point
>>113330830Weidman is still on one last run at the strap
>>113330942I got HPV too. The it way I look it now as long as I find get HIV I win the story.
>>113330942Is that how your girlfriend explained it?
>based>boy>gooby>khaGOAT>dustgod>oh no no no no>______bros . . .>schaub>heem sleepyYou guys are embarrassing.
>>113330919say it ain't so
Take him back, Canada.
>>113330946gotta get dat bread nigga
>>113330830The man in the middle unironically
>>113330958Have sex but when she is awake
>>113330946>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MONEY YOU HAVE TO PLAY LE EPIC SONGEROONI TO GET IN THE ZONE!!Vettori is a cringe crotchsniffer but walking out to an ad is not what makes him an anti-boy.
>>113330963>The gullible retard thinks dinosaurs were realCTE is grim
>>113330963He was talking shit about my boy Hitler.lf l catch him on my streets it's on sight.
>>113330963>>113330973Are you going to post this every thread?
>>113330963>guys guys look he posted about dinosaurs!!I don't understand why this is cringe. A world champion athlete worth millions of dollars is somehow a loser to you guys because he made an instagram post about dinosaurs?
>>113330941>This mother fuckersIs that you Marvin?
>durr I'd fight HitlerWhat a basic bitch answer.
>>113330980He is a man child who needs to settle down and start a family
>>113330976Now that you mention it
Georges Saint Reddit
>>113330847who's the crackhead?
>>113330991She's just faking for a free place to crash lmao op is a fucking simp
>>113330963he isn't an american citizen, it was a fake tweet
>>113331000heemster hired a streetwalker to spam on a mongolian imageboard with, sad
>>113331001Fuck off fag. She bull balled me. Only reason I'm still awake is in too drink and her feet are in my face>>113331000
>>113331021Do you live in Florida?
>>113331035Not but close
>>113331044I was just asking because you sound like a Florida Man
>>113331021Don't like dude you killed here didn't you
Lads I want to have sex with a homeless woman, does anyone know any tips or tricks to make this happen? Is it as dangerous as it sounds?
>>113331048Florida man herms her awake or not. I have some morals unfortunately.
>>113330830Then we literally have to wait until he gets old because everyone else in the MW division is old and washed up now. But Dana can't find any new young talent despite having DWCS every year.
Serious question, /heem/. If Gooby walked up to the Mexican poster here and told him to suck his dick, would he do it?
>>113331061No she is dead asleep on my couch with her feet in my face. I think they stink too or some kind of must sand it's keeping me awake
>>113331061Y'want AIDs, b? Just buy a hooker or fuck a woman from a bar for god's sake.
>>113330830Vettori on the rubber match its pretty much 1-1
>>113331079go sleep in your bed you mong
>>113330877>Kick their asses while pretending they are doing a good job kicking mine
>>113331089Screaming is a verbal sub.Vettori won.
>>113331070You didn't hear the Duraev callout b?
>>113331083Yeah then she plays with your dick and starts snoring. Just just for it
>>113331070The fag figured out how to summon anime energy, can't blame him it's closest thing to cheating you can do
Lads I want to have sex with a woman who loves me, does anyone know any tips or tricks to make this happen? Is it as dangerous as it sounds?
>>113331071Already has happened
>>113331089Imagine he broke and threw a elbow and shattered pissys face, at least he didn't even take a hot shower because he knows he had the tools to win but just is too young and needs some time
I can't go on like this meng. I am crushed /heem/
>>113331088Too drunk and spinning but your right I should just call it a draw. I'm spinning drunk so it's tough. I keep holding out hope but it's not happening.
>>113331104just be yourself
>>113331061Don’t do it man. Just order an escort and make them come to you. Your safety is paramount and in this hobby it’s extremely easy to get hurt or even find yourself in awkward situations that may lead to violence.
>>113331117Do NOT mock Conor here. l'm warning you.
>>113331118drink water and go to sleep
>>113331104roofie your mom, it's your only shot
>>113331104It’s simple all you need is money, big dick, charming personality and good looks.
>>113331083Sometimes you gotta take a risk b, rawdawlg a black streetwalker every now and again.
>>113331113Literally not in the game plan b.Vettori would have been kicked out of the UFC for not following Dana White's orders.Why do you think Gastelum went for the take down when he nearly had Izzy?
This is unironically my favorite position and only way I can nut, and it has to be exactly like this not just doggy with my knees on the bed
>>113331127>tfw 0/4 of thoseJUST
>>113330991>>113330847isnt that the ex special forces tranny fighter?
>>113330949What the frick did you just heckin’ say about me, you little twerp? I'll have you know I graduated top of my weight class in the NCAA, and I've been involved in numerous secret training camps on Dagestan, and I have over 300 confirmed submissions. I am trained in freestyle wrestling and I'm the top wrestler in the entire US college division. You are nothing to me but just another opponent. I will wipe you the darn out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this mat, mark my flippin’ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, Fish paste!. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of coaches across the USA and your voice is being recorded right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your record. You're fricking marked by Tapology, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wrestle you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States National Team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little son of a monkey. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blimey tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you baloney fartknocker. I will swarm fury all over you and you will shiver in it. You've already tapped, kiddo.
>>113331128I don’t fuck black women, it’s my only rule. They are too unpredictable and generally disgusting. There have been a few where I thought I could do it but I always remember how foul they are. Not just physically but their attitudes are putrid. Black women in many ways are even more delusional than white women.
>>113331128>rawdawlg a black streetwalker every now and againb you're not supposed to play russian roulette with a full clip
>>113331134>rock opponent>cage hugWhy is this so common? What are their coaches teaching them?
>>113331124Real one, gonna pound a bottle and smoke her last cigarette. I'm thinking I can get it in tomorrow night. Unfortunately I don't know her name but I drove.
>>113331122>NO ONLINE BULLY!! I WILL KILL MEESELFWould the coroner have called it a doctor stoppage if he did?
>>113331137It’s ok just bee yourself.
You're all a bunch of fucking pussies who shouldn't be posting with me, a real alpha
Bellator or UFC? Which we watching this Saturday?
>>113331152Why does he look like he's about to cry?
>>113331145Is this really Conor's go to move in desperate times?Threatening suicide and listening to Justin Bieber? Is he a teenage girl?
>>113331144Haha fucking simp retard
>>113331145I feel so bad for conor. If he had stayed at featherweight he would have been on top of the fight game for much longer than he was. Now he’s nothing more than a joke, people mock him wherever he goes.
Sean Strickland sat in the same seat as me in the class before mine in high school. One day I went to class and there was a bunch of gum under the desk and I can tell by the way it tasted that all of it was Sean's. Dude is fucking mental.
>>113330830the only AFRICAN MIDDLEWEIGHT training in AFRICA
>>113331163What would you have me do? She bought all my drinks then fell asleep with my dick in her hand
>>113331166I used to take upskirt videos at the mall until this old white dude bodied me, took the phone taped to my shoe and called the police. I’m register sex offender nao.
>>113331152this is such an intriguing physique, i would love to an authentic strength and conditioning program and what bioidentical hormones they use
>>113331179it's a shirtless dude.. try not to get too excited
>>113331164It’s really his curse. He’s a true 140lbs. He tries very hard to look bigger and eat bigger and be bigger. He’s got the beard to try to make his jaw bigger. He’s always flaring his lats. Or juicing his hog so it looks meaty in those little faggy shorts he wears. He gets out massed by his 10 year GF in every pic. If he just embraced his leprechaunness we could have Blessed/Conor kino but instead we get Big Conor getting subbed by skinny fat 13 loss Stockton chemo patient mr Diaz.
>>113331194remember when that dude shit himself during a fight
>>113331198He was actually a leprechaunand he could only beat up other leprechauns.
>>113331194which animal would you tag team with in the octagon?for me it's alligator snapping turtle
>>113331211Remember Monkey King?
>>113331194mma is fagot sport
>>113331197his lats are disproportional to his sizable traps, his oblique insertions are weird and almost looks like love handles, he's got no chest but decent biceps, he cuts down to 85 kg but I don't really see where his mass is.
>>113331220Perfect for you then
>>113331194We only discuss UFC here
>>113331217brightest star burns the fastest b
>>113331194How are we suppose to do that when MMA fighters today are a joke and some youtuber is beating them all up in boxing matches?Lets admit it.. the golden age is over.
>Cam on Darren..THROW SOME FACKING PANCHES!!
what's next for him?
>>113331221>I too enjoy staring at and analyzing men's bodiesC-cool?
Someone give me the rundown on the current state of the UFC Are the blacks still winning?
>>113331242>I-I CAN'T I'VE BEEN DUCKING FIGHTS SO LONG I FORGOT HOW TO FIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHTTTTTTTT!!!!
Conor is smaTry again sweetie my boy is a unit
I’m going to wait for Brandon outside his studio and stick a camera in front of his face and not say anything. If I can’t antagonize him enough to hit me then I’m going to mention tiger and lick my lips and make moaning noises. I want Brandon to beat the fuck out of me so I can sue him.
>>113331247The same thing that is next for all of Dana White's wash up "Top 15" UFC fighters.
>>113331258Blacks are unironically looking less and less super human.
>>113331264Good luck suing a dark skinned fella like Schaub in a pozzed LA courtroom.
>>113331274B-but muh blacksplosive
>>113331274I think you meant sub-human and more and more
>>113331264What happened, Coral-san?
>>113331262His bones literally cannot handle having that much weight on them.Hence why the leg broke.
>>113331287p4p best boxers are vitor and anderson
>>113331293actually its jake paul sweetie
>>113331274Black men still fuck better than white “men” this is an undisputed fact. Is it really any wonder why so many white woken flock into the arms of black and brown MEN? White “men” bang infants.
>>113331298if he ducks vitor he's old newsbook vitor vs canelo
The real question is will Conor's hair ever recover?
>>113331262Small ribcage, very high voice. He’s a lil guy
>>113331287>mexican >gypsy>slavNot a single white listed
>>113331127There's a tier list though, if you think those 4 are weighed equally you're mad.1. Charming personality2. Good looks/Money3.4. Big dickIt really is true that women don't really care all that much about dick size, as long as it's not micro of course. Much more important that you're not a quickshot than how big your dick is.
>>113331335>>113331127nonsensewhat women really want is a man who wears backpacks
Here is my problem with Volk: he has zero good wins besides meme pointfights over Hollogod and is a midget.Here is my problem with Ortega: His best win ever is a 40 year old Korean Zombie. Ortega dropped him twice and still couldn't finish the fight. Before that he got humiliated so badly by Hollogod that he hid from the sport for two years.
>>113330965I like Till but the guy should have never left welterweight
>>113331353He was going blind from cutting weight.lf he stayed down there he would've been the first UFC fighter to die from cutting.
>>113331194Wish MMA had some sort of 2v2 deal where you could tag out. It could work. First team to have both stopped lose. Maybe have a rule where each team can only tag out twice a round so you can't spam it. Judges could still judge it as if it were 1v1, instead just do points from Team A vs B or so.
>>113331221He's not a manlet which is why you may be confused. Weighing 200lbs is not impressive unless you're below 5'10.
>>113331369that's because he wasn't disciplined with his diet, he's far from being the biggest welterweight, tons of guys are bigger than him
>>113331369honestly i would attribute it more to his shit team not knowing how to cut weight properlyif till was at att he unironically could be ww champ right now
How can I achieve this physique?
>>113330815Doesn't Brendan claim 6'4 and Jake 6'0?
>>113331401Jakey is 6'1, Schaub is 6'2
>>113331134this was pre-roids adesanyahe will never be this weak again
>>113331274Based fuck those roided up niggers>>113331304Stay made forever slave
>>113331134>Kelvin was still Israel's toughest challenge
Conor McGregor's becoming a Big, Poor, Normie...
>>113331437becoming? he got punked in front of the world by Machine Gun fucking Kelly because he wanted to be a fanboy and take a picture with his favourite rapper
>>113331449that didnt happen but its hate conor season
>>113331429OH FUCK HE'S HONEST ABOUT HIS HEIGHT!!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>113331452I too am a delusional retard.I am a bear posting on the internet.
>>113331449Do you think there were tears in Conor's eyes when he went home and deleted all his MGK playlists off his Tidal account?
>>113331470>M-m-m-m-mGK? Hah who? I d-don't know him. Unless he wants to be my friend
>>113331452>throws le heckin drinkyeah dude he never loses the story heheh conor heckin pwned that white boy haha
>>113331469Fuck outta here manlet
>btfos your favourite washed up mma fighterheh, nothing personal my foenem
>>113331470there were definitely some tears when he tore his MGK posters off the walls
>>113331478Conor has seen megan fox at ufc events, so he went up to megan, and machine dude got protective and shoved conor and conor got pissed at some random dude shoving him
>>113331488>dude makes sean o'malley look like a mass monster he's a dweeb
>>113331495>TYPES the headcanon>DEFENDS the honor>SLOBS the knobyou're a full blooded irish hero mate
>>113331505>RUINS the FORMAT
>>113331501>I don't want to fight anyone difficult.. I'm not being paid enough>Paddy Pimblett? I'll just trash talk him never fight him>After my UFC contract expires I might just go do boxingAnother clown who would have guessed with the way he did his hair..
>>113331511kek retard you ruined the format?
>>113330928>offering a photo Sounds a bit pathetic tbdesu
>>113331519>MISSES the POINT
Dilated... yeah... worldwide...Gracie veterano, old family first, senpaiTaught the world to swing that double edged sword, it works, senpaiBJJ from GJJ, like Kool Herc gave birth to what your DJ playsBut despite the lineage I will never be closed-mindedRefuse to see beyond the lines? You go blindRakaa travels the Tenth Planet, I flow freeI welcome on any mats, gi to no-giThough my branch traces close to the original treeRoots sprout from the original seedWater with blood, sweat and tears, spotlight with sunlightThat tree became a forest, vale tudo, done rightThen Royce dominated them all in one nightAnd Rickson hasn't been beaten in one fightFlow with the go, Rener, Ryron and Ralek knowThat to continue to win you must continue to growLet's goWe did it mama, we did itWe did it for the love of the gameWe did it mama, we did itI did it for, I did it for (Jiu Jitsu!)We did it mama, we did itThe game will never be the sameWe did it mama, we did itI did it for, I did it for (Jiu Jitsu!)
>>113330815name a more based wmma fighter
>>113330965>le feint and throw a 1-2 every 40 seconds man
>>113331522you missed the point? getting kinda worried for you bud
>>113331518I think he's making a big mistake thinking he can face a top 10.
My boy? Yeah he’s a project he’s THE project. Matter of fact I think someone could get their ass kicked for saying otherwise.
>>113331525>Thinking that wmma fighters are based
First openly gay male ufc fighter
>>113331546Yawn Jizzy already did it
>>113331542WMMA > MMMA
>>113331541T Wood is literally the best fighter in the sport of any fighting sport right now. Try to change my mind.As soon as he knocked Jake Paul onto the ropes I turned off the fight because I knew he had already won.He is the reason I wipe my ass with Dude Wipes™
>>113330815Should Magomed™ move down to 185 and end the pissrael meme
>>113331345>40 year old Korean Zombiehe's litteraly 34 lmao and he won his last fight against a surging dan ige. TKZ is a good win
>>113331571Dan Ige fucking sucks
>>113331571Danny Gay is literally a pizza guy
>>113331566talmbout Magomed™ Magomed Magomedov or Magomed Magomedov Magomed™?Btw anyone see Nasrudinov Nasrudin fight tonight on DWCS?
>>113331579You’re thinking about Rob Font
Barbozabros give it to me straight...
>>113331571THE Daniel Gaylord?
>>113331584Fob Ront is literally an uber eats driver.
>>113331586Nasty ass old man whose washed up and ate my ass when I only paid him a quarter back on 8-28-21
>>113330815When did you realize that kelvin gastelum was a lightweight
>>113331596how did you know his ass was nasty if you didn't inspect it? checkmate homo, I knew you ate his ass too.
6 months of TDD training6 months of kickboxing trainingHow does he do?
>>1133316800 discipline or willpower, even regional heavyweights would heem him.
Made a really nice French omelette with some waffles and a big glass of milk. On the way to my room I tripped and fell, dropping everything. I punched myself so hard in the head that now my knuckle is purple & swollen.
>>113331700pillowfists mctrippy over here
>>113331700lost the fightlost the storyeven if you win the rematch and the trilogy, you'll never get the story win
>>113331700I'm really sorry that happened to you. Try to control yourself in the moment though, hitting yourself is a deliberate decision although it may not seem like it in the moment.
who the fuck trips lol fucking melvin
>>113331599Brutal skullmog by Kelvin
>>113331730me, watch this
>>113331680Nightmare matchup for Boogie2988, loses a close split decision to Frank Hassle
>>113331590what is the point of this post
>>113331766what is the point of this post
Kevin Netherlands bros... I don't feel so good!
>>113331766keep engagement up, clout farm off shittori, cuz he felt like it, etc
>>113331789i meant the guy reposting it on heem faggot leaf stop replying to my posts aaargh
>>113331786I have 2 personalities, a goofy fun loving guy or a quiet pondering murder
>>113331786Holy cow this dudes PYSCHO!
>>113331797you missed the point again... ta ta retard
>>113331809yoo sgt gomez hows the local poontang?
>>113331786dayum! that shit is wack!
>>113331786Screw status: loose
>>113331786He's kind of embarrassing, isn't he?
>>113331824Im not in the military but i matched with a bunch if islanders today on tinder and a bunch of white whore strippers. Not sure what to do, thawlts?
>>113331824i laughed good and accurate post leafbro
>>113331859is that the guy from TUF who quit his job and stayed in vegas
>>113331861post pics of them, not enough information to make a conclusive decision
>>113330946>I make my walkout>"Listen up, the soap you shower with? It's shit. You probably haven't even questioned what bar soap you lather up with."
merimutts stop giving me (You)s it's gonna go to my head
>>113330815>strickland is a fever fag
>>113331876This is like 10 or 15lbs difference max.
>>113331878The islanders are somewhat fat and range between pretty and ugly (the dtf ones are ugly). And the whores are hot. Im also out of the way in the sticks and kinda wanna date some average chick just cause she has a car so i can escape the jungle.
>>113331894strickland is gay
>>113331896why are you in guam bro
>hes a gunfag too>>113331899women crush wednesday
>>113331899white cock woman
>>113330815>Sean Strickland is a transphobe
>MMA ain't litty.
>>113331907Catching a ship at port in a few days
>>113331923Favorite WMMA fighter?
>>113331923if you're leaving in a few days why do you want to date any of them lol. just rent a car and try to fuck the hottest ones, cum in them, and dip out
strickland is a masc bottom... gay bros will understand what i mean
fuck I have to take a shit but I don't want to go downstairs. what do I do bros
could gsp unironically make 155, he looks so small next to modern day fighters
>>113331954be a 1 story house chad or a 2 bathroom chad or shit out the window
>>113331954piss on the carpet it will absorb it
>>113331963i have a screen on the window>>113331967very german comment but i'm afraid I have a piss jug like a civilized person
>>113331959He supposedly did a test cut at one point when they were first pushing the idea of a match with Khabib.
Soifricas a bitch
>>113331959He's a lot smaller than he used to be
Is bisping an ATG? he really seems like shit, i dont see him beating any current top 10 mw except uriah hall and a hard fight with kelvin
>>113331999Hes a certified hood Canssic
>>113330958zoomers were a mistake
>>113331999Only thing he ever did was make a hot daughter, thats it, that is IT
>>113330815sean strickland moodboard
>>113332043this guy is a fucking tool
>>113332043l'm starting to think he's just colossal faggot.
>>113330877God Vettori is such a chad.
>>113330877Strickland looks like a cross between Bisping and Rockhold.
what is lukes ethnic breakdown? (educated answers only)
>>113332135Saxon mutt wh*teoid
>>113330815Nigsmanbros, he was joking about that Triple Champ stuff, right?
>>113332166Nah he's gonna fight MGK for the title of the new 165lb weightclass
>>113330815who wins (LW)
>>113332202its 4 am b
Talm bout Justin Poirier?
Dustin strikes me as a small dick guy.
>>113332212>small dick gu-
>>113332212you as well
Was this the moment when Ben got enough CTE to think that he could beat Jake P?
>>1133322206.7 inches erect. Never measured the girth but it's not very impressive, to be honest. Testicles are also small.>>113332219This supports my theory, how you can see this and not feel the small dick energy is beyond me.
>>113332231you dont get it, ben is an olympian, hes an athlete.
>>113332222and water is wet b checked tho damn
>>113332219Thats how i walk and i have a super tiny dick
>>113332235i knew it, you just had that vibe
gf just sent me this
>>113332251Looks like garbage.
>>113332260Nate doesn't even prepare to defend whatever Masvidal is going to throw at him... He just runs... Stocktonbros...
bf just sent me this, what do
Fuck that little sperg, my boy's last run starts here.
>>113332285I dunno bro. But if he has that much hair on his chest then you'll never get through that jungle that he has around his asshole.Unless you are the bottom.....bro...............
It's late hours so conorcels aren't awake. You can't hit them with the real reality.https://youtu.be/jP7W-_86dzwBut how the hell did Conor forget how to fight?He just cannot move the same anymore. He doesn't pressure with his kicks or use them for distance. He used to be able to find range and now he just sticks his head out for opponents to swing on him.Especially now with the broken leg. Conor will never have the same foot work. He'll never dance like he used to.
>>113332361he did old conor vs dustbitch in 3 and got pounded out on the ground and looked gassed when he stood up. conor is not on the level of prime poirier
>>113332361It's actually easy for any MMA fan to realize that Conor's only future is in the sport of boxing. So why is he so afraid of Jake Paul?
>>113332380These freakshow fights are an embarrassment but at this point all Conor does is embarrass himself so he might as well get paid for it.
>>113332361>doesnt fight for years at a timeThat's how he forgot
>>113332361Can't forget what you never learned.
Henry ends the fig and moreno memes in 1 night
>>113332403Seriously wish he'd come back and do that. He even said he was going to fight again in 2021 and it's nearly the end of the year and still nothing.Is he just a fake now too? What is happening to the UFC?
>>113332406guess he doesnt want to eat 1200 calories a day to make 125
>>113332406UFC probably told him to kick rocks since he retired in cage after the Cruz fight only to start calling for fights a month later.
>>113332421aight but hes still a drawl and the ufc aint got shit going on till the gigacard
why does my sweaty shirt smell like dried cum
OHHHH HES DIRT NAPPING JOE
>>113332421And they say little man syndrome isn't a real thing..
>>113332428haha sorry brobro i cleaned my penis and balls with your shirt after i ejaculated semen onto said penis and balls while watching mma
>>113332432thats not henrys car, he drives a prius and a mustang
Do you WANT to see the first octagon death?
>>113332462no because of the inevitable months of retarded takes from virtue signalling idiots
>>113332462If it happened and I missed it live I would be rather put out, yes.
>Is MMA too dangerous?
>/box/ still hasnt hit the bump limit after 3 days and 6 hours
>box got a /heem/ boost of 50 or so posts when vitor heemed holyfield and its still 3 posts away from bump limit
rda is handsome
Is doing a leg press machine gay? Shit looks gay but the only workout options i have are isolations and might as well hit legs
>>113331339>backpacksThere's literraly no women repelent more powerful than backpacks. And NO, pictures of professional athletes going to the gym doesn't count.
box heems itself just watch one of their events and you dont wanna watch again for at least 3 years cuz it fucking sucks
>>113330815swedes are BASED
Reaperbros, Sean Strickland said that Israel is going to beat our guy...
>>113332650Spicy hot take from le twisted hecking psychopath
>>113332650Wow, he really IS crazy.
i still have to shit...
>>113332406Dana and co. are probably pissed off with him playing games. Ali doesn't have as big a pull anymore since Khabib retired so no chance Cejudo gets brought back.
What expression is Jiri trying to convey here?
>>113332795he has that distinctive "i am vaccinated and ready to fuck" looks
>>113332795what is jiri doing until he fights jan?
>>113332830Is he backup if someone pulls out?
just shitted bros B)
post a picture with more CTE
>>113332885>>113332830I remember reading that he was going to be the backup, but he also said recently that he refuses to fight Jan outside of Europe
>>113332043>lmao4pl8 deadlift while weighing 200+lbs as a professional athleteWhy are mma fighters so weak? I hit 4pl8 when I weighed 155lbs.
>>113332183poirier got tkod on his feet by former featherweight dan the hangman hooker so you go ahead and answer that question for me now son
>>113332361he's like 20lbs heavier
>>113333031Then why does it say "loss" for Dan on his record? Anon you better go tell them who was right while we all laugh at you.
>>113333043>20lbs?>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MEEEE FOOOKIN LEGGGGGGG
>>113332532Doing legs in general is gay as fuck senpai. Heem power comes from the shoulders, back, and arms, and don't let any coping ss victim tell you otherwise.
>>113333014No you didn’t.
>>113332922>go to afghanistan to risk your life for capitalism then ruin your career for a socialist union
https://youtu.be/_1uCbyWXA6MLuke speaking some actual truth here but he seems to forget Ali would never let Usman do that and none of Ali's fighters would join this union though
Tick Tock Jizzy
>wins the 1 mil pfl tournament instead of fighting for 12/12 in the ufcKeyed
sup bros, yeah contender series wasnt that bad. good thing when its midweek
>>113330815what happened to conor
just woke up starting and I’m now stuck in the bathroom with a bad case of diarrhea
>>113333270holy shit I remember this guy. What happened to him anyways?
>>113332922Why is GSP hanging out with this bumsquad?
>>113330815luke rockhold>sean strickland NEEDS to diehttps://youtu.be/Jvtle7BI5rc?t=487
>>113333270fell for his own memes and returned to mma thinking he was still the big shit
>>113332922does gsp really have 76 reach
>>113333295this will cause big drama show
>>113333292Oops, linked the wrong guy.https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/144571-marthin-hamlet-nielsenWhy go to the ufc when you can face mid-tier competition for a mil?
>>113330847>tfw youre too ugly for a trashy skank to ply you with alcohol, give you a drunk handy and then crash on your couch
yer woife was in me fight
>>113331590le heckin decision psychos
this is not rizin
>>113332361how is it hard to figure out?1) he is now rich as fuck and barely practices. people who don't practice become shit2) he used to do an insane cut and weight-and-reach bully everyone. now he can't be assed to do a big cut because, again, he's rich
>>113330815how do you defend against this
>>113333283Pereira will be double champ.
>explaining champ shit only at 7am
Dude, this Sean Strickland guy may actually be insane...
>>113333550Your wife is your husband
>>113333590You would have to be to fight Last Run Rockhold.
The meeting that saved mma
>>113330830Get the Moose or RDR
>>113333665>retiree and the mayor of some mountain village or somethingHow did that save anything?
>>113331134Damn Kelvin blew it
>>113331304The fact that they're the least desirable men out of all race says it all lol. Cope.
>>113333665Kadyrov is literally just a yesman bitch to hasbulla
>>113331221It's in his bonesLanky fucks have heavier framesHes got the skinnyguyonperformancedrugsandhormones build
>>113333680I assume you have to be from the middle east and/or muslim to get it. Just leave him be, he’s in his own little world.
>>113332543>khamzat chimaevtypical swedish surname i see
Do I go to the beach with with this dyke. She woke me up at 7am and wants to get a hotel. >>113333653Luke has the p4p worst chin in the game. Feel like I could heem him
>>113333831Get rid of her you dumb fuck
>>113333831>Luke has the p4p worst chin in the game
Name one time lukes chin was exposed
>>113333850>>113333874Nice job idiot
>>113333919>middle aged man wearing a bandana unironicallyWhat does Coral see in this guy?
>>113333831>uke has the p4p worst chin in the gamei think people overrate how bad it is desu
>>113333831not worse than Canderson, who just shuts off like those fainting goats when you yell at them
>>113330866Hahahahahahaaha what a bunch of fucking Faggottttss
>>113333874Never seen them in the same room
>>113333911>>113333717if he did not spend his time at ww after losing his title he could have remained pretty good for a few more years desu, the pains of being too real
>>113330991She woke me up and said she got a hotel myrtle beach. Is their a card this weekend? If not gonna make a bad decision. She found Tony in her pocket too
>>113333985card looks like absolute shit but i have a crush on dakota bush
>>113333968He was just too real. He was the embodiment of “anyone, anytime, anywhere”.
>>113334029i want to see tafon nchukwa heeming the living shit out of someone
>>113330815YO THE UFC FIGHT PASS NIGGER FMERSCHAAERT@GMAIL.COM PAY UP NIGGER I CAN'T WATCH MCGREGOR VS HOLLOWAY FOR THE 31ST TIME IF YOU DON'T FUCKING PAY GIVE ME A UFC FIGHT PASS ACC RIGHT FUCKING NOW GENTLEMEN
>>113333985fuck it's wednesday... i thought it was saturday.>>113334050i almost slept with a homeless man last night.
>>113334068what? is there a heem shared account or something?
>>113330973Hitler would unironically win by tko on the 2nd round.
>>113334097its still going to happen. they are gettting a hotel on the beach and asked me to go.
>>113330973This is why I hate autistic people. They never question anything. If they read something in a book or were told something by a teacher, it is automatically the essential truth of reality.
>>113334098I think the Indian shared one here but I don't have it
>>113334103Then why won’t that pussy sign the contract?
>>113334107What the fuck I thought you took a woman home?
>>113334131its a women but looks like a dyke. woke me up asking about the shit in her pocket
>>113334136What the fuck is wrong with you
>>113334146got heemed by life but moved down a divsion
>lhw swoell romeroShit bros
>>113334158the phil davis
>>113334158Hope this roidmonkey loses his other eye.
>>113334165yeah we know bisping
Got one of those schaubs that’s gonna take some finessing. Pray for me or coral needs to come give me a squeeze
>>113334119Because he wants to hold the event in Antarctica.
>>113334158looks like oldmero b
>>113334158I think Pooelito is flushed and will look like shit
Just got the test results back brosTurns out I'm really good at getting head
>>113330963>common knowledge that dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago when I was a kid in school 10 years ago>now (((they))) are saying dinosaurs went extinct over 66 million years agoOh I'm sorry, did 1 million years pass between when I was a kid and now? What's there endgame?
>Megan Fox said she's a big UFC fan>There's no proof that Conor was a fan of MGKYeah I'm thinking Conorchads won and Smelly Gun got jealous that his wife wanted a pic
>>113334451He was at an mtv award show bThat's a story loss for all involved
>>113334451is that THE dildo d'anus?
IMAGINE THE FARTS
Romero looks fat now at 205
>>113334158UFCbros...Coker keeps putting on more entertaining cards than us
>>113332795"you want some of dis?" "you like the sight of your own blood?"
/Heem/ is exactly like MMA Reddit but with racism
>>113334108If only we could be paragons of self awareness like you, my fellow 4channeler.
>>113334634Wrong. /heem/ is exactly like r/ufc without the racism. R/mma is for people that actually watch fights.
>>113334451What the fuck does Danis even spend his time doing? I'd actually love to see Jake knock this nuthugger out
>>113334108>le enlightened 4channel free thinkercringe
>>113334647>>113334634>visiting reddit cringe
>>113334635>>113334653Found the seething autists
Took a wicked Schaub in the Till, sprayed the Diaz all over my Macgregor
>>113334669>>113334657Fuck off bub, it’s American hours now.
Why are c*nadians obsessed with poop, farts and buttholes?
>>113334669woah another heckin enlightened 4chan intellektual *bows down*
>Francis will lose the belt next fight and never become champion ever again
Man I miss when Conor McGregor was actually witty and entertainingHe's gonna keep drawing big numbers and I'll definitely tune in when and if he comes back but I so wish he came back as red panty you'll do nuttin Conor and not as your woife's your hoosband Conor
>>113334697Idk, it’s kind of funny though
>>113334711>red panty you'll do nuttin Conor and not as your woife's your hoosband ConorThey’re the same Conor.
>>113334728Really? I would love to hear your theory of personal identity that justifies such a claim.
>>113330815Has MMA ever been as cold in terms of viewer attention in the past 5-8 years as it is now?Before there were so many matchups in all divisions both men and women we wanted to see, now I couldn't care lessWhen Jake Paul is drawing more attention than the UFC there is something seriously amissMMA needs new stars across the board and someone who can talk
Does anyone see Volkanovski chasing double champ at lightweight? The dude has already beaten Holloway twice who is the biggest threat at Featherweight, and if he beats Ortega there almost seems like no threat for him at Featherweight.And yes he’s a small dude, but his amateur career was at middleweight, and lived most of his life around that weight, was a front Rower in rugby league so he’s clearly got no issues taking on bigger dudes.
>>113334706Cry more autist why don’t you go and assault your parents cause your tendies aren’t ready yet
>>113334765the projection is strong in you
>>113334765>buzzword buzzword buzzwordA devastating critique!
>>113334761Alright now that you say it, Poirier vs Volk would definitely a banger of a fight
>>113334710Based and Gane pilled
Had a jackoff session just now and forgot I went Schaub in the Till without flushing. Now I am starting at a huge log of Schaub with a big jizzrope I shot all over it. Thoughts?
>>113331429>>113331451he's like 5'10 lol
This is my moment one shot to give it all I’ve gawlt>>113334788>>113334788>>113334788
>>113334760We are dead/hibernating. We are going through the early 2000s phase boxing went through but came out of recently.
>>113334797Good point anon