>Sam Verrills will miss the next 2 games from suspension>John Asiata signs with the Bulldogs>Gold Coast release 6 players including Tyrone Peachey, Ash Taylor and Mitch Rein>Adam Elliott and Lachlan Lewis released form the Bulldogsteams for the semi finals https://www.nrl.com/news/2021/09/14/nrl-finals-week-two-squad-announcements/
>>113330447Literally me bottom right
the BroncGODS could beat all those peems
Which two peems will earn the right to be massacred 50+ by the Storm in the prelim and gf? Exciting times.
poorm can be beaten if the refs stay out of it
When you give CPR to a woman your supposed to rip her top off right? That's what we were taught in school, you need to see and feel that you've got your palm in the right place over her sternum or else you'll crack her ribs and fail to compress her heart.
rather not cope the sexual assault charge and just wait for a woman to come and perform cpr tbqh
>see girl passed out in street>rip her shirt off and start fondling her chest>be hailed a heroYep pretty much
>see girl on street passed out with breathing problems >open up her mouth with fingers to check of obstructions >couple girls down the street notice me and points me out to large group of guys, they start advancing to me going oi wtf are you doing >see no obstructions and push up her shirt to start chest compressions >get king hit, hit head on asphalt and get beaten >drunk girls start violently shaking passed out girl trying to wake her up 'you right babe?' >she dies>wake up hospital and have to learn to talk and walk again>charged with sexual assault, attempted rape and 2nd degree murder >convicted and sentenced to 30 years with potential parole in 1 >go to the rec room and see MANLY win against the poorm in the 2021 GF >cheer and get shived by some poorm customers
>>113330376Is that the actual melbourne skyline?
>>113331133I Googled "Thunder Storm in Melbourne" and that was one of the images
https://twitter.com/SSFCRABBITOHS/status/1438036108298764291?s=19Will it be kino?
>>113330904>Be young healthy woman with 99% chance of surviving IF you get covid >get le jab and get heart inflammation as a side effect>don't want to get cancelled so you have to state you're uhhhh "pro-choice" from your hospital bed even though hospitals are warzones and everyone is dying ahhhhhhhhkekKEKK E K
>>113331552In the related tweets for this was a tweet from Russell Crowe liking a song called "Gaycumnigger"
Nice cock threadcunt
just did a sam burgess lads
>manu quit>his wife
dropping like flies
its afl vs nrl lets go
Fuck I didn't know SAS was on
not much of big sam on tonight so you didn't miss much
its not his fault he probably can't count to 30 kek
>>113332824bloody hell mate, smells a bit mark philippoosis in here
New janny on /tv/ hard at work ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr3dsqS-BEEGod i'm going to miss Adam Reynolds
he's ours now
>using sam's picture even though it wasn't him who did anything wrongwhat did """"""""""""""""journalists""""""""""""""""""" mean by this?
We're buying nuclear subs off the sepps
Vale Norm MacDonald and on behalf of the /nrl/ family I’d like to extend our condolences to his family and friends. F
no idea who he is tbqhguess I don't hang around reddit much?
How can the new peemsland team capitalise on this nuclear submarine development?
>>113335012t. didn't grow up with foxtel's comedy channel
>>113335014sell the tech to china really cheap and hire ponga to be their captain
>>113334678explain to the folks at home who norm is
>>113334087Always name my goblin MCs after him desu
yeah I sadly grew up with Australian and British comedies because I'm Australian and not Americanised zoomies
Missus Bucket now there was a comedy
its pronounced bouquet
>>113334242Tbf he has done all of those things at different times if not this time
Amazing to think Onslow's black daughter married prince harry
oh I'm all laughed out on pollical jokes like those, I guess that's why I never knew about him, probably would have laughed my arse off 8 or 9 years ago but if he made some people happy, F would have been a poorm customer?
>>113330376Nice OP pic OP you did good, I like it
>>113335259please watch our sport
>>113335550When's the next game?
>>113335550Hey don't worry, I looked it up next game is on Friday morning here.
>>113335012this fella mustn’t own a doghouse
>>113337902who's your favorite peem?
One more sleep till the footy lads
>>113345714Souths, and yourself?
>>113347570love southssimple as
>>113347603>they wear the red and green
>>113347987GLORY GLORY TO SOUTH SYDNEY
>Joey tipping DCE to be man of the matchFeeling good to have his blessing lads
Based Souths drawing in the big strong foreigners
I for one thank Rusty
>>113349847TC thinking - wtf is this? Russell said we where going to a scientology initiation day with live rabbits
>Dally Ms to be held over 2 nightsWhat a fucking stupid idea
Weird how the media is "going crazy" over a roosters player being suspended but there wasn't a peep over flegler getting 4 weeks for even less. Just a coincidence I'm sure.
Slow news week bud
Every day is a slow news days these days. Things have stopped happening since the coof started.
wests tigers at it AGAIN conducting ANOTHER ‘review’ in to ANOTHER coach which must be like muzzle memory for justin pascal nowadays goin thru the emotions positioning himself to shift blame for another premature payout for role that shld now come with QR code
Tigers should sign ash taylor on 1.2mil/yr
Business idea: 50k a year, 15k per try, 5k per try assist, line breaks, 1on1 tackle, etc etc, make it commission based pay
good way to get statpadding retards
-10k for not passing to unmarked players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtBbrBkp09A&t=124slet's watch this lads
>>113353603oh shit they're dropping it on youtube? nice
>>113353603will be watching after din dins
How would you guys react if your team got kicked out tomorrow?
>Ordered a sound bar on Monday>It said it would arrive on the 24th>It came todayDid Lachlan Lewis get a job at Amazon or something?
Matt Cooper is single again ladies
Who was in the wrong here?
>>113353603I'll watch that later today. I have the South Side Story on dvd (totally worth watching if you can find it) be interesting to see some new angles.
>>113354577*tunes into Tales of Reinstatement Episode 1: A Group of 14*
based who dares wins man
might kill myself lads
footy tomorrow m80
>Kalyn and Connor Watsons house up for sale257chads it really is over...
Do you think any /nrl/ posters have actually killed themselves? See so much suicideposting, makes me wonder :(
There was that anon who overdosed on insulin but I don't think he actually became an hero just got pretty sick. This was like maybe five years ago, can't be fucked finding the thread.
*medically retires you with a single punch*
>>113349847That's Ian Rubin there sitting behind Uncle Russhttps://www.howold.co/person/ian-rubin/biography
*waits eagerly to see what masterpiece threadbro has created this time*
>>113363671>who threadbro curses this timeFTFY