>Lap:#3034>Countdown to Gazprom VTB Uralkali SMP Russian Automobile Federation GP:www.formula1.com (Scroll down for all session times)>Previous Thread:>>113319331>Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCrbtP-wDg>/f1/ Essentials V10:https://pastebin.com/0pw4QZj0>Eternal /f1/ Stream:player.angelthump.com/?channel=spf1general>Edd Straw, The Status:Why cholesterol is a myth>WDC Standings:Verstappen: 226.5Hamilton: 220.5Bottas: 141Norris: 132Pérez: 118>WCC Standings:Mercedes: 361.5Red Bull: 344.5McLaren: 214Ferrari: 201.5Alpine: 92>WEC Standings:Hamilton: 693.97 (+79.67)Bottas: 631.81 (+11.42)Ricciardo: 515.95 (+2.51)>News:Amx 3 places penal thanks to FIAMGNo race weekVilleneuve unhappy with Verstappen's punishment: 'Belongs to Formula 1'
When is he gonna get his shit together and start producing results, anons?
>>113325116Idk just ask Gasly and Albon
>>113325097>Villeneuve unhappy with Verstappen's punishment: 'Belongs to Formula 1'Rare based moment from Jack Newville
Do you check back in on the old thread to catch the last few posts or do you just forget about it and leave those posts forever unread, the Yous you might've had
>>113325116He will win the Mexican GP, Alhamdulilah
>>113325116hopefully soon, if he doesn't want to experience other devices from Dr. Helmut's dungeon besides the torture chair
Reminder that NONE of you have apologised yet.
>>113325097You think he's infected Pierre with the known condition that is anime?
>>113325114Gimi > Jimmy.
>>113325113I'd recommend the book to any that haven't read it yet.
All these broken bucks
>>113325130don't really care about yous, just feel good after I post my shit
>>113325130I always do the former, I like to have all the intel
>>113325116There has to be something with that car.Idk why they don't have Max run some hot laps on the sim, and make him match it exactly telemetry wise.
>>113325129Jacques is consistently based, I don't know why he has such a shit reputation. Nigga always says it like it is.
>>113325141nor will I ever, the exposure is back sooner than we all expect
>>113325142no way they interact after the mandatory pr videos
>>113325151Shaun King II, CottageCoreNigga, Lewis "My nephew turned me trans" Hamilton, Black Didier Bourdon, Melanin Martinez, Hannibal Burglaress, Whore, We Wuz Kangz n Shiet, Lil Fag X
>>113325162Naw he sometimes runs his mouth and talks ridiculous shit. He's hit and miss, I suppose he's based just for the fact that he does run his mouth and say what he's thinking.
>>113325130I leave the old thread open until it 404's. I'm not missing gonna miss out on potential (You)s
>>113325141Did show impressive winning mentality desu. But then so did Gasly and Ocon when out in front so maybe it's nothing special. The fastest lap was a step above though
>>113325151I fucking hate globohomos so much
It's the 15th for 41 minutes now. Is the Schumi documentary on Netflix already out?
Memes aside, is Drive to Survive worth watching?
HEY GUYS ARE YOU READY TO TALK ABOUT THE CHICANE INCIDENT FOR THE 1984TH TIME THIS WEEK???¿?¿??¿?
>>113325264not available in germany yet, I assume it unlocks at 1AM for us
>>113325301I gotta wait until someone adds it to IPTorrents anyways. Guess I just go to sleep and watch it when I wake up.
>>113325280If you like exaggerated american style realities yeah, if you don't enjoy that type of trahsy low quality and fake entertainment then stay away from it
>>113325280The only good episode is the Bottas episode in Season 3 but only if you view it as an Alan Partridge-style bleak comedy>gets his arse out>spends the whole episode saying he can win and can beat hamilton>netflix brings everyone in to say how shit he is>episode focuses on the russia win whicj he only got due to hamilton being penalised>"to whom it may concern">gets back to the paddock and everyones already fucked off
>>113325315That's why I avoided it so far.>>113325323Ok nvm, I'm sold.
Guys, I already watched the documentary and Ross Brawn shockingly revealed that Michael actually did cheat in 1994.Flavio Briatore figured out how to open the console of Formula 1 and then Michael illegally set the FOV to 120 before every session.
Good morning /f1/. Wtf, how did I miss the based previous thread? Also I kind of dread seeing the documentary thing for Michael because I'm not so sure what to expect
>>113325151why tf this nigga wearing a dress LMAO
>>113325323>Toto, his manager, shits all over him>Puts his "To whom it may concern" vol 2 into contextThanks for the white pill John. Even now we stand up, Bottas-chads
>>113325369The documentary will most likely only be a recap of his career, and maybe something about his accident at the end of it, nothing more
>>113325350>Wow MIchael you blacked out there for a minute. What's that? Brasil 2008? Hybrid V6s? No grid girls? HWL? What are you talking about? Get out there, we have a championship to win.
>>113325369They attached a harness to veggie Michael's body that made him kneel before a cardboard cutout of Lewis Hamilton. Pretty mild, given that it's Netflix.
It was Carrie's birthday today /f1/
I was just sat at home drinking brain fluid "Norm is kill"Funny, but not IMPORTANT
imagine if they cut to michael and ask him questions and he just sits there drooling lol
>>113325195>Black Didier Bourdoncaptcha: GAYPM
>>113325443gotta go with a long question with the camera on the interviewer... then sudden cut to michael drooling
>>113325130I don't particularly care to read all the way back yeah. If I wasn't conscious it never happened>>113325280For the first season I have only seen, not so much but I kinda enjoyed the episode introducing Leclerc and Gasly as childhood friends
>>113325438>That angle on the photoCarrie really needs to explain things to grandad there
>>113325438sending BIG BIRTHDAY HUGS to carrie
>>113325443>so michael, what are your thoughts on the current state of f1?>..................beeeeeep>if it would help we can make it one beep for yes and two beeps for no, is that OK?>............beeep>so do you still like formula 1?>....................beeeeep beeeep
>>113325526>Implying they wouldn't edit the beeps
>>113325097Why this lil nigga always so mad
>>113325526>>113325537implying they wouldn't remix michael's beeps into the f1 theme and film his dead eyes glaring off into the sunset wishing for the death that never seems to come for him
>>113325537>in recent times michael has begun to recover and can now speak a few words and short phrases>unfortunately, all of the phrases michael can say are various forms of profanity>"hello michael, how are we doing today?">"FUCK SHIT CUNT COCKSUCKER BASTARD ARSEHOLE"
schumacher's accident and his current state makes me feel nothing. am I a bad person? like, they should just unplug the vegetable from the machine and bury it already not milk money from this situation
>>113325572Great now I have to watch the highlights from that Scottish tourettes documentary.
>>113325572>FICKEN SCHEIßE FOTZE SCHWANZLUTSCHER BASTARD ARSCHLOCHmade it a bit more authentic, hope you dont mind
Any news on Lewis' brother Nicholas Hamilton? I remember that he was always around the paddock with his father back in the start of Lewis' carrer, now he disappeared.
>>113325556>>113325537inb4 we get a pic related type of situation
>>113325603Now I know why it's called the Land of the 1000 lakes.
>>113325604lewis has alienated his entire family by now
>>113325614I imagine the F1 equivalent of this is a Make-A-Wish kid wanting to see Schumacher and getting visited by Ralf
>>113325627Nah, David with Vivien standing outside the door and waiting fo him to be done with you.
>>113325603>EspooWait, is Bottas some sort of city faggot after all?
>>113325627>i want to meet the greatest driver of all time, the 7-time world champion>gets lewis hamiltonit's as easy as that
>>113325604Still racing in the Touring Cars
>>113325603Damn, Vyborg doesn't even make on to map but Umea does.
>>113325626No wonder he's so unhappy.
>>113325670Mingau de Mämmi. Umea delicia
>>113320510>Now I know she just likes a quick buck, likes a quick fuckwdym? Any info on her after she recorded her scenes?>>113321147Why would you support Lula?
>>113325646Bottas is from Lahti (pic related)
More like Daniel retardo hahaha
>>113325787no thats mean
>>113325673his head is too big
>>113325158"just drive like amx does lmoa"wow how haven't they figured that out
>>113325823my head is too big... if you know what I mean
>Max Max Super Max Max
>>113325152>racing since toddler with daddies money to make my dream of getting to F1>finally make it>get to Ferrari to make it even better>the car is shit>and I have to act like a clown for social media because a nonce from marketing said soI'd be sad them if they weren't millionaires while I'm unemployed
>>113325879a genetic disorder you mean? like progeria?
good night /f1/
>MAX MAX SUPER MAX He IS super great
what the fuck is that music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ3b6Yvwa5M
Hamiltards are just jealous that they don't have a centralised fanbase that unites around a theme song
>>113325151what is this exactly? as in is it some sort of homofest(?), homo awards, biggest closet of the centuryi want to search about it
>Belongs to Formula 1What did he mean by this?
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. He saves drivers and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>113326129making the drivers balance a bus on the halo would be kino
>>113326141Did we ever get an F1 car driving upside down like the old urban myth said they could?
>Villeneuve unhappy with Verstappen's punishment: 'Belongs to Formula 1'what did he mean by this?
>>113325151I really detest Hamilton and his black supremacist crusade.
>>113324505Ching chongsheng, I'd love taking care of your dog, Ruuis.
Is Shoemaker documentary already online?
>>113326251very nice post
>>113325409That is so sad
>>113326195That putting two very competitive drivers that don't want to be the one to back out into one tight chicane will results in crash, and that that's racing. If you penalize it, no one will overtake anymore.Less subtly, fuck the FiA
>>Villeneuve unhappy with Verstappen's punishment: 'Belongs to Formula 1'something was meant by this, but what?
no more gimi
>>113325727I could have swore that the F1 graphics said Espoo.
>>113326165Theoretically, a super high downforce setup could make it true but no one is going to build a long, gradually banking upside down track just to see the remote AI controlled F1 car go up in flames.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKNG2byX3j8
>HAM punts VER, who had the corner in silverstone, into a wall at 320 kph which could have seriously hurt him or even kill him, gets 10 seconds penalty, wins the race, celebrates like it's nothing.>VER and HAM have a racing incident in Monza where both drivers can be equally argued at fault, both are taken out of the race, VER gets 3 place grid penalty for the next race, HAM nothing.F1 and the FiA are a joke at this point, why am I still watching this bullshit.
>>113326361Gimi is from Espoo, Bottas is from Nastola (near Lahti)
>>113326361Kimi is from Espoo, so there may have been a mix up.
at this point >we already know if it wasnt for fiamg amx would have secured the championshipnow the question is, can >our boy win against hamilel, jewcedes, fiamg and the angloids on his own?
>>113326421Yes. This is meant to drag on long like an epic, and it will all be worth it toward the end.
>>113325152>mfw drivers uzed to bitch about journalists a decade ago>mfw they wouldn't even dream about the humiliation their own employers' marketing departments would make them go though on social media
>>113326388Also:>Silverstone: hurr we can't penalize based on the consequence, just the action, that's why we didn't give more than 10s to Lewis>Monza: hurr he could've really hurt Lewis with that tyre on his head, let's give him a harsher penalty.
>>113326421If AMX does, he's Schumacher tier.
>>113326389>>113326400Thanks for clearing up my retardation. I guess Gimi is the only Finn I paid attention too.>mfw
>>113326451who said those things?
>>113326421Monza was the only track left on the calendar that Mercedes was sure to dominate and we left there with AMX increasing his lead by 2 pointsHe might lose some ground at Sochi just by taking as many penalties as he can and storming through the field as much as possible from the pitlane, but other than that it should be AMX's for the taking
>>113326421Max has the advantage. He has the faster car this season and he's at the peak of his ability while Lewis is well past his.
>>113326265Pqp ri alto
>>113326328Its quebec french that's why
>>113324901we should watch it on angelthump
>>113326481Yeah, but then comes Jewcedes's (((upgrades))) and HWL
Say something nice.
>>113326680No, I'll just do like F1's instagram page and pretend it never happened by cropping out his skirt.
>>113326680He is very brave
>>113326715>cropping out the skirtcan't you click the picture and see the skirt?
>>113326680I'll leave it to Ralf to say something nice
>>113326759its cropped out in all but one of like 10 pics in the post lmao
WHEN IS THE FUCKING SCHUMI MOVIE OUT NETFLIX AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>113326821Calm down, Texas
>>113326844I NEED IT NOW
>>113326129how would Saturn's alignment with kerberos affect this
>>113326821You're excited to be sad?Why do people think it wont be shit? Its netflix no? It's going to be contrived BS, and I'm sure shumi is better off then theyll showUnless they're bringing his condition public before he "passes" and cements him as the goat in lews last (actual) competitive year
>>113325369Fuck tsunoda.get the torpedo back
I wonder if I will get schumi film earlier than westerners bc of my location?
>>113326894i wouldn't be here if it wasn't for schumi and what he stood for, anything that comes from or about him i accept with open arms even if it is shiti love schumisimple as
>>113326821Netflix shows are usually released at midnight pacific time, so 9 am here (in 6 bongs 30 bings)
>>113325097>Villeneuve unhappy with Verstappen's punishment: 'Belongs to Formula 1'Based Villeneuve dabing on seething brits pundits once again
>>113326923So true, it's just unfair...
>>113325130I shitpost and leave 95% of the time. Multiple times a day.
>>113326933>Keep FightingYNR Toto saying the Keep Fighting Micheal message would stay on the Mercedes cars for as long as he was fighting only to remove it 3 years later. Just in case you needed yet another reason to despise him.
>>113326894I am ready to have my heart broken as it plays old scenes of Michael caring for his children or him being there for younger Seb :( It would hurt but idk why I still expect to see it
>>113325122fucking bring me back
>>113327050Monza roads take me hometo the place I belongV10 engines, agile race carsTake me home, Monza roads
>2 big fucking spiders atleast 2 inches across right above my bedfuck off, where do i sleep now
>>113327156I don't care if it's a tobacco company; Ferrari isn't the same without Marlboro.
>>113326923i miss blyat bros...........
>>113327190That reminds me, why do spiders just keep getting larger and larger each year? Why is this shit allowed in Europe? Those massive fucks aren't supposed to be on this continent
fred vasseur seems like a cool boss
>>113327231Winters are getting warmer, more spiders survive to spring, this means bigger spiders. Same for wasps, more and more of the fuckers every year.
Buttass could be the founder of another style of shoey: The vomit shoey. The faggot looks like he wanted to threw it up.
>>113325097Since turnleft and motor/sp/ort are resting til thursdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9RUKVm6O2UWHY THE FUCK DOES NASCAR, F1 OR EVEN INDYCAR STILL TRIES INVESTIN IN THIS SHIT HOLE OF A STATE WHO IS FULL OF CRACKHEAD KARENS WHO HATES MOTORSPORTS?>>113326871Just to know, Some based anon uploaded grand prix 2 on archive.org ready to play with Dosbox Game Launcher and ECE fork.is at /vr/oom>>113327204Anon, all racing isn't the same without tobbaco and beer funds.
>>113327252Just get a shoe and squash em mateStop fucking around
>>113327050>Bring me backBring me back /f1/>I can't go backBring me back /f1/>Save meCall my name and save me from the Hund>Bring me backBefore I come undone>Save meSave me from the slurper I've become
>>113327271Does hairspray work ?
>>113327252Vaccuum them. Or spray vinegar on them, kills them instantly. Also clean the webs off your walls and tidy up your apartment, will help getting rid of them.
>>113327285Just fucking smack em I swear to god you euros are such pussies.
>>113327285for me, its deodorant + lighter
>>113327299Australia, we know you deal with way worse shit than we do. No need to rub it in.
>>113327313That guy is NZThe worst NZ has to deal with is waking up next to a sheep after a night on the piss
>>113327282you missed a verse but have a kek anyway
>>113327252go to a mirror and take a look at yourselfyou're fucking massive mate, those things are tiny relative to yougo there and show who is on top of the fucking chain
Take me backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0nFTcNgNb4
>he's not befriended his local spidersgrimi
why are there so many threads
>>113325116it's like marquez in motogp, they designed the car and the team specifically to max's needs. this is why gasly was a shitter then when he got sent to toro rosso he got more wins than with a superior car. ricciardo was the only one not shitting himself at every race but even then he was number 2 for marko and christian
i miss gokarting
In another timeline, Greg Moore didn't died in Fontana, and in 2018 he and Ferrari did a charity race all over the Nurburgring, with the 99 Forscythe-Reynard 99i giving the F1 a run for its moneyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKiLq76NeNABTW what happened with AC community, i heard it imploded like skyrim during the bodywars of 2013.
>>113325162Since he's often been offering his opinions on Sky Italia, he frequently has some of the worst opinions imaginable but I still like him because he doesn't care what others think
>>113325116Looks like when I have to fart in a date with a female woman, I’m not gay for real guys hahah titties, football and farts
>>113326724this is what happens to a buck when he is broken
>>113327458all the spiders
>>113327391>>113327331>>113327299>>113327298It's ok i killed them with hairspeay, bug killer and crushed them when they curled up. Their corpses are now in a tied bag.I shouldnt have to deal with third world problems like this.
>>113325151I thought joggers hated queers
>>113327557i always find it strange reading about jv's takes, he is one of the two main commentators on the french broadcast and he's always reasonable there
>>113325280It’s literal garbage
>>113326923>Fuck tsunoda.I would if I could.
That's not something nice t say, Sergio.
>>113327252Go read children of time, and get into spider-waifus.
>>113327671Why did he say that? Sounds like something Alonso would say.
>>113325280no because its edited bullshit and missed the two biggest kino races of the year>fat john crash >edited in grosjean radio from turkey(?) where he said oh fuck>edited to look like he was in the car longer than he was it totally went over gasly winning in monza and all the crashes at mugello, youre better off watching the season review
>>113326680Hope he gets xovid again and misses sochi
>>113327637He also races at EuroNASCAR, with the fact that they always pick kino and underrated tracks to race.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg2AqBRc9xE
>>113327717Wish I knew how to video edit to make /f1/'s DtS.
>>113327717It begs me to wonder if LibertyMedia erased any records of him because they hate IndyCar and Roger Penske
>>113327746Adobe Premiere isn't that hard. Grab a course on domestika for 50 real and get going
/hoc/let hereMy uncle is super into f1 so I'd like to get into it likewise so that we have something to bond over. Where should I begin?
I do not respect Red Bull as a Formula 1 team or as a beverage.
>>113326680where's his fucking mask and aren't these guys meant to be in a covid bubble or something?while half of australia is locked down because of a handful of deaths every month. fuck this gay earth
>>113327881ferrari good mercedes bad
why Alonso never went to redbull or Mercedes? Sorry if it’s a stupid question I’m relatively new to this
>>113327908because he is based (red bull and mercedes are not based)
Soon...The consecutive numeral incidents from sprint race rounds will fully blossom at the next sprint race weekend.
>>113327908>red bullred bull wanted to sign him but he wouldn't sign more than a year contract for 2010 iirc, he went to ferrari instead >mercedesby 2014 when they became the dominant team they already had hamilton and rosberg, they simply had no need for him
>>113327622Still a little pussy ass bitch. Just grab them and then release them somewhere else. What the fuck are you doing being scared of a spider? Are you a 12 year old girl? No need to kill them.>F1 related because this guy is as much of a faggot as Hamilton.
>>113328051based, spiders are friends
>>113328051based, does the UK even have spiders that are poisonous for humans?
>>113327891>>113327920Red Bull are a very based team.
>>113328087The most dangerous one is the false widow spider.
guys i need to sleep. can you guys tell me a boring race to watch to?
>>113328103no thats wrong. you are wrong.
>>1133278811996 spanish gp
>>113328066Russian bro gets it.>>113328087Nah. We have the odd ones that can give you a a little bite, but really does nothing. Obviously there's spiders that shouldn't be here that you should kill, as they're a non-native species. But those in the dude's picture, They are harmless. The guy is just a pussy.
My PC decided to shit the bed. I'm stuck in a boot loop.
>>113327881germany 2019, brazil 2012, baku 2021
>>113328214try unplugging usbs or googling m8
>>113328214If you can, do a a system restore. Recently had a boot loop after playing firefight on Halo reach and whatever I did crapped my PC so hard it couldn't boot to windows.
>>1133281302019 French GP
What do >we Think of alpine renault?
What is the daily life of the average midfield or backmarker driver when it's not race week?>Gimi getting drunk and racing speedboats/snowmobiles >Leaftifi on a yacht with his WAG>Tsunoda attempting to eat gaijin food
>>1133283632022 WCC (Alonfast takes the WDC)
>>113325130>the Yous you might've hadI have a thread watcher
>>113328252kek, i had war thunder crash my video card so hard it locked my PC until i unplugged it and rebooted. I then had to reinstall my video drivers because they were corrupted. Thanks russian devs!
>>113327702Is there one creature the Japanese didn't go and turn into a waifu? That people is fucking based I tell you
>>113328246>>113328252Auto repair didn't work. Tried restoring registry from command prompt but I couldn't. Thought it'd be a hardware issue so I opened my laptop and unplugged the hard drive, nothing stood out as broken or anything. Also I can browse C: from the command prompt and see my files and shit so idk. System restore didn't work either. It's 4am now and I can't be fucked to keep trying. Good night, frens.
Are you excited for 2022? Will the changes do anything?
>>113327881Just sit with him to watch a race and ask him some stories
>>113328420>>113328214i was on the same boat last yearwindows files got corrupted so i had to format it
>>113328377gasly and leclerc fucking each other and that's ok nothing wrong with that you bigots
>>113328363The car looks nice but I have no emotional attachment or support for Renault or Alpine.
When will Perez get it together?
>>1133285182022 is all I can think of. He can't into qualifying, and just like everyone else before him he can't come to grips with the oversteery tendencies of the Red Bull. He's doing better than Albon and Gasly, but that's about it. In 2022 he better hope that Newey's autism is tamed a little bit and the car isn't as tricky and monstrous to drive.
>>113327267>no turismo carretera inside the bomboneraTHANKS GOD
>>113328518Unfortunately he's already back into his Mclaren 2013 status of being relevant but not really and just struggling to survive.
>>113325158>something with that carYeah theres a dumb beaner driving it
>>113328573>hope that Newey's autism is tamed a little bityep, he is donebut imagine El Museo and Newey together?
max didnt do enough to lewis, he should have sent that son of a bitch into the fucking wall
Will McLaren stream Ricky driving the Wrangler 3?
reminder that the halo is extremely gay and is not true open cockpit, they are not true formula one cars
>>113325323AND STILL I RISE.All in for the Bottas redemption arc
>>113328662>but imagine El Museo and Newey together?It would last about as long as Gasly's Red Bull stint. Alonso would call the car shit, Newey would get angry about it, and they'd agree to mutually part ways before the summer break.
>>113328390Christ I got lucky it wasn't hardware related like your problem. Figured it some how deleted or corrupted some windows files since it's a Microsoft game. Idk how bad you have to fuck up your code for it to nearly kill someone's gpu. Than again it's fucking russ devs, closet I got was the PS3 emulator shutting my gpu off because it crapped out in the graphics settings.
>>113328780Yeah the snail has wtf QC problems. But hey at least it wasnt that amazon MMO that bricked GPUs. F1 related because they play vidja games
>>113328756Alonso wants to win the indy 500, and F1AMG wants to delay monaco so F1 drivers can go there.
>>113328826>But hey at least it wasnt that amazon MMO that bricked GPUsThisIf I remember right the first people to bring up this were fucking 3090 owners. And they're shit out of luck now.
yeah, im thinking gimi
>>113329001>And they're shit out of luck now.yeah good luck getting a replacement, even under warranty. lmao
>>113328756I bet they would literally come to blows on RBs garage
>>113329033Yeah apparently you pay to ship it to rma, then you wait a month or three, and then the api just refunds you the mrsp price of the card. So you're basically out $500-1k.Kinda scared because my 1660 has been acting weird but it might be my pu that's the cause.
>>113328386Stop anon, I can only be so hyped.
digits confirm next dnfsham
>>113327496>they designed the car and the team specifically to max's needsthat's straight up bullshit. they build the fastest car they can with the tools available. great drivers can and will take the most out of the car, that's why they are great in the first place
>le 7x vegetable guy film Is it out yet?
>>113329403I want to see Lewis win with a HAAS or alfa Romeo
>>113329338My money's on one of the Alpeens. Probably Alonso.
>>113327891They're kinda plastic but they've been in the sport 20? years
>>113329555>20 yearswow legendary
box and pit confirm max
Hes a fag isnt he?The pussy cat doll was paid to pretend to be his gf.
>>113329531he would definitely outperform those shitters
>>113329738looks pretty fly here desu, dont think he looks that faggy. you jelly bro?
how will /f1/ react if max wins the wdc
>>113329789>t. poor ugly manlet incel with no fashion sense seething
>>113329819carried by honda's last spurt
>>113329826he is wearing a sheer fabric dress with lace. its gay and thats literally the point. everything this cunt does is woke sanctimonious bullshit. his message is probably like protect trans kids or some bullshit. he is trying to normalise transvestism with his platform.
JUST PLUG THE PLUG ON THE MICHAEL TAKE HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY
business idea: ignore lewis hamilton
>>113329844he looks fucking hot here bro, you're delusional
>>113326388I'm rooting only for the track, against any drivers.Business idea: Another crew of cameramen, affiliated to the circuit itself, is called to work and stay in standby discretly, without FIA's prior knowledge, only to capture fatal crash footages. If this idea had been put into practice, those crashes from Hubert and the Brands Hatch marshall could be shown in details comparable only with those ISIS videos.
>>113329906>t. pegged femboy
so no racing this week?
>>113329927nascar is at bristol this weekend, its gonna be KINO
My dad said it was a racing incident so I know for a fact that it was a racing incident
>>113329963always listen to your elders, son
I found a secret anime on the strawschleife
Hyvää huomenta, I hate Mercedes
>>113329927there's Indycar at Laguna Seca. Inshallah Fat John will divebomb someone at The Corkscrew
>>113325129>rams his rivals on track>befriends them right afterThe truth is: Hill feared being loved tenderly by the Potato.
chris chans trial is the day after tomorrowf1 related because theres 6 degrees of separation between chris chan and the michael
>>113330089getting sleepy lads
>>113325151>>113326091>art suddenly is about being/dressing gayeither way, this is omega ridiculouswhy is hamilton wearing a wive's outfit and a husband's outfit at the same time?i remember lady gaga wearing a meat dress and it wasn't as ridiculous as this photo
>>113330089didnt mean to reply to you with >>113330113i am stupid
>>113327252>>113327622have fun getting swarmed by other large insects since you killed those two, dummy
>>113329738Not bad tho
>>113330113Nigga it's like 11pm on the east, wake the fuck up some people are still working.
Unknown Black fashion designers that Lewis bought seats at the Met GalaPure class
can somebody give me a qrd on the Atlantic tsunami's or is it just /pol/ hysteria?
>>113330325lot of gay darkies there
>>113325151Young Max..... save us....
>>113330325why is that white one posing with the black ones
Where can I watch shoe maker documentary?
>>113326488>He has the faster carNo he doesn't, faggot
>>113330838hamiltards can't understand max really just is that quick
>>113330926Well it's not like they ever saw him winning with anything other than the best car, it's fair they don't grasp the concept
I want to eat a hamburger for lunch but I only have pork in my fridge. You think it will work instead of beef? F1 related because burgers are ruining the sport.
>>113331055Go to the store
>>113330838Yes he does, faggot.
>>113325438Happy birthday to The Cutest
>>113331069But I'm lazy
Getting a ham&egg muffin for brekkie. You lads want anything?
>>113331218ham&egg?!?!?! fuckin hamfags amirite?
>>113331270Yes I'm a fan of Hamilton and Mazepin problem???
>>113331218A coffee thanks mate, whatevers the most popular in your country
Live images of Michael Shoemaker
>>113331352Capuccino? I think...
>>113330074The Michael was so charming you can't help but like him even if he tried to kill you
>>113331466Wait til you see under her booba
>>113331435What was it like back in 2005 when it stated to look like Ferrari domination might be ending? I want to live off that hope.
>>113325114Fuck no it's not pronounced like Jimmy. Get the fuck out of here you flaming anglo faggot.
>>113326983This, plus private browsing. If you do it for the >(You)s it becomes a job, not a passion, and the magic is gone.
>>113325438Birthday cummies to Carrie
>>113331481Ferrari domination wasn't perceived as badly as MWL, because there were a lot of things happening behind the Ferrari's. almost any team could end up on the podium any given race, or get a good result. there was also way less reliability, so you were never sure if a car would last the entire distance (it often didn't).
>MAX MAX SUPER MAX How did you feel when you realised /F1/ has the same comments as reddit ?
>>113331642no one here would ever go to reddit so how could >we possibly know
>>113331642Pretty good that the fandom is 99% united against MWL
>>113331682>MWLmasturbating while laughing?
>>113325151Hamilton already preparing to be Max’s buck bride
If it happens in a race, then it's a racing incident.Simple
>>113328363Will lead Alonso to his 3rd and 4th WDCs
>>113325438Happy birthday Carrie
>>113325151>those are the kind of underrepresented BIPOCs the hamilton-commission wants to bring into f1
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/schumacher-review-catastrophically-misjudged-positioning-exercise/>gave the doc 1 star because it doesn't bring up Michael's accident that was incredibly traumatic to his family and instead focuses on all the great things he achieved in his lifeKill all journos
>>113330593>trusting netshitx-docus after what they did to bob rossshan't
>>113331912>The secrecy around his condition is framed as a decision that will allow him to “continue to enjoy his private life as much as possible”. OK, but what kind of life is it? May we at least hear from a doctor, or see how he’s doing, even if it’s just a still image? No, the film says firmly: we may not. what the fuck like
>>113331927>after what they did to bob rossWhat did they do to our boy?
>>11333191wtf, lel. what did they expect? a Seconds From Disaster episode analyzing his fall in minute detail? and then a Dr Phil episode with the family?
>>113331944The worst part is the people in the comments agreeing that we should finally see the state Michael is in, what the fuck is this world coming to? How unsympathetic can you be? They don't want to show him or talk about his accident and current condition, FUCKING LEAVE IT AT THAT. A lot of people saying that they made this doc to get more money for his treatment which is just fucking crazy, can China nuke us all already
>>113331912>>113331944Journalists are the worst scntxw0um on the planet, holy shit
>>113331955>tease the docu with picrel>turns out it's just some minor business-partner who's a shady fuck exploiting ross' name after he died
>>113331927>t. walt and annette kowalski
>>113329738It's pretty obvious that Nicole was actually driving the relationship and Lewis was too much of a bitch to commit and rightfully dumped his sorry assNow he's a loner who only hangs out with his dog
>>113331977>minor business-partnerThey literally own Bob Ross Inc. "Betrayal and greed" is pretty apt.
>>113331977Checked. Thanks for the rundown.
>>113329738He is actually a sigma male
>>113332004exactly, has nothing to do with bobby.
>>113332033>the bob ross documentary has nothing to do with bob ross
>>113332031>Bono! My tires!>They're so fast man>They race me so hardAlbon sigma grindset confirmed.
>>113332059are you being annoying on purpose now?
>>113332072No; it just wasn't about him as a painter. It was about him as a person and as a brand.
like i promised yesterday, here's the link to schumacher's documentary. i'll sneed it as long as you need it:>https://rarbgproxied.org/download.php?id=jq39ky1&h=a1f&f=Schumacher.2021.1080p.WEB.H264-PECULATE-[rarbg.to].torrent
gimi documentary when?
>>113332257>1 star, because it doesn't bring up Kimi's outhouse toilet that was incredibly traumatic to his family and instead focuses on all the great things he achieved in his life
>>113332059Well ... Netflix also has a Formula 1 documentary series that has nothing to do with Formula 1.
What's /f1/ seething about today I wonder >grr outlet give bad review to vegetable man documentary!! >Hamilton had sex with a woman!! It not fair!!!
>>113332295>Hamilton had sex with a woman!! It not fair!!!lügenpresse
>>113332295>/f1/there you go. you got it right this time.
>>113331912Waiting for Edd’s review
>Hamilton had sexlmao no he's asexuallike a smurf
How do you pronounce 'gimi' in your cunt
The city of Maranello
rari is and always was a solid midtier-team, with the early 2000s-seasons just being an outlier.
>>113332325Remove Big John's Big Smash, add Alonso's 1000 yard stare.
dubs and Hamilton never gets his 100th win
>have medical issue>want to see doctor>only female doctors available until next mondayI thought this was a first world country fucking hell
>>113332353why cant you see a female doctor? is your pee pee small and dont want her to see it?
>>113332353what is the problem with a female doctor? unless you are friends with all of them.
>>113332362>>113332353I don't trust women
>>113332353>tfw anon dies because he refuses to see an female doctorrip in peace anon
>>113332379Ok, die then
Driver rankings time1>Leclerc2>Verstappen3>Sainz4>Gasly5>Alonso6>Russell7>Giovinazzi8>Norris9>Vettel10>Hamilton11>Kimi12>Schumacher13>Ocon14>Ricciardo15>Perez16>Bottas17>Stroll18>Latifi19>Kubica20>Mazepin21>Tsunoda
>>113332387isn't he balding too
>>113332353Is your medical issue peepee related?If not, what's the problem?
>>113332389terrible fucking list
>>113332389>tf>1. Leclerc>3. Sainzhaha cute
Alright I am about to watch that Michael film with low expectations on my screen, let's see where this goes
>>113325499either she's holding the phone non-parallel to the mirror, or she's deliberately rotated the photo a degree or two clockwise when editing ithow odd
>>113332495She took the photo but he uploaded itWho knows.
>>113332389Extremely based Top 5
>>113332324The way it's writtengimi
>>113332533but there is no g in finnish
>>113325280Unironically yes. Bretty entertaining if you can handle the retarded interviews sprinkled in for dramatic effect
>>113329783the thing that upsets me most isn't the net hanging at the sideit isn't the chiffon shirtit isn't the feminine hairstyleit isn't that he's wearing makeupit isn't the tumblr fuccboi face that he's pulling for every photoit isn't that he keeps rubbing his hands togetherit's the fucking square toe shoes, sort it out
max max super max
Lowie Van HamelenWalter Booters.Max VerstappenSerge PeetersKarel ClerckxKarel SmansDaan RikkersLander NoyensSeppe VettersLander StropNand AllaertsSteven OkkersPieter Van GassenJohan TseyenKim RaeymakersAnton GovaertsGeorge Van ReuselNiko Van LaetMik SchoenmakersNik Maes
>>113332553for me it is everything but also the earring
>Aspects of Finnish, particularly its sound, were a strong influence on Quenya, one of the languages constructed by Tolkien spoken by the Elves. Within his fantasy writings set in the world of Middle-earth, Quenya is a highly revered language and is to his world as Latin is to modern Europe; he often referred to it as "elf-Latin". butttass and gimi confirmed elves
>>113332553why does that upset you?
>>113329738he's just trying to impress kanye because despite his fame and wealth he just wants to be a gangsta rappa
tiffany MUST get naked too in next drive to survive movie
>>113332560Voor mij is het Pieter Van GassenGas d'r op!
>>113329738he cant come out cause of his fragile ego
>>113332563earring doesn't really bother me, I think they make great accessories on men>>113332574square toe is an aberration. makes it look like club foot.there is not one single square toe shoe that wouldn't look better with a rounded or pointed toe.
>>113332443>>113332445>>113332453Leclerc should have had 3 wins by now if he didn't have catastrophic bad luck and riggingMonaco, Silverstone and Hungary were rightful Leclerc winsVerstappen has 3 more wins than HamiltonSainz has been keeping up with Leclerc all yearGasly had been carrying AT on his back aloneAlonso is a master and made a miracle in HungaryRussel got a podium in a Williams but has been a bit sloppyGiovinazzi got in Q3 with the second slowest carNorris has been very consistentVettel got 2 podiums, fuel bullshit is pointlessHamilton made a lot of mistakes but on a good day makes the car advantage countKimi got points in the Alpha, twiceSchumi has been doing incredible things in that shitbox, like getting into Q2Ocon wonRicciardo wonPerez wonThey're in order of cars getting betterBottas hasn't wonStroll has been badLatifi has been worse than RussellKubica is justified, but still was worse than GiovinazziMazepin has been improving, but was really bad at firstTsunod has been getting worse
>>113332629>Hungary>rightful Leclerc winexplain this one to me pleaseuse small words because I may be retarded
>>113332629very based and agreed again
Ludvig HjemmeltenValter BotåsMaks ForstoppelseSerg PersenLandulf NordmannDaniel RichardsenPer GjeslyJokke SunnoddaFerdinand AdelfossSteffen ÅkenSebastian VetteLans StråleGeorg RoseNikolas LattenMikael SkomakerNikk MaseppenKim RakkerenAnton JonsenKarl KlerkenKarl Sankt
>>113332682>DR3_what the FUCK is it with that smiley bastard that makes women and girls from the world over wet their knickers over him
>>113332641The Bottas crash was him getting sucked into the McLaren's slipstream, but Stroll just divebombed into Leclerc for no reason at allIf Stroll doesn't take out Leclerc he's second after turn 1 and 1st after Mercedes fuck up by not changing tyresAfter that it's just a matter of keeping Ocon behind
>>113332682Based facebook jannie
>>113332695Mostly his confidence.
>>113332695Hes cute and seems approachable. He also had a big feature in DTS.
What did he mean by this?
Wait what did the milkmaid this of this?
>>113332780He said when DR joined the team he agreed that if they made the podium together Lando would do the shooey once and then never ever again. He didn't like it.
They don't show shumacher in his current state in new documentary. I get it but give us something to go on. He must look terrible and pretty bad shape.
>>113332696>After that it's just a matter of keeping Ocon behindyou're gambling on a lot of assumptions>assuming leclerc would come in>assuming double-stacking the ferraris wouldn't bring him out late in the pit queue>assuming the ferrari had the race pace to keep the alpine (and maybe the aston martin) behindit would have been an exciting race but let's not jump to conclusions here
>>113332546But there is?True that is mmostly as "ng" for example kengän etc. and not a a pure G but still the way it's pronounced is clearly defined
Lennart HämiltonValter PottMadis VerstapuuSepo PeresLauri NorrisTanel RihardPeeter KäsliJako TsunoodaFerdinand AlontsoEimar OokeanKarl AmetnikKarl SaintsSebastian VettelLembit StrollJüri RoosNikolaus LahtiMikk KingseppNeeme MaasepinnKoit PõrkratasAare Jaansoo
>>113332832none of your business.if you want to witness human suffering, visit rottenDOTcom or whatever.
>>113332857or bestgore if you want to see third worlders get killed in most stupid ways
>>113332857>none of your businessI mean it's a documentary about his life so they have very much made his life story 'our business'.
>>113331962It's been 10 years, just let people know if he's even a conscious human anymore. Everyone was waiting for it because they wanted to know how he's doing, like it or not
>>113332857It's a feature length documentary about him he's been in this state for a long time you don't even get given an idea of how he's doing.
>>113332682>hmm, I don't find this very funny, it's more of a "meh">better report it and get it banned!!wtf? how did we come to this? what the hell goes on in the heads of people like that? I don't get this at all..
>>113332890generation safe space
With the amount of money the Schumacher family is making, still, over his name they should be forced making his condition public
>>113332682kek I hadn't seen the amx pic yet
>>113332890rampant moral posturing
>>113332906>bro i watched the documentary now let me see his vegetated decrepit body get real cunt
Leevi HämäläinenValtteri BottasMax VerstanenSerhi PeränenDaniel RiikonenLauno NoronenKaarlo SantalaKaarle LerkkiläStefan OokkonenVeertinantti AllonenJuki SunonenPertti KaasunenSebastian VeteläLauri TrollinenYrjö RysäläNiklas LaitilaRoope KuppinenAntti KivinenMiikka SuutariNiki Massinen
>>113332935I don't watch Netflix and I haven't seen it, but it would be fair to tell his fans if he is completely braindead, or if he can move around in a wheelchair, if he is at all responsive, etc.
>>113332946what does he or is family owe fans? is the money they make a loan?
>>113332906We will only get an update once he passes away
It was a bit odd how it's 100 minutes talking about him freely and his life and career with a 10 minute addendum, with a totally different tone, of 'He had an accident and it's private'. 'It's all private, he needs a private life'. 'We need to respect his privacy'. Would've been better not including it at all.
>>113332958why are you shilling for them faggot dont you have anything better to do like prevent the pushy island hakas from renaming your country to something unpronouncable
>>113332958So what was the point of making a documentary then? Just to push the schumacher brand? We're not getting the full story
>>113332686>>113332843Luigi CollinacciaGualtiero PercosseMassimiliano LungipassoSergio Di PietroLandolfo NordicoDaniele RicciardoPietro BenzinaioNeve TsunodaFernando AlonsoStefano OconeCarlo ChiericoCarlo SantoSebastiano VettoriLancillotto PasseggiataAntonio GiovinazziGioacchino RaicconeGiorgio RossiNicola GentileMichelino CalzolaioNiceta Mazzapino
Yeah you're all annoyed about no update and I get it But imagine how I feel, for a year I was excited because I saw the name of it and thought we were getting a Ralf documentary
does it cover how he cucked frentzen?
He is, sadly, braindead. If he was cognitively well, I mean he is still the same person we would have seen his wheelchair years ago and he would have been around the paddock all this time. Plus netflix would have already put out a "self improvement" documentary.But no, unfortunately Michael is touched in the head to some extent.
2bh I don't care about what's going on eith Schumacher. Just like I don't really care about any other pensioners/former eff juan drivers. As soon as they exit the sport they have no worth.
You all forgot Mick's comments about not being able to really bond with his dad?
>>113332993Is a has been. This last season has been an embarrasment.
>>113332999don't remind me ;_;
>>113332966shilling? i dont even give a fuck your logic is just retarded>>113332968to make money? to celebrate his life and not dwell on his current state which is obviously bad enough that his family doesn't feel comfortable sharing with the entire world
>>113332999I read that as Michael just playing hard to get
prepare for >>113333333
Lads, i really wanna watch the documentary but i'm mentally in a bad place right now and i'm not sure if i can take all the feels
>>113332999Putting that together with Corinna's comment on it paints a depressing image.
>I WANT AN UPDATE. ITS ALL I CARE ABOUT IN LIFE!nigga why just add 1 and 1 together. miggs comments and the fact we havent heard anything from him since the accident should be enough
>>113333017it will be gimi again>verification not required.
>>113333025If only there were some recently-released documentary which covered his entire life which could've also contained this information.
Docfag here,I think i remember that some journos stole his medical file from the hospital or am i mistaken?If some industrious anon could fund some pics of said file incould try and give an estimate on michael's condition
I think it kills Mick and Gina inside to know they don't really have other people or support to talk about the situation of their dad with and having to keep it a secret for so long. They were only teenagers when it started and I feel awful for them
>>113333026there is an unusually high rate of getting 44 dubs and 666 trips here
>>113333035>B-BRO FUCK YOUR FAMILIES PRIVACY I WANT TO SEE THE DECREPIT BODY RIGHT NOW ON MY NETFLIX KINOyou're autistic bro.
>>113333026I got quads once saying Dan ticktum should tickle my bum.Got me quite some (you)sHAM will die in Sochi. Check'em
>>113332975i dont even know where you took half of these
>>113333023I found out that Kimi gets translated as Gioacchino, but I can't figure out Raikkonen's etymologyI was thinking about using Riccone, which means filthy rich guy, and fits but I'm not sureI also considered using Gimi as the name, but it wouldn't fit either
>>113333051räikk should mean ratchet, finnanons confirm it please
>>113332990All Formula 1 drivers, present and future, and everything they accomplish will be in Michael's shadow. Michael is Formula 1.
>>113333051Some lad here explained that the -nen suffix means small, so it should be translated with our "-ino".So Raiconino.
>>113333018just kys before watching it. that might help.
>>113333099Dubs command it.Welp, was nice shitposting with you lads.Cya on the other side
>>113333124Don't listen to him. For me it was oddly calming to see Michael speaking and to have his face up close like that. I pray you will ease out of the terrible headspace soon.